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Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

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Ep 44P Double O G

Kate’s mouth is in tatters and Jacqueline is depleted, but they still find the strength to record. Garment washing protocol and items past their sell by date. Kate’s never heard a little ditty. A horse's nose. Products mentioned: Aura app, Apollo Neuro, Sakara Greens, Goop Vitamin C, Cymbiotika. Formally and sternly begging for: Armra, Timeline Nutrition, Pause WeHo after weeks of free promotion. Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 8, 20231h 0m

Ep 43I Am Okay

This week the hags are formally begging for Armra powder, vouchers for sessions at Pause, and cases of Swoon, after weeks of free promotion. Whether or not to talk of one’s diminishment. Ice packs for naps. Kate is punished at the nail salon. Jacqueline is blinded by inert furniture. High risk bookcase behavior. Leaving is what makes it a practice. Freediving and swimming toward the light. The Sysiphisian pursuit of a protein smoothie. Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 1, 20231h 8m

REMIX: The Hags Talk Travel

Vintage delights including reflections on: continental breakfast, a water visit, the perfect seashell, the last liminal space, a bag taken off the belt and an uber catastrophe. Thank you for flying PoogAir. This episode was edited by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 25, 202359 min

Ep 41Alienated Majesty

Kate and community. Her social, caffeinated mornings in the neighborhood. The inherently Jewish ability to dazzle a coffee shop. Kate's interested in Prolon, Jacqueline's famously done the Master Cleanse and broke it with cream. Pure curiosity and… maybe abs. The 'wonder of it all' is actually in the way. Bootcamp for brushing your teeth and getting good at the mail. Writing like the chair is about to be pulled out from under you. The philosophical purpose of quotes/advice. A reading from Ralph Waldo Emerson is shared. Screenshot statistics and frozen cocktail recipes in preparation of the binging bacchanalia. Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 18, 20231h 0m

Ep 10Young Geniuses (RE-RELEASE)

This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic, as the hags: reflect on the seductive archetype of the young prodigy. The problem with better babies. Juilliard. Harvard. Lying for self-esteem. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 11, 202359 min

Ep 40Pull a Hog Hog

Kate’s back from Rome and Jacqueline is fresh off a nap. Screens on the flight. Can we get this man a board? Unbelievably, unexpectedly granted access to a lounge. Best Pret. Double salads and puddings. What does it mean to pull a Novak? Cooking for two and divvying up the portions. Live wood, but not. Memories of Olive Boulee. How did you learn about airport lounge policies? War torn over a warm meal in the air, the comfort of fire. We’re going back to Italy. Soon. Worrying about reservations is now a thing of the past! Goop kitchen. Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jul 4, 20231h 6m

Ep 39Where's the Thinker?

You’re not a fraud if your pathology briefly lifts. Kate has found a pretty good deodorant and Jacqueline replies to a friend’s Bader inquiry. Eye contact with an advertisement. A particular makeup wipe is affirmed. The airport lounge doesn’t allow takeout. Kate is headed to Rome. Toxicity levels in the back of the plane. Night malls. The heaven poem, revisited. Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 27, 202355 min

Ep 38The Mushroom Fog Hut

When you recommend Poog and it’s a couple of broads sitting in silence. Beyond the smear, the dribble, the dry ice of molecular gastronomy. The bedroom eye and a fundamental misunderstanding of the magic. Electrolyte cocktails and a quiet addiction. Don’t carry your food on a river of water. Do send this one to your friends. Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 20, 202355 min

Ep 40Movie Theater Epiphanies (RE-RELEASE)

This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic, as the hags weave a path through: The danger of the third rail. Coffee. The leap from skim milk to whole milk. Calcium. Kate explains a recent allergic reaction. Osteoporosis. The addiction to epiphanies is wrestled with. Jacqueline urges Kate to watch Joy Luck Club. The romance and intensity of the movie theater experience is explored. The hags expand on the experience of separating from the group and going to the bathroom alone. They beg for resort access. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 13, 20231h 0m

Ep 37Heavy Hangers

Kate got eaten alive and will die in this town. Days before the taping, JN has and hasn’t let go. A porridge is introduced but no mugs will suffice for dinner. The British in Hollywood. An Oscar special must be done. Haunted shapewear trips, haunted organ meat meals. Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jun 6, 20231h 6m

