TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss Andrew's decision to join a very prestigious organization and why he's nervous to do so.

Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev continue their "Summer in December" week, but are still looking for a better name for it. They also discuss pull-tab culture and etiquette.

Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev celebrate "Summer in December", even though they are ashamed to call it that. They discuss the origins of the word "WOIFE" and the proper way to use a dog shower.

Professional radio host Libby Denkmann joins the show from beautiful Los Angeles to discuss drunk dialing, the science behind asparagus pee, and whether Cleveland should throw a parade for the losing-est team in Browns history. Plus, holiday Music For Your Weekend!

Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason joins the show to discuss how his life went from a very, very low place to the happiest he's been in a long time. Then an unexpected visitor pops into the studio to talk about the time Andrew stabbed him in the back, professionally speaking. Also, a Weird Al Yankovic tweet has got Andrew feeling philosophical.

Phyllis "The Fletch" Fletcher joins the show with a big stack of court documents regarding one of TBTL's most notorious listeners. She and Andrew dig through that, and they discuss the most ill-conceived marriage proposal in a sea of ill-conceived marriage proposals.

Special guest Nicholas B. Jarin joins the show to discuss nerd culture through the lens of tissue boxes. He and Andrew also try to figure out if they're friends or best friends.

Stu 'The StuBot' Neuman joins the show to discuss T.J. Miller's citizens arrest, how Luke almost missed his cruise this weekend, and whether or not Andrew should root for the Vikings. And a very special birthday girl joins the show to talk about corn dogs and other birthday foods.

Luke and Andrew meet in the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss Ringo Starr, Joe Walsh, and other luminaries that Luke got to meet last night. Plus, we take a quick trip to music court, where fat beats are always in session. (That last part didn't make sense, did it?)

Luke shows up at Walsh Walsh & Doormat hepped up on Binaca Blast and the conversation soon turns to Michael Jordan, Bootleg "30 Rock" DVD's. and a Bear Who Had No Idea What World It Just Stepped Into.

Luke and Andrew discuss a talking doll that may be sharing kids personal information. Luke does not like the tone of an email he received from a famous person. And Andrew has an idea for a new social media site.

Luke is finally back home after a ridiculous day and night of travel back from Chicago. He and Andrew discuss a new way of shopping, Luke's accidental shoplifting, and whether Andrew was too mean to Luke in Chicago.

Luke, Andrew and Tens of listeners packed into the Upstairs Bar at Virgin Hotel in Downtown Chicago for a night of laughs, Robitussin, and the surprise guest performance of a lifetime.

Luke and Andrew are in Chicago, where Andrew is having disconcerting dreams involving toilets, thunderstorms, and president-elects. He and Luke discuss an impetuous thief who has won their hearts and a legendary astronaut with great biceps.

Luke and Andrew arrive in Chicago bleary-eyed, bushy-tailed, and ready to discuss the origins of the Big Mac.

NASA is looking for help to make it easier to poop in space. Britain's new currency is angering vegans. And Luke and Andrew don't know what to do with 19 cents.

Luke and Andrew discuss the evolution of Tom Shane's jewelry ads and why he might be everyone's new step-dad. Then they go down a Nintendo-inspired nostalgia hole and discuss the best-named wrestlers of the 1980s.

A publicity stunt involving dead fish under ice backfires in Japan. Luke is surprised. Plus, Andrew's never-ending cold is not such a mystery, when you think about it. And, in No Point Conversion, the Seahawks lose and Andrew's going to miss the Super Bowl this year.

Luke and Andrew prepare a giant plate of TBTL leftovers - topics that they were supposed to discuss on the show this year, but never got around to. In the spirit of Black Friday, things get dark very quickly.

Luke, Andrew, Carey and Genevieve join together in the kitchen to make some delicious Thanksgiving treats. Hilarity (and danger) ensue.

