
Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem
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Ep 91Ep. 91 - The One Where Viktor Joins 208 Missed Connections - 10/13/2025
Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt dive headfirst into the horrors of the internet’s strangest culinary corner — r/StupidFood — where steak meets Nutella, cookies are baked in porta-potties, and macaroni somehow becomes a war crime once you add peas. This sparks a full-blown argument about “cold cheese burgers” at In-N-Out and Peaches’ moral crusade against McDonald’s for ending all-day breakfast.From there, Peaches rants about becoming a full-blown Walmart Karen, after being denied a 10:15 PM return, while Viktor advocates for customer service employees’ right to swear at you. Things spiral into a surprisingly deep chat about the word “fat”, American sensitivity, and why “husky” might be the funniest insult disguised as a clothing size. Peaches then encourages Viktor to join the Enhanced Olympics after getting too many booster shots, and the two debate whether Ozempic is the future or just another TikTok cult.Finally, the guys cap it off by scrolling through the legendary “208 Missed Connections” Facebook group, where Idaho locals shoot their shot through posts like “French Fry Girl by the Ford Idaho Center” — yes, someone actually caught a flying fry mid-traffic and turned it into a love story. By the end, Peaches is convinced romance isn’t dead, just deep-fried.It’s part food review, part therapy session, and part Craigslist revival — the perfect slice of chaos for your Monday.
Ep 90Ep. 90 - Goofy Delivers the Bad News - 10/10/2025
Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick off with concert chaos, awkward backstage encounters, and Peaches creeping around the Mountain America Center with a guitar like a suspicious roadie. But things escalate quickly when the conversation shifts to a woman dying on Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion, and the guys immediately turn it into a dark comedy brainstorming session for “the best Disney ride to die on.” Spoiler: Space Mountain and the teacups both make the list.From there, Peaches dives into Disneyland’s actual haunted history, Viktor reads a list of “gruesome park deaths” like it’s bedtime stories for emos, and the two debate whether Disney medics wear Mickey ears while performing CPR. This unravels into a full-blown investigation of MagicalPassings.com, a supposed Disney-themed funeral company that turns out to be a parody site (sadly). Cue discussions about KISS-branded caskets, Tool’s overpriced coffins, and Peaches declaring funerals should be “more fun” while Viktor plays a Steamboat Willie horn sound effect.Somewhere amid all the ghost talk and gallows humor, Peaches drops the bomb that he’s officially Facebook official with Aubrie — prompting Viktor and Jade to roast him relentlessly while also confirming he’s attending the In This Moment show with severe back pain and emotional damage. By the end, the boys are talking nudist concerts, Gene Simmons’ hospital merch, and haunted Disneyland trivia, proving once again that chaos is a love language.If you’ve ever wanted to hear two radio hosts debate death, Disney, and dating in the same breath, this episode is your unholy grail.
Ep 89Ep. 89 - Ding Dong Ditching Is Dead - 10/06/2025
Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt spiral from dog training ethics to Halloween hysteria without a single breath in between. It all starts with streamer Hasan Piker getting accused of mistreating his dog on camera, which leads Viktor to reveal his own “training” strategy—positive reinforcement, not shock collars (except maybe for himself on weekends).Then it’s on to this week’s boomer take: whether streaming full seasons at once ruined television. Viktor passionately defends binge-watching like it’s a constitutional right, Peaches admits he can’t remember what happened in Stranger Things, and the two reminisce about The Sopranos, spoilers, and people screaming “Snape kills Dumbledore!” at midnight book launches.The second half turns spooky as Peaches declares trunk or treat events are killing Halloween, calling them “corporate candy laundering.” Viktor argues parents are just terrified of modern creeps, Peaches fires back with nostalgia for door-to-door chaos, and somehow they both agree Ted Bundy would’ve been caught faster if he’d lived in a Ring Doorbell era.It’s Halloween debates, streaming nostalgia, boomer logic, and questionable parenting advice — all in one perfectly unhinged Noon Hour.
Ep 88Ep. 88 - The Great Haim Fart Conspiracy - 09/29/2025
Today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem is a rollercoaster of questionable education, concert disasters, and gastrointestinal warfare. Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick things off with the “teacher feeds kitten to a snake” headline that has both of them reconsidering their entire high school science experience. Dissections, owl pellets, and traumatizing frog flashbacks follow — until they somehow pivot to why schools should be teaching taxes and cooking instead of how to identify a cow heart.Then it’s on to The Rock’s possible presidential run, where Viktor theorizes his campaign slogan would just be “Smell What The Rock is Cooking (It’s Communism)” while Peaches imagines a WWE-style debate where Bernie Sanders takes a folding chair to the jaw.But the grand finale? A masterpiece of bathroom humor meets music journalism: a Reddit thread about a serial farter haunting every Haim concert. Naturally, Peaches tests the theory with his own “research” at a Hollywood Undead show — much to the dismay of his girlfriend. Between the farts, the BO, and the mosh pits, the guys declare that concert hygiene is officially dead.It’s gross, it’s ridiculous, it’s perfect Noon Hour energy — the kind of episode you’ll listen to twice just to believe it really happened.
Ep 87Ep. 87 - Can You Expense a 12-Pack for Journalism? - 09/25/2025
Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt tackle the truly pressing issues of our time: the collapse of fast-food value menus and the spiritual toll of $18 beers. Peaches kicks things off with a fiery rant about Wendy’s prices, Viktor attempts to justify corporate meal deals with “beer math,” and both spiral into figuring out whether surviving Aftershock Festival requires a mortgage or a GoFundMe.Between all the burger talk, the guys plan their upcoming Aftershock coverage, try to outdo each other with bad budgeting advice, and theorize which fast-food mascots could survive in a mosh pit. Viktor’s convinced the Hamburglar would headline, while Peaches says Grimace is definitely main-stage energy.By the end, it’s less of a financial conversation and more of a cry for help, featuring questionable economics, festival hacks, and the declaration that if beer keeps inflating, we’re all doomed to drink from the parking lot cooler forever.If you’ve ever yelled “HOW IS A COMBO TWELVE DOLLARS?” in traffic, this one’s your therapy session.
Ep 86Ep. 86 - God Said ‘No,’ Ronnie Said ‘I’m the Bad Guy’ - 09/23/2025
Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt accidentally survive the rapture — which, according to TikTok prophets and one South African preacher, was definitely supposed to happen today. Spoiler: traffic was still bad, everyone’s aunt gave away their life savings, and Peaches is already plotting a fake “stay inside or you’ll float away” scam to clear the roads.Once the apocalypse talk wraps up, the guys pivot into Halloween season prep, officially announcing KBEAR’s Rockin’ Halloween powered by Juicity Vapor (aka “the spoopy season”) — complete with questionable scheduling, broken prize sheets, and the revelation that Viktor might have to dress as Ronnie Radke for Halloween.From there it’s all downhill in the best way: they roast Falling in Reverse, Ronnie’s feuds with David Draiman and Courtney LaPlante, fans posting Noah from Bad Omens’ baby photos, and a deep dive into AI artists getting multimillion-dollar record deals. Peaches plays one on air, declares pop and country officially dead, and writes an improvised nu-metal song about parental trauma called “My Mom Baked Me the Wrong Cake.”If you’ve ever wanted a radio show where the apocalypse, metal gossip, and AI pop stars collide — this episode is your chaotic spiritual awakening.
Ep 85Ep. 85 - Gigantopithecus? I Hardly Know Her! - 09/22/2025
Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt spiral from TikTok algorithms to Jurassic apocalypse scenarios faster than you can say “RGB light bulb.” Peaches starts by explaining his interior decorating journey, complete with beanbag corners, malfunctioning lamps, and an existential crisis over dim lighting. Viktor, meanwhile, loses a battle with smart bulbs and immediately transforms into a grandpa ranting about “gizmos and gadgets.”Then the conversation jumps straight into science — but the dumb kind — as they debate which extinct animals should (or should absolutely not) be brought back. The list includes dodo birds, megalodons, saber-toothed cats, and one nightmare called Gigantopithecus that’s basically Donkey Kong on steroids. Somewhere in there, Viktor demands we “bring it all back” for entertainment value, Peaches panics about surfing next to a 65-foot shark, and both agree people are dumb enough to pet a woolly mammoth for TikTok views.If you like chaos, sarcasm, or hearing two men overanalyze whether a prehistoric sloth could crush a Kia, this episode’s your new favorite hour.
