Stay Rooted

Stephani & Lauren are back with their first ever edition of Stay Rooted From Home! Honestly, anything to not get off of the couch once the leaves start falling. There's no paid sick time for this support group, so break out your zooms, rooties, we’re making it soo virtual** Listen along or check out our VIDEO, LINK BELOW! https://youtu.be/cUrGQbGCg1M?si=-rbUKCL_ZdcDir4w

Stephani and Lauren catch up on A Court of Thorns and Roses, and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Join the for their fictional drama, and real hot takes. Let's laugh ourselves out of this week.

Stephani and Lauren are back to their originally scheduled program... which is absolute chaos. Buckle in, we're back for the bits, babes.

Stephani and Lauren are back, and so is that time of year... the start of school. The ladies try their best to prepare, and cope with what the first days of a fresh school year means to them. They have been MIA, and now they need to be the MVP for their schedule changing families. Summer vacation kind of sucked, but alarm clocks suck so much more. The women of the hour pass off the mics to the little women, with their 7 year old daughters featuring as guests! Lennon and Norah have some things to tell you, and are playing a game with their moms that you won't want to miss.

Stephani and Lauren are back with an end of the summer recap. They’re reminiscing on August, and also wondering where tf it went… The girls are playing games and taking blame for the moments they need to burn the sage for.

Stephani and Lauren are in the business of misery, and it's starting with their women's healthcare experience. The two are dabbling in medical research as they compare their (slightly horrifying) experiences with the TV ultrasound. The ladies talk about the unfortunate instances that have them feeling less than cozy, but keep the comedy coming. Come along for the information you probably don't need. But the laugh that you absolutely deserve.

Stephani & Lauren are back with another episode, and they’re here to commiserate. Take out your pitchforks, because the girls are coming for… everything? Mercury is back in the microwave and they’re burning their sage, get in Rooties, we’re doing our best.

In true Bits & Pieces form, the girls are gonna give you a little bit of everything in their latest ep. Presidential candidates are being thrown into the ring & the dollars credibility is in question again. Stephani is lost in the land of the High Fae & Lauren is having mixed feelings about whether or not she can dive into the fictional Court that is the world of ACOTAR. Jump in Rooties, we’re going somewhere…

Stephani and Lauren survived their IRL event, and are taking safety back at the cozy little interweb. The ladies talk about connecting with old and new Rooties alike, with the obstacles and laughs they encountered along the way. Summer isn't over until they say it's over.

Stephani and Lauren bring you a bits and pieces... finally. They're eye rolling at themselves enough for all of us. Decide whether you're a Bratz, Barbie, or American Girl Doll already, and grab yourselves a chair. Chat with the ladies about the terrible twos, knocked up advice, and swiping right (into bed) on the streaming apps. The ladies stumble around the newest trends, but watched IF, so they're relevant AF. They're going to be IRL this weekend, so if you're a local Rootie, head to the @stayrootedpod IG for details. 

Stephani and Lauren are back with a new episode, and Stephani has a repaired leg! Hear about her journey through Lauren's world, the surgi-center. The ladies go over what it feels like to be the off duty default parent. And then commiserate over the cancelled babysitter, attending weddings alone, and social media etiquette that makes millennials feel cringy. Lastly, the ladies are going IRL AGAIN. Head over to their IG for details.

Stephani & Lauren are back to discuss the series of truly unfortunate events that landed Steph her first ever ambulance ride.

Stephani and Lauren come to you with an episode about entering motherhood, and entering the level of motherhood that is multiple children. The ladies have friends that are just starting their journey as parents, and they're in their feels about it. The early days of parenting are discussed, as well as the moment that you realize you aren't as good at it as your first child made you feel. These new baby gadgets are fancy, but we're all still trying to just survive another bedtime routine.

Stephani and Lauren are completely unprepared for the school year to end, vacation to end, and June to just sort of happen to them. The ladies recollect the finish line of their academic calendar and all the holidays that crowd around it. It's a busy time, their brains are shot, but they aren't going down without a fight.

Stephani and Lauren are back for another episode, and this time it's the end of the year. The ladies talk about seeing their children finish the year, and all the nostalgia that it sparks. They’re reminiscing on everything from Field Days, to that olfactory tickling Yankee Candle no one likes, "Elementary School Desk". At one point, we were all just kids waiting for summer.

Stephani & Lauren are giving it a go as morning show hosts in their latest Bits & Pieces. They’re hitting on all of the breaking news from Charlotte the Sting Ray Updates to rogue Flamingos on Cape Cod. The girls introduce a new game, Mt Rushmore, and debate parts of American history they probably have no business talking about.

Stephani and Lauren come back this week with all the new things that are popping off with June. Happy PRIDE month, and welcome to the little spicy catch up. The pod women have had everything from color changing marshmallows to low grade fevers since you've heard from them last, and the ladies want to tell you all about it. They are here to mostly tell you about a new Netflix series they are watching, Dancing For The Devil, check out the girls comedic take on the viral new docu-flick.

