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Co-owner and CTO of 37signals, David Heinemeier Hansson is more commonly known as “DHH”. Famous as the creator of Ruby on Rails, Basecamp and HEY, David has made a career of being provocative on, and on behalf of, the Internet. Nonsense ARMO’s relevancy feature for prioritising CVE remediation in containers If you’re still running Kubernetes, that is; there is no MRSKscape yet Glastonbury 2023 Guns N’ Roses UK: the full set on iPlayer Rest of the world: Paradise City (feat. Dave Grohl) Appetite for Destruction Rick Astley UK: the full set on iPlayer Rest of the world (Beware: that link is technically a rick-roll) Interview links Basecamp HEY! Daily Rush Quake III Arena PHP and Ruby 37signals and Jason Fried Martin Fowler and Dave Thomas Patterns of Enterprise Application Architecture Ruby on Rails “Groovy on Grails” 1000 true fans DHH on growth: “Exponential growth devours and corrupts” Backpack and Campfire Jeff Bezos invests in 37signals Marketing at 37signals was literally a dumpster fire A podcast explaining it “The Building of Basecamp” (and review) David’s books: Getting Real Rework Remote It Doesn’t Have to Be Crazy at Work The programming books that meant the most to David Fast inverse square root David’s best tweet AI can out-sorting-algorithm you anyway The Celeron 4 David’s writing on leaving the cloud: “Why we’re leaving the cloud” "The only thing worse than cloud pricing is the enterprisey alternatives" “Five values guiding our cloud exit” “We stand to save $7m over five years from our cloud exit” "Cloud exit pays off in performance too” “We have left the cloud” HEY vs the App Store Deft and Dell MRSK Capistrano GitHub contributor community Maersk Harmony remotes discontinued The continuing demise of Reddit Who has two thumbs and 60 million dollars? 24 Hours of Le Mans 2023 writeup: “The Le Mans Centenary“ Result table David Heinemeier Hansson https://dhh.dk/ @dhh on Twitter LinkedIn David’s blog on HEY Guest hosts Craig Box Subscribe to “Let’s Get To The News” Adam Glick SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and Brandon will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, BlueSky, LinkedIn, TikTok and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Special Guests: Adan Glick, Craig Box, and David Heinemeier Hansson (DHH).

Matt Ray interviews Adam Jacob, CEO and Co-Founder of System Initiative. Adam explains what led him to create System Initiative and why he believes it’s time for a fresh look at DevOps. Plus, plenty of discussion about monetization and open source. Show Links System Initiative Cue language Dagger Sustainable Free and Open Source Communities Contact Adam Twitter: adamhjk Linkedin: adamjacob SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, BlueSky, LinkedIn, TikTok and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Special Guest: Adam Jacob.

Matt Ray interviews CNCF Ambassador and Logz.io Principal Developer Advocate Dotan Horovits. They discuss the Israel tech scene, getting started with OpenTelemetry, and working in developer relations. Show Links KubeDay Israel OpenObservability Talks Is “vendor owned open source” an oxymoron? OpenTelemetry CNCF Ambassadors Logz.io FinOps X KubeCon NA Contact Dotan LinkedIn Twitter: @horovits SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn, TikTok and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Special Guest: Dotan Horovits.

This week we discuss the Gartner MQ for DevOps platforms, Apple’s announcements and Cisco’s attempt to simplify. Plus, some thoughts on Meatloaf and Anime. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 418 Runner-up Titles The best engineers in Canada. Runny Eggs My tabs closed I got a whole bowl here. Pokémon back in the playlist Some people don’t want any sauce Are you still talking about meatloaf? The meatloaf zone The intestines of the Magic Quadrant He was probably a regular-sized human Everyone knows you’re a dork, a dork with disposal income What else are you going to do? Rundown 2023 Magic Quadrant for DevOps platforms (RedHat lead-gen). Link to picture in Slack Nvidia's 'iPhone moment' in AI signals tons of future growth. Here's our new price target Cisco simplifies its product portfolio with new Cisco Networking Cloud platform Apple’s 10 biggest announcements from WWDC 2023 'Ducking hell' to disappear from Apple autocorrect iPad OS 17's Live Collaboration on PDFs could challenge Google Docs Apple Announces New 'NameDrop' Feature for Sharing Between iPhones TVOS 17 Will Let You Download a VPN to Apple TV Apple Vision Relevant to your Interests Operation Bletchley Amazon confirms abrupt departure of AWS data center chief Chris Vonderhaar Salesforce is luring workers back to office with $10 per day to local charities Google created FREE comprehensive training on Generative AI Nonsense Maryland License Plates Now Inadvertently Advertising Filipino Online Casino Related, Coté learned a new Austalianism from Tasty Meats Paul this week: “In Australia the term ‘Chicken Maryland’ simply refers to a butcher's cut for a whole leg consisting of the thigh and drumstick” (Wikipedia). How to Hire a Pop Star for Your Private Party Listener Feedback SDT Sticker in the wild by Eric De Witte Conferences June 8th to 9th PlatformCon, online. June 21st Cloud Foundry Day, Germany, Coté speaking. June 22nd to 23rd DevOpsDays Amsterdam, attending. June 27th to 30th FinOps X San Diego, attending. August 8th Kubernetes Community Day Australia, attending. August 21st to 24th SpringOne & VMware Explore US, in Las Vegas. Explore EU CFP is open. Sep 6th to 7th DevOpsDays Des Moines, speaking. Sep 18th to 19th SHIFT in Zadar, speaking. Jan 29, 2024 to Feb 1, 2024 That Conference Texas CFP Open 6/1 - 8/21 If you want your conference mentioned, let’s talk media sponsorships. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn, TikTok and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Blackberry Matt: Because Internet. Coté: KESSER® Ice Cube Maker | Ice Cube Machine Stainless Steel | 150 W Ice Maker | 12 kg 24 h | 3 Cube Sizes | Preparation in 6 min | 2.2 Litre Water Tank | Timer | LCD Display | Self-Cleaning Function. Photo Credits Header Artwork

The week we discuss Enterprise Software hiding data, corporate status reports and a quick update on New Relic. Plus, Coté records using an ironing board from a Renaissance Hotel in Brussels. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 417 Runner-up Titles The MacGyver of podcasting Scooping up The Tube tickets Buy some velcro This email could have been a PR Who the hell is Brian? Perverse incentives What SalesForce should do from 3 guys who don’t have seats Rundown Snowflake consumption trends (mentioned on earnings call) Clouded Judgement 5.26.23 Neptyne is building a Python-powered spreadsheet for data scientists Erica Brescia on Weekly Updates Exclusive: Francisco Partners, TPG end talks to buy New Relic Relevant to your Interests Ivory for Mac The Impact of AI on Developer Productivity: Evidence from GitHub Copilot Snowflake acquires Neeva to bring intelligent search to its cloud data management solution AWS OpsWorks Stacks End of Life FAQs - AWS OpsWorks 1Password is rolling out passkey management next month Elon Musk's Neuralink wins FDA approval for human study of brain implants Thinking Strategically About Software Bills of Materials (SBOMs) - GigaOm Can Watsonx Rebuild IBM’s AI Relevance? Touchpoints, coalescence and multi-platform engineering — thoughts from Kubecon 2023 - GigaOm Twitter value keeps falling under Musk, now worth a third of what he paid Running LLaMA 7B and 13B on a 64GB M2 MacBook Pro with llama.cpp The Leak That Has Big Tech and Regulators Panicked Nvidia shares spike 26% on huge forecast beat driven by A.I. chip demand Cathie Wood’s ARKK Dumped Nvidia Stock Before $560 Billion Surge Nvidia unveils more AI products after $184 billion rally xrOS: What to Expect From the Software Designed for Apple's AR/VR Headset AWS OpsWorks Stacks End of Life FAQs - AWS OpsWorks Nonsense HP Is Selling a 40-Year-Old Calculator Again—For $120 Green hills forever: Windows XP activation algorithm cracked after 21 years Conferences June 7th State of Kubernetes overview, online. June 8th to 9th PlatformCon, online. June 22nd to 23rd DevOpsDays Amsterdam, attending. June 27th to 30th FinOps X San Diego, attending. August 8th Kubernetes Community Day Australia, attending. August 21st to 24th SpringOne & VMware Explore US, in Las Vegas. Explore EU CFP is open. Sep 6th to 7th DevOpsDays Des Moines, speaking. Sep 18th to 19th SHIFT in Zadar, speaking. If you want your conference mentioned, let’s talk media sponsorships. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn, TikTok and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: YouTube will allow unlimited simultaneous streams for NFL Sunday Ticket Matt: Spotify Remastered/Deluxe albums The Cure Disintegration (Deluxe Edition) Underworld Second Toughest In The Infants (Super Deluxe/Remastered) Coté: Bobby Fingers Photo Credits Header Artwork

This week we discuss Private Equity buying New Relic and review the Gartner MQ for APM like no one else. Plus, some thoughts on yogurt, fruit and almonds… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 416 Runner-up Titles How big are your almonds? It’s under consideration The Olympics of Monitoring Putting Hats on Cats Stanley Nickels for Monitoring The 3 Fines It’s just crazy enough [that] it might work I was told the test was log management IDC is the thin balogna Rundown New Relic is getting bought so let’s overanalyze the APM MQ WSJ News Exclusive | Software Company New Relic in Talks to Be Sold 2022 Gartner® Magic Quadrant™ - For APM and Observability IDC APM marketshare from 2021 Relevant to your Interests Kustomer, the CRM startup acquired by Meta last year for $1B, spins out on a $250M valuation Harvard’s Famous Study on Happiness Might Surprise You - Meetup Blog Historical software multiples at IPO Introducing the ChatGPT app for iOS Luxottica confirms 2021 data breach after info of 70M leaks online Redpanda CEO on business source (BSL) over open source Australian stock exchange says software overhaul won't involve blockchain Shutterstock (NYSE: SSTK) agreed to buy Giphy The 5 biggest announcements from Microsoft Build 2023 Microsoft launches Fabric, a new end-to-end data and analytics platform Alibaba misses revenue estimate, approves cloud unit spinoff Laid-off Big Tech workers are getting invited to return—on unfavorable terms Nonsense A Texas A&M-Commerce Rodeo Instructor failed his entire class due to a basic misunderstanding of how "Chat GTP" works The Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser at Walt Disney World will take its final voyage Opening 100 pppts at once? Challenge accepted! The Latest Sriracha Shortage Looks Worse Than The First One Conferences June 1st VMUG Belgium in Brussels , free. June 7th State of Kubernetes overview, online. June 8th to 9th PlatformCon, online. June 22nd to 23rd DevOpsDays Amsterdam, attending. June 27th to 30th FinOps X San Diego, attending. August 8th Kubernetes Community Day Australia, attending. August 21st to 24th SpringOne & VMware Explore US, in Las Vegas. Explore EU CFP is open. Sep 6th to 7th DevOpsDays Des Moines, speaking. Sep 18th to 19th SHIFT in Zadar, speaking. If you want your conference mentioned, let’s talk media sponsorships. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn, TikTok and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: What’s new in Mimestream 1.0? Matt: Have a picnic Coté: Hoodie and shorts for the spring; the “web browsing” plugin in ChatGPT does not work well. Photo Credits Header Artwork

This week we discuss Coinbase's $65 million DataDog bill, the factors that drive developer experience, and Google Bard. Plus, some tips on London Airports and the ideal airport arrival time. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 415 Runner-up Titles Two hours before boarding $65 million is a lot of nines You can buy a lot of Nagios with that Just write the check for $65 million Boxes Inciting chaos Steady state is stopped Developers are just like the rest of us Unsummarizable AI in the Streets Rundown Datadog’s $65M/year customer mystery solved Google drops waitlist for AI chatbot Bard and announces oodles of new features DevEx: What Actually Drives Productivity Relevant to your Interests Google launches a GitHub Copilot competitor IBM Watson missed the AI revolution, but Watsonx could become the heartbeat of the Generative Enterprise - Horses for Sources | No Boundaries It's not just cloud costs that are out of control Microsoft just made a huge, far-from-certain bet on nuclear fusion Testing a new encrypted messaging app's extraordinary claims Adrian Cockcroft (@[email protected]) Goldman Sachs downgrades Twilio, other software names on 'limited catalyst' path (TWLO) Meta announces generative AI features for advertisers The .zip TLD sucks and it needs to be immediately revoked. Netflix Reportedly Cutting Spending By $300 Million After Delay On Password Sharing Crackdown Thank you, Enterprisers! Somehow OpenSearch has succeeded Docker makes comeback with over $50M in ARR two years into restructuring Calendly Welcomes Former Salesforce Product Executive Stephen Hsu as CPO Farewell to the Era of Cheap EC2 Spot Instances | Eric Pauley The .zip TLD sucks and it needs to be immediately revoked. The Dangers of Google’s .zip TLD Conferences June 1st VMUG Belgium in Brussels , free. June 7th State of Kubernetes overview, online. June 8th to 9th PlatformCon, online. June 22nd to 23rd DevOpsDays Amsterdam, attending. June 27th to 30th FinOps X San Diego, attending. August 21st to 24th SpringOne & VMware Explore US, in Las Vegas. Explore EU CFP is open. Sep 6th to 7th DevOpsDays Des Moines, speaking. Sep 18th to 19th SHIFT in Zadar, speaking. If you want your conference mentioned, let’s talk media sponsorships. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn, TikTok and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: POLAR H9 Heart Rate Sensor Matt: Critical Mass Sydney Half Marathon Coté: Pipers Great Berwick Longhorn Beef “crisps.” Photo Credits Header Artwork