Ep 84Ep. 84 - Why Everyone in Idaho Thinks Chipotle Is a Liberal Plot - 09/18/2025
Today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem proves once again that if it exists, Peaches and Viktor Wilt will somehow turn it into a debate about either metal or Mexican food. The guys start by giving away Aftershock tickets and roasting each other over broken VoxPro setups, mystery audio clips, and a caller who literally can’t go but still phones in to flex his answers.Then it’s full headbang mode as they break down Lorna Shore’s new album—Peaches calls it “emotional cardio with blast beats,” while Viktor says they could be the next Metallica if they’d just sell out a little. Cue a tangent about drummers’ suffering, clean vocals, and whether “pop metal” is actually a war crime.Naturally, that conversation devolves into Idaho Falls losing its mind over Chipotle moving into the old Carl’s Jr., with Peaches defending his California roots like he’s on trial for bringing guacamole across state lines. By the end, they’ve compared Cafe Rio vs. Costa Vita, imagined a burrito civil war, and shouted “IT’S NOT A CAR WASH!” more times than the FCC would like.The show wraps with a weirdly wholesome Reddit segment about hidden gems in America—because nothing says balance like going from deathcore breakdowns to sand dunes and German-themed towns.If you’ve ever wanted to hear two grown men argue about metal, migration, and Mexican food in the same breath, this episode is your spiritual home.
Ep 83Ep. 83 - Let That Smell Sink In - 09/17/2025
Today’s episode swings from combat sports to public bathroom crimes to the darkest corners of horror literature — all in under an hour. Peaches and Viktor kick things off with the bizarre Idaho news story of a TikTok user named fightme_pls — a self-described Muay Thai/Sparring guy in Caldwell who’s spent 39+ days begging strangers to fight him. Viktor sizes him up like he’s doing UFC commentary, while Peaches wisely says, “nope.” Lieutenant Crane’s name gets thrown into the mix, and the guys make plans to lobby him for an exhibition match on Friday.From there, the duo detours into an even weirder local trend: a Boise man (and now a Pocatello copycat) making viral videos of himself urinating in public spaces. They speculate on the TikTok comment section (“Can you do Nampa next?”), worry about Quinn’s Pond, and laugh at how quickly a dare becomes a felony.Midway through, Peaches segues into the horror books that can scar you for life after a heated r/HorrorLit thread. Viktor rattles off his personal nightmares (Jack Ketchum’s The Girl Next Door, Dead Inside, The Slob), Peaches recalls A Child Called It, and both marvel at Cormac McCarthy’s The Road as the “I know it’s gonna wreck me” book. It’s like a book club for emotionally masochistic readers.The show winds down with a discussion about stink vs. cologne overload. From Walmart farmers and In-N-Out cigarette clouds to JC Penney teens spraying test bottles 12 times, Peaches and Viktor hammer home that “yes, soap is good” and “no, your Axe cloud is not.” The running “let that sink in” gag (or “let that smell sink in”) seals the episode with a smirk.It’s Idaho weirdness, horror book nerdery, and hygiene roasts — classic Noon Hour chaos.
Ep 82Ep. 82 - Upper-Middle-Class Problems: Cry Harder - 09/09/2025
Peaches and Viktor Wilt dive headfirst into another chaotic Tuesday, starting with a viral clip of a 73-year-old senator warning that eating foreign shrimp could make you look like the Alien from Alien. That sparks a whole debate on age limits for politicians — should there be aptitude tests? Hard cutoffs at 60? And if so, should the same apply to radio hosts who are still slinging Top 40 songs well into their 60s? Stern, Seacrest, Elvis Duran — nobody’s safe.From there, the guys spin off into travel horror stories and overrated cities. Viktor recalls being hustled for CDs on Hollywood Boulevard, while Peaches points out Vegas price-gouging ($10 toothpaste at Circus Circus!) and LA’s questionable Olympic prep for 2028. They weigh in on whether Austin, Nashville, and Houston live up to the hype — with a detour into homeless sweeps, fake Michael Jordans on Hollywood Blvd, and why Vegas burns you out in exactly three days.Then it’s time for some first-world whining straight from Reddit’s “upper middle class problems” thread. The duo roasts everything from ski trips gone wrong, hot tubs that are “too hot,” washer/dryer placement woes, lake-house dock repairs, and even the tragedy of losing a Duolingo streak on an international flight. Naturally, this leads to Peaches clowning on “$20,000 boat guy” and Viktor’s inevitable “rich people problems” voice.It’s equal parts political roast, travel therapy, and lifestyle mockery — wrapped in the sharp banter only Peaches and Viktor can deliver.
Ep 81Ep. 81 - Pizza Heals All Wounds (and Guts) - 08/22/2025
It’s Friday on Madness & Mayhem, and Peaches and Viktor are feeling (slightly) better than yesterday — thanks to pizza therapy. The show kicks off with food talk ranging from wood-fired pizzas to highfalutin “chicken cordon bleu” pies, before diving into Peaches’ first professional massage experience. Viktor predicts disaster, complete with security cam footage if the massage table collapses under Peaches’ 6’9” frame.From there, things take a turn into the world of serial marriages and divorces, with Larry King, Elizabeth Taylor, and J.Lo’s ring count all under fire. Peaches admits he’s only giving himself two tries max at marriage, while Viktor argues the loneliness factor might push him further. That segues into an absurd tangent on people marrying AI partners, complete with South Park-level vows and a crying bride clutching her smartphone.The conversation then pivots to the Howard Stern saga — was his “retirement scare” a desperate bid for relevance? Peaches and Viktor break down his decline from shock jock legend to “basement broadcaster,” roasting his summer-long vacations, celebrity-only studio appearances, and bloated $100M contracts.Finally, the guys wrap the week with some classic radio rivalry banter, calling out another local station for ripping off their old “pizza delivery” promotion. Naturally, this sparks ideas for their own food drops — from taco tosses to soup surprises to Peaches’ soon-to-be-iconic “Pupusa Party.” Expect sarcasm, chaos, and way too much talk about food — just another Friday in the Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem.
Ep 80Ep. 80 - Paul Heyman Hair and the Awkward Fat Kid - 08/21/2025
It’s a “pre-Friday bummer edition” of Madness & Mayhem as Peaches and Viktor Wilt tackle the highs and lows of the week. Things start on a somber note with the tragic news of Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds’ death in a motorcycle accident, a gut-punch for the metal world. The guys reflect on his legacy, the chaos of traffic accidents, and the impact on fans before paying tribute with a Mastodon double-play.From there, the tone lightens as the duo skewers National Radio Day clichés — including microphone tattoos, endless call letter lists, and radio boomers who post 40-year-old glam shots. Peaches jokes about claiming all 13 Riverbend stations just to flex, while Viktor admits he actually celebrated by shopping for a carpet shampooer. (That’s adulthood, folks.)The conversation then veers into first-world problems like Roombas getting lost, cheap vacuums that “don’t suck,” and whether one-ply toilet paper should be outlawed. Peaches also fields a weird fan interaction at a Seether show, prompting a takedown of bad concert crowds, sweaty pit people, and overdramatic pass-out artists.Finally, the two dive into the world of natural talents (Peaches: being fat and awkward; Viktor: being short with the “golden horseshoe” hairstyle threat). This spirals into a debate about leg-lengthening surgery, bald confidence, and why some guys insist on rocking the ponytailed horseshoe look — aka the Paul Heyman special.It’s equal parts tribute, roast, and life advice — in other words, just another day in the Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem.
