Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

It’s time to send the hags your products for holiday gift guide review! Kate’s home alone for Thanksgiving day. Jacqueline’s at her parents house and people are arriving in 55 minutes. Innovations for the Buffet are discussed. Avoiding product contamination. The two pronged anxiety of skin looking great. Jacqueline tries to control Kate’s sneeze. Mother’s skin care picks. . Edited and mixed by Allie GrahamSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Christmas is on the horizon. What brands will send gifts to the hags? Jacqueline and Kate discuss hotel room bathtubs and streaming in Canada. Kate is once again done with social media, and JN’s back on the mat. Curate your feed. Welcome to Nespresso, self-esteem and the integrity bank account. Spanx drops a new product. Bowls of Ice. Gua sha's real. So is red light. Near Infrared. Infrared. Death by chandelier. . . . This episode was edited by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yesterday Kate soared on Matcha while Jacqueline threw her book. When will she learn things are real? A stool test is on the horizon. Tropes we cannot escape. Is matcha the answer again? We find out that “Jackie” takes the cup home. It was glucose the whole time. Kate wants a juicer. Jacqueline has a theory about Jewel and Little Women. Widowers and cryo-bins. Never speak to a woman about her art. Unsolved Mysteries. . . . This episode was edited by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jacqueline and Kate have both returned from their trips. Pleasure is over, mission statements are coming. Foot dysmorphia. Seat maps and swimming in champagne. An omelet is delivered. Tables were carried overhead. Catamarans with fluffy scrambled eggs. The humble tourist, a real lesson. Rain is a blessing. Zippy. Microbiome. The fool always wins. Rose Inc. Freepeople. MD Solar Sciences. Supergoop spf. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate’s just seen a gorgeous cousin and Jacqueline can’t leave Italy. Ambition is witnessed. Digestifs are praised. An uplifting restaurant moment is shared. The “best onion rings of your life.” An ocean stone for gua sha. Something pineal. Kate makes a fish and tomato promise. Jacqueline pushed True Blood. The hags discuss riding a horse. Spicy Tuna is on the way. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate and Jacqueline are both back on the athletic greens. Kate has planned a trip. Colds really last. Kate nearly bailed on a socially explosive dinner. The word manifest. It’s not sloth. It’s not gluttony. Kate’s getting something serious installed and Jacqueline’s waiting for a good flight deal to come home. How many archetypes in a day? Holidays near. Getting a facial at the dermatologist? . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate’s at wedding weekend and wants to bitch about construction noise. Jacqueline has settled into saying ciao and scusa. The remains of going to the ice machine and donning the second mask. Women who once said no to Kate. The crone whore at the wedding. Engage the elders. Kate has a heated exchange at LAX and loves it. The pressure to be enchanted by the child. Marion Parke heels. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate’s micro-meltdown was intimacy and JN shook her body so an Italian tailor could identify her size. Primi, Secondi, and an instagram cleanse. It’s enough. Celebrate Tom Cruise now. How deep is the ocean? The hags die together in space, at peace and sharing a glance. The Prestige and Marley and Me. Jacqueline will vouch for nothing. Kate considers laser again. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Still an ocean between them, Kate and Jacqueline surmounting internet and audio issues to succeed in bringing forth an episode of Poog. They investigate the topic of the house gift and thank you notes, and they consider the holidays ahead. Mopeds rush by in Jacqueline’s Italian audio ambiance, while Kate ingests construction fumes. The branding path of Benefit, Clinique, and Lauder in years past is considered with enthusiasm. The department store is a problem. Will the hags be the ones to reinvent? . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. TweedieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week's episode is a re-airing of another Poog classic as the hags weave a path through: Microgreens, Kix family autonomy, and neck rashes. Anything grand is worth revisiting, no? See you next week with more of the new.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jacqueline loves radical healing and ponders making nighttime huge. Kate considers IV therapy and senses she’ll need snorkeling restoration in the winter. To build a spine back piece by piece, it takes hours. Fall asleep you start again. Jacqueline’s jealous of Kate’s vocal steamer. Normal marital hate. Neurons fire and wire and even prune from disuse. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A technical failure an ocean between them, the hags must converse without conversing. The art of conversation falls apart when rhythm is removed. And still the hags endure. Transparency at all costs. Jacqueline dines and writes in a tiny romantic attic in Rome. Kates hustles to the theater under the scalding New York Sun. Juilliard is grasped. