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Ep. 206 - Wrap Your Arms Around Me, Vessel... The Cops Are On Their Way - 06/15/2026

Jun 18, 202624 min

Ep. 205 - The $8,000 Diarrhea Tank - 06/12/2026

Jun 12, 202616 min

Ep. 204 - My Mouth Is Booger Free - 06/11/2026

Jun 11, 202616 min

Ep. 203 - Peaches' Sardine Cult & The Gathering of the Fatties - 06/10/2026

Jun 10, 202618 min

Ep. 202 - Peaches Lost 32 Pounds and Immediately Became a Fitness Cult Leader - 06/09/2026

Jun 9, 202620 min

Ep. 201 - If GTA VI Flops, Our Grandkids Will Still Hear About It - 06/08/2026

Jun 8, 202614 min

Ep. 200 - Everybody Kept Pointing at My Giant Baby - 06/05/2026

Jun 5, 202626 min

Ep. 199 - Morgan Freeman Has Never Played an Idiot - 06/04/2026

Jun 4, 202624 min

Ep. 198 - Come Peep Peaches’ Pits - 05/29/2026

Jun 1, 202621 min

Ep. 197 - 43 Years Old and Still Owes the School Money! - 05/28/2026

May 28, 202621 min

Ep. 196 - The Radio Van Contains 19 Years of DJ Farts - 05/27/2026

May 27, 202616 min

Ep. 195 - Swallowgate: Did Guy Fieri Ever Actually Eat the Food? - 05/26/2026

May 26, 202621 min

Ep. 194 - The Seafoam Green Mustache Incident - 05/21/2026

May 21, 202619 min

Ep. 193 - Rolling Stone Just Started a Civil War With Guitar Fans - 05/20/2026

May 20, 202617 min

Ep. 192 - Peaches Almost Held A Funeral For A Fake Fox Planter - 05/19/2026

May 19, 202618 min

Ep. 191 - Viktor Wilt’s Secret Toenail Collection Exposed Live On-Air - 05/18/2026

May 18, 202611 min

Ep. 190 - Playing Yoko Ono in a Bar Should Count as Domestic Terrorism - 05/14/2026

May 14, 202610 min

Ep. 189 - I Like You A Lot — From Clint - 05/13/2026

May 13, 202615 min

Ep. 188 - Pandora Is Old People Spotify - 05/11/2026

May 11, 202618 min

Ep. 187 - Somebody In This Office Keeps Cutting Donuts (Maybe They Have A Brain-Eating Amoeba) - 05/07/2026

May 7, 202615 min

Ep. 186 - That’s The Spud, Brother - 05/06/2026

May 6, 202619 min

Ep. 185 - Why Does This Card Shop Smell Like Ham? - 05/05/2026

May 6, 202616 min

Ep. 184 - The Great Idaho Fart Retaliation & The War on Tall Concert Dudes - 05/04/2026

May 4, 202618 min

Ep. 183 - Viktor Wants To Fund Retirement With Stolen Pokémon Cards - 04/30/2026

May 1, 202618 min

Ep. 182 - Busta Rhymes Is Apparently a Better Singer Than Everyone Now - 04/29/2026

Apr 29, 202621 min

Ep. 181 - He Went to Vegas for a Festival and Slept Through It - 04/28/2026

Apr 28, 202614 min

Ep. 180 - Viktor Isn’t Even Here and He’s Still the Problem - 04/24/2026

Apr 24, 202622 min

Ep. 179 - Unknown Number? Yeah, That’s Viktor Ruining Your Day - 04/23/2026

Apr 24, 202616 min

Ep. 178 - The Serial Farter Survival Guide - 04/21/2026

Apr 21, 202618 min

Ep. 177 - Viktor Will Sit in Your Car for Warmth - 04/16/2026

Apr 16, 202620 min

Ep. 176 - Pukey the Dog Returns and Somehow It Gets Worse From There - 04/15/2026

Apr 15, 202616 min

Ep. 175 - This Started With Video Games and Ended With Adult Diapers - 04/14/2026