Ep 79Ep. 79 - Maddawg’s Tinder Resume: Apply Within - 08/20/2025
It’s another unfiltered Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem except this time Viktor’s out, and Peaches is joined by the chaotic force of nature that is Maddie “Maddawg” Kidd. And what do they end up doing with their hour? Building Maddie a dating profile live on-air, of course.From Peaches reading out Instagram comments from bold listeners trying to shoot their shot, to Maddie revealing her grandma’s-house-meets-emo aesthetic, the two spiral into skinny jeans debates, fire-fit shopping trips, and the questionable idea of handing out “dating resumes” at local rock shows. Maddie opens up about her fear of dating apps, her room full of fish tanks, and her inability to keep a plant alive, while Peaches teases her with Halloween costume ideas and even offers to go undercover as her wingman with a fake mustache and all.All the while, Peaches makes it clear he’s not the one dating, he’s already locked down with Aubrie, he’s just here to stir the pot and play chaotic big brother. Between terrible freestyle raps, weird music bed experiments, and Maddie’s confession about crying to Foo Fighters’ “Everlong,” this episode perfectly balances hilarity, sarcasm, and that weird sibling energy only Peaches and Maddawg can deliver.
Ep 78Ep. 78 - Who Had The Greatest Debut Album? - 08/19/2025
Peaches, Viktor, and callers engaged in a lively debate about the greatest rock debut album of all time, referencing a list from ultimateclassicrock.com. Viktor Wilt passionately argued that Guns N' Roses' Appetite for Destruction is the best, citing its classic tracks like "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Sweet Child of Mine". However, he noted that the list ranked it at number four, behind albums from Led Zeppelin, George Harrison, and The Jimi Hendrix Experience. The discussion also included a variety of other fan-favorite debut albums, such as System of a Down's first album, Everclear's World of Noise, and Metallica's Kill 'Em All.Beyond the music discussion, Peaches and Viktor delved into advice from social media posts. They tackled a serious question from a man whose wife revealed she was in love with her best friend. Viktor Wilt's straightforward advice was for him to "move on" and "find somebody new". On a lighter note, they discussed a post about a girlfriend who stopped kissing her boyfriend after he ate a cricket. The episode concluded with Peaches sharing a personal story about his upcoming 29th birthday and his girlfriend, Aubrie, getting him a massage, an experience he expressed discomfort with.
Ep 77Ep. 77 - Strung-Out Rasputin & Cowboy Korn - 08/18/2025
Peaches is back in the studio with Viktor Wilt and newcomer Jeff, and today’s Madness & Mayhem lives up to its name. Things kick off with a roast session on Jade’s straightened beard (described as “strung-out Rasputin”) before diving into plane disaster stories, floating the river, and the unique pedestrian-hating vibe of Bozeman, Montana.From there, the crew spirals into everything from tattoo debates (Peaches still refusing to ink up, Viktor defending his spur-of-the-moment Ozzy signature tattoo, and Jeff repping New Found Glory lyrics) to what exactly “cowboy corn” means as a music genre. With help from Josh at Classy 97, the guys discover it’s a mix of country music and storytelling — but naturally, Korn covers become the running gag.The conversation shifts again when Peaches finds himself compared to the cartoon mascot from Fred Meyer, and then it’s onto the world of rock star tour riders. The gang contrasts Nine Inch Nails’ fruit-and-cheese health list with Pantera’s booze buffet and Steve Martin’s joke rider demanding an Icelandic horse. That leads into the inevitable question: what would be on their own tour riders? From IPA and brisket nachos to charcuterie boards, Tums, and a suspiciously large stash of over-the-counter meds, the answers are pure chaos.Add in Victor’s germaphobe tendencies, Peaches’ sharp sarcasm, Jeff’s awkward charm, and enough side tangents to fill a whole festival lineup, and you’ve got another classic Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem.
Ep 76Ep. 76 - Sorry for the Inconvenience, Blame My Butt - 08/14/2025
In this episode of the "Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem" podcast, Peaches discusses a wide range of topics. He shares his thoughts on the latest "New Heights" podcast episode featuring Taylor Swift, which had 10 million views as of this morning. He notes how people, whom he compares to the Riddler from Batman, are overanalyzing every detail of Swift's appearance in the interview, from the trophies behind her and Travis to her orange lipstick. The orange lipstick is rumored to be a hint for her new album, The Life of a Show Girl, which is set to be released on October 3. That same day, Mudvayne, Static X, and Vended will perform in Pocatello, and Bert Kreischer will be in Idaho Falls. The host also talks about the band Megadeth, who announced that their next studio album will be their last, followed by a farewell tour. He speculates that the announcement may be AI-generated due to its language. Other topics include a TikToker's severe food poisoning incident on a United flight that caused a hazmat cleanup and flight cancellation , a community of 16,000 people who are engaged to AI soulmates , and the challenges of a tall person finding a suitable rental car for an upcoming trip.
Ep 75Ep. 75 - Public Humiliation: The Fantasy Football Way - 08/13/2025
It’s hump day in the exact middle of the middle of the week, and Peaches is riding solo while Viktor takes the week off. Today’s episode kicks off with a Deftones track and rolls straight into the latest office drama — the creation of the Riverbend Fantasy Football League. Peaches reveals the hilarious (and humiliating) punishment for the last-place finisher, courtesy of “the big boss man” — a promo to air on all 13 Riverbend Media stations confessing they’re the “absolute worst.”Peaches also teases the idea of a Peaches Birthday Takeover on August 29th, where he’d play nothing but his picks all afternoon. The conversation then turns to a listener-driven question: Which band should be way bigger than they are? Responses range from nostalgia acts like Silverstein and Four Year Strong to locals like Godbone, with a nod to bands like Sleep Theory on the rise.Things heat up when Peaches weighs in on The Woody Show influencer drama, ripping into outdated radio tropes like horoscopes, weather updates, traffic reports, and cringe-worthy segments like Second Date Update. His call to action? Radio needs to stop phoning it in and start innovating to compete in today’s podcast-heavy world.Finally, Peaches wraps with a community shout-out: details on Saturday’s Idaho Falls Farmers Market food drive with Justin from 105 The Hawk and Josh from Classy 97, plus 170 vendors to explore. All this wrapped in the sarcastic, unapologetic energy that makes Madness & Mayhem exactly what it says on the tin.
Ep 74Ep. 74 - Peaches vs. Josie - A Battle For Who's More Lonely! - 08/12/2025
In this episode of "Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem," host Peaches is flying solo as his co-host, Viktor, is out on vacation. Peaches kicks off the show with the big news from the pop culture world: Taylor Swift has announced her twelfth studio album, The Life of a Showgirl, on the New Heights podcast. Peaches humorously speculates about the upcoming podcast episode featuring Taylor Swift, which he predicts will be one of the biggest of all time.The host also touches on a viral story about a 21-year-old named Josie Stinson, who signed up for an anti-loneliness club event but was the only person to show up. This story prompts Peaches to reflect on his own "Peaches Needs a Pal" videos and his hope for similar viral success.Peaches then delves into the world of music and video games, discussing a Reddit question about the greatest video game soundtrack of all time. He shares his personal favorites, including soundtracks from wrestling games like SmackDown vs. Raw and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. The conversation takes an interesting turn as he mentions the surprising inclusion of both Electric Callboy and Lizzo on the same Madden 26 soundtrack.Finally, Peaches wraps up the show by exploring another Reddit thread about things rich people spend money on that we can't imagine. He shares examples like an underground parking garage that fits 80 cars and having a household chief of staff to manage multiple estates. Peaches compares this lifestyle to his own one-person operation, highlighting the stark contrast with a celebrity like Howard Stern, who has a team of 65 people working on his show.
Ep 73Ep. 73 - A Solid Six and a Broken Collarbone - 08/11/2025
On this solo episode of the "Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem," Peaches is filling in for Victor, who is out for the week to help his daughter move to Bellingham, Washington. Peaches starts the show by discussing four men who are rowing a seven-meter boat across the Atlantic Ocean. The men are attempting to set a Guinness World Record for the first unassisted row from the mainland U.S. to the mainland U.K.. The mission is also to raise awareness and money for mental health support for military personnel through the U.K. charity Head Up. Next, Peaches talks about a website called makemydrivefun.com, which suggests quirky stops for road trips. He gives examples of oddities on a road trip from Idaho Falls to Seal Beach, California, such as the world's largest blender in Orem, Utah, and Nursing Home Stonehenge in American Fork, Utah. Peaches also talks about the drama surrounding the syndicated radio show "The Woody Show" and a social media influencer they interviewed. The show wraps up with Peaches discussing 19-year-old NASCAR driver Connor Zilisch, who broke his collarbone while celebrating a race win.
