The Chaser Report

In this episode Charles leaves the podcast twice to fetch a visual prop, doesn't mention his topic for the episode until halfway through, and pitches a segment about pitching segments. If you did like this episode please leave a review with the phrase "I love Aldi coffee". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome To The Future is now it's own podcast! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.Charles unveils a new update to the ancient technology of doors. Yup, doors. Those geniuses at Silicone Valley have done it again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The greatest manhunt of the decade has begun in NSW, the hunt for the premier's brother. Plus Dom presents Charles with an amazing hack to guarantee a result on the pokies. Just not a good result. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"That's all this podcast is about." - Charles' 12yr old son. Dom and Charles discuss the mercurial nature of film as a medium, where auteurs use their craft to hold a mirror up to society and show us our true reflection... it's a film about a bear on cocaine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The environment minister has declared war on the environment. Meanwhile Charles concocts plans to sell his book from 2006. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

South Park made fun of someone and finally went 'too' far. Meanwhile Charles and Dom take a look at some listener feedback. Plus gyms are all gone. All of them. No more fitness. You're welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After being exposed briefly to the internet, AI ChatBot's have unlocked a new upgrade: depression. Plus, a keyboard that knows how to verify laughter - could this spell the end for when you get sent a meme from your parents?ANNOUNCEMENT: Next week, Welcome To The Future will come out as its own extra podcast with a extra content and even more crappy bluetooth products. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a generally straightforward episode of the show where nothing we say is ironic whatsoever. Especially not about the following topics:Koala's (consuming, killing, generally hating)Silicosis (as a necessary tool for life to thrive)Capitalism (being good)Burial methods (being bad)That should clear all bases, but we're not taking any risks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom proves yet again that the era of men's sport is over as the Australian women's teams continue to dominate in their fields. Meanwhile, Charles shares an insider secret on how to not lose a finger with one simple trick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles gets the inside scoop from Lachlan after he successfully gifted China with a spy balloon that absolutely will not get detected. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Peter, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Charles and Dom are joined by Dave Milner for a chat about Dutton's apology and response to The Voice to Parliament. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who would win in game of chess between the world's smartest AI engine and the world's best chess robot? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter Dutton has apologised, more spy balloons have been popped, and YouTubers cause Sydney to become less boring. Dom and Charles bring you the latest news for Valentine's Day, what did you get them? If you're our secret admirer send us a cute poem at 0419282188. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a cricket episode, eat your heart out Roy and HG. Charles and Dom bring you a ball-by-ball update of Australia's performance in the latest test against India. Charles recently became an umpire, so he basically knows everything, alright? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom brings you a roundup of the week's biggest stories including vaccine news from Australia's top immunologist, Karl Stefanovic. Plus we find out exactly how much cocaine Charles does in a night. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Yeah, nah, don't bother actually writing an episode description for this one. Just get ChatBot AI to write the show notes, it'll be cheaper and faster. It's going to kill Google, Lachlan, there's no need for search engines anymore. The AI just does everything, plus it's a better writer than you anyway. That's why we talked about it for 20 minutes. Now stop writing down everything I say and publish the episode already." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a new year which can only mean one thing: a whole new range of lousy expensive bluetooth junk is on our shelves. Charles and Dom pick apart the future products of the world, before they fall apart themselves. (The products, not Dom and Charles).Welcome To The Future is back for 2023 every Wednesday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom goes behind enemy lines and deciphers the TRUE meaning behind China's super secret spy balloon. Meanwhile Charles has a story about trout that's so disgusting we can't even begin to describe it to you. Legit, it's nasty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles concocts flawless policies for his political career as leader of Australia's Un-Latham Party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*But not the Firth you expected. The Chaser Report you love is back with new daily episodes fresh from the Chaser's own podcast-oven. Get that up ya.We've still got a few of our blasphemous George Pell t-shirts available at https://chasershop.com/products/straight-to-pell-t-shirt so buy them before they get moved to another parish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bury your sorrows with our limited edition Straight-To-Pell shirt here! Charles returns to the podcast to pay due respect to the late Cardinal Pell. Daily Chaser Report will be back on Monday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before returning to the original recipe Chaser Report next week, please enjoy the time we talked to GRACE TAME! Also wish Dom a happy birthday, he's a good lad and deserves the love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Revisit the time when Adam Bandt was on the show and told us the cost of bread, milk, and weed.TRIPLE J's HOTTEST 100 VOTES CLOSE SOON MONDAYManually vote for 'Coal Makes Me Cum' here: https://hottest100.abc.net.au/voting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For this BEST OF 2022, we revisit the time Ronni Salt first appeared on The Chaser Report to rip into Scott Morrison. