Not Today... with Eddie Pence and Jenn Sterger

Not Today starts off hard when Jenn comes in hot about Eddie's hair. Eddie also has some visitors coming this week. Jenn and Eddie are super grateful for all the Patreon sign ups! Jenn has a new gig in Florida. When can you fart in front of your partner? Never? Concealed carry permits, are they a really great idea for everyone? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... What happens when Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, MAGA merch and is that the summer penis or a roll of dimes…yes it makes a return this ep. Don't ask Jenn if we can hang another TV…unless you want another chaotic podcast episode? To0 Late! Plus Florida Man Friday! Also, let's be real—if your bread has yoga mat chemicals in it, Subway, maybe just… don't. (No shade, unless you want to sponsor us, in which case, footlong us up, daddy).

Not Today Jenn and Eddie launch their Patreon channel on a whim. Fear of failure almost made it not happen. Writing it down makes you better and comedy. They have trouble remembering what exactly happened and the end of Jaws. How important is a dog? Very. One of them has a serious fear of rejection. How much is exactly is life changing money? Don't let Santa take all the credit. What is Summer Penis? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie realize people listen to podcasts on YouTube. So what are you doing here? Is Not Today the Ted Lasso of podcasts? Eddie comes out as a feminist. Would you rather be happy or content? Should Eddie make "get ready videos"? Plus, Florida Man Friday! #podcast #funny #comedy #women #tedlasso #happiness #floridaman #florida #sports #sportstalk

Not Today... Jenn introduces Eddie to "Watch Duty". Kevin the Chiweenie has some skin problems. Are you a "worst case scenario person"? Colton got his leaners permit and that's probaly the last time he drives. Eddie is gonna have "empty nest syndrome" soon and he's not sure how to deal. Jenn's parents did not trust her to go to college. We're they rigtht? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie dives into the toxic realities of social media — from buying followers to dealing with online hate. They discuss the pressure of performing online, how it warps self-worth, and why authenticity is more important than ever. Eddie's fireman story is unhinged in the best way. Jenn shares how her 102-year-old grandma still goes to Jazzercise every day. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Eddie recounts the wild tradition of Comic-Con with his son Colton — from 3 a.m. road trips to exclusive Hasbro hookups and the wildest cosplays (yes, even a lightsaber that looked suspiciously... NSFW). Jenn shares why cosplaying in this heat wasn't in the cards this year. Is Comedy Dead? If you meet the love of your life while cheating is it worht it? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk about the business of show business. How does watching our parents relationship affect our own realtionships? There's a little talk about the Superman movie. Traveling sucks now when youre getting old. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk insomnia, social media and extortion. Keida has some Tarot Cards you should buy. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Eddie learns something new about cats. Jenn and Eddie both have face blindness especially when it comes to their vet. How far would you go into debt to save a pet? Do you let your Alpha out when you need to? Eddie remembers when he discovered comedy can be more than just funny. Sometimes a character in a story has to die, listen to find out why? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk 4thof July memories and "near death" experiences with fireworks. Keida got a Ring camera and it's freaking him out. Do we still watch shows as a society? Can you watch shows you used to watch with your ex? Does your new partner have to play catch up? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie discuss how good of a friend should you be? Keida over shares about his "teaching" days. Where do you fall in your social network? Alpha, Beta? How do you audit your life and should you? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie are joined in studio by the wonder dog Kevin. Are dogs evolving before our eyes? Wanna see a dead body Jenn didn't. Keida met Colton and it was.... something. Eddie got some fancy clothes for his upcoming cruise. Jenn has some heart issues and spent the night in the hospital. What's a BBL? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie welcome their 3rd guest of all time to the show, their good friend Mark Ellis. They discuss relationships, how Mark and Eddie are variants of each other, stand up comedy, the Schmoedown, Movies, life, pets and love. So much on this episode of Not Today. Also, Florida Man Friday.

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk aboput wearing hats vs doing your hair. Has Veronica been replaced by Jenn. Keida makes our ADHD go crazy. Eddie has a boyhood fantasy. There's an Alaskan cruise happening later this month and one of them is going. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie want you to connect with them! Does Eddie have sleep apnea? What does "Tennis Balls in Tube Socks" mean? You'll find out. How to deal with the worst critic you have, the self-critic. Eddie opened for Jay Leno and it really wasn't his crowd... or anyones. Jenn watched Dave Chapelle wrangle a crowd. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today, Jenn and Eddie discuss the new Netflix documentary "The Fall of Favre".

