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This week we do a deep dive into the Total Addressable Market of Cloud and discuss the rise of Cloudflare. Plus, details about the SDT Meetup in Austin on August 27th. Runner-up Titles “Have a good time at least once” is in my vacation OKRs The podcast of the Slack Analog Clocks Digital Clock Native Pretending to have a sidekick The First Business Case for the Metaverse I was a liberal arts major The TAM Episode Rundown Cloud Earnings Clouded Judgement 7.29.22 Amazon says cloud-computing revenue rose 33%, topping Wall Street estimates 60% of Amazon's net revenue growth YoY was AWS. AWS continues to show strength, but there are a few things to watch out for Gartner Forecasts Worldwide IT Spending to Grow 3% in 2022 How Cloudflare emerged to take on AWS, Azure, and GCP Relevant to your Interests Apple beats on revenue and profit, expects growth to accelerate despite 'pockets of softness' Instagram walks back its changes Meta posts its first-ever quarterly revenue decline Why Kylie is mad at Instagram? There is a path to replace TCP in the datacenter CHIPS for America Acte JetBlue agrees to buy Spirit for $3.8B. It would create the 5th largest U.S. airline The pandemic impulse purchases we grew to hate AMD and Nvidia leaks show we are drunk on power, and the hangover is going to be brutal Intel To Wind Down Optane Memory Business - 3D XPoint Storage Tech Reaches Its On the huge importance of non-tech roles in Open Source: Empirical study on NPM - Livable Software VMware Fusion beta joins Parallels in supporting Windows VMs on Apple Silicon Apple Arcade finally got the boost it needed Apple Nabs Key Lamborghini Executive to Work on Its Electric Car IBM board of directors investigates sales fraud claims Apparently Linus Torvalds is using an M2 Mac? Oracle Cuts Workers in US Customer Experience Unit Gmail gets a new look and tighter intergration to celebrate 18 years of service Uber reports positive cash flow for first time Pinterest shares surge after Elliott discloses it is the largest shareholder How Kubernetes Reinvented Virtual Machines (in a good sense) Former VMware Star Sanjay Poonen Becomes CEO Of Cohesity Thoma Bravo picks up Ping Identity for $2.8B in an all-cash deal Software Is No Longer Eating The World GitLab plans to delete dormant projects from free accounts Raspberry Pi Zero vs MangoPi MQ Pro Benchmarks Highest. Close. Ever. - All Star Charts Should I Stay or Should I Go Nonsense Murder Hornets get new name An Australian Artist Pulled a Pickle from a McDonald’s Cheeseburger and Slapped It on a Gallery's Ceiling. Now It Costs $6,200 MAKRO | Microsoft Excel Stream Highlights 3/19 British Airways suspends the sale of short-haul flight tickets from Heathrow Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Listener Feedback Slack is increasing prices, changing how its free plan works What is DevRel? — Cloudcast Podcast Good discussion on changing jobs in SDT Slack Conferences Register for the SDT Austin Meetup August 27th at 6:30 PM **** DevOpsDays DFW, August 24-25, 2022 - Coté speaking, along with John Willis, Andrew Shafer, and friends VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 - Coté’s pitch. SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Ambulance and The Terminal List Ringer Podcast: ‘The Gray Man’ and the Top 10 Trash Special Ops Movies Matt: Jabulani Challenge City2Surf Coté: Vienna. Specifically: 12 Bruegels, old movies at old cinemas, Miznon. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss developer toil, local vs. remote development and Facebook’s management woes. Plus, some thoughts on business books… Runner-up Titles The Instant Acquisition Belly of the Beast We can’t be bothered, but we bothered I’m done with that I don’t have those problems More Money, More Weirdness Occam’s Razor is always handy Ghost ride it into production Let’s take the offline online We’re just doing stuff with computers Rundown Coté and Brian attempt to summarize Facebook’s current state. Developer Toil: The Hidden Tech Debt Original webinar, from Susie and Tyson. Will Local Dev ever go away? and Swyx’s take Relevant to your Interests How to Misuse & Abuse DORA Metrics Elon Musk’s Friendship With Sergey Brin Ruptured by Alleged Affair Non-Obvious Docker Uses T-Mobile agrees to cough up $500 million for its disastrous data breach last year AWS sales boss claims Microsoft's cloud licenses NFL enters media streaming market with 'NFL+' How Software Is Stifling Competition and Slowing Innovation San Francisco Races Clock for Comeback With Tech Gloom Deepening DALL·E 2 Adam Mosseri on Insta Changes Here are the 37 tech companies most likely to be acquired by private-equity firms after valuations plunged, according to bankers and private data Clouded Judgement — Recession Impact Nonsense A new plasma robot can dig tunnels 100 times faster and 98% cheaper Mattel to launch SpaceX vehicles as new Matchbox toys and collectibles The US Records Its First Case Of Polio Since 2013 Urgent Care with Matt Ray Listener Feedback Demo of Apple Badges at the 187 Buildings Chase wants you to work at Octopus Energy Group UK Lead Platform Engineer UK Senior Platform Engineer APAC Platform Engineer US Platform Engineer Opportunities globally Work with Matt Ray: Kubecost hiring Product Manager in US Conferences Coté’s August 4th webinar on platform engineering - register and watch, my homies DevOpsDays DFW, August 24-25, 2022 - Coté speaking, along with John Willis, Andrew Shafer, and friends VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 - Coté’s pitch. SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Global Entry Enrollment on Arrival Viajero Confiable Mexico Matt: Synology MR2200ac Mesh Wi-Fi Router The Maintenance Race Coté: Truefitt & Hill Shaving Cream Bowl - Trafalgar | Smooth Glide for Incredibly Close, Yet Comfortable Hydrating Shave, 6.7 ounces Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

If capitalism is so great, why aren’t we working less? We discuss the potential for the GDP to finally do something for us, plus simplifying “sovereign cloud” and the potential of containers with their own jurisdiction. Also, thoughts on PowerPoint filenames. Runner-up Titles Also true, Less Money, Mo Problems Should have just been titled “Mo’ Problems.” Pancakes in Australia Australian names for pancakes: jackies, thin roundies, carbo-jacks, Yankee Breakfast Discs, flappies/flappos. Rentie and Rentos - “I’m renting, so it’s terrible.” Presentation-Final-V2.pptx DJ .PPTX Final_V2 I learned nothing about slide naming in college conference_keynote-rough_draft_feedback_welcome.pptx The Software Defined Fund Surfboard popped up and slapped my willies. Lean into it, or be leaned into. Rundown Sovereign cloud as a test of cloud differentiation Microsoft adding in more sovereign cloud stuff . There’s a stack of software you can move to different Datacenters globally, and you can bind compote and data to that region. How different are each of the clouds? Do they offer kind of the same things? Do they have patent fights over things to prevent each other from copying capabilities? Is differentiation in price and their management skills? Performance based on how they they spend on the hardware? TextExpander gets $41.4m funding round Marco Polo is no more, people gave up. Wut? Such confusion. Says they have 100,000 monthly users - what is the math there? TextExpander origin story . If we can’t work less, what’s the point of all this capitalism? No one wants to work on Friday . Coté’s too many types of screw drivers point in another form. See also “what did GDP ever do for me?” A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore . Relevant to your Interests Tau T2A is first Compute Engine VM to run on Arm | Google Cloud First Cyber Safety Review Board report finds Log4j has become an ‘endemic vulnerability’ Matt Levine On What to Watch In Twitter vs. Elon Musk — Odd Lots Microsoft tapped to provide advertising on ad-supported Netflix tier Steering with a Madman in the Car Unity caught some dogfood poisoning IBM shares slide after company trims cash forecast Netflix loses nearly 1 million subscribers, and its stock soars http://free-for.dev Nutanix Objects Violates MinIO’s Open Source License Amazon and One Medical agree to acquisition of One Medical Google Launches Carbon, an Experimental Replacement for C++ a16z is Moving to the Cloud The Cost of Cloud, a Trillion Dollar Paradox Microsoft is adding video stories to Teams to liven up the chat app Google, Oracle cloud servers suffer outage in UK heatwave Nonsense Pringles Texas BBQ Sauce chips, review from two Texans Next level Excel Nerd Power Move https://www.amazon.com/Router-Guard-Large-WiFi/dp/B07MXD75TR America’s Love Affair With Iced Drinks Lawn Mowing Simulator will be free on the Epic Games Store next week Conferences THAT Conference Wisconsin , July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for $50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for $25 off 3-Day Camper ticket DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x , July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP DevOpsDays DFW , August 24-25, 2022 - VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform , SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack . Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch , Twitter , Instagram , LinkedIn and YouTube . Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF , so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk ! Recommendations Matt: Sydney Harbour 10k Coté: Silverview .

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This week we discuss Musk vs. Twitter, Apple Wallet Employee Badges and using Slack for incident management with Incident.io. Plus, some thoughts on European Highways… Runner-up Titles Tasty Jambalaya Cars Rules Exit Ramps The Autobahn The Driving Episode Muscle Memory Norman Doors Screenshotting Screensharts Count the pixels Digital Nirvana Free Ketchup An ROI cul-de-sac Rundown Musk vs. Twitter Elon Musk notifies Twitter he is terminating deal How Elon Musk Damaged Twitter and Left It Worse Off Digital Transformation mean outages in IRL A DoorDash glitch temporarily allowed hundreds of users to order free food American Airlines pilots get triple pay for trips dropped in scheduling glitch 167 Green Launches Employee Badge In Apple Wallet For All Tenants Incident.io raises $28.7M for Slack-based incident response Relevant to your Interests Storage firm Drobo has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcyr Netflix doesn’t want to hear it anymore PlayStation Store removes purchased movies from libraries after service shutdown AWS starts renting cloudy M1 Mac minis Systemd Creator Lands At Microsoft South by Southwest in Australia: Austin event plans a Down Under version in 2023 Nothing (event): Return to Instinct. Oracle Considered $1B In Cuts, ‘Thousands’ Of Layoffs: Report | CRN YouTube Rolling Out Picture-in-Picture Support on iOS for All U.S. Users, Eligible customers can now order a free MFA security key | Amazon Web Services SingleStore raises additional cash to grow database business BMW is now selling a monthly subscription service for heated seats Inside a radical new project to democratize AI Honda key fob flaw lets hackers remotely unlock, start cars Spotify to acquire music trivia game Heardle AWS squashes authentication bugs in Kubernetes service Evan Williams Is Stepping Down as C.E.O. of Medium Nonsense Llanfairpwllgwyngyll Liam Dutton nails pronouncing Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch I compared food courts at Sam's Club and Costco, and this is why Costco comes out on top Every Windows boot screen ever! Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Tricentis - Deliver cloud-based applications with confidence. Conferences THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for $50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for $25 off 3-Day Camper ticket DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x, July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: GE Profile Opal. Coté: History of The Netherlands podcast. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss Fedex going all-in on cloud, app modernization at the IRS and how to take unlimited PTO. Plus, some thoughts on rental property and telling time. Runner-up Titles Spreadsheets in your mind More ETF less Van Gogh The baby likes ducks The sticky stuff was not working I’ve read books Modernization takes 30 to 40 years No time is good Can I go to the beach Take a vacation The Kitchen Table Board Rundown A scheduling glitch temporarily canceled thousands of American Airlines flights Amazon, Microsoft, Google Strengthen Grip on Cloud Cloud infrastructure spend to top non-cloud in 2022 Brian has thoughts see Slack Thread FedEx to close all datacenters by 2024 Mark Zuckerberg: We’re ‘turning up the heat’ at Meta so employees will quit Relevant to your Interests AWS adds bare metal support to EKS Anywhere Bessemer is now an RIA Exclusive: Meta slashes hiring plans, girds for 'fierce' headwinds Azure said to be having capacity issues, supply chain blamed Need A Linux Kernel Module? Scratch That Leaked Videos Show Disney Is the Biggest Ad Tech Giant You've Never Heard Of NIST unveils four algorithms that will underpin new 'quantum-proof' cryptography standards Amazon Bringing Grubhub To Prime Users After Buying 2% Stake A Look Back at Q1 '22 Public Cloud Software Earnings Oracle slashes minimum commitment for on-prem cloud Euro slides to 20-year low against the dollar as recession fears build Nonsense I fucking hate Jira. This Nuclear-Powered ‘Flying Hotel’ Can Stay Airborne for Years Dave & Buster’s completes its Main Event acquisition Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Conferences THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for $50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for $25 off 3-Day Camper ticket DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x, July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Shining Girls Coté: renting bikes at Het Zwarte Fietsenplan. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss the Stack Overflow Dev Survey, Securing the Supply Chain and Slack Huddles. Plus, some thoughts on coffee down under. Runner-up Titles Waiting for my wife to get up and out of the bedroom/office My wife is still asleep I feel a Liberal Arts rant coming on That’s not the full stack baby How deep does this chasm go? This was your chance to own the SaaS 10 years ago Rundown Starbucks down under Why there are almost no Starbucks in Australia Survey Says Stack Overflow Developer Survey 2022 The 10th Annual Open Source Jobs Report - Linux Foundation Supply Chain Aqua Security and CIS release first formal guidelines for software supply chain Direct link to CIS Doc Chain Bench The 4th S of Software Supply Chain Security Productivity The Future of Slack Looks a Lot Like Zoom Discord Improved My Marriage IBM’s first cloudy mainframes scheduled to launch June 30 Relevant to your Interests Netflix Cuts 300 Employees In New Round of Layoffs Remote Workers Make More Money, Cloud Salary Survey Says Amazon has a plan to make Alexa mimic anyone's voice Twitter to expand into long-form content with upcoming Twitter Notes feature (Update: confirmed) – TechCrunch Google is paying the Wikimedia Foundation for better access to information Oracle slashes minimum commitment for on-prem cloud Zendesk to Be Acquired by Investor Group Led by Hellman & Friedman and Permira for $10.2 Billion He's the first buyer of the electric F-150. Why he's the future of the car industry Here’s Google’s letter saying employees can relocate to states with abortion rights Report: Apple is gearing up to launch a ‘flood’ of new devices starting this fall Valorant Is Planning to Monitor Voice Chat, Tests Begin Next Month Politics trumps business in Truth Social’s war on Big Tech Geofence and keyword warrants The GitOps market: driving progressive delivery and experimentation's expansion by The Art of Modern Ops Jeffrey Snover retires Pinterest CEO steps down, Google executive to take over in e-commerce push VMware Unveils vSphere+ and vSAN+ Consentomatic Atlassian is 20 years old and unprofitable Google Workspace head Javier Soltero is leaving the company DevOps is a failure | lbr. Developer-Led Landscape: Complexity, Automation & A Future of Autonomous Development How Thomas Kurian made Google Cloud into an enterprise-first company Nonsense New favorite #barcelona #bar #travel #spain #abroad SXSW expands to Australia for 2023 Listener Feedback There are indeed a Smart Sprinkler System: Rachio Smart Sprinkler Controllers and Rain Bird Conferences THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for $50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for $25 off 3-Day Camper ticket DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x, July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Gmail Top Senders Script, Google Storage Manager and Gmail Search Operators Brandon’s on the Cloudcast this week: A 2022 Mid-Year Cloud Update Matt: MangoPi MQ-PRO (RISC-V SBC) Photo Credits CoverArt Banner