Ep 36Scratch on the Yacht

A glimpse into the Hags’ text thread, sisterhood. Unexpected Poog listeners continue to reveal themselves. Seeing an ad for a product you already have. If it's truly the shadow, you do not see it. Dreams of an owl. 5 foot feather boa, for the community. The neck is gone. Kate circles back on stem cells and packing light. Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 30, 202357 min

Ep 35A Solemn Affair

Kate’s been out dancing the night away again and Jacqueline got THE facial. An inexplicable pimple’s origin. Motor Mouth in the Chair, Celsius in the Mouth. Was it… the umbilical all along? The hags don’t claim to be the experts. Low-level zinging is occurring. Wedding confusion is cleared up and eating before bed finally addressed. Whose water bottle is truly larger? Matcha Americano Style, Propolis, Deep Chocolate, and people as trophies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 23, 20231h 2m

Ep 34The Belly of the Whale

Jacqueline enters vibrating from her bionic thighs. Kate fell asleep reading like Rembrandt. A cat sanctuary, the death of Caesar, historicity and a Hemp Virginia Slim. Modernity robs. A new high end hand cream with a pump saves. Doth the candle sconce profess too much? A profound psycho-spiritual breakthrough is made. Choose your invisible objects. Outside-in. The passive and active phases of the Dark Night. To preserve a facialist's show. Move your furniture today. Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 16, 20231h 0m

Ep 33Instant Grief

Kate has been working out. Jacqueline’s “wedding” is a euphemism for taping her special. Naked dancing again. Should we fear the plastics of our blenders? The Jackie Special. Going beyond the breaking point. Where is Hyman? Racket sports crossing the midline. Cerebellum obsession. Conductors; trains or symphonies? A cat retrieval is attempted live on air. Renting out the spa. Avocado Chocolate Mousse. A certain cocktail made famous by Poog appears to be returning. Paths to remembering who you are. Can hags make How to Weep in Public a bestseller this week? Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 9, 20231h 12m

Ep 32Hysterica Globosina

A glass of milk in its many forms. Advocating for your hunger as a guest in someone’s home. Push push box box, what percentage of the hags are already Formula 1 fans? Pain has arrived and left already since the last episode. New Erewhon sweets are sampled. Kate’s family farm comes up. No longer just bringing the hotel home but also bringing the dentist home. Balance seen in a new way. It’s countdown time to the special: what skincare will Jacqueline go with? Dateline. Donald. The 14th Street Trader Joe’s. Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

May 2, 20231h 2m

Ep 31Soaring and Boring

The hags use a new device all throughout the episode. Tennis is part of the program now. A baby elephant eats sugarcane and hides behind a light post. Is a cinema practice worth starting? Jacqueline is in a Poog Vortex: her special is now on sale. A big salad. Aquarius is here once and for all. Here comes the turmeric! Was an alter ego the answer all along? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 25, 20231h 2m

Ep 30Nothing is Over

From Lamaze to Le Mans to Lyma to lemons. The conversation continues from last week on human amusements at the cost of disaster. A massive skinning. A negative in the sunlight. To think of the cold as pain. A visit to Burrow House. To surveil the parents. Can you drink too much electrolyte water? An Easter Bunny lurking behind the Westman Atelier. A sprung dance floor DIY. Kate conceives of a public safety idea. The willing suspension of disbelief. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 18, 202358 min

Ep 29Piss Only

The New Jersey sessions are more than airable. Kate’s in a hotel and hungry. Jacqueline did an ice plunge and took audio. A friend’s enthusiasm for The Bodyguard. The speed of the moon. The rollercoaster stomach drop. A series of measurements, unopened and expired. To shake from below. Continued next week. Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 11, 202356 min

Ep 28It’s Okay It Will Decay

A “couple of comedy gals” are back after throwing an episode in the trash. The burned episode will be regularly referenced and it may just be airable, folks. Passive exercise is finally here. Gift us, don’t phone us. Vitamin C, can you use too much? Cultural references even in dreams. Food disposals for your shower. Poog in Monaco for F1 2024? Eating the menu again. Jacqueline tells Kate the way to see her daily. Spontaneous writhing, branded plastic, and if you’re gonna fuck me, at least look me in the eye. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apr 4, 20231h 7m

