Shut up a Second

In which our heroes reluctantly kill beloved holiday mascots to absorb their powers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get insanely wealthy and collectively abuse our butler by making him eat hot peppers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes look at the human body and see how gross it could get. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes dive into the ocean, come back and just lie, lie about everything they saw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes go hunting for monsters and come out a little damp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes go travelling, wander into gypsy territory and launch into space to try and fuck the moon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes discuss magic, wizards and Academy Award winner Rob Schneider. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes discuss what they do when no one's watching. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get sick and suffer head injuries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes return by double fisting cheese into each others mouths and smearing tuna all over their bodies. That's sexy right? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which one of our heroes fights cancer and wins! And all it cost him was one measly (but rather swollen and engorged) testicle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes talk about their clumsy sexual experiences, star-fishing, webbed toes and pulling teeth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes calculate their survival rate for several apocalypses. To no ones surprise, it's zero. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes acquire the keys to the delorean but can't make it go faster than 87mph. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes inadvertently provide the inspiration for our robo-slaves to rebel and rise up against us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes return to the well of the animal kingdom, but the conversation quickly devolves into our trip to the zoo, animals that have wronged us in the past, the dating world and superheroes, because with great power comes... meh. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes delve into their collective childhoods to work out just what they were thinking? Marvel at the length Jackson’s parents went to keep Santa Clause real, pity Zoe as she insists a cantaloupe is nothing but a peponi and EJ fills in for Joel as he gets a cavity filled with tales of tarantulas sexually assaulting bananas. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes take on the gub'ment and talk conspiracy theories. In a move that could only be perpetrated by body snatches, Zoe has been replaced by the not-at-all sound alike Marley. It's all lizard people, aliens and black helicopters this week! So shut your blinds, put on your tin foil hat and listen to our hushed whispers as we expose... the Truth Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes discuss all things animal from which one they relate with most to which ones are terrible at sex and just plain terrible (it's pandas). Jackson brings up ultimate animal fighting and discusses fixing his teacher's spa, Joel ponders why most animal buddy film contains either a chimp or a dog and we discover the cat kingdom's hatred of Zoe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes discuss their own vices. Zoe divulges her brush with a panty fetishist, Jackson brings Caligula to the table and Joel talks about Se7en. And in a surprise turn of events, Furbys play a large portion of this weeks discussion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes discuss fears! Jackson reveals his fear of sleep and time travel, Zoe reveals her many fears including touching and gimps with super speed and Joel decides he has a fear of milk. But really, remember kids, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself... fear and drowning... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our our heroes discuss families. To no ones surprise, Jackson is revealed to be a disappointment to everyone, Zoe's grandmother is revealed to be a cartoon villain and we all fall in love with Joel's husky man-voice. We also get a little incesty... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes discuss puberty, the problems of wearing a kilt in public, the horrors of chastity belts and the awfulness that is the female body. Women; don't take them camping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.