This week we discuss Monolith vs. Microservices , PassKeys replacing passwords and the return of Watson(x). Plus, some thoughts on the media and BlueSky. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 414 Runner-up Titles All the takes you’ve heard, are probably true Links Only An Ombudsman of Tech Hype I’ve programmed before Rundown Monoliths are not dinosaurs Stevey's Google Platforms Rant US DoL considers replacing monolithic IT with modular design Ford CEO Says It Will Keep Apple CarPlay, Android Auto: ‘We Lost That Battle 10 Years Ago’ IBM enters the generative-AI fray with Watsonx Estimated that they could reduce back-office people by 30%. But, said this would be done through attrition, not firing. RIP passwords: Google accounts now support passkeys Relevant to your Interests Leaked Google document: “We Have No Moat, And Neither Does OpenAI” Go1 snaps up speed reading app Blinkist to expand in enterprise learning Miracle working product manager was stuck in Lotus position Broadcom CEO Seeks to Persuade EU on USD 61 Billion VMware Deal GitHub replaces code search engine with Rust-based Blackbird Clouded Judgement 5.5.23 Nonsense Tall poppy syndrome Short Poppies Australia: Woman survives on wine during five days stranded in Australian bush Mark Zuckerberg Wins Gold, Silver Medals in 1st-Ever Jiu-Jitsu Tournament Conferences May 11th, 2023 Devoxx UK in London. Get 25% tickets with the code SEEMESPEAK23. June 1st VMUG Belgium in Brussels , free. June 7th State of Kubernetes overview, online. June 8th to 9th PlatformCon, online. June 22nd to 23rd DevOpsDays Amsterdam, attending. August 21st to 24th SpringOne & VMware Explore US, in Las Vegas. Sep 6th to 7th DevOpsDays Des Moines, speaking. Sep 18th to 19th SHIFT in Zadar, speaking. Listener Feedback Thanks to Mathis for giving SDT a subscription to Oh Dear. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn, TikTok and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Silo | Apple TV+ Coté: How to Idle. Photo Credits Header Artwork

This week we discuss Cloud Earnings, OpenCost and Opensource Redflags. Plus, Matt recounts his epic return trip home from Amsterdam. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 413 Runner-up Titles Airplane Ghost No Hashtag for That Sorry Fellow Travelers That’s what they said about Google Reader That’s the beauty of nonsense stories How do you really feel Brandon? Nobody wants monitoring data Airport Hotels I don’t remember Security Line Sick Rundown Checking in on Cloud Earnings Cloud Giants Update Clouded Judgement 4.28.23 IaaS Pricing Patterns and Trends 2022 Of Course AWS Revenues Are Slowing And Profits Are Pinched Don’t be fooled by slowing cloud growth: Cost optimization is a feature, not a bug Amazon Starts Round of Layoffs in AWS Cloud Services Division Amazon’s cloud business is clamping down on managers’ freedom to hire in latest cost control—leaked memo Google's cloud business turns profitable for the first time on record Microsoft reports earnings beat, says A.I. will drive revenue growth Navigating the High Cost of AI Compute | Andreessen Horowitz OpenCost Kubecost’s Path to Product-Market Fit MariaDB.com is dead, long live MariaDB.org Relevant to your Interests FBI seizes Genesis Market, a notorious hacker marketplace for stolen logins Google Stadia head Phil Harrison has left the company Observability platform Honeycomb pockets $50M in new funding Tesla workers shared images from car cameras, including “scenes of intimacy” The Six Five Insider Edition with Ram Velaga, Broadcom - Moor Insights & Strategy Clubhouse ↓ Oops: Samsung Employees Leaked Confidential Data to ChatGPT How SQLite helps you do ACID On-prem still cheaper but don't rule out the cloud yet Amazon Bans Flipper Zero, Claiming It Violates Policy Against Card Skimming Devices Today in Apple history: Apple-1 starts a revolution How Incumbents Survive and Thrive Announcing Linkerd 2.13 with circuit breaking, dynamic request routing, FIPS, health monitoring, and more Pentagon leak traced to video game chat group users arguing over war in Ukraine NPR quits Twitter after being falsely labeled as 'state-affiliated media' Mass Layoffs and Absentee Bosses Create a Morale Crisis at Meta Announcing the deps.dev API: critical dependency data for secure supply chains Futurepedia - The Largest AI Tools Directory | Home Amazon CEO Andy Jassy’s 2022 Pay Falls to $1.3M, Touts Ad Business in Annual Letter Announcing New Tools for Building with Generative AI on AWS | Amazon Web Services Venture Capital Deals Zoom to acquire Workvivo to bolster employee experience offering WSJ News Exclusive | IBM Explores Sale of Weather Business Bluesky is my favorite Twitter clone yet (The Verge) Keith White On Why He Is Leaving HPE, Dell Apex And Why The ‘Sky Is The Limit’ For The HPE GreenLake Ecosystem Apple's batteries will use 100 percent recycled cobalt by 2025 Apple Card’s new high-yield Savings account is now available, offering a 4.15 percent APY Introducing Gloo Fabric MillerKnoll CEO sparks backlash after telling employees to "leave Pity City" over lack of bonuses Netflix Gains 1.75 Million Subscribers, Axes DVD-Rental Business Uniquely Austin: Stewarding growth in America’s boomtown A 12% decline in global smartphone shipments is what passes for stability these days Stack Overflow Will Charge AI Giants for Training Data Build Your Own Bootable Emacs Environment Schools bought millions of Chromebooks in 2020 — and three years later, they’re starting to break Silver Lake to buy Germany's Software AG in $2.42 billion deal "Verified" becomes a badge of dishonor Apple throws VR spaghetti against the wall GitLab Survey Reveals DevSecOps Gains Zed - Code at the speed of thought U.S. appeals court upholds lower court order forcing Apple to allow third-party App Store payments Red Hat cutting hundreds of jobs, CEO says in letter to employees Replit ⠕ on Twitter Smartphones With Popular Qualcomm Chip Secretly Share Private Information With Red Hat lays off 4% of its global workforce There’s a new AI unicorn that will make coders faster | Semafor BMC to Acquire Model9 - BMC Software Broadcom Takes On InfiniBand With Jericho3-AI Switch Chips ChatGPT could cost over $700,000 per day to operate. Microsoft is reportedly trying to make it cheaper. Google Cloud suffers outage in Europe amid water leak, fire Automate Your Meetings - Magical Web3 Funding Continues To Crater — Drops 82% Year To Year ‘The Godfather of A.I.’ Leaves Google and Warns of Danger Ahead IBM looks to turn nearly 8,000 jobs over to artificial intelligence, CEO says | WRAL TechWire The hardware we need for our cloud exit has arrived Cloud exit pays off in performance too So, You Want To Build A DBaaS State of Kubernetes 2023 Survey Shows Companies Moving away from DIY Kubernetes The end of Microsoft-brand peripherals is only Surface deep Google Devising Radical Search Changes to Beat Back A.I. Rivals Google in shock as Samsung considers moving to B

Matt, Coté and guest host Barton George record live from KubeCon EU. They discuss the Keynotes, Amsterdam grocery stores, A.I. coverage by tech media and reminisce about OpenStack. Plus, some thoughts on the Breakfast Buffet… Runner-up Titles The CNCF invades Amsterdam So nice not to talk to anyone Kubecon EU 2023 recap Curve Fits Rundown Thanks to developer.dell.com team for help with show production. KubeCon + CloudNativeCon Europe 2022 Self Scanning in Dirk Conferences DevOpsDays Austin 2023, May 4-5 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Photo Credits Header Artwork Special Guest: Barton George.

Brandon is joined by Jamin Ball, a partner at Altimeter Capital and the author of the "Clouded Judgement" newsletter. Together, they delve into the crucial financial metrics utilized in evaluating cloud-based enterprises and examine the standout performers in the fourth quarter of 2022. Show Links A Look Back at Q4 '22 Public Cloud Software Earnings The Cloudcast, The Evolution of SaaS Business Models, Episode 708 Clouded Judgement Contact Jamin LinkedIn SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Special Guest: Jamin Ball.

This week Brandon talks to Jordan Tigani, the founder of MotherDuck. They explore how faster and cheaper computing is changing the way we handle Big Data and making it easier to analyze. Jordan also shares his insights on DuckDB, and his vision for MotherDuck. Show Links Big Data is Dead DuckDB DuckDB Tutorial For Beginners MotherDuck Google Big Query Contact Jordan LinkedIn: jordantigani Twitter: @jrdntgn SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Photo CreditSpecial Guest: Jordan Tigani.

This week we discuss regulators slowing Broadcom’s acquisition of VMware, Nutanix’s delayed earnings, GitHub's origins, Tech Stocks and staplers at Google. Plus, some thoughts on GM and Apple CarPlay. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 409 Runner-up Titles Why not Linux? I remain skeptical Let’s complain about some software Think of the listeners Going to need a bigger Post-it Note We’ve baked too many muffins on a Monday 88.1 on your dial Rundown Everybody hates GM’s decision to kill Apple CarPlay and Android Auto for its EVs GM is cutting off access to Apple CarPlay and Android Auto for its future EVs CMA to probe Broadcom and VMware merger more deeply Nutanix CIO Exits Amid Software Misuse Probe Origins of GitHub Biz Model Tom Preston-Werner interview on Kubelist After layoffs, tech stocks boom Google letting people leave Google to cut down on employee laptops, services and staplers for 'multi-year' savings Twitter's Recommendation Algorithm "author_is_elon" Relevant to your Interests Pause Giant AI Experiments: An Open Letter - Future of Life Institute Exclusive: Google says Microsoft cloud practices are anti-competitive Microsoft’s Bing chatbot is getting more ads Italy orders ChatGPT blocked citing data protection concerns State of startup compensation, H2 2022 Source code for Twitter's Recommendation Algorithm The Open Letter on AI Doesn't Go Far Enough Ex-Grubhub Driver Wins $65 in 8-Year-Fight to Be Called Employee Saudi Arabia Is Investing $38 Billion to Become a Video-Game Hub Former Start-up Founder Charged by Prosecutors for Defrauding JPMorgan Chase Amazon announced eliminating another 9,000 roles Nonsense The last O'REILLY book 3 Pieces of Military Tech From "The Mandalorian" That We're Already Working on Conferences KubeCon EU Amsterdam, April 18-21 - Matt & Cote will be there DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 DevOpsDays Austin 2023, May 4-5 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Let's build GPT: from scratch, in code, spelled out The Evolution of SaaS Business Models (Brandon co-hosts The Cloudcast) Matt: Bernie Worrell: Elevation (The Upper Air) Photo Credits Header Artwork

This week we discuss Docker’s reversal, Amazon's return to office, Apple’s headset, the state of the Metaverse and the rise of LLMs. Plus, Matt shares his sleep study experience and an after-show about Hawaii. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 408 Runner-up Titles Tyranny of 16x9 College Sports of Mastodon Sleep Study NPS survey at the end Dependent on Goodwill This is best for the customer Worlds greatest employer Apple, we were counting on you Mechanized Mansplaining Rundown We're no longer sunsetting the Free Team plan Amazon’s head of HR rejects employees’ return-to-office petition (Insider) At Apple, Rare Dissent Over a New Product: Interactive Goggles Disney reportedly eliminates metaverse division in first round of layoffs Cheating is All You Need Relevant to your Interests Introducing World ID and SDK You Broke Reddit: The Pi-Day Outage De-cloud and de-k8s — bringing our apps back home Venture Firms And Startups Are Returning To Government-Backed SVB In Droves OpenStack starts wrapping around the alphabet to name it's latest release. 51 Tips For Surviving in a BIG Company New York Times touts continued Wordle success SVB Capital Owned Pieces Of Top VC Firms. With A Sale Ongoing, Their Future Is In Flux. First Citizens agrees to buy Silicon Valley Bank Databricks pushes open-source chatbot as cheaper ChatGPT alternative Let's Get To The News #11: 11 O'Clock Tick Tock Rackspace cutting workforce in response to downturn. Amid string of losses, its stock has plummeted. Microsoft is testing a redesigned Windows 11 audio mixer Twilio's IoT business unit to be acquired by KORE to build first 'IoT Hyperscaler' Apple Releases iOS and iPadOS 16.4 with New Emoji, Notifications for Web Apps on the Home Screen, Voice Isolation for Cellular Calls, New Shortcuts Actions, and More The Bank Regulators Are Disappointed ChatGPT plugins AI changes the software-making game Google Distributed Cloud Hosted is GA | Google Cloud Blog Alibaba to split into 6 units and explore IPOs; shares up 14% in the U.S. Elon Musk: Only paid subscribers will get recommended in Twitter 'For You' feed Zoom is adding new features to compete with Slack, Calendly, Google and Microsoft How Siri, Alexa and Google Assistant Lost the A.I. Race Nonsense Beaver fossil named after Buc-ee's The Ultimate Texas Brand Bracket Crowns Its Champion — Texas Monthly After Show Coté’s interview with Barton Conferences KubeCon EU Amsterdam, April 18-21 - Matt & Cote will be there DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 DevOpsDays Austin 2023, May 4-5 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Duo Lingo Matt: Hardcore History Addendum: Rick Rubin/Dan Carlin Conversation Kubernetes Cloud Cost Monitoring with OpenCost & Optimization Strategies Photo Credits Header Artwork Special Guest: Barton George.