Apr 14, 202620 min

Ep. 174 - He Stenciled His Hands 30 Times and Still Cried - 04/13/2026

Apr 13, 202628 min

Ep. 173 - iHeartMedia Paying in Exposure Again - 04/10/2026

Apr 10, 202618 min

Ep. 172 - Sir… Why Are You Driving AND Doing That??? - 04/09/2026

Apr 9, 202614 min

Ep. 171 - I’m Not Ghosting You… I Just Refuse to Eat After 5PM - 04/08/2026

Apr 8, 202619 min

Ep. 170 - Sigma Unc Energy & The Four-Cat Crisis - 04/07/2026

Apr 7, 202620 min

Ep. 169 - Local Man Rejects Concert Before Knowing What It Is - 04/06/2026

Apr 6, 202622 min

Ep 168Ep. 168 - Are Ugly People Attracted to Ugly People… and Other Questions That Should’ve Stayed in Drafts - 04/03/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick things off by diving headfirst into the intellectual goldmine of Reddit—specifically the kind of questions that make you pause, blink twice, and reconsider humanity. The conversation spirals from whether “less attractive people” are attracted to each other into a full-blown debate about aging, attractiveness, and whether 85-year-old Ethel is still turning heads at bingo night. From there, things get aggressively judgmental—in the best way—as they roast questionable fashion choices spotted around Idaho Falls, including prairie dresses at hockey games and full-blown Mary Poppins cosplay in public. That somehow transitions into a deep philosophical breakdown of hat sizes, big heads, cowboy culture, and why watching Yellowstone suddenly makes people think they’re ranch hands.They also dismantle the illusion of Hollywood cowboys by exposing where actors are actually from (spoiler: not the Wild West), before taking a hard left into roasting California, questionable city decisions, and a man getting fined $50,000 for trimming a tree—because apparently logic took the day off.The back half of the episode brings it local, with the guys scrolling through Idaho Falls Facebook groups, highlighting everything from wholesome pride in the area to comments that make you physically recoil. They wrap things up with brutally honest takes on small-town living, terrible wind, awkward social experiments about asking strangers for hugs, and why showing up overdressed to a hockey game should be considered a minor offense.It’s part social commentary, part roast session, and part “how did we get here?”—and somehow it all works.

Apr 3, 202621 min

Ep 167Ep. 167 - Snoozefest 2026: The Greatest Fake Concert That Should Exist - 04/02/2026

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick things off by tackling the most pressing crisis facing America today: gas disappearing faster than dignity at a karaoke night. From there, they spiral into the reality that driving anywhere in East Idaho feels like planning a cross-country expedition, especially if chicken tenders are involved. Somehow this leads to a full breakdown of fast food strategy, including elite-level drive-thru hacking and a philosophical debate on whether a burger is ever worth a two-hour round trip. Then comes the accidental invention of the greatest fake concert of all time—“Snoozefest”—a lineup so aggressively sleep-themed it honestly deserves a promoter and a budget. That energy carries into a rant about April Fools pranks that should be real (airport dirty soda machines? yes please) versus ones that emotionally damage an entire region—looking directly at you, fake Trader Joe’s announcement. Peaches even escalates things to the point of calling corporate headquarters like a man personally betrayed. The guys also take a flamethrower to outdated radio personalities who sound like they’re narrating a documentary about drywall, while proudly doubling down on the fact that what you hear on-air is exactly how they talk in real life—no fake voices, no weird personas, just two dudes roasting everything in sight. Add in nostalgia for old-school radios, questionable late-night talk shows, and the ongoing war between streaming services and actual radio, and you’ve got an episode that feels like hanging out with your funniest friends… if those friends had microphones and zero patience.

Apr 2, 202618 min

Ep 166Ep. 166 - BREAKING: Idaho Falls Declares War on Trader Joe’s (Via Facebook Comments - 04/01/2026

This episode kicks off with Peaches and Viktor Wilt revisiting one of their all-time greatest hits: convincing half of East Idaho that Viktor was leaving radio forever—complete with emotional callers, dramatic music, and at least one guy ready to dedicate Tool songs in mourning. From there, things spiral into a full-on April Fools’ breakdown as they roast lazy prank attempts (looking at you, clearly-labeled jokes) while also admitting they barely had the energy to pull one off this year thanks to Peaches battling a stomach apocalypse. The guys then dive headfirst into the most Idaho Falls rumor imaginable—Trader Joe’s might be coming to town—and immediately treat it like a conspiracy documentary, complete with sketchy job listings, QR codes that lead nowhere useful, and Facebook detectives confidently being wrong. That leads into a brutally honest takedown of comment sections, where nobody reads articles, everything turns political in under two comments, and somehow a chicken restaurant becomes a cultural battleground. They wrap things up by brainstorming their own ridiculous prank ideas (including fake tattoos, fake firings, and pranks that might actually cause family panic), plus revisiting their ongoing “Viktor Wilt: Responsible for Every Disaster in History” bit—because nothing says comedy like inserting your coworker into major catastrophes with an “I Did That” sticker. It’s part nostalgia, part local chaos commentary, and part reminder that people will believe absolutely anything if it shows up on Facebook.

