
Scarves Around The Funnel
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Episode 320 – King of the Inswingers
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the defeat against Kilmarnock, the victory over St Johnstone and also the upcoming Europa Conference League match against German side FC Heidenheim. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 319 – Ship Up or Shape Out
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 1-1 derby draw with Hibernian at Easter Road, before looking ahead to the upcoming matches against Kilmarnock and St Johnstone. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]
Episode 318 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v ACON)
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 victory over Omonia Nicosia in the Europa Conference League at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to the Edinburgh Derby on Sunday. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 317 – Four, four, ****ing two
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the resounding win over St Mirren at Tynecastle in Neil Critchley’s first match in charge of Hearts, before looking ahead to Thursday’s game at home […]
Episode 316 – Whelmed
Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by Blackpool FC presenter Ged Mills, to talk about the likely candidate to take over at Heart of Midlothian. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]
Episode 315 – The Derek Knight Rises
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-2 defeat to Aberdeen at Pittodrie, and what positives Hearts can take from the performance despite the late heartache. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]
Episode 314 – Make Some Noise (Liam Fox & The Rising of the Phoenix)
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the monumental occasion; Hearts first win of the season! Dinamo Minsk were vanquished in Azerbaijan in the Europa Conference League, with Aberdeen at Pittodrie in […]
Episode 313 – Liam Fox & The Shining of Karakum
Laurie & Mark discuss the 1-1 draw between Hearts and Ross County, before looking ahead to the upcoming matches against Dinamo Minsk and Aberdeen. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 312 – We’ll Be There For You
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the upcoming match against Ross County at Tynecastle, the first of the Liam Fox interim reign, in addition to the recent update provided by CEO […]
Episode 311 (SATF EXTRA) – Naismith Departs Tynecastle
Laurie, Mark & Scott are back with an instant reaction to the news that Steven Naismith has left Hearts, along with his assistants Gordon Forrest and Frankie McAvoy, following the […]
Episode 310 – Let’s not talk about Willie(s)
Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by former referee Des Roache, of the Behind The Whistles podcast, to discuss Hearts’ defeat to Celtic at the weekend and look ahead to […]
Episode 309 – Pleasantly Surprised
Laurie, Mark & Ryan discuss Hearts matches that left us feeling pleasantly surprised, before looking ahead to this weekend’s fixture away to Celtic. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]
Episode 308 – Groundhog Day (again)
Laurie, Mark & Scott review Hearts’ latest defeat, this time to Dundee United at Tynecastle, before being joined by Hearts fans Matty and Stephen to discuss Steven Naismith’s future at […]
Episode 307- Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCVP)
Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ 1-0 Europa League play-off 2nd leg defeat to Czech side Viktoria Plzeň, a 2-0 loss on aggregate, at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 306 – Look Back in Anger
Laurie & Scott are joined by The Guardian’s Ewan Murray, for another misery filled episode following the defeat to Motherwell at Fir Park, as well as looking ahead to the […]
Episode 305- Make Some Noise (FCVP v HMFC)
Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ 1-0 Europa League play-off first leg defeat to Czech side Viktoria Plzeň in the Doosan Arena. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk)
Episode 304 – Utility Man
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ disappointing Premier Sports Cup exit to Falkirk, player traits/idiosyncrasies and the upcoming Europa League match against Viktoria Plzeň in the Czech Republic. Sponsored by […]
Episode 303 – Ultra Dad
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ dismal display at Dens Park against Dundee, what the defeat means in the grand scheme of things and look ahead to the Falkirk game […]
Episode 302 – Taylor’s Swift
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ opening day draw with Rangers, a new love story blossoming with Taylor, the Europa League play-off draw and Dundee away this weekend. Sponsored by […]
Episode 301 – Here For a Good Time
Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan discuss Hearts’ final pre-season preparations before making their predictions for the new campaign, as well as previewing the league opener against Rangers at Tynecastle. Sponsored […]
Episode 300 – Reflection Section
Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan are back together for a special 300th episode, looking back at some of their favourite moments from the podcast over the years. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 299 – A Flock Of Seagulls
Laurie, Mark & Scott are back to discuss the summer transfer business at Tynecastle, pre-season friendlies, areas of the team that still need strengthened and flocks of seagulls. Sponsored by […]
Episode 298 – The End is Near
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss your suggestions for Hearts themed cocktails, before answering a variety of questions provided on social media for the final episode of the season. Sponsored by […]
Episode 297 – Sakérita
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-2 draw with St Mirren in Paisley, the 3-3 draw with Rangers at Tynecastle and review the season as a whole. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 296 – You Spin My Head Right Round
