Scarves Around The Funnel
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Episode 349 – 192 Days
Mark, Scott & Ryan are joined by Joel Sked to discuss the defeat to Dundee, the departure of Neil Critchley, who could potentially replace him as manager and this weekend’s […]
Episode 348 – Making a Statement
Mark, Scott & Ryan are joined by Scott Wilson to discuss the Scottish Cup semi-final defeat to Aberdeen, Hearts’ statement following the game and this week’s match against Dundee. Sponsored […]
Episode 347 – Patience Wearing Thin
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 0-0 draw with Motherwell, the current situation at Hearts and the upcoming Scottish Cup semi-final against Aberdeen. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]
Episode 346 – Clutching at Straws
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the defeat to Dundee United, Hearts’ top six chances and the next game against Motherwell at Fir Park. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 14
Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss the potential kits that Hearts fans could see next season with the new Hummel deal, as well as a recent match worn kit haul […]
Episode 345 – Trust Me, I’m a Trophy
Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan discuss the 3-0 defeat to Celtic, Hearts’ top 6 chances and this weekend’s match against Dundee United at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 344 – When we’re afloat, on some big sub
Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by Martin Geissler and James Christie to discuss the new BBC podcast ‘Romanov: Czar of Hearts‘, narrated by Martin and produced by James. Sponsored […]
Episode 343 – Three’s Company
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the victory over Ross County and big matches against Aberdeen down the years. In memory of Andrew Beaton Donaldson, 1940 – 2025. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 342 – Flying Solo
Laurie reviews the Scottish Cup victory over Dundee, the semi-final draw against Aberdeen and the upcoming league match at home to Ross County. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 13
Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss the announcement that Hearts will be returning to Hummel as their kit supplier (technical partner) from next season. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 341 – Outfought & Out-thought
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the derby defeat to Hibernian at Easter Road, before looking ahead to the Scottish Cup Quarter Final against Dundee at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]
Episode 340 – Shabangu
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-1 victory away to St Johnstone, before looking ahead to this week’s matches against St Mirren and Hibernian. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 339 – Diamonds are Forever
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-1 defeat to Rangers at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match away to St Johnstone. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]
Episode 338 – Name in the Hat
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the penalty shootout victory over St Mirren in the cup, the draw for the next round and this weekend’s league clash against Rangers at Tynecastle. […]
Episode 337 – Let’s Talk About Six
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the wonderful 6-0 victory over Dundee at Dens Park, before looking at the January transfer window and previewing next week’s Scottish Cup clash with St […]
Episode 336 – Jet Set Willie
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-2 victory over Kilmarnock at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match against Dundee at Dens Park. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 335 – Reinforcing Foundations
Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by newly elected Foundation of Hearts directors Claire Hammond & Gary Locke, to discuss their new roles and the future of the Foundation. Sponsored […]
Episode 334 – Introverted Wingers
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 0-0 draw with Aberdeen at Pittodrie, potential new signings, favourite assists & the upcoming Scottish Cup match against Brechin City. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]
Episode 333 – Rocket Man
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the victory at Tannadice against Dundee United, before looking ahead to this weekend’s trip to Aberdeen. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) […]
Episode 332 – Home (Win) Alone
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the collapse in Dingwall against Ross County, the welcome victory at home to Motherwell and the upcoming trip to Tannadice to face Dundee United. Sponsored […]
Episode 331 – Discomfort Blanket
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the hugely disappointing derby defeat to Hibernian, where the result leaves Hearts and what lies in store with the upcoming matches against Ross County and […]
Episode 330 – From Brockville to Bondage
Laurie, Mark & Scott try to find some Christmas cheer after Hearts deliver a much needed win over St Johnstone, but the lads also have to cover the disappointing exit […]
Episode 329 – The ‘R’ Word
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the dismal 1-0 defeat to Kilmarnock at Rugby Park, as well as the wider problems at Hearts right now. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 328 – Make Some Noise (FCK v HMFC)
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to FC Copenhagen in Denmark in the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to Kilmarnock away this weekend. This episode is also […]
Episode 327 – Theatre of Nightmares
Laurie & Scott discuss the 2-0 victory over Dundee, before looking ahead to the trip to play FC Copenhagen with the help of special guest David Bertelsen of Absalons Radio. […]
Episode 326 – Makeshift Backlines
