The Christian O’Connell Show

We break wood on the C-C-C-CASHAPULT! ...And Christian's got Hubba Bubba.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh you thought you were unlucky? Wait till you hear some of these stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Disney+ launching in Australia this week, today's timewaster is 'ruin a Disney movie'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Christian found out some interesting lovemaking statistics about Melbournians...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Five Topic Tuesday revealed some nasty injuries and fascinating familial links!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's back from manning a party of 100 teenagers, did he survive?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's now officially a dad of two teenagers, pray for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pats and Chris have got their Christmas decorations up already - are they crazy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's nothing quite as brutal as the games you played as a kid at lunchtime...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Oz Music T-Shirt Day so we're making bands Australian for today's timewaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian wondered if any fully grown adults still drink milk - turns out some do...and they drink a lot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Missing body parts, missing passports and Andy Lee!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian discovered a cookbook for dogs so for today's Timewaster we're cooking up some doggie dinners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Brad claims to have no knee cartilage, so Christian wants to find out if anyone else is missing parts of their body...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is back behind the mic, and boy oh boy does he have some stories for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah's big night was exactly that...a VERY big night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's been away after he did his back moving a couch - turns out a lot of you have also been ATTACKED BY FURNITURE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On our 300th episode we find out which celebrities have smashed into your car and give away two pairs of Alice Cooper tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George Michael cutting you off on a motorway? Kevin Sheedy dinging your car? Turns out celebs in cars can be quite the controversial topic!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's attempting to put on a massive party for his wife this weekend, so today's timewaster is 'Party Movies'.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You might think celebrities make too much money to ever go on public transport - but not all of them are so snooty...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tightwad Thursday, Alice Cooper tickets and a huge update on Jack's tattoo - it's a massive show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's feeling 'trepidatious'...but why?...And what does that even mean?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prince Harry's been spotted flying Premium Economy on a flight from Tokyo, which led to some awesome stories about celebrity-spotting while soaring through the clouds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get out your stone tablets because we're getting historical with today's timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's no full show today because of the Melbourne Cup but we've got a highlight from yesterday to keep you sated: It's costume-gate! Jack's wife has inadvertently made a costume faux-pa and Christian needs her to rectify it ASAP.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We. Are. Back! Christian and Jack are back after a well-earned break - and boy oh boy do they have some stories for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"And she knows just what it takes to make a pub lunch":This has to have been one of the best round of Misheards in AGES - keep the submissions coming at [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the Melbourne Cup tomorrow, so today's AWTW is Horse Movies - can you beat 'Hoofloose'?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian finishes our wrap of the decade, as he reflects on the death of Bowie, bin Laden and return of Star Wars. We're back next week with the full show on Monday - enjoy the weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team continue to look back on the decade that was, today Pats reflects on the death of Prince, Julia Gillard's time as Prime Minister and the election of Donald Trump.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As the end of this decade draws near, Jack had a look back on what he saw as some of the most defining moments of the last ten years.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things are going to be a bit different this week, so Christian's got a message before he flies out from Melbourne Airport.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's offended that his mum's compared him to The Boss and Jack regrets going to another hipster event.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They don't like it...soupy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's come in looking a bit disheveled and Christian's wife has some fashion dramas...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's timewaster is inspired by Melbourne's Tullamarine Airport's Boarding Pass Music Festival which will have pop-up sets from bands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's had a disastrous day at the golf course, and things weren't much better at home...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Give a rock song its nuptials!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Should Jack ask Andy Lee if he can take Luna to his beach house?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian's running late for work, will he make it on time? And Christian speaks to the owner of one of Melbourne's last remaining video shops...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You'll never think of fireies the same way after listening to this...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Wombat Day today - so put a celebrity into an Australian animal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is wowed by a Bunnings greeter's talents and buys a LOT of Hubba Bubba.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian, Jack and Pats reveal this week's To-Do List and somehow get on to to the topic of the gendered division of labour...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's World Nut Day so to celebrate we're putting a nut in a movie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack and Pats are back from the radio awards...but why is Christian the one with a trophy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In honour of International Sloth Day we're doing 'Lazy Movies'!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SHOW HIGHLIGHT: Jack and Pats spent the weekend in Brisbane for the radio awards and we think they still might be hungover...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.