The Chaser Report

Melbourne has toppled Sydney from it's spot as Australia's biggest city, but not all Melbournians are happy about it...Hi Lachlan, your boss here.Yesterday you copied private instructions into the episode description, when you should have just copied the link to Andrew's tickets.Please only attach the below body this time, or there will be consequences.PROMO:Buy ticket's to Andrew Hansen's award-winning show 'Cheap' here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles look at the plans for King Charles III's royal coronation, and realise that the world's best TV crossover is upon them. The Crown meets Game of Thrones. Hold on to your quiches folks, the Windsors send their regards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles' sister is again being more successful than him, so he sets his sights on destroying the Vote No campaign from the inside.This could be you if you buy tickets to Andrew Hansen's show CHEAP:_________$$$___$$$______ __$$$___$$$_____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$_$$$___$$$__$$$$_$$$$$__$$$___$$$_$$$$$__$$$___$$$_ $$$$$__$$$___$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$________ $$$___$$$___$$$$$________$$$___$$$____$$$$$________$$$ ___$$$____$$$$$_$$$$__ _$$$___$$$___$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$________$$$_ __$$$________$$$__ _$$$ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew Hansen's show is Cheap, but some of the tickets are not. And yet the most expensive of Andrew's tickets are still far from the most expensive ever sold.Oi, buy tickets to Andrew's show here! [ADD THE LINK TO ANDREW'S TICKETS HERE AND CHANGE BODY. DO NOT COPY AND PASTE.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode would be banned in Florida. Yeehawwwww. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP MilkRun, the times were good when they were actually in stock. Also Charles launches a new segment: Stupidest Moments In History! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles speaks with the director of The Australia Institute on their latest report findings into the lucky country's glorious wealth inequality. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles discuss the details of Liberal MP Julian Lesser's resignation from the Liberal front-bench. Was Charles right? Leave a review with your thoughts using the secret word "bumpickle". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles Firth moves to greener pastures and talks to MP for Griffith, Max Chandler-Mather. Join Max as he answers all of Charles's tough questions like why Dutton's stance on the referendum is cooked, and why the rental market is cooked, and why the climate cooked and cooking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another special WTTF episode in the Chaser Report feed because we love you, and not because we went to the pub and were too pissed to record. Climate change has been solved by the genius futurists who have invented 'liquid trees'. Meanwhile Charles and Dom discover delve into the dirty details of AI marriages. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The police have banned "rapper" music, and yes you read read that correctly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles gives some advice to Peter Dutton that he learned from his marriage. Meanwhile Dom knows the secret to beating Russia at war. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

bare minimum will do. i can't even be bothered to write this description Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another special weekend episode of Welcome To The Future uploaded into The Chaser Report's feed. Find WTTF here: https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/welcome-to-the-future Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which Dom and Charles contemplate the effectiveness of the policy to ban students using phones in schools across NSW. Meanwhile our producer has been told/forced to ramp into overcharge. If you liked this episode leave a review using the codeword "CHARLES' BASEMENT". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles shares a cautionary tale about how not to buy sun glasses, and Dom tells a story about some glasses where the sun don't shine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles does the impossible by making the history of the entire global banking system actually entertaining. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Greens have saved Australia from climate disaster, but how? Meanwhile, which American president is going to send his agents to kill Chas this week? Plus Dom shares a tip for how to get a free holiday in the city of your choice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"New South Wales don't want Labor" - Rowan Dean, 20 minutes after the votes concluded that NSW did in fact want Labor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An exclusive episode from the Welcome To The Future feed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom recaps the greatest corruption moments in NSW government history. Charles makes his bets on the election results. Dom Perrottet comes on the show and announces that he would accept a bottle of wine.**He doesn't. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all agree war is bad, and China and Russia are just trying to do what's best for the world. If we all stopped invading places, and fighting those invading us, there'd be no more unnecessary bloodshed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Australia's most eligible bachelor, Rupert Murdoch, has broken hearts across the world again by announcing he's taken. Where am I gonna get a sugar daddy now? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If people want war, Charles has a way we can give it to them. Meanwhile Labor have updated their opinion on wages. Plus, fuck Nazis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles tells the story of the best ever comedy show he's ever seen that involved him getting slapped in the face. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom briefs Charles on where thirty BILLION dollars of Australian's superannuation went last year. Plus, you'll never guess the crazy addiction rampaging through Adelaide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A hilarious chat with between Dom and Sami Shah, featuring inspirational quotes to put on your fridge such as "The public demands to know his orgasm schedule." For ticket's to Sami's MICF show 'Successful Comedian' click here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles really really wants to buy himself a new pair of AR-Ski-Goggles - that don't exist yet. Meanwhile, an update on the state of Silicon Valley's finances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

