The Chaser Report

Everyone's a winner, so long as you're already winning.Dom is in Japan so make sure you Tweet him what souvenir he should buy me @domknight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom attempt to answer the age old question: what would happen if you combined a morally ambiguous AI with your deceased grandma? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ivan Aristeguieta joins Charles and Dom on The Chaser Report! Ivan shares what it's like to become an Australian citizen, and how many people have no idea who the governor general is. Tickets to Ivan's Show 'Citizen' can be found here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom are joined by leader of the Greens, Tom Ballard! Tom talks about what it's like to perform in Edinburgh, the entire history of referendums in Australia, and his new show 'It Is I'. Plus Charles pitches some ideas for how Tom can improve the Green's chances of election.Tickets for Tom's show can be found here! Buy them and discover why Andrew Bolt has described him as 'a true barbarian.'Also listen to Tom's Greenie podcast 'Serious Danger' and check out his book 'I Millenial'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The coronation is tomorrow, let's commit some Lèse-majesté. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AN GUT WRENCHING MOMENT HAPPENED LIVE ON THE SHOWTODAY AS CONTROVERSIAL HOSTS OF THE CHASER REPORT CHARLES AND DOM MADE A MASSIVE MISTAKE: thinking News.com.au had actual news. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JobSeeker has been increased, so Charles and Dom are here to give some advice to those savvy spenders in Australia's luckiest tax bracket. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles are joined by the amazing Grace Jarvis! Grace shares with Dom and Charles the ways she tried making friends while growing up and the goldfish she refused to eat. Plus, Ed Sheeran's music has landed him in court and it's surprisingly not to do with the general quality.Tickets for Grace's show This Is The Last Goldfish That I Am Going To Eat For You can be purchased here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kyle Sandilands invited Albo to his wedding, but then to make people feel comfortable made up for it by also inviting some underworld figures*. Dom and Charles were totally invited too. *as described by their publishers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom are joined by everyone's favourite government coach, play school host, poet, and yoga instructor - SAMMY J!Sammy talks about the response to the death of Barry Humphries, and the difficultly of threading a needle complex issues arise. Cancel him here.Buy tickets to Sammy J's 5 star tour 'Good Hustle'! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles Firth is joined by everyone's favourite internationally famous puppet, RANDY FELTFACE. Randy shares a big scoop on who will be replacing Tucker Carlson - him! But what things will Randy do as the new face of Fox News? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The world may be on fire, but at least we'll have somewhere to ski in Western Sydney. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you have a smart speaker in your home, you know the pain. If you don't, let this be a lesson to you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please enjoy a special episode from our Welcome To The Future podcast as we enjoy a 4 day weekend. Andrew Hansen and Charles Firth investigate a bluetooth skipping rope. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melbourne has toppled Sydney from it's spot as Australia's biggest city, but not all Melbournians are happy about it...Hi Lachlan, your boss here.Yesterday you copied private instructions into the episode description, when you should have just copied the link to Andrew's tickets.Please only attach the below body this time, or there will be consequences.PROMO:Buy ticket's to Andrew Hansen's award-winning show 'Cheap' here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles look at the plans for King Charles III's royal coronation, and realise that the world's best TV crossover is upon them. The Crown meets Game of Thrones. Hold on to your quiches folks, the Windsors send their regards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles' sister is again being more successful than him, so he sets his sights on destroying the Vote No campaign from the inside.This could be you if you buy tickets to Andrew Hansen's show CHEAP:_________$$$___$$$______ __$$$___$$$_____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$_$$$___$$$__$$$$_$$$$$__$$$___$$$_$$$$$__$$$___$$$_ $$$$$__$$$___$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$________ $$$___$$$___$$$$$________$$$___$$$____$$$$$________$$$ ___$$$____$$$$$_$$$$__ _$$$___$$$___$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$________$$$_ __$$$________$$$__ _$$$ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew Hansen's show is Cheap, but some of the tickets are not. And yet the most expensive of Andrew's tickets are still far from the most expensive ever sold.Oi, buy tickets to Andrew's show here! [ADD THE LINK TO ANDREW'S TICKETS HERE AND CHANGE BODY. DO NOT COPY AND PASTE.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode would be banned in Florida. Yeehawwwww. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP MilkRun, the times were good when they were actually in stock. Also Charles launches a new segment: Stupidest Moments In History! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles speaks with the director of The Australia Institute on their latest report findings into the lucky country's glorious wealth inequality. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles discuss the details of Liberal MP Julian Lesser's resignation from the Liberal front-bench. Was Charles right? Leave a review with your thoughts using the secret word "bumpickle". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles Firth moves to greener pastures and talks to MP for Griffith, Max Chandler-Mather. Join Max as he answers all of Charles's tough questions like why Dutton's stance on the referendum is cooked, and why the rental market is cooked, and why the climate cooked and cooking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another special WTTF episode in the Chaser Report feed because we love you, and not because we went to the pub and were too pissed to record. Climate change has been solved by the genius futurists who have invented 'liquid trees'. Meanwhile Charles and Dom discover delve into the dirty details of AI marriages. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The police have banned "rapper" music, and yes you read read that correctly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles gives some advice to Peter Dutton that he learned from his marriage. Meanwhile Dom knows the secret to beating Russia at war. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