This week we discuss Docker’s Business Model, the Stack Overflow’s Sentiment Survey and ChatGPT use cases. Plus, some predictions about VR/AR headsets. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 406 Runner-up Titles Free isn’t good enough I’m not that disconnected It’s a presentation with yourself We still hate this Open Source Continuity Founder Magic Syntactic Sugar How cool do you feel, Tim Cook? Rundown Docker is deleting Open Source organisations - what you need to know Docker’s bad week After the buzz fades: What our data tells us about emerging technology sentiment Best printer 2023: just buy this Brother laser printer everyone has, it’s fine The ‘Enshittification’ of TikTok Google has discontinued the Glass Enterprise Edition Meta's metaverse is on the back burner Who Is Still Inside the Metaverse? Meta announces big price cuts for its VR headsets Mark Gurman details Apple's Reality Pro headset Relevant to your Interests 4K Blu-Rays Vs. 4K Streaming: Which Is the Best Way to Enjoy Movies? Tweetbot and Twitterrific Face the Cliff Salesforce shares jump 16% on better-than-expected forecast Lilly Cuts Insulin Prices by 70% and Caps Patient Insulin Out-of-Pocket Costs at $35 Per Month | Eli Lilly and Company Adrian Cockcroft on LinkedIn: Amazon denies claims hiring freeze is slowing AWS sustainability work NPM repository flooded with 15,000 phishing packages Introducing Service Weaver A Basic iPhone Feature Helps Criminals Steal Your Entire Digital Life Ford announces it hired 550 former Argo devs Amazon says it is pausing construction at HQ2 in Arlington National Cybersecurity Strategy Richard Seroter’s take on Web Assembly VMware’s SaaS Sales Surge As Broadcom Deal Nears Technology Chiefs Seek Help Wrangling Cloud Costs (The Wall Street Journal) Top Apple Supplier Foxconn Plans Major India Expansion Zoom boss Greg Tomb fired ‘without cause’ A cloud migration in wartime Apple’s VP of Cloud Engineering Michael Abbott Reportedly Leaving Company in April ARM vs Intel on Amazon’s cloud: A URL Parsing Benchmark Microsoft brings an AI-powered Copilot to its business app suite NO_SSH_JJ talking about 1Password Alphabet headcount on Google Cloud How a single engineer brought down Twitter on Monday Kubernetes as a platform vs. Kubernetes as an API | Amazon Web Services Atlassian to Eliminate 500 Jobs in Latest Software Cutbacks Even Slack has a ChatGPT app now The Pursuit of Shareholder Value: Cisco’s Transformation from Innovation to Financialization Google I/O 2023 takes place on May 10th in front of a 'limited' in-person audience Datadog’s software is down — and so is its stock Southwest lands on AWS as preferred cloud for modernization push Microsoft says Bing has crossed 100 million daily active users | Engadget SCOOP: Stripe Is Raising $6 Billion to Resolve Taxes & Expiring Employee Shares, Delaying Public Listing After Stadia, Google's new gaming roadmap GM offers buyouts to 'majority' of U.S. salaried workers Meta is building a decentralized, text-based social network VMware turns to containerization to improve virtual apps Exclusive: Meta mulls a Twitter competitor codenamed ‘P92’ that will be interoperable with Mastodon Oracle shares sink nearly 5% after third-quarter revenue miss How Ahrefs Saved US$400M in 3 Years by NOT Going to the Cloud U.S. government steps in and says people with funds deposited at SVB will be able to access their money Joint Statement by the Department of the Treasury, Federal Reserve, and FDIC GitLab loses one-third of its value after software company issues weak revenue forecast Hashi Stack To Break $1 Billion, With Profits, In Two Years Gowalla returns to see if location-based networking is ready for its mainstream moment Amazon's New Home Internet Service Announces New Details | Cord Cutters News Grammarly's New AI Tool Can Do More Than Check Your Spelling Google Cloud gives developers access to its foundation models The inside story on Mountpoint for Amazon S3, a high-performance open source file client Meta to Lay Off Another 10,000 Workers Zed raises $10M for a code editor built for collaboration Apple is reportedly experimenting with language-generating AI Twitch CEO Emmett Shear is stepping down The Four Domains of Wasm Navigating SVB's new era Hewlett Packard Enterprise to acquire OpsRamp, advancing hybrid cloud leadership and expanding HPE GreenLake into IT Operations Management Proximus and Google Cloud to Deliver Sovereign Cloud Services in Belgium and Luxembourg Netflix plans 40 more game releases in 2023 Dragonfly - Dragonfly Is Production Ready (and we raised $21m) HPE picks up OpsRamp for Greenlake multi-cloud AIOps Nutanix To Miss SEC Deadline Amid Internal Software Probe Nutanix's latest bumper financials overshadowed by 3rd party evaluation software probe – Blocks and Files AWS Cost Leaderboard GitHub releases blueprint for budding open source program offices Introducing GPT-4 in Azure OpenAI Service Cloud Re

John Willis joins Matt and Coté for a discussion in this episode. We discuss John's upcoming book on Deming; the progress of automating audit, security; and compliance with DevOps-think, and then the general state of DevOps and platform engineering. There's Q&A from the live-audience at the end as well. Thanks to SCaLE 20x for taking the time to set this up for us and offering to do so. Both it and DevOpsDays LA were a great conferences, as we discuss in the episode. Links: Deming’s Journey to Profound Knowledge - John's upcoming book, co-authored by Derek Lews - "How Deming Helped Win a War, Altered the Face of Industry, and Holds the Key to Our Future." It'll be out in August, 2023. Pre-order here. Investments Unlimited: A Novel About DevOps, Security, Audit Compliance, and Thriving in the Digital Age - A Novel about DevOps, Security, Audit Compliance, and Thriving in the Digital Age. SCaLE 20x. DevOpsDays LA. Special Guest: John Willis.

Matt interviews Peter Pouliot from Ampere. They discuss Peter’s experience with working on OpenStack for Microsoft, developer relations in his latest role at Ampere, and how to strategically choose your conference parties to attend. Links: Ampere Altra Developer Platform Linux on Microsoft Dev Kit 2023 Ampere Developer Program Contact Peter: LinkedIn SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Photo Credits Header Special Guest: Peter Pouliot.

Brandon interviews Sargun Kaur , Co-Founder and CEO of Byteboard. They discuss the challenges and frustrations with technical interviews and how Byteboard has redesigned the coding test. Plus, Sargun offers tips for job seekers and shares her experience going from software engineer to startup CEO. Show Links: Byteboard Contact Sargun LinkedIn Twitter: @justsargs SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Photo CreditSpecial Guest: Sargun Kaur.

Everything about this is wrong This week we discuss the digital transformation of paid TV, the struggle to modernize the IRS and DHH’s MRSK project. Plus, Matt is Factorio famous… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 403 Runner-up Titles Forbidden Everything needs cables Got to be Grammarly I’ve got a lot of hills to die on A hatred for their customers They wanted to hate your corpse Except for The Wu-Tang Saga You’ve abandoned the ship No, no, we need to spy on you You are gaslighting what your selling I wouldn’t touch this Full of chef kiss quotes Rundown What the NBA Can Learn From Formula 1 IRS tech is so ‘archaic’ the agency struggles to find people to work it Screaming in the Cloud #357: Stepping Onto the AWS Commerce Platform with James Greenfield US Digital Service Individual Master File Introducing MRSK mrsked/mrsk Justin Garrison @rothgar’s take Relevant to your Interests After Fraud Charges Against Slync’s Ex-CEO, Goldman Sachs Doubles Down With $24 Million Investment ChatGPT-style search represents a 10x cost increase for Google, Microsoft Why everyone’s talking about Section 230 - The Hustle Reveal Survey Report: Top Software Development Challenges For 2023 Microsoft previews cost-efficient Azure VMs DOJ Preps Antitrust Suit to Block Adobe’s $20 Billion Figma Deal Oracle Cloud Made All The Right Moves In 2022 - Moor Insights & Strategy DoJ to block Adobe purchase of Figma on competition concerns Your jailbroken ChatGPT might violate OpenAI’s safety guidelines when role-playing as ‘DAN’ Is WebAssembly Really the Future? Elon Musk says remaining Twitter employees will receive ‘very significant’ stock awards on March 24th Salesforce weighing up more job cuts to hit margin goal Alphabet Needs to Replace Sundar Pichai LastPass Reveals Second Attack Resulting in Breach of Encrypted Password Vaults Stack Overflow Stats Nonsense Twitter had 88,188 channel but they don’t have THE THREAD. Sponsors The MacGeekGab.com Podcast provides tips, Cool Stuff Found, and answers to your questions about anything and everything Apple. Subscribe now! Conferences Southern California Linux Expo, Los Angeles, March 9-12, 2023 Matt & Cote! Use Discount Code: DEVOP Coté and Matt arranging a live recording. PyTexas 2023, Austin, TX April 1 - 2, 2023 KubeCon EU Amsterdam, April 18-21 - Matt & Cote will be there DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 DevOpsDays Austin 2023, May 4-5 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Drive to Survive Season 5 Matt Factorio Story Missions Recent podcast appearances Software Engineering Daily The Cloudcast Open Observability Talks Photo Credits Header CoverArt

This week we take a critical look at DHH’s plan to move HEY! out of the cloud and the 5 values driving the decision. Plus, some thoughts on residential fiber… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 402 Runner-up Titles Cycled the Power The Principles are Amazing The neighbors prefer a MRI machine to my dog Does this mean the public cloud is over? Where was the Oracle rep? We fear change SaaS for me, not for you The author of this text does not like Amazon Adventure-driven development You’ve got great a manifesto Intolerable! Cory Doctorow amped up Rundown We stand to save $7m over five years from our cloud exit Five values guiding our cloud exit Basecamp CTO: $600k of servers will save $7 million Two racks. My friends, a thread from Adam Jacob Relevant to your Interests Microsoft Limits Bing AI Chats to 5 Replies to Keep Conversations Normal Update from Andy Jassy on Amazon's return to office plans Amazon employees push CEO Andy Jassy to drop return-to-office mandate An update on two-factor authentication using SMS on Twitter The SSO Wall of Shame Twitter spent $60 M on SMS? Predicting Resource Cost Before Deployment Oakland Declares State of Emergency Due to Ransomware Attack US Border Patrol Is Finally Able to Check E-Passport Data GitHub Copilot update stops AI model from revealing secrets Twilio Announces Fourth Quarter and Full Year 2022 Results Big 1Password update for iOS and Mac brings over 100 improvements and changes Is the 'exodus' over? Here's how Twitter alternatives have fared since Elon Musk's acquisition Most Londoners would quit before they give up WFH YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki says she's stepping down Forget Milk and Eggs: Supermarkets Are Having a Fire Sale on Data About You – The Markup Microsoft to support Windows 11 on Apple M1 and M2 Macs through Parallels partnership Digital Ocean Earnings Karan B. on LinkedIn: Uber Selects Oracle Cloud Infrastructure Salesforce yields to activist pressure with harsh new policies for engineers, salespeople ByteDance's Slack-like tool generated $100M in 2022 Burton Snowboards cancels online orders after 'cyber incident' Open-source is broken: the sad story of Denis Pushkarev (core-js) Pixelfed - Decentralized social media VMware, Broadcom extend deadline for acquisition How websites can still easily track you in incognito mode Meta Verified YouTube As Infinite File Storage Biden won’t save the Apple Watch from potential ban Apple TV+ growth has 'flat-lined' as users say service lacks value: UBS Gartner: Oracle targets users on Java compliance Software is a hell of a drug KKR-Backed BMC Plans IPO Valuing It at Up to $15 Billion Nonsense We Tested Tiny11 for Arm on a Raspberry Pi NBA Commissioner Adam Silver unveils streaming experience of the future via the NBA App! United Airlines Eases Family Seating After Call to Cut Fees Listener Feedback Thanks to Christopher for sending the article on Mastodon: We tried to run a social media site and it was awful Sponsor The New Stack — Subscribe to The New Stack Makers Podcast. Conferences Southern California Linux Expo, Los Angeles, March 9-12, 2023 Matt & Cote! Use Discount Code: DEVOP or SPEAK (50% off) Coté and Matt arranging a live recording. PyTexas 2023, Austin, TX April 1 - 2, 2023 KubeCon EU Amsterdam, April 18-21 DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 DevOpsDays Austin 2023, May 4-5 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Demon Copperhead Matt: Fabulous Secret Powers Peep Show Coté: Vermeer exhibit at the Rijksmuseum. Photo Credits CoverArt

This week we discuss Ubisoft’s woes, the quest for a better Developer Experience, Sumo Logic going private and IBM acquiring StepZen. Plus, some thoughts on grocery stores… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 401 Runner-up Titles Going Hardcore Sleeping under the desk The Cause of Everything Bad on the Internet Rundown Amazon plans to eventually 'go big' on physical grocery stores Mi Tienda Ready to Cook Flour Tortillas Ubisoft botched a ‘Division 2’ fix so badly it broke its ability to update the game God Did the World a Favor by Destroying Twitter The Twitpocalypse may have begun today What if Infrastructure as Code never existed - Adam Jacob Platform Engineering Teams Done Right… These new platforms will be great as long as we pay attention to application developers IBM acquires GraphQL startup StepZen to step up its game in API management Sumo Logic to be Acquired by Francisco Partners for $1.7 Billion Google shares drop $100 billion after its new AI chatbot makes a mistake The maze is in the mouse Relevant to your Interests Amazon CEO Andy Jassy Speaks: 'Lot of Growth in Front of AWS' The Morning After: Netflix’s password-sharing crackdown begins AI Homework Cloudflare wants to help you set up your own Mastodon server in ‘minutes’ Adam Neumann finally explains what Flow does. "The New Gatekeepers" A tech CEO spent almost $600,000 on a Super Bowl ad to warn America about Tesla’s self-driving technology AWS slammed for PostgreSQL DBaaS migration downtime Can this man turn Amazon around? A note from Twilio CEO Jeff Lawson An announcement from GitLab CEO Sid Sijbrandij Nonsense De-Aging #HarrisonFord #JarkanVFX #indianajones #Deepfake #deepfaketechnology #fyp #foryoupage #foryou Sponsor The New Stack — Subscribe to The New Stack Makers Podcast. Conferences Southern California Linux Expo, Los Angeles, March 9-12, 2023 Matt & Cote! Use Discount Code: DEVOP Coté and Matt arranging a live recording. PyTexas 2023, Austin, TX April 1 - 2, 2023 KubeCon EU Amsterdam, April 18-21 DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 DevOpsDays Austin 2023, May 4-5 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: The Last of Us Matt: Sennheiser Pro Audio HD 25 Special Edition SOULWIT Cooling Gel Ear Pads Photo Credits Header CoverArt