Ep 14Jargon (RE-RELEASE)

This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic, as the hags weave a path through: Captain Sully. Liminal spaces. The pleasures and limitations of jargon. The ice cream cone metaphor. Jacqueline cries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 28, 20231h 7m

Ep 27You in a Backless Red Dress

Tartuffe, Boethius, Dante. The purges continue to free up psychic weight. Jacqueline records from her office-turned-Tracy Cave. Kate’s drawers have been dry-lubed and an Ikea dresser is about to hit the street. The longterm effects of laser hair removal are considered. How would K and J survive in the woods? The hags clarify their restaurant recommendations. Sloppy dress-up dinner at Musso’s in the next eight days? A hound for salsa. Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 21, 202354 min

Ep 26You Threw It All Away

The hags reckon with the robotic vacuum, the hotel refund, and when a press kit is ignored. What was all their work for? Forget the leaf, consider the hands. To be turned on by one’s home. When a mug is left behind and spotted by a friend. Massage the termini. When laughter takes hold. ~ Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 14, 20231h 10m

Ep 25Call the Boys in Philly

Jacqueline records live from the greatest hotel in Austin and maybe anywhere, The Hotel St Cecilia. Kate just returned from a trip in a no-name hotel where the sole responsibility of a hotel was not fulfilled. Litigiousness. Bringing joy to the suits. When the card is down and it’s going on the tab. Poog Law begins.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mar 7, 20231h 19m

Ep 24Fucked By My Own Genius

Levitating on coffee there is a lot to say. It’s time to get serious with shadow work. Don’t you dare doubt our ADD as modernity. Sonos blasting Chopin throughout the home. An eight hour audio to take you through the day. Jacqueline promises to do something in a previous episode. When they take your books. Open air gyms. Jacqueline got a Tracy Anderson upgrade. Kate releases psychics. It was the body the whole time. Listen or the Body will Speak. Jacqueline references a Caroline Myss jewel, again. Ever heard of night and day? Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 28, 20231h 13m

Ep 23A Butterfly Pinned

Jacqueline is quarantined in a Colorado hotel and Kate’s got her right where she wants her. Talking oneself into a nut milk maker and getting feet measured by a professional. To curl the eyelash when a hawk flies in. Cold-called by a real estate company mid-episode and dishonored by a shiny suitcase maker in recent days, but there’s good news: snow. Kate swabs on air. You gotta turn, not just twist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 21, 20231h 1m

Ep 22Call the Tribunal

Twins this week, the hags were both in NY. They saw each other in a hotel lobby and had the burger together. Jacqueline did her workout in-studio for the first time. Is hot water on the face an issue? Kate likes to be witnessed. Functional medicine is on the horizon. Customer service is not dead everywhere. Cold spoons in the eyes. Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 14, 20231h 4m

Ep 21Locking in Sedona

If the gifts don’t arrive at both hags’ homes…it’s no longer getting posted. Bottles are falling everywhere. Jacqueline doubts Kate’s Açaí bowl. The Hags envision a better bathroom, the ideal decluttering service, and gua sha on a rope.The swinging feet of First Class children. Bulletin boards. Both need a Jungian Therapist stat. The quantity of serum in a sheet mask. Sedona is locked in for now. Send your recommendations. Uprising Food’s’ crackers are praised. Gefilte fish. - Edited & mixed by Allie GrahamSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Feb 7, 202358 min

Ep 20They're Howling

The hags will be together in NYC for four dinners…what restaurateurs will offer to host them in a private room? Jacqueline sources clamshell backpacks for her and Kate. Peanuts and yellow bananas are actively bad for you. Life with Mark Hyman is considered. They play out a scene from their near future. Mountain or beach. The horseback discussion reaches its peak with a promise that turns Kate’s day around. A brief pause when they lock eyes. - Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 31, 20231h 10m

Ep 19Hungry, Naked, Need to Shower: Part 2 (Burgers)

Time leaps forward twice in Part Two, so hold on to your tin hats. Jacqueline gets Kate fed and showered, aiding her in a room service burger-ordering quest that leads to a weeklong investigation of (in)consistency in burger temperature. Meatheads, follow along with the episode’s referenced visuals at @poogpodcast on instagram.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 24, 202354 min

