Plumbing the Death Star

In which our heroes apply to be child spies via a comic book, go to a summer school that's actually a CIA base and tell their parents nothing while asking just how many crimes does the Agent Cody Banks Program commit? Jackson is worried about the parents, Duscher is too cool for comic books, Hayden hates Agent Cody Banks 2 a lot for someone who has an entire podcast about Frankie Muniz and Duncan just wants everyone to know that he's pretty sure he owns a skate shop now. So join the gang as they go through Agent Cody Banks with a fine tooth comb and find a lot of sexual harassment. Like, A LOT. It's not great. Mm. Want to help support the show? Just head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and you can!In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.Want to get in contact with us?Email: [email protected]: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes witness a lot of fantastic beasts, find out where to find them and then rudely get their mind wiped of the whole event while asking "How Dare Wizards?!" Jackson agrees with the Second Salemers (no surprises there), Zammit has no faith in Obliviate, Shanks doesn't think the US ministry should trust Newt at all and Adam just wants to sing a song about brain damage. So join the gang as they explore the direct implications of the events of Fantastic Beasts and realise that, oh boy, things are wrong.Want to help support the show? Just head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and you can!In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And you can check out our new show Geekdown right here; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3Jw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes receive the black spot, steal cursed aztec gold, and become king to a tribe of cannibals as we ask how does the afterlife work in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe? We try to seperate the heavens, wonder how zombies fit into it, and become overwhelmed with gods. Adam is mad at Davey Jones for not doing his job, Jackson thinks the afterlife must be physical and becomes afraid, and Michael just struggles to remember what those films were even about. So set sail for the open sea, drink way to much rum, and just hope to Calypso you don't die. Because, like, who knows where you'd end up.Want to hire a more competent ferryman? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start canvassing hires.Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and if you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/.And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes buy a fluffy white cat, sit menacingly in a chair, and try to cause irreparable damage to the world when we ask: if you were a bond villain, what would your scheme be? We discuss the function of Q, wonder why M is called M, and try to colonise mars a bit. Jackson wants to use the moon like a bullet, Duscher goes by the unpleasant name of Sinkhole, and Michael just wants to hurt Bond's feelings. So sip your martini, adjust your tux, and enjoy the greatest trilogy of bond films ever made. Debatably. Want to help Sinkhole get the broom of his dreams? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start Q working right away.Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes are recovering from a big Christmas party where they drank too much eggnog and brandy, realised they forgot to do a write up and so are just gonna cobble something together at the last minute as we ask which fictional character would make the best Santa? We probably suggest superman at some point, seems a fair bet, almost definitely traumatise a child, and ruin Christmas one way or the other. Zammit probably chooses an X-Man, we bet Adam gets frustrated and/or smug, and Jackson almost definitely suggests something horrifying. So gather all your Christmas cheer, eat a candy cane, and decorate the tree. Merry Christmas. Nuh nuh nuh Nana I'm loving it.Want to help Adam ruin and save Christmas? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can contribute to childhood obesity.Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which we talk about Rogue 1 instead of being in bed asleep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes talk about their expectations about soon-to-be-released Star War film about people of ill-dispute and numerical values. We talk about trailers, the problems with franchise films and what they could do that would make us hate it. Zammit immediately reneges on his own rules, Jackson wants to make things brighter, and Duscher just remains smug. So sit back and listen to us talk about about a galaxy far, far away that’s a little bit more back into the past than what we’re used to.Want to help defend third world countries against an Iron Man? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start building defences.Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes step up on stage, examine the villains of comic book fame, and then test them out for villainy as we ask which comic book hero would make a good horror movie villain? We talk the cuteness of maggots, give our house to Krypto the Superdog, and make love to a fish. Jackson paints a Lovecraftian picture of Aquaman, Duscher is scared of Superman's raw power, and Zammit just wishes people were more afraid of the Wolverine. So sit back and enjoy as the Plumbing Boys attempt to find the spookiest super hero they can. It ends up with Professor X because of course it does.Want to help defend third world countries against an Iron Man? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start building defences.Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And you can watch this episode, and more, on Sanspants CinemaScope here; https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbN8u4XzYwXQ-hLn-wgo3JwAnd if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes enter the world of television, decide they need to make a quick buck, and then get hoisted by their own petard as we ask if you could exploit a trope from television for financial gain or personal benefit what would it be? We talk the availability of radios, the star power of Bill Clinton, and weather or not sleeping is a skill. Duscher's Nan gets murdered, Adam does his best to steal treasure, Michael has a run in with Lil' Wayne, and Jackson gets his self esteem destroyed.So turn on your tv, aquire the amount of money you specifically needed at that point, get stabbed because it's christmas, and steal some gems from some children. With special guest Lil Wayne and Bill Clinton.Want to help Adam destroy a skate park for a strip mall? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get started.And don’t forget to sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!Also check out Michael’s podcasts It’s A Duck Blur and Pop Quiz Hot Shot! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes stop eating souls, give the finger to the Greybeards, and become an NPC as we ask the important questions like how would you survive in Skyrim as not the main character. We talk about the invulnerability of beggars, take refuge in a dress shop, and die anyway as Alduin eats the world. Adam hitches himself to the main character, Jackson chooses poorly every time, and Zammit just asks a lot of questions. So find the least occupied corner of Skyrim, hunker down, and do your very best not to get caught up in someone else’s destiny. It's harder than it sounds.Want to help Adam get a job at Dragonsreach? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can really punch up his resume.And don’t forget to be a magic boy or girl by heading to http://www.lootcrate.com/letmedie, use the promo code letmedie to save some serious $$$ on your next lootcrate subscription! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes embrace their draconic heritage, kill a dragon with a great axe, and then drink to absorb its delicious soul as we ask how would you survive Skyrim? We try to avoid our heroic destiny, put all our skill points into sneak and archery, and exploit the system to make ourselves very powerful. Jackson outright refuses to do good, Adam makes a potion to improve his smithing and smiths a dagger to improve his potions, and Zammit just wants to sit the main villain down and share a sneaky beer. So sit back and enjoy the ballad of Jackson, Zammit and Adam, who solved a lot of problems but then went into hiding because they couldn’t be bothered solving any more.Want to help us not die in this magical world of wonderment? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can show you this one trick on how to not die in Skyrim AND loose that belly fat. Doctors hate us.And don’t forget to be a magic boy or girl by heading to http://www.lootcrate.com/letmedie, use the code letmedie to save some serious $$$ on your next lootcrate subscription! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes really do not want to stay up later than they absolutely have to so they're doing all this as fast as they can. Jackson has issues with the ending, Joel will have to do all the editing, Adam downs half a bottle of schnapps and Ryder just fucking loved those Beasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes wonder what is going to happen in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them? We usually write longer ones but we're running late for our movie. LOOTCRATE! Shit. Gotta spruik that! lootcrate.com/letmedie. Perfect. Got it one! And as always you can follow along on twitter with #letmedie. We did it boys! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes grab a wand, throw on a cloak and head into their own backyard as they ask if Australia were to have a Wizarding School, how would it function? Join the two Plumbing boys who aren't Duscher and special guest Adam as they explore how being a wizard but also hot would work, give themselves horrific but also appropriate magic names and ignore winter. Jackson has the hiccups, Adam never watches football and Zammit is just sick of having his lack of knowledge exposed. It's a magical, but uniquely Australian time where those without magic are definitely, 100% officially called muggos. Just ask JK.Want to help us build the Wattlebush Academy? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can pick up some portables on the cheap.And don’t forget to be a magic boy or girl by heading to http://www.lootcrate.com/letmedie, use the code letmedie to save some serious $$$ on your next lootcrate subscription!Also, if you’ve got time check out our video only YouTube channel; Sanspants CinemaScope and if you’re in Melbourne and want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live in December you can!; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes consume all of pop culture, sit alone in their rooms and then use this knowledge to make real life decisions while asking Which Fictional Universe Has the Worst Moral Message? Join the Plumbing boys as they battle through constant interruptions from Zoe taking selfies, constant interruptions from Adam sneezing and constant interruptions from Follow (may he rest in peace) knocking everything off our recording desk. Jackson reveals how close to anime he can get without getting a blood nose, Zammit is angry we wasted money on sending a man to space and Duscher just wants to make everyone get out their phones literally the moment the episode starts. Today's episode is a real exercise in professionalism and we bloody nail it, so let's have a moment of silence to celebrate the unwavering motivation of the boys. We did it.Want to help us afford a new dog with an untwistable stomach? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get right on that.And don’t forget to check out our video only YouTube channel; Sanspants CinemaScope! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes rev their engines, lick their lips, and melt their brains in confusion and fear as we ask Cars! What? We try to explain cars as bugs, attempt to explain the Car Pope, and try to comprehend the logistics of hollowing out a plane. Zammit goes into too much detail about Car Hitler, Jackson thinks cars bone like wolves, and Duscher just doesn’t want anyone to worry. So go to the infosphere to get your career, milk a tractor for its mystery milk, and grow a baby car in your trunk. Its a confusing, terrifying world, and we come to basically no conclusions. Help.Want to help us get to the bottom of this? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start working on a plausible theory today.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes drove for 9 hours, checked into an Air B&B from hell and did a live show in Sydney while asking which fictional Universe Has the worst education system? It's a wild ride where the boys discuss the logistics of an education solely by booping, investigate school ruses within ruses and just wish Jackson would stop publicly supporting genocide. Zammit can't figure out if Cyclops is alive or dead, Duscher doesn't want to shoot his dog and Jackson just can't help himself. Brace yourselves as the boys realise that no such thing as a perfect education, while almost simultaneously realising that nothing will ever stop Jackson's burping rampage. Nothing.Want to help us have the best education? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can learn gud.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.And don’t forget to check out everything Dinosaur Park related on iTunes, https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/dinosaur-world/ and https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/imagination-adventures-limited-run/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes look out their windows, see a whole lot of super heroics occurring, but struggle to make out terribly much as we ask what does the general public know about the Avengers? We confuse Thor with a Buff Nan, spend most of the time hiding under things, and lose count of how many Iron Men there are. James wants to move to the country, Duscher recalls the day the Hulks came, Zammit intends to give his children powers at whatever the cost, and Jackson just tries to describe the events of Avengers to the rest of the gang as they hide under a car. So prepare yourself for another confusing super hero event, do your best to make out whats going on amidst the colour and light, and then call your insurance company about the Hulk. Hopefully they can do something about whats going on.Want to help us afford Hulk insurance? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can protect our assists today.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes pick up a comic, flick through the pages and decide to give this Superman fella the business while asking if we were a Superman villain, what would our gimmick be? Straight off the bat we discuss evil wizards, the keys to hassling Superman and the in and outs of Lex Luthor's land deals. Jackson has a complex plan to put Superman back in a TV, Zammit remembers that the Irredeemable comic is super good, Duscher tries to argue the logistics of a sentient tornado and James just wants everyone to remember that Pa Kent is a bad bloke. Join us as we all realise very quickly why Superman villains are all the same and if there is one take away lesson from today's episode it's that you should never trust a dog.Want to help us hassle Superman’s grapes? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start giving him the business today.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes fuse with an alien, become a goo monster, and give Spiderman the business as we ask which Plumbing Boy would make the best symbiote? We wonder why Spiderman doesn’t just carry a bell with him at all times, try to figure out which symbiotes are alive and cops, and explain hospices. Zammit struggles to find a crime worth eating someone for, Duscher learns how to smell the dying, and Jackson just flips the script and ruins the symbiotes life. So get in touch with your dark side, learn to eat human beings, and then eventually go to space. Also watch Roseanne.Want to help put a dvd copy of Roseanne season 1 in every house? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can begin shipping then off.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes turn ten, get a magic animal from a professor, and leave home forever as they ask how do people grow up in the Pokémon world? We discuss gym economy, shake our heads at islands only available by swimming, and catch god. Jackson’s favourite pokémon is 165 souls, Zammit keeps calling a machop a machomp, Duscher elaborates on the Pokemon War, and James just can’t deal with any of it. So open your pokédex, aim it directly at the embodiment of time, and have an uncomfortable religious awakening. Gotta catch em all! And by them we sometimes mean deities.Want to help Jackson open a bike shop? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can help him set up shop.