This week we discuss Cloud Earnings, ChatGPT Prompts and the OpenTelemetry controversy. Plus, thoughts on refrigerating eggs… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 400 Runner-up Titles You don’t want to toy with food poisoning Do you put all your eggs in one basket? The answer to this and every question is ChatGPT This is just Bing Bullshit as a Service It doesn’t matter if it’s right, it’s fine Bad dog The answer to every question is ChatGPT Linux under the desktop Rundown Why Does the U.S. Refrigerate Eggs When Much of the World Doesn’t? Earnings and Outlook Cloud Giants Update Red Hat OpenShift making money Gartner: Overall IT Spend Has Slowed. But Software? That’s Still Growing. Cloud Earnings The Big Tech Rebound Is Underway Cloud leaders Amazon, Google and Microsoft show the once-booming market is cooling down The Four Horsemen of the Tech Recession Microsoft offers lackluster guidance, says new business growth slowed in December FY23 Q2 - Press Releases - Investor Relations - Microsoft The On-Premises Empire Strikes Back At AWS A.I. OpenAI has hired an army of contractors to make basic coding obsolete Google has developed a music-making AI bot Why does ChatGPT constantly lie? Who will compete with ChatGPT? Meet the contenders OpenAI API Infrastructure-as-Code Generator Code-generating platform Magic challenges GitHub's Copilot with $23M in VC backing Microsoft to Invest $10 Billion in OpenAI, the Creator of ChatGPT Google Calls In Help From Larry Page and Sergey Brin for A.I. Fight Claims Datadog asked developer to kill open source data tool Everybody Gets Fired Eventually (The Cloudcast Podcast) This FTX Slide has been nominated as Slide of the Year Relevant to your Interests Slicing Cash Flows for Better Ratings Twitter Manager: Daily Revenue Has Dropped 40%, 500 Top Advertisers Have Left $NOW CEO Bill McDermott on 2023 IT Spend Amazon to Wind Down Charity-Donation Program AmazonSmile HPE and Oracle Solaris suit ends with hushed settlement Cloud growth slowing as customers get a dose of cost reality How We Learned to Be Lonely Kevin Kelly: The Case for Optimism Activist investor Elliott sets its sights on Salesforce AWS expanding site of infamously flaky US-EAST-1 region Amazon-Stripe partnership accelerates ecommerce and streamlines online payments Undo — Chartr: Data Storytelling VMware 2023 Predictions: Platform Engineering Improves Developer Experience, Tech Layoffs Solve Enterprise Talent Gaps LastPass owner GoTo says hackers stole customers' backups Subject: Focusing on our short- and long-term opportunity - The Official Microsoft Blog Slack's second chance Internal Developer Portal: What It Is and Why You Need One Microsoft Outlook and Teams down for thousands around world U.S. Accuses Google of Abusing Monopoly in Ad Technology Microsoft set to face EU antitrust probe over video calls Replacing a SQL analyst with 26 recursive GPT prompts | Patterns Defying logic, Apple announces 2nd-gen HomePod for $299 ADS-B Exchange Sells Up, Contributors Unhappy Confluent : Message to Confluent Employees from Jay Kreps - Form 8-K FBI shuts down ransomware gang that targeted schools and hospitals Reduce Kubernetes spend with these 10 Kubecost alternatives | TechTarget The ‘Enshittification’ of TikTok Why Corporate America Still Runs on Ancient Software That Breaks - Odd Lots Why are so many tech companies laying people off right now? Salesforce Announces Appointment of Three New Independent Directors 1Password announces multiple improvements coming soon to its iOS app Identity management platform Saviynt secures $205M in debt, appoints new CEO Artifact GitHub says hackers cloned code-signing certificates in breached repository Introducing Hermes, An Open Source Document Management System Introducing Helios, HashiCorp’s New Design System Kubernetes is great, but it’s been a 7 year distraction Former Ubiquiti dev pleads guilty to trying to extort his employer Charted: Hardest hit in tech layoffs Silicon Valley needs to stop laying off workers and start firing CEOs Visa vs. AMEX Musk’s Twitter Has Just 180,000 U.S. Subscribers, Two Months After Launch Coté ponders IBM what-if in AI Appliance makers sad that 50% of customers won’t connect smart appliances Broadcom’s VMware battle plan is to challenge hyperscalers PagerDuty Layoffs Affect 7 Percent Of Workforce Meta Pressures Average-Rated Employees to Up Their Game Spotify to Shed 6% of Its Work Force in Latest Round of Tech Layoffs The Job Market for Remote Workers Is Shrinking Big Tech Is Really Bad at Firing People Zoom layoffs impact 15% of staff The Newer Geography of Jobs Nonsense Missing radioactive capsule found in Australia Boeing delivers its final 747 jet today, ending a run of more than 50 years King Charles will not appear on new Australia $5 note Donkey Kong cheating case rocked by photos of illicit joystick modification Sponsor The New Stack — Subscribe to The New Stack Makers Podcast. Conferences Southern California Linux Exp

This week Matt Ray is joined by Craig Box and they discuss living down under, Craig’s media future, and managing CNCF Sandbox projects developer relations. Be sure to subscribe to Craig’s Let’s Get To The News newsletter and follow him on Mastodon and Twitter(?) This interview was done on January 16th, 2023. Runner-up Titles You sound like an Australian The Mystery of the Cold Open D-list Celebrities The Americans are asleep All the swans belong to the Queen A summer Christmas is strange and weird and I don’t like it Rundown Global Entry, New Zealand-style Is there another podcast in the future? Learning by osmosis Developer advocacy at Google You’re not tall enough to ride this ride Joining ARMO Kubescape, the Kubernetes end-to-end security platform OpenCost and Kubescape, CNCF Sandbox Projects You’re already in my calendar ARMO monetization strategy All Blacks vs. Wallabies Who are these weird celebrities? The Harold Holt Memorial Swim Centre TweetBot insulated me from a lot of Twitter Conferences Coté speaking at cfgmgmtcamp, Feb 6th to 8th, Ghent. State of Open Con 2023, London, UK, February 7th-8th 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 Southern California Linux Expo, Los Angeles, March 9-12, 2023 Matt & Coté! Use Discount Code: DEVOP DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Special Guest: Craig Box.

This week Brandon is joined by JJ Asghar and they discuss the rise Mastodon, Netflix’s Strategy and DevOpsDays CFP ideas. Plus, some thoughts on tipping… Rundown Tipping How Much You Should Tip Across The World, Mapped Tipping Is Weird Now Mastodon The unofficial SDT Mastodon Server: hachyderm.io Follow SDT on Mastodon Tapbots launches a new Mastodon client, Ivory, after Twitter kills its Tweetbot app The Iconfactory Co-Founder Gedeon Maheux Talks Accessibility On Twitter, ‘The Blow’ Of Losing Twitterrific In New Interview ‘Slow-Moving Hurricane’, With Craig Hockenberry Mastodon in two files Netflix Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters Are Now Co-CEOs of Netflix, The Netflix Tech Blog What we want to see at DevOpsDays DevOpsDays Austin 2023 Nonsense ‘Tron 3’ on Track at Disney With Jared Leto and ‘Maleficent 2’ Director Joachim Rønning It's been 230 years since pirates stopped metric in the US Airlines squeeze rewards programs Salesforce, but for dating Conferences CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 Coté speaking at cfgmgmtcamp, Feb 6th to 8th, Ghent State of Open Con 2023, London, UK, February 7th-8th 2023 Southern California Linux Expo, Los Angeles, March 9-12, 2023 Matt & Cote! Use Discount Code: DEVOP DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 DevOpsDays Austin 2023, May 4-5 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: The Psychology of Money: Timeless Lessons on Wealth, Greed, and Happiness Ideas That Changed My Life Follow Brandon on Mastodon JJ: For All Mankind Follow JJ on Mastodon Photo Credits Header CoverArt Special Guest: JJ Asghar.

This week we discuss DHH’s quest to cut HEY’s cloud costs, Chick-fil-A’s use of Kubernetes and some hot takes on Unlimited PTO. Plus, thoughts on champagne…. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 397 Runner-up Titles I want to vest Call the middle I just didn’t have money XLT, that’s not a thing Yeah, I’m down for whatever Coté’s Culture Corner. Brandon’s Halo Hatrack. Unlimited unpaid time off - let’s just call it “untracked PTO.” If you have unlimited PTO, you can’t have quiet quitting. YOLO workers’ rights Rundown DHH from 37signals shows the numbers Our cloud spend in 2022 - highlighted from Coté’s newsletter They're rebuilding the Death Star of complexity Work Life Microsoft employees are getting unlimited time off (those that are left) Corey’s Take Relevant to your Interests CNCF Accepts Kubescape as Inaugural Open Source Security Scanner SailPoint acquires identity solutions startup SecZetta Apple Is Working on Adding Touch Screens to Macs in Major Turnabout Google Cloud’s Top U.S. Sales Execs Depart in Shakeup as Profits Remain Elusive Twitter rival 'T2' raises its first outside funding, $1.1M from a group of high-profile angels Microsoft Bets Big on the Creator of ChatGPT in Race to Dominate A.I. State of the Twitterverse • The Breakroom The Great Podcasting Market Correction Stripe clawed back pension contributions after staff cuts Every Chick-fil-A restaurant is running Kubernetes National Instruments Rises as Much as 19% on Plan to Explore Sale FAA says computer failure that grounded thousands of flights was caused by 2 contractors who introduced data errors into NOTAM system The Airline Industry Meltdown Proves The Business Case For Digital Employee Experience Forrester study finds 228 percent ROI when modernizing applications on Azure PaaS Chuck E. Cheese still uses floppy disks in 2023, but not for long U.S. embraces Ukraine's e-governance app with Ukraine.ua Twitter Intentionally Ends Third-Party App Developer Access to Its APIs The Shit Show • furbo.org Extremely Hardcore Nonsense Ring is releasing a new flying home cam to patrol your house Every Cloud Architecture Museum of Obsolete Media Conferences SpringOne, Jan 24–26. Watch party in Amsterdam (Jan 25th, 4:30pm), elsewhere. CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 Coté speaking at cfgmgmtcamp, Feb 6th to 8th, Ghent State of Open Con 2023, London, UK, February 7th-8th 2023 Southern California Linux Expo, Los Angeles, March 9-12, 2023 Matt & Cote! Use Discount Code: DEVOP DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Atomic Habits with Atomic Habits Resources Also mentioned: What Alcohol Does to Your Body, Brain & Health Matt: State of the World 2023 Coté: The Seven Moons of Maali Almeida. Photo Credits Header CoverArt

This week we discuss digital transformation at Southwest and Delta Airlines, Shopify cancels all meetings, Salesforce’s M&A strategy, and A.I. is everywhere. Plus, thoughts on bike lanes… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 396 Runner-up Titles Work trying to get on my personal calendar Traveling with an infant =BLACKSWAN(A1:G453) Socks in a Costco Can’t do the business case on savings until you loose it. Pay transparency for you, not me We don’t pay for things on the Internet Semper Nimbus Privatus Rundown Dutch residents are the most physically active on earth, Digital Transformation Travel Edition Delta plans to offer free Wi-Fi starting Feb. 1 The Southwest Airlines Meltdown Southwest’s Meltdown Could Cost It Up to $825 Million Southwest pilots union writes scathing letter to airline executives after holiday travel fiasco Southwest makes frequent flyer miles offer while lots of luggage remains in limbo Point of Sale: Scan and Pay Work Life Shopify Tells Employees to Just Say No to Meetings Netflix Revokes Some Staff’s Access to Other People’s Salary Information U.S. Moves to Bar Noncompete Agreements in Labor Contracts Gartner HR expert: Quiet hiring will dominate U.S. workplaces in 2023 Netflix revokes some staff’s access to other people’s salary information SFDC Salesforce: There's no more Slack left to cut Salesforce to Lay Off 10 Percent of Staff and Cut Office Space After layoffs, Salesforce CEO still blasts worker productivity AI is everywhere Google execs warn company's reputation could suffer if it moves too fast on AI-chat technology Microsoft and OpenAI Working on ChatGPT-Powered Bing in Challenge to Google Microsoft eyes $10 billion bet on ChatGPT Wolfram|Alpha as the Way to Bring Computational Knowledge Superpowers to ChatGPT Relevant to your Interests 2023 Bum Steer of the Year: Austin Twitter’s Rivals Try to Capitalize on Musk-Induced Chaos On Organizational Structures and the Developer Experience KubeCon + CloudNativeCon North America 2022 Transparency Report | Cloud Native Computing Foundation Inside the chaos at Washington’s most connected military tech startup Elon Musk Starts Week As World’s Second Richest Person 10 Tesla Investors Lose $132.5 Billion From Musk's Twitter Fiasco Rackspace's ransomware messaging dilemma Heads-Up: Amazon S3 Security Changes Are Coming in April of 2023 A MultiCloud Rant Great visualization of the revenue breakdown of the 4 largest tech companies. AG Paxton’s Google Suit Makes the Perfect the Enemy of the Good AWS simplifies Simple Storage Service to prevent data leaks Creating the ultimate smart map with new map data initiative launched by Linux Foundation Spotify's grand plan to monetize developers via its open source Backstage project VMware offers subs for server consolidation vSphere cut Senior execs to leave VMware before acquisition by Broadcom China Bans Exports of Loongson CPUs to Russia, Other Countries: Report Dropbox buys form management platform FormSwift for $95M in cash Sweep, a no-code config tool for Salesforce software, raises $28M Twitter Aided the Pentagon in its Covert Online Propaganda Campaign Okta's source code stolen after GitHub repositories hacked Workday appoints VMware veteran as co-CEO Top Paying Tools Winging It: Inside Amazon’s Quest to Seize the Skies CIS Benchmark Framework Scanning Tools Comparison MSG defends using facial recognition to kick lawyer out of Rockettes show OpenAI releases Point-E, an AI that generates 3D models No, You Haven’t Won a Yeti Cooler From Dick’s Sporting Goods The Lastpass hack was worse than the company first reported IRS delays tax reporting change for 1099-K on Venmo, Paypal business payments Cyber attacks set to become ‘uninsurable’, says Zurich chief Google Employees Brace for a Cost-Cutting Drive as Anxiety Mounts IBM beat all its large-cap tech peers in 2022 as investors shunned growth for safety Europe Taps Tech’s Power-Hungry Data Centers to Heat Homes List of defunct social networking services 2023 Predictions | No Mercy / No Malice Twitter rival Mastodon rejects funding to preserve nonprofit status TSMC Starts Next-Gen Mass Production as World Fights Over Chips Microsoft and FTC pre-trial hearing set for January 3rd The infrastructure behind ATMs Apple is increasing battery replacement service charges for out-of-warranty devices Snowflake's business and how the weakening economy is impacting cloud vendors Shift Happens: A book about keyboards Amazon to cut 18,000 jobs CircleCI security alert: Rotate any secrets stored in CircleCI Video game workers form Microsoft’s first U.S. labor union World's Premier Investors Line Up to Partner with Netskope as the SASE Security and Networking Platform of Choice omg.lol - A lovable web page and email address, just for you Alphabet led a $100 million funding of Chronosphere, a startup that helps companies monitor and cut cloud bills. Confluent expands Kafka Streams capabilities, acquires Apache Flink vendo

