TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke's childhood skateboarding dreams are finally coming true, while Andrew's adult dream of rollerblading continues to elude him. Plus, Southern Comfort, aka "Andrew's Special Make Out Juice" updates their recipe.

Andrew broke the law this weekend, then returned to the scene of the crime. Luke wants details. Plus, the dubious origins of Fidget Spinners, the hot toy craze sweeping the nation.

Luke finally finds a whiz-bang tech product that even he won't buy. He and Andrew also try to help a listener who finds himself in a very embarrassing situation.

Luke and Andrew discuss coping mechanisms to save their friendship during their road trip to Austin. Plus, a New York coffee shop is suing Starbucks over "stealing" it's unicorn drink idea, and we get details on the amazing Cheyenne bunker, which is built inside a mountain. And of course, Music For Your Weekend!

Andrew puts Luke's knowledge to the test with an impromptu quiz. They also discuss a study that says your cat may actually like you and they fret over the details of their Austin road trip. Plus, Andrew regrets a comment he made on the internet.

Luke has a crazy new toilet seat that lights up at night. He and Andrew discuss that and an exposé about wildlife photos that aren't so wild after all.

Luke joins Andrew from an undisclosed location to announce details of the live June 10th show in Austin! Plus, a man honors his dead friend by flushing him down the toilet(s), and a guy in Oregon is fined for casually referring to himself as an "engineer."

Luke joins Andrew at the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to pour one out for Andrew's favorite cable store. Plus, Ja Rule's attempt to host the fanciest music festival of all time turns into one of the biggest disasters imaginable.

Television's Chris Hayes joins the show to talk about his book tour, what it's like to get blown-off by TBTL, and whether Andrew actually exists. He also finally weighs-in on the Judgement Night soundtrack. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

Luke has important developments to share in the lives of his PodPets. Andrew decides to give an impromptu audio editing lesson on the show. And Luke wonders if Andrew is a super-taster, and not just a super-baby, when it comes to food choices.

Scammers got a hold of Luke's bank card number, and he spent the morning watching them make purchases with it. He and Andrew also address some listener concerns about TBTL summer plans. And some lucky folks in Phoenix are getting their first taste of self-driving cars.

Luke and Andrew play an audio-drop guessing game that leads to an exploration of the saddest movie of all time (in Andrew's estimation.) Plus, two researchers are compiling data on UFO sightings, including apparent fireballs in the sky. And professional golf rules are changing after a golfer unfairly lost a hundred thousand dollars.

Andrew has a mini-meltdown at a fancy fundraiser. Luke spends 12 hours at an unusual underground poker game. And a 12-year old drives 800 miles across dangerous, Australian terrain.

Public radio's Barbara Bogaev joins the show to talk about life hacks, lock picking, and how she ended up on a terrorist watch list. Plus, a new TBTL jingle and Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew delve into the strange, 1990's world of ill-considered musical collaborations, and they imagine Cypress Hill's writing process. Plus, a man claims a Scottish territory as his own, and the New York Times introduces us to California's "Night Surfers" (whom, we believe, deserve a quiet night.)

The Earth just survived a close encounter with an asteroid, thanks in part to a NASA's "planetary defense officer." Meanwhile, Tom Brady skips his scheduled appearance at the White House. And Luke explains why asking a girl on a date is better if she has no idea who you are or that you live across the street from her.

Luke and Andrew discuss how they would spend their time in prison if they were ever thrown in the clink. Plus, another fast food chain is jumping on the Google bandwagon without Google's help. And we finally get to the bottom of the Burro Rey mystery.

Luke and Andrew research the proper care of jeans and whether or not you have to wash them after wearing them for months on end, even if your wife asks you to. Plus, we look at the real cost of imaginary New York apartments as presented in your favorite TV shows. And Shia LaBeouf is making art again. Can he save it from the trolls?

Andrew and his computerized genie friend put Luke to the test in a celebrity guessing game. Plus, Google strikes back against Burger King's attempt to hijack people's Home devices. And we learn some dazzling details about Grace Slick, Cher, and Sheena Easton.

Andrew and his computerized genie friend put Luke to the test in a celebrity guessing game. Plus, Google strikes back against Burger King's attempt to hijack people's Home devices. And we learn some dazzling details about Grace Slick, Cher, and Sheena Easton.

A new Burger King (Burro Rey?) commercial purposely activates people's Google devices. A newspaper is taking flack for reporting on the criminal past of the United Airlines victim. And a listener wants clarification on Luke and Andrew's rules for cell phone etiquette.

Luke and Andrew discuss the second lives of toilets (or "terlets", as Luke calls them), and the top three factors that could get you kicked off an airplane if it's overbooked. Plus, more shame-eating confessions on the ol' voicemail line (206-414-8285).

Luke and Andrew discuss a man who tried to dine-and-dash by jumping into the sea and whether it's fair to call him an "aspiring rapper." Plus, an airplane passenger finds out what happens when the airline wants him to give his seat back to them.

Luke tries a nasty-sounding coffee experiment in his hotel room in Portland. Andrew tries to guess how many Big Macs are in his body parts. And a listener finds a way to make the guys sound even more drunk. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew discuss their brief unpleasantness during yesterday's podcast. Plus, a reasonable explanation of why Shia Labeouf's new movie has only sold a few tickets. And when internet trolls take on Shia's anti-Trump art project, they get very, very crafty.

