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Episode 256 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v PAOK)

Mark and Scott McIntosh review the first leg defeat to PAOK at Tynecastle, in the Europa Conference League Play-off. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: Higher […]

Aug 24, 202343 min

Episode 255 – Op-shuns

Laurie and Mark are joined by Big Hearts Chief Executive Craig Wilson, to discuss the latest from the official Hearts charity, the win against Partick Thistle and the upcoming game […]

Aug 22, 20231h 21m

Episode 254 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v RBK)

Mark and Scott McIntosh review the glorious second leg of the Europa Conference League 3rd Qualifying Round tie between Hearts and Rosenborg at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Aug 17, 202337 min

Episode 253 – Gerontocracy (no more)

Laurie and Mark discuss the 0-0 draw against Kilmarnock, the Lawrence Shankland transfer rumours and the big Europa Conference League match against Rosenborg. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]

Aug 15, 20231h 6m

Episode 252 – Make Some Noise (RBK v HMFC)

Mark and Scott McIntosh review the first leg of the Europa Conference League 3rd Qualifying Round tie between Rosenborg and Hearts in Trondheim. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]

Aug 10, 202341 min

Episode 251 – Upbeat & Optimistic

Laurie, Mark, Ryan and Joel Sked discuss the opening league game between St Johnstone and Hearts. Laurie and Mark also look ahead to the upcoming European game in Norway. Sponsored […]

Aug 7, 20231h 6m

Episode 250 – Superhuman (Extended Episode feat. Craig Gordon)

Laurie and Mark are joined by Hearts club captain Craig Gordon for an extended podcast to celebrate a landmark 250th episode. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) […]

Aug 1, 20231h 52m

Episode 249 – Behind Closed Doors

Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the latest two signings at Hearts, some more transfer gossip, the Europa Conference League draw and how much pre-season friendlies really matter. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Jul 26, 20231h 10m

Episode 248 – Thud & Blunder

Laurie and Mark discuss the arrival of Michael McGovern, the next Aussie star that looks to be moving to Tynecastle and a centre back who is interesting Hearts. Sponsored by […]

Jul 20, 20231h 6m

SATF EXTRA – Lee McGregor

Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by professional boxer and boyhood Hearts fan Lee McGregor, ahead of his huge fight in Edinburgh next Friday night. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Jul 14, 20231h 0m

Episode 247 – New Season, No Signings

Laurie, Mark and Ryan are back for the first episode of the new season. The lads discuss pre-season preparation, the lack of signings at Tynecastle and the new management structure. […]

Jul 13, 20231h 3m

Episode 246 – End Credits

Laurie and Mark are joined by Joel Sked for the final episode of the season. The lads discuss the pre-season predictions that were made by Laurie and Joel, as well […]

Jun 6, 20231h 27m

Episode 245 – Let’s Get Ready to Rumble

Laurie and Mark discuss the 1-1 draw with Hibernian on the final day of the season for Heart of Midlothian, in this season’s penultimate episode. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Jun 1, 202353 min

Episode 244 – Not Over Yet

Laurie and Mark discuss the 2-1 win over Aberdeen, the 2-2 draw with Rangers and the disappointment at missing out on 3rd place. There’s also the small matter of facing […]

May 25, 20231h 6m

Episode 243 – Win or Bust

Laurie and Mark are joined by The Guardian’s Ewan Murray, as the lads discuss the 2-2 draw with St Mirren and look ahead to a crucial match against Aberdeen. Sponsored […]

May 16, 20231h 22m

Episode 242 – (Un)Clear & (Not)Obvious

Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by former Grade 1 referee Des Roache, to discuss the controversial Hearts v Celtic match and the upcoming game away to St Mirren. Sponsored […]

May 8, 20231h 18m

Episode 241 – The Promise of Youth

Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the recent Hearts v St Johnstone friendly, promising youngsters and this weekend’s upcoming game against Celtic. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) […]

May 1, 20231h 3m

Episode 240 – The Joy of Six

Laurie and Mark discuss the thumping 6-1 victory over Ross County, as well as the top six fixtures that were just announced. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]

Apr 25, 20231h 12m

Episode 239 – Spoiler Alert

Laurie and Mark are joined by Craig Fowler, to discuss the derby defeat to Hibs, the potential top 6 fixtures, the football department structure and Ross County away. Sponsored by […]

Apr 19, 20231h 21m

Episode 238 – Time To Move On

Laurie and Mark are again joined by Scott McIntosh and Iain MacLeod, to discuss the defeat to St Mirren, the sacking of Robbie Neilson and the upcoming Edinburgh derby. Sponsored […]

Apr 10, 20231h 23m

Episode 237 – Misery Loves Company

Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the current situation at Hearts, the latest defeat at Kilmarnock and the feeling of frustration among supporters at the moment. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Apr 3, 20231h 29m

Episode 236 – Meritorious

Laurie and Mark discuss the state of play at Hearts ahead of an important weekend, with a crucial match away to Kilmarnock following the international break. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]

Mar 30, 202351 min

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 8

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young are joined by former Hearts winger John Colquhoun, to discuss his time with Hearts and some of the kits that he wore. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Mar 29, 20231h 3m

Episode 235 – Ant & Dick

Laurie and Mark are joined for chat by two Tynecastle legends; the “Voice of Hearts” Scott Wilson and the “Hammer of Hibs” John Robertson. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Mar 23, 20231h 16m

Episode 234 – Crisis Talks

Laurie and Mark are joined by Scott McIntosh and Iain MacLeod, to discuss the Pittodrie debacle and what the main issues are with the Hearts team at the moment. Sponsored […]

Mar 21, 20231h 14m

Episode 233 – The Need for Progress

Laurie and Mark discuss the recent defeat to Celtic, in addition to the overall performance of Hearts under Robbie Neilson, before looking ahead to the Aberdeen game at Pittodrie this […]