Ep 18Hungry, Naked, Need to Shower: Part 1

Fury and meat in the morning. Kate got that IV drip. Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain. Kate justifies her choices. New policy versus a special treat. A few depression showering tips for energy management. How taste develops. Will Kate find the strength to get a manicure today? Jacqueline sends hags to view her Tonight show french fry set. The burger quest begins.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 17, 202357 min

Ep 17The Alleged Ball

New Years, 2023 and the hags are not banging down the door at Planet Fitness. The Times Square Ball Drop is thoroughly investigated. Shroomami, floga, and finding the self in retail relations. Journaling by hand for a radical re-wiring of the brain. The Vimalya alphabet and facing a Sweetgreen. Jacqueline calls out for fountain pens. Kate’s holding on in the hips. The better the healer…the harder to stay on the table. Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 10, 202355 min

Ep 9New Year's Resolutions (RE-RELEASE)

Resolutions are joyless. The hags want ecstasy and a folding treadmill. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jan 3, 20231h 8m

Ep 16Lock in Peppermint Now

Kate was the most beautiful she’s ever been two weeks ago. Jacqueline was hospitalized as a child. The fragility of fathers and loaded eye contact with animals are considered. Shame and when Arnie overhears. All detritus must be discarded. From where do you view the week? No more gua sha. Nama said no. Maybe that’s the true medicine. . . . Edited by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 20, 20221h 4m

Ep 15A Tower of Profiterole

The hags went for their big night at Jar. Crying while driving, it’s time for the ashram. To identify the true medicine. To be refined in the fires of suffering. The critic. Ice cold water. Tomatoes in November. Loose leaf tea. Thank you’s written in hot fudge. Calling all New York Body Workers and Acupuncture Practitioners. Will we ever develop habits? Christmas drinks. Sneak around the pain. . . . Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 13, 20221h 3m

Ep 14The Eavesdroppers

A technical issue leads to growth. The Thanksgiving walk. Juicers. Unitards. A coffee machine scramble. Pom and pomegranate and tart cherry. Mortality is indisputable. Salt and hydration. The Odyssey and continuing education are considered. . . Edited & mixed by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dec 6, 20221h 3m

Ep 13The Terror of Good Skin

It’s time to send the hags your products for holiday gift guide review! Kate’s home alone for Thanksgiving day. Jacqueline’s at her parents house and people are arriving in 55 minutes. Innovations for the Buffet are discussed. Avoiding product contamination. The two pronged anxiety of skin looking great. Jacqueline tries to control Kate’s sneeze. Mother’s skin care picks. . Edited and mixed by Allie GrahamSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 29, 202255 min

Ep 12Onto Which

Christmas is on the horizon. What brands will send gifts to the hags? Jacqueline and Kate discuss hotel room bathtubs and streaming in Canada. Kate is once again done with social media, and JN’s back on the mat. Curate your feed. Welcome to Nespresso, self-esteem and the integrity bank account. Spanx drops a new product. Bowls of Ice. Gua sha's real. So is red light. Near Infrared. Infrared. Death by chandelier. . . . This episode was edited by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 22, 20221h 4m

Ep 11When it Sours

Yesterday Kate soared on Matcha while Jacqueline threw her book. When will she learn things are real? A stool test is on the horizon. Tropes we cannot escape. Is matcha the answer again? We find out that “Jackie” takes the cup home. It was glucose the whole time. Kate wants a juicer. Jacqueline has a theory about Jewel and Little Women. Widowers and cryo-bins. Never speak to a woman about her art. Unsolved Mysteries. . . . This episode was edited by Allie Graham.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 15, 20221h 18m

Ep 10First in the Water

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Jacqueline and Kate have both returned from their trips. Pleasure is over, mission statements are coming. Foot dysmorphia. Seat maps and swimming in champagne. An omelet is delivered. Tables were carried overhead. Catamarans with fluffy scrambled eggs. The humble tourist, a real lesson. Rain is a blessing. Zippy. Microbiome. The fool always wins. Rose Inc. Freepeople. MD Solar Sciences. Supergoop spf. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 8, 20221h 15m

Ep 9The Presence of Horses

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Kate’s just seen a gorgeous cousin and Jacqueline can’t leave Italy. Ambition is witnessed. Digestifs are praised. An uplifting restaurant moment is shared. The “best onion rings of your life.” An ocean stone for gua sha. Something pineal. Kate makes a fish and tomato promise. Jacqueline pushed True Blood. The hags discuss riding a horse. Spicy Tuna is on the way. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nov 1, 20221h 3m

Ep 8You go, Girl!