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic as the hags weave a path through: morning fathers, 50 First Dates, and TV characters hitting Snooze. Anything grand is worth revisiting, no? See you next week with more of the new.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jacqueline will be in Rome this week and is eager for recs. Kate’s loving NYC and wants a facialist suggestion. They reminisce about a time Kate bailed. Kate is stunned by the miracle of food delivery. Staying at a friend’s or an airbnb is a topic they only just begin to discuss. The scroll and the refresh. It’s been weeks. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week's episode is a remix, a recapitulation, indeed a recontextualization of the Hags' most erudite excursions into film and television. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10% fat yogurt. Replacing mascara. The hags are stressed and tired and the product suffers. Kate is uninterested in Jacqueline’s arm. Jacqueline retaliates at end of episode with a reveal. Kate’s back on bottled water. Jacqueline is wildly dehydrated. Being told to let the earth carry you and all of that. Two massages, neither quite right. Spider strategies. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Hags are on an eight hour time difference from each other LA and Scotland. Indecision descends as Kate chooses her birthday treat at Sephora. Negative visualization and Stoicism are experienced via an app. Listeners may note: Jacqueline references her own metaphor from a previous episode, lake full of fish, and Kate does not recall it. Jacqueline wonders what makes a product purple, Kate finds the answer, says it twice, and Jacqueline does not hear her. Mirroring language back to the others. We can handle colorless product. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Poog in the AM and dinner in the PM. Does Kate have Prickly heat, darling? Going out to dinner with their gals clothes. Leechee Martini plans. Trying someone else’s drink. Los Angeles. Explosive meals and remembrances. Squash blossoms, patatas bravas. Hanicure. A facialist retires. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate reclines as Jacqueline takes Kate through a depressive swirl. John Lithgow’s Churchill, the question of prosthetics and realism in film. Stella Adler. HBD, Kate. The Lychee Martini @ JAR. That which is overhead at the pool. Tearing the curtains, throwing the laptop. Experimenting with not collapsing. JN's Grub Street breakdown. A warm ceramic lantern. The fear of being misunderstood as some breadless and soulless hag. JN begs for a Peabody with more tears. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. TweedieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Depression’s passing through and Jacqueline discusses it at Kate’s request, nearly endorsing a sponsor to a priceless degree. Identity questions stymie her efforts. Lemon drinks continue, pith and all. Kate removed the seeds. JN brings tyrannical skincare opinions to her old pals. It's time to face the home and for KB to face the basement. Let's pull out all the stops and use all the tools. The hags are interested in rock climbing walls. They might get dinner. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jacqueline had a back spasm, vasovagal symptoms, and can’t wait to talk about it. Kate is taken with a squirrel and not that interested in muscles. Spirits come alive when a new expression of lemon water is brought to the table. Jacqueline’s favorite moment in District 9 is recounted. Kate will travel with a blender. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate woke up without water. Jacqueline bought brushes at Target. Kate gears up to buy a computer and return a body shimmer. Time and space and weight in books, the internet, and ultimately math. Rose gold plastics. Self-directed hotel workouts. Some boys laugh in the gym. The hags have a mathematical break through. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The hags consider the angle and proximity of foot to table. Jacqueline is showing two profound signs of depletion. Kate dines alone. The courage to be a dud. Friends as need fulfillment machines. Hellish detours. Jetskis bounce along the East River. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fury and rage have unraveled the hags and changed them permanently. It feels like an ugly Poog. Comfort topics include: hotels, planes, and restaurants. A fresh longing emerges to remineralize and embrace amino acids. Jacqueline visited the Fleur Noir in Palm Springs, ate Sushi in the wind, and got an IV bag of vitamins. Kate finally visited Two Bunch and found the hot spring pools too hot. Going back to coach after a taste of first class. The moon moves into Aquarius during the episode. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. TweedieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic, as the hags weave a path through: doshas, past life memories, lucid dreaming, astral projection, ghosts, and masterclasses. Anything grand is worth revisiting, no? See you next week with more of the new.