This week we discuss the rise of WASM, Cloudflare’s Post Mortem, Oracle Cloud news and the future of CAPTCHAs. Plus, some thoughts on buzzwords, sprinklers and dogs. Runner-up Titles Chrome fixes everything Plateau of Productivity When the curve nopes. When the parabola yeets. First class SaaS Thanks for the legwork fool The cash cow has run out of milk Sign-a-tar Tumbler is now HIPAA compliant Working has its privileges Let go of this dog now Rundown Fermyon Launches With First Cloud-Native WebAssembly PaaS Cloudflare Cloudflare Post Mortem Massive Cloudflare outage caused by network configuration error The Hardest Working Office Design In America Encrypts Your Data–With Lava Lamps Oracle Oracle Versus Amazon: Oracle Will Rip and Replace AWS at Cerner Exclusive: TikTok moves U.S. user data to Oracle servers DocuSign CEO Dan Springer steps down Removing people from security Password policies of 120 websites iOS 16 Will Let iPhone Users Bypass CAPTCHAs in Supported Apps and Websites Relevant to your Interests Amazon CEO Andy Jassy’s First Year on the Job: Undoing Bezos-Led Overexpansion Senate considers ban on data brokers selling health and location info Full List of Data Broker Opt-Out Guides: How to opt-out of the internet Anna Sorokin plans to launch an NFT collection Facebook Is Receiving Sensitive Medical Information from Hospital Websites – The Markup Median software multiple is now 5.7x. The 3-Day Return to Office Is, So Far, a Dud The Big Winners and Losers From the Remote Work Revolution I Should Be Able to Mute America Capital One fraudster got in via 'misconfigured' AWS storage Better.com loses three more senior executives, including SVP and VP of sales Veza Raises $110M in Funding - FinSMEs The 4th S of Software Supply Chain Security Nonsense The Worst Programming Language Ever - Mark Rendle - NDC Oslo 2021 Jira gets fired by ClickUp - Exit Interview commercial advertisement Amazon demos Alexa reading a bedtime story in the voice of a boy's deceased grandma Could You Really Not Just Put This In An Email? Listener Feedback / Jobs Mantalus hiring Client Account Executive in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Conferences THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for ****$50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for ****$25 off 3-Day Camper ticket DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x, July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: The Old Man **on FX/Hulu Matt: Patagonia Black Hole 25L Coté: Elgato 4k Cam Link. Photo Credits Wall of Entropy CoverArt

This week we discuss Oracle buying Corner, drama at Coinbase and the Gartner MQ for Observability. Plus, some thoughts on European Design Style… Runner-up Titles Secular Winds. Internet Hygiene Don’t Bang the Table Do you own a motorcycle? The Hilda World-building Executive Retreat for Toxic Crytpo Execs. That’s some flavor Client/server Bias. Power of Privilege Rundown Everyone tries to fix verticals like healthcare but can an outsider really do it? Oracle thinks it can fix healthcare’s biggest tech issue Oracle stock jumps 9% on strong cloud revenue CEO Bias Silicon Valley’s Horrible Bosses Coinbase CEO Twitter Thread An Open letter to Elon… Productivity Google’s changing its calendar invites to be clearer and more modern Who the **** Enjoys Using Outlook? Honeycomb Cements Its Position as a Leader in 2022 Gartner® Magic Quadrant™ - Honeycomb Relevant to your Interests Introducing Achievements: recognizing the many stages of a developer’s coding journey | The GitHub Blog Microsoft’s new Xbox TV app streams games without a console later this month MIT researchers uncover ‘unpatchable’ flaw in Apple M1 chips – TechCrunch Spotify comes for audiobooks [Joe Beda retires, sort of.](http://: https://twitter.com/jbeda/status/1535319525851205633) Microsoft will soon post salary ranges for ALL job openings Amazon Prime Air prepares for drone deliveries Apple CEO Tim Cook heaps praise on ‘cutting-edge’ Chinese software developers The Origin of Git Snowflake switches gears, from data warehouse to application cloud The Washington Post is not selling its software business, despite offers Nonsense The SDT THREAD is now over 7k messages. Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Listener Feedback / Jobs Jesus has written the perfect SDT comment. See here. Conferences FinOps X, June 20-21, 2022, Matt’s there! DevOps Loop, June 22nd. Free! Coté put the agenda together. Open Source Summit North America, June 21-24, 2022, Matt’s there! DevOpsDayLA is happening at SCALE19x, July, 29th, 2022 Discount code: DEVOP THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 Discount code: SDTFriendsWI50 for ****$50 off 4-Day everything ticket Discount code:: SDTFriendsWI25 for ****$25 off 3-Day Camper ticket VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022 THAT Conference Texas Call For Counselors Jan 16-19, 2023, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Top Gun: Maverick Coté: D&D Adventure Begins. Photo Credits Header Photo CoverArt

This week we discuss work life balance, the State of Continuous Delivery Survey and recap WWDC. Plus, some thoughts on Buddha and parenting… Runner-up Titles The Buddha had no kids The Air Fryer is a PaaS. Rundown Work vs. Life Office workers get little reward for returning to the office – an idle factory is taboo CEOs had a phenomenal year. Workers, less so Tesla monitored its employees on Facebook with help of PR firm during 2017 union push Elon Musk asks all Tesla employees to come back to the office or quit Ford factory workers get 40-hour week Survey Says State of Continuous Delivery Chainguard raises $50M Series A for supply chain security WWDC Apple WWDC 2022: the 16 biggest announcements Create macOS or Linux virtual machines - WWDC22 - Videos Apple will allow Linux VMs to run Intel apps with Rosetta in macOS Ventura All the New Features Coming to Your Mac This Fall EU reaches deal to make USB-C a common charger for most electronic devices Relevant to your Interests Earnings HashiCorp quarter MongoDB quarter GitLab quarter Salesforce stock jumps as it raises profit forecast Tech Valuations Tumble, but Business Software Stocks Are Cushioned by the Cloud A Framework for Navigating Down Markets VMware Good thread (VMware history) Broadcom buying VMware makes sense for IoT infrastructure Broadcom plans 'rapid subscription transition' for VMware Broadcom buying VMware makes sense for IoT infrastructure Brian Madden’s brutal and unfiltered thoughts on the Broadcom / VMware deal Broadcom will tame the VMware beast VMware Blockchain Bolt, the payments start-up, has begun laying off employees. Layoffs.fyi - Tech Layoff Tracker and Startup Layoff Lists Proton Is Trying to Become Google—Without Your Data OpenStack, except it's outer space, Microsoft confirms it's taking a 'new approach' with its game streaming device | Engadget How to do fun and interesting executive dinners, round tables, etc. – online and in-person Over 380 000 open Kubernetes API servers | The Shadowserver Foundation Twitter fined $150M for misusing 2FA data First she documented the alt-right. Now she’s coming for crypto. Exclusive: Microsoft continues to iterate on an Xbox cloud streaming device codenamed 'Keystone' Microsoft won't lower software costs on AWS, Google clouds A researcher's avatar was sexually assaulted on a metaverse platform owned by Meta, making her the latest victim of sexual abuse on Meta's platforms, watchdog says Forget LinkedIn—Your Next Job Offer Could Come via Slack Sheryl Sandberg will leave Meta after 14 years this fall This crypto startup believes 'sex-to-earn' is the future of web3 ExpressVPN rejects CERT-In directives, removes its India servers MongoDB CTO on (no)SQL, Superapps, and Southeast Asia Google is combining Meet and Duo into a single app for voice and video calls This VR headset will measure a user's brain activity Tesla has to respond to increase in phantom braking complaints Amazon’s retail CEO is resigning after 23 years Zoom Hires Greg Tomb as President Peloton hires Amazon Web Services executive Liz Coddington as new CFO in latest shakeup Musk accuses Twitter of 'resisting and thwarting' his right to information on fake accounts ‘A new IBM’: How the tech giant simplified its marketing Coinbase extends hiring pause for 'foreseeable future' and plans to rescind some offers Evading the Big Blue Name Police IBM CEO explains why company offloaded Watson Health MongoDB fires up new cloud, on-premises releases In reversal, Twitter plans to comply with Musk’s demands for data OpenCost: Open Source Collaboration on Kubernetes Cost Standards Kubecost launches open-source OpenCost project Datadog’s 2022 State of Serverless report The IRS needs digital transformation Oracle quietly closes $28B deal to buy electronic health records company Cerner Nonsense The Cast of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Cast Explains What Real Startups Do (NSFW) WSJ News Exclusive | Justin Timberlake Sells Song Catalog to Blackstone-Backed Fund Every person in the U.S. now receives an average of 65 packages a year. Spotify Podcasters Are Making $18,000 a Month With Nothing But White Noise Flying ice cream? Unilever links with drone delivery service Flytrex Texas to reclaim home of the largest Buc-ee’s Sponsors Teleport — The easiest, most secure way to access infrastructure. Listener Feedback / Jobs Tim wants you to work at Biogen as a Global DevOps Lead, Commercial & Medical IT Walmart is hiring Principal Software Engineer - Linux Kernel in Sunnyvale, California Ryan wants you to work at DataDog as the Vice President, Events and Field Marketing J&J Senior Algorithm Analytics Engineer in Redwood City, California | Medical Devices NYTimes is hiring a Staff Software Engineer - CI/CD Platform Conferences FinOps X, June 20-21, 2022, Matt’s there! DevOps Loop, June 22nd. Free! Coté put the agenda together. Open Source Summit North America, June 21-24, 2

This week Brandon is joined by special guest host JJ Ashgiar and they record a live episode at the THAT Conference. Brandon and JJ interview Clark Sell and Brett Slaski about the origins and purpose of the THAT Conference and then the group discusses Broadcom acquiring VMware. Relevant to your Interests THAT Conference Broadcom to Acquire VMware for Approximately $61 Billion in Cash and Stock Guests Clark Sell Brett Slaski Recommendations Brandon — The Bond King JJ — Between Photo CreditSpecial Guests: Brett Slaski, Clark Sell, and JJ Asghar.

