The Chaser Report

Charles shares a cautionary tale about how not to buy sun glasses, and Dom tells a story about some glasses where the sun don't shine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles does the impossible by making the history of the entire global banking system actually entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Greens have saved Australia from climate disaster, but how? Meanwhile, which American president is going to send his agents to kill Chas this week? Plus Dom shares a tip for how to get a free holiday in the city of your choice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"New South Wales don't want Labor" - Rowan Dean, 20 minutes after the votes concluded that NSW did in fact want Labor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An exclusive episode from the Welcome To The Future feed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom recaps the greatest corruption moments in NSW government history. Charles makes his bets on the election results. Dom Perrottet comes on the show and announces that he would accept a bottle of wine.**He doesn't. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all agree war is bad, and China and Russia are just trying to do what's best for the world. If we all stopped invading places, and fighting those invading us, there'd be no more unnecessary bloodshed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australia's most eligible bachelor, Rupert Murdoch, has broken hearts across the world again by announcing he's taken. Where am I gonna get a sugar daddy now? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If people want war, Charles has a way we can give it to them. Meanwhile Labor have updated their opinion on wages. Plus, fuck Nazis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles tells the story of the best ever comedy show he's ever seen that involved him getting slapped in the face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom briefs Charles on where thirty BILLION dollars of Australian's superannuation went last year. Plus, you'll never guess the crazy addiction rampaging through Adelaide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A hilarious chat with between Dom and Sami Shah, featuring inspirational quotes to put on your fridge such as "The public demands to know his orgasm schedule." For ticket's to Sami's MICF show 'Successful Comedian' click here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles really really wants to buy himself a new pair of AR-Ski-Goggles - that don't exist yet. Meanwhile, an update on the state of Silicon Valley's finances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

War looms. Submarines are being built and deployed as we speak. Who will save our nations shores form impending doom? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode has nothing to do with the Sammy J television show. It does, however, have a lot to do with playground implements as well as politics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the NSW election heats up, so do the prospective premiers as Chris Minns makes himself look hot and relatable. Meanwhile the residents of a Sydney suburb are hesitant to open their neighbourhood up to foreign cultural elements. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the RBA raising interest rates again (help!) Andrew Hansen and Dom Knight come to the rescue. Come ready with something to takes notes, if you wanna save money in 2023 this episode has you covered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles brings Dom two brand new gadgets that are sure to change society forever, and by forever we mean for the next 15 minutes of podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew goes behind enemy lines and shares what's making news in the Daily Mail, which leads to Charles sharing what historians are already calling "the most embarrassing story about a tradie of all time". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom asks the question: If a liar tells the truth about being a liar, are they a liar? If they work for Murdoch, the answer is yes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew Hansen is back on The Chaser Report and cheaper than ever! He joins as Dom shows off another musical act that could potentially out-sell him. Help Andrew continue to be Australia's most renowned musical artist by buying tickets to his show here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Charles leaves the podcast twice to fetch a visual prop, doesn't mention his topic for the episode until halfway through, and pitches a segment about pitching segments. If you did like this episode please leave a review with the phrase "I love Aldi coffee". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome To The Future is now it's own podcast! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.Charles unveils a new update to the ancient technology of doors. Yup, doors. Those geniuses at Silicone Valley have done it again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The greatest manhunt of the decade has begun in NSW, the hunt for the premier's brother. Plus Dom presents Charles with an amazing hack to guarantee a result on the pokies. Just not a good result. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"That's all this podcast is about." - Charles' 12yr old son. Dom and Charles discuss the mercurial nature of film as a medium, where auteurs use their craft to hold a mirror up to society and show us our true reflection... it's a film about a bear on cocaine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The environment minister has declared war on the environment. Meanwhile Charles concocts plans to sell his book from 2006. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