This week Brandon is joined by Brian Gracely cohost of the The Cloudcast and they discuss starting a podcast. They cover the Who, What, Why and How of launching a podcast and recommend podcast recording gear, editing software and hosting services. Rundown The Cloudcast and SDT origin stories Who should start a podcast? Why you should or should not start a podcast? What should your podcast be about? Podcast gear, software and hosting Links Record Podcasts with Audio Hijack SDT Podcast Gear Recommendations Cloudcast Podcast Suggestions Cloudcast Sample Podcast Show Notes Podcasting 101 via Buzzsprout Podcasting Microphones Voice over Marketplace Royalty Free Music Purchase Music Site Subscribe to The Cloudcast Follow @bgracely and @thecloudcast on Twitter SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Photo Credits Header CoverArt Special Guest: Brian Gracely.

This week we revisit the major cloud news and tech trends of 2022. Topics include: hyperscaler growth, remote work, missed opportunities and what were watching in 2023. Plus, we buy or sell: Serverless, Blockchain, Crypto, Twitter and Cloud Repatriation/FinOps. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 394 Runner-up Titles Software Defined Talk is Going Hardcore The Old Dr. Skateboard What a World The Pile-On Lifestyle A little more in booth directions Cloud Bucket We’ve done all the stuff Predictions and Hopes and Dreams Working from home is over like COVID is over It fell down the Chasm of Nonsense Bring in the Big Monkeys Rundown What were the major Cloud/Hyperscaler stories? Has the economic downturn killed WFH? and Remote Work Buy or Sell: Serverless, Blockchain, Crypto, Twitter, Cloud Repatriation What are we watching this year? What were the biggest missed opportunities? Best Digital Transformation Success of 2023 Conferences THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule, Round Rock, TX Jan 15th-18th Use code SDT for 5% off State of Open Con 2023, London, UK, February 7th-8th 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Echo 3 Matt: Triple Trail Challenge 2023 Coté: Apple’s new app, Freeform - a little beta-ish (typical Apple 1.0), but worth checking out. Photo Credits Header CoverArt

Ten years ago Dell launched the developer laptop, shipping a Linux desktop of their best gear. In this episode, Coté talks with Barton George who's lead the project about Project Sputnik, lessons learned about innovating in large companies, and compressed air can sponsorships. Links mentioned: Check out Barton's overview of the most recent Dell XPS 13 Plus developer edition, and the laptop itself and other Linux on Dell machine. Also, Barton mentions the new Dell Developer site, which you can see here. Dell Linux Workstations, Laptops, and Desktops - In addition to XPS 13 and Precision developer systems, this also features the Linux-enabled Latitude and Optiplex lines. Latitude and Optiplex are part of the broader Dell Linux portfolio which is made up of over 100 systems. Dell's Sputnik - Git what you want, 2021. Project Sputnik --_ Cote interviews Barton_, May 7, 2012. Sputnik Developer Laptop Overview (Barton George), July 19, 2012. Barton George interviewed at OSCON 2012, July 19, 2012 “Precise Pangolin” - was code name for Ubuntu 12.04 LTS (which the first XPS 13 developer edition launched with) Names of months This interview was done on December 12th, 2022.Special Guest: Barton George.

This week we discuss the Pentagon’s new C loud Contract, Day 2 at Amazon and Nutanix acquisition rumors. Plus, some thoughts on kids and headphones… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 392 Runner-up Titles We’re always recording, Coté, we’re not always streaming. I live the middle. Best 10 microphones to put in a drawer and never use. The lanyard is a child-management platform “That’s great, Brandon…” Finally DNS does something good Amazon is a dog now But then what? N equals me Rundown Google, Oracle, Amazon, and Microsoft awarded $9 billion Pentagon cloud deals Amazon CEO, Putting Stamp on Company, Promotes Four Executives Amazon's heroic phase is over A Faster Horse Layoffs, buyouts, and rescinded offers: Amazon’s status as a top tech employer Report: HPE has expressed interest in acquiring Nutanix Nutanix CEO Rajiv Ramaswami Talks Broadcom, VMware, And His Vision Relevant to your Interests What if failure is the plan? Tensions Grew at Salesforce Between Co-CEOs Benioff and Taylor Apple advances user security with powerful new data protections ChatGPT has crossed 1M+ users in just 5 days. A good discussion on ChatGPT from Benedict Evans OpenAI ChatGPT is now an AWS Certified Cloud Practitioner! Airtable, last valued at $11 billion for its no-code software, lays off over 250 Hello from GitHub’s new Chief Product Officer | The GitHub Blog As Carvana crashes hard, used car dealers — not buyers — stand to win big Amazon Wants to Kill the Barcode RIP Passwords? Passkey support rolls out to Chrome stable An Introduction to Event-Driven Architectures Broadcom braced for full EU probe into $61B VMware buyout AWS Events Ngrok, a service to help devs deploy sites, services and apps, raises $50M The death of Rackspace's ‘Fanatical Support’ News aggregator Flipboard to add user-generated "conversations" Snyk scores another $196M as valuation drops 12% to $7.4B Japan to Join US Effort to Tighten Chip Exports to China LSEG and Microsoft launch 10-year strategic partnership Oracle beats on top and bottom lines How Slack’s Marriage to Salesforce Crumbled Nonsense Dr Pepper Unveils Limited-Edition Bourbon Flavored Fansville Reserve Hertz Car-Rental Company to Pay $168 Million over False Arrests Conferences THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule, Round Rock, TX Jan 15th-18th Use code SDT for 5% off State of Open Con 2023, London, UK, February 7th-8th 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Wednesday **on Netflix AirPods case with AirTag Holder Matt: RIP Mike Leach Swing your Sword via Brandon Coté: Fishman’s Friend, which I should have some of in this episode. Substack. Curious George: A Very Monkey Christmas Movie. Photo Credits Header CoverArt

Brandon is joined by Anton Grishko, Chief Architect at ProfiSea Labs and they discuss DevOps adoption and the rise of FinOps. Plus, Anton offers practical tips on implementing FinOps and reducing your cloud spend. Show Links ProfiSea Labs Anton’s Blog Contact Anton LinkedIn Email: [email protected] Special Guest: Anton Grishko.

This week we discuss Werner’s AWS Keynote, Event-Based Architectures and the potential of ChatGPT. Plus, some thoughts on International Condiments. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 390 Runner-up Titles It’s never stopped us before. Ranch dressing divine/Before the Big Bang, it was/Eternal condiment Three kinds of mayonnaise An aspirational architectural pattern. There’s not a lot of architectural thought out there. I don’t have a computer science degree. Mid-Code It’s just a bunch of programming, how hard could it be? Is it a utopian Wall-E or not? Rundown AWS re:Invent 2022 - Keynote with Dr. Werner Vogels Amazon announces Eventbridge Pipes, a simpler way to connect events Design Patterns book ChatGPT: Optimizing Language Models for Dialogue ChatGPT will replace StackOverflow? Automating bullshit - OpenAI ChatGPT removes office worker toil Coté doesn’t need to write those survey analysis blogs anymore. Relevant to your Interests Elastic Earnings Snowflake Earnings IBM and Maersk Abandon Ship on TradeLens Logistics Blockchain OpenStack cloud sees explosive growth Amazon EC2 Instance Types - Amazon Web Services HYPR, the Leader in Phishing-Resistant MFA, Raises $25M Future is quietly shutting down Andreessen Horowitz's buzzy tech publication Future is shutting down AWS launches Application Composer, a low-code tool for building serverless apps No one seemed to see Bret Taylor stepping away from Salesforce (even Marc Benioff) Major password manager LastPass suffered a breach — again Here's everything AWS announced in its re:Invent data keynote Cloudflare hikes prices by a quarter Twitter lawsuit the only cheat sheet you need Google Plans to Lay Off 10,000 'Poor Performing' Employees. Why That's a Big Lie, According to Harvard Professor Broadcom again tries to quash VMware price rise rumors Rackspace email outage continues as migrations prove hard If Rowy has its way, if you can use Excel, you can build software Axiom launches its automated identity and access management platform The E-Mail Newsletter for the Mogul Set The EU hosted a 24-hour party in its $400,000 metaverse to appeal to young people, but pretty much no one showed up mIRC ended its lifetime license agreement with all who purchased its software 10 years out Security compliance and automation platform Drata nabs $200M at $2B valuation 9 insights on real world container use Bret Taylor to step down as Salesforce co-CEO Tableau Software CEO Mark Nelson steps down Confirmed: Slack CEO Stewart Butterfield stepping down in January Microsoft Teams adds free communities feature to take on Facebook and Discord Nonsense Advent of Code The difference between a snafu, a shitshow, and a clusterfuck Dangerously Advanced Git Conferences THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule, Round Rock, TX Jan 15th-18th Use code SDT for 5% off New State of Open Con 2023, London, UK, February 7th-8th 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 Listener Feedback Send “End of Year” listener questions to [email protected]. Tim recommends Stratechery (with Ben Thompson) | Acquired Podcast SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Large Mouse Pad Matt: Ze Frank’s True Facts: Tarantulas Sriracha History Coté: CleanShot X Photo Credits Header CoverArt

This week we recap the news from AWS re:Invent and discuss application vendors mandating use of specific Kubernetes distros. Plus, some thoughts on dog boarding… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 389 Runner-up Titles Everyone gets a Graviton Instance What a Boring re:Invent Part of our brand 17 Days in the Hole Under the Stars, Under the Sea Tighten it up Don’t make me pay for security Secure by default That’s a great message and I don’t believe it Works with Lambda Security, it keeps getting better? Rundown AWS re:Invent What’s New at AWS – Cloud Innovation & News - 2022 Archive Compute Amazon EC2 C7g instances – Compute –Amazon Web Services Announcing Amazon EC2 M6in, M6idn, R6in, and R6idn network optimized instances Announcing Amazon EC2 Hpc6id instances AWS Nitro Enclaves now supports Amazon EKS and Kubernetes Introducing Finch: An Open Source Client for Container Development New – Accelerate Your Lambda Functions with Lambda SnapStart Data Announcing Amazon Redshift integration for Apache Spark with Amazon EMR AWS announces Amazon Redshift integration for Apache Spark AWS announces Amazon Aurora zero-ETL integration with Amazon Redshift Serverless Open-Source Search Engine – Amazon OpenSearch Serverless Introducing AWS Glue 4.0 Security Introducing Amazon Security Lake (Preview) AWS co-announces release of the Open Cybersecurity Schema Framework (OCSF) Amazon GuardDuty now protects Amazon Elastic Kubernetes Service clusters Solutions AWS CEO: The cloud isn’t just about technology AWS Supply Chain AWS Clean Room Announcing AWS SimSpace Weaver Amazon Connect announces Contact Lens agent performance evaluation forms Introducing Amazon Omics Corey Quinn on re:Invent Ask SDT — “using a "supported platform" list to drive cross sales.” (SDT Slack) Relevant to your Interests SigmaOS raises $4 million to build a browser for productivity nerds The Distributed Computing Manifesto Unpacking Musk's "hardcore" marching orders Akeyless secures a cash infusion to help companies manage their passwords, certificates and keys Vista passes halfway mark to $20bn target for latest flagship 1Password Will Support Passkeys Starting in Early 2023 Passkeys: the future of authentication in 1Password 10,000 Google Employees Could Be Rated as Low Performers Resignations Roil Twitter as Elon Musk Tries Persuading Some Workers to Stay Hundreds of employees say no to being part of Elon Musk’s ‘extremely hardcore’ Twitter Security of Passkeys in the Google Password Manager With $8.6M in seed funding, Nx wants to take monorepos mainstream Facebook parent Meta winding down some non-core hardware projects OpenStack passes 40 million cores in production use A note from CEO Andy Jassy about role eliminations Twitter is Going Great Building Kubernetes Applications with Acorn Platforms at Kubecon 2022 Zoom's looming squeeze Sony’s VR headset-console integration could limit sales, but allow depth The State of Kubernetes {Open-Source} Security | ARMO Considerations when implementing developer portals in regulated enterprise environments Broadcom's proposed $61B VMware acquisition scrutinized by UK regulators 2023 may be the year of multicloud Kubernetes Server-side WebAssembly prepares for takeoff in 2023 Zoom shares drop on light forecast as company faces 'heightened deal scrutiny' What's coming for cloud computing in 2023 The Rise of Platform Engineering - Software Engineering Daily IBM sues Micro Focus, claims it copied mainframe software How to beat the Kubernetes skills shortage TikTok Couldn’t Ensure Accurate Responses To Government Inquiries, A ByteDance Risk Assessment Said Exclusive: Sam Bankman-Fried says he's down to $100,000 Why Big Tech is not rushing to clone Twitter Amazon Alexa is a “colossal failure,” on pace to lose $10 billion this year I analyzed 290 booths at KubeCon - here are the DevOps trends for 2023 Nonsense Billionaires like Elon Musk want to save civilization by having tons of genetically superior kids. Inside the movement to take 'control of human evolution.' Australia: How 'bin chickens' learnt to wash poisonous cane toads A 12,000 lb. metal sculpture of Elon Musk's head on a goat body riding a rocket parked outside Tesla HQ failed to elicit a response from the billionaire The leap second's time will be up in 2035—and tech companies are thrilled Conferences THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule. Jan 15th-18th use code SDT for 5% off CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 Listener Feedback Sudesh shared a list of Tech Companies Hiring Send “End of Year” listener questions to [email protected]. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to

In case you haven't heard, DevOps is dead. Again. To discuss its demise, Coté talks with Andrew Clay Shafer. They talk about a lot more: Andrew's new company, working with executives, sociotechnical systems, Andrew's recent SREcon talk in Amsterdam, and more. You can also watch the live recording of this episoded, unedited! It has a discussion of Coté's podcast making recommendations at the start. Check out Andrew and friend's new company, Ergonautic, and, find him in Twitter as @littleidea.Special Guest: Andrew Clay Shafer.