This week we discuss “Radical Transparency,” State of Crypto, IBM’s Cloud Efforts and Zoom’s Earnings. Plus, paying at the pump abroad. Runner-up Titles I’m here for the sandwich talk I want to get back to the garbage chairs Paying for Petrol Paying at the Pump Anonymize your trash I don’t want to improve Making life hard for HR Radical transparency for you, not me Where’d this public cloud come from? Don’t ever fall into the trap of sucking That’s a Circle Rundown Coinbase Tests App for Employees to Grade Each Other During Meetings Bridgewater Principles & Culture You need meeting knobs like this Seth Green's Stolen NFT Puts His New Animated Bored Ape Series in Jeopardy Adam Neumann’s Web3 Startup Raises $70 Million From VCs, ‘Goddess Nature Token’ How Committed Is Big Blue To The IBM Cloud? Zoom’s QTR Relevant to your Interests Layoffs.fyi - Tech Layoff Tracker and Startup Layoff Lists Cloud Foundry Launches Korifi to Ease Kubernetes Development Get The Report: State of Observability 2022 Lonestar plans to put datacenters in the Moon's lava tubes Alex Ellis, OpenFaaS | Kubecon + Cloudnativecon Europe 2022 Broadcom in talks to acquire VMware Broadcom in Talks to Acquire Cloud Company VMware Dell Becomes Billionaire Kingmaker in Broadcom, VMware Deal Broadcom Discussing Paying Around $140 a Share for VMware, People Say DevOps inspiration from Toyota Production System and Lean considered harmful Artifice and Intelligence Klarna fires 10% of its team amid valuation crunch New – Amazon EC2 C7g Instances, Powered by AWS Graviton3 Processors Planview Acquiring Long-Time Partner Tasktop - Mike West Stepping Onto the AWS Commerce Platform with James Greenfield K8s (⁦@kubernetesio⁩) startups raised $500M ~ in funding over the last 30 months alone. The results are in, and the longlist of management books for 2022 is being revealed! Joining Docker LogDNA Unveils New Brand Identity Reflecting Vision for Observability Data SlashData: Cloud native continues to grow with more than 7 million developers worldwide We Sign Tomorrow? Inside A Tech Acquisition | Paddle Documentary Nonsense Resolution in Rackspace slide lawsuit Central Texas man takes on Elon Musk's Boring Company, unkept promises Spreadsheet The Game A message from the staff of Reply All: It’s the end of Superman. National bank hit by ransomware trolls hackers Conferences cdCon, June 7 – 8, 2022 Austin, Texas + Virtual 40% Discount Code: CdCon22SDPod MongoDB World 2022, June 7-9th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 FinOps X, June 20-21, 2022, Matt’s there! DevOps Loop, June 22nd. Free! Coté put the agenda together. Open Source Summit North America, June 21-24, 2022, Matt’s there! THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: After Steve Matt: REI Anniversary Sales Screaming in the Cloud: AWS Commerce Platform Reply All: Flying the Coop Coté: The Baby on the Fire Escape: Creativity, Motherhood, and the Mind-Baby Problem. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss the "sum of the parts" of Rackspace, Rocky Linux recreates CentOS and thoughts on the economy. Plus, a debate: rental car vs. Uber. Rundown Rackspace Technology Reports First Quarter 2022 Results; Company Evaluating Strategic Alternatives Cloudflare gets serious about infrastructure services Rocky Linux developer CIQ raises $26M to recreate CentOS for enterprises Snowflake Stock: Finally, This Software Titan Is Worth A Nibble (NYSE:SNOW) Job vacancies outpace unemployment for first time Relevant to your Interests Observability Engineering - O'Reilly Book 2022 Download Observe raises $70M to grow its data-fueled observability platform Apple discontinues its last iPod Ploopy. Open-source hardware. [DigitalBridge to Buy Switch for $11 Billion as Data Center M&A Binge Continues](http://) Aiven Raises $210M to Invest in Sustainable Open Source Cloud Workforce management startup Rippling raises $250M at $11.25B valuation Google finally announces the Pixel Watch IBM's massive 'Kookaburra' quantum processor might land in 2025 Google Cloud launches AlloyDB, a new fully managed PostgreSQL database service Komodor provides a Kubernetes troubleshooting platform Nvidia Does the Unexpected: Open Sources GPU Drivers for Linux Hands-Free Voice Control | Sonos Appeals court unleashes Texas's anti-content-moderation law Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment acquires Redbox Hasura raises $100M to create GraphQL APIs for databases Jeffrey Snover claims Microsoft demoted him for PowerShell Amazon CEO Andy Jassy's $214 million pay package is 'excessive' and should be vetoed by shareholders, say advisory firms Netflix tells employees they can quit if they don't want to work on content they disagree with, according to new company culture guidelines Not all open-source leaders are jerks Intel Poaches Open Source Execs from Netflix, Apple to Boost Linux Efforts Jeff Bezos turns up heat on Joe Biden over US inflation Satya Nadella details Microsoft plan for ‘significant additional investment’ in employee compensation Musk: Twitter deal at lower price "not out of the question" Google Lets Personal Users Stay On 'No-Cost Legacy G Suite' With Custom Gmail Domain Apple slows return to office, will let employees stay remote and require masks in common spaces For Tech Startups, the Party Is Over The State of Kubernetes Security in 2022 Facebook’s hiring crisis: Engineers are turning down offers Twitter bleeds more top talent in the midst of Musk acquisition Sisters doing it for themselves: this nun built her own power plant Google Cloud launches new software supply chain and zero trust security services Orbit + Hoopy: Writing the Future of DevRel - Orbit A beef over NFTs is shaking the sneaker industry - The Hustle Introducing the 2022 State of Crypto Report Apple has shown its mixed reality headset to its board of directors: report (NASDAQ:AAPL) Why Did Heroku Fail? Docker Launches Docker Extensions and Docker Desktop for Linux Nonsense Mailin’ It! - The Official USPS Podcast Dad's take on Peloton from 2019 A solar power plant in space? The UK wants to build one by 2035. Elon discovers Lawyers More Cables Computer powered by colony of blue-green algae has run for six months Southwest introduces transferable credits Listener Feedback Relyance AI is looking for a VP of Product Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 cdCon, June 7 – 8, 2022 Austin, Texas + Virtual Get a 40% disocunt with this code: CdCon22SDPod MongoDB World 2022, June 7-9th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 FinOps X, June 20-21, 2022, Matt’s there! DevOps Loop, June 22nd. Free! Coté helps put the agenda together. Open Source Summit North America, June 21-24, 2022, Matt’s there! THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: tvOS 15.4 lets you finally log in to captive Wi-Fi portals on Apple TV Matt: The Poppy War Coté: Skilcraft U.S. Government Retractable Ball Point Pen, Fine Point, Blue Ink, Box of 12. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

Brandon interviews Philip Griffiths, the VP of Global Business Development at NetFoundry. They discuss how OpenZiti enables zero trust networking and how to build certificate-based security into your applications. Plus, some thoughts on creating an open source mascot. Episode Links NetFoundry replace with live netfoundry.io/sdt OpenZiti Zitification Bootstrapping Trust Contact Philip LinkedIn: philipleonardgriffiths Twitter: @OpenZiggy Twitter: @ThePGriffiths Special Guest: Philip Griffiths.

This week we discuss DevOpsDays Austin, the impending (?) economic downturn and advice on migrating your iCloud account when moving abroad. Plus, some thoughts on driving… Rundown DevOpsDays Austin Uber CEO vows to be ‘hardcore about costs,’ slow down hiring in memo to employees A cheat sheet for the next tech downturn Relevant to your Interests Square Enix Says Embracer Acquisitions Allow It to Invest More in the Blockchain, AI, and the Cloud Google is raising pay, revamping employee reviews, documents show What you may not know about the Dell-Snowflake deal The Graphic Truth: Twitter doesn't rule the social world I’m not a goblin, I just play one in Google Docs Apple's Director of Machine Learning Resigns Due to Return to Office Work Podcast Details 3D printing and trackballs: the future of gadgets? Red Hat and General Motors Collaborate to Trailblaze the Future of Software-Defined Vehicles Docker advances container isolation and workloads with acquisition of Nestybox - Docker Appian Awarded $2.036 Billion in Damages Against Pegasystems Inc. 4 new iCloud Keychain features for 2022 A Big Bet to Kill the Password for Good Google Cloud is forming a Web3 product and engineering organization Google's cloud group forms Web3 team to capitalize on booming popularity of crypto Nonsense Marc Andreessen Plucks Third Home Along Malibu Beachfront for $34M Sponsors IT Brew — Tune in to IT Brew’s virtual launch event on May 19th at 12pm EST. Register Here! Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 cdCon, June 7 – 8, 2022 Austin, Texas + Virtual Get a 40% disocunt with this code: CdCon22SDPod MongoDB World 2022, June 7-9th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 FinOps X, June 20-21, 2022 Open Source Summit North America, June 21-24, 2022 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Outer Range Matt: IKEA Hektar lamp Treasury Series I Bonds via Planet Money Coté: EPICKA Universal Travel Adapter Photo Credits Banner

This week we discuss palace intrigue at Apple. the death of passwords and Twilio’s valuation. Plus, Matt explains how to resurrect a dead MacBook Pro… Rundown How Technocrats Triumphed at Apple Passwords Apple, Google, and Microsoft team up on passwordless logins Teleport nabs $110M to provide identity-based infrastructure access Listen to Brandon interview Teleport CEO How FIDO Works 1Password 8 for Mac Released With New Design and Features Twilio - A Future Essential, Or Overhyped & Just Unprofitable? Twilio Announces First Quarter 2022 Results Matt Ray on headless Debian network installation works Relevant to your Interests Amazon re-awarded $10 billion NSA cloud contract after Microsoft dispute | Engadget A common mistake of many first-time CTOs or VP of Engineerings: Big Tech revenue growth rates. Amazon Web Services is now a $74 billion business Twitter miscounted its daily users for three years straight Cloudflare has blocked one of the largest DDoS attacks of all time Actual is going open-source Reality Check: Twitter Actually Was Already Doing Most Of The Things Musk Claims He Wants The Company To Do (But Better) Researchers find Amazon uses Alexa voice data to target you with ads Amazon has bold ambitions to take on SpaceX in the satellite internet business Netlix from Tech Company to Media Company in one chart Telegram "Premium" subscription is showing up in beta builds of the app Apple to bin apps that go three years without updates Inside the Growing Discontent Behind Nintendo’s Fun Facade Graphite turned an internal side project into $20M Series A Stanford University will receive a record $1.1 billion gift from the venture capitalist John Doer Cameo lays off close to 90, including senior executives Google Makes $100,000 Worth of Tech Training Free to Every U.S. Business Marketing Technology Landscape 2022: search 9,932 solutions on martechmap.com Diagram as Code for prototyping cloud system architectures Google Cloud and SAP launch a native integration between Workspace and S/4HANA Cloud Cloud spending is hard to control. Cloud providers only do so much to help. Pack your bags! This is your invite to SpotifyIsland Marketing Technology Landscape 2022: search 9,932 solutions on martechmap.com Nonsense AOC and Elon Sneakers, elastic pants: People alter office wear amid COVID Sponsors IT Brew — The IT Brew newsletter delivers the latest news and analysis of trends shaping the IT industry, like only The Brew can. Subscribe today! Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022:, May 10 & 11th, 2022 MongoDB World 2022, June 7-9th, 2022 cdCon, June 7 – 8, 2022 Austin, Texas + Virtual Get a 40% disocunt with this code: CdCon22SDPod Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Ozark Series Finale Matt: Debian preseed Photo Credits Banner Art Cover Art

This week we discuss Matt’s new job at Kubecost, Istio joins the CNCF, the latest cloud earnings and Twitter gets bought. Plus, the first ever Cloud Startup Fantasy Draft… Rundown Kubecost Istio Istio have applied to become Cloud Native Project Istio moves to the CNCF - Service Mesh's Past, Present and Future - Solo Earnings AWS CEO: We're not spinning out, likely to seek acquisitions Amazon's cloud business grows almost 37%, but slows from last quarter Microsoft earnings beat across the board Alphabet reports weak earnings and revenue on big YouTube miss Cloud CAPEX: Google and Microsoft The Complete History & Strategy of NVIDIA Akamai launches managed database offering for MySQL, PostgreSQL, Redis and MongoDB Twitter Back to the Future of Twitter Elon Musk to Acquire Twitter Bezos on Twitter being acquired Twitter’s top lawyer reassures staff, cries during meeting about Musk takeover Relevant to your Interests 7 Best Free RSS Feed Readers Is Firefox OK? After proving need for no-code apps, Glide rewarded with $20M Series A – TechCrunch Good SDT Slack Thread on this The Founder Who Turned an Automation Startup Into Portland’s Biggest Tech Company Analysts Predict End is Near for Global Chip Shortage Hopin: virtual events start-up struggles as real gatherings return Elon Musk to Acquire Twitter Devs Are Up in Arms After Apple Says It Will Remove Games That Haven't Been Updated - IGN AppDynamics founder’s midas touch strikes again as Harness valuation hits $3.7B SonarSource raises $412M to scan codebases for bugs Kubernetes Is Here to Stay: Here's Why Dropbox unplugged its own datacenter to test resilience YouTube’s growth struggles to load Apple now lets you buy parts so you can fix your iPhone yourself Robinhood is cutting 9% of its staff Top 10 PaaS providers of 2022 and what they offer you Nonsense Once the Square CEO, Jack Dorsey is now officially 'Block Head' Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022:, May 10 & 11th, 2022 MongoDB World 2022, June 7-9th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: F1 TV Matt: Factorio Story Missions Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss the disruption happening to Netflix, Corporate Metrics and a few thoughts on Heroku. Plus, some summer travel tips. Rundown Netflix Netflix shares crater 25% after company reports it lost subscribers for the first time in more than 10 years Netflix Estimates More Than 100 Million Non-Paying Households Use Shared Passwords Netflix slowdown leaves streaming biz reeling Reporting is hard Revenue, Revenue Everywhere. Not a Dollar to Count by @ttunguz Heroku Heroku is practically down for 4 days Heroku is like a fallen civilization of elves. Beautiful, immortal, beloved by all who encountered it - but still a dead end. - Adam Jacob Relevant to your Interests How we lost 54k GitHub stars – HTTPie blog Twitter is important, but it's always been vulnerable as a company. "Measuring Argo Workflow Costs with Kubecost" The Chips That Rebooted the Mac The Scoop: Inside the Longest Atlassian Outage of All Time Apollo Global weighs going in on bid to buy Twitter: report Google’s AI-Powered ‘Inclusive Warnings’ Feature Is Very Broken Stolen AirPods give away Russian retreat positions Apple must pay a man more than $1,000 for not including a power adapter with his new iPhone, judge rules Discovery is shutting down CNN+ and is expected to provide details to staffers Thursday... Nonsense Chipotle launches a $50 million venture capital fund Listener Feedback Brian wants you to work at Solo.io: Gloo Edge Product Manager Software Engineer (Front-End Systems) Software Engineer (Back-End Systems) New Business Developer (BDR/SDR) Conferences Spring Tour Chicago, April 26th to 27th. Save $50 with the code S1T_SAVE50. THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022:, May 10 & 11th, 2022 MongoDB World 2022, June 7-9th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Rectangle App on macOS Photo Credits CoverArt Banner