Ep 72Ep. 72 - This Podcast Is Worth $500 Million (Probably) - 08/06/2025
With Viktor and Maddie out, Peaches goes solo on this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, covering everything from viral spinal injuries to Howard Stern's $500 million contract to a Twitter beef between MrBeast and a metalcore vocalist. It's chaotic. It's personal. It's a little lonely—but it's all Peaches.He kicks things off reacting to rumors that Howard Stern’s run at SiriusXM might be coming to an end, discussing Stern's legendary career, the decline of political radio, and asking the real question: Can Peaches take over that $100 million-a-year contract? (Short answer: we’re manifesting it.)Then things get unhinged:A Russian influencer breaks her spine attempting the viral “Nicki Minaj Stiletto Challenge”—Peaches breaks it down, questions how it went viral, and admits he’s never seen half the stuff “taking TikTok by storm.”He debates faking an injury for Instagram fame, tries to pronounce Mariana Barutkina, and wonders aloud if her spine-shattering moment will launch her career.Peaches spirals into a comedy movie list featuring This Is Spinal Tap, Airplane!, and Life of Brian—only to roast Monty Python as overrated and declare Team America: World Police criminally underrated.Then, in the “I did not see this coming” moment of the hour, Peaches discusses a feud between Attila frontman Chris “Fronz” Fronzak and YouTuber MrBeast, over the latter’s Team Water charity campaign.Peaches sides with clean water and common sense, dragging Fronz for clout-chasing while also admitting: “If a metal guy starts screaming about me online, that’s a career milestone.”If you love solo rants, pop culture chaos, and the occasional rant about watermelons and vacuums, this one’s peak solo Peaches.
Ep 71Ep. 71 - Live, Laugh, Lou Bega - 08/05/2025
Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt cover everything from grizzly bear charges in Alaska to paid parking rage in downtown Idaho Falls, to the real reason Stephen King almost got divorced—hint: it involves Mambo No. 5 on loop and a lot of typewriter aggression.The chaos begins with the viral video of Buoy the Seattle Kraken mascot almost getting mauled by a bear during a fishing trip in Alaska. The guys break down the footage, question why the NHL sends people into wilderness scenarios, and pitch the idea of the mascot suit being preserved like a fallen soldier’s uniform. It spirals into a critique of sports leagues going global, Peaches' contempt for soccer flops, and Viktor comparing the NBA to soccer with sneakers.Then:Peaches breaks the news about Idaho Falls’ new downtown parking rates, including a $10/hour cap by hour fourViktor reads the pricing breakdown like it’s a hostage letter, and Peaches explains why you should never tell people about the free lot behind the libraryThey both spiral into an anti-winter rant… and then start Zillow-shopping vacation homes in Oregon and ArizonaThen it gets worse: Peaches reveals Denmark’s Copenhagen Zoo is asking the public to donate their unwanted pets to feed predators. Yes. Really.The duo passionately debate whether that's worse than people abandoning pets in the wild, and Viktor suggests donating terrible humans insteadAnd then comes the cultural bombshell:Stephen King's wife almost divorced him for looping “Mambo No. 5” while writingPeaches sings it. Viktor dies inside.They talk about annoying bar jukebox behavior, meme terrorism, and the legend of “The Boys Are Back in Town” ruining a bar nightPeaches confesses to antagonizing patrons with Chumbawamba, while Viktor re-lives the Pink Floyd jukebox hostage crisisThe show ends with a firm takeaway: Respect mascots, protect your pets, and stop looping Lou Bega unless you're ready for real consequences.
Ep 70Ep. 70 - This Is My Tinder—There’s a French Horn in It - 08/04/2025
Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick off the week with a chaotic blend of giant men, AI slurs, and dating advice, only for Maddie Kidd (aka Maddawg) to join late in the hour and add the emotional instability we all needed. The show opens with a bizarre but hilarious deep dive into the lives (and deaths) of Robert Wadlow and Andre the Giant, covering 20-second farts, custom Boy Scout uniforms, and the logistics of building a 10-foot-long bed. The verdict: being tall sounds miserable, but maybe worth it for the statue at Ripley’s.From there, it only gets weirder:Peaches introduces “clanker,” the new alleged slur for people who date robots, and Viktor tries to figure out whether the term refers to the person or the machineThe team gets existential about ChatGPT taking over their data and whether yelling at AI is gonna come back to haunt themViktor reminds the youth to live with someone before marrying them and to maybe skip the wedding if you're just doing it to make your mom happyPeaches shouts out every guy from the “hate your wife” joke era and advises them all to just get divorced already.Then Maddie joins for:A full roast of her Tinder strategy, including a potential Subaru-themed thirst trap and a deeply aesthetic photo of her crying in the Snake RiverA debate about whether or not she could pull off a shaved head (and whether Maddie's flat baby head would ever let her try)Talk of wig redistribution, aesthetic breakdowns, grandma-core, and digital camerasAnd the invention of the next great KBEAR campaign: Maddie Needs a PalIt’s everything you love about Madness & Mayhem—giant dead guys, terrible dating apps, AI slander, and way too much personal oversharing.
Ep 69Ep. 69 (Nice) - I Am the King of Root Canals - 07/31/2025
Peaches and Viktor Wilt go full throttle on this Thursday edition of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, jumping from new metal releases to comment section chaos, with a healthy dose of mouth pain and meme warfare in between.They kick things off talking about “Blasphemy Made Fresh,” the new collab between Cryptopsy and Billy Strings (yes, really), and break down the song’s incredibly violent but surprisingly poetic lyrics. Viktor shares he’s gearing up to see Billy live… if his teeth don’t kill him first. Turns out, he’s battling a mystery illness that’s actually another root canal, earning him the unofficial title “King of Terrible Teeth.”Then it’s off to the races:Viktor’s upcoming road trip to move his daughter, timed carefully to not miss Weird AlA debate on how much crap your adult daughter should be allowed to bring homeJack in the Box talk, accidental bonus tacos, and Peaches’ life philosophy: "Whatever’s on the app is what I’m eating."Justin from the KBEAR team yelling “You suck!” in the drive-thru (lovingly)Viktor's impromptu Paul Giamatti identity crisis, as listeners claim he looks like everyone from Chris Elliott to Anton LaVey to literally any bald guy with a goateeThe worst meme ever posted in the KBEAR group, involving Ozzy handing the crown to Sleep Token, which Peaches defends with his lifeAnd the now-legendary Reddit meme from r/metalforthemasses asking which band checks every box: “Obnoxious Frontman, Cheesy Lyrics, Boring Music, Lame Fanbase, Criminally Overrated” (spoiler: Five Finger Death Punch gets obliterated)
Ep 68Ep. 68 - Viktor's Army of Exactly 26 Goats - 07/28/2025
Join Peaches and Viktor Wilt on "The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem" for a hilariously unhinged Monday! In this episode, the dynamic duo tackles everything from the unfortunate technical glitches impacting their 311 ticket giveaway to the unexpected political leanings of beloved punk bands like Dropkick Murphys and Bad Religion. They also delve into the baffling decision of Astronomer to hire Gwyneth Paltrow as a spokesperson after their CEO's viral "kiss cam" scandal.Later, get ready for some serious goat talk as Viktor explores the idea of using 26 goats to mow his lawn, pondering the logistics, costs, and potential for a "neighborhood goat farm" in Idaho Falls. The conversation takes a wild turn as they speculate on how many goats could fit in a truck and the chaos a goat-induced highway pile-up might cause.Finally, prepare for a side-splitting exposé on Hulk Hogan's most outrageous lies, from claiming to have auditioned for Metallica to rejecting dinner invitations from Madonna and Cher. It's a no-holds-barred discussion that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the wrestling legend. Tune in for a dose of madness, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs!