Stephani & Lauren are back to share stories, clothes & community water bottles…? We learn that EVEN Charlotte the Stingray isn’t receiving proper women’s healthcare & discuss how al dente her babies probably are by now. The mix gets a little moody and the girls catch up on all of the things they’ve been trying to watch lately.

Stephani and Lauren want to tell you something, and this week they are here to advocate for their littles. The moms discuss what it really takes to show up for your kids, and self, in this hectic world. Listen as the ladies reflect on IEP meetings, doctors appointments, insurance calls, and so much more. They'll end on the feel good story of a second-child birthday party with an appropriate guest to pizza ratio. #advocatelikeamother

Stephani and Lauren are back to chat about their final thoughts on Baby Reindeer & witnessing the IRL Martha interview. They are keeping tin foil hats on for most of the episode as the girls discuss all of their latest theories, specifically, whether or not Taylor Swift is a low-key Rootie and the who’s and what’s of Woody’s origin story. The girls are rooting for the growth their kids are making and high-fiving technology for the role it plays in their stories.

Stephani & Lauren are back with another episode AND they’re bringing the girls onto the pod & asking them some thangs. Listen & laugh along with us as we reveal what our 1st graders really think about us.

Stephani & Lauren are back with a review of Netflix’s newest true-story based mini series, Baby Reindeer. The girls will catch up over their first IRL experience & exchange pleasantries with the SR ghost-ess with the mostest. Lauren does her best Stephani impression, while considering new pets for Spring, and the girls let you know how they feel about a parking lot fair. Spoiler alert, it’s a no from them.

Stephani and Lauren are here to catch up. They are back to talk about all things bits and pieces. It was Lauren's birthday, and her 7 year old doesn't want to talk about it. The resident Swiftie begins to decode the newest album, and the GOAT gets roasted. Nextel, we're looking for our sponsorship.

Stephani & Lauren are back to recap week two of their back to back family trips. The girls are talking all things surprise trips & judging the luggage they’ve been carting their families around with. Buckle up Rooties, we’re going to Disney!

Stephani and Lauren are back for SEASON 2!!! after their back to back family trips, and they want to tell you some things. The good, the bad, and the uncontrollable will be discussed on this episode. They've missed each other and the rooties, so let's get this support group in session, mama needs it. LOCAL ROOTIES: join us THIS Saturday, May 4th, at the Spring Pop-Up Market. Details of the event can be found on our IG @stayrootedpod ✨

The SR girlies have so much to be thankful for because IT’S THEIR 1st BIRTHDAY!!! The girls reminisce on one year of the podcast (and 100 episodes… WUT!?) Buckle up, we’re feeling nostalgic :,)

Stephani and Lauren are back again. These ladies have 99 problems, and 99 episode. Listen to the ladies at their wonkiest as they navigate increasing shark birth rates, dad-biased babays, and toddler driven hexes. The moms got a call, and they're here to answer it.

Stephani and Lauren hope that you're aware of Autism, but are here to talk inclusion. The ladies dive into birth order, and all the parenting adjustments that come along with your growing family. Lauren is still out for the Nugget sponsorship.

Stephani and Lauren are going on vacation, and they honestly are trying to believe it... While being the flustered matriarchs of their family, the ladies the discuss packing, boarding, and all the things in between that sort of just stress them out about traveling.

Join Stephani & Lauren as they commiserate over the way life has been happening at them lately. Mercury is retrograding & the jury is still out on whether or not the Solar Collapse of ‘24 was worth the $25 glasses. Honestly, just burn your sage for the Stay Rooted girls this week, because there’s not enough lavender cold foam in the world to compensate for this bs.

Stephani and Lauren bring you another week of being their most random selves. Margot Robbie has announced that she is tickling our nostalgia once again. Come for the Charlotte the Stingray update, and stay for the luxurious Starbucks foam. Lauren sells you on her newest skin care tool, and Stephani is still trying to make Crocs happen.

Stephani and Lauren sit down for a mental health breakdown, discuss Quiet on Set, and catch up on The Bachelor finale.

Stephani and Lauren review the grades that really matter.

Stephani and Lauren take a long, hard look at the newest cinema. Come along with the ladies, as they dissect and appreciate Emma Stone's newest masterpiece. Bella Baxter is a character worth celebrating, and rooting for.

Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Out with the old (sort of), in with the new. Stephani and Lauren are doing some spring cleaning.

Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stephani and Lauren are alive and well... for now, and sort of. The girls backtrack to bring you up to speed on where they've been, and we're they're trying like hell to go. What's trending harder than the norovirus right now?! These barf covered babes are always on the cutting edge of viral infections. It's time to talk business expenses, chicken adoption, and everything in between. Bachelor nation has never felt more like the metaverse, and Lauren continues to take personal offense to Joey's nurse GF comment.

Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stephani and Lauren bring you another bits and pieces. The ladies review what they've been up to, and where they stand on the captivity of animals. Recollect the good old polo wearing Kanye days, and laugh with the girls the whole way to the weekend.

Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stephani and Lauren remind us that we are all mad here. Let's discuss the things that drive us crazy, and the weird things in between that keep us sane. Stick around for a very off mark Nugget Couch advertisement and listen to the girls weigh in on Love is Blind and The Bachelor.

Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stephani and Lauren are here for more bits and pieces. The girls will review what products they have been consumed by, and what is consuming their energy these days. Let them open up to page 75 of their smut... again. And Lauren makes a desperate attempt at a new hairdresser.

Stephani and Lauren wrap up the most emotionally spicy of all the vacation weeks. They take wisdom from the great Verizon fortune, and catch up on Love is Blind. They do all the crafts, and none of the laundry. The ladies are even able to keep the tiny humans thriving without the assistance of a public school system. And always remember, the vacation isn't over until you say it's over.Sticker pack sold below:https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/

Stephani and Lauren are here to talk all things Bachelor, and all of the other nonsense that is floating around in their heads. The girls reflect on their 2008 versions being “just a little emo”, and figure out what Luca from Disney went on to do with his fame. Motherhood has its winding roads, and almost all of them will lead you to the fetal position... aka child's pose.Sticker pack sold below:https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/

Sticker pack:https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stephani and Lauren are back with a weather update... at least to recount what it takes to bring your family out during a snow day. They'll discuss ways to trick your kids into writing bestsellers, and how your personal handling of a spider tells a story. Take a break or paint a whole room with your favorite mom friends.

Sticker pack:https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stephani and Lauren gather here today to say their bits and their pieces. Stephani discusses her new kitten, while Lauren's family says goodbye to a beloved finned member. Catch up on the Bachelor with our half competent corespondents. They'll talk about how being raised in the Super Sweet 16 MTV era has shaped their generations kids parties, and formally ask the public to stop bringing up Saltburn IRL.

Happy Galentine's from your girls at Stay Rooted! The ladies discuss what being a good Galentine means to them, and what make a great "anti-valentine's" celebration. Then the co-hosts dive into how they met the men that they co-host life with. Learn how Stephani and Lauren met their husbands, and hear the men's response as well. Buy our cool new sticker pack: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad

Stephani and Lauren are rambling through this week's bits. The girls play a quick game of show and tell with the new things they've acquired. Spoiler alert, Steph's is an animal. Catch up with our family anecdotes. And listen to them harmonize (poorly) to their elder emo hits. Let's laugh through the pain, or at least scream outdated lyrics. Buy our cool new sticker pack: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad

Stephani and Lauren are so happy you called! This episode is all about answering questions from Rooties like you! First, we dive into a Love on the Spectrum recap. The ladies probably have no business speak on Bachelor Nation fashion, but they're going to anyways. Then get into some listener questions about the second child shift, empty nesting, break ups, personal growth, mom guilt, and what "Stay Rooted" means to our gals here at the pod. Buy our cool new sticker pack: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad

The academy (Stephani and Lauren) welcomes you back the first annual prestigious award ceremony, The Poddies. This is part 2 of the completely made up award show with very little focus and lots of laughs. Chipotle is both nominated, and shamed. The Golden Poddies for podcast and movie of the year are a close call, you'll have to hear to believe. But we all know Saltburn will be nominated. Noah Kahan receives the highest of honors. Giggly Squad, Armchair Expert, and SR pod face off for Pod of The Year! Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad

The academy (Stephani and Lauren) return for part 2 of the first annual prestigious award ceremony, The Poddies. The completely made up award show with very little focus and lots of laughs. Chipotle is both nominated, and shamed. And podcast of the year is a very close call. Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad

Stephani and Lauren are back for more bits. The girls discuss the merch they have in the works, and their strong belief that every animal wants to be their friend. Do your best Inspector Gadget impression, we're solving crime through paw print identification. Cats is on Netflix, and no one asked for it, but it's too weird not to talk about.  The ladies join maximalism for muggles, and unlearning what millennials thought home decor had to be. There isn't enough sage for what this month is serving up. Buy our cool merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad

Stephani and Lauren discuss the tricky concept of time as you grow. Parenthood will always leave you craving more hours in a day, so when are you supposed to carve out that "you time"? The ladies compare themselves to trash loving wildlife in this week's episode. So, crawl out from whatever dumpster fire you're hiding within and join them for another hour of laughs! Buy our cool new merch here: https://stayrootedstore.myshopify.com/Stream our Stay Rooted Moody Mix here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EUKDBDNSixZmuoQRlxA5w?si=AAYiczcTQM2turP1TGU4cQ&pt=5e447a5174a80ef803095ae6774799ad