This week we discuss the legacy of Puppet, Private Equity acquisitions and a few thoughts on Cloud Migrations. Plus, the five types of All Hands meetings… Register here to be invited to future Software Defined Meetups Rundown Perforce to acquire infrastructure as code pioneer Puppet The PE Yo-Yo Thoma Bravo to take cybersecurity firm SailPoint private for $6.1 billion Private equity giant KKR buys security firm Barracuda Networks How big could the cloud get? Part 1 Relevant to your Interests Introducing global endpoints for Amazon EventBridge Exclusive: Two key tech execs quit Truth Social after troubled app launch Trump's Social Media Site Quietly Admits It's Based on Mastodon Epic and Lego partner to build a metaverse for kids What the New TV Shows About Start-Up Grift Still Don’t Get Are Microsoft’s days as the ‘friendly’ tech giant over? – POLITICO The Great Atlassian outage enters a new week Silverfort nabs $65M with a ‘holistic’ approach to protecting ID management across IT silos and legacy systems Activision Blizzard appoints new diversity officer ngrok - secure introspectable tunnels to localhost Neurodiverse Candidates Find Niche in Remote Cybersecurity Jobs How do you know when a business leads with technology? CEO Andy Jassy’s 2021 Letter to Shareholders Kubernetes Crosses the Chasm, and Other Lessons from the 2021 CNCF Survey Nonsense USB-C hubs and my slow descent into madness - Dennis Schubert CNN+ draws fewer than 10,000 daily viewers: report The Origins of the Dutch Angle Sponsors Drata — Put Security and Compliance on Autopilot: https://drata.com/partner/SDT Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 DevOps Days Birmingham AL,, April 18 & 19th, 2022 Spring Tour Chicago, April 26th to 27th. DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022:, May 10 & 11th, 2022 MongoDB World 2022, June 7-9th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Matt: Memory Palace: Combinations To Scale Brandon: Chris Dixon thinks web3 is the future of the internet — is it? Photo Credits Banner Header CoverArt

This week we discuss Dagger’s Launch, Employee Tacking and Executive Compensation. Plus, some thoughts on beans and broccoli… Register here to be invited to future Software Defined Meetups Rundown Dagger Introducing Dagger: a new way to create CI/CD pipelines Docker founder Solomon Hykes launches Dagger, a new DevOps startup CUE Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger earned $178.6M in 2021 Goldman Sachs is tracking ID swipes so it can crack down on employees who are breaking its return-to-office rules. Here's what happens to those who don't show up enough. Relevant to your Interests On Postgres Container Apps. Behold Smooshing: database meet app platform, app platform meet database. Update on “reader” app distribution Why Apple Is Preparing to Let You Subscribe to Your iPhone Tinybird adds $37 million to run realtime analytics APIs for you Skillsoft and Codecademy: Equipping today’s workforce with the skills for tomorrow A guide to pronouncing names of global tech companies Google now requires two staff to sign off each Go change Scaling Kubernetes to Over 4k Nodes and 200k Pods Grafana Labs announces $240 million Series D round led by GIC and welcomes new investor Microsoft is integrating its Windows 365 Cloud PCs into Windows 11 $120M to build a "checkout" button Google Cloud cross-platform data storage engine, BigLake Announcing the next generation of Amazon Honeycode Boeing taps Amazon, Microsoft, Google for cloud mega-deal Facebook owner Meta targets virtual currency market with ‘Zuck Bucks’ The first RISC-V portable computer is now available Stanford engineers invent a solar panel that generates electricity at night Global Unicorn Club IBM 'misclassified' mainframe sales to enrich executives Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway disclosed late on Wednesday that it had purchased a stake in computer and printer maker HP Inc worth $4.2bn Ubuntu 22.04 LTS Ready With Mesa 22.0, Early Intel Arc Graphics Enabled & Amber Added PaaS is back: Why enterprises keep trying to resurrect self-service developer platforms We Don't Talk about PaaS - Coté's Commonplace Book - Issue #59 Elon Musk is the new Product Manger of Twitter. Twitter plans edit button, says Elon Musk’s poll had nothing to do with it Announcing AWS Lambda Function URLs: Built-in HTTPS Endpoints for Single-Function Microservices Why AMD Spent $1.9B for Pensando's DPU Biz Microsoft Azure vaults into the Arm server era with chips from Ampere Nonsense I Gave My Goldfish $50,000 to Trade Stocks 300 Drones Formed a QR Code That Rick Rolled Dallas on April Fools' Day Comic Helvetic, an Unholy Combo of Comic Sans and Helvetica Footage of Jay Leno Hosting Windows 95 Launch Event Surfaces Online American Airlines Restarts Philadelphia Regional Routes With Landline Buses Listener Feedback Magnificent app which corrects your previous console command Unity hiring: Senior Strategic Business Development @ Austin, TX, USA Brain Gracely wants you to join Solo.io in Tech Marketing. Happy Birthday Day to Matt Ray. Sponsors Traceroute — The Podcast for digital pioneers: https://origins.dev/ Drata — Put Security and Compliance on Autopilot: https://drata.com/partner/SDT Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 DevOps Days Birmingham AL,, April 18 & 19th, 2022 Spring Tour Chicago, April 26th to 27th. DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022:, May 10 & 11th, 2022 MongoDB World 2022, June 7-9th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 VMware Explore 2022, August 29 – September 1, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Coté: Cojonudos Espárragos. Matt: Look at Them Beans - Johnny Cash Murder on the Orient Express (book, not the movie) Brandon: ****Yasso Bars Photo Credits Header Levels Art

This week we discuss the potential consequences of the EU’s Digital Markets Act, Gaming M&A and Docker’s latest funding. Plus, Coté offers advice about snakes…. Register here to be invited to future Software Defined Meetups. Rundown Security experts say new EU rules will damage WhatsApp encryption Europe says yes to messaging interoperability Amazon Game Studio Head Steps Down Amid Declining New World Active Players Netflix buys Boss Fight in latest gaming acquisition As Docker gains momentum, it hauls in $105M Series C on $2B valuation Relevant to your Interests Mac Studio Teardown: No upgradable storage… yet Teen Suspected by Cyber Researchers of Being Lapsus$ Mastermind Apple acquires UK open banking startup Credit Kudos PlanetScale Rewind Apple launches the first driver’s license and state ID in Wallet with Arizona Google Cloud now lets you suspend and resume VMs – TechCrunch Sealed IBM files in age-discrimination case now public Want to smell in virtual reality? A Vermont-based startup has the technology Apple will reportedly sell the iPhone as a subscription service Nvidia CEO to Look at Intel for Foundry, Says Shift Will Be Hard ( Instacart is slashing its valuation by almost 40% to $24B Texas has enough wind and solar power to replace coal almost entirely The Overcast Redesign: Part One Malicious Packages in npm Targeting Azure Developers Google Issues Emergency Security Warning For 3.2 Billion Chrome Users The public really have no idea what we do, do they The single-largest wind farm in North America comes online in Oklahoma Apple’s iPhone SE is the nail in the mmWave 5G coffin Gravity - Issue 1: Analytics HP seeks to ride hybrid work boom with $1.7 billion Poly buyout Chrome and Edge hit with V8 type confusion vulnerability with in-the-wild exploit Microsoft is using illegal bribes in the Middle East and Africa. Facebook paid GOP firm to malign TikTok Arm plans transfer of shares in renegade China unit to speed up IPO 20 Kubernetes Blogs, Journals, and Podcasts to Follow in 2022 Okta: "We made a mistake" delaying the Lapsus$ hack disclosure Okta hack puts thousands of businesses on high alert More Okta The Okta Mess Is Even Worse Than It Appears Google Calendar now lets paid users create a “booking page” website Compose with Markdown in Google Docs on web HashiCorp co-founder Armon Dadgar speaks to The Reg Nonsense Reference Letter Cybersecurity and Skin Care U.S. Nuclear Power to China? - Freakonomics Some news from Austin Dyson's First Wireless Headphones: Fresh Tunes and Fresh Air Listener Feedback Jordi wants you to work at Harness Ryan wants you to become the Chief of Staff - CISO at DataDog Andrew wants you to work at Deepfactor where you will be known as a “Deepfactorianm.” Join the jobs channel in SDT Slack to learn more Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Traceroute — The Podcast for digital pioneers: https://origins.dev/ Drata — Put Security and Compliance on Autopilot: https://drata.com/partner/SDT Conferences .Net Beyond conference watch the replay THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 DevOps Days Birmingham AL,, April 18 & 19th, 2022 Spring Tour Chicago, April 26th to 27th. DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022:, May 10 & 11th, 2022 MongoDB World 2022, June 7-9th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: iOS App Developer Settlement with Apple Photo Credits Header CoverArt

This week we discuss how the software supply chain impacts business continuity and analyze the latest attempt to disrupt Microsoft Excel. Plus, some thoughts on bread heels…. Register here to be invited to future Software Defined Meetups. Rundown On the weaponisation of open source Hacker Group Claims Access to User Authentication Firm Okta The tyranny of Microsoft Excel may finally be over Relevant to your Interests Website Builder Webflow Hits $4 Billion Valuation As It Nears $100 Million Revenue Amazon Closes $8.5 Billion Acquisition of MGM BIG sabotage: Famous npm package deletes files to protest Ukraine war DeepMind's New AI: As Smart As An Engineer... Kind Of! Netflix CEO Says Account Sharing Is OK – TechCrunch About Netflix - Paying to Share Netflix Outside Your Household CURL is now 24 Software is no longer sold; it's adopted Grafana Labs, raised $220 million in Series C Coatue-Backed Grafana Seeks Funds at $5 Billion-Plus Value Cribl raises $200M to help enterprises do more with their data Elon Musk's SpaceX has activated more than 5,000 Starlink internet terminals in Ukraine, report says The UK May Build a £16 Billion Solar Power Station in Space. Here’s How It Would Work Harness Expands Software Delivery Platform With Acquisition of ChaosNative and Launches Two New Modules to Help Developers Rapidly Deliver Resilient, Reliable, Secure Software Harness moves into chaos engineering with ChaosNative acquisition Apple hit with a widespread service outage SSH and Git, meet 1Password Twilio launches Flex Conversations, a unified chat API for contact centers Ford's F-150 Lightning will offer an EPA-rated 320 miles of range NVIDIA Introduces Grace CPU Superchip Long-Enduring COBOL May Still Have A Shelf Life RapidAPI Raises $150M Series D Led by SoftBank Vision Fund 2 to Empower Developers to Innovate and Build Software Faster with APIs The Ubuntu Application COBOL modernization startup CloudFrame bags $7M Series A funding Updated Okta Statement on LAPSUS$ Clocking in at $2.3 billion in losses, Business Email Compromise remains the elephant in the room. Nonsense Google's McLaren sponsorship puts the Android robot and Chrome wheels on its 2022 F1 car Plain Text Sports Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Postlight — Postlight co-founders Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk tech, business, ethics, and culture. Subscribe to the Postlight Podcast: https://postlight.com/podcast Traceroute — The Podcast for digital pioneers: https://origins.dev/ Conferences .Net Beyond conference, March 30–31, 2022, online. THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 DevOps Days Birmingham AL,, April 18 & 19th, 2022 Spring Tour Chicago, April 26th to 27th. DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022:, May 10 & 11th, 2022 MongoDB World 2022, June 7-9th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Coté: The Confidential Agent, **Graham Greene. Matt: Secrets of The Bullshark Brandon: Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance Photo Credits Header CoverArt

This week, Coté and Matt define three sales model for doing developer-led sales. Also, we know that clown fish are optional, but do rocks need to exist? Register here to be invited to future Software Defined Meetups. Mood Board: How many of you watch streaming? hotdogheadexplosion37 - “I’m your host, exploding hotdog.” hotdogheadexplosion37 solves agile financing problems. I’m your host, ExplodingHotDogMan What if rocks didn’t exist? I didn’t take “Philosophy of Rocks 101 in college, but I did take hydrobiology 379.” This is what happens when Brandon’s not here Legal week B to D sales The Janitorial Sales Model - vendor creates mess, drives uncontrolled/ungoverned/decentralized viral spread. The Mary Poppins Model Graffiti Proof Paint Model Rundown Rocks. The End of Daylight Saving Time? Dell Striving To ‘Embrace Developers In A Big Way’: Michael Dell Relevant to your Interests Congratulations to The Cloudcast, 600 Shows! Death by PowerPoint: the slide that killed seven people — mcdreeamie-musings Birdeye Raises $60M Series C Funding Led by Accel-KKR to Help Local Businesses Grow Commercial satellites test the rules of war in Russia-Ukraine conflict Google Cloud and VMware expand partnership with focus on cloud migrations The Conversation: Twitter Trends 2022 Google's domain name registrar is out of beta after seven years Amazon just introduced a bizarre metaverse-like game to train people how to use AWS The first RISC-V portable computer is now available Launching Valid Capital Veracode Announces Significant Growth Investment From TA Associates | Veracode Canonical bullish on OpenStack Facebook’s Parent Company Will Make Employees Do Their Own Laundry The next big SaaS player will be the company that solves enterprise billing The long-term strategy behind IBM's Red Hat purchase HashiCorp beats expectations in first quarterly earnings report since going public Oracle's cloud business seen as 'the driver,' of Q3 results Nonsense Facebook Libra: the inside story of how the company’s cryptocurrency dream died Winamp joins LimeWire in the emerging "legacy software comes back from the dead to do NFTs" trope One of the greatest videos in all of sports The time Vladimir Putin stole Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Postlight — Postlight co-founders Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk tech, business, ethics, and culture. Subscribe to the Postlight Podcast: https://postlight.com/podcast\ Conferences .Net Beyond conference, March 30–31, 2022, online. THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 DevOps Days Birmingham AL,, April 18 & 19th, 2022 Spring Tour Chicago, April 26th to 27th. DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022:, May 10 & 11th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Coté: Amazon Fresh store in London Matt: The Kubernetes Podcast 170: The Kubernetes Documentary

