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Episode 330 – From Brockville to Bondage

Laurie, Mark & Scott try to find some Christmas cheer after Hearts deliver a much needed win over St Johnstone, but the lads also have to cover the disappointing exit […]

Dec 24, 20241h 27m

Episode 329 – The ‘R’ Word

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the dismal 1-0 defeat to Kilmarnock at Rugby Park, as well as the wider problems at Hearts right now. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Dec 17, 202458 min

Episode 328 – Make Some Noise (FCK v HMFC)

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to FC Copenhagen in Denmark in the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to Kilmarnock away this weekend. This episode is also […]

Dec 12, 202452 min

Episode 327 – Theatre of Nightmares

Laurie & Scott discuss the 2-0 victory over Dundee, before looking ahead to the trip to play FC Copenhagen with the help of special guest David Bertelsen of Absalons Radio. […]

Dec 9, 202459 min

Episode 326 – Makeshift Backlines

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 1-1 draw against Aberdeen, the Scottish Cup Fourth Round draw and this weekend’s match against Dundee at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Dec 2, 20241h 9m

Episode 325 – Make Some Noise (CBKSV v HMFC)

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to Cercle Brugges in the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to this weekend’s league game against Aberdeen at Tynecastle. Sponsored by […]

Nov 28, 202453 min

Episode 324 – Bada Bing, Bada Brugge

Laurie & Mark discuss the upcoming Foundation of Hearts AGM and votes that are taking place, the defeat to Celtic and the upcoming European match away to Cercle Brugge. Sponsored […]

Nov 25, 202453 min

Episode 323 – My Three Dads

Laurie & Mark are joined by Heart of Midlothian memorabilia collector and author Gary Cowen, to discuss his latest book ‘From Medals to Toffee Tins‘. The lads also look ahead […]

Nov 20, 20241h 12m

Episode 322 – Toothless at Ibrox

Laurie, Mark & Scott review the defeat to Rangers at Ibrox, before discussing Neil Critchley’s reign at Heart of Midlothian so far. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]

Nov 11, 20241h 14m

Episode 321- Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCH)

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 defeat to FC Heidenheim in matchday 3 of the league phase of the Europa Conference League, before looking ahead to Hearts against Rangers […]

Nov 8, 202444 min

Episode 320 – King of the Inswingers

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the defeat against Kilmarnock, the victory over St Johnstone and also the upcoming Europa Conference League match against German side FC Heidenheim. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Nov 5, 20241h 21m

Episode 319 – Ship Up or Shape Out

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 1-1 derby draw with Hibernian at Easter Road, before looking ahead to the upcoming matches against Kilmarnock and St Johnstone. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]

Oct 28, 20241h 7m

Episode 318 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v ACON)

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 victory over Omonia Nicosia in the Europa Conference League at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to the Edinburgh Derby on Sunday. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Oct 24, 202451 min

Episode 317 – Four, four, ****ing two

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the resounding win over St Mirren at Tynecastle in Neil Critchley’s first match in charge of Hearts, before looking ahead to Thursday’s game at home […]

Oct 21, 20241h 5m

Episode 316 – Whelmed

Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by Blackpool FC presenter Ged Mills, to talk about the likely candidate to take over at Heart of Midlothian. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Oct 14, 20241h 19m

Episode 315 – The Derek Knight Rises

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-2 defeat to Aberdeen at Pittodrie, and what positives Hearts can take from the performance despite the late heartache. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Oct 7, 20241h 16m

Episode 314 – Make Some Noise (Liam Fox & The Rising of the Phoenix)

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the monumental occasion; Hearts first win of the season! Dinamo Minsk were vanquished in Azerbaijan in the Europa Conference League, with Aberdeen at Pittodrie in […]

Oct 3, 202445 min

Episode 313 – Liam Fox & The Shining of Karakum

Laurie & Mark discuss the 1-1 draw between Hearts and Ross County, before looking ahead to the upcoming matches against Dinamo Minsk and Aberdeen. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Sep 30, 202458 min

Episode 312 – We’ll Be There For You

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the upcoming match against Ross County at Tynecastle, the first of the Liam Fox interim reign, in addition to the recent update provided by CEO […]

Sep 25, 202436 min

Episode 311 (SATF EXTRA) – Naismith Departs Tynecastle

Laurie, Mark & Scott are back with an instant reaction to the news that Steven Naismith has left Hearts, along with his assistants Gordon Forrest and Frankie McAvoy, following the […]

Sep 22, 202441 min

Episode 310 – Let’s not talk about Willie(s)

Laurie, Mark & Scott are joined by former referee Des Roache, of the Behind The Whistles podcast, to discuss Hearts’ defeat to Celtic at the weekend and look ahead to […]

Sep 16, 20241h 12m

Episode 309 – Pleasantly Surprised

Laurie, Mark & Ryan discuss Hearts matches that left us feeling pleasantly surprised, before looking ahead to this weekend’s fixture away to Celtic. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]

Sep 10, 20241h 19m

Episode 308 – Groundhog Day (again)

Laurie, Mark & Scott review Hearts’ latest defeat, this time to Dundee United at Tynecastle, before being joined by Hearts fans Matty and Stephen to discuss Steven Naismith’s future at […]

Sep 2, 20241h 16m

Episode 307- Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCVP)

Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ 1-0 Europa League play-off 2nd leg defeat to Czech side Viktoria Plzeň, a 2-0 loss on aggregate, at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Aug 29, 202441 min

Episode 306 – Look Back in Anger

Laurie & Scott are joined by The Guardian’s Ewan Murray, for another misery filled episode following the defeat to Motherwell at Fir Park, as well as looking ahead to the […]