Mar 15, 20231h 9m

Episode 232 – Fantasists & Optimists

Laurie and Mark review the 3-0 victory over St Johnstone, before looking ahead to the upcoming double header against Celtic. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: […]

Mar 7, 20231h 5m

Episode 231 – Take a Shot for Me

Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by Hearts defender Toby Sibbick. The lads discuss Toby’s time with Hearts so far and also preview this weekend’s game against Ryan’s St Johnstone. […]

Mar 2, 20231h 9m

Episode 230 – System Error

Mark is joined by Ewan Murray and Joel Sked to discuss the disappointing 2-0 defeat away to Motherwell, and what Hearts need to do to improve going forward. Sponsored by […]

Feb 21, 20231h 17m

Episode 229 – We Always Do

Laurie and Mark discuss the 2-0 Scottish Cup victory against Hamilton Academical, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match away to Motherwell. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]

Feb 14, 20231h 9m

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 7

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young are joined by Joel Sked, to once again discuss the Hearts shirts they’d like to put into ‘Room 101’, never to be seen or heard […]

Feb 12, 202343 min

Episode 228 – The Jobby Squad

Laurie and Mark discuss the 3-1 win against Dundee United, before being joined by Ryan McGowan AND Dylan McGowan; as the brothers discuss their careers to date. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Feb 7, 20231h 38m

Episode 227 – Go For It

Laurie and Mark are joined by Foundation of Hearts Chairman Gerry Mallon. The three discuss the 0-0 draw with Livingston and what the future holds for the Foundation. Sponsored by […]

Feb 1, 20231h 18m

Episode 226 – Toby Sibbick (I’ll love you ’til my heart breaks)

Laurie and Mark review another 3-0 derby win for Hearts, this time at Easter Road in the Scottish Cup Fourth Round. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) […]

Jan 24, 20231h 7m

SATF EXTRA – Derby Preview (Scottish Cup 4th Round)

Laurie and Mark chat about the thumping 5-0 win over Aberdeen, before Gavin Pearson joins the lads to preview the big Edinburgh derby in the Scottish Cup on Sunday. Sponsored […]

Jan 19, 202351 min

Episode 225 – Louis Vuitton & a Cigarette

Laurie and Mark review the St Mirren game, with the help of ex-referee Des Roache of the Get Involved Referee Podcast, before Austin McCann joins the lads to talk about […]

Jan 17, 20231h 37m

Episode 224 – Local Hero

Laurie and Mark are joined by Sky Sports News’ North-East England reporter, and Hearts fan, Keith Downie to discuss some of the latest transfer business at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Jan 11, 20231h 21m

SATF EXTRA – Best of 2022

It’s been another eventful and enjoyable year for Hearts, and for Scarves Around the Funnel. Enjoy some of the podcast highlights from 2022 in this bonus episode. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Jan 8, 202351 min

Episode 223- Humped

Laurie and Mark discuss the 3-0 derby humping of Hibernian at Tynecastle, and Laurie also challenges Mark to a 2022 quiz. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) […]

Jan 4, 20231h 23m

Episode 222 – Marshmallow May

Laurie and Mark are joined by former grade one referee Des Roache, of the Get Involved Referee Podcast, to discuss the recent Hearts matches against Dundee United and St Johnstone. […]

Dec 30, 20221h 44m

Episode 221 – What I Know Now (Gary Wales Part 2)

Laurie and Mark continue their chat with former Hearts striker Gary Wales. The lads discuss Gary’s injury problems, as well as life after football. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Dec 22, 202258 min

Episode 220 – Better With Age (Gary Wales Part 1)

Laurie, Mark and Ryan are joined by former Hearts striker Gary Wales. The four review Hearts’ 3-1 win over Kilmarnock, before chatting about Gary’s playing time at Tynecastle. Sponsored by […]

Dec 21, 20221h 9m

Episode 219 – Cold, Cold Hearts

Laurie and Mark discuss some cold, wintry Hearts memories, as well as looking ahead to this weekend’s match against Kilmarnock at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]

Dec 16, 20221h 23m

Episode 218 – Rumpuses

Laurie and Mark discuss some of the melees, scuffles and big flashpoints on the park (and beyond) that Hearts have been involved in down the years. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]

Dec 8, 20221h 6m

Episode 217 – How Now Brown Trout

Laurie and Mark discuss the Scottish Cup draw between Hibs and Hearts, how much Kye Rowles could be worth and all the other news (and rumours) from Tynecastle. Sponsored by […]

Dec 2, 20221h 16m

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 6

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss the shirts, and shirt related items, that they’d like to put into ‘Room 101’, never to be seen or heard of again. Sponsored by […]

Nov 24, 202235 min

Episode 216 – Dream Big

Laurie and Mark are joined by Hearts Women‘s manager Eva Olid and captain Georgia Hunter, ahead of this Sunday’s massive fixture against Hibs at Easter Road. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]

Nov 21, 20221h 0m

Episode 215 – From the OC to APP

Laurie and Mark review the matches against Rangers and Livingston, as well as discussing how VAR has been performing so far in Scottish football. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Nov 16, 20221h 12m

Episode 214 – Lane Discipline

Laurie and Mark are joined by Joel Sked to discuss Hearts’ European campaign, the explosive match against Motherwell and look ahead to the upcoming trip to Ibrox to face Rangers. […]

Nov 7, 20221h 17m

Episode 213 – Patience (again)

Laurie, Mark and Ryan discuss the latest Hearts matches against RFS and Ross County, as well as VAR and our recent guest Stephen’s first ever match at Tynecastle. Sponsored by […]

Nov 2, 20221h 26m