Luke and Andrew get ready for the Thanksgiving holiday and end up discussing grammar, bathroom habits, and whether it's worth going to Costco for whipping cream.

Andrew tells his epic story of computer repair gone wrong. Luke is having a chewing gum-related crisis. They also discuss a lawsuit over sausage and their complicated feelings regarding unicycles.

A Canadian lawmaker made international news after using the "f-word" in parliament. But not the f-word you're thinking of. Luke and Andrew discuss that, Luke's plans to watch The Godfather, and the Seahawks' win in No Point Conversion.

As Luke waits for a call from his doctor's office, he and Andrew discuss his opinions on voting, and whether they've changed since the presidential election. Other topics include the science of fingernail biting, Luke's hoop dreams, and Music for Your Weekend. Special thanks to Joseph Thole and Louis Melancon for supporting today's episode.

Three days of a juice diet has had an unexpected affect on Luke. He and Andrew discuss their favorite political musical parodist, Bob Dylan's Nobel-level reticence, and a high-level Instagram copycat (who is probably not a troll, even though Andrew hopes she is.) Special thanks to James De Pietro and Kat Schmidt for making today's show possible.

Andrew has a cold. Luke just back from the doctor, a little worse for wear. And Olive had a tough time at the vet. They discuss these developments. They also discuss a new, sobering policy at a Canadian beer company and an infuriating new policy at United Airlines. Special thanks to Lindsey Sullivan and Sadie LaPonsie for supporting today's episode.

Luke joins Andrew at the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat for a update on his juice diet and PodCat's health. They also discuss one man's air-horn-centered revenge plot and Blair Walsh's career setback. Special thanks to Leslie Frye and Ingrid Keller for supporting today's episode.

Buckle-up, kids: Luke Burbank is on a new juice diet. He explains this turn of events, then he and Andrew try to whistle Aerosmith songs. Special thanks to Sarah Goss and Melissa Carr for supporting today's show!

Andrew "Michael Winslow" Walsh creates a new TBTL sound effect on the fly. He and Luke discuss their plans for TBTL under a Trump presidency. They also discuss one of the most charming stories ever related to a smash-and-grab. And they pay tribute to Leonard Cohen with Music For Your Weekend. Special thanks to Matthew Bourne and Maggie Stevenson for supporting today's show!

Luke and Andrew try to move on from the election with lighter topics, like prison breaks and famous Albanians. We also get to hear an actual song from the secret Wu-Tang record that was never meant for our ears. Special thanks to Ian Gorton and Anand Rajaraman for sponsoring today's show!

Luke, Andrew and the TBTL listeners try to find their smiles after last night's election.

Luke and Andrew discuss their election night plans and the future of our democracy. They also talk about football. Special thanks to Georgia Millward and Dan Patterson for supporting today's show.

Luke and Carey come home to an unwanted surprise at Burbank Springs, and we climb into the TBTL Time Machine to remember what the guys said the day Tronald Dump announced he wanted to be President. Also, did Chris Hayes' faustian bargain re: The Cubs World Series Win cost America its future? Thanks to David Short and Mandy Tucker for making today's TBTL possible!

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by again to discuss Historic Beer, Lucky Champagne, and what it's *really* like to live in a tiny house. Thanks to David Kruetz and Kate Nickel for making this episode of TBTL possible!

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by and discusses Men's Jewelry, Sports Grudges, Lindsey Lohan, and Starbucks "Pup Cups", plus hands out some advice for a listener with a workplace "OPP". Special thanks to Stanford Blade & Jacqeline H. and John Paul Christensen for supporting this episode of TBTL!

A new documentary about cats leads Luke and Andrew to break down the actual costs of pet ownership, from hamsters to horses. No, literally, from hamsters to horses. Also, Andrew prepares for his trip to Cleveland, and Luke deals with a skin thingy. Special thanks to Martha Zumack and Julie Huffman for supporting this episode of TBTL!