Ep 67Ep. 67 - You Can’t Live Hardcore Unless You Sniff the Butt - 07/25/2025
Peaches and Viktor Wilt are back at it again with an end-of-week episode that combines pure Friday energy with unfiltered nonsense. They kick things off roasting old-school radio rules (like getting fired for saying the wrong day) before pivoting into real crime, including the mysterious Idaho serial butt slapper and the California serial butt sniffer caught red-nostriled at Barnes & Noble.From there, the chaos just builds:The pronunciation battle of “Boise” vs “Boy-zee” and “Idaho Falls” vs “Ida Falls”A quick tribute to Ozzy Osbourne leads to a mini-review of the brutally metal video game Brutal Legend, complete with Jack Black, Rob Halford, and opinions no one asked forThey question whether parents should charge their adult kids rent, and it ends with Viktor proposing a “fistfight your dad for rent” policyFilm review detours into Hot Rod, Mr. Woodcock, and the new Happy Gilmore sequel, which features Bad Bunny and Travis Kelce for some reasonViktor defends his right to hate real-time strategy game endings, Viktor admits he never beat Brutal Legend, and both hosts spiral trying to remember what shows Billy Bob Thornton was even in.Also:The Reddit comment that branded Peaches “a leftist for using Reddit”An uplifting reminder that Blue Öyster Cult deserves more respectAnd a PSA to all red-faced Idahoans: if you don’t wear sunscreen, you’ll either match your MAGA hat or turn blue and die. Your choice.
Ep 66Ep. 66 - He Banned My Mechanical Pencils and I Played ‘Bad Day’ on a CD Player - 07/24/2025
On today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Maddie Kidd (aka Maddawg) deliver pure comedy chaos with the energy of two sleep-deprived Zoomers trapped in a hot studio. The episode begins with a questionable freestyle rap from Maddawg and somehow spirals into a deep dive on CPAP machines in movie theaters, retired mechanical pencil trauma, and the heartbreaking betrayal of being unfollowed by a rockstar on Instagram.Peaches confesses to being relentlessly bullied in school for being tall, while Maddie admits she ran a black market Pokémon card empire in third grade that led to a full ban in her classroom. From there, it gets weirdly emotional as they discuss:Maddie’s legendary rise and fall on Cullen from Sleep Theory’s InstagramHer plans for a cowboy-themed Subaru photo shoot captioned “Subaru Wrangler”Peaches' mom’s unhinged behavior in Animal Crossing, where she forced out villagers she didn’t like using a bug netA new adult Chuck E. Cheese spinoff called Chuck’s Arcade, which lets grownups drink while reliving their childhood pizza-sweat memoriesThe subreddit r/BuyItForLife, and Peaches' love for everyday items you commit to for eternity (like a pencil box from kindergarten)An unhinged middle school meltdown involving Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day”, a tiny CD player, and a map of the U.S. used to exile a teacher named Mister NguyenAll of this, plus:Soundboard chaos featuring Jade’s Car, Taco Tuesday, and You Get Nothing!A funeral for Maddie’s follower countDebate over whether Chuck E. Cheese is better with beerAnd, of course, bug cages, Subarus, and bad sleep apnea takes
Ep 65Ep. 65 - Rest in Peace Ozzy—Now Please Unlock the Bathroom - 07/23/2025
Peaches and Viktor Wilt dedicate the entire Noon Hour to the bat-biting prince of darkness himself: Ozzy Osbourne. From deep Sabbath cuts to wild Osbourne family moments, the episode is packed with tributes, rare tracks, unfiltered stories, and the chaotic legacy of the Godfather of Metal. The guys play covers like Lamb of God's “Children of the Grave”, talk about Ozzy’s weirdest duets (yes, there’s an Ozzy & Jessica Simpson Winter Wonderland collab), and quote some of the funniest Osbournes clips of all time—including the now-iconic “someone took my beers” freakout.They also veer into absurd Reddit territory, reading a story about a guy who locks his bathroom after 10PM, prompting a full breakdown of what makes someone seem like a serial killer (legally speaking). Viktor and Peaches rattle off an entire list: carpeting your bathroom, refrigerated basements, digging in the backyard at night, and carrying pizza boxes vertically.Also in this episode:Peaches confesses to uploading rare Ozzy tracks into the system himselfThe guys argue about whether it’s better to lock the bathroom or go rogue in the backyardA shoutout to Josh Tielor (who’s referenced but doesn’t appear this time)Ideas for Ozzy-inspired KBEAR sweepers, giveaways, and imaging clipsThoughts on Ozzy’s best Howard Stern and Conan appearancesAnd Viktor pitches a contest: "Win Dropkick Murphys Tickets by Doing Your Best Ozzy Grunt"They end the hour with “Planet Caravan,” but not before shouting out Osbourne’s role as one of the most legendary frontmen in rock—a madman, a sweetheart, and someone who could command a crowd like no one else.
Ep 64Ep. 64 - You Little Ketchup Guy - 07/21/2025
On today's episode of the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor try Grandpa Joe's Ketchup Soda, which they describe as tasting like "tomatoes and sugar and carbonation". They also discuss other weird soda flavors such as celery, turkey and gravy, pumpkin pie, tree bark, pepper jack cheese, berry bleach, bacon, mustard, buffalo wing, curry, white fungus bird's nest, milk, grass, dirt, and ranch dressing. The hosts consider trying the tree bark flavored soda in the future, as it's said to have a laxative effect. Later in the show, Josh Tielor joins them, and the conversation shifts to disgusting things like maggots falling from ceilings , and Peaches' experience with a maggot-infested trash can. They also talk about automatic trash can lids , and Josh's new hat , leading to a discussion about being an "inside cat" versus an "outside cat". The episode concludes with more banter about Viktor's nudism , Peaches' large head , and a historical radio bit involving a mic'd bathroom.
Ep 63Ep. 63 - Is There a Kitten in My German Chocolate? - 07/17/2025
Get ready for an episode of "Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem" that's as wild as a cotton candy pickle and as unpredictable as a mayor wielding a gun! Join Viktor Wilt and Peaches as they dive headfirst into a bizarre world of mystery store finds, including foreign Red Bulls and German chocolates that Viktor thought might contain kittens. Listen in as they bravely sample Japanese mystery potato chips that taste like ramen and steak, much to their listeners' "enticement." The duo also unpacks the bizarre story of a mayor in tiny Butte City, Idaho, who decided to use a gun as a gavel during a city council meeting, sparking a lively debate about gun safety and small-town politics. If you've ever wondered about the dating scene in a town of 80 people or the true meaning of "useful chatter," this is the episode for you! Tune in for candid conversations, unexpected flavors, and all the "gum jibber jabber" you can handle!