Not Today Jenn and Eddie welcome car enthusiast and writer Jonny Lieberman. Jonny writes for Motor Trend magazine and can be see recently on an episode of "Jay Leno's Garage". Jonny is here to talk about his love of cars, what are the best cars out there and if you're looking to buy or lease what is the one thing you should always say to the finance guy. We don't just talk cars, but we talk grwoing up, life, love and a whole bunch of other random things in true "Not Today" fashion. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie are introduced to sex club talk by Keida. Eddie and Jenn admit they are disney Adults. Keida has an issue with Tweetie Bird Girls. Does birth order increase your chance of depression? Eddie thinks so. Also, we know about Type A and Type B personalities, but what about Type C? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie discuss FOMO. Producer Keida has a story about a messed up 3-way. Angus Young can still go hard at 70. Dress codes suck unless you're in a gang. Eddie and Keida reminisce about Jams while Jenn loves her yoga pants. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk Wrestlemania for a minute. Prodcuer Keida wants old 80's wrestling back. Eddie is fully aware he's a cranky old man now. Jenn knew a "Naked John". Plus, would you rather lose your mind or your body, if one had to go first which would you choose? Alos, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about their guns and how prepared they are in case someone breaks in. Guard dogs are better heard and not seen. Someone may be going through menopause and it's not Eddie. Do you and your partner have a list?

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk about their new stuidio and how they need more plants. Some people live with super shoppers others just waste money. Eddie is a little worried with his wife's podcast listening habits. Jenn and Eddie realize that they really have no idea how their parents are doing. Jenn believes men need to hang out with other men at least 2 days a week. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie welcome their first guest to the show, Nicole Burch. It only took us a year to get someone to show up. Nicole is a hilarious stand up comedian, improvisor, writer and all aroudn great mom.

Not Today, Jenn and Eddie have a new home and a new logo. They've taken on a producer so things may be a little different. Eddie chooses to workout at home with his bowflex weights. Keida, out new producer, is buying all the Girl Scout Cookies. Jenn wonders if some people are smell blind to body odor. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie discuss the double standard with wearing the same clothes. Eddie is a great 3rd wheel. Do you do the 5am club? Eddie does not. Jenn got in trouble when she was a member of it. When is an Ace Ventura reference never not a good idea? No pillow is a red flag. Ambien is a hell of a drug, but you knew that. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie give out a warning about a scammer, bottom line is we don't have $5k to pay for guests so if you get that email it's DEFINITELY not true. Jenn reacalls her first breast augmentation and dealing with Alpha Bros. Sometimes it's not all comedy in the comedy green room. FYI Disneyland and California Adveture are basically one park. Eddie has some new Harry Potter spells. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn is trying to resolves some between her friend group and one of the guys her friend is dating. We learn sometimes maybe we need to sit it out. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie discuss guys fashion while Eddie reminisces about his Motley Crue Jean Jacket. What problem did Eddie have when he was a kid and how did he deal with it? You'll see. Jenn wants to know if "performance issues" are ever the girls fault. Also, don't sit on the toilet too long, it's bad for you. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie discuss what they did for the Super Bowl. Hint, Jenn went to Disneyland and Club 33. Do guys expect gifts for Valentines Day? And what is a "Beej"? Jenn tells Eddie about her worst Valentines, while Eddie tells of his tow tragic attempts at being romantic. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

This episode of Not Today Jenn and Eddie analyzing their dreams again. Eddie realizes in real time what his dream really meant. Jenn gets sleep paralysis. Did you know there is a dating yelp about Men? There is and you don't want to be on it. Also, should your potential partner stick it out if you have a health crisis or cut bait and move on? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

This episode of Not Today has Jenn and Eddie talking how great 2020 was. Jenn gets "interrupted" with her Watch Duty app. Can we agree what constitutes a turtle? Everyone needs to learn to read the room. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

This episode has Jenn and Eddie debating the difference between "Collectors" and "Hoarders" adn how to recognize which one you are.... even if you're in denial about it. Also they discuss the reasons and benefits to making lists and why Eddie refuses to partake. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie talk about everything that went down last week during the Los Angeles wildfires.