This week we discuss the potential digital transformation of the Dollar and Snowflake’s Strategy. Plus, what exactly is Heavy Metal… Register here to be invited to future Software Defined Meetups Rundown Digital Transformation of the Dollar The U.S. is considering a radical rethinking of the dollar for today's digital world Biden takes big step toward government-backed digital currency Let’s check in on SNOW Snowflake CFO Defends Strategy, Attacks Google Amid Stock Rout Clouded Judgement 3.4.22 SNOW Investor Deck Relevant to your Interests Need to keep your SBC fresh? Armbian v22.02 is out Developing Games Around the World: Netflix to Acquire Next Games Private equity firm Hellman & Friedman buys 7.5% stake in Splunk Report: Twitch confronted with staff "exodus" over strategy disagreements As Nvidia hacker deadline looms, 71,000 employee accounts have reportedly been exposed Understanding the value of AWS and Amazon Retail integration - a perspective from a long-time $AMZN shareholder. Europe attempts to break the internet again: Notable Internal Systems at Amazon Amazon's assistance in Ukraine Amazon's $31b "ad business" isn't DevOpsDays Austin donated $10,000 saved from 10 yrs of events to Ukraine relief For Its Next Trick, Nvidia Is Doing Software-Defined Storage Amazon announces 20-for-1 stock split First Apple M1 Ultra Benchmark Posted, Nearly Matches Threadripper 3990X Cloudflare, CrowdStrike, and Ping Identity launch the Critical Infrastructure Defense Project Google to Acquire Mandiant Salesforce is opening four new office towers Tech giants move to reopen offices, but differ on hybrid-work plans Here's Everything Apple Announced Today Nonsense When is a nanometer not nanometer? Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Postlight — Postlight co-founders Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk tech, business, ethics, and culture. Subscribe to the Postlight Podcast: https://postlight.com/podcast Listener Feedback Borko wants you to work in DevRel at Render. Conferences .Net Beyond conference, March 30–31, 2022, online. THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 DevOps Days Birmingham AL,, April 18 & 19th, 2022 DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022:, May 10 & 11th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: The Last Duel Coté: complaint department grenades, The French Dispatch. Matt: Reincubate Camo Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss how to measure DevRel, the legacy of Sun and a few thoughts on Markdown. Plus, we determine the TAM for trackballs… Register here to be invited to future Software Defined Meetups Rundown Measuring Developer Relations What if Sun called it Cloud? Relevant to your Interests A Visa exec's email to Amazon CEO Andy Jassy set off an internal scramble that's becoming increasingly common at the tech giant Clouded Judgement 2.25.22 Report: 76% of IT pros say that cloud has hit a wall Out Of Scope - #0 Mental Health with Kelsey Hightower — Software Engineering Daily Zendesk Scraps Takeover of SurveyMonkey Parent Company Momentive EPAM Systems Withdraws Financial Forecasts. It Makes Software in Ukraine. Bandcamp is Joining Epic Games Introducing a Google Cloud architecture diagramming tool | Google Cloud Blog Kyndryl signs partnership deal with AWS Apple is said to be working on a foldable MacBook/iPad hybrid device Amazon Luna – Cloud Gaming Service TikTok expands maximum video length to 10 minutes Intel energizes decades-old Linux kernel sub-project Nonsense You’ve Been Wearing Your Travel Pillow Wrong This Whole Time Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Postlight — Postlight co-founders Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk tech, business, ethics, and culture. Subscribe to the Postlight Podcast: https://postlight.com/podcast Listener Feedback Listen to The Kubernetes Developer Experience? on The CloudCast Conferences .Net Beyond conference, March 30–31, 2022, online. THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin, July 25, 2022 DevOps Days Birmingham AL,, April 18 & 19th, 2022 DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022:, May 10 & 11th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Mimestream - A native macOS email client for Gmail (BETA) Coté: The Nineties, Tyler Cowen interview with him. Matt: Hail Mary Photo Credits Banner Cover Art

Brandon interviews Ev Kontsevoy the CEO and Cofounder of Teleport. They discuss Ev’s early career, his experience at Mailgun and Teleport’s opinionated approach to providing secure access. Episode Links: YouTube Clip of the question to Jeff Bezos that inspired Mailgun Teleport Teleport Slack 5 Best Practices for Securing SSH Contact Ev: LinkedIn: kontsevoy Twitter: @kontsevoy Special Guest: Ev Kontsevoy.

This week we discuss Kubernetes adoption, the State of Open Source Survey and the search for a better Developer Experience. Plus, some thoughts on taking out the trash and conflict resolution. Register here to be invited to future Software Defined Meetups Rundown Ten takeaways from the 2022 State of Open Source survey What is Developer Experience? a roundup of links and goodness Developer Experience Is Security Relevant to your Interests California Will Stick Solar Panels Over Canals to Fight Two Disasters at Once Salesforce teams with AWS on direct-to-consumer streaming media solution – TechCrunch Snyk expands into cloud security with acquisition of Fugue Spotify Bet Big on Joe Rogan. It Got More Than It Counted On. Using a LinkedIn QR Code to Connect with Members Tiger Global, D1 Capital Signal Pullback From Big Private Tech Deals Amid Market Rout Thoughts On Markdown — Smashing Magazine Salesforce employees protest against its NFT ambitions Exam software is booming, but is it ethical? Texas led the country in new renewable energy projects last year Introducing Gitpod for Open Source Tech billionaire makes power play Why Big Tech is cooperating on smart homes Edgeless Systems wants to make public clouds the ‘safest place for sensitive data’ Goldman Sachs hands out biggest bonuses on Wall Street as talent shortage rages Intel Ramps Up Linux Investment By Acquiring Linutronix KubeDoc Follow Up Nonsense Texas Weather Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Postlight — Postlight co-founders Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk tech, business, ethics, and culture. Subscribe to the Postlight Podcast: https://postlight.com/podcast Listener Feedback macOS Utilities and Clip Board Managers Chris recommends Alfred Rookie recommends Mac tools like shuffle, flux and spectacle. Conferences .Net Beyond conference, March 30–31, 2022, online. THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin Call for Speakers is open, July 25, 2022 DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers, April 18 & 19th, 2022 DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers, May 10 & 11th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Severance on Apple TV+. Coté: Hilda; All Killa, No Filla podcast #69, “toe-mat-oes”; Indonesian ribs. Matt: The Flight Attendant. Photo Credits Header Survey Response Show Art

The week we review Kubernetes: The Documentary and Matt explains why there is no Diet Coke in Australia. Register here to be invited to future Software Defined Meetups Rundown Movie Review: Kubernetes: The Documentary The improbable rise of Kubernetes to become the operating system of the cloud CNCF Sees Record Kubernetes and Container Adoption in 2021 Cloud Native Survey Mirantis on run rate over $100M two years after buying Docker Enterprise assets Relevant to your Interests Peloton CEO Barry McCarthy's first all-hands meeting ends early as laid-off employees crash it There Are Now 1,000 Unicorn Startups Worth $1 Billion or More Zendesk Fields Takeover Offer From Private Equity Group ISS, Glass Lewis urge Zendesk investors vote against Momentive deal Republic’s metaverse real estate arm spins off, rebrands as Everyrealm – TechCrunch Apple Announces AirTag Updates to Address Unwanted Tracking Amazon and Spotify mull bids for London-listed podcaster Audioboom Microsoft is reopening its Washington and Bay Area offices this month Why Startup Founders Should Check In With Their Investors About Compliance Cyber security company Securonix raises $1 billion in Vista-led round IBM wanted to correct 'seniority mix' by firing older staff JPMorgan Is the First Bank Into the Metaverse, Looks at Business Opportunities Coinbase’s bouncing QR code Super Bowl ad was so popular it crashed the app VMware, Nvidia team up on AI-powered hybrid cloud platform Google Search Is Dying | DKB Fantastical update adds cloud-based scheduling features 20 years of .NET: Microsoft's Scott Hunter on the developer platform's "amazing journey" ****- 'Where is my office anyway?' As COVID recedes, remote workers prepare to head back AWS brings its Local Zones mini data centers to 32 new cities Launching and Scaling Data Science Teams: Three Years Later Shades of DevOps - Related Job titles Snyk Acquires Fugue, Enters Cloud Security Market 1Password for SSH & Git (Beta) | 1Password Developer Documentation Nvidia writes off $1.4bn in aftermath of failed Arm merger Intel to acquire contract chipmaker Tower Semiconductor for $5.4B Meta closes Kustomer deal after regulatory approval Introducing Gitpod for Open Source Spotify acquires Podsights and Chartable to advance its podcasting business Nonsense Buc-ee's plans first store outside of the South Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige & Kendrick Lamar FULL Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show Recycled bulletproof vests may boost the range of electric cars 5-fold, and extend battery life to 10 years All Blacks sale gets green light after players agree to private equity deal Learning Things From Internet Videos — Postlight — Digital Strategy, Design and Engineering Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Postlight — Postlight co-founders Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk tech, business, ethics, and culture. Subscribe to the Postlight Podcast: https://postlight.com/podcast Listener Feedback Ryan recommends Invasion on Apple TV+ Conferences .Net Beyond conference, March 30–31, 2022, online. THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin Call for Speakers is open, July 25, 2022 DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers, April 18 & 19th, 2022 DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers, May 10 & 11th, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf, June 13-16, 2022 SpringOne Platform, SF, December 6–8, 2022. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: PasteBot and speeding up your mouse tracking on macOS Coté: Max Headroom TV show - search Daily Motion. Pastie app. B2B TikTok. And, Streaming Coté. Matt: Hands on a Hardbody - On MailChimp? Photo Credits Header Image CoverArt

This week we discuss what to expect in cloud in 2020 and the prospect of building a better Kubernetes Developer Experience. Plus, Coté explains the Dutch concept of Gezellig. Rundown What to expect in cloud computing in 2022 and beyond A Better Kubernetes Experience for Developers is Key in 2022 Relevant to your Interests AWS Earnings TriggerMesh, Case Study in Open Sourcing Enterprise Software Strange Computer Languages: A Hacker’s Field Guide Real-time code sharing for your lectures and presentations Demostack - Spin up a demo, tailor the story, win more deals faster Microsoft Responds to OneDrive Mac User Criticism Following Decision to Enforce Files On-Demand Feature Docker. Highlights from our fiscal year: The end of the metaverse hopefully YouTube vs. Netflix Chrome is changing its logo for the first time in eight years Why rapid wage growth makes the Fed nervous SoftBank’s $66bn sale of chip group Arm to Nvidia collapses DeepMind says its new AI coding engine is as good as an average human programmer Meta says it may shut down Facebook and Instagram in Europe over data-sharing dispute Apple unveils contactless payments via Tap to Pay on iPhone Square dongle could be in trouble PopSQL Raises $14M in Series A Funding Report: Google Quietly Ditching Stadia Amazon raises the maximum base pay for corporate and tech employees Amazon and Nike are reportedly thinking of buying Peloton Google account hacks dropped by half after pushing two-step authentication by default NCAA is adding 2 factor authentication to its suite of web apps Microsoft Considers Pursuing a Deal for Cybersecurity Firm Mandiant Peloton takedown PPT Nonsense Wild Hipster Couple Accused in $4.5 Billion Crypto Crime How to Make an NFT Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Private Internet Access — America's #1 virtual private network. Try it out using a 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee: privateinternetaccess.com/SDT Listener Feedback Peloton Take Down Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin Call for Speakers is open, July 25, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers, May 10 & 11th, 2022 DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers, April 18 & 19th, 2022 DevOpsDays Austin 2022, May 4 - 5, 2022 Splunk’s ,conf June 13-16, 2022 Call for Speakers for .conf22 is open until Feb 28, 2022 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: iCloud Drive Coté: Star Wars Visions, Fantastic Mr. Fox. Matt: Kensington Expert Mouse Trackball Photo Credits Header Image Podcast Art

This week we discuss Cloud Earnings, OpenSSF’s new project and Tim Bray’s take on Cloud. Plus, some thoughts on data gravity… Rundown Earnings Apple tops earnings expectations on strong iPhone sales Microsoft Azure exceeded $40 billion in annualized revenue Alphabet crushes earnings, announces 20-for-1 stock split Docker makes comeback with over $50M in ARR two years into restructuring OSS Security Open Source Security Foundation (OpenSSF) OpenSSF Announces The Alpha-Omega Project to Improve Software Supply Chain Security for 10,000 OSS Projects Citrix goes private Tim Bray’s take on Cloud Relevant to your Interests Confluent and AWS just announced a "Strategic Collaboration Agreement." Internal messages show Amazon is telling employees to warn customers away from using Microsoft's or Google's clouds as a hedge against AWS outages Google Cloud is hiring a legion of blockchain experts to expand its business Google cloud unit shuffles partnerships and sales groups as CEO Kurian chases market share Science says ‘Zoom fatigue’ is real — and worse when you don’t like your face Power tool companies have discovered USB-C Life360 Says It Will Stop Selling Precise Location Data – The Markup Germany will break the Internet A guide to Web3 for Web2 frontend devs Meta doubles down on Oculus Quest name change and everyone hates it Streaming Service Retention Rates Okta Chart for Cloud Adoption Commentary: How homeowners defeated Zillow’s AI, which led to Zillow Offers’ demise Following his fiery Twitter tirades, Bolt founder Ryan Breslow is no longer CEO — and he says it’s his choice The numbers behind Spotify's Rogan How “Engineering-Driven” Leads to “Engineering-Supremacy” Universal Control was worth the wait – here's how it's changing the way I work Craob X: World's First Portless Laptop on The Way (Exclusive Leak) - My Laptop Guide .NET Beyond Bolt founder Ryan Breslow announces new CEO after Silicon Valley Twitter rant SpaceX’s new Starlink Premium tier promises up to 500Mbps for $500 a month MariaDB Corporation Ab to Become a Publicly Traded Company via Combination with Angel Pond Holdings Corporation Sony buying Bungie for $3.6 billion Serverless less trendy? Nonsense Tesla launches 'TeslaMic,' a microphone for in-car karaoke Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Listener Feedback Brian recommends you read Amp It Up Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin Call for Speakers is open, July 25, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers, May 10 & 11th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers, April 18 & 19th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: DDOG Dashboard for ERCOT Power in Texas Wordle and some news The New York Times Buys Wordle Coté: The Important Thing podcast. Matt: TriggerMesh Office Hours Living With Yourself Photo Credits Banner Art Cover Art