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the hags bring high octane energy. The Breton top is considered. Pinkberry is reconsidered. Boutique hotels have drawbacks. Kate experienced a psilocybin side effect. Jacqueline had a dark experience with some cookies. Self-consciousness around tone of voices arises. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The hags return this week, meeting their minds where they’re at and having no misgivings. The symbolism of high-SPF sunscreen, cartoonish inchworms, and self-hating magicians are discussed. The nature of comedy is NOT discussed. Jacqueline fantasizes about knocking on a table, perhaps the only true form of community. Kate becomes an Ilia ambassador live on air. Long foam bendable whatevers. The promise of science. Fiberwig. The Prestige is recapitulated and its stars scrutinized. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic, an inside joke into which all hags are invited, a tale of restaurants past. Anything grand is worth revisiting, no? See you next week with more of the new.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

KB is ice-rolling, live. Jacqueline is derma rolling but Kate’s afraid to. Jacqueline installed Burrow shelving. Kate revisited a name brand dish fluid. Mousse is on the table again. The hags have fallen off a few regimens. Jacqueline pushes Kate to try the radio frequency device she begged for. Kate’s exercising again. A cat peed on Jacqueline’s patio and a roach was reckoned with. Kate made a grave error in her quest to get in good at a nice restaurant. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The hags dance around the question of milk and meat. Halloween costumes, pre-school, dining. Childhood is probed. Acting class exercises and acting teachers, skirt suits and 90’s indie film. How to get in at a restaurant and send one’s compliments to the chef. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate had an interesting plane ride in Coach. Jacqueline journaled on a single sheet of parchment. A day was turned around. The hags revisit their trip into the ocean on sea bobs. Kate accepts candle hazards. Jacqueline recalls an important taco salad. Questions around the fried egg are finally answered. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Micro-dosing psilocybin despite the insufferable overtones. Probiotics but not just any Yoplait strain. JN did the research on NCBI. Sub-perceptual benefits don’t sell. Butterflies in the stomach, preserving energy, and anti-climactic repulsion. Bats in the hotel room and the Tetanus man. The Camelback and Drunk Elephant BabyFacial. Motility. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The hags went to the spa together where Jacqueline’s knighthood was usurped. Kate is off dairy milk and back on Biologique Recherche p50. Ilia products are begged for. The chaos of the Notes app, the fantasy of secretary desk, Sciatica, text neck, and vocalizing during a massage. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate is in NYC enjoying cocktails with twists. Are twist real? Props artisans. JN’s back from London for now where she secured an epipen through unsavory and brilliant British means thanks to generous hoteliers. She rages with jealousy to hear Kate’s found a new favorite New York restaurant. Large ice cube shapes and loud wallpaper are rudely investigated for the imagined intentions they reveal. Vomiting is considered once again, specifically the vessel into which it finds its destination. The hags missed each other. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate is soaring on b-12 and in a full face of makeup. Freak accidents, evisceration, and food diaries in magazines are considered. The hags discuss the skin spatula and remain unclear on what it does. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate and Jacqueline are puffy faced, because…it’s morning Poog, again. Fresh off an airplane, Jacqueline is researching travel bags with a fervor never seen before. Kate is interested in a new travel pillow. Martinis are touched upon as psychologically revealing. Kate has exceptional service at Houston’s. Foundation is on the horizon for the Hags. . . . . . This episode was edited by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate is in LA, enjoying a morning coffee smoothie and Jacqueline is in Philadelphia, trying to watch Netflix in the hotel room. Jacqueline is not sure about packing cubes after all. Kate listens to Matthew McConaughey. At first she refuses to do the accent but Jacqueline insists and thank god. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The ziplock bag is discussed at length as the hags consider the cosmetic bag. Jacqueline reveals huge info about Kate’s pepper grinder. To starve the roots or not? A key question for rubber plants A peek behind the curtain is provided around the question of guests. Surface area is revisited in depth and Kate keeps an open mind. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate experienced dissociative moment at dinner that was arm based. Jacqueline wants to talk about the interiority of working out to videos. How many times has Kate fainted? The hags review a text exchange in which Jacqueline was a paranoid detective and Kate was suspiciously curious. Kate fears being scammed like the elderly by Bank of America. Curl care from the 90’s, Levain cookies, the Corcoran Group, Shark Tank. Passing the baby around. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate shares her facialist’s thoughts on new skincare technologies. Having a feel for various temperature. The pleasure of taking off your socks. Frappes and Frappucinos and the surface area of ice cubes. The desert island question. Charcuterie boards, fig jams, and aged gouda versus smoked. A hell of a good time. . . . . . The episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The tyranny of taste and how quickly we turn. Must one study fashion history to purchase something designer? The hags shred surf on Seabobs and google fish in a shared vacation bed. Minnie Mouse’s new look. Kate “lost” her bag. Universal internet bankruptcy and public existence. Luxardo cherries. The word “cherry.” TV as a container for the spirit before bed. War in full color and the Yoga of Time Travel by Fred Alan Wolf. Jacqueline is seeking water sports partnerships for the hags. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Covid is caught. More airport bastards. Strep throat. Kate survives a week without community. Jacqueline is doing headstands now. Kate and Jacqueline share an experience around pina colada. The unholy trinity of fear, guilt, and obligation. A brief clip of Caroline Myss is a played, from her book The Interior Castle. The night is long and maybe more so, deep. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s Saturday night Poog. There’s a bitten lip, a canker sore, a rude doctor. Hemorrhoids, the sigmoid flex, and colonoscopies are discussed. The failures of VR and sex on camera. The Prestige, A Beautiful Mind, Ear cleaning. Elder care. Fantasies of the nursing home. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate inherits a bikini. Jacqueline praises Reddit. Elimination of caffeine, Andrew Johnson’s relaxation apps, and fresh flowers. Washing the brain. Power-washing the home. When you’re Half-you. The ocean as bucket. Jacqueline is “good at teaching.” Kate has Land Animal Primacy Issues. Children with past life memories. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Retinol, white strips, and burying our dead in the earth. Jacqueline teaches Kate the Pallbearer Shuffle. Kate tells Jacqueline about the first time she saw a corpse. Jacqueline woke up listening to Caroline Myss. Women become more powerful with age. Force Majeure. Ben Franklin’s habit tracking. Surviving on 24 hours in a day. Kate considers an Erewhon membership. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate is born anew after being off Social Media and has an office now. Jacqueline proposes a technique for social media moderation. Benefits of negative self-talk are discussed. Pop psychology. Jacqueline shows off her writing devices, the Freewrite and her new tented ergonomic keyboard, the Moonlander. Language continues to decay. White knuckling serves no one. The things we do not know we know. The words Gorgeous and Terrain. Arf Redman and (Rigatoni) Loof are revisited. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s evening Poog. Kate’s off Instagram. Jacqueline has a drink. Unitards versus sports bra and leggings, the War of Art, Who Moved My Cheese? Idiocy as genius is considered. Motherhood to forge character? A substance called food. A gun at a knife fight. Jacqueline achieved a perfect day. Walking and reading. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s New Year’s Eve, and Kate had a soup issue. The ADD concerns are at a high. Sisyphus, et al. are touched upon as knowledge is limited. What is a pile of books? Can the Truth enchant? CBT techniques, writing on cream-colored paper, and going back to school. Kate has scheduled a colonic. Aristotle? the Roach Motel, and charming the cater-waiter. Kate wants rigor again. Jacqueline’s history with moldavite, starborn stone of transformation, is recalled. At the end of the episode, a little treat. Just like last year, no resolutions. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate has morning voice and the hags discuss: writing in restaurants, alpinism, and the promise of the ocean’s effects on the mind. Jacqueline talks about her tightrope skills. Kate orders a new rug. The terror and thrill of sleeping on a tour bus is considered. Kate tells Jacqueline about circular french butter. Sometimes the safest choice is to let go. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Christmas is upon us. Kate overslept and makes coffee on air. Jacqueline shames no one for lateness. The hags realize what they’ve become. They reflect on the shocking bounty of a promotional package they both received. Jacqueline has a new idea for seducing brands. Tata Harper, Soko Glam, Missha, Lubriderm and Dove are discussed. Kate purchased a new couch and contemplates another big purchase. Wirecutter versus Strategist. Jacqueline has an EZ pass joke. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.