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Stephani & Lauren are back with a new episode and as per protocol, they’re all over the effing place. Stephani considers starting a new pod with her nana’s spirit & Lauren brings us back down to earth with a good, wholesome, Mormon wives **recap.

Stephani and Lauren decided Spring was a beautiful time to have babies, and now they are faced with having all four birthday celebrations span of six weeks. Come along with the ladies as they recollect the most recent celebration for Lauren's daughters. They'll give you tips, tricks, and material to commiserate with. At the end of the day, the kids are happy and they forgot the rest.

Stephani and Lauren didn't cancel, and no one is more surprised than them. Lauren grapples with the side of her coffee cup. The ladies talk haircuts that probably shouldn't happen. Stephani takes on another children's play, and blunt force trauma to the face. Lukey has his first hang out with Lauren's family.

Stephani and Lauren are back with another episode of your favorite show, and today they're talking about theirs. Lauren's what not to wear prayers have been answered, thank you Stacie and Clinton. Stephani finally watched that episode of black mirror. The ladies laugh their way through a moody mix moment. And you'll maybe feel better once you hear from your moms. Maybe.

Stephani and Lauren are here for to recollect their recent mini family vacations. Discussing how child based travel is a gamble that no one is winning. Lauren still wants Steph to watch that Black Mirror Episode. Then the ladies dust off their SR law degrees and chat about their latest fixation, the Karen Read trial!

And just like that, it’s season THREE, baby!!! Let’s catch up on all things April break, visiting the wolf casino & being humbled by your own children. We’re embracing our terrible 2s while we celebrate the last 2 years. HAPPY 2nd BIRTHDAY STAY ROOTED!!!

Stephani & Lauren are back to recap April break so far. They’re talking staycations, the wolf casino & birthday celebrations. Stephani gets her first nickname & Lauren reminds us of a GNO that feels like a lifetime ago, to see their beloved Hannah Berner.

Stephani and Lauren are here to get silly. The ladies catch up on Steph's last animal rescue mission. Lauren enlightens us on the swoon worthy, hamster boy. Stay tuned for the girls anti-advertisement of a new streamed movie.

Stephani & Lauren are finally back to let you know where they’ve been the first half of the month. The past couple weeks threw a few (hundred) curveballs our way and the girls are doing their best to talk through it. Come for the life updates & stay for the sister advocacy.

In the spirit of April fools, the girlies are feeling super silly. Steph is going to try to get to the bottom of whether or not it twas Lauren that sent Luigi Mangioni socks… (Jury is still out) And they’re going to unpack the evolution of their social media identities across all platforms.x33

Stephani and Lauren are ready to shed their winter cocoons, and say, "Happy New Year!" The ladies are getting a breath of fresh air, opening the windows, and purging all their belongings. The ladies talk about trends they're loving, and what they're looking forward to with Springs arrival.

Stephani and Lauren are ranting and rambling, on a bits and pieces spree lately. They're wrapping up their newest hyper-fixation with the Severance finale recap. The ladies also chat about their need to take care of small, defenseless creatures. They also discuss what Lauren has been watching with her children, a real liberating curveball, Hamilton!

Stephani and Lauren are here, and they have severed in from their normal, hectic lives to discuss their favorite show... and other nonsense. Like, trapped astronauts finally making their way back to earth, and other light stuff like that.

Stephani and Lauren are here… mostly. They’re spreading awareness for a cause they are currently very passionate about, ASWB (avoiding sickness with bangs). Lauren’s advocating for bumming wipes off of strangers & Steph is disappointing everyone’s dads. Happy Birthday, RBG. We’re doing our best.

We made it to Friday, Rooties! And things are getting weird. Lauren is impulsively buying (un)caged animals, Stephani is hopped up on Celsius & everyone is worried.

Stephani and Lauren are here, and they have an Advocate Like A Mother update. The ladies chat about what it takes to get things done for their children... and themselves, sometimes. Chat with the girls about what's going on in the right now because that's all they can digest at the moment.