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes x, y and z as they try to get by in a fantasy world. We estimate how many adventurers there are in the world, leave the township of Thrupence to found the town of Fourpence and make a chaotic neutral rogue our sheriff. Jackson tries to overthrow Zammit, Zammit is a level one commoner and Adam turns it all into a game. So join the gang as they play the Sims crossed with Dungeons and Dragons. Want to hire some half-orcs to dig your ditch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can find yourself in a racial minefield.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes try and figure out right from wrong, try to understand the difference between lawful and chaotic and if some things can be born evil while wondering what alignment is a baby. We look at dragons being jerks from birth, see what can change alignment and realise D&D doesn’t cover mental illness. Adam is our resident expert, Zammit attempts to work out when murder is okay and Jackson just wants to build the perfect utopia. It ranges on the morality spectrum as we work out just how long it takes to gain an alignment in Dungeons and Dragons. Want to help identify who is a jerk and who isn’t? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in levelling up our alignment detection spells. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes attempt true beauty, combine man with horse and gallop off into the sunset as we ask how can a centaur possibly work. We solve the question two minutes in, get disgusted about horse/centaur births and create an 'us versus them' dichotomy in a medieval society almost instantaneously. Jackson assumes the man part is all muscle, Adam gets onto his knees to get into the headspace of a centaur and Zammit just wants to know how they pick stuff up off the ground. So join the gang as they combine with beast to truely understand the majesty of nature.Want to learn about giraffes today? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can find out why they have those long necks.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get chosen as tributes, enter the games, and then start a revolution as we ask would the Hunger Games be entertaining? We discuss other forms of entertainment in the Capitol, laugh at Peeta’s rock throwing abilities, and do the Katniss whistle. Duscher knows the names of all the character, Zammit has a learning experience, and Jackson just falls asleep in the lake but doesn’t drown. So set off the canons, watch the games at gunpoint, and bleed out of your mouth a little. Viva la boring revolution.Want to keep Jackson full of ham? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can fill his tummy goodIn Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes worry about an evil superman, gather the worst of the worst, and get them to do our dirty work as we ask: what would you do with the Suicide Squad. We calculate Harley’s age, describe South American geography, and talk some shit about Twister. Zammit makes the Suicide Squad mow lawns, Duscher over-explains nearly everything, James valiantly defends the film, and Jackson just wants to send the Skwad into lava. So get some bombs in your necks, weep for economically destroyed Australia, and think of a better use for the Suicide Squad then dying when Superman punches their brains out. Because come on, like seriously.Want to help James set up his park to hunt man in? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start erecting electric fences.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes are a rude journalist, go to a small snowy town, and piss off a magic groundhog as we ask the question how would you survive a Groundhog Day. We discuss the different ways to eat a nan, wonder why Bill Murray didn't become an inhuman monster, and inevitably turn to cannibalism. Zammit attempts to sleep with an entire town, Jackson does terrible things to his genitals, and Duscher just wants to get nuked. It's an infinite nightmare that doesn't end until Groundhog tells Mrs Groundhog he's sorry for being a dickhead.Want to help Jackson learn how to build a blimp quickly? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get him lessons.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes present bloody molars to their parents, get a good night of sleep and awake to gold coins while questioning why the Tooth Fairy collects teeth. Join us as we encounter humanity’s magical foes, politely ask them not to kill our kids and find ourselves in a succession of conflicts with the Fey/Fay/Fae. Jackson contemplates the applications of a tooth stockpile, Zammit tries to negotiate a fair peace treaty and Duscher just wants to satisfyingly deliver film synopses. Prepare yourself for the War of Teeth as we draw back the curtain on a (disg)race of creatures hiding under the guise of a single entity to rob us of precious enamel. Well, scrap enamel. And in exchange for gold. And under the cover of darkness, presumably out of fear. Hmm. We may be the bad guys here. Troubling.Want to help ignite the war of teeth? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can finally get those fairy bastards.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes are tired and want to go to bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes commit some crimes, go to jail, but then get turned into anti-heroes a bit as we ask what do we think will happen in suicide squad? We discuss Jared Leto’s sex crimes, talk a lot of shit about BvS, and bet steak dinners. Zammit laboriously explains Captain Marvel, Duscher hates method acting, Jackson brings back his favourite gag just for him, Aaron wishes DC would stop hurting him and we all just want to die. So get some bombs in your head, tattoo a mouth on your hand, and send all your mates condoms. Its spoiler free until 50 minutes and 51 seconds in til 51 minutes and 38 seconds.Want to help finally do it and form our own Suicide Squad? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help let us die.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get ready for a formal occasion, learn how to do a windsor knot and completely forget to put on pants as we head out the door, all the while wondering why Donkey Kong wears a tie. We look at the attire of all the Kong Klan, discover horrible things about Mario’s past and constantly remind ourselves of DK’s lacking intelligence. Jackson wants to know where the bananas are, Zammit wants to put ties on all apes, fictional and real, and Duscher just wants more information on the DK rap. It’s a strange suit fitting as we dress up animals. Want to help dress animals in formalwear? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help get an ape in more wedding photos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes are haunted by past decisions, live through nightmares and attempt to solve our hellish lives with arson while asking how did P!nk's house get so full of evil clowns? Join your favourite pop music fans as they attempt to understand a deeper meaning behind every single lyric, misunderstand the point of metaphors and discuss the royal you, royal we and the royal singular us. Jackson figures out the perfect amount of clowns to allow in your house, Zammit likes the idea of one person running from a thousand bulls and Duscher just wants to flaunt his university education. Buckle in for another top tier episode that everyone has been clamouring for! You're welcome fans.Want to help us investigate the clown rash phenomenon? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can receive your (possible) fun house.And don’t forget to purchase your copies of Dinosaur Park and Boone Shepard over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes play the roles of Vault-Tec employees, working on contract for the military. We run for cover as the bombs fall around us, seal the vault doors behind us and figure out who we want as our Overseer. Jackson creates the council of clowns, Zammit just does The Village from M. Night Shyamalan and Adam just wants to make a very racist, but efficient, vault. So join the gang as they aid the US government with evil experiments. Want to break one of God's commandments? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get your brain put into a dogs body. And want to watch us play Fallout 4? Head to http://www.sanspantsradio.com/adam-falls-out/! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes decide which vault from the Fallout Universe they'd least like to live in. We deal with a radroach infestation, find a new chip for the water purifier and defend our vault from raiders. Jackson doesn't want to be a plant-man, Zammit wants you to explain things by referencing The Karate Kid and Adam punches a fan. So join the gang as they use subliminal messages. Want to create the perfect soldier? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have your vault rise up against you. And want to watch us play Fallout 4? Head to http://www.sanspantsradio.com/adam-falls-out/! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes order a shaken alcoholic beverage, get seduced by a femme fatale and get in a sweet car chase as we try to work out how we’d go about training a James Bond. We start by MI 6 giving us a baby, get too attached to the kid and hire a bully to do what a bully does. Jackson is pro-Pavloving, Zammit doesn't want to tell a teenager he'll be a spy and Duscher just gets super tired of raising a kid. So join the gang as they get to be James Bond’s thee dads and become increasingly paranoid of the British Government. Want to love the government? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can kill yourself and put the Union Jack in his room. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes die at the hands of a child, spend some time as a ghost, and then attempt to kill that same child as we ask which of the Plumbing Boys would make the best Voldemort and why is it obviously Jackson B. Baly? We wonder what happened to Voldemort’s nose, turn a chip packet into a portkey, and give out mad cuddles. Zammit asks why the Death Eaters attacked Hogwarts in the first place, Duscher keeps alluding to Nazi Germany, and Jackson just once again argues for a government sanctioned union between two consenting cousins. So gather up your former cronies, put your soul in a snake, and try to kill the Boy Who Lived. It's either you or him so it might as well be him.Want to help Jackson take over the wizarding world? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start changing this world for the worse.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get a prestigious teaching position, find out about a terrible prophecy, and mark a child for death as we wonder which Plumbing Boy would make the best Dumbledore and why is it Joel Zammit? We discuss the difficulty of slaughtering Harry Potter, do some excellent British accents, and explain souls. Jackson wonders if Dumbledore has a bed, Duscher once again turns to suicide, and Zammit just oblviates his way out of most problems. So run a school poorly, consume more lemon sherbets than is strictly reasonable, and then die for vague reasons in a tower. It might not be the best to fight the Dark Lord but at least they’ll get an education this time round.Want to help Zammit put in a curriculum? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start changing this school for the better.