Not Today... with Eddie Pence and Jenn Sterger

Not Today... Jenn catches Eddie fixing his hair. They're both hoping there isn't a nuclear war. Jenn finally went back to church after a decade. Eddie remains an atheist. Jenn needs to watch what she wears at the gorcery store. Eddie has second thoughts about his college experience. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie experienced something that seemed a little more than a coincidence. Working on a deadline, especially for procrastinators, is the only way things can get done. Some people (Jenn) give themselves false deadlines to motivate them (Eddie should learn to do this). Also they talk a little about autoerotic asphyxiation (don't try this at home... or anywhere). Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn is still trying to track down her boob doc. There was a bachelorette party at EPCOT and no rides were riden. What's the were movie you can play at a dance party and why is it "My Girl"? It's tax season and it's a brutal look back at your life the past year. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how life can sometimes feel like "Groundhogs Day" and how to break out of that rut. Did Eddie have Spider-Man living in his apartment building? LIving in the future is anxiety, living in the past is regret, living in the present is what exactly? Has your job institutionalized you? Eddie's has. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn talks about her "Breast Revision" and how her doctor ghosted her. Eddie's dentist closed down. Now Jenn and Eddie both really hate call centers. Should we be terrified human a petri dish of human brain cells can now play a first person shooter game? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how Colton almost ruined the car. Teaching kids driving is tough. Jenn played Comedy Mafia in the round and had to watch videos to learn how to lie. There is no gig Eddie won't drive to. Also, comparing yourself to other people isn't great but is there a good way to do it? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie whip out the voicemails from listeners. Some are really nice and one is psychotic. We also give a shout out to our boy Dustin. Pro Wresting can be watched at anytime. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Eddie tells Jenn how good the new Muppet Show is. Is Tik Tok dead? To Jenn it is. The difference between "followers" and "fans". Stranger Things was supposed to be the Winona comeback, but someone else stole it. The new A.I. program is scary good and also just scary. Eddie almost loses it on a "Gym Guy". Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the risks of eating internationally. You can't keep score in a realtionship. 9/11 jokes, we've all got them and we're all ashamed of them (at least Eddie is). Tom hanks and Steve Guttenberg were on the same track. What happened? How did Hanks win? Eddie has an idea. Jenn operates on brutal honesty so we all have to deal with it. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today you get a little pre-show before the show. Jenn and Eddie catch up. Eddie had to go to a track meet... it was... something. What do you have to do to get into college today? Jenn has a mini-me. Eddie upgraded his wife's engagement ring and didn't tell anyone. It's exspensive out there. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... is 100 episodes old! ... and we forgot to talk about it. Jenn feels bad sharing good news when the world is burning. What is the "Anniversary Effect"? Do you have it? Eddie wants to go to therapy but keeps not going to therapy. Should relationships be comfortable? What is a timeshare? Also, don't buy a timeshare. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Eddie breaksdown his week in Vegas, his love for Blackjack and how to play it. Is Gen Z killing Vegas? Moveis? Comedy Clubs? Jenn gets lost hiking. What's the point of having a water bottle if you always forget it? How did you get your "Letterman" Jacket? Sharing a space with a partner is a big step and how you go about it tells you a lot about your relationship, at least Jenn thinks so. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the "6-7" phenomenon. What did we do as kids that our parents didn't understand? Is it good kids communicate this way? Do guys pay attention to song lyrics? How many friends do you need? Are you an Otrovert? Plus, Florida Man Friday! Help support our little show by joining our Patreon. You get early episode drops, bonus content and some surprises!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the right time to "de-Christmas" your house. Marks dog took possesion of his tree. Eddie realizes Dreamybot can tell the future. Jenn had to take a time out of holiday party. Out growing your grandparents is a sad part of life. Eddie has been doing a poor job of hiding rage from Colton. Plus, Florida Man Friday! Help support our little show by joining our Patreon. You get early episode drops, bonus content and some surprises! https://patreon.com/TheNotTodayPodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Welcome back to another episode of Not Today! In this episode, we're closing the door on 2025 — a year that absolutely came in hot, stayed chaotic, and somehow didn't break us. We talk about time travel, gut instincts, parenting, mental health, money stress, dopamine addiction, phones ruining our brains, Florida Man doing Florida Man things, and why changing anything in the past feels way riskier than it sounds. Also shoutout to our accidental sponsors this week: GameStop, Hasbro Pulse, Entertainment Earth, McFarlane Toys — enabling grown adults to emotionally cope via action figures since forever. Whether you're listening for comfort, laughs, or to feel a little less alone — we're glad you're here. Stay. If this episode made you laugh, feel seen, or question your phone habits for five seconds: -Like the video (it tells the algorithm we're not yelling into the void) -Subscribe so you don't miss future chaos -Drop a comment — tell us what you would change if you could go back -Share this episode with someone who survived 2025 with you And if you want to support the show directly, join us on Patreon — where you get bonus content, early episodes, and help keep this thing alive without us selling plasma.