Laurie, Mark & Joel Sked discuss the 3-0 win over Dundee, which European competition would suit Hearts better, whether the team can hit 70 points & the upcoming matches against […]
Episode 295 – Don’t Stop the Party
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-0 defeat to Celtic, Lawrence Shankland winning PFA Player of the Year, the European adventure that awaits Hearts & the Dundee match this weekend. […]
Episode 294 – Home and Away
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 0-0 draw with Kilmarnock, how the Hearts squad could look next season and this weekend’s match away to Celtic. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]
Episode 293 – Over the Mount Florida Rainbow
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 Scottish Cup semi final defeat to Rangers at Hampden, before looking ahead to Kilmarnock away this weekend. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 292 – Japanese Boy(s)
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 4-2 victory over Livingston, memorable Hearts comebacks and this weekend’s Scottish Cup semi final against Rangers at Hampden. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 291 – You Win Again (a)
Laurie, Mark & Ryan discuss a great weekend for the podcast team, with satisfying away wins for both Heart of Midlothian and St Johnstone. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 290 – Shop Local
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the draw with Kilmarnock, signings that Hearts have made from other Scottish clubs & this weekend’s match against St Mirren in Paisley. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 289 – Shakin’ off the Blues
Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan discuss the Hearts players involved for their counties over the international break, the latest signings at Tynecastle & the upcoming game against Kilmarnock. Sponsored by […]
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 12
Paul Mitchell and Grant Young are joined by Robert Borthwick, to discuss A View from The Terrace and his new role at Heart of Midlothian. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]
Episode 288 – Keep On Running
Laurie, Scott & Ryan discuss Hearts’ 2-1 defeat to Ross County, before being joined by former track & field athlete Eilidh Doyle to discuss her career & some of her […]
Episode 287 – Monday Night Fever
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the Scottish Cup win over Greenock Morton at Cappielow, the semi final draw against Rangers & this weekend’s match away to Ross County. Sponsored by […]
Episode 286 – Moving Through the Gears
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the Edinburgh Derby and the win over Celtic, before Hearts cup winner Jamie MacDonald joins the lads to preview the Scottish Cup game against his […]
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 11
Paul Mitchell and Grant Young are joined by former Hearts midfielder, and record appearance holder, Gary Mackay, to discuss his time at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]
Episode 285 – Bring the Bounce Back
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the disappointing defeat to Rangers at Ibrox, before looking ahead to Wednesday night’s Edinburgh Derby against Hibs at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]
Episode 284 – Farts, Farts, Glorious Farts
Mark & Scott are joined by the BBC’s Martin Geissler to discuss the win over Motherwell, favourite goal celebrations & the upcoming match against Rangers at Ibrox. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 283 – He’s Electric
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the comfortable cup win over Airdrie, the cup draw and this weekend’s league match at home to Motherwell. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]
Episode 282 – The Jimmy Sandison Derby
Laurie & Mark discuss the 3-2 win over Dundee (again), before being joined by former Hearts & Airdrie star Jimmy Sandison to preview the Scottish Cup clash between two of […]
Episode 281 – That’s a Trivela
Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan discuss Hearts’ 2-0 victory over Aberdeen at Tynecastle, including Shankland’s “Trivela”, before looking ahead to the game against Dundee at Dens Park this weekend. Sponsored […]
Episode 280 – Maroon Typhoon
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the comeback victory against Dundee, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match against Aberdeen at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) […]
Episode 279 – Maroon Monday
Laurie & Mark are back to discuss the victory over The Spartans in the Scottish Cup, the draw for the Fifth Round & the upcoming league match against Dundee at […]
Episode 278 – No Quiz, No Cry
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the signing of Dexter Lembikisa, the bounce game against Kilmarnock, the upcoming Scottish Cup tie against The Spartans before getting stuck into another quiz. Sponsored […]
Episode 277 – Squad Assessment
Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the latest from the transfer rumour mill, before going through the entire Hearts squad and assessing each player. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]
Episode 276 – By the Forrest of Babylon
Laurie, Mark & Scott start 2024 by reviewing the recent matches against Ross County and Livingston, before discussing some of the best and worst moments of 2023. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 275 – Perfect Moment
Laurie, Scott & Joel Sked look back on the victories against St Mirren and Hibernian, as well as discussing Lawrence Shankland’s value to this Hearts team and the upcoming Ross […]
SATF EXTRA – Christmas Quiz 2023
Laurie, Mark & Scott are back with a FESTIVE SPECIAL; and yes, it’s a quiz! We hope you enjoy the extra episode, have a wonderful Christmas everyone. Sponsored by Forrest […]
Episode 274 – Perfect Day
Laurie, Mark & Scott bask in the glory of a perfect day at the weekend, as Hearts defeated Celtic away from home, before looking ahead to the upcoming match against […]