This week we discuss the Gartner MQ for CIPS and all the happenings at Twitter. Plus, more thoughts on passwords and calendars. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 387 Runner-up Titles From Montessori to your Funeral The Shit Pile of Enterprise Software Software Expires Bring in all the Kubernetes you can find You’re in Some Kind of Password Genie Hell. The salesperson at Gartner doesn’t want this report to go away Going back to the Monolith SRElon doesn’t do blameless postmortems Mastodon as a Service at re:Invent I am still betting on status quo outcome Keep the Twitter off the phone Bury me with my MP3 backup drives Rundown Gartner Magic Quadrant for Cloud Infrastructure and Platform Services Musk's Twitter chaos opens door to challengers Rivals see opening in Twitter's chaos Here’s Mastodon Sign Up Link Mastodon as an Open Source experience Trust Thermocline Twitter Blue Checks not exactly working out CISO, Chief Privacy Officer & Chief Compliance Officer resign at same time Inside the Twitter meltdown Here’s how a Twitter engineer says it will break in the coming weeks Fake Eli Lilly Twitter account drop stock 'Killed It:' Elon Backtracks From 'Official' Twitter Badges Hours After Rollout Elon Musk is putting Twitter at risk of billions in fines, warns company lawyer Inside the Twitter meltdown Relevant to your Interests Amazon Becomes World’s First Public Company to Lose $1 Trillion in Market Value Gmail will no longer allow users to revert back to its old design Amazon is subjecting Alexa to a performance review Amazon aims to inject new life into Alexa with release of developer tools and features Tumblr will sell you two useless blue check marks for $8 New in Docker Desktop 4.14: Greater Visibility Into Your Containers - Docker Does Kubernetes really give you multicloud portability? Report: The Evolution of DevOps | A Contrary Research Deep Dive Amazon Is Said to Plan to Lay Off Thousands of Employees 5 of the Best Kubernetes Training Courses for Beginners in 2022 Zoom is coming for Microsoft’s territory with email and calendar services Snowflake gets caught in the storm clouds AWS is 'not done building' as cloud computing matures Video editor Descript raises $50M in round led by OpenAI Startup Fund MotherDuck: Hello, World! Quack. Quack. Tech Layoffs The nefarious new way companies are discriminating against remote workers Angry Taylor Swift fans rail about Ticketmaster glitches Embattled Crypto Exchange FTX Files for Bankruptcy Who Will Cisco Buy? Sources Say a Big Deal is Near Nonsense Colorado Votes to Decriminalize Shrooms and Other Psychedelics Conferences THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule. Jan 15th-18th use code SDT for 5% off CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 Listener Feedback Overcast was recommend in the SDT Slack as a replacement for Apple Podcasts SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: The White Lotus Season 2 Matt: TweetBot macOS Photo Credits Header CoverArt

This week we recap VMware Explore Europe and discuss the Battery Ventures 2022 State of the OpenCloud report. Plus, some thoughts on cologne… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 386 Runner-up Titles I have conference voice. I thought I had conference voice, but it’s COVID. I painted a door. Blue blazer to black t-shirt ratio. The Java hyphen-hyphen capital X talk. I’ve been to VMware Media Training. Go to the Lenovo Booth. iBanker Butt Sniffing. The Sagrada Familia of iBanker Decks, except the summer interns finished it. That’s like buying your steaks at Walmart. Like I said, yesterday I painted a door. Rundown VMware Explore Europe State of the OpenCloud 2022 Them interns are busyAF over there. Relevant to your Interests DevOps company JFrog grows at a healthy clip but investors aren’t impressed The future of writing software happens in Cloud Development Environments (CDEs) Markets Weekend: Moneyball Kyndryl loses $281m as modernization agenda continues Twilio’s stock crumbles on poor revenue guidance Aboard: From clutter to clarity for you and your team. Apple is now valued more than Alphabet, Amazon and Meta combined CEO Patrick Collison's email to Stripe employees 1 big thing: Passkeys enter the mainstream Nix Twitter Now Asks Some Fired Workers to Please Come Back WSJ News Exclusive | Facebook Parent Meta Is Preparing to Notify Employees of Large-Scale Layoffs This Week Musk orders Twitter to cut infrastructure costs by $1 billion - sources Amazon EC2 Introduces Replace Root Volume to Patch Guest Operating System and Applications EdgeDB raises $15M ahead of the launch of its cloud database service Kindness, Tech Staffing and Resource Allocation Google and Meta Hiring Levels Ionic + Outsystems: The Future of Enterprise App Development New OSS Security Projects: cnquery and cnspec Apple Supposedly Dumping the 'Hey!' From Siri's Wake Phrase Imploded Stocks of the Day: Carvana, Twilio, Atlassian, Cloudflare Twilio Stock: Absolute Disaster (NYSE:TWLO) Twitter user growth is at “all-time highs” under Elon Musk Legacy’s Revenge: Oracle, SAP, IBM Market Caps Rise as Cloud Natives Fall Nonsense Big announcement pre-re:Invent (if true) Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Conferences All Day DevOps | The World's Largest DevOps Conference, Nov. 10th THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule. Jan 15th-18th use code SDT for 5% off CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: The Vow, Season 2 Matt: Good customer support Fractal Design Bare Creek Trail Run Coté: whatever version of “Wheelz of Steel” they have in Apple Music is so much more detailed. You can everything, like you’re in the room. There’s all sorts of asides and little comments that I’ve never heard before. Photo Credits Header CoverArt

This week we discuss Cloud Growth Rates, Corporate Security, Meta’s Strategy and Elon’s Twitter Takeover. Plus, some thoughts on bike locks and a parenting post mortem. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 385 Runner-up Titles Cormac will give her a ride home The Baby is asleep Maybe she will get angry. Lectures don’t work See you on Mars, motherfucker! You can have 1 piece of dog walk It’s only stupid until it works. Make big bets, but don’t tell anyone until you win. Armchair strategists. I forgot the Nokia thing, that was kind of a big deal. How long have I been working The CTA of Twitter An exercise for the listener Rundown As overall cloud infrastructure market growth dips to 24%, AWS reports slowdown Cloud Giants Update Amazon's cloud business just recorded its weakest growth to date and missed analysts' estimates Meta Meta Myths Meta shares plummet on weak fourth-quarter forecast and earnings miss Meta shares dip is proof metaverse plan never really had legs Jim Cramer cries and issues a public apology after being wrong about $META Maybe they’ve maxed out on TAM-by-user Twitter Elon Musk completes Twitter purchase, immediately fires CEO and other execs Elon Musk’s First Move Is To Fire The Person Most Responsible For Twitter’s Strong Free Speech Stance Welcome to hell, Elon Relevant to your Interests Apple to put USB-C connectors in iPhones to comply with EU rules Documentary Film “Inside Prometheus” Highlights Open Source Impact and the Innovators That Make it Happen Inside Prometheus: new film showcases the impact and the innovators What a combined Broadcom and VMware can deliver to our customers Microsoft (MSFT) Q1 2023 Earnings Call Transcript @themotleyfool #stocks $MSFT Big Tech's ranks swelled last year Apple beats earnings during tech stock meltdown Everything we know so far about Jack Dorsey’s brand new app List of KubeCon Sponsors Was Jack Welch the Greatest C.E.O. of His Day—or the Worst? Google reportedly spends $100 million on avatars to take on TikTok DevOps de los Muertos Prepare Now for Critical Flaw in OpenSSL, Security Experts Warn Netflix is acquiring cozy game developer Spry Fox IBM to launch database-as-a-service version of Db2 Singapore to phase out checks by 205 Cutting R&D to Grow GTM Spend 1Password acquires Texas-based Passage to fuel push into passkeys Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Nonsense Wirecutter Recommendation Tiny toiletries forever? The future of TSA, from liquids to shoes. Conferences SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 All Day DevOps | The World's Largest DevOps Conference, Nov. 10th THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule. Jan 15th-18th use code SDT for 5% off CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Southwest Airlines Lost and Found The Cloudcast: Reviewing KubeCon Detroit Coté: micro.blog. Coté’s setup over there (for blogging too!). Also, you can still register to see my legacy trap talk tomorrow, maybe see the replay? Photo Credits Header CoverArt

Matt reports in from Detroit with all the news at KubeCon NA 2022. Plus, some tips on proper etiquette when stretching on International Flights. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 384 Runner up titles Detriot style pizza I’m not doing high knees in the airplane bathroom Masks were required Not gonna get a lot of leads from your friendsd Maybe we’re in the trough of disillusionment We Didn’t Start the Fire for CNCF Projects He has to eat the spreadsheet Rundown CNCF Wasm microsurvey Fermyon raises $20M to build tools for cloud app dev Docker launches a first preview of its WebAssembly tooling WebAssembly Platform Company Cosmonic Raises $8.5 Million Seed Funding, Launches PaaS WeRun313 Detroit Running Club Relevant to your interests Why we're excited about the Sigstore general availability Introducing Honeycomb Service Map Documentary Film: Inside Prometheus SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Photo Credits Matt and Bridget Matt on the Run Job Board