Not Today Jenn and Eddie discuss why Eddie loves depressing Christmas music. Do we race toward the New Year becasue we think it's out mulligan for the past year? Eddie is still confused why people recognize him. Jenn and Eddie talk about the differnet family dynamics they had grwoing up and how it's affected their relationships. Plus, Florida Man Friday! Help support our little show by joining our Patreon. You get early episode drops, bonus content and some surprises! https://patreon.com/TheNotTodayPodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Not Today Jenn is coming in hot. Eddie and Jenn discuss if people are too sensitive? How responsbile are you for other peoples triggers? What's the best way to end a conversation at a party? A mostly naked Jenn may or may not have saved a pack of wild dogs while doing a photo shoot. Plus, Florida Man Friday

Not Today... Eddie is still basking in the glow of his Wham-a-geddon, while Jenn is still not happy about it. Eddie has been going through it with the illness of his friend, Jerry. We find out Road Rage may be caused by more than just awful drivers and traffic. LIfe Cycles are a thing and change is inevitable. A.I. will probably kill us, but it won't be peronsal. Plus, it's ok to say "No". Also, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn gets duped. Eddie almost dies from laughing. The gang recounts their Thanksgiving break. Men get sicker than women... it's science.

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss how they're gonna Wham-a-geddon each other this year. What's better, fall or christmas decorations? Eddie talks about his best friends current battle with cancer. The power of hope can be a powerful thing. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today,,, Jenn and Eddie talk food poisoning and flying. Jenn fills us in on her New York trip. Eddie has never has a lay down seat on a plane. Colton's team ran into a brick wall in the second round of the playoffs. Art vs Content, Eddie is having an existential crisis. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie hate getting started. Having garlic around is not a good idea. What is a normal pacing for a relationship? Is there one? Meeting the parents is about to happen to Jenn this holiday season. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today, Jenn and Eddie talk about how they can't shut their brains off. Jenn has to borrow someone else's immune system. Eddie is a different comedian than he used to be. Jenn comes from a long line of people with no filters. Are you ever to old to Trick or Treat? Are paying covers for High School parties a thing now? Can a woman date a shorter man? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn defends her hats... again. FSU is to Jenn what the Commanders are to Eddie. When is a wedding proposal too much? Jenn and Eddie talk about how their propsals went. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie clear up what the gift is for our Patreon subscribers. Eddie has some visitors this week and it was a lot. Jenn was dressed like Deadpool but her Grandmother is Deadpool. Mom-Mom credits Jazzercise to long life. Colton is having some teacher issues at school. Are Pubes back? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss their lack of Spanish speaking skills. College football may not be in the cards fot Colton. Tracey has a back up husband in mind in case things don't work out with Eddie. Jenn runs into the most unhelpful person ever. Also, how to relieve "Negative Bias" from your life. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about "acting" drunk for auditions. Jenn punched her "Florida" visit card again. giving a college lecture shouldn't include the "F" word. Non-pet people need an adjustment time. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about being brutally honest. Did Jenn and Eddie boycott their "Happy Place"? Jenn was the better person this week when she help reunite foster siblings, while Eddie got a haircut. An old lady on a scooter is on a collision course with a gorup of baby ducks. Eddie is having some memory issues. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie address what happened in the world last week and why it was missing from the last show. They reminisce about core memoties from childhood and early adulthood. Our phones and social media have given us more access to the world, but remove us from it. Jenn explains why latex costumes are NOT sexy. Though it's impossible now, owning a home is still a good idea. Are you covering all the keys to a trusting relationship? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn makes a quick wardrboe change while Eddie no-sells the recording date. Jenn had a blast playing Comedy Mafia. Eddie needs Jenn's help for making Colton's Halloween costume. Halloween Horror nights in Florida goes hard. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today starts off hard when Jenn comes in hot about Eddie's hair. Eddie also has some visitors coming this week. Jenn and Eddie are super grateful for all the Patreon sign ups! Jenn has a new gig in Florida. When can you fart in front of your partner? Never? Concealed carry permits, are they a really great idea for everyone? Plus, Florida Man Friday!