This week we discuss the SAT going online, the Pyramid of Open Source and dealing with tech debt. Plus, some thoughts on expense reports… Rundown Starting in 2024, U.S. students will take the SAT entirely online Enforcing the Pyramid of Open Source Microsoft cloud revenues power Microsoft's $51.7 billion second FY'22 quarter | ZDNet Relevant to your Interests Twitter brings NFTs to profile photos, but only for Twitter Blue subscribers | Engadget Peloton hires McKinsey to review cost structure; cycle maker may cut jobs, close stores Michael Dell Op-ed: There will never be a post-Covid world Merck wins cyber-insurance lawsuit related to NotPetya attack Anitian Raises $55 Million Series B to Further Transform the Cloud Security and Compliance Automation Industries with Pre-Engineered, Zero Trust Cloud Platforms Google kills off FLoC, replaces it with Topics Nvidia Quietly Prepares to Abandon $40 Billion Arm Bid SparkCognition, which develops AI solutions for a range of industries, nabs $123M Oracle audit also a 'sales enablement tool' Apple pays record $100,500 to student who found Mac webcam hack | AppleInsider This Post Was Written by GitHub Copilot | flower.codes Can CNN make streaming work? Kelsey Hightower vs. Chris Dixon Meta-backed Diem in talks to sell off assets: report Nonsense Boeing Adds $450 Million to Air-Taxi Effort A bot tried to ruin Wordle by posting the next day’s answer. Twitter suspended the account. Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Listener Feedback From Slack: Line Goes Up - The Problem With NFTs by Dan Olson Michale wants you to work at ****Honeycomb as a Senior Product Marketing Manager Brian wants you to be a Senior Product Manager - Cloud Infrastructure in Remote Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin Call for Speakers is open, July 25, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers, May 10 & 11th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers, April 18 & 19th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Ozark Season 4 Part 1 Coté: Pea soup/stew. Photo Credits Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss Open Source Model Business Models, Cloud Migrations and the prospect of cloud providers becoming “dumb pipes.” Plus, some thoughts on the rise of Professor Galloway. Rundown There is such a thing as an open source business model Web3 | No Mercy / No Malice AWS is Not a Dumb Pipe Clouded Judgement 1.14.22 Remote work and cloud adoption lands 1Password with $620M Series C, now valued at $6.8B Relevant to your Interests Kubernetes needs a developer platform Observable raises $35.6M to bring better visibility to enterprise data People Building 'Blockchain City' in Wyoming Scammed by Hackers - Slashdot NVIDIA's GeForce RTX 3090 Ti Custom Models Production Reportedly Halted Amidst BIOS & Design Issues Superior Court judge rules that Google's nondisclosure agreements are so broad they violate the state's ban on noncompete agreements Dutch competition authority recently ruled that Apple must allow dating apps to offer alternative payments. Web3 is going just great It was nice to be invited but I wish I hadn’t been. #aws #tektok 10 real-world stories of how we’ve compromised CI/CD pipelines Ford signs five-year payments deal with Stripe for e-commerce drive Microsoft to acquire Activision Blizzard to bring the joy and community of gaming to everyone, across every device - Stories I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone. Tales From Crypto: A Billionaire Meme Feud Threatens Industry Unity Better.com CEO Who Fired 900 Workers On Zoom Call Reinstalled Charted: Big tech's ballooning deals Airlines warn of "catastrophic disruption" in 5g service deployment Harness releases open version of continuous delivery product with access to source code – TechCrunch Kubernetes needs a developer platform ‘It’s All Just Wild’: Tech Start-Ups Reach a New Peak of Froth SaaS acquisition multiples in 2021 Google to free G Suite users: Pay up or lose your account Zoom multiple Nonsense Busy Simulator Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin Call for Speakers is open, July 25, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers, May 10 & 11th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers, April 18 & 19th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Sweet Booby Podcast. Link to subscribe in Overcast. Matt: Eufy RoboVac35c Wi-Fi Robotic Vacuum. Cricket Explainer. Coté: The Good Enough Parent. Photo Credits Cloud Pipes Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss NPM corruption, why Web3 may not be different and the future focus of Hyperscalers. Plus, some thoughts on Dutch Doctors. Rundown NPM corruption Open source developer corrupts widely-used libraries, affecting tons of projects Dev corrupts NPM libs 'colors' and 'faker' breaking thousands of apps Web 3 is exciting because incumbents like solving known problems Computing and data infrastructure in '22 Aneel Lakhan take on Web3 and the need for a currency but not necessarily bitcoin via The Cloud Cast. Reasons why Web3 may not be all that different Matt Mullenweg on Web 2.0 vs. Web 3.0 My first impressions of web3 The Cloud Cast episode Look Ahead VC Funding Maybe Hyperscalers should just focus in on primitives? I took a job at Amazon, only to leave after 10 months. Relevant to your Interests Is Clubhouse dead? Not if you are in South Asia NFT kingpin OpenSea lands monster $13.3B valuation in new raise Andreessen Horowitz completes massive $9B fundraise for startups - FinLedger The Multicloud Engineer Lyft did a four part blog series on scaling engineering productivity Podcasting Hasn’t Produced A New Hit in Years Take-Two is buying Zynga This company just decided to give employees a 4-day workweek permanently Free to read: Coronavirus tracked: has the epidemic peaked near you? New year, new CEO Carriers Are Pissed About Apple's Best New Privacy Feature CEO Of $10 Billion Open-Source Company Elastic Steps Down, President Leaves Nonsense Forced by shortages to sell chipless ink cartridges, Canon tells customers how to bypass DRM warnings Every few years Australia takes an international superstar hostage for unclear reasons Snoop Dogg Is Planning To Launch A Hot Dog Brand Called “Snoop Doggs” – Billboard Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, May 23-26, 2022 Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin Call for Speakers is open, July 25, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers, May 10 & 11th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers, April 18 & 19th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: ANOVA Precision Cooker. Coté: MSG. Tanzu Application Platform 1.0. Photo Credits Banner Photos CoverArt

This week we discuss why cloud numbers don’t add up, Oracle buys Cerner and the demise of BlackBerry. Plus, Matt gives advice for keeping up with Web3. Rundown Cloud numbers don’t add up A Look Back at Q3 '21 Public Cloud Software Earnings Oracle to buy medical records company Cerner in its biggest acquisition ever Apple hits $3 trillion market cap, becoming first company to hit the mark If you're clinging to an old BlackBerry, it will officially stop working on Jan. 4 Relevant to your Interests AWS Amazon Cloud Unit Draws Antitrust Scrutiny From Khan’s FTC You have asked for this, it is basically your fault! MongoDB Poaches Top Amazon Executives to Compete With AWS AWS DynamoDB architect who recently left for MongoDB Enterprise Strategy Blog 2021: Year-End Roundup Amazon announces broad cloud and AI collaboration with auto giant Stellantis M&A and VC Google confirms it acquired cybersecurity specialist Siemplify, reportedly for $500M, to become part of Google Cloud’s Chronicle Google confirms it acquired cybersecurity specialist Siemplify, reportedly for $500M, to become part of Google Cloud’s Chronicle PitchBook: seed and early stage startups in the US raised $93B in 2021 through December 15, up from $52B in 2020 and $30B in 2016 Spotify acquires podcast tech company Whooshkaa which turns radio broadcasts into on-demand audio Cal.com, Inc. raises $7.4m Seed Redpoint Ventures is Launching a Media Operation—And Embracing TikTok Ben Horowitz and Marc Andreesen are still working Crypto Money in the Metaverse The Block Unicorn Index RadioShack goes Crypto Pay Google will pay top execs $1 million each after declining to boost workers’ pay Apple Pays Its Engineers $180,000 Bonuses to Stop Them From Joining Meta Apple Apple is rebuilding Apple Music as a full native app with macOS 12.2 beta Apple is reportedly going to make more of its own chips Alexa Amazon’s Alexa Stalled With Users as Interest Faded, Documents Show Alexa tells 10-year-old girl to put penny in plug socket Security LastPass users warned their master passwords are compromised Facebook, Messenger, Instagram and WhatsApp users targeted in phishing scheme Misc TikTok is accused of violating GPL with new live streaming software Retailers To Lose $828 Million Of Sales Over Christmas Due To Inaccessible Websites What’s next for Cloud Foundry A big video game company enters the metaverse IBM has restarted attempts to sell its unprofitable Watson Health division Minecraft as a k8s admin tool Web3 For and Against Jack Dorsey says VCs really own Web3 (and Web3 boosters are pretty mad about it) Nonsense U Refill Toner | Laser printer cartridge refills you do yourself Pedant-friendly millipede discovered: First with 1,000+ legs Largest ever giant millipede fossil found on UK beach A DAO wants to make Blockbuster a decentralized film streaming service Marvel Cinematic Universe is taking over the box office Researchers make world's thinnest Christmas tree Dieser Tortilla ist köstlich! Kein Öl, kein Backofen! Einfaches und leckeres Frühstück # 110 Crypto CEO Brian Armstrong Buys Los Angeles Home for $133 Million Taco Bell launches taco-a-day subscription program nationwide to drive visits North Koreans enjoy burritos after paper bizarrely claims Kim Jong-il invented them ****## Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas, POSTPONED UNTIL MAY Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 THAT Conference Wisconsin Call for Speakers is open, July 25, 2022 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers, May 10 & 11th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers, April 18 & 19th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, Listner Feedback Polishing Cloth Unboxing SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Station Eleven on HBO Book originally recommend on episode 137 Matt: State of the World 2022 Photo Credits CoverArt Banner Picture

This week we discuss the stories of the year, make a few predications and answer listener questions. Plus, some thoughts on grammar… Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Software Defined Talk Live Recording - THAT Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers, May 10 & 11th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers, April 18 & 19th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Apple Photo Widget. Matt: Hades. Coté: Chateau La Fleur Perey, Saint-Emilion Grand Cru, 2018. Photo Credits Banner Art Cover Art

This week Brandon interviews Michael Wilde. They discuss Wilde's career progression from Sales Engineer to Account Executive and Honeycomb's approach to Observability. Plus, some thoughts on yoga... Show Links Honeycomb.io BubbleUp Contact Wilde LinkedIn: michael wilde Twitter: @michaelwilde Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Photo CreditSpecial Guest: Michael Wilde.

This week we discuss how the industry reacted to the Log4j vulnerability and the merits of going Multicloud. Plus, some thoughts on printer paper. Rundown Log4j and OSS Security warning: New zero-day in the Log4j Java library is already being exploited ‘Extremely bad’ vulnerability found in widely used logging system What you need to know about the Log4J vulnerability rocking the internet Zero-Day Exploit Targeting Popular Java Library Log4j Paying people to work on OSS Don’t pay people to work on OSS? AWS Outage and Multicloud Is multi-cloud getting more popular? It always has been, also, it means a lot. Summary of the AWS Service Event in the Northern Virginia (US-EAST-1) Region https://www.whoownsmyavailability.com Relevant to your interests Oracle swings to loss because of payment tied to dispute over former CEO Hurd's employment Snowflake stock soars after software sales more than double Better.com CEO Vishal Garg steps back as employees detail how he ‘led by fear’ Top Excel experts will battle it out in an esports-like competition this weekend Is multi-cloud getting more popular? Who gets left out of ‘bootstrapping’? SnapLogic raises $165M to accelerate enterprise automation via data integration Take one last look at Google Toolbar, which is now dead The Matrix Awakens: An Unreal Engine 5 Experience Apple Officially Delays macOS Monterey Universal Control Until Spring 2022 Software start-up Airtable hits $11 billion valuation in latest funding, adds Salesforce, Michael Dell as investors Noname Security Becomes First API Security Unicorn Catching Up On Cloud Infrastructure Startups After The HashiCorp IPO GitLab acquires Opstrace - FAQ Nonsense How to speak Australian : Abbreviate Everything Recycling Center - Sorting Aluminum and Steel NIKE, Inc. Acquires RTFKT A Quadruped Humanoid Robot Might Be Able To Do It All Busy Simulator Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Postlight — Postlight co-founders Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk tech, business, ethics, and culture. Subscribe to the Postlight Podcast: https://postlight.com/podcast Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Software Defined Talk Live Recording - THAT Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers, May 10 & 11th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers . April 18 & 19th, 2022 CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Apple Legacy Contact Matt: A.P. Bio Coté: Texas Sun. Also, the song Coté was trying to remember, “Didn’t I,” by Darondo - an example of perfection. Number two on that list. Photo Credits Banner Picture CoverArt

Brandon interviews Jordan Tigani, Chief Product Officer at SingleStore. They discuss Jordan's experience at Google building BigQuery and how to use SingleStore to build data intensive applications. Plus, some good stories on caviar and marathon running. Links Google Big Query A Return to the General Purpose Database SingleStore SingleStore Free Trial Work at SingleStore SingleStore Recognized in the Gartner Magic Quadrant Contact Jordan @jrdntgn LinkedIn: jordantigani Banner Photo CreditSpecial Guest: Jordan Tigani.