Ep 62Ep. 62 - Your Mom Doesn’t Need to Know About Your Vaccine or Your Band T-Shirt - 07/16/2025
Peaches and Viktor return to full chaotic form in this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, bouncing from punk-rock politics to international concert crises with nothing but sarcasm, sizzling hot takes, and a craving for hot chicken sandwiches.In today’s madness:Speed Dating with the Beatles: Viktor chooses John, Peaches defends Ringo like a bullied kid in a garage bandShould You Listen to Your Parents? (Answer: Not after 18, and definitely not if you're Peaches)A conversation on tattoos, vaccination drama, and rebelling without getting groundedViktor’s unexpected wisdom: “Don’t tell your mom, just do it. It’s not like a tattoo—she won’t know.”The duo roasts “Ozempic warriors” and breaks down Peaches’ seasonal shift from one meal a day to a full-on snack renaissanceThen things spiral beautifully:An 11-year-old girl uses her dad’s credit card and Apple Pay to buy two floor tickets to The Weeknd—in TorontoHer older brother panics, tries to sell the tickets, and turns to Reddit for advicePeaches and Viktor offer their professional wisdom: “Talk to your parents. And maybe explain who The Weeknd is.”Peaches nearly gets canceled again over Frosty slanderAnd Arsenic Kitchen (a band, not a crime scene) gets a surprise feature when Peaches realizes they’re actually pretty goodAlso featured:My Chemical Romance vs political snowflakesPeople collapsing at Doja Cat shows (no, it wasn’t demon lasers)Viktor tries to give Peaches omeprazole before their meal kicks backAnd why you should never underestimate the power of resale tickets and awkward family conversations
Ep 61Ep. 61 - We’re Not Speed Dating—We’re Just Better at Radio - 07/15/2025
Peaches and Viktor are back together and unhinged as ever, diving into the deep end of absurdity with a show that features viral TikTokers quitting their jobs, questionable age-gap dating drama, and a literal Excel spreadsheet being used to bill a girlfriend for their entire relationship.You’ll also hear:Viktor and Peaches mocking a local morning show’s “Speed Dating” bit with the intensity of two jaded veterans who earned their radio stripesWhy “radio voice” is a scam, and why yelling “Hey Pickheads!” in public should be a crimeThe duo’s version of Trash Talk Tuesday, where they roast local stations (lovingly… mostly)A heated breakdown of nude bowling protocols, the ethics of towel placement, and who’s responsible for plastic-wrapped chairsWeird state laws including “no swearing near corpses” and “don’t throw missiles at cars”A spontaneous tangent on middle school book covers, crusty textbooks, and whether fake mustaches should be illegal in CaliforniaAlso:Pepe’s OnlyFans origin story predictionThe haunting possibility of “Pepe’s Pit Party” becoming a rival podcastPeaches’ feud with the Shot Clock Sports Update (again)And a wild viral video of an Idaho cop destroying a basketball hoop during a layupIt’s petty. It’s personal. It’s possibly illegal in at least three states. It’s The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem at its most deliciously chaotic.
Ep 60Ep. 60 - This CPAP is Full of Snot - 07/14/2025
With Viktor out and both hosts barely holding it together physically, Peaches and Maddie Kidd (Maddawg) team up for a very low-sodium, high-chaos episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem. Sick, sniffly, and surviving on caffeine and trauma, the duo dive into a mix of listener confessions, horrifying pranks, and the shocking revelation that Las Vegas is opening an Uno-themed casino experience (because the world is ending, clearly).In this one, you’ll get:CPAP horror stories and the logistics of sneezing into sleep apnea gearA full roast of everyone who tapes their mouths shut while sleepingMaddie’s rundown of the many movies she’s never seen (ET, John Wick, Titanic… even Lord of the Rings is too long, bro)A deep dive into a disturbing “human skin teddy bear prank” and the TMZ slideshow titled “Babes and Bears” that followedFlashbacks to the terrifying elf doll “Roland” from Classy 97's Christmas tradition (with a surprise costume idea for Russell Storms)Maddie’s one-year workaversary reflection (and Peaches reminding her she’s still basically an infant)Why middle schoolers are chaos goblins and why no one retires from radio unless they die mid-showAlso discussed:The ethics of gambling with UnoWhether Peaches would accept a birthday sash delivered by droneUnwashed rice confessionsWhich board games could destroy your soul and savings in a Vegas setting (Monopoly, we’re looking at you)The legend of “The S***ty Flute” Titanic memeIt’s a fever-dream of germs, jokes, and generational whiplash—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
Ep 59Ep. 59 - Mahomes is Fat, But Radio DJs Are Fatter - 07/11/2025
It’s a full-on three-way Idaho radio mash-up! Viktor Wilt and Peaches welcome the one and only Josh Tielor from Classy 97 into the madness for a deeply unserious but disturbingly informative hour covering everything from shirtless Mahomes discourse to the haunted house BBQ scent of your nightmares.This episode features:Peaches and Viktor go viral (hopefully) by insulting LeBron and backing Mahomes' post-Fourth-of-July dad bodA radio host in Kansas City calls Mahomes fat, which somehow becomes a discussion on Nikola Jokić’s squabble-run and Al from Toy Story’s physiquePeaches accuses every Gen Xer of being overwhelmed by iPads, retirement, and the existence of purple hairJosh explains why everyone is obsessed with Buc-ee’s, the Texas-based beaver-themed gas station empire—and whether it lives up to the hypeA wild dive into distribution center logistics, Idaho’s growth, and Josh’s secret Target backstoryThe trio debate the ethics of Terrifier Halloween costumes for seven-year-olds, explore Josh’s horror aversion, and try to peer-pressure him into Universal Studios Halloween Horror NightsAnd yes, Viktor spilled an aging can of Celsius and lost his will to live for a moment (briefly)Also:Trader Joe’s parking lot traumaWhy Peaches will not be doing “OnlyFarms” to fund his retirementLou Brutus supremacyHaunted houses with real barbecue smells“Buttons,” the haunted house slider, and the terrifying future of GoPro POV contentIt’s spooky, it’s stupid, it’s full of beaver-based branding—and it’s absolutely worth the full hour.
Ep 58Ep. 58 - Walmart is Maddie’s Disneyland - 07/09/2025
Peaches is sick. Viktor is gone. Maddie Kidd is in. Welcome to The Noon Hour of Mildness & Mediocrity—also known as today’s Madness & Mayhem. While Peaches coughs through his sickness like a man recovering from a three-day kayak bender, Maddie carries the show like an audio EMT, serving commentary, chaos, and cat facts in equal measure.Topics you'll laugh/cry/sneeze through include:Peaches missing his Parkway Drive interview to protect Winston from whatever biohazard lives in his lungsA pitch for Peaches Pal T-Shirts featuring death metal font and a lonely fruitDebate over whether it’s more fun to go inside Walmart or use pickup, and why Maddie calls it “her enrichment time”Cinderblock the Cat’s mysterious Instagram disappearance, and the chonk-sized grief it triggeredRemembering Tommy, Tabitha, and Sheldon—Peaches’ tortoises with soap opera-level dramaMaddie’s traumatic axolotl parenting phase, shrimp hatchery horror, and why she’s not fit to be a mother (to amphibians)A Walmart-parking-lot manifesto on people who block the crosswalk for no reason at allAlso: hot spring storm chaos, poolside video blurring strategies, small-town dive bars, back-to-school PTSD, and Maddie’s upcoming one-year workaversary (complete with impending nursing home jokes).If you're into chill July vibes, rogue cats, or two people trying their best while both a little broken—this one’s for you.
Ep 57Ep. 57 - Don’t Trust Frontier or Jose from California - 07/03/2025
It’s a holiday-week takeover! With Viktor out resting for the Fourth, Peaches opens the studio doors to longtime friends Christian Virga and Matt Tucker, who just arrived in Idaho Falls after a chaotic travel gauntlet that included Frontier flight drama, mysterious Denver airport conspiracies, and Salt Lake layovers that went sideways.The guys recap:A $1,500 flight buyout offer that Matt maybe should’ve takenTheir first impressions of Idaho, Pocatello, and the underrated food scenePeaches' glowing review of Culver’s vs California avocado toastThe truth behind snipe hunting and why Peaches refuses to fall for itGetting lost in the 17 Mile Cave, raiding army surplus stores, and fully embracing the Idaho lifestyleThey also dive into:The final Ozzy Osbourne show and whether Ozzy might literally die on stageDrone shows vs real fireworks and why Californians better keep their techy hands off Idaho’s explosivesT-Pain covering “War Pigs” (yes, it slaps)DJ Mustard, Lil Jon, and surprise Vegas concert storiesPeaches and Matt’s shared past at TMZ, where they learned two things: never trust Bubba the Love Sponge, and always keep your résumé In-N-Out Burger readyViktor’s abandoned glasses, now touched by multiple people (he will not survive this mentally)Also: random newscast cameos, getting recognized in Pocatello bars, prepping for the Snake River Landing Riverfest, and teasing the Pantera & Amon Amarth ticket giveaway.