South Park made fun of someone and finally went 'too' far. Meanwhile Charles and Dom take a look at some listener feedback. Plus gyms are all gone. All of them. No more fitness. You're welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After being exposed briefly to the internet, AI ChatBot's have unlocked a new upgrade: depression. Plus, a keyboard that knows how to verify laughter - could this spell the end for when you get sent a meme from your parents?ANNOUNCEMENT: Next week, Welcome To The Future will come out as its own extra podcast with a extra content and even more crappy bluetooth products. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a generally straightforward episode of the show where nothing we say is ironic whatsoever. Especially not about the following topics:Koala's (consuming, killing, generally hating)Silicosis (as a necessary tool for life to thrive)Capitalism (being good)Burial methods (being bad)That should clear all bases, but we're not taking any risks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom proves yet again that the era of men's sport is over as the Australian women's teams continue to dominate in their fields. Meanwhile, Charles shares an insider secret on how to not lose a finger with one simple trick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles gets the inside scoop from Lachlan after he successfully gifted China with a spy balloon that absolutely will not get detected. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Peter, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Charles and Dom are joined by Dave Milner for a chat about Dutton's apology and response to The Voice to Parliament. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who would win in game of chess between the world's smartest AI engine and the world's best chess robot? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter Dutton has apologised, more spy balloons have been popped, and YouTubers cause Sydney to become less boring. Dom and Charles bring you the latest news for Valentine's Day, what did you get them? If you're our secret admirer send us a cute poem at 0419282188. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a cricket episode, eat your heart out Roy and HG. Charles and Dom bring you a ball-by-ball update of Australia's performance in the latest test against India. Charles recently became an umpire, so he basically knows everything, alright? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom brings you a roundup of the week's biggest stories including vaccine news from Australia's top immunologist, Karl Stefanovic. Plus we find out exactly how much cocaine Charles does in a night. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Yeah, nah, don't bother actually writing an episode description for this one. Just get ChatBot AI to write the show notes, it'll be cheaper and faster. It's going to kill Google, Lachlan, there's no need for search engines anymore. The AI just does everything, plus it's a better writer than you anyway. That's why we talked about it for 20 minutes. Now stop writing down everything I say and publish the episode already." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a new year which can only mean one thing: a whole new range of lousy expensive bluetooth junk is on our shelves. Charles and Dom pick apart the future products of the world, before they fall apart themselves. (The products, not Dom and Charles).Welcome To The Future is back for 2023 every Wednesday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom goes behind enemy lines and deciphers the TRUE meaning behind China's super secret spy balloon. Meanwhile Charles has a story about trout that's so disgusting we can't even begin to describe it to you. Legit, it's nasty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles concocts flawless policies for his political career as leader of Australia's Un-Latham Party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*But not the Firth you expected. The Chaser Report you love is back with new daily episodes fresh from the Chaser's own podcast-oven. Get that up ya.We've still got a few of our blasphemous George Pell t-shirts available at https://chasershop.com/products/straight-to-pell-t-shirt so buy them before they get moved to another parish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bury your sorrows with our limited edition Straight-To-Pell shirt here! Charles returns to the podcast to pay due respect to the late Cardinal Pell. Daily Chaser Report will be back on Monday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before returning to the original recipe Chaser Report next week, please enjoy the time we talked to GRACE TAME! Also wish Dom a happy birthday, he's a good lad and deserves the love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Revisit the time when Adam Bandt was on the show and told us the cost of bread, milk, and weed.TRIPLE J's HOTTEST 100 VOTES CLOSE SOON MONDAYManually vote for 'Coal Makes Me Cum' here: https://hottest100.abc.net.au/voting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For this BEST OF 2022, we revisit the time Ronni Salt first appeared on The Chaser Report to rip into Scott Morrison. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The union forced us to take a break over January, but that won't stop us from delivering you some cheeky BEST OF 2022 episodes! Here's the time legendary Australian musician Ben Lee joined the show to settle a decade-long feud with Andrew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom celebrate the festive period the only way they know how... by forcing their producer to say nice things to them and give them Christmas gifts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom has been cheating on us by appearing on other podcasts, so we're uploading it onto our feed. Join Dom and Jacob Stanley as they unpack how to always win the lottery on an episode of Just The Gist. Listen to more episodes of Just The Gist here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles, John, and Lachlan continue to remember 2022, a year that is so long and arduous that even recounting it puts some to sleep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles, John, and Lachlan unpack the first six months of 2022. Floods, elections, world wars, how did they writers pack so much into just one year? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.