This week we discuss the State of Developer Relations and Cloud Adoption Trends. Plus, some thoughts on taking out the trash. Rundown State of devrel 2021 The Cloud in 2021: Adoption Continues Relevant to your interests AWS Primitives An Engineer's Hype-Free Observations on Web3 (and its Possibilities) Meta Selects AWS as Key, Long-Term Strategic Cloud Provider @Werner vs @QuinnyPig Unleash the Booch on No Code A Top SoftBank Executive Wants $2 Billion in Pay. His Boss Disagrees. Someone stole $120 million in crypto by hacking a DeFi website FTC sues Nvidia to preserve Arm’s status as “Switzerland” of semiconductors How H-E-B got into livestreaming The Winklevoss Twins’ Crypto Exchange Just Raised $400M Microsoft will charge 20% more for Office 365 Prayers up for our Better.com layoff victims. #layoff #remotework #teamremote #workfromhome #corporate #9to5 Lies, damned lies, and (Cloudflare) statistics: debunking Cloudflare’s recent performance tests AWS Top Secret-West Social Media Trends 2022 $50M to reinvent security automation Anyscale - Introducing Anyscale: The Future Is Distributed GitGuardians announces a $44M fundraise to further enable the AppSec Shared Responsibility Model Liqid raises $100M as demand for composable data center infrastructure grows Launched Managed Kubernetes service An Amazon server outage is causing problems for Alexa, Ring, Disney Plus, and others The Trump SPAC Did a PIPE Salesforce, Zoom lead $580M investment in call center software company (NYSE:CRM) Kelsey wades into Bitcoin AppNeta Acquired by Broadcom in Order to Bring Its Award-Winning Visibility Platform to the World's Largest Enterprises New Horizons for Open Source VMware Tanzu Application Platform with TriggerMesh [A Message from Our CEO: Investing in CloudBees Customers and the Future](http://) [Software maker HashiCorp raises $1.2 billion in U.S. IPO -source](http://) Hyperscalers don't appreciate the needs of SMBs - what should AWS be doing at re:Invent? An Amazon server outage is causing problems for Alexa, Ring, Disney Plus, and others Top DevOps Trends to Watch in 2022 | IT Business Edge Nonsense icanhazdadjoke Estonian capital began with a traffic jam Here's Why Movie Dialogue Has Gotten More Difficult To Understand (And Three Ways To Fix It) Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Postlight — Postlight co-founders Paul Ford and Rich Ziade talk tech, business, ethics, and culture. Subscribe to the Postlight Podcast: postlight.com/podcast Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Software Defined Talk Live Recording - THAT Discount Codes: Everything Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriends75 3 Day Camper Ticket ($50 off): SDTFriends50 Virtual Ticket ($75 off): SDTFriendsON75 DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, Event Date: May 10 & 11th, 2022 DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, Event Dates: April 18 & 19th, 2022 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Brother Compact Monochrome Laser Printer Matt: Lens Desktop for Kubernetes Coté: Basel gingerbread. Photo Credits Header Graphic Cover Art

This week we recap the news from AWS re:Invent and Knative joins the CNCF. Plus, some discussion on trademarks… Rundown AWS re:Invent Recap Top Announcements of AWS re:Invent 2021 | Amazon Web Services AWS Free Tier Data Transfer Expansion – 100 GB From Regions and 1 TB From Amazon CloudFront Per Month Where new AWS CEO Adam Selipsky plans to take cloud computing next Announcing Pull Through Cache Repositories for Amazon Elastic Container Registry | Amazon Web Services AWS launches its Graviton 3 processor Amazon launches preview of new AWS Private 5G managed service re:Invent Keynote Rebuttal Goldman’s Cloud Will Pitch Trades Knative Knative applies to become a CNCF incubating project Serverless offerings like AWS Lambda haven't hit the big time, but Kubernetes can help Relevant to your interests Why Sabre is betting against multi-cloud – TechCrunch Kubernetes: what are the key benefits for companies? Cloud security startup Lacework valued at $8.3 bln after mammoth funding round Buyer Beware: Not All Names Are Created Equal Shopify’s BFCM Live Map Inside Amazon's struggle to break into the lucrative market for SaaS business applications, including an internal pitch to buy $38 billion HubSpot WSJ News Exclusive | AT&T, Verizon Propose 5G Limits to Break Air-Safety Standoff cryptoji | encrypted emoji CITC - About | Greylock Professions are most Vulnerable to Automation The Essential Components of Digital Transformation Quest Software Acquired: Private Equity Buys IT Management, Security Software Company (Again) Upbound nabs $60M to grow its open source Crossplane multi-cloud management project – TechCrunch Bill Gates Predicts the Future in a Rediscovered Microsoft Video from 1994 Oxide / Hubris and Humility Britain's Blue Prism agrees to $1.65 bln takeover by SS&C, snubs Vista Elon Musk tells SpaceX employees that Starship engine crisis is creating a 'risk of bankruptcy' Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is expected to step down, sources say Who Is Parag Agrawal, Twitter’s New C.E.O.? Jack Dorsey’s Square changes corporate name to Block Nonsense Cloth watch Canada taps into strategic reserves to deal with massive shortage ... of maple syrup Want a meal on the fly? A drone can bring you chicken wings in one Triangle neighborhood Chatter Telephone| Fisher Price Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Software Defined Talk Live Recording - THAT DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, Event Date: May 10 & 11th, 2022 DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Call for Speakers CFP closes on Jan 31, 2022, Event Dates: April 18 & 19th, 2022 SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Plain English: The Omicron Variant: So, How Bad Is It? Matt: Cautionary Tales: Wrong Tools Cost Lives Knative in Action author Jacques Chester on Cloud Native AF Coté: War Horse Photo Credits Web Banner CoverArt

This week we discuss the rise of Web3 and make a few AWS re:invent predications. Plus, what if Billy Joel and Huey Lewis formed a band… Rundown It's a Web3 World Now — How the Hype Compares to Web 2.0 Crypto group tries to claw back fees after failed Constitution bid $10B is the new $1B, and we need a new framework for startup valuations AWS Re:Invent Predictions 5 Things To Know About New AWS Channel Chief Ruba Borno Andy Jassy was reportedly surprised when Jeff Bezos asked him to take on the job of Amazon CEO: 'I wasn't clamoring for it' “Who Is He?”: Andy Jassy, Amazon’s New CEO, Enters the Ring Relevant to your interests Amazon's Dark Secret: It Has Failed to Protect Your Data Apple's Plan to Scan Handset Images Stopped Before It Started Andy Jassy’s Big Idea for AWS Expansion Marred by Glitches, High Prices The NFT Bay Debuts to Save You a Right-Click on Someone's Precious Digital Art Follow Matthew Ball for MetaVerse Info IBM tells POWER8 owners: the end is nigh for upgrades VMware withdraws major vSphere release due to bugs Webhooks provider Svix snags $2.6M to simplify software management Drama in the Rust community — mod team resignation The bitcoin fanatics fuel GPU shortages for gamers AWS commits to update its own Linux every other year Announcing $150M to build the end-to-end platform for the modern Web Oracle and Google join Microsoft and Amazon in bidding for Defense Department's Joint Warfighter Cloud Capability Passwordless authentication platform Stytch raises $90M Passwordless authentication platform Stytch raises $90M We got an exclusive look at the 13-slide pitch deck Stytch, a passwordless startup, used to raise $90 million from Coatue Nonsense Dollar Tree will raise prices from $1 to $1.25 Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Software Defined Talk Live Recording - THAT DevOpsDays Chicago 2022: Call for Speakers/Papers PaperCall.io - DevOps Days Birmingham AL, 2022 Listener Feedback InfraCloud is Hiring a Customer Success Engineer Brian recommends Outliers SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Wave Mic Arm LP The Infinite Machine Matt: Corn Pudding for Thanksgiving Coté: J. Kenji López-Alt’s videos, for example, Beef with Broccoli. Photo Credits Banner Cover Art

This week we discuss Splunk’s CEO Transition, Crypto.com renames the Staples Center and Netlify’s attempt to realize Git Push Nirvana. Plus, when do house shoes become just shoes. Rundown Splunk stock plunges as CEO Doug Merritt steps down Git Push Nirvana Heroku itself isn’t what people want. What we actually want is git push heroku main Netlify Raises $105 Million to Transform Development for the Modern Web Goodbye, Staples Center. Hello, Crypto.com Arena Relevant to your interests ManualsLib - Makes it easy to find manuals online! Spotify expands into audiobooks with acquisition of Findaway Apple’s unexciting 2021 Mac and iPhone software prove it should take a break from annual OS updates Red Hat 8.5 released with SQL Server and .NET 6 Business Essentials FBI system hacked to email 'urgent' warning about fake cyberattacks Citrix Systems Inc. Layoffs - TheLayoff.com if you use the "Cost Explorer" to check the details of your bill, they will charge you $0.01 (yes, 1 cent) per each request? Vizio’s profit on ads, subscriptions, and data is double the money it makes selling TVs Seven years after last venture investment, Mixpanel scores $200M Series C – TechCrunch Twitter acquires Threader, an app that compiles and shares threads – TechCrunch PlanetScale raises $50M Series C as its enterprise database service hits general availability – TechCrunch Frontpage -- Terms of Service; Didn't Read Snowflake adds Python option for developers 5 ways to improve mental health for software developers Here's why identity software firm Okta plans to open a retail location in New York City Akamai Exec Rick McConnell to Succeed John Van Siclen as Dynatrace CEO - GovCon Wire Twilio CEO touts company's long-term growth outlook after recent stock plunge AWS Channel Chief Doug Yeum Stepping Down The future of work Apple announces Self Service Repair Nonsense Introducing the Icelandverse MoviePass is coming back, under original founder Stacy Spikes Dude, he’s back. Mattress company Casper to be sold in private equity deal Corey Quinn explains AppConfig Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 — Now with the right link Listener Feedback Tim wants you to work as a Principal Architect, Commercial and Medical IT in Warsaw, Boston or RTP Jeffrey wants to work at Blizzard as Reliability Engineer SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: InterStellar BBQ Coté: Travels with My Aunt. Photo Credits Banner Art Cover Art

This week we discuss the state of severless, the agility equation and Twitter goes blue. Plus, what exactly happens in an Internet Minute…? Rundown The Unfulfilled Promise of Serverless Twitter will now let you pay to undo tweets and read ad-free news in the US From Amazon to Zoom: What Happens in an Internet Minute In 2021? Clubhouse rolls out Replay to let users record live rooms and share them later Relevant to your interests HashiCorp: Benchmarking the S-1 Data Cloudflare Announces Third Quarter 2021 Financial Results Hello, world! Meet Kyndryl, the services biz spun-out by IBM Google is working on a more user-friendly way to find files in Drive Habitica - Gamify Your Life Red Hat to hire fewer senior engineers after budget frozen Datadog Acquires Ozcode - Ozcode What I Talk About When I Talk About Platforms To reinvent work, we have to destroy the clock We've gone backwards since the Bronze Age with calendars AWS Announces Plans to Open Second Region in Canada Security software company McAfee acquired for $14 billion Unity is buying Peter Jackson’s Weta Digital for over $1.6B Amazon’s Cloud’s New Boss Is Girding to Defend Turf in the Field Company Pioneered GE to break up into 3 companies focusing on aviation, health care and energy You’re scheduling too many 1:1 meetings Nonsense Elon Musk faces a $15 billion tax bill, which is likely the real reason he's selling stock Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences Coté speaking at DevOops (Russia), Nov 11th: “Kubernetes is not for developers…?” THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 — Now with the right link Listener Feedback Jordan wants you to work as an SRE at Shopify. Fully remote in Americas, Hawaii, APAC and EMEA SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: macOS disk size utility Matt: Cloud Native AF #5: Charming Pirates and the Funnel to Contributors Photo Credits Banner Show Art Internet Minute Graphic