War looms. Submarines are being built and deployed as we speak. Who will save our nations shores form impending doom? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode has nothing to do with the Sammy J television show. It does, however, have a lot to do with playground implements as well as politics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the NSW election heats up, so do the prospective premiers as Chris Minns makes himself look hot and relatable. Meanwhile the residents of a Sydney suburb are hesitant to open their neighbourhood up to foreign cultural elements. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the RBA raising interest rates again (help!) Andrew Hansen and Dom Knight come to the rescue. Come ready with something to takes notes, if you wanna save money in 2023 this episode has you covered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles brings Dom two brand new gadgets that are sure to change society forever, and by forever we mean for the next 15 minutes of podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew goes behind enemy lines and shares what's making news in the Daily Mail, which leads to Charles sharing what historians are already calling "the most embarrassing story about a tradie of all time". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom asks the question: If a liar tells the truth about being a liar, are they a liar? If they work for Murdoch, the answer is yes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrew Hansen is back on The Chaser Report and cheaper than ever! He joins as Dom shows off another musical act that could potentially out-sell him. Help Andrew continue to be Australia's most renowned musical artist by buying tickets to his show here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode Charles leaves the podcast twice to fetch a visual prop, doesn't mention his topic for the episode until halfway through, and pitches a segment about pitching segments. If you did like this episode please leave a review with the phrase "I love Aldi coffee". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome To The Future is now it's own podcast! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.Charles unveils a new update to the ancient technology of doors. Yup, doors. Those geniuses at Silicone Valley have done it again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The greatest manhunt of the decade has begun in NSW, the hunt for the premier's brother. Plus Dom presents Charles with an amazing hack to guarantee a result on the pokies. Just not a good result. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"That's all this podcast is about." - Charles' 12yr old son. Dom and Charles discuss the mercurial nature of film as a medium, where auteurs use their craft to hold a mirror up to society and show us our true reflection... it's a film about a bear on cocaine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The environment minister has declared war on the environment. Meanwhile Charles concocts plans to sell his book from 2006. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

South Park made fun of someone and finally went 'too' far. Meanwhile Charles and Dom take a look at some listener feedback. Plus gyms are all gone. All of them. No more fitness. You're welcome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After being exposed briefly to the internet, AI ChatBot's have unlocked a new upgrade: depression. Plus, a keyboard that knows how to verify laughter - could this spell the end for when you get sent a meme from your parents?ANNOUNCEMENT: Next week, Welcome To The Future will come out as its own extra podcast with a extra content and even more crappy bluetooth products. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a generally straightforward episode of the show where nothing we say is ironic whatsoever. Especially not about the following topics:Koala's (consuming, killing, generally hating)Silicosis (as a necessary tool for life to thrive)Capitalism (being good)Burial methods (being bad)That should clear all bases, but we're not taking any risks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom proves yet again that the era of men's sport is over as the Australian women's teams continue to dominate in their fields. Meanwhile, Charles shares an insider secret on how to not lose a finger with one simple trick. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles gets the inside scoop from Lachlan after he successfully gifted China with a spy balloon that absolutely will not get detected. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Peter, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Charles and Dom are joined by Dave Milner for a chat about Dutton's apology and response to The Voice to Parliament. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who would win in game of chess between the world's smartest AI engine and the world's best chess robot? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Peter Dutton has apologised, more spy balloons have been popped, and YouTubers cause Sydney to become less boring. Dom and Charles bring you the latest news for Valentine's Day, what did you get them? If you're our secret admirer send us a cute poem at 0419282188. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a cricket episode, eat your heart out Roy and HG. Charles and Dom bring you a ball-by-ball update of Australia's performance in the latest test against India. Charles recently became an umpire, so he basically knows everything, alright? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.