Episode 416
Episode 416: Exchange your “Buddy Bucks” for Nagios
This week we discuss Private Equity buying New Relic and review the Gartner MQ for APM like no one else. Plus, some thoughts on yogurt, fruit and almonds…
May 26, 202347m 2sExplicit
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Show Notes
This week we discuss Private Equity buying New Relic and review the Gartner MQ for APM like no one else. Plus, some thoughts on yogurt, fruit and almonds…
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- I was told the test was log management
- IDC is the thin balogna
Rundown
- New Relic is getting bought so let’s overanalyze the APM MQ
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