Plumbing the Death Star

In which our heroes strap on Cerebro and try to decipher why Xavier still can’t walk. We look at the benefits of being a cripple, the lengths Xavier goes to distract everyone from his bald shame and bring into question the many, many times something awful has happened to his legs. It’s a quick walk through the Marvel Universe as we offer solution after solution that Xavier will have none of. Zammit wants to know why Elixir doesn’t offer a hand, Jackson rifles through the storeroom at the x-mansion to find Xavier’s exoskeleton and Duscher recites some of Scott Summer’s beautiful poetry. Guess it’s time to admit that Charles is a jerk and to go join the Brotherhood. Magneto was right. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes celebrate halloween by looking at horror villains and try to stifle a laugh. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes try to discuss time travel and end up just yelling at each other. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes wonder if Bruce Wayne's resources could be better allocated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes don the black eye-patch and try and do a better job than Nick Fury. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes click their ruby slippers together 3 times and uncover the true conspiracy connecting the munchkins and Glenda the Good Witch with the murder of the Wicked Witches and the ultimate downfall of the Wizard of Oz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes call into question Jonathan Kent's parenting technique. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes go to Jurassic Park and have an expensive bad time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes look at the Marvel U and come to the conclusion that Jamie Madrox aka Multiple Man would ruin everything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes look at the Star Wars Universe and ask if the Imperial Army is kinda racist which leads them to uncovering a greater truth... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.