Apr 1, 202619 min

Ep 165Ep. 165 - The Hottest MILF in Bradford - 03/31/2026

Peaches, Viktor, Jade, FJ, and Josh Tielor kick things off by turning the studio into a terrible life decision arena with a Carolina Reaper popcorn challenge, where confidence disappears almost immediately and Viktor ends up fighting for his life over a single kernel. Josh barely makes it in before getting assigned one like it’s a punishment for being late, while everyone else deals with hiccups, burning ears, and instant regret. Once the group segment winds down, things shift into more of a Peaches and Viktor show, where they tear apart a painfully outdated “MILF Madness 2026” radio promo and question how that kind of idea still gets approved. That somehow leads into a deep dive on whether Peaches’ rodeo wallet is a bold move or something he now has to defend forever, before wrapping with a very real conversation about the Raising Cane’s opening in Chubbuck, the crowds, and whether chicken strips are worth planning your entire day around. It’s part group suffering, part industry roasting, and part everyday nonsense getting taken way too seriously—in the best way possible.

Mar 31, 202618 min

Ep 164Ep. 164 - MRGA: Make Radio Great Again (Before the Chair Collapses) - 03/27/2026

On this episode, Peaches and Viktor Wilt tackle an extremely important cultural question: when does a concert get so big that you may as well have stayed home and watched it on a parking lot Jumbotron? They get into the misery of stadium shows, bad seats, wrestling events where you can’t hear a thing, and why smaller venues still win unless you’re trapped in a pit with people built like refrigerators. Then the show takes a hard left into a story about contaminated ice cream, which starts off sounding like perfect Noon Hour material and then becomes so dark that even Peaches has to slam the brakes on the jokes. From there, the two debate what horrifying things they’d endure for money, including thumbtacks, collapsing office chairs, and whether getting suplexed by Brock Lesnar would be a medical emergency or a personal achievement. They also get into Stone Cold’s social media life with his cats, Peaches submitting himself for his high school’s alumni spotlight, Viktor’s ongoing diploma hostage situation, and the absolute dream of one day being honored on a school wall like a bald broadcasting war hero. It’s a very normal episode featuring concert snobbery, wrestling logic, broken furniture, high school resentment, and exactly the kind of detours that make you want to hear the whole thing.

Mar 27, 202613 min

Ep 163Ep. 163 - Greta Van Fleet Entered the Witness Protection Program - 03/25/2026

On this episode, Peaches and Viktor Wilt cover an absolutely elite mix of subjects that somehow begins with Peaches getting attacked by the microphone and telling Viktor about a dream where he started bleeding through his pants, which is not exactly how most podcasts ease into the day. From there, they get into local traffic drama, including people throwing tantrums over a “no right turn” sign like traffic laws are just fun little suggestions, plus the eternal small-town argument of whether anyone should still be leaving their doors unlocked in 2026. Then the conversation swerves straight into rock snob territory with B-side requests, a fresh round of Led Zeppelin slander, Ghost and Sleep Token defense, and a discussion about why modern rock sounds the way it does whether purists like it or not. They also go in on fans whining about production on the new Boundaries track, roast older recordings that sound rough by today’s standards, wonder where Greta Van Fleet disappeared to, celebrate bands crawling back from the dead, and wrap it all up with Viktor dreaming of Acid Bath and Peaches still trying to hunt down an interview with Johnny Frank. It’s basically two people taking a flamethrower to dumb opinions, weird music discourse, and the internet’s favorite pastime: complaining loudly about everything.

