The Chaser Report

In this episode, we will be taking a humorous look at GPT, or Generative Pretrained Transformer, the language generation model developed by OpenAI. We will explore some of the funny and ridiculous things that GPT can do, such as generating humorous responses to prompts and creating absurd and nonsensical text...But don't worry, we won't get too serious - this is a comedy podcast after all! So sit back, relax, and join us for a hilarious look at GPT.This bio was written by ChatBot and our producer has been sacked. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew likes cheese. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Host of the News Fighters podcast Dylan Behan brings a Christmas gift to Charles and Dom; all the best (and worst) news moments from 2022! Follow News Fighters here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donald Trump could be president any day now, according to the constitution he's imagined. Dom and Charles have all the latest on America's batshit politics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom Perrottet wants to send protestors to jail for being inconvenient, so John and Lachlan ponder what other inconvenient people should be sent to jail. Plus, Kanye West went on Alex Jones's show and it went about as bad as you'd expect. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom's child is starting school, and looks to Charles and Andrew for advice on what social teachings to impart his offspring with. Probably don't let your kids listen to this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom wants to talk about Australia beating Denmark at the World Cup, but Charles and Andrew hate football, so they talk about revolutions and dictatorships instead. Apologies for Charles' audio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom unpacks the news that Scott Morrison may be censured for swearing himself into multiple ministries. Meanwhile Charles wonders who will win in the battle of Elon Musk vs Apple. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles has his QANTARSE merchandise (available at https://chasershop.com/) lost in the most ironic way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John and Lachlan take a sneak peak into what Victoria would look like if Matt Guy had won the election. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Milner is the only journalist who successfully predicted the obvious outcome of the Victorian Election, so Charles Firth interviews him to find out his secret. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sami Shah is looking for a new place to live and suffering the rental market woes. Email us at [email protected] if you have a home to offer Sami. Preferably in North Melbourne, three or four bedrooms will do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sami Shah and Dom Knight bring you all the commentary on the 2022 World Cup that would get them executed if they said in Qatar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles dives even deeper into the FTX crypto scandal and finds all the ways the company was corrupt. Meanwhile Dom connects the dots and finds all the similarities FTX has with how The Chaser's business is managed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like Twitter, The Chaser has decided to go hardcore. If you want to survive in this brutal online landscape, you've got to be willing to take a few months severance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew has caught himself in a parenting conundrum and has to run a children's birthday party, and unfortunately Charles' advice leans toward the violent side, so Andrew is forced to check the internet for help. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump is back. God help us all. Andrew and Charles ponder the "yuge" implications of another potential Trump presidency. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles unpack the latest disaster in the world of cryptocurrency. ChaserCoin to the moon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Matt Harvey gives Dom and Charles the lowdown on the Victorian Election. Will the dictatorship come to an end? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Milner from The Shot joins Charles Firth to cover the fall of Twitter and Liz Truss and ask the question plaguing everyone's mind: will the world hurry up and end already? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Co-founder of Finder.com Fred Schebesta joins Charles and Dom to give them some business advice, unaware of how unsalvageable this company is. Fred also explains Finder’s partnership with charity Good360 to help people donate spare laptops to disadvantaged community members - find out more and donate money or a laptop here https://www.finder.com.au/laptop-launchpad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this Remembrance Day we remember... Twitter. For better, or for better, Twitter is dying a verifiably glorious death, so let Dom and Charles bring you the best final Tweets from their favourite 'verified' accounts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr. David Smith joins Dom and Charles to explain the recent American Midterm elections. Where was the red wave that everyone predicted? And more importantly, why are there still apes? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tom Ballard joins Dom Knight to breakdown everything wrong with the world from the perspective of a millennial, which Tom dissects in his new book 'I Millennial' - out November 30th! Who is creating all the problems? Is it the Boomers, the rich, or the political class? Tom Ballard has done the research and gives you the answers, but funnily. More information about Tom's new book can be found here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Twitter and Elon Musk are simultaneously destroying each other like two black holes trapped in each other's event horizon, and Charles and Dom are here to enjoy the spectacle. For a social media platform that isn't currently dying (because it died ages ago) check out chaser.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles interviews British comedian, director, and playwright Henry Naylor who is most known for his work on the satirical series 'Spitting Image'. Henry explains why England is going off the walls and they keep churning through prime ministers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom are joined by Merrick Watts and Nazeem Hussain at the Grapes Of Mirth festival! The panel discuss Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter, and foot fetishists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom are joined by Ivan Aristeguieta, Lizzy Hoo, and Dane Simpson at the Grapes Of Mirth festival! As a panel they discuss the worst streaming platform for sport, and the best sports to watch on it. Plus everyone takes part in a bit of lèse-majesté. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom are joined by Merrick Watts and Nazeem Hussain at the Grapes Of Mirth festival! The panel discuss Prince Harry's new book, the oncoming nuclear war, and how to tighten up your home budget. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles has done it again. He's spent the entire company budget on novelty merchandise. Please buy our terrible products www.chasershop.com including our brand new 2022 Chaser Annual which also doubles as a single-use-pool toy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Craig, Dom, and Charles dive into the world of TikTok and try to beat the algorithm. Did you know that what you linger on is what you see more often? Well why not try lingering on our new Chaser 2022 Annual to clean your feed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Craig, Dom, and Charles all didn't watch the budget and know nothing about it. Here's the budget coverage according to News.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legendary comedian Heath Franklin is interviewed Charles and Dom on what it's like to break out of character, meeting the person you're impersonating, and what jokes don't work when you're dressed as Chopper! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To commemorate (or bask in the glory of the moment keeping us relevant) the 15th anniversary of the infamous APEC stunt, we take a look back at what Chas and Jules had to say in our Summer podcast series 'War Stories'. Go back and listen to them for a fun nostalgia trip if you want more yarns from the glory days. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Head of Zoomer Marketing at Chaser, John Delmenico, has developed a new perspective on why young people shouldn't be allowed in the media. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a really positive episode about the amazing work of the Qatar government. We love football more than human rights! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles wants wagyu, but at what cost? Betrayal, economic turmoil, puns about [REDACTED]. This story has it all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greenwashing makes the world go round. Charles talks with Belinda Noble and Polly Hemming on the best cases of greenwashing in Australia, and why carbon offsets are a scam. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Bob Katter in parliament illegally? You be the judge! In a Chaser Report first we have actual reporting to do.Lachlan has a spicy scoop after he had a phone call with the Member for Kennedy who made a (potentially incriminating) revelation about his legitimacy as a member. We checked with our lawyer, Michael Bradley, to confirm it's cooked.Lachlan and Jono are hosting 2SER on November 1st to complete the assessment this was all supposed to be for. Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles Firth is going into politics! He and Dom make their official policies for their campaign, and divulge the highly-complex methods in which they plan to research all a wide-range of political issues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Glory to Putin! Dom brings all the latest news that the pesky western media is ignoring, finally telling the truer, Russian-er side of the war. If nuclear war happens tomorrow, don't say we didn't warn you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles Firth is fuming about fake meat and deluded landlords. Will Dom Knight be able to calm him down? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Content Warning: This episode contains topics that may distress some viewers. Karen Iles shares with Dom and Charles the traumatic story of how abuse she received as a child was mishandled by the very people who are supposed to bring her justice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gabbi Bolt and Floyd Alexander-Hunt come on a podcast to dissect their podcast where they dissect musician's songs. You can listen to their podcast 'I've Got Notes' on your podcast app of choice. Plus Charles tries to pitch which obscure musician they should make an episode about so he can get on their show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Floyd and Gabbi charge forth with their deductions on who the Optus hacker might be. Meanwhile Dom reads out the texts he's received since being hacked. Plus Charles offers his thoughts on why Optus CEO should NOT resign in shame. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That's right, Bolt is back! After becoming a global phenomenon Gabbi Bolt returns to The Chaser Report joined by Dom, Charles and the fantastic Floyd Alexander-Hunt. Where has Gabbi been? Who did she meet? And where can you get tickets to her super-secret-final-ever show? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shaun Micallef decides that after 30 years of making legendary Australian TV that it's time for him to join Charles, Dom, and Gabbi on The Chaser Report. Shaun has released an auto-biography called "Tripping Over Myself" and it's available for purchase in bookstores now. Please be better than us and read it before you meet Shaun yourselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sami Shah and Dom have had their details leaked in the Optus hack, so they see who else they can dox in retaliation. Plus Dom finds out about the time Sami almost spend thousands falling for a scam. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sami Shah joins Dom Knight on The Chaser Report, and for the most part they discuss managing cholesterol and better eating alternatives for ageing. Until they bring up Steve Price and his latest attempt to lower the nation's IQ. Oh no, hope Pricey doesn't write about us in his pompous media column. That would be so sad considering this title is literally Steve's own words. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the spirit of Triple J's Requestival, we're hosting our own music requesting bonanza... of our own music. Lachlan brings you all The Chaser's hits from the last year, as well as a polite encouragement to submit our song 'Coal Makes Me Cum' into Requestival so we can get played on air and win Hottest 100! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.