Ep 56Ep. 56 - We Googled the Best Burrito So You Don’t Have To - 07/02/2025
This might be the most chaotic pre-Fourth of July episode ever. Peaches and Viktor go off the rails early—imagining a full-staff Squid Game-style showdown in the station, complete with Peaches towering over the sleeping bodies of co-workers and Viktor doing arts and crafts with marbles like it’s his last day on Earth.From there, it only gets messier:A deep roast of the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group, where “just Google it” becomes the official mottoA passionate debate about burrito recommendations, ID photos with unblurred addresses, and whether Peaches is a known local fugitiveThe untimely resurrection of Bubba the Love Sponge, who is (allegedly) still doing “radio”Peaches' past life as “Mister In-N-Out”And one very confused listener who may or may not have signed Peaches up for 7-Eleven rewards in revengeAlso featured:PSA: Don’t hold fireworksA California fireworks warehouse explosion caught on videoRoman candles + eyeballs = permanent regretWhy Peaches should never play tug-of-war in Squid Game (unless you're on his team)In short, this is what happens when a long weekend is approaching and nobody’s slept, everyone’s overworked, and the internet won’t stop making dumb people famous.
Ep 55Ep. 55 - Jade Davis Looks Like Rip Van Winkle (Unrelated, But Important) - 07/01/2025
Peaches and Viktor dive headfirst into the uncanny valley in this Tuesday edition of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, where they explore the rise—and possibly world takeover—of AI-generated music, featuring the suspiciously popular Spotify band Velvet Sundown.Peaches and Viktor react in real time to the band’s oddly viral hit Dust on the Wind, share stats that should make real musicians weep, and rant about the shocking speed at which AI artists are outperforming legendary human ones—even Bill Murray (the musician, not the ghostbuster).This episode also features:Viktor’s full breakdown of how real music is made in his band The ReptiliansPeaches nearly defecting to the AI side for streaming royaltiesA dramatic spike in Velvet Sundown's monthly listeners—while they’re live on-airPredictions on when AI will crack into Top 40, country, and even your local station's playlistA comparison of Palaye Royale, Sleep Theory, and Scott Stapp with these mysterious robo-rockersAnd yes—someone did sign Viktor up for 7-Eleven rewards mid-show.By the end, the guys are torn between mocking and admitting that yeah… Velvet Sundown kinda slaps.
Ep 54Ep. 54 - Nude Resorts, DIY Weight Loss Injections, and Rat Tours of NYC - 06/30/2025
The weird is alive and well, and Peaches and Viktor are back to document its descent in The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem. In this episode, the duo unpacks everything from New York’s brand-new rat tourism industry to the rising trend of people injecting themselves with homemade Ozempic cocktails—because, apparently, we’ve learned nothing.Topics you'll either laugh at or cry over include:A $40 “Garbage & Rats” tour led by a self-proclaimed rat whispererNude resorts, and why Viktor insists they’re “freeing,” while Peaches threatens to never speak againCultures that openly accept barefoot streets, communal saunas, and pillow bags of milkViktor’s childhood milk pillow trauma in Southern California elementary schoolAmerica’s personal hygiene crisis, featuring full-body deodorant, Axe spray trauma, and etiquette coaches teaching Gen Z to make eye contactPlus: Helicopter rides, air mattress prep, Pocatello friend arrivals, and trying to not have a heart attack during Riverfest weekendAlso covered: Bagged milk, sore-covered nudists, axe body spray, poop snacks (for rats), and how to appropriately respond when your friend spends $80 on a 3-minute chopper flight while claiming to be broke.
Ep 53Ep. 53 - One Meal, One Fight, and One Very Confused Liver King - 06/25/2025
Peaches and Viktor are back to wreak havoc on your eardrums with another deliciously derailed hour of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem! This time, they unpack the increasingly unhinged saga of Liver King challenging Joe Rogan to a shirtless, wet brawl, live from a steel colander shower. Seriously. You can't make this up.From there, it’s a full-on mental slip-and-slide through topics like:Why skipping meals doesn’t make you deep—it makes you sadViktor’s “one sad SpaghettiO per day” dietUnsolicited opinions about Poppy fans who are maybe too into PoppyHilariously awkward Reddit relationship disastersHow to tell if your wife is becoming a Karen (and what to do when she tries to report the neighbors for using water)…and what happens when you show up to a punk show in Nazi gear (spoiler: don’t)Also: Viktor calls out his depression by name, Peaches fantasizes about feeding him a Taco Bell cheesy roll-up like a bird, and someone on the internet falls in love with a faceless man.If you’re craving an hour of hot takes, cold SpaghettiOs, and mildly dangerous health advice from two guys who definitely aren't qualified, this one’s for you.
Ep 52Ep. 52 - Bigfoot’s Blurry, Peaches is Blurry, and O’Reilly’s is Taking Over - 06/23/2025
The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem is officially BACK on demand... we hope! This time, Peaches and Viktor Wilt spiral into the Monday-est Monday of all time by dismantling America’s favorite cryptids, questioning whether Bigfoot is just Peaches on a hike, and considering if the Loch Ness Monster is really just an upside-down fish with an unfortunate silhouette.They also ponder life’s deepest mysteries:Why did we stop making crop circles?Is it illegal to go to Walmart in just your undies?Can a fast food milkshake undo a 12-hour hike from heck?And is Idaho Falls being slowly conquered... by O'Reilly Auto Parts?Peaches nearly commits a fashion crime during curbside pickup, Viktor volunteers to ghost hunt (again), and they both spiral into nostalgia over McDonald’s PlayPlaces and Wendy’s yellow packaging like two men staring into a greasy time machine.Plus: the mystery of the giant flying radar orb in Indiana, square-shaped ice cream, and the Twin Falls Super Target that haunts Peaches' dreams.If you’ve ever wanted to hear two grown men spiral from cryptozoology into tank tops and tighty whities in less than 60 minutes, this is the episode for you.
Ep 51Ep. 51 - We’re Back On Demand (We Think?)—This Episode with East Idaho News & Tyson Chavis - 06/19/2025
Peaches and Viktor return from podcast purgatory with a vengeance—and a studio full of chaos. In this long-awaited comeback episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem on KBEAR 101, the guys are joined by Kaitlyn Hart and Jordan from East Idaho News, who popped over (literally across the hall) to document what madness looks like in real-time. What starts as a media collab quickly devolves into a fever dream of shrimp cookies, kelp candy, and MrBeast chocolate hate crimes.Then enters Tyson Chavis, the new ops assistant and emo archaeologist, who gets interrogated under studio spotlights about his roots in the local metal scene, his band Graveway, and why slicing your finger off with a mandolin is bad for guitarists. The conversation snowballs into hot dog eating challenges, haunted Idaho towns, and the traumatic glory of Pocatello high school reunions.Also discussed:Who's the worst driver at East Idaho News?Did Jade Davis ever text people back in his Death in December days?Can Joey Chestnut be stopped? (Spoiler: No.)Why Twin Falls is Idaho's red flag.And why Viktor may or may not have thrown up in a hamster ball.All this and so much more in the loudest, weirdest, and most kelp-flavored hour of radio you’ve heard all year.
Ep 50Ep. 50 - The Best & Worst Movies Ever (Allegedly) + Dingy White Cats - 02/11/2025
Another wild ride on The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem as Peaches and Victor break down a list of the best and worst movies of all time—at least according to a podcast they’ve never actually listened to.Top 10 Movies That Actually Hold Up – Dazed and Confused, Pulp Fiction, and Back to the Future make the cut, but Peaches still hasn’t seen most of them.The Worst 10 Movies Ever? – Super Mario Bros (1993), Blank Check, and Surf Ninjas land at the bottom. But does GoldenEye really deserve to be on this list?Pet Peeves & Tiny Annoyances – Peaches is in a never-ending battle with his shower mat, while Victor just wants people to stop calling him from fake numbers.How Do You Clean a White Cat? – Someone online is determined to make their cat whiter, and Peaches and Victor have some helpful (terrible) advice.Tune in for sarcastic movie takes, pop culture debates, and questionable pet care strategies!
