Scarves Around The Funnel
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Episode 212 – Gorgie Fish Bar
Laurie and Mark discuss the 4-3 defeat to Celtic and look ahead to Thursday’s match against RFS in the Europa Conference League. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]
Episode 211 – Spin the Wheel
Laurie and Mark are joined by Stevie Morris to discuss Hearts’ trip to Florence, the defeat to Aberdeen and the upcoming match against Celtic. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 210 – No Hope or Expectation
Laurie and Mark are joined by Chloe Beresford, to preview Fiorentina v Heart of Midlothian in Florence on Thursday night. The guys also review the 2-2 draw with Kilmarnock. Sponsored […]
Episode 209 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v ACFF)
Laurie and Mark review the Europa Conference League Group A match between Heart of Midlothian and ACF Fiorentina. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: Hard Sell […]
Episode 208 – Blind Optimism
Laurie and Mark are joined by the lead Serie A analyst in the USA, Matteo Bonetti, to preview the Heart of Midlothian v Fiorentina match on Thursday night at Tynecastle. […]
Episode 207 – No Idle Talk #1
Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by Scott McIntosh (aka Amoruso Lets it Run), for the first instalment of ‘No Idle Talk’. The three take ‘calls’ from Hearts fans on […]
Episode 206 – Foundations for the Future (Gary Mackay Part 2)
Laurie and Mark continue their discussion with Hearts’ record appearance holder Gary Mackay, as he chats about life after retirement as a player. This is the second part of a […]
Episode 205 – From the Heart (Gary Mackay Part 1)
Laurie and Mark review the 3-0 win over Motherwell, before they’re joined by Hearts’ record appearance holder Gary Mackay to discuss his playing career at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]
Episode 204 – Make Some Noise (RFS v HMFC)
Laurie and Mark review the Europa Conference League Group A match between RFS and Heart of Midlothian. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: Hard Sell Hotel […]
Episode 203 – Honey Beer Supernova
Laurie and Mark are joined by Latvian football writer Jānis (Latvian Footy in English) to preview the RFS v Hearts match on Thursday in the Europa Conference League. Sponsored by […]
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 5
Paul Mitchell, Grant Young and Laurie Dunsire are joined by former Hearts player Neil Alexander, to discuss his time at Hearts and the goalkeeper kits he wore. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 202 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v IBFK)
Laurie and Mark review the Europa Conference League Group A match between Heart of Midlothian and İstanbul Başakşehir at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: […]
Episode 201 – Don’t Panic (Yet)
Laurie and Mark review the defeat to Livingston, as well as the current feeling among fans, before looking ahead to the Europa Conference League match against İstanbul Başakşehir. Sponsored by […]
Episode 200 – End Zone Boogie
A bumper 200th episode. Laurie and Mark are joined by Jimmy Sandison to discuss his footballing career, before Ryan McGowan joins to review the Hearts v St Johnstone game on […]
Episode 199 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCZ)
Laurie and Mark review the Europa League play-off second leg between Hearts and FC Zürich, which ended in a 3-1 aggregate defeat for Robbie Neilson’s side. Music: Hard Sell Hotel […]
Episode 198 – Helmut Collum
Laurie and Mark review the defeat to Celtic, relive some memorable maroon moments in Europe and look ahead to the FC Zürich second leg at Tynecastle. Music: Hard Sell Hotel […]
Episode 197 – Make Some Noise (FCZ v HMFC)
Laurie and Mark review the Europa League play-off first leg between FC Zürich and Hearts, which ended in a 2-1 defeat for the boys in maroon. Music: Hard Sell Hotel […]
Episode 196 – Rowles Royce
Laurie and Mark review the win over Dundee United, before being joined by Swiss football expert Craig King, to preview the Europa League play-off match between FC Zürich and Hearts. […]
Episode 195 – Writing the Script
Laurie and Mark are joined by theatre director Bruce Strachan, to discuss the Edinburgh derby and Bruce’s two shows that are currently being performed during the festival; A War of […]
Episode 194 – Hands Around Your Funnel
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the Hearts win over Ross County, the Europa League play-off draw and the upcoming Edinburgh derby at Easter Road. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane […]
Episode 193 – Our Survey Says
Laurie is joined by Joel Sked to discuss Hearts’ final pre-season friendly, predictions for the new campaign, potential European opponents and this weekend’s opening league match against Ross County. Music: […]
Episode 192 – The Best of Both Worlds (Gary Locke Part 2)
Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by Gary Locke for the second part of this episode with the former Hearts captain, as the lads discuss Lockie’s career after he left […]
Episode 192 – Christmas is Cancelled (Gary Locke Part 1)
Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by Hearts Principal Ambassador, and former player and manager, Gary Locke. In the first episode the lads chat about Lockie’s time at the club as […]
Episode 191 – Acceptable in the 80s
Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by former Hearts player and manager Sandy Clark, who discusses his career at Tynecastle on the field and in the dugout. Music: Hard Sell […]
Episode 190 – Summer Sun
Laurie and Mark are joined by Evening News reporter Barry Anderson, to discuss Hearts pre-season preparations and all of the summer news from Tynecastle. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane […]
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 4