This week we discuss Twitter’s workforce, DHH leaves the cloud and Tech Earnings. Plus, some thoughts on international travel. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 383 Runner-up Titles Serverless is the new OpenStack. “I intended to read it.” American Airline lounges are like bus terminals. Made it to my hotel at 4 AM Kubernetes is about the journey That is your 3D chess Let’s just crank up the VMs even higher. Would you like to buy some YAML? We’re gonna go with the ball pit money DHH vs. Mr. Beast Rundown DHH Why we're leaving the cloud Need it take 7,500 people to run Twitter? Google Cloud Seeing ‘Significant’ VMware ‘Momentum’ Disruption for Doctors: the Rise of Selfcare — Joel Selanikio, MD Earnings Microsoft beats but cloud growth comes in short Alphabet misses on top and bottom lines as YouTube ad revenue drops in the quarter Relevant to your Interests Clouded | Uncovering The Culture Of Cloud (2022) Snap plunges more than 20% on third-quarter revenue miss US and Europe cloud prices to spike on back of inflation Are We Past Peak Newsletter? IBM Consulting staff must work from office three days a week Facebook shuttle bus drivers are losing their jobs as Meta slashes costs and employees stay home Documents detail plans to gut Twitter’s workforce Microsoft Confirms Server Misconfiguration Led to 65,000+ Companies' Data Leak Apple's top designer is leaving the company three years after taking over from Jony Ive Social media market caps (2021 peak to today GitHub Copilot may steer Microsoft into a copyright lawsuit Cyber unicorn Snyk to sack 198 employees, 14% of workforce Apple Releases macOS Ventura With FaceTime Handoff, Continuity Camera, Stage Manager, New Apps and More Larry Ellison killed Oracle's first-generation cloud PayPal shares rise after Amazon adds Venmo as checkout option Tragedy of the Digital Commons Spotify Wants to Get Into Audiobooks but Says Apple Is in the Way Why is it taking so long for cloud dev environments to catch on? Snowflake, Revisited What’s going on with Serverless Netflix launches new ‘Profile Transfer’ feature to help monetize account sharing Apple Raising Prices for Apple TV+, Music Services for the First Time Nonsense American Airlines is ditching first class on all flights The $30 Million Lottery Scam Apple confirms the iPhone is getting USB-C Conferences SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 All Day DevOps | The World's Largest DevOps Conference, Nov. 10th THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule. Jan 15th-18th CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! SDT news & hype Brandon: DALL-E 2 Generative A.I. Is Here. Who Should Control It? Matt: Upgrade. Coté: Madly, Deeply: The Diaries of Alan Rickman. Tanzu Talk. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss Aboard.io, cutting cloud costs, commute hours and final thoughts on Google Next. Plus, Matt Ray goes car shopping. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 382. Runner-up Titles Matt Ray is ready to buy. That’s legal in Australia When Ray Mail comes out, nobody cares I am into workflow This is the population of Hobart that we’re looking at I want to help you, but you don’t even need help Daddy’s Meeting Fort Brandon hasn’t migrated his mainframe workloads to cloud. All these problems are caused by developers Rundown Aboard.io is coming soon! NTT Data buys digital consultancy Postlight Linear Americans Reclaim 60 Million Commuting Hours in Remote-Work Perk Google Cloud Next ‘22 wrap-up Dual Run for Google Cloud Cloud Workstations Google is serious about its giant video chat booths, starts real-world testing Google Cloud Next ‘22 in under 13 minutes Why Cloud Finance Is Broken and Ineffective Kubecost Adds SaaS Edition to Control Kubernetes Costs macOS Ventura Relevant to your Interests Announcing Gloo Platform | Solo.io Nutanix stock rallies 25% on speculation of sale Zuckerberg’s $1,499 Headsets Won’t Help Meta Demystifying the PR/FAQ - Julian Dunn's Blog Google's 3D video calling booths, Project Starline, will now be tested in the real world Facebook's Legs Video Was A Lie Inflation increased 0.4% in September, more than expected despite rate hikes Netflix feels the heat The creator of Amazon's Kindle has left the company, along with a top Alexa executive, adding to a leadership exodus under new CEO Andy Jassy Google Fiber is launching 5-gig and 8-gig plans early next year Bringing passkeys to Android & Chrome US Army reportedly planning $1B cloud migration contract iOS 16 quietly added native Dvorak keyboard support, delighting weirdos like me Floppy disk fever. The Curious Afterlives of a Flexible Medium Anyone Who Does Business With Google Knows Philipp Schindler The Unlikely Cure for Burnout? A Second Job Nutanix stock rallies 25% on speculation of sale DIY laptop offers Apple-like looks with PC repairability Broadcom’s VMWare takeover: IBM CEO Arvind Krishna gives deal conditional blessing How BuiltWith generates $14 million a year while having zero employees Microsoft Lays Off Hundreds of Staff With a $13B valuation, Celonis defies current startup economics Computacenter CEO Bashes 'As a Service' as Bad for Customers CEO Salaries in SaaS Belkin’s mount to turn your iPhone into a camera is now available Nonsense ROI of a sticker Conferences KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 Sponsors The MacGeekGab.com provides tips, Cool Stuff Found, and answers to your questions about anything and everything Apple. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! SDT news & hype Brandon: InterStellar BBQ try the Peach Tea Pork Belly when available Matt: The Peripheral Coté: once again, OK burgers. Checking in with platform engineering: “Innovation Insight for Internal Developer Portals,” Gartner paper on platform engineering/IDP. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss Platform Engineering and compare the Microsoft Ignite and Google Cloud Next Keynotes. Plus, some thoughts on legs in the Metaverse. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 381. Runner-up Titles It’s on brand I wish I could see Brandon’s legs Running VM’s in the meta verse They were so busy seeing if they could get VR to work that they didn’t ask if they should. Basically, VR is for seeing through walls, including walls of flesh. Lifehacks disrupting VC They’ve got legs Draw a Triangle Rundown Platform Engineering The Future of Ops Is Platform Engineering Platform Engineering, DevOps, and Cognitive Load: a Summary of Community Discussions What Is Platform Engineering? Coté’s Slack Message Google Cloud Next Exclusive: Google touts cloud deal with Ford What’s next for digital transformation in the cloud Introducing Software Delivery Shield for end-to-end software supply chain security Cloud Workstations | Google Cloud 9 out of 10 banks still use mainframes. Google Cloud wants to reduce that. MSFT Ignite Relevant to your Interests AMD missed Q3 revenue numbers by $1B ServiceNow Acquires Era Software to Unify Observability Walmart blazes trails with its enterprise ‘supercloud’ Is Nomad taking over Kubernetes? Meet Fizz, the social app downloaded by '95% of Stanford undergrads' Register to secure your seat to join us at the exclusive premiere of Clouded - Uncovering The Culture Of Cloud. Autumn 2022 I Watched the Coinbase Documentary So You Don’t Have To Confidential Containers brings TEE support to Kubernetes All YouTube users will soon have an account handle — but some will get to pick theirs earlier From cloud security to code security: why we've raised $25M to take on OSS dependency sprawl ForgeRock, Thoma Bravo in Deal for $23.25 a Share Meta announces legs White House to unveil ambitious cybersecurity labeling effort modeled after Energy Star High-profile failures Twitter Thread It's 2021 and USB-C is still a mess Intel Plans Thousands of Job Cuts in Face of PC Slowdown The AI-generated podcast. Meta unveils high-end Quest Pro VR headset New Metaverse Dreams and Old Metaverse Questions Nonsense Adafruit’s Cheekmate gets to the bottom (ahem) of chess cheating controversy Demanding employees turn on their webcams is a human rights violation, Dutch Court rules Clam-O-Naise® by Cards Against Humanity Rollercoasters trigger iPhone 14 crash detection Listener Feedback Pat Gelsinger interivew on Decorder COIN: A Founder's Story Migrating from Heroku to Code-Engine Conferences KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: House of Dragons. Matt: Malcolm in the Middle. Coté: Draw a Triangle. Photo Credits CoverArt Banner

This week we discuss why Google abandons products, the 2022 State of DevOps Report and Elon’s texts. Plus, some thoughts on glasses… Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 380. Runner-up Titles Leave it all in Brighttalk Let’s talk about it and I’ll read it later Killed by Google Wins Again Tell that to the WeWork founder Buy somebody who’s already on the Moon Anyone from software thinks they can do anything Lots of learnings. I hate DNS, but I’ve never seen a domain name I didn’t buy. A good Brandon issue Rundown Google’s Incentives Google is shutting down Stadia Stadia shutdown shows Google's struggle to innovate Google insiders explain why Google launches many products and then abandons them. 2022 State of DevOps Report Elon Musk’s Texts Shatter the Myth of the Tech Genius Relevant to your Interests GitLab beats expectations with impressive revenue growth, but its stock falls anyway Two Former eBay Executives Sentenced to Prison for Cyberstalking We’re excited to announce that the transaction to combine Citrix and TIBCO Can a Zebra Change Its Stripes? VR & AR headset designers should consider how their customers look like when wearing them CEO Tim Cook says Apple avoids the word 'metaverse' DALL·E Now Available Without Waitlist Introducing Make-A-Video: An AI system that generates videos from text The Thorny Problem of Keeping the Internet’s Time Postgres WASM by Snaplet and Supabase Linux 6.0 arrives with support for newer chips, core fixes, and oddities The Most Visited Website in Every Country (That Isn’t A Search Engine) Bridgewater Founder Ray Dalio Hands Over Control of Firm World's First Laptop with RISC-V Processor Now Available ‎CoRecursive: Coding Stories: Android's Unlikely Success on Apple Podcasts Database 2x2 Pat Gelsinger came back to turn Intel around State Of Developer Relations Red Hat Storage strategy update IBM Redefines Hybrid Cloud Application and Data Storage Adding Red Hat Storage to IBM Offerings IBM + Red Hat: Doubling Down on Hybrid Cloud Storage DevOps Is Dead. Embrace Platform Engineering Nonsense Kim Kardashian pays over $1 million to settle SEC charges linked to a crypto promo on her Instagram Test drive new McLaren Formula 1 themes in your Chrome browser Tacos Are a Staple in Austin. How Is Inflation Impacting Taco Spots? Google Japan’s latest version of it’s new keyboard, G-Board "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)" Conferences Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Why the Voice Inside Your Head Can Sound Like a Jerk ****(Podcast) The Chatter Toolbox (PDF) Matt: Keyboard.io Model 100 Coté: classic microplane. Photo Credits Glasses Banner

This week we discuss the rate of Public Cloud adoption, Google’s Simplicity Sprint and OKR’s. Plus, some thoughts on slippers. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 379. Runner-up Titles You’re not proud of the product You can have both Landing Pages It’s just like Serial Don’t bring me these unqualified deals It’s a Floppy Disk Problem The better the metrics, the less useful they are The sooner you are successful, the longer yoy’are successful Highly Edited Focus on Earnings Rundown AWS CEO says the move to cloud computing is only just getting started Acquired Episode on AWS (Podcast) Google and Developer Toil Google CEO Pichai tells employees not to 'equate fun with money' in heated all-hands meeting Google CEO tells employees productivity and focus must improve, launches 'Simplicity Sprint' to gather employee feedback on efficiency Google CEO tells staff not to 'equate fun with money' Google CEO Pichai: We need to get 20% more productive Relevant to your Interests PaaS Is Not Dead How devops in the cloud breaks down Adobe thinks critics are getting its Figma deal wrong The Dead End from RedMonk Building for the 99% Developers Meta and Google cut staff via quiet layoffs Slack canvas has officially entered the chat! Linus Torvalds talks Rust on Linux, his work schedule and life with his M2 MacBook Air Keynote: Frozen DevOps? The not-so-technical Last Mile Penpot inks $8M, as signups for its open source spin on Figma jump 5600% after Adobe's $20B acquisition Document onboarding startup Flatfile nabs $50M from investors, including Workday Suborbital Extension Engine, and what's next for us What’s Stopping WebAssembly from Widespread Adoption? Did We Overeat on Software? Someone is pretending to be me. Broadcom’s Golden Parachute For Top 5 VMware Execs May Total $337.8M For teens to do better in school, they need to sleep in Leading venture capital firms to provide up to $1.25 BILLION to back startups built on Cloudflare Workers The Uber Hack Exposes More †Than Failed Data Security Leading venture capital firms to provide up to $1.25 BILLION to back startups built on Cloudflare Workers Nonsense The Science Behind NASA's First Attempt at Redirecting an Asteroid Ghoulish moans are haunting the intercoms of American Airlines flights Podcasters Are Buying Millions of Listeners Through Mobile-Game Ads Conferences Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 Listener Feedback Happy to report that the world-class engineers at @grafana managed to make a @SlackHQ thread with more than 10,000 messages in it. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Introducing PowerPoint Live in Microsoft Teams and/or PowerPoint Reading Mode Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss Amazon’s “Builder Experience” Unit, Adobe buying Figma, Slack’s Status and Zoom gets into email. Plus, Coté embraces the defaults Notes lifestyle. Runner-up Titles Freed from Intel It works! Coteisms are, in fact, incompatible with defaulteisms It will be fun The Apple Chip A Demi Kettle Pay for your own Flu Free to interrupt me Feet on the desk in business suit emoji. None of us can master the intranet. The network is the calendar. Rundown Amazon Built a New Unit to Fix Its Crumbling Engineering Culture Adobe Adobe buying design startup Figma for $20 billion Adobe Is Said to Near Deal to Buy Online Design Startup Figma Adobe-Figma deal likely to attract antitrust scrutiny What Adobe’s Really Paying For Figma: $20 Billion Could Slack Finally Fix the 'Away' Status? Slack gets a new Canvas, thanks to Salesforce Slack’s new Canvas feature puts a document editor in your chat window Zoom Readies Email and Calendar Products to Defend Itself Against Microsoft, Google Relevant to your Interests Why We Are Changing the License for Akka A Message from Twilio CEO Jeff Lawson Ethereum Is Merging Twitter whistleblower's testimony did little to help Elon Musk Former top Cisco executives launch networking startup Nile Audio subscription platform Podimo raises €58.6M Vulnerability Management for Go - The Go Programming Language Cloud adoption will fail because of the skills gap - Lydia Leong Ethereum's massive software upgrade just went live — here's what it does Amazon Web Services — Acquired It Is Time for Businesses to Build Their Own Microprocessors Uber Investigating Breach of Its Computer Systems Securing the Supply Chain of Nothing Google cancels half the projects at its internal R&D group Area 120 McKinsey charges $500k per project, telling stories through data. Starbucks NFTs. Simon Taylor is pretty sharp on fintech IMO Linux Foundation Announces an Intent to Form the OpenWallet Foundation Microsoft Teams has been storing authentication tokens in plaintext | Engadget JavaScript is no longer the favorite programming language for developers The iPhone 14 Feature Apple Didn’t Tell You About Document Foundation charges €8.99 for macOS LibreOffice Sharp Tech Morgan Stanley Lost Some Hard Drives A Look Back at Q2 '22 Public Cloud Software Earnings Charted: Big Tech market values Private equity may become a ‘pyramid scheme’, warns Danish pension fund The Persistent Effect of Initial Success: Evidence from Venture Capital YouTube will start sharing ad revenue with Shorts creators as the company tries to catch TikTok Nonsense When we learned that our future AI overlords loved bowling File this under: Old Bay goes with anything I Tried 21 Flavors of Mountain Dew For Some Reason. Conferences Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 Listener Feedback Good SDT Slack Thread on pros/cons on using preemptive VM for K8s nodes in Slack SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Listen to Brandon’s appearance on the Cloudcast Like, Comment, Subscribe: How YouTube Conquered the World Coté: “Warm Oak.” Gentleman in Moscow. #defaultslifestyle update: Notes and Reminders. Photo Credits Banner Photo CoverArt

This week we discuss Oracle’s Cloud Growth(?), Starbuck’s blockchain-based loyalty program and André Staltz’s “Time Till Open Source Alternative” article. Plus, some thoughts on free coffee… Runner-up Titles It’s about me Workshop it I stand with the workers of Goldman Sachs This is their Popeye moment Pulitzers and free coffee Financial shenanigans Hide the gift shop in the data center Rundown No more free coffee as bankers return to Goldman Sachs Oracle on Verge of Becoming World’s Hottest Cloud Vendor Starbucks details its blockchain-based loyalty platform and NFT community, Starbucks Odyssey André Staltz - Time Till Open Source Alternative Google canceled its next Pixelbook and shut down the team building it Relevant to your Interests What if those green bubbles aren’t Android’s fault? - The Hustle Tim Cook says ‘buy your mom an iPhone’ if you want to end green bubbles Uber Eats goes driverless with Nuro partnership GM is betting on its electric Equinox, starting at $30,000, to kick-start 'massive adoption' of EVs Your Career Is Just One-Eighth of Your Life Cheating Allegations Shake the Chess World After Champion Suffers Stunning Defeat The Book of Reed Hastings, Revisited Explainer: Understanding Ethereum's major 'Merge' upgrade Patreon security team layoffs cause backlash in creator community Bolt's $1.5 billion deal to buy Wyre dies Citrix Plans to Explore Sale of Wrike Unit After Buyout Closes Meta moves PyTorch to Linux Foundation At Google, 'Rest and Vest' for Sr. Employees is Over, Says CEO Large railroad labor unions say they will strike if quality of life is not addressed in new contract Heat wave knocks Twitter data center offline Linux Foundation Announces an Intent to Form the OpenWallet Foundation - Linux Foundation What Silicon Valley "Gets" about Software Engineers that Traditional Companies Do Not Twitter shareholders approve $44 billion Elon Musk buyout Tech stack Productionizing Envoy Mobile at Lyft Squishable computer runs calculations depending on how you squish it iOS 16 - New Features Nonsense IKEA Responds To Balenciaga’s $2,145 Bag That Looks Exactly Like IKEA’s 99-Cent Tote Bag, And It’s Hilarious We Spoke With the Last Person Standing in the Floppy Disk Business Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Conferences Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 Listener Feedback Jordi recommend Dirty Tricks SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Rotowire Matt: Control The Other Two Photo Credits Coffee Banner CoverArt Banner