Stephani and Lauren meet back for another episode recapping the season, one finale of severance, for all those who are still catching up. They also turned to their outies, who are having a hard time in this very real world. Whether you had a good week, a bad week, or you're just feeling weak... There's something here for you.

Stephani and Lauren are obsessed with Severance. Almost certain that this wasn't supposed to just be a review of the show, it quickly became mostly a review of the show... because they are obsessed! These women went viral over asking for a lobotomy, come hear their hot takes on brainwashing implanted chips. Ben Stiller and Adam Scott, this one is (mostly) for you.

Stephani and Lauren have marked themselves safe from winter break home with their children. With full time jobs and persistent viral infections, the ladies had their work cut out for them. But of course, they made their time count with bowling, Build a Bear, and Sugar Factory glimmers. Turns out that the Zoom hangout isn't just for them, it's elementary schooler approved also!

Stephani and Lauren left you ladies hanging, like they learned from Mr. Jimmy Beast. The ladies wrap up what was the finale recap, and move on to some other very important topics. Like, angler fish death wishes. Stay with them, they're trying their best... sort of.

Stephani and Lauren are talking unfortunate events, and people making a fortune on their new favorite game show. Lauren made a rookie mom mistake, and she's here to burn the Sage. Stephani guides us through the finale of the ladies new favorite game show, Beast Games!

Stephani and Lauren are back, as much as they can be. With a nonstop viral wave, in the respiratory system instead of on social media, recording has been an uphill battle for the ladies this season. But they're dedicated to getting you the news you need. Like rodents, predicting when this awful season will end.

Stephani and Lauren are back on their new recording platform, working out the kinks and chatting about theirs. The ladies review what's going on in pop culture, law suits, and conspiracy theories that have them entertained. Is the king of rock and roll alive?

Stephani and Lauren are switching it up this week with recording. Given the fact that the winter keeps knocking them down, they decided to go all 2020 with the recording process. Bear with the ladies as they get used to their new set up, and pull up a chair to join them.

The girls are talking about everything and nothing at all. Come along as we debate whether or not Mark Zuckerberg is AI? Did Elon Musk have a system update mid-inauguration?? Have you ever seen Voldemort & Bill Clinton in the same room??? There’s so much to debate** Put on your tinfoil hats Rooties, we’re completely unhinged.

Stephani and Lauren are millennial moms, of course they're going to give their children yes days...

Stephani and Lauren are back for another bits and pieces.

Stephani and Lauren are recollecting on the year that has passed, and slightly acknowledging the start of the new year. Come along with the ladies as they decipher the that stuck, and the ones that were yuck.

Stephani and Lauren are back to finish the recap of Wicked: The Movie. They have watched this movie more than a few times at this point, and they want to tell you all the things. Grab your wands, broomsticks, and dancing shoes. Let's defy gravity, and our bedtimes.

Stephani and Lauren are bringing in the new year FRAZZLED, but what else is new? The girls had an audio mishap, that they are fully prepared to blame anyone but themselves for. They recollect their "simply chaotic" NYE celebration. And refuse to acknowledge 2025... yet.

Stephani & Lauren are back but they’re not ready to set their intentions quite yet, but happy New Year to those who celebrate… Stephani went on a date for her and her husbands birthday and Lauren reminds her that the timing of her birthday is less than desirable. The little rooties have a sleepover & we do more Wicked things!

Stephani & Lauren are back to finally review Wicked! The girlies obv have a LOT to say about it, so much so that we had to make it into a 2 part thang (how Hollywood **eyeroll**)The girls will catch you up on where they’ve been and talk about their IRL theatrical debut for one of their littlest rooties. HAPPY HOLIDAYS FRIENDS!

Stephani & Lauren went to the movies & they want to tell you about it. The girls talk about seeing Wicked & Moana 2 and catch up on the rest of the things they’re doing to get through December.

Stephani and Lauren are fighting for their lives against the mother virus, but they couldn't let the Rooties down this week with another support group meeting. Turns out, they needed it the most. The ladies give a RSV PSA, and discuss the importance of staying sane during the holiday preparations. Of course lightening things up with some congested, comic relief.