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 1-1 draw against Aberdeen, the Scottish Cup Fourth Round draw and this weekend’s match against Dundee at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 325 – Make Some Noise (CBKSV v HMFC)
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to Cercle Brugges in the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to this weekend’s league game against Aberdeen at Tynecastle. Sponsored by […]
Episode 324 – Bada Bing, Bada Brugge
Laurie & Mark discuss the upcoming Foundation of Hearts AGM and votes that are taking place, the defeat to Celtic and the upcoming European match away to Cercle Brugge. Sponsored […]
Episode 323 – My Three Dads
Laurie & Mark are joined by Heart of Midlothian memorabilia collector and author Gary Cowen, to discuss his latest book ‘From Medals to Toffee Tins‘. The lads also look ahead […]
Episode 322 – Toothless at Ibrox
Laurie, Mark & Scott review the defeat to Rangers at Ibrox, before discussing Neil Critchley’s reign at Heart of Midlothian so far. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]
Episode 321- Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCH)
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to FC Heidenheim in matchday 3 of the league phase of the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to Hearts against Rangers […]
Episode 320 – King of the Inswingers
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the defeat against Kilmarnock, the victory over St Johnstone and also the upcoming Europa Conference League match against German side FC Heidenheim. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 319 – Ship Up or Shape Out
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 1-1 derby draw with Hibernian at Easter Road, before looking ahead to the upcoming matches against Kilmarnock and St Johnstone. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]
Episode 318 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v ACON)
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 victory over Omonia Nicosia in the Europa Conference League at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to the Edinburgh Derby on Sunday. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 317 – Four, four, ****ing two
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the resounding win over St Mirren at Tynecastle in Neil Critchley’s first match in charge of Hearts, before looking ahead to Thursday’s game at home […]
Episode 316 – Whelmed
Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by Blackpool FC presenter Ged Mills, to talk about the likely candidate to take over at Heart of Midlothian. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]
Episode 315 – The Derek Knight Rises
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-2 defeat to Aberdeen at Pittodrie, and what positives Hearts can take from the performance despite the late heartache. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]
Episode 314 – Make Some Noise (Liam Fox & The Rising of the Phoenix)
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the monumental occasion; Hearts first win of the season! Dinamo Minsk were vanquished in Azerbaijan in the Europa Conference League, with Aberdeen at Pittodrie in […]
Episode 313 – Liam Fox & The Shining of Karakum
Laurie & Mark discuss the 1-1 draw between Hearts and Ross County, before looking ahead to the upcoming matches against Dinamo Minsk and Aberdeen. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 312 – We’ll Be There For You
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the upcoming match against Ross County at Tynecastle, the first of the Liam Fox interim reign, in addition to the recent update provided by CEO […]
Episode 311 (SATF EXTRA) – Naismith Departs Tynecastle
Laurie, Mark & Scott are back with an instant reaction to the news that Steven Naismith has left Hearts, along with his assistants Gordon Forrest and Frankie McAvoy, following the […]
Episode 310 – Let’s not talk about Willie(s)
Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by former referee Des Roache, of the Behind The Whistles podcast, to discuss Hearts’ defeat to Celtic at the weekend and look ahead to […]
Episode 309 – Pleasantly Surprised
Laurie, Mark & Ryan discuss Hearts matches that left us feeling pleasantly surprised, before looking ahead to this weekend’s fixture away to Celtic. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]
Episode 308 – Groundhog Day (again)
Laurie, Mark & Scott review Hearts’ latest defeat, this time to Dundee United at Tynecastle, before being joined by Hearts fans Matty and Stephen to discuss Steven Naismith’s future at […]
Episode 307- Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCVP)
Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ 1-0 Europa League play-off 2nd leg defeat to Czech side Viktoria Plzeň, a 2-0 loss on aggregate, at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 306 – Look Back in Anger
Laurie & Scott are joined by The Guardian’s Ewan Murray, for another misery filled episode following the defeat to Motherwell at Fir Park, as well as looking ahead to the […]
Episode 305- Make Some Noise (FCVP v HMFC)
Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ 1-0 Europa League play-off first leg defeat to Czech side Viktoria Plzeň in the Doosan Arena. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk)
Episode 304 – Utility Man
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ disappointing Premier Sports Cup exit to Falkirk, player traits/idiosyncrasies and the upcoming Europa League match against Viktoria Plzeň in the Czech Republic. Sponsored by […]
Episode 303 – Ultra Dad
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ dismal display at Dens Park against Dundee, what the defeat means in the grand scheme of things and look ahead to the Falkirk game […]
Episode 302 – Taylor’s Swift
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ opening day draw with Rangers, a new love story blossoming with Taylor, the Europa League play-off draw and Dundee away this weekend. Sponsored by […]