This week we discuss Japan’s “war” on floppy disks, Twitter adds an edit button and Apple going all-in on eSIM. Plus, will the U.S. finally get instant bank transfers? Runner-up Titles They were already in the system. Headless Optimization Gone Amuck. While sitting on the toilet Extensive iPhone Carrying Strategy Breakdown. We need fanny packs. All you have to do to know the problem is to hear the solution. Bring Paul Ford out of retirement. Great ideas, getting close Prevent the typo 73 SaaS Companies “Because, you know, Coté: I’m a pro.” That may be his family crest Rundown Checking on Digital Transformation Japan declares war on floppy disks for government use Instant Payments in the U.S.? You Asked for It: Twitter’s Getting an Edit Button SaaS spend ratios on R&D/S&M/G&A Relevant to your Interests Netflix’s Catch-22 Milestone VMware Offers Sneak Peek at Tanzu App Platform VMware customers optimistically wait for Broadcom’s impact Ubiquiti Teaches AWS Security and Crisis Comms Via Counterexample Rockstar programmer: Rivers Cuomo finds meaning in coding – TechCrunch Microsoft: The deadline to get off Basic Auth is approaching 1 big thing: What's behind chip giants' lawsuit Cloudflare drops Kiwi Farms harassment site Open-source password manager Bitwarden raises $100M • TechCrunch AWS Preps ‘Bastion’ Cloud Service for Advertisers The cloud computing giants are vying to protect fat profits Blackouts possible at height of California’s heat wave Tuesday as grid struggles with record usage For homesick Marylanders Google announces October 6th event to launch the Pixel Watch, Pixel 7, and new Nest devices Isovalent Cilium Enterprise: For Kubernetes Networking & Security Introducing Ambient Mesh Muck Rack scores one of the largest growth equity investments in PR tech Nonsense Southwest Pilot Threatens to Turn Plane Around if Unruly Passengers Keep AirDropping Nudes New escape room just opened in town Jaws is a box office hit again, 47 years after it first hit theaters Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Conferences DevOps Talks Sydney, Sydney, September 6-7, 2022 Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 Listener Feedback Patrick tweeted about Birdnet and his 5-year-son likes the pictures SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: **** FRAKTA IKEA Duffle Bag L.L.Bean Stowaway Pack Coté: Cavender’s All Purpose Greek Seasoning. Photo Credits CoverArt Banner

This week we discuss VMware Explore, Snap’s move to multi-cloud and the Galaxy Brain take on thought leadership. Plus, Matt Ray’s latest Raspberry Pi project is for the birds…? Runner-up Titles Where’s my admin? All my children qualify as adults Start by eating their food Put two letters in front of it Where’s the grocery store I got that everything bagel spice Is it OK to hang-up on your kids? In the heat of the moment, you can’t set policy. The runbook’s already written. Spagetti Bowl Tanzu the Shih Tzu A FinOps Type of Motion The opposite of the Sales Kickoff, the Savings Kickoff Growth is best done in the shadows. Wrapping bullshit with bullshit Nopehouse, home of the fast follower The fast followers are just in front of the also-rans Thought-leadership suicide mission Rundown VMware Explore How Snap rebuilt the infrastructure that now supports 347M users Screaming in the Cloud with Martin Casado Give finops a say over cloud architecture decisions Business Dudes Need to Stop Talking Like This Relevant to your Interests Amazon tries a new way to excite you about cybersecurity (it's called laughter) The golden noose around Apple's neck Campaign pushes Cloudflare to drop trans hate site Mudge at Twitter Bloomberg takes cut and paste seriously Notice of Recent Security Incident - The LastPass Blog World’s Most Popular Password Manager Says It Was Hacked LastPass Says No Passwords Stolen in Data Breach AWS and Kubecost collaborate to deliver cost monitoring for EKS customers | Amazon Web Services Pandas Pivot Table Explained Charted: Big Tech's bigness UK's Micro Focus shares nearly double after Canada's OpenText agrees $6 bln takeover Teradata takes on Snowflake and Databricks with cloud-native platform The State of the Mainframe Market - Summer 2022 City2Surf face recognition raises concerns IBM Watson Health layoffs disguised as staff 'redeployment' David Young on LinkedIn: The metaverse economy is set to boom... gambling will be a significant OCI History VMware CEO bats away Broadcom concerns as 'next transition' Heroku to delete inactive accounts, shut down free tier Cloudflare Is One of the Companies That Quietly Powers the Internet. Researchers Say It's a Haven for Misinformation Nonsense Sounds right When the development team meet their first Scrum Master Chart of the year nominee Conferences DevOps Talks Sydney, Sydney, September 6-7, 2022 Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, online, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting KubeCon North America, Detroit, Oct 24 – 28, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 Listener Feedback Enlightning from Whitney SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Black Bird Matt: BirdNetPi Festival of Feet Half-Marathon Coté: Spigen ArcDock 120W [GaN III] 4-Port USB C Charging Stantion USB-C PD/USB-A Hub with Spigen USB 4 Cable for Thunderbolt 4 Cable 100W Charging 40Gbps Data Transfer for MacBook Pro Air iPad USB-C Laptop. C7/C8 coupler cables Photo Credits CoverArt Banner

This week we discuss DevOpsDays Dallas, devs not wanting to do ops, Twitter Security issues and Apple playing the long game. Plus, some thoughts on Dr. Pepper and Burger King. Runner-up Titles Don’t have the USB cable Barton, can you get me a drink? Just like a beer This is my own podcast, I can do whatever the fuck I want! One day, I’m going to stop being the the butt of all the jokes Throwing a lot of Harvard shade. If you are in France, eat at the Burger King They came for the DevOps glory The jury’s still out for the Dev in DevOps The same sane things Security, always a problem What if there was just one company? Rundown Dallas DevOpsDays Devs don’t want to do ops Twitter Twitter's security alarm Twitter Whistleblowing Report Actually Seems To Confirm Twitter’s Legal Argument, While Pretending To Support Musk’s Apple Wait, When Did Everyone Start Using Apple Pay? — The Wall Street Journal Ad Revenues The golden noose around Apple’s neck 1 big thing: Americans' beliefs are privacy law's hidden roadblock Relevant to your Interests Charted: Streaming surpasses cable AIOps startup BigPanda raises Series E extension, bringing its total capital to $340M Sync Computing nabs $15.5M to automatically optimize cloud resources GitPOAP is a decentralized reputation platform that represents off-chain accomplishments and contributions on chain as POAPs. Cybersecurity platform Aceiss unveils product after seed close Excel @ mentions feature approaches GA on the desktop Cisco pops as guidance, Q4 results top expectations amid concerns of slowdown There's no such thing as vulnerability-free software, it simply doesn't exist… yet Google Cloud claims it blocked the largest DDoS attack ever attempted Excel Formula Generator - Excel Formula AI Bot WSJ News Exclusive | Amazon Among Bidders for Signify Health Twitter tests a special tag to highlight phone number-verified accounts YouTube․com/podcasts goes live as simple 'Explore' page Will MoviePass’ return help struggling theaters? Zoom pares back annual forecast as revenue growth slows to single digits Former security chief claims Twitter buried ‘egregious deficiencies’ The Math Proves It—Network Congestion Is Inevitable Sony confirms PS VR2 is coming to market 'in early 2023' Twitter whistleblower won hacker acclaim for exposing software flaws SSH Security Best Practices using Certificates, 2FA and Bastions Twitter CEO @paraga weighs in on whistleblower story. The House passed a defense spending bill saying you can't sell software to the DoD that has any known CVEs in it. There's no such thing as vulnerability-free software, it simply doesn't exist… yet Neumann’s Resurrection & The Trump Org’s Future Nonsense Shouting in the Datacenter Kubernetes CS Final Exam Conferences Register for the SDT Austin Meetup August 27th at 6:30 PM VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 - Coté’s pitch. Coté’s VMware Explore 2022 Page Sydney Cloud FinOps Meetup, Oct 13, 2022 Matt’s presenting Kubecon. Oct. 24 – 28 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: The Sandman Audio Book Coté: Amazing Oriental Photo Credits CoverArt Banner

This week we discuss Acorn’s attempt to simplify Kubernetes, the top 25 DevOps Tools and analyzing data in CSVs. Plus, Matt explains what Maccas means. Runner-up Titles All I am doing is sharing anecdotes That’s the problem with spellcheck Maccas? College here is High School Every cloud has its own sausage Here’s a unicode cow All Rust looks the same Too Good for GitHub The Shameful GitHub Rundown Simplifying Kubernetes, Introducing Acorn Waypoint CNAB Habitat Dagger 25 Most Popular Programming Languages Used By DevOps Pros Making sense of CSV The Microsoft Excel World Championship is as brilliantly entertaining as it sounds Data Prep with Power Query https://jupyter.org Passwords still a problem Microsoft Employees Exposed Own Company's Internal Logins Cisco Confirms Network Breach Via Hacked Employee Google Account Remove my password from lists so hackers won’t be able to hack me Relevant to your Interests Malcolm Gladwell doesn't want you to have a life Disney says it has 221 million streaming subscribers. Netflix has 220.7 million. AppLovin offers to buy video game software maker Unity in $17.5 bln deal No-code isn’t scalable. Our learnings at FINN going from 1000 toward 100,000 car subscriptions Google fined $60 million over Android location data collection Software is eating the world (of farm equipment)? Investing in Flow Tencent veterans secure $13M to build cross-chain decentralized identities Bad Visualisations TikTok says Project Texas will bolster security for US users – TechCrunch Apple Sets Return-to-Office Deadline of Sept. 5 After Covid Delays Corey’s Thoughts on GCP canceling IoT Securing apps for Googlers using Anthos Service Mesh Digital Ocean dumps Mailchimp after security breach WebOps: A DevOps for Websites, but the Tools Let It Down Citrix Bankers Pitch Fresh Structure for $15 Billion Buyout Debt Scammers targeting recent grads Lift and shift Windows applications to containers Nonsense Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies A man returning from Indonesia to Australia was fined thousands of Australian dollars after airport security found several McDonalds food items in his luggage Listener Feedback Join the Cloud Austin Meetup Recent Event: CloudAustin's Dog Days of DevOps Amazon hosting a hiring event in Austin on Aug 23, 2022 Follow @cloudaustinmeet Conferences Register for the SDT Austin Meetup August 27th at 6:30 PM DevOpsDays DFW, August 24-25, 2022 - Coté speaking, along with John Willis, Andrew Shafer, and friends VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 - Coté’s pitch. Coté’s VMware Explore 2022 Page Kubecon. Oct. 24 – 28 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Piranesi Matt: Tailscale Beach2Beach 13k Festival of the Feet Half-Marathon Photo Credits: CoverArt and Banner

This week we discuss build vs. buy decisions, sustaining corporate strategies and Malcolm Gladwell’s WFH comments. Plus, we announce the location of the Austin Meetup on August 27th. Runner-up Titles Strategy for eating mixed nuts. Finish in a flurry Eat Dessert First It’s about where you is, not where you was. We don’t even own a copy of Illustrator Lost his fastball Just a paycheck It’s cool to be the “turns out” person Pizza, Beer, Enjoyment McKinsey Titles, the movie Rundown App Tracking Transparency (ATT) policy blew up the digital advertising ecosystem Only the paranoid survive in tech: Former Intel CEO Netflix Games Engaging Less Than 1 Percent of Subscribers Gladwell’s take on Work from Home Relevant to your Interests Cisco Networking And Cloud Leader Todd Nightingale To Join Fastly As CEO Aviatrix CEO On Potential Post-Broadcom VMware Layoffs And Why On-Prem Market Is ‘The Titanic Going Down’ | CRN Gartner: Microsoft #1 in Database Revenue; AWS Passes Oracle; Google Cloud Gains Amazon and iRobot Sign an Agreement for Amazon to Acquire iRobot Companies Disney Owns S3 Intelligent-Tiering: What It Takes To Actually Break Even Twilio Shares Stumble as Investors Fear a Demand Slowdown Closing the cloud strategy technology, and innovation gap Cloudflare soars after beating on revenue and raising annual forecast Axios agrees to sell to Cox Enterprises for $525 million New request for comments on improving npm security with Sigstore is now open The Billionaire’s Dilemma Intel launches Arc Pro GPUs that are designed for workstations and pro apps AI systems can’t patent inventions, US federal circuit court confirms AppLovin offers to buy video game software maker Unity in $17.5 bln deal How the US Postal Service reads terrible handwriting SoftBank posts a $21.6 billion quarterly loss on its Vision Fund, one of the highest in its history Acorn launches from the Cloud.com and Rancher Alumni Nonsense French Scientist's Photo of ‘Distant Star’ Was Actually Chorizo Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Listener Feedback Conferences Register for the SDT Austin Meetup August 27th at 6:30 PM DevOpsDays DFW, August 24-25, 2022 - Coté speaking, along with John Willis, Andrew Shafer, and friends VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 - Coté’s pitch. Coté’s VMware Explore 2022 Page SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Sea of Tranquility Coté: The Sympathizer Photo Credits Banner CoverArt