bare minimum will do. i can't even be bothered to write this description Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another special weekend episode of Welcome To The Future uploaded into The Chaser Report's feed. Find WTTF here: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/welcome-to-the-future Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which Dom and Charles contemplate the effectiveness of the policy to ban students using phones in schools across NSW. Meanwhile our producer has been told/forced to ramp into overcharge. If you liked this episode leave a review using the codeword "CHARLES' BASEMENT". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles shares a cautionary tale about how not to buy sun glasses, and Dom tells a story about some glasses where the sun don't shine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles does the impossible by making the history of the entire global banking system actually entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Greens have saved Australia from climate disaster, but how? Meanwhile, which American president is going to send his agents to kill Chas this week? Plus Dom shares a tip for how to get a free holiday in the city of your choice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"New South Wales don't want Labor" - Rowan Dean, 20 minutes after the votes concluded that NSW did in fact want Labor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An exclusive episode from the Welcome To The Future feed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom recaps the greatest corruption moments in NSW government history. Charles makes his bets on the election results. Dom Perrottet comes on the show and announces that he would accept a bottle of wine.**He doesn't. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all agree war is bad, and China and Russia are just trying to do what's best for the world. If we all stopped invading places, and fighting those invading us, there'd be no more unnecessary bloodshed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australia's most eligible bachelor, Rupert Murdoch, has broken hearts across the world again by announcing he's taken. Where am I gonna get a sugar daddy now? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If people want war, Charles has a way we can give it to them. Meanwhile Labor have updated their opinion on wages. Plus, fuck Nazis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles tells the story of the best ever comedy show he's ever seen that involved him getting slapped in the face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom briefs Charles on where thirty BILLION dollars of Australian's superannuation went last year. Plus, you'll never guess the crazy addiction rampaging through Adelaide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A hilarious chat with between Dom and Sami Shah, featuring inspirational quotes to put on your fridge such as "The public demands to know his orgasm schedule." For ticket's to Sami's MICF show 'Successful Comedian' click here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles really really wants to buy himself a new pair of AR-Ski-Goggles - that don't exist yet. Meanwhile, an update on the state of Silicon Valley's finances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

War looms. Submarines are being built and deployed as we speak. Who will save our nations shores form impending doom? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode has nothing to do with the Sammy J television show. It does, however, have a lot to do with playground implements as well as politics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the NSW election heats up, so do the prospective premiers as Chris Minns makes himself look hot and relatable. Meanwhile the residents of a Sydney suburb are hesitant to open their neighbourhood up to foreign cultural elements. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the RBA raising interest rates again (help!) Andrew Hansen and Dom Knight come to the rescue. Come ready with something to takes notes, if you wanna save money in 2023 this episode has you covered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles brings Dom two brand new gadgets that are sure to change society forever, and by forever we mean for the next 15 minutes of podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew goes behind enemy lines and shares what's making news in the Daily Mail, which leads to Charles sharing what historians are already calling "the most embarrassing story about a tradie of all time". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom asks the question: If a liar tells the truth about being a liar, are they a liar? If they work for Murdoch, the answer is yes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew Hansen is back on The Chaser Report and cheaper than ever! He joins as Dom shows off another musical act that could potentially out-sell him. Help Andrew continue to be Australia's most renowned musical artist by buying tickets to his show here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.