Not Today... with Eddie Pence and Jenn Sterger

Not today Jenn and Eddie wonder what is behind the paid wall of their mutal friends "Only Fans" page. Kevin nearly bit the big one from one of those coyotes in Jenn's neighborhood and it would have been Eddie's fault. Jenn's tism has her counting her swallows.... get your mind out of the gutter, her drinking swallows. Is everyone so stuck in their own world where we don't acknowledge other people? Jenn and Eddie list their coomplaints about these people. Is a wedding worh the money? In hindsight would you rather have just thrown a little party and saved the 20 to 30k? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not today Jenn and Eddie talk about dormant covid. There's still wolf urine again. Haricuts and Eddie's preferred look, at least Jenn's preferred look for Eddie. Jenn is done working with bad people. More JV Football updates. Is Jenn's OBGYN hitting on her? Last, but not least, Florida Man Friday!

Not today Jenn and Eddie talk about haricuts and Eddie's preferred look, at least Jenn's preferred look for Eddie. Jenn is done working with bad people. More JV Football updates. Plus, are those grade school projects for the kids education or for the parents to show off? Also, is fridgescaping a thing? It actually is. Last, but not least, Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie discuss whether you should always do your best or is it sometimes better career wise to ease up on the gas so as to not show up someone bigger than you. Some people are awful at reading social cues and Jenn has become an expert at calling people out for it. There's some new Disneyland rides coming and Eddie is here for it. Jenn thinks we've misued our hologram technology. Plus Tom Cruise has a death wish. Also, Florida Man Friday!

This week on "Not Today..." Jenn and Eddie deal with growing up. Eddie's kid might need to bury the hatchet. Jenn gives Eddie a lecture on what the "in" style of jeans is current. Eddie thinks it's still skinny. What it's like to have a job you hate. Jenn has so people to blame for her eyebrows in the early 2000's. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

This week Eddie and Jenn discuss being stuck. How they can mover forward. Will A.I. take the jobs we don't even have yet? Robocop is a perfect movie and Short Cicuit does't really age well. Plus that guy really dated Catwoman. Also, conspiracy theorists and suck it and Florida Man Friday!

Not today, Jenn and Eddie discuss how they avoid covid, also how many times Jenn has gotten covid and how Eddie has completely avoid it. Jenn drove through a hurricane like a crazy person. Eddie lets everyone know he wants to die as soon as Armageddon happens. What was better? Armageddon or Deep Impact? Jenn has natural smellivision. Eddie really watns to sell his old car. Do you assign too much worth to inanimate objects? Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Eddie and Jenn play some catch up and explain why they missed last weeks episode. Well, Jenn got covid from a jerk at Starbucks. Eddie was trying to be dad of the year. Also, Mel Brooks is still awesome. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today with Jenn Sterger and Eddie Pence discusses why Jenn wore the hat that she wore that she didn't knew she wore... if that makes sense. Sometimes Jenn's ADHD signs her up for things that her Austism doesn't know about. Daily stress can build up and explode all over you like a volcano. Plus, Jenn's inner salesmen doesn't really help her in her long term relationships, because sometimes she's not the "Cool Girl" he sold her as. Should you be nest friends with your kid and if so should you tease them to toughen them up? Also, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today with Jenn Sterger and Eddie Pence discusses the nightmare that is air travel. Eddie Shaved and only Jenn noticed. Baggy jeans are back and Eddie laments former facial hair choices. What is Dad time and why does Jenn hate it? Watching your parents age in real time is very off-putting. Plus, Gen Alpha has some slang we're trying to decipher. Also, it's Florida Man Friday!

Todays show has Jenn and Eddie analyzing their nightmares. Trust us it gets real uncomfortable. Jenn has big shoes to feel and Eddie has to "release" something. Also don't filter your face and leave everyone else untouched in a photo. That is just wrong. Extroverts need to learn that introverts just handle things differently. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Today's show has Jenn and Eddie reading and answering some viewer questions. What kind of paper is the best to use and can you judge a person by it? Eddie and Jenn knew what they wanted to do since they were little and I guess they're kind of doing it now. Does size matter? Also, have uncomfortable talks with your kids, it's better than avoiding it by banning books. Plus Florida Man Friday!