Stephani and Lauren are here for another support group check in. They're bouncing through topics, including the sensitive subject of Wicked and Moana 2 movie attendance. Come on in, the chit chat session has begun!

Stephani and Lauren welcome listeners old and new for a little reintroduction. This reorientation episode will tell you about the ladies humble 2020 beginnings and speed you up on all the Rooted history. If you're a long time Rootie or the girls just caught your eye on GMA, there's layers to this shit.

Stephani and Lauren are back for more bits and pieces. This week, they are talking about digging yourself out of the toys you helped fill and hoard your home with. MGK is going to be a dad, Noah Kahan is MIA, and ZB is a real loser. Pull up a chair, we've got the tea.

Stephani and Lauren went viral... in the best way possible for the holiday season. They talk Friendsgiving, and the video. The ladies chat about what's been going on... and wtf is going on?

Stephani and Lauren voted and ordered Taco Bell, neither outcome went as planned. Come along with the lady is as they try to navigate this very uncertain DoorDash time. One thing is for sure, the candy fairy is not their cup of tea. Target Linda for President.

Stephani and Lauren gather to speak mostly about the nonsense, but they want to tell you something. So, pull up a chair. The ladies watched The Perfect Couple, and are ready to play a game of "who done it". Love is Blind, or is it? They try a viral DWTS dance, disabled version. And the importance of girl compliments is discussed.

Stephani and Lauren come to you with some special updates. Stephani has recently become best friends with Hannah Berner. If you haven't already heard her honorable mention on the Giggly Squad Pod, you're going to learn today. Lauren is trying to channel her jealous rage into something good... She placed in her Trunk or Treat, but she truly won when her elementary school child thought she was the coolest. Watch out, their egos are getting bigger this week.

Stephani and Lauren join you for a Halloween game, with a middle school style twist. Lauren recollects her series of unfortunate pumpkin carrying events. Stephani relives her Twilight years. The ladies love all things spooky, and they're here to tell you about it.

Stephani & Lauren are back with another bits & pieces. They’re appointing the future leaders of Newer England & going off on tangents about how crazy they COULD be. It’s a whirlwind this episode, hold on tight, rooties.

Stephani and Lauren are back for another episode. This week they are catching up on conversation, and all their side projects. Stephani talks about meeting the newest baby in her life. Lauren discusses her intricate art of procrastination. The ladies are here to serve up laughs and Halloween candy, and they're miraculously not out of either.

Stephani & Lauren are here for the removal of reality & the sharing of algorithms. Is Steph getting ear implants? Is Lauren going to figure out how to say Rhysand?? The girls may never know, but they’re gonna try to figure it out.

Stephani and Lauren are back, and they've been doing the things. Lauren talks about her first 5k with her daughter, and what that means to her. Stephani gives us a synopsis of her touristy local trip to Salem, MA during spooky season. The ladies are here to root for each other, and you as well.

Stephani and Lauren gather round the cauldron for another episode about all things spooky and laugh worthy. Join their covens, Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift already have. And find out what it's like to live with children that won't leave your decor in its home. We're here to grow through this together. Grab the first batch of Halloween candy, that was never for the trick or treaters. We're here to root for you, now enter the online support haunted house.

Stephani & Lauren are back to talk dream covens, finding yourself after motherhood & some of the things that fill their cups. We’re rooting for all of the hurricane victims to stay safe through the devastating events that have taken place recently. Please click the link below if you are able to donate anything to the disaster relief. https://www.redcross.org/about-us/our-work/disaster-relief/hurricane-relief.html

Stephani & Lauren are back with another Bits & Pieces! They’re talking about the books they’re trying to read & all things Halloween. The girlies are here for the rise of the Pop Music & for the downfall of Diddy. Let’s romanticize the little things & throw on our witch hats rooties, it’s October!

Stephani & Lauren are here to talk all things friendship, play some games & go down memory lane. We’re gonna tell you which friends we got into trouble with growing up, who we’d jump off of a bridge with and which members of the cast of Friends we’d be most likely to hang out with IRL.