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get born, survive an attack from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and wish our parents weren't dead while asking which one of us would make a better Boy Who Lived and why is it Joel Duscher? It's an emotional journey as we recruit an entire Quiditch team as our friends, try our best to memorise Duscher’s family tree and remember what being 11 is like. Jackson reimagines Harry as a monster, Zammit attempts too many accents and Duscher just wants to remind everyone when the PS2 was released. It's a philosophical adventure as we try to reach the sorcerer’s stone locked within Hogwarts by sending our best man forward, Joel C. Duscher. The C Stands for (Sick) Cunt.Want to help Duscher live out his fantasy? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we’re sure we can buy a time-turner to ensure these evens come to pass.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get attacked by the dark lord, have our mum jump in the way, and survive with only a scar as we ask is Harry Potter a bad wizard? We throw Harry Potter in a canal, wonder how useful troll knowledge actually is, and try to rationalise Dumbledore’s reasoning. Jackson wonders why everyone is super open about horcruxes, Zammit argues that Harry's only power is being present, and Sophie just loves Harry Potter and doesn't want to lose. So attend Hogwarts, go to your classes, and see how different things would be without the Boy Who Lived. The only rules are there are no rules.Want to help us separate our soul a bunch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can put our soul parts in gems and cups.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes notice that Harry Potter remains very popular, remember that they’ve spoken about it previously and cynically decide to do so again by asking why Wizards are so ignorant about the Muggle world. It’s a Plumbing the Death Eaters revival as we take on Big Owl, explore alternate-reality console release schedules and invite J.K. Rowling to deliver some 100% canon Harry Potter exclusives. Jackson is legitimately concerned about his hypothetical child’s magical indoctrination, Zammit opens a whole new world with the wand/gun hybrid and Duscher just wants to eat pizza into a microphone like a dickhead. Prepare yourself to be repeatedly appalled by the archaic and self-destructive discrimination of an unjustifiably self-satisfied realm. All Wizards Are Bastards.Want to help us educate wizards? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can finally get them the proper education they need.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/, grab some Sanspants Merch here http://teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio and vote for us in the Podcast Awards here http://www.podcastawards.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes become prominent scientists, take a job at one of the various A.N.I.M.A.L. research projects and get inevitably turned into science powered super villains because of Spider-Man’s (maybe??) meddling. We look at the requirements of being a Spider-Man villain, find reasons to hate Peter Parker and realise it’s super easier making villains when there’s no bat-demon involved. Jackson becomes a giant elephant, Zammit works for some kind of investigative agency and Duscher just wants to turn into a bullet. So join the gang as they turn once more to a life of crime with a single minded vision of ruining Spider-Man’s day.Want to help take down Spider-Man? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us to just that. Head to https://www.teepublic.com/user/sanspantsradio to grab some sweet Sanspants Tees for only $14! And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes worship false gods, wear a lot of leather and hide their powers as they tell you what they thought of X-men: Apocalypse. We investigate if movie trilogies existed before the eighties, rock out to Metallica and wonder why people don't age. Zammit wants Magneto to go to jail, Duscher wants somebody to have an arc, Edgoose likes a bit of violence in his superhero movies and Alli just wishes she was dead. So join the gang as we talk about the time the Joels at too much food while Edgoose and Alli slummed it in Pleb Cinema. #LetMeDieWant to help us got to bed? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can finally rest.Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBEAnd don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes choose sides, create storms and read minds as they discuss what we expect from X-Men Apocalypse. We talk about the who will turn, who of the four horseman will get to talk and who is related to who. Zammit still wants to die, Duscher explains his wavering enthusiasm about comic books and movies and Alli just needs better taste in men. So join the gang as attempt to make sense of the X-Men trailer, Alli gets it woefully wrong and the Joels aren't overly surprised.Want to help us got to bed? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can finally rest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes play the music, light the lights, and meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight as they discuss whether or not Muppets are second-class citizens. We talk about the world of entertainment, ask some hard hitting questions about relationships and put the Muppets on the “Rights Spectrum”. Jackson calls Sesame Street a slum, Zammit doesn't remember what Gonzo does and Duscher just claims that maybe Muppets can vote and they just don’t want to. So join the gang as they mock their own friends and fight for the rights of chickens everywhere. Chickens are Muppets and Muppet are People! Want to figure that out with your modern day science? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can solve the Gonzo situation. Make something of yourself in this crazy world? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to get into the entertainment industry so you can get the vote!Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBEAnd don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes hop into the mystery machine, hoe down on some Scooby Snacks, and explore an abandoned theme park as they discuss how the Mystery Inc. gang keep themselves afloat financially. We talk about how Daphne is one of the social elite, get chills when we think about Fred’s beautiful baby blue eyes and sociopathic tendencies, and question if you’re ghost until proven human is the policy of the Scooby-verse. Jackson brings up all the old money in Scooby Doo, Zammit suggests that there's money to be made in books and Michael actually knows when the Great Depression began. So join the gang as they eat some giant sandwiches and get to the bottom of the mystery that is Fred Jones. Want to be in charge? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can convince the others that they've all done something awful together. Not many other people on the road? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to meet the Harlem Globetrotters!And come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes delve into the world of Goombas, Princess Peaches and Koopa Troopers as we wonder what happened to the Mushroom Kingdom? We look at the concerning lack of humans left in the Mushroom Kingdom, work out if Mario is a knight or just a plumber and send Thor down to the Mario Universe. Jackson wants to know where the DK Jungle fits in, Zammit has some great Mario impressions and Duscher just wants to make a connection between the Mushroom Kingdom and the Land of Ooo. It’s a historical expedition for the ages as we find out what truely happened to Mario’s home town. Want to help protect the natural environment? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in preserving the pristine Mushroom Kingdom. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Princess Daisy today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes exit the cinema, get home at four am, and then wake up the next day to blearily record as they ask what did we think of Captain America: Civil War. We figure out if we got anything right, won't stop calling Black Panther Wakanda, and discuss the difference between a quip and a gag. Zammit feels like the whole film was just an epilogue to Age of Ultron, Tessa’s here cos she wants to smack a planet in the mouth, Jackson wonders if what he actually saw was even a movie, and Duscher just wants everyone to be happy that Marvel took a step in the right direction. So blow up a couple of cities, sign a government document, and then figure out Hydra was sort of to blame once again. At least captain America is Nomad now, and that's good.Want to help us finally rest? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, and we finally can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes meet up with their old mate, have some ideological differences, and then get into the worlds biggest punch on as we discuss civil war. We list the many different hulks, struggle to remember the infinity gems, and give thanks shit for sitting on his ass for thirteen movies. Zammit is so unimaginably tired, Duscher talks good blokes and bad blokes, and Jackson just can't remember anyone's names. So grab your friends, find the nearest airport, and just start wailing into one another. Whoever wins, we're tiredWant to help us finally get to bed? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, and we can finally sleep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes go under the sea, down where it’s wetter, where no body beat us, fry us or eat us and wonder what Aquaman would think of Global Warming. We fry some fish and make him watch, pump gas into the atmosphere to speed everything up and go whaling for research. Jackson's ancestors clearly don't understand how fire works, Zammit gets super scientific by consulting wikipedia and Duscher just wants to prove his dominance by throwing his rubbish in the bin. So join the gang as they freeze the sun to solve the problem once and for all. Want to live forever? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not be a bloody goldfish. Why doesn't Aquaman do more about overfishing? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to find out that superheros aren't real!The annual podcast awards are open for nominations so just head to http://www.podcastawards.com and nominate your favourite shows and let’s see if we can get them on the list! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes make a list, check it twice, then put everyone in the negative zone if they keep superhero-ing while asking how would you deal with the Superhuman Registration Act? It's a controversial time as we decide to just punish Bruce Banner, make vigilanteism double illegal and just can't stop Captain America from Nomad-ing. Zammit is still pro-registration, Jackson is still pro-mutant extermination and Duscher is still anti-establishment. After all our changes, whose side are you on? It doesn't matter, cos they're both still bad and by the way we're all Skrulls now too. Or Hydra. Or Hyrda-Skrulls. Good.Want to help fund an even better superhero task force than last week? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we'll try and ensure everyone maintains their civil liberties, but harder this time.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Val Kilmer today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.