Luke and Andrew compare and contrast their Halloween evenings. (Andrew got everything he could hope for. Luke, not so much.) They also discuss a recently discovered hoax in the world of mixology. Special thanks to Cody Larson and Michael Ford for supporting today's episode!

Andrew and Luke share their Halloween plans. Andrew's are surprisingly curmudgeonly, even by Andrew standards. Plus, per TBTL tradition, we listen back to The Haunting of David Boze. And there's some super scary sport-talk in No Point Conversion! Special thanks to Sam Wolter and Alexia M. and Jeff J. Janecek for supporting today's show!

Luke joins the show from a parking lot in Florida, where he's catching the unwanted gaze of a security guard and a family of raccoons fighting over potato chips. He and Andrew discuss animals in the news, including a woman who angered the internet by complaining about a bodega cat. Special thanks to Kristen Arntzen and James Norton for supporting today's show.

Luke's adventures in Puerto Rico give him the chance to answer the age old question: What happens to fake hair foam when it's drenched in a thunderstorm? He and Andrew also discuss a man who caught a grape in his mouth after it was dropped from the sky and a new dance video that Andrew probably should have ignored. Special thanks to Tina Williams and Deborah Anderson for supporting today's episode!

Luke almost has a Bill O'Reilly moment while shooting on location in Puerto Rico. He and Andrew discuss that, and they debate the merits of Dos Equis' new "Most Interesting Man In The World." And they play a song submitted by an anonymous (and worried) listener. Special thanks to Jon Pelletier and Jack Reilly for supporting today's show!

Luke and Andrew discuss phone chargers, socks, world music, John Lurie, internet dating, and dazzling details about Donovan. Also, Luke is in Puerto Rico. Big thanks to Doug Horton and Shannon Kinzie for supporting today's show!

Luke joins the show from Puerto Rico, where his very loose grasp on the Spanish language is getting him into some awkward situations. He and Andrew also discuss balding, toupées and and Donald Trump's favorite catch phrase. Plus, a look at the worst or possibly best Seahawks game in this week's No Point Conversion. Special thanks to Julianne Foster and Kat Goetting for supporting this episode of TBTL!

Andrew and Aaron "The Ace of Mace" Mason discuss Andrew's newly diagnosed "garbage anxiety." Plus, they read an email leaked exclusively to TBTL from the desk of a television editor. Also, a famous football player admits that everyone has been spelling his name wrong his entire career. And, of course, there's Music For Your Weekend!

Luke has fallen in love with New York City all over again. He tells Andrew about his adventures and about an amazing new app he discovered. Plus, more salad talk, what we could all learn from George H.W. Bush, and whether a North Korean chimp should quit smoking. Special thanks to Aislinn Byrne and Jennifer Dunne for supporting today's show!

Luke is in New York, where he is enamored with the salad options. Meanwhile, Andrew has a questionable hip-hop-related joke that he can't let go of. They discuss one reporter's herculean attempts to track down Bill Murray. Special thanks to Tina Taylor and Stephanie Lathrop for supporting today's episode!

Andrew picks up Luke at the airport so they can go hat shopping in Seattle. True story. Special thanks to Gail Floyd and Megan Rodriguez for supporting today's show.

Luke and Andrew discuss the great storm of 2016 that wasn't, then they compare their Sylvester Stallone impressions. Plus, we dig into the information that Facebook (and its advertisers) have collected on Andrew.

Luke joins the show from the offices of Live Wire Radio, where he's concerned that his co-workers will walk in on him podcasting. He and Andrew discuss Nancy Grace's headline-grabbing interview with some critical radio hosts. Also discussed: Luke's slow evolution into Royal Tenenbaum. Special thanks to Kelly Kilburn and Morgan Reaves for supporting today's episode!

Luke joins Andrew at the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss "hick-hop", wedding disasters, and the unsung works of Steven Weber. Plus, Alex Trebek gets BOLD. Special thanks to Sibyl Adams and Paulina Carreto for supporting today's show!