TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke joins Andrew at the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat for a update on his juice diet and PodCat's health. They also discuss one man's air-horn-centered revenge plot and Blair Walsh's career setback. Special thanks to Leslie Frye and Ingrid Keller for supporting today's episode.

Buckle-up, kids: Luke Burbank is on a new juice diet. He explains this turn of events, then he and Andrew try to whistle Aerosmith songs. Special thanks to Sarah Goss and Melissa Carr for supporting today's show!

Andrew "Michael Winslow" Walsh creates a new TBTL sound effect on the fly. He and Luke discuss their plans for TBTL under a Trump presidency. They also discuss one of the most charming stories ever related to a smash-and-grab. And they pay tribute to Leonard Cohen with Music For Your Weekend. Special thanks to Matthew Bourne and Maggie Stevenson for supporting today's show!

Luke and Andrew try to move on from the election with lighter topics, like prison breaks and famous Albanians. We also get to hear an actual song from the secret Wu-Tang record that was never meant for our ears. Special thanks to Ian Gorton and Anand Rajaraman for sponsoring today's show!

Luke, Andrew and the TBTL listeners try to find their smiles after last night's election.

Luke and Andrew discuss their election night plans and the future of our democracy. They also talk about football. Special thanks to Georgia Millward and Dan Patterson for supporting today's show.

Luke and Carey come home to an unwanted surprise at Burbank Springs, and we climb into the TBTL Time Machine to remember what the guys said the day Tronald Dump announced he wanted to be President. Also, did Chris Hayes' faustian bargain re: The Cubs World Series Win cost America its future? Thanks to David Short and Mandy Tucker for making today's TBTL possible!

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by again to discuss Historic Beer, Lucky Champagne, and what it's *really* like to live in a tiny house. Thanks to David Kruetz and Kate Nickel for making this episode of TBTL possible!

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by and discusses Men's Jewelry, Sports Grudges, Lindsey Lohan, and Starbucks "Pup Cups", plus hands out some advice for a listener with a workplace "OPP". Special thanks to Stanford Blade & Jacqeline H. and John Paul Christensen for supporting this episode of TBTL!

A new documentary about cats leads Luke and Andrew to break down the actual costs of pet ownership, from hamsters to horses. No, literally, from hamsters to horses. Also, Andrew prepares for his trip to Cleveland, and Luke deals with a skin thingy. Special thanks to Martha Zumack and Julie Huffman for supporting this episode of TBTL!

Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their Halloween evenings. (Andrew got everything he could hope for. Luke, not so much.) They also discuss a recently discovered hoax in the world of mixology. Special thanks to Cody Larson and Michael Ford for supporting today's episode!

Andrew and Luke share their Halloween plans. Andrew's are surprisingly curmudgeonly, even by Andrew standards. Plus, per TBTL tradition, we listen back to The Haunting of David Boze. And there's some super scary sport-talk in No Point Conversion! Special thanks to Sam Wolter and Alexia M. and Jeff J. Janecek for supporting today's show!

Luke joins the show from a parking lot in Florida, where he's catching the unwanted gaze of a security guard and a family of raccoons fighting over potato chips. He and Andrew discuss animals in the news, including a woman who angered the internet by complaining about a bodega cat. Special thanks to Kristen Arntzen and James Norton for supporting today's show.

Luke's adventures in Puerto Rico give him the chance to answer the age old question: What happens to fake hair foam when it's drenched in a thunderstorm? He and Andrew also discuss a man who caught a grape in his mouth after it was dropped from the sky and a new dance video that Andrew probably should have ignored. Special thanks to Tina Williams and Deborah Anderson for supporting today's episode!

Luke almost has a Bill O'Reilly moment while shooting on location in Puerto Rico. He and Andrew discuss that, and they debate the merits of Dos Equis' new "Most Interesting Man In The World." And they play a song submitted by an anonymous (and worried) listener. Special thanks to Jon Pelletier and Jack Reilly for supporting today's show!

Luke and Andrew discuss phone chargers, socks, world music, John Lurie, internet dating, and dazzling details about Donovan. Also, Luke is in Puerto Rico. Big thanks to Doug Horton and Shannon Kinzie for supporting today's show!

Luke joins the show from Puerto Rico, where his very loose grasp on the Spanish language is getting him into some awkward situations. He and Andrew also discuss balding, toupées and and Donald Trump's favorite catch phrase. Plus, a look at the worst or possibly best Seahawks game in this week's No Point Conversion. Special thanks to Julianne Foster and Kat Goetting for supporting this episode of TBTL!

Andrew and Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason discuss Andrew's newly diagnosed "garbage anxiety." Plus, they read an email leaked exclusively to TBTL from the desk of a television editor. Also, a famous football player admits that everyone has been spelling his name wrong his entire career. And, of course, there's Music For Your Weekend!