Rudy "The Pod Dog" Burbank has become a therapy pup while Carey is under the weather, so Luke and Andrew discuss when it's acceptable to let dogs share the couch with humans. Plus, Kendall Jenner's Pepsi ad created a foreseeable backlash online. Luke and Andrew debate whether the backlash was appropriate.

Luke spent hours today trying to make a low-carb hot dog bun. Andrew thinks Luke might have mice inside his computer. They discuss these issues and a report claiming it's best to stand still on escalators.

Luke and Andrew were both looking forward to Mariner's opening day...until Andrew made a big mistake. Plus, two reporters have two very different takes on some Tyrannosaurus Rex news. And we get a behind-the-scenes perspective from a Starbucks barista who loves her job, but hates making Frappuccinos. Click here to sign up for the new and improved TBTL newsletter!

Luke and Andrew learn that they got out of Arizona just in time before a plague of biblical levels descended on Peoria. Also, Luke disagrees with McDonald's decision to start using fresh beef, and Bob Dylan says he'll accept his Nobel Prize. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

Andrew is back in the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat, but Luke is still on the road. They reflect back on their time in Arizona and discuss whether or not passengers are obligated to chat with their Lyft drivers. Plus, a coffee company boasts about having the highest levels of caffeine, and listeners chime in with stories of shame eating, disturbing jello recipes, and #YarisLife.

Andrew takes Luke on a ride around Arizona in his rented Toyota Yaris and tries to explain why he likes it so much...and why he may be in trouble when it's time to return it. Plus, Luke attempts a "coat hook moment."

On day two of Luke and Andrew's spring training adventure, they learn that they broke the rules on day one. They also discuss the theft of a giant coin in Germany worth $4.5 million dollars. And Luke's gross sound effects brings back loving memories for one listener.

Luke and Andrew meet up in Arizona to podcast live from Mariner's spring training, where they do their best to act like members of the media.

Luke and Andrew meet up in a parking lot in Everett, WA, to make a big announcement about TBTL's summer plans.

Luke overheard a *very* intriguing conversation yesterday involving secret, sexy goings on at a popular chain restaurant. He and Andrew discuss that, as well as one TV producer's fight against binge watching. Also: Your rice might be killing you. Story at 11.

Andrew's idea for a Mr. Rogers biopic almost becomes a disaster until Luke saves it. Luke gets a special package in the mail. Andrew is obsessed with a new TV show. And Cheerios makes a mistake in trying to save the bees. Plus, a special Spring edition of No Point Conversion!

Luke just became a huge fan of a spoofy Twitter account. He and Andrew discuss that, some new podcast obsessions, and why someone is sending raw potatoes to NBA athletes.

Luke and Andrew discover an old planning sheet from the news/talk radio show they worked on in 2011. They also discuss a creepy device used in China to prevent toilet paper theft. And they receive their first "fake" phone call from a listener.

Luke has been experimenting with some ASMR recordings. Andrew has been laughing at jokes he doesn't understand. And they've both been listening to the somewhat questionable podcast about Richard Simmons. They discuss these things and offer some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew have differing views on an anti-Trump tweet posted on McDonald's corporate timeline. And it turns out they have something very important in common with Julian Assange.

Andrew doubles down on his latest pop culture theory, even though he's not getting any support. He and Luke discuss Rachel Maddow's Tweet Heard 'Round The Liberal World and a recent follow-up interview with the "BBC Dad."

Andrew finally confronts Luke about an element of the show that's been bothering him. Also, a headline about the Goodyear blimp leads to a conversation about Cialis commercials, and a story about wine budgets leads to a conversation about "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."

Luke and Andrew discuss the last time they each had a good cry. We also learn that Andrew is much dumber than a 5-year-old spelling bee contestant.

When people have problems, they turn to TBTL. In today's O.P.P. ("Other People's Problems") segment, Luke and Andrew tackle vacation divorce disasters and found-money frustrations. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew break the world record for inside jokes about public radio legal IDs and mix-minus problems. They also discuss Disney's new batch of live-action adaptions like Beauty and the Beast. And they travel back to 2009 to relive the final radio broadcast of TBTL.

Luke is dealing with a new piece of cat furniture in his home. Plus, some movie theaters are building play areas for kids -- right in the auditorium where the films are shown. Also, either Andrew is going insane, or Luke is gaslighting him with audio drops.

Luke and Andrew discuss baseball cards, Alec Baldwin's decision to stop impersonating Trump on SNL, and whether our televisions are spying on us.

Luke spent the weekend wrestling with computer passwords, while Andrew probably got scammed by his cellphone company. In other words, they are officially middle-aged grumps. They also discuss a fascinating legal case involving Snuggies and international trade law. And they pit Jimmy Buffett against Harley-Davidson, for some reason.

Luke explains why his dog owns diapers that she never uses. Andrew is having an emotional breakdown over a broken cell phone. And, of course, there's Music For Your Weekend!

Luke joins Andrew at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss Luke's appearance on a local morning TV show. Plus, Andrew somehow becomes Luke's imaginary publicist, and they discuss the science behind cat tongues. It's fascinating stuff.