On this episode of Not Today, Jenn and Eddie tell their Andy Dick stories. They also reminess about their nearly 12 year friendship. Jenn's dealing with her first post-divorce break up and it's not easy. Eddie is learning about closure from his son. What are some of the best and worst "Passive Aggresive" phrases we all use. How much Spam is too much Spam to travel with? Also Jenn teaches a freinds a lesson at the airport. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie discuss the grwoing coyote problem in Los Angeles and how Jenn is battling it with... wolf urine. Jenn also wants Eddie to smell it, though Eddie really doesn't want to after reading the Amazon reviews. Eddie talks about trying to navigate his son through some high school drama. Plus, has something ever been so cute you get angry about it. Also, dudes think cartoons are hot. Don't forget "Florida Man Friday"!

This week Eddie and Jenn take Austism tests. One of us may have it. Can you satisfy conjoined twins? Some guy is trying to. Also how sacred is that first trip to Disneyland? What about EPCOT? Seriously, EPCOT? Also we play Florida Man Friday!

Jenn Sterger and Eddie Pence have a visiter in studio today... Kevin The Chiweenie. Eddie was perfomring in Brea, Ca. all weekedn, while Jenn was getting Fentanyl at the hospital. We've also hopefully cleared up put tech issues. Jenn tells us why she was banned from Hooters and whether she should not help sell Girl Scout Cookies. Eddie's eaten bugs before, should Jenn give it a try. Plus Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie talk about passing your muscial tastes on to your kids and whether that's a good idea... for them. Mental health and medcaition takes a lot of self-assessment and time. Does your dog need to like your significant other and what if they don't? Is a borken penis a legacy? How far is too far to appease a bride as a bridesmaid? Also, Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie talk about how you should really do Disneyland. Eddie is terrified how oblivious his son is. What does Jenn, her breasts and 30 cents have in common? What is your price when it comes to being in a particular type of commercial? Plus Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie talk about their week. Eddie went to the "Back to the Future "House, Jenn went to the "Back to the Future" muscial. Someone went viral on May the 4th. Someone also made a nerd angry. Eddie laughs at a baby ducks misfortune while Jenn hides in horror. Both of them are deadset against cruises and nudists. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Eddie and Jenn discuss what trilogy from the Star Wars saga they relate to the most. When is too early or too late to say "I Love You"? What is its not reciprocated? When do you stop saying it? So many questions about love! Also, can Eddie do therapy? Jenn does. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss a night of looking for two cats. Eddie explains how dogs may be dumb but stick together. Also is Eddie the asshole this week? We'll find out why he hates helping his wife with social media posts. Plus it's time to play "Florida Man Friday".

This week on Not Today, Jenn and Eddie talk about lost memories at the Zoo. When is a good age to waste a ton of money on your kid at Disneyland? Where were you when OJ was in the Bronco? Jenn just had to see Kid Rock and Eddie just had to see Jack Wagner. Plus let's all play Florida Man Friday.

Jenn and Eddie remeber the good ol' days of Boston Market and Blockbuster Video. Jenn sleeps with a bra while Eddie wears a Hockey Jersey. Plus what happens when "Care Bears" is actually "Nothign But Trouble"? Also play along wiith Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie talk friednships and when they go south. Jenn takes some edibles and was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Lego puts a stop to fun. Plus we've has some bad jobs where we made some bad impressions. Also it's another Florida Man Friday!

Eddie and Jenn talk about hding their comic selfs from their parents. Eddie went to a model UN conference with a bunch of nerds. Jenn took edibles before going to Universal Horror Nights one time. Who gets hard nips and erections on stage? Plus Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie talk about the worst auditons they've ever had. Jenn doesn't regret not being a WWE Diva. Eddie may have urine on his pants. How many creepy Barbies are there? Plus, Jenn takes on Florida Man Friday!

Jenn and Eddie recall horrible animal stories, murder podcasts and why women love them, Sting's last match and who is Surfer Sting. Plus another edition of Florida Man Friday.

Eddie and Jenn discuss a possible fight club at Eddie's son's school. Jenn gets gaslit by her mom. Eddie loves his new bad and his wife hates it. Eddie is defintley a hoarder and Jenn only hoards hurful things. Plus another Flordia Man test.

Jenn and Eddie got the band back together.... sort of. On the first episode of their new podcast "Not Today..." Jenn and Eddie talk all things life. Eddie coaches his kid through his first Valentines Day. Jenn eats different than her friends so who is the A-HOLE here? And they ressurect Florida Man Headlines to test Jenn's whitetrashness.