This episode of Not Today has Jenn and Eddie answering questions from listeners and trying to give out advice? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie recap their Disneyland adventure. Jenn discovers how Eddie does Disney and it's not for the weak. That new "Tiana" ride (formerly Splash Mountain) will get you wet, it's unavoidable. Do you have a "New Year's Resolution"? Will you actually try to change your behavior? Or just keep the same patterns? Eddie's happiest hour takes place between 11pm and 12am on the Jungle Cruise. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk about Jenn's allergy to real Christmas trees. An innocent trip to watch "Tournament of Nerds" turns into a game of hide and seek. What's it like when your parents watch... your show? Dealing with the son/mother dynamic isn't always easy. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn is finally Whamageddon'd by Eddie in the most devious way possible. The Grinch is a Christmas Classic, yes, the Jim Carrey one. You know what else is a great Christmas movie? You have to listen to the show to fins out. How important is "shared life experience" in a realtionship? The movie big was kinda gross. Finally, Eddie and the Wolf Pee meet. Also, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today, Jenn and Eddie discuss Jenn's dirty carpet (not a euphemism) and how Eddie helped clean it (also not a euphemism). CEO's and Healthcare cost are all the talk at the moment. Eddie doesn't want his parents furniture even though it's probably really nice. Does Santa give cash? The rubber bug maker was one of the greatest toys ever no matter what Jenn says. Eddie injured himself helping Colton with his World History Final. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not today Jenn and Eddie discuss how a running toilet ruined Jenn's visit with an old friend (she didn't clog it). Eddie recounts how he burned the neighbors yard down as a kid. Does Jenn's mom have a cultural appropriating squirrel collection? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk about Jenn's nightmare travel and having her passport stolen. Why is Canada always cloudy? How did you get your fake ID? Why is Canada alwasy cloudy? Eddie keeps trying to Wham-a-geddon Jenn and he won't stop until he's done. When do you decorate got Christmas? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn and Eddie talk about the "Big Fight", Netflix and our fallen childhood heroes. There's a new trend in fashion that Eddie has been ahead of the curve on. Also, would you trust your significant other to be your partner in a gameshow? Jenn could have been a reality star but choose not to. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

On "Not Today..." Jenn and Eddie share tales of food poisoning. How far would you go for a friend? How "Wicked" is that toy and what did the Scarecrow really want? Plus Florida Man Friday!

On "Not Today..." Jenn and Eddie talk about the Bro Code ethics of asking your friend's Ex out on a date. Do you have that friend in your life that will "gut check" you when you're out of line? The boundaries you set are for you and not for the othe person. It's surprising people don't know that. Eddie realizes the younger generations are much more open with their emotions than his generation. Plus, a special Florida Man Friday!

Not Today Jenn Sterger and Eddie Pence talk discuss why Eddie is fixing his hair at the begining of the show. Eddie has finally has an issude that helps him decide to go back on anti-depressants. Why is it you literally can age overnight? Jenn ran into some old classmates from high school. Plus Jenn is still pissed at United for messing up her make-up bag. They also discuss what your make-up can say about your personality. Plus, Floirda Man Friday!

Not Today Eddie and Jenn talk about making social appearances. Do you ever get asked why you're not drinking? Why are more and more comedians going clean? Eddie's son is seeking revenge for last years costume contest loss. Did you know most of the people you knew in High School were and still are idiots? Never doante your body to science, it can go really wrong for you family. Are we living in a simulation? There may be a way to find out. When is too soon to meet the parents of the perosn you're dating? Plus Florida Man Friday!

Not today Jenn and Eddie talk about the hurricane that just hit Jenn's hometown of Tampa Bay. Why her parents didn't evacuate and why they will next time. Plus Jenn's childhood bedroom has a tree in it now. The original A.I. was the Furbie. Eddie learned to raise a kid by rasing a bag of flour. Eddie is running out of patience and it may be a problem with too much information. Jenn tries to shrink Eddie's brain. Plus how popular was Jenn on Facebook and what is the origin story of Eddie and Jenn. Also, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss Jenn's recent road tour and meeting fans and having a "signer" on stage. Eddie has to come to grips with no longer being more inteligent than his kid. Jenn talks about growing up gifted and how her parents dealt, or didn't deal with it. Eddie has a price for pegging and possibly bear spray. Jenn and Eddie discuss faith and how it can impact a realtionship. Also, what really is a "Babymoon"? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie discuss the legal number of cats you're allowed to have in Los Angeles. Is it worth decorating for Halloween if you live in an apartment? Eddie thinks so, at least this year. Was Jenn's old house haunted? Jenn thinks so even though Eddie saged it. We also learn that Jenn doesn't have Eddie as an emergancy contact, but instead she has his wife. Then we get a little serious when there's a shooter threat at the school Eddie's son goes to. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

This week Jenn and Eddie answer listener questions about favorite NFL teams, dating, where to meet people, how to find a path in college, people who had a profound impact on our lives and how you're percieved can influence who you are. Plus, Florida Man Friday!