Paul Mitchell, Grant Young and Mark Donaldson are joined by former Hearts player and cup winner Jamie MacDonald to discuss goalkeeper kits. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers – […]
Episode 189 – Top Gaffer
Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by Hearts Head Coach Robbie Neilson, to review season 2021/22 and look ahead to the next campaign. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers […]
Episode 188 – The Prosecco Pair
Laurie, Mark and Ryan conduct an alternative end of season “awards”, in amongst a lot of other nonsense, in the penultimate episode of the campaign. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by […]
Episode 187 – Pumped
Laurie and Mark review the Scottish Cup final defeat to Rangers, in addition to discussing what next season could have in store for Hearts. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane […]
Episode 186 – Back Post Bandits
Laurie, Mark and Ryan look ahead to the cup final against Rangers this weekend, before they are joined by another Hearts cup winning legend as a surprise guest… Music: Hard […]
Episode 185 – FOMO
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss Hearts’ 2-1 defeat to Motherwell, potential signings for next season and this weekend’s league game against Rangers. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers – […]
Episode 184 – Dreamy
Laurie and Mark discuss the 0-0 draw against Ross County, Hearts related dreams, the upcoming match away to Celtic and some European memories. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers […]
Episode 183 – Let’s Make Some Noise
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the 3-2 victory over Dundee United, before covering the Scottish Youth Cup Final between Hearts and Rangers at Hampden Park. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by […]
Episode 182 – Eurocash
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the semi-final victory over Hibernian, as well as the riches that await Hearts in Europe next season. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers – […]
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 3
Sports commentator Paul Mitchell and shirt collector Grant Young are joined by Mark Donaldson to discuss “The Pony Years”; Hearts kits from 1995 – 1997. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by […]
Episode 181 – Swashbuckling
Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by author Anthony Brown, to discuss his latest book as well as the recent Hearts victory over Hibernian at Tynecastle. Music: Hard Sell Hotel […]
Episode 180 – What a Screamer
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the draw against Ross County, the upcoming Edinburgh Derby at Tynecastle and the new contract for Barry McKay. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers […]
Episode 179 – International Superstar Soccer
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the recent Australian international camp and put together their best Hearts XI of non-Scottish players capped by their country while at the club. Music: Hard […]
Episode 178 – Part & Parcel
Laurie and Mark discuss the victory over Livingston, words you associate with football and some memorable Hearts seasons from the past. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers – www.silvermansound.com
Episode 177 – Heading for Hampden
Mark and Ryan are joined again by The Guardian’s Ewan Murray, to discuss the victory over St Mirren in the Scottish Cup and look ahead to this weekend’s match against […]
Episode 176 – Technophobia
Mark and Ryan are joined by journalist Barry Anderson to discuss Hearts’ draw with Dundee United, the upcoming match against St Mirren in the Scottish Cup and how local media […]
Episode 175 – Smashing Grannies
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the victories over St Mirren and Aberdeen, before looking ahead to Hearts’ match away to Dundee United this weekend. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane […]
Episode 174 – From Perth to Paisley
Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by lifelong Hearts fan Stevie Morris, who discusses the latest Hearts performances and also his battle with MND. You can donate £5 to MND […]
Episode 173 – The Martin
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the results against Dundee and Livingston, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match away to St Johnstone. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers – […]
Episode 172 – Yeah, but…
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the disappointing defeat to Rangers at Ibrox and look ahead to the upcoming match against Dundee. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers – www.silvermansound.com
Episode 171 – Uber Eats
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the results against Celtic, Motherwell and Hibs, as well as looking ahead to Rangers at Ibrox this weekend. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers […]
Episode 170 – The 13th Minute
Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the Scottish Cup victory over Auchinleck Talbot and look ahead to the big match against Celtic at Tynecastle. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane Ivers […]
Episode 169 – An Unexpected Jersey
Laurie and Mark are joined by Iain MacLeod and actor Ken Stott. The guys discuss the victory over St Johnstone, the John Souttar situation and Ken’s career. Music: Hard Sell […]
Episode 168 – Half-Term Report
Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by Heart of Midlothian Head Coach Robbie Neilson, who gives his ‘half-term report’ on the season so far. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane […]
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 2
Sports commentator Paul Mitchell and shirt collector Grant Young are joined by Laurie Dunsire, to discuss the Hearts kit and team from season 2014/15. Music: Hard Sell Hotel by Shane […]