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Kate and Jacqueline are both back on the athletic greens. Kate has planned a trip. Colds really last. Kate nearly bailed on a socially explosive dinner. The word manifest. It’s not sloth. It’s not gluttony. Kate’s getting something serious installed and Jacqueline’s waiting for a good flight deal to come home. How many archetypes in a day? Holidays near. Getting a facial at the dermatologist? . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 25, 20221h 6m

Ep 7Buttering the Shoe

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Kate’s at wedding weekend and wants to bitch about construction noise. Jacqueline has settled into saying ciao and scusa. The remains of going to the ice machine and donning the second mask. Women who once said no to Kate. The crone whore at the wedding. Engage the elders. Kate has a heated exchange at LAX and loves it. The pressure to be enchanted by the child. Marion Parke heels. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 18, 20221h 6m

Ep 6Drop a Penny in the Sea

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Kate’s micro-meltdown was intimacy and JN shook her body so an Italian tailor could identify her size. Primi, Secondi, and an instagram cleanse. It’s enough. Celebrate Tom Cruise now. How deep is the ocean? The hags die together in space, at peace and sharing a glance. The Prestige and Marley and Me. Jacqueline will vouch for nothing. Kate considers laser again. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 11, 20221h 6m

Ep 5The Thought That Counts

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Still an ocean between them, Kate and Jacqueline surmounting internet and audio issues to succeed in bringing forth an episode of Poog. They investigate the topic of the house gift and thank you notes, and they consider the holidays ahead. Mopeds rush by in Jacqueline’s Italian audio ambiance, while Kate ingests construction fumes. The branding path of Benefit, Clinique, and Lauder in years past is considered with enthusiasm. The department store is a problem. Will the hags be the ones to reinvent? . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. TweedieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oct 4, 202255 min

Ep 31The Uppermost Pringle (RE-RELEASE)

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This week's episode is a re-airing of another Poog classic as the hags weave a path through: Microgreens, Kix family autonomy, and neck rashes. Anything grand is worth revisiting, no? See you next week with more of the new.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 27, 202258 min

Ep 4A Monk at Night

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Jacqueline loves radical healing and ponders making nighttime huge. Kate considers IV therapy and senses she’ll need snorkeling restoration in the winter. To build a spine back piece by piece, it takes hours. Fall asleep you start again. Jacqueline’s jealous of Kate’s vocal steamer. Normal marital hate. Neurons fire and wire and even prune from disuse. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 20, 20221h 13m

Ep 3Smile Toward The Sun

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A technical failure an ocean between them, the hags must converse without conversing. The art of conversation falls apart when rhythm is removed. And still the hags endure. Transparency at all costs. Jacqueline dines and writes in a tiny romantic attic in Rome. Kates hustles to the theater under the scalding New York Sun. Juilliard is grasped. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 13, 202241 min

Ep 22Mornings Could Be Huge (RE-RELEASE)

This week's episode is a re-airing of a Poog classic as the hags weave a path through: morning fathers, 50 First Dates, and TV characters hitting Snooze. Anything grand is worth revisiting, no? See you next week with more of the new.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sep 6, 20221h 7m

Ep 2Welcome to Delivery

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Jacqueline will be in Rome this week and is eager for recs. Kate’s loving NYC and wants a facialist suggestion. They reminisce about a time Kate bailed. Kate is stunned by the miracle of food delivery. Staying at a friend’s or an airbnb is a topic they only just begin to discuss. The scroll and the refresh. It’s been weeks. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 30, 20221h 4m

REMIX: The Hags Talk Film & Television

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This week's episode is a remix, a recapitulation, indeed a recontextualization of the Hags' most erudite excursions into film and television. . . . . . This episode was edited and engineered by C. Tweedie.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aug 23, 20221h 9m