Luke has fallen in love with New York City all over again. He tells Andrew about his adventures and about an amazing new app he discovered. Plus, more salad talk, what we could all learn from George H.W. Bush, and whether a North Korean chimp should quit smoking. Special thanks to Aislinn Byrne and Jennifer Dunne for supporting today's show!

Luke is in New York, where he is enamored with the salad options. Meanwhile, Andrew has a questionable hip-hop-related joke that he can't let go of. They discuss one reporter's herculean attempts to track down Bill Murray. Special thanks to Tina Taylor and Stephanie Lathrop for supporting today's episode!

Andrew picks up Luke at the airport so they can go hat shopping in Seattle. True story. Special thanks to Gail Floyd and Megan Rodriguez for supporting today's show.

Luke and Andrew discuss the great storm of 2016 that wasn't, then they compare their Sylvester Stallone impressions. Plus, we dig into the information that Facebook (and its advertisers) have collected on Andrew.

Luke joins the show from the offices of Live Wire Radio, where he's concerned that his co-workers will walk in on him podcasting. He and Andrew discuss Nancy Grace's headline-grabbing interview with some critical radio hosts. Also discussed: Luke's slow evolution into Royal Tenenbaum. Special thanks to Kelly Kilburn and Morgan Reaves for supporting today's episode!

Luke joins Andrew at the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss "hick-hop", wedding disasters, and the unsung works of Steven Weber. Plus, Alex Trebek gets BOLD. Special thanks to Sibyl Adams and Paulina Carreto for supporting today's show!

Luke discovers a new bathroom-themed Halloween toy that may end up replacing Andrew on the show. Plus, dazzling deets on dog noses! Special thanks to Brian Dolman and Kenneth Ney for supporting today's episode!

Luke takes the show into the kitchen, where he cooks corned beef while Andrew Googles ingredients for him. They also discuss why Chinese banks are hiring people to snoop around bathrooms. Oh, there's also a lot of Far Side talk. Special thanks to Natalie Boyle and David Ezell for supporting this episode of TBTL!

Luke woke up with a pit in his stomach today and realized that Summer is truly, truly over for a long, long time. This naturally leads to an examination of the musical works of The Fabulous Thunder Birds and The Georgia Satellites. Also, America found an unexpected hero during last night's presidential debate. And, in No Point Conversion, Luke and Andrew discuss a particularly depressing Browns game. Thanks to Samantha Hartman and Danielle Walsh for supporting today's episode!

Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to talk about her recent reunion with her childhood pen-pal from behind the Iron Curtain. Plus, Andrew is having some some issues expressing himself lately. He and Phyllis also discuss nefarious actions by the Egg Council, secret hiding places in libraries, and Music For Your Weekend!

Tom Tangney joins the show to review some films, analyze Andrew's performance on KIRO today, and recall some of his fondest TBTL memories. Also, Luke checks in from a sad hotel room near the Seattle airport to explain how he ended up there.

Andrew is having a bad day, mostly because a beloved member of his family has been peeing in his closet. Luke tries to channel his inner Jackson Galaxy to help out. Then they discuss the fascinating world of sonic design as explored in a recent story by writer Jack Hitt. Special thanks to Dan Masters and Claudia Carrillo for supporting today's episode!

Luke and Andrew review this weekend's SNL debate send-up, then they have their own debate over whether anonymous authors have a right to keep their identities hidden. Plus, why Luke will probably skip tonight's VP debate, and a letter from a listener who has - undebatably - the worst friends ever. Thanks to James Callaghan and Patricia Middleton for supporting today's show!

We finally hear how Luke fared during his "surprise half-marathon" this weekend. Meanwhile, Andrew continues to manicure his Yelp portfolio, Luke has a huge revelation about eating food on the air, and Homeland Security has its eyes on Alabama Hill. Plus, Kim and Kanye's scary weekend, and why Australians sometimes have to light their toilet paper on fire. And stay tuned for an epic edition of No Point Conversion! Special thanks to Barbara Adams and Maria Maillet for supporting today's show!

It's Luke and Andrew's Friday, and they start the celebration a tad early, with talk of Pee Problems, Clown Crimes, and Prudish Pandas. Special thanks to Meghan Rowley and Graham Ames for supporting today's episode!

Luke got a speeding ticket on his way down to the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat this morning. He and Andrew discuss the difficulty of not saying "thank you" when a police officer hands you a ticket. Plus, the complications of maintaining law and order in Antarctica, and why you should never anger the elves. Special thanks to Jeffrey Boerner and Darrin Murdoch for supporting today's TBTL!

MSNBC's Chris Hayes joins the show to discuss how Bill Murray personally helped him throw out the first pitch at Wrigley Field. Plus, a public marriage proposal goes awry, and a very special baby is born - but don't call it a three-parent baby. Special thanks to Helder Mira and Shari Steelsmith-Duffin for supporting today's episode!