This week we discuss HashiCorp’s S1, AWS Earnings and highlights from Microsoft Ignite. Plus, Coté teaches us a new Dutch phrase. Rundown Cloud software vendor HashiCorp files for IPO as investors pour money into high-growth tech stocks Coté’s highlights. Understanding the 2021 State of Open Source Report Amazon Amazon badly misses on earnings and revenue, gives disappointing fourth-quarter guidance Amazon Web Services tops analysts' estimates on profit and revenue Amazon Is The Flywheel, AWS Is The Cash Register A fully functional local AWS cloud stack. Develop and test your cloud & Serverless apps offline! Your hybrid, multicloud, and edge strategy just got better with Azure Compliance in a DevOps Culture Relevant to your interests Abacus.ai snags $50M Series C as it expands into computer vision use cases NeuVector is excited to announce we are joining SUSE Monitor Your Azure Environment Using Amazon Managed Grafana Facebook’s new name will be Meta New product: Raspberry Pi Zero 2 W on sale now at $15 - Raspberry Pi Universal Search & Productivity App | Command E Software services firm Zendesk to buy SurveyMonkey parent for nearly $4 bln Kalshi Popular gaming platform Roblox back online after multi-day crash Dell spins off $64 billion VMware as it battles debt hangover BMC Unveils New Data Management and Analytics Capabilities Squid Game Cryptocurrency Scammers Make Off With $2.1 Million AI programming tool Copilot helps write up to 30% of code on GitHub Introducing the Free Java License Backblaze’s IPO a test for smaller tech concerns Happy 1.0, Knative A Return to the General Purpose Database Microsoft Teams enters the metaverse race with 3D avatars and immersive meetings Nat Friedman to step down as head of Microsoft's GitHub Microsoft launches Google Wave Nonsense Apple's worst shipping delay is for a $19 polishing cloth — Engadget Aussie++ Microsoft resurrects Clippy again after brutally killing him off in Microsoft Teams Allbirds shares surge 60% in eco-friendly shoe maker's market debut Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences MongoDB.local London 2021 - November 9, 2021 Coté speaking at DevOops (Russia), Nov 11th: “Kubernetes is not for developers…?” THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Listener Feedback Mailed stickers to Stephan in Berlin. Brian wants you to work at Red Hat as a Senior Product Manager or Principle Product Manager in Security. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Success Equation — The spiritual sequel to “The Halo Effect” Podcast Interview with Author YouTube Talk by Author Paradox of Skill Matt: The Art and Soul of Dune (Companion Book Music) Dune (the book) Coté: LaserWriter II. Also, check out my Tiny Tanzu Talk videos playlist - 18 months of video madness. Also, I watch Frozen from three to ten times a day now with Dutch subtitles turned on. So, I’m trying to memorize “als een kip met het gezicht van een aap.” Photo Credits Show Art Hashicorp S1 Screenshot Show Art Banner Header

Brandon interviews Jack Naglieri, Founder & CEO at Panther Labs. They discuss the challenges of security at scale and the current state of security tools. Plus, we learn how Jack transitioned from Security Analyst to Security Engineer and now CEO. Links: StreamAlert Website: https://runpanther.io Request a Demo Jack’s Podcast: Detection at Scale Contact Jack: LinkedIn: jacknaglieri Twitter: @jack_naglieri Github: jacknagz Special Guest: Jack Naglieri.

This week we recap Datadog’s announcements, discuss Sequoia’s investment pivot and hot takes on Facebook’s intent to rebrand. Plus, some thoughts on heated pools… Rundown Dash 2021: Guide to Datadog’s newest announcements The Sequoia Fund: Patient Capital for Building Enduring Companies Facebook is planning to rebrand the company with a new name Relevant to your interests Sam Altman’s Worldcoin wants to scan eyeballs in exchange for crypto Sphere has joined Twitter! Red Hat continues to grow, but IBM’s struggles continue Apple Safari browser might become the new Internet Explorer VMware/Dell split confirmed for November 1st Microsoft reverses controversial .NET change after open source community outcry Scaled Agile DevOps Maturity Framework 2.4 - Enterprise transformation without the risk of culture change! Amazon Web Services plans to design more of its own semiconductors, CEO says Hertz Orders 100,000 Teslas, Part of Plan to Electrify Fleet Web 2 Map Australia Buys Telecom in Expensive Push to Keep China Out of Pacific Microsoft acquires Clear Software to enhance connectivity to systems of record NewRelic acquires CodeStream to provide chat in developer environments, inks Microsoft IDE partnership Cisco Accelerates Innovation of AppDynamics Business Observability Platform with Intent to Acquire replex vscode.dev Visual Studio Code for the Web EBCDIC is incompatible with GDPR Nonsense Open enrollment video for Facebook employees Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences MongoDB.local London 2021 - November 9, 2021 THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Listener Feedback Jordi wants you to work at Cypress.io SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon*:* Dune Dune Part 2 Official: Denis Villeneuve Can Complete the Sci-Fi Tale Coté: The Complete Works of Bruegel. Photo Credits Cover Art

This week we discuss TriggerMesh going open source, the new Enterprise Mac and Honeycomb raising VC . Plus, will Matt become a TikTok influencer…? Rundown Introducing TriggerMesh Open Source Cockroach Labs Announces CockroachDB Serverless The Enterprise of the MacBook Pro macOS Monterey Release Candidate Undoes Safari Changes, Reintroduces Old Tab Design HDMI Port Limitations Apple innovators do it again with $19 'Polishing Cloth' Apple’s new 140W charger can fast charge a lot more than just your MacBook Pro Funny Tweet Storm of Apple Event Steven Sinofsky on Apple How Honeycomb Is Using $50M in New Funding to Bring Observability to All Expensify builds a SQLite Database from their S-1 Yes, there’s a market for Excel influencers on TikTok Relevant to your interests Welcome to Dagger.io Microsoft shutting down LinkedIn in China How Windows NTFS finally made it into Linux GitLab jumps 22% in its Nasdaq debut after code-sharing company priced IPO above expected range Elastic to buy 'continuous profiling' startup Optimyze Slackers of the World, Unite! Amazon To Allow Employees To Work Remotely Indefinitely Google bets on the cloud breaking up The replacement for Google Reader? Why a Key Google Cloud Product Ended Up Generating Less Than 0.1% of Revenue Fully-local simulator for Cloudflare Workers The Largely Untold Story Of How One Guy In California Keeps The World’s Computers On The Right… Expensify Announces Filing of Registration Statement for Proposed Initial Public Offering Programming languages ranked by how much electricity they use: Yes, there’s a market for Excel influencers on TikTok IBM shares drop on weaker-than-expected quarterly revenue Facebook is planning to rebrand the company with a new name ****- Amazon cloud storage challenger Backblaze files to go public Snowflake Launches A Media Cloud, As It Builds Out Programmatic Services Twilio delves more deeply into marketing with new tool built on $3.2B Segment acquisition Nonsense this is hilarious but also really awesome ux Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences TriggerMesh Open Source Software Webinar - October 28, 2021 MongoDB.local London 2021 - November 9, 2021 THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Listener Feedback InfraCloud is hiring a Site reliability Engineer (SRE) in India James wants you to superorbital.io as a Kubernetes focused Cloud Engineer SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon*:* Foundation and Squid Game Netflix's "Squid Game" Generated $891 Million In Value: Report Matt: Gauntlet Slayer Edition MacOS Mission Control drag & drop between screens Photo Credits Banner Image CoverArt

This week we discuss the real-world use of containers, recap the Google Cloud Next announcements and make some Apple predications. Plus, how often do you wash jeans…? Rundown Containers in the Real World 10 trends in real world container use What Workloads Do Businesses Run on Kubernetes? Google Cloud Next `21 What’s New at Google Cloud Next ‘21 Introducing Google Distributed Cloud—in your data center, at the edge, and in the cloud Introducing Anthos for VMs and tools to simplify the developer experience Build a more secure future with Google Cloud Google Cloud will show users their gross carbon emissions GKE AutoPilot not new but mentioned Google Cloud launches a managed Spark service Weave & Chick-fil-A: Managing Fleets of Kubernetes Clusters... Relevant to your interests Eating the Cloud from Outside In The Confidential Computing Consortium Year in Review, 2021 - Confidential Computing Consortium Experts Discuss Top Kubernetes Trends and Production Challenges Microsoft and Amazon reach truce allowing former AWS executive Charlie Bell to start in new role Series A Funding Announcement | cloudtamer.io Reddit hires former Google Cloud exec as its first chief product officer The next big thing in podcasts is talking back 1Password’s new feature lets you safely share passwords using just a link Coinbase is launching its own NFT platform to take on OpenSea – TechCrunch The Air Force’s First Software Chief Stepped Down—But He Won’t Be Quiet Nonsense Tesla is moving its headquarters to Austin, Texas VC firm associate has built a crypto marketplace designed for fantasy startup investing Musk vs. Bezos in a Tweet Pon agrees to buy Dorel Sports for $810 million The first USB-C iPhone is here thanks to a mod Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences GitOpsDays Community Special: GitOps One-Stop Shop Event October 20 TriggerMesh Open Source Software Webinar - October 28, 2021 MongoDB.local London 2021 - November 9, 2021 THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Listener Feedback Ed wants you to be Product Manager at VMware based in Spain Brian wants you to be a Senior Product Manager - Pipelines in Bangalore or Senior Product Manager - GitOps in Remote, UK Brian recommends this jump box TriggerMesh is hiring! SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon*:* Universel Dual Monitor Arm with Pistons Coté: A Carnival of Snackery, new David Sederis diaries, audio of course. Tasty Meats Paul’s Whole Hair Thing. Also. Photo Credits Header Image Show Artwork Show Artwork

This week we discuss AWS Step Functions, VMware Tanzu Community Edition and Zoom’s M&A Strategy. Plus, some thoughts on car batteries… Rundown AWS Step Functions Supports 200 AWS Services To Enable Easier Workflow Automation Introducing VMware Tanzu Community Edition Tanzu Community Edition Zoom M&A And that’s that, as the Zoom deal to buy Five9 is called off – TechCrunch Zoom loses Five9 - leaves the cloud contact center business open to innovative alternatives Telegram added 70M new users amid six-hour WhatsApp outage Relevant to your interests Announcing Trusted Cloud Principles Australian Bureau of Statistics runs 2021 Census on the AWS Cloud "A New Strategy, R2" Cloudflare’s Disruption PSPDFkit raises $116M, its first outside money; now nearly 1B people use apps powered by its collaboration, signing and markup tools Microsoft announces Office 2021 features and pricing Paperlike, the Screen Protector for iPad: write and draw like on paper Microsoft sets Oct. 5 as Windows 11 launch date COVID Breathalyzers Could Transform Rapid Testing AWS Mistakes The Verica Open Incident Database Developer-focused infrastructure security platform Mondoo raises $15M 1 big thing: Enterprise software's reawakening FB Outage Understanding How Facebook Disappeared from the Internet Tools to explore BGP Facebook is down, along with Instagram, WhatsApp, Messenger, and Oculus VR Security The entirety of Twitch has reportedly been leaked | VGC DeFi bug accidentally gives $90 million to users, founder begs them to return it Hackers rob thousands of Coinbase customers using MFA flaw Company That Routes Billions of Text Messages Quietly Says It Was Hacked Nonsense There are six internet links on my office on wheels. Seven when Starlink arrives. Australia accelerates its plans to allow international travel. As of today, Australia has 5 time zones once again. April Fools' copy-paste button for lazy programmers now actually for sale Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences KubeCon October 11-15 Virtual and In Person GitOpsDays Community Special: GitOps One-Stop Shop Event October 20 MongoDB.local London 2021 - November 9, 2021 THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Listener Feedback James wants you to wort at GoCardless in London as a IT Engineering Manager, IT Support Manager or Business Systems Engineer - HR Systems SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! TriggerMesh is hiring! Recommendations Brandon: Bayco LBC-400 Recessed Light Bulb Changer Drones changing bulbs Matt: Lee “Scratch” Perry A Live Injection: Anthology 1968-1979 Cloud Native AF: Farmers Don't Care About Kubernetes with Mike Dvorkin Photo Credit Photo Credit

This week we discuss the launch of Cloudflare R2 Storage and the DevRel Salary Survey. Plus, some thoughts on nuts… Rundown Cloudflare Announcing Cloudflare R2 Storage: Rapid and Reliable Object Storage, minus the egress fees How Cloudflare thinks it can become ‘the fourth major public cloud’ @Cloudflare R2 this way rounds up to 13¢. With @awscloud S3 it’s $59,247.52. DevRel 2021 DevRel Salary Survey results Big tech and promotion processes that lead to unnecessary complexity and waste. Relevant to your interests iPhone Carrier Deal Spreadsheet We asked celebrities what they think Tanzu and Kubernetes means Dev Ops Solutions | Google Cloud Google is slashing the amount it keeps from sales on its cloud marketplace as pressure mounts on app stores Online Learning Company Udemy Plans October IPO 1Password can now randomly generate email addresses for logins AWS US East region wobbles for eight hours Vista bets on software robotics with $1.5 billion Blue Prism takeover Amazon announces Astro home robot that roams around your house Akamai to acquire cloud security firm Guardicore for about $600 million Facebook Reels exits beta in the US with offers to pay creators for well-performing videos The cloud is NOT just someone else’s computer Netflix Has Acquired Its First Video Game Studio How IBM lost the cloud Apple Pay flaw risks letting hackers drain money from iPhones Announcing Cloudflare TV as a Service First cryptocurrency fund approved in Switzerland OS/2’s Last Stand: IBM OS/2 Warp 4 Turns 25 Nonsense Costco placing purchase limits on toilet paper, other products due to COVID-related demand Release Notes William Shatner's Going to Space on Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin Rocket Ship A hamster has been trading cryptocurrencies in a cage rigged to automatically buy and sell tokens since June - and it's currently outperforming the S&P 500 Heatbit - electric heater that earns you money Sponsors strongDM — Manage and audit remote access to infrastructure. Start your free 14-day trial today at strongdm.com/SDT CBT Nuggets — Training available for IT Pros anytime, anywhere. Start your 7-day Free Trial today at cbtnuggets.com/sdt Conferences DevOps Loop | October 4, 2021 - see Coté’s promo video. KubeCon October 11-15 Virtual and In Person MongoDB.local London 2021 - November 9, 2021 THAT Conference comes to Texas January 17-20, 2022 Listener Feedback Anova Precision® Cooker Nano was highly recommended OpenNebula is hiring Biogen needs a Digital Health Program Manager and Sr. Manager- Quality Engineering SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! TriggerMesh is hiring! Recommendations Brandon: https://claimittexas.org Matt: Emacs M-x zone Cloud Native AF: Jacques Chester Coté: Sandman Act 2, in Audible. Photo Credit