Aug 26, 20241h 16m

Episode 305- Make Some Noise (FCVP v HMFC)

Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ 1-0 Europa League play-off first leg defeat to Czech side Viktoria Plzeň in the Doosan Arena. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk)

Aug 22, 202439 min

Episode 304 – Utility Man

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ disappointing Premier Sports Cup exit to Falkirk, player traits/idiosyncrasies and the upcoming Europa League match against Viktoria Plzeň in the Czech Republic. Sponsored by […]

Aug 20, 20241h 21m

Episode 303 – Ultra Dad

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ dismal display at Dens Park against Dundee, what the defeat means in the grand scheme of things and look ahead to the Falkirk game […]

Aug 11, 20241h 18m

Episode 302 – Taylor’s Swift

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss Hearts’ opening day draw with Rangers, a new love story blossoming with Taylor, the Europa League play-off draw and Dundee away this weekend. Sponsored by […]

Aug 5, 20241h 10m

Episode 301 – Here For a Good Time

Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan discuss Hearts’ final pre-season preparations before making their predictions for the new campaign, as well as previewing the league opener against Rangers at Tynecastle. Sponsored […]

Jul 29, 20241h 29m

Episode 300 – Reflection Section

Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan are back together for a special 300th episode, looking back at some of their favourite moments from the podcast over the years. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Jul 24, 20241h 26m

Episode 299 – A Flock Of Seagulls

Laurie, Mark & Scott are back to discuss the summer transfer business at Tynecastle, pre-season friendlies, areas of the team that still need strengthened and flocks of seagulls. Sponsored by […]

Jul 18, 20241h 4m

Episode 298 – The End is Near

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss your suggestions for Hearts themed cocktails, before answering a variety of questions provided on social media for the final episode of the season. Sponsored by […]

May 29, 2024

Episode 297 – Sakérita

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-2 draw with St Mirren in Paisley, the 3-3 draw with Rangers at Tynecastle and review the season as a whole. Sponsored by Forrest […]

May 21, 20241h 25m

Episode 296 – You Spin My Head Right Round

Laurie, Mark & Joel Sked discuss the 3-0 win over Dundee, which European competition would suit Hearts better, whether the team can hit 70 points & the upcoming matches against […]

May 14, 20241h 3m

Episode 295 – Don’t Stop the Party

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 3-0 defeat to Celtic, Lawrence Shankland winning PFA Player of the Year, the European adventure that awaits Hearts & the Dundee match this weekend. […]

May 7, 20241h 7m

Episode 294 – Home and Away

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 0-0 draw with Kilmarnock, how the Hearts squad could look next season and this weekend’s match away to Celtic. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

May 1, 20241h 19m

Episode 293 – Over the Mount Florida Rainbow

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 2-0 Scottish Cup semi final defeat to Rangers at Hampden, before looking ahead to Kilmarnock away this weekend. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Apr 23, 20241h 9m

Episode 292 – Japanese Boy(s)

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the 4-2 victory over Livingston, memorable Hearts comebacks and this weekend’s Scottish Cup semi final against Rangers at Hampden. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Apr 15, 20241h 3m

Episode 291 – You Win Again (a)

Laurie, Mark & Ryan discuss a great weekend for the podcast team, with satisfying away wins for both Heart of Midlothian and St Johnstone. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Apr 10, 20241h 9m

Episode 290 – Shop Local

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the draw with Kilmarnock, signings that Hearts have made from other Scottish clubs & this weekend’s match against St Mirren in Paisley. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Apr 2, 20241h 7m

Episode 289 – Shakin’ off the Blues

Laurie, Mark, Scott & Ryan discuss the Hearts players involved for their counties over the international break, the latest signings at Tynecastle & the upcoming game against Kilmarnock. Sponsored by […]

Mar 27, 20241h 10m

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 12

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young are joined by Robert Borthwick, to discuss A View from The Terrace and his new role at Heart of Midlothian. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Mar 26, 202431 min

Episode 288 – Keep On Running

Laurie, Scott & Ryan discuss Hearts’ 2-1 defeat to Ross County, before being joined by former track & field athlete Eilidh Doyle to discuss her career & some of her […]

Mar 19, 20241h 16m

Episode 287 – Monday Night Fever

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the Scottish Cup win over Greenock Morton at Cappielow, the semi final draw against Rangers & this weekend’s match away to Ross County. Sponsored by […]

Mar 12, 20241h 12m

Episode 286 – Moving Through the Gears

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the Edinburgh Derby and the win over Celtic, before Hearts cup winner Jamie MacDonald joins the lads to preview the Scottish Cup game against his […]

Mar 5, 20241h 22m

Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 11

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young are joined by former Hearts midfielder, and record appearance holder, Gary Mackay, to discuss his time at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]

Mar 2, 202430 min

Episode 285 – Bring the Bounce Back

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the disappointing defeat to Rangers at Ibrox, before looking ahead to Wednesday night’s Edinburgh Derby against Hibs at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Feb 25, 20241h 7m

Episode 284 – Farts, Farts, Glorious Farts

Mark & Scott are joined by the BBC’s Martin Geissler to discuss the win over Motherwell, favourite goal celebrations & the upcoming match against Rangers at Ibrox. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Feb 19, 20241h 24m

Episode 283 – He’s Electric

Laurie, Mark & Scott discuss the comfortable cup win over Airdrie, the cup draw and this weekend’s league match at home to Motherwell. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]

Feb 12, 20241h 10m