Andrew's recent online shopping trip leads him to incorrectly compare President Lyndon Johnson to third baseman George Brett. Meanwhile, Luke shares his opinions on the movies Elvis & Nixon and Grand Theft Parsons. Plus, Mike Birbiglia learns that you can never be sincere on the internet, and a new statue in Arizona helps Luke discover his new radio hero. Special thanks to Margo Feather and Mark Devries for supporting today's episode!

Luke has some regrets after spending the weekend with CBS television celebrities. Andrew's regrets are closer to home. They discuss these things and a breaking news story from 2010. Plus, week 3 of No Point Conversion finds Luke and Andrew feeling good about the future. Special thanks to Greg Rohrbach and Rodney Anderson for supporting today's episode!

Andrew and Luke are in Phoenix, where Luke is stressing out about his upcoming live show at the Herberger Theater. Andrew tries to help him write some jokes. Also, a conversation about a record sent into outer-space warps into an analysis of appropriate fan interaction at baseball games. Plus, Music For Your Weekend! Special thanks to Patrick Meagher and Beth and Brent Lindholm for making this episode possible!

Luke and Andrew wreak havoc on the space-time continuum with today's TBTL from a public radio conference in Phoenix, Arizona, where they address the age old question, "When is a lanyard just a lanyard?" Plus, a Canadian Mint employee finds a brilliant and uncomfortable way to steal gold from work, and a Malaysian man finds an ingenious way to live in an airport.

Luke and Andrew join forces in the Valley of the Sun to bring you this edition of TBTL. They have an update on Andrew's AZ hotel accommodations (spoiler alert: Andrew is still alive), and they recount their public radio karaoke adventures of the night before. Plus, an uncomfortable history of Luke and Andrew's romantic almost-encounters with women over the years, a ranking of bubble gums, and a lesson in unsaid grammar rules.

News of a crime ring has Andrew second-guessing (more like third- or fourth-guessing) his hotel accommodations as he preps for his trip to Phoenix. Meanwhile, Luke is sad about the Pitt/Jolie breakup, but news about self-driving cars is cheering him up a bit. Special thanks to Levi Fuller and Lindsay Lewellyn for supporting today's episode!

Luke and Andrew discuss Andrew's plan to crash a public radio conference in Phoenix this week, including his questionable lodging situation. Plus, how to find your inner Bill Murray and not worry about male pattern baldness. And, week 2 of No Point Conversion finds the boys less than jubilant. Special thanks to Anthony Bedoya and Yao Yao Chen for supporting today's show!

Luke and Andrew taught a class about podcasting this week. (I'll give you a moment to let that sink in.) On today's show, they discuss how their experience went, and we listen back to their presentation at the School for Visual Concepts in Seattle.

Luke joins the show from Portland, where he's dangerously high on coffee. He and Andrew discuss whether they'd use a solid gold toilet, if given the opportunity, and why the iPhone's new gif service is creating some NSFW headaches. Thanks to Anthony Bedoya and Yao Yao Chen for supporting today's show.

Professors Burbank and Walsh gear up for their podcasting class tonight. Plus, putting the "five second rule" to the test, saving regional slang, and how Andrew became a battery-head.

A former TBTL guest is embroiled in a lawsuit...and a bit of a mystery. Luke and Andrew try to untangle the ins-and-outs of that story. Plus, another day, another uncomfortable parking lot encounter for one Andrew Walsh. Special thanks to Kelly Walsh and Andrew Groeninger for sponsoring today's show!

Andrew insists on sinking today's show like a submarine, but Luke makes sure to keep it afloat. They discuss the upcoming podcast class they're hosting on Weds, Andrew's most successful tweet, and the Angela Lansbury hoax they fell for. Plus, the 2016 return of No Point Conversion! Special thanks to Andrea Allen and Anna Molpus for supporting today's show!

Luke finds himself in Chicago, "elbow deep in Japanese candy." He and Andrew discuss the new movie that reinvents to story of Sully Sullenberger, why Luke had to use a "germ Jacuzzi", and the pros and cons of Apple's new wireless earbuds. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

Luke is taking over KUOW's Twitter account today, and he's not sure what he should do with his new found power. Meanwhile, Andrew might be a dog. Or maybe not. They discuss the naming conventions of Rambo movies and advice from the New York Times on how to pick the fastest check-out line. Special thanks to Dan Nicholson and Christian Mckee for supporting today's episode!

Luke joins Andrew at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss meat and meat-like products, unfortunate football emojis, and the end of headphones as we know them. Plus, did someone say "Dreamcatcher?" Special thanks to Claire E. and George McFall and Meredith Gibbins