Ep 49Ep. 49 - The Swiftie Revenge Saga & The Mystery of the Smearing Bandit - 02/11/2025
Welcome to another chaotic edition of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, where Peaches and Victor break down the latest bizarre happenings in pop culture, music, and beyond.Swifties Take No Prisoners – NFL player CJ Gardner-Johnson made the mistake of calling Taylor Swift "not thick enough," and her fans retaliated in the most internet way possible—by review-bombing his mom’s restaurant.A Country Song About a T-Shirt – We analyze "GNR-T" by the Chris Godwin Band (not the football player), a song that takes the country music formula to new heights of predictability.Radio Nostalgia Gone Wrong – A viral Facebook post about bringing back Casey Kasem-style countdowns sparks a debate on why radio doesn’t sound like that anymore.The Jeep Factory Smearing Bandit – Someone in an Indiana engine plant is painting with questionable materials, and management is desperately trying to find them.Plus, the usual sarcasm, tangents, and Victor plotting to delete Idaho from the U.S. map. Tune in for the madness!
Ep 48Ep. 48 - Mono, Mug Wars, and Forehead Ink – The Madness Continues! - 02/10/2025
In this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches, Viktor Wilt, and Josh Tyler dive into some of the most ridiculous conversations yet. Would you get a radio station’s call letters tattooed on your forehead for $250,000? Peaches says yes—but how low is he really willing to go? Meanwhile, a scandal unfolds as Josh calls out Peaches for his questionable dishwashing skills. Is the office communal mug now a biohazard? Plus, we break down the internet’s latest absurdity: crash videos remixed with EDM drops, and the disturbing trend of people dunking their cat’s paws into drinking water. Chaos, comedy, and questionable choices await—tune in now!Episode Highlights:The $250K forehead tattoo challenge – would you do it?Peaches’ dishwashing scandal: Did he just rinse and call it clean?The horrifying “cat foot wring-out” trend—why is this a thing?Viral car crash videos with EDM soundtracks: hilarious or horrifying?Is Peaches secretly spreading mono through the office?
Ep 47Ep. 47 - Why Are People Calling the Front Desk About KBEAR’s Playlist? - 02/07/2025
In today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor tackle life’s most ridiculous debates, including:Whether Peaches should send his mom flowers for Valentine’s Day or just Photoshop a face tattoo on himself as a gift.Why people are calling the front desk to complain about KBEAR’s playlist instead of just calling Peaches and Viktor directly.The dumbest, most overpriced celebrity homes and why rich people make terrible design choices.INL workers are being forced back to the office, and now Facebook thinks they’re buying up all the houses.The great “how many bathrooms does Bill Gates need?” discussion.Victor’s home is now a full-fledged rave, and his cats may never recover.The inevitable debate about whether old people need to retake their driver’s test (and why teenagers might actually be worse).If Peaches wins the lottery, what’s his first purchase? (Hint: Not Idaho real estate.)If you like chaotic rants, dumb debates, and Peaches slowly losing his patience with people’s stupidity, this episode is for you.
Ep 46Ep. 46 - How Fast Can a News Article Turn Negative? (Spoiler: Instantly) - 02/06/2025
In today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor tackle the important issues in life, such as:📉 How fast can a seemingly normal news article turn negative? (Spoiler: One comment.)👴 Should old people retake their driver’s test? (And why teenagers might actually be worse.)🌊 Polar plunges, dunk tanks, and why Peaches refuses to freeze his peaches off again.🎇 Fourth of July plans, ruined by overly ambitious friends who don’t understand maps.📢 Why Facebook comments are a cesspool of ignorance and whiny dudes.🧔 Viktor thinks Peaches should ZZ Top his beard—Peaches strongly disagrees.👀 Is Peaches’ mom ready for him to get a face tattoo? (Absolutely not.)If you like chaotic rants, dumb debates, and Peaches slowly losing his patience with people’s stupidity, this is your episode.
Ep 45Ep. 45 - Babies Are Dumb and So Are Bad Dates - 02/05/2025
In today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor dive headfirst into the internet’s dumbest rabbit holes, including:🚩 The biggest "nah, I’m out" dating moments, featuring one guy who got ranked against his date’s exes and another whose relationship literally crashed and burned to Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.🚴 Why bicycles are mysteriously missing from post-apocalyptic fiction (Mad Max on a penny-farthing needs to happen).🐍 A scientific discovery that proves babies are fearless idiots with zero natural fear of snakes.🐈 Why kicking your boyfriend’s cat is a guaranteed ticket to being single.💨 Celebrating National Fart Day the only way we know how—by slapping the fart button like it owes us money.👨🦲 The Blue Man Group are fake baldies, and we feel deeply betrayed.If you like absurd debates, chaotic nonsense, and way too much thought put into dumb internet questions, this episode is for you.
Ep 44Ep. 44 - Spicy Cowboys and Sleep Streams: What Could Go Wrong? - 02/04/2025
Hold onto your cowboy hats and strap in for the most chaotic noon hour yet! Peaches and Viktor dive headfirst into:Christian Rock Battles: Is Skillet still rocking the faith?Fake Cowboys in Country Music: Morgan Wallen’s got some explaining to do.Sleep Streams Explained: Would you pay to watch Viktor snore in peace (with a CPAP machine, of course)?Peaches’ Horseback Dreams: Ever wonder what happens when a 6’9” California cowboy tries to ride a Clydesdale?Trolling LA Radio Hosts: Tips on how NOT to sound like a tourist when you’re live in LA.And that’s just the start! You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even consider starting your own “sleep stream” after this one. Don’t miss it.
Ep 43Ep. 43 - Luka’s Waistline & Grammy Outrage: Welcome to Chaos - 02/03/2025
In this wild episode of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor dive into everything from NBA trade chaos to wardrobe fails at the Grammys. They have opinions on Luka Doncic’s ballooning weight, Devin Booker’s dating potential, and why TikTok livestreams are Peaches' next big move. Plus, hear about Peaches’ latest rage-filled Mario Party session and his Jackbox victories as a secret alien. It’s unfiltered, chaotic, and packed with laughs.Key Highlights:NBA Trade Drama: The Lakers-Mavericks trade, Luka Doncic’s tax nightmare, and how losing millions is “just another day” for the NBA elite.Boosting NBA Ratings: Why the NBA should steal the NFL’s playbook and hook their stars up with pop icons like Sabrina Carpenter.Grammys Gone Wild: Bianca Senzori’s see-through dress causes chaos, Kanye gets weird, and Knocked Loose’s “interesting” red carpet shoes.Peaches’ Mario Party Meltdown: Bad dice rolls, Bowser spaces, and Peaches losing stars—classic Mario Party rage ensues.Jackbox Party Pack Madness: Peaches flexes his strategy as a quiet, undercover alien in press-the-button chaos.TikTok Livestream Dreams: After months of delay, Viktor is ready to take TikTok by storm—stay tuned.East Idaho’s Usual Shenanigans: Cop car sightings, Life in Idaho Falls gossip, and why KBear should get more mentions.It’s chaos, comedy, and commentary all in one.
Ep 42Ep. 42 - Nutty Buddy Cravings, Mud Ketchup, and Fire Aid Fails - 01/31/2025
In this Friday edition of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem powered by Jalisco’s, Peaches and Viktor Wilt bring you the ultimate chaos of Fat Boy Nation updates and AI music rants. From Little Debbie’s latest snack concoction (Nutty Buddy cream pies, anyone?) to nostalgia-inducing cosmic brownies, they explore the delicious and bizarre corners of the snack world.The crew dives into fast-food novelty items, with Viktor reminiscing about the purple Whopper and Peaches questioning LA’s obsession with beet ketchup (we’re just as horrified as you). Things heat up when they discuss the disastrous Nirvana reunion performance at the Fire Aid concert and why bad audio engineers deserve some thrash-metal punishment. They also review the importance of gym pump-up songs, from Slayer’s Reign in Blood to Peaches' hilarious Pokémon-theme intro.With unexpected AI-generated moments, snack debates, and live concert rants, this episode is a whirlwind of metal, munchies, and madness.