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The union forced us to take a break over January, but that won't stop us from delivering you some cheeky BEST OF 2022 episodes! Here's the time legendary Australian musician Ben Lee joined the show to settle a decade-long feud with Andrew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom celebrate the festive period the only way they know how... by forcing their producer to say nice things to them and give them Christmas gifts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom has been cheating on us by appearing on other podcasts, so we're uploading it onto our feed. Join Dom and Jacob Stanley as they unpack how to always win the lottery on an episode of Just The Gist. Listen to more episodes of Just The Gist here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles, John, and Lachlan continue to remember 2022, a year that is so long and arduous that even recounting it puts some to sleep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles, John, and Lachlan unpack the first six months of 2022. Floods, elections, world wars, how did they writers pack so much into just one year? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode, we will be taking a humorous look at GPT, or Generative Pretrained Transformer, the language generation model developed by OpenAI. We will explore some of the funny and ridiculous things that GPT can do, such as generating humorous responses to prompts and creating absurd and nonsensical text...But don't worry, we won't get too serious - this is a comedy podcast after all! So sit back, relax, and join us for a hilarious look at GPT.This bio was written by ChatBot and our producer has been sacked. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew likes cheese. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Host of the News Fighters podcast Dylan Behan brings a Christmas gift to Charles and Dom; all the best (and worst) news moments from 2022! Follow News Fighters here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donald Trump could be president any day now, according to the constitution he's imagined. Dom and Charles have all the latest on America's batshit politics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom Perrottet wants to send protestors to jail for being inconvenient, so John and Lachlan ponder what other inconvenient people should be sent to jail. Plus, Kanye West went on Alex Jones's show and it went about as bad as you'd expect. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom's child is starting school, and looks to Charles and Andrew for advice on what social teachings to impart his offspring with. Probably don't let your kids listen to this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom wants to talk about Australia beating Denmark at the World Cup, but Charles and Andrew hate football, so they talk about revolutions and dictatorships instead. Apologies for Charles' audio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom unpacks the news that Scott Morrison may be censured for swearing himself into multiple ministries. Meanwhile Charles wonders who will win in the battle of Elon Musk vs Apple. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles has his QANTARSE merchandise (available at https://chasershop.com/) lost in the most ironic way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John and Lachlan take a sneak peak into what Victoria would look like if Matt Guy had won the election. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Milner is the only journalist who successfully predicted the obvious outcome of the Victorian Election, so Charles Firth interviews him to find out his secret. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sami Shah is looking for a new place to live and suffering the rental market woes. Email us at [email protected] if you have a home to offer Sami. Preferably in North Melbourne, three or four bedrooms will do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sami Shah and Dom Knight bring you all the commentary on the 2022 World Cup that would get them executed if they said in Qatar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles dives even deeper into the FTX crypto scandal and finds all the ways the company was corrupt. Meanwhile Dom connects the dots and finds all the similarities FTX has with how The Chaser's business is managed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like Twitter, The Chaser has decided to go hardcore. If you want to survive in this brutal online landscape, you've got to be willing to take a few months severance. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew has caught himself in a parenting conundrum and has to run a children's birthday party, and unfortunately Charles' advice leans toward the violent side, so Andrew is forced to check the internet for help. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trump is back. God help us all. Andrew and Charles ponder the "yuge" implications of another potential Trump presidency. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles unpack the latest disaster in the world of cryptocurrency. ChaserCoin to the moon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Matt Harvey gives Dom and Charles the lowdown on the Victorian Election. Will the dictatorship come to an end? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dave Milner from The Shot joins Charles Firth to cover the fall of Twitter and Liz Truss and ask the question plaguing everyone's mind: will the world hurry up and end already? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Co-founder of Finder.com Fred Schebesta joins Charles and Dom to give them some business advice, unaware of how unsalvageable this company is. Fred also explains Finder’s partnership with charity Good360 to help people donate spare laptops to disadvantaged community members - find out more and donate money or a laptop here https://www.finder.com.au/laptop-launchpad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.