Mar 25, 202617 min

Ep 162Ep. 162 - Knock Off That Fake Accent! - 03/24/2026

Peaches and Viktor spent this episode doing what they do best: lovingly tearing into the dumbest corners of modern life. They kicked things off by putting Undercover Boss on trial for being about as believable as a gas-station wig and fake mustache somehow fooling an entire workplace. From there, they imagined what would happen if a local billionaire tried to sneak into the station pretending to be radio’s next big thing, which is already worth hearing for that mental image alone. Then they took a detour into terrible radio, including a morning-show break built around a fake tough-guy voice and an endless parade of Chuck Norris jokes dragged in from the dusty corners of the internet. It becomes a full-on autopsy of corny radio habits, fake accents, and the kind of delivery that sounds like a guy orders Taco Bell as if he’s narrating a cattle drive. The episode also swerves into people calling random businesses just to hear regional accents, which somehow turns into a discussion about how badly KBEAR needs more weird local voices for liners. That whole section feels like two people being one bad idea away from starting a completely unnecessary nationwide accent-hunting project. They also get into smart glasses and privacy paranoia, talking about a future where everybody might be filming everybody else, your house is blurred on Google Maps, and the most private person you know instantly becomes the most suspicious person you know. It’s the perfect mix of “this is ridiculous” and “this could absolutely happen.” And then it turns gloriously petty with rock opinions: social media hot takes, defending unpopular band slander, dragging Pearl Jam and Nirvana for being overplayed, and making the case that Alice in Chains wipes the floor with Nirvana. By the end, they’re wondering how much money Krist Novoselic still makes off teenagers wearing Nirvana shirts like it’s a fashion label, which is a sentence alone that deserves a five-star review.

Mar 24, 202615 min

Ep 161Ep. 161 - This Episode Offended at Least Three Fanbases Minimum - 03/23/2026

On this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick things off by talking concert giveaways, the updated concert calendar, and the kind of bands that can instantly start an argument in any comment section. Then the real fun starts: the guys run through that viral “band I hate / band I think is overrated / band I think is underappreciated” post and absolutely put some fanbases through it. Maroon 5, Sublime, Bad Omens, and Pink Floyd all catch heat, while bands like Siamese, Holding Absence, Idola, Poppy, and Bill Murray get some well-earned love. Along the way, they debate whether being massively popular automatically means a band is good, shout out great live acts like Sleep Token, Tool, Electric Callboy, and Nine Inch Nails, and talk about bands they still need to see before they die mad about it. Then the episode takes a sharp turn into old-school suffering: recording songs off the radio without the DJ stomping all over the intro, using dial-up internet, developing disposable camera photos, sharpening pencils in class like you were operating factory equipment, and trying to beat video games before the internet could answer every question in three seconds. It all ends with cheat codes, Red Dead nonsense, Sims mansion fantasies, and the kind of back-and-forth that makes you feel like you’re hanging out with two dudes who could turn a conversation about cassette tapes into a full-on event.

Mar 23, 202619 min

Ep 160Ep. 160 - I Checked Her Phone and Found a Whole Other Boyfriend - 03/20/2026

On this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick things off by celebrating a surprise Neurosis drop, immediately followed by Peaches describing it like a man waking up in pain over slow-motion sludge guitar, which honestly sets the tone perfectly. From there, the show takes a hard left into a brutally funny debate over the cringiest bands on earth, with shots fired at everybody from Sabaton and Five Finger Death Punch to Maroon 5, AJR, and the usual Sleep Token discourse that apparently no one over a certain age can resist. Then the mood shifts from music snobbery to relationship catastrophe when Peaches reads a story about a guy who checked his girlfriend’s phone and discovered he wasn’t the boyfriend, just the roommate with emotional benefits and a shared cat. March Madness wrecking brackets in real time, Maddie’s instantly doomed Ohio State pick, and the timeless corporate tradition of replacing actual rewards with a pizza party. It’s a spectacular mix of heavy music opinions, public slander, sports failure, relationship despair, and workplace nonsense that somehow keeps getting funnier the worse it gets.

Mar 20, 202616 min

Ep 159Ep. 159 - You Kiss Your Girlfriend With That Mouth? - 03/19/2026

This episode kicks off like all great broadcasts should—by aggressively making you hungry. Viktor Wilt is forced to watch another grown man eat a double smash burger stuffed with burnt ends brisket like it’s a five-star Michelin experience… except he refuses a bite because apparently germs are public enemy number one, including his own girlfriend’s. Romance is alive and well. From there, Peaches pivots into what might be the greatest accidental event discovery of all time: “Meowbeth”—a Shakespearean tragedy… but with cats. Yes, a power-hungry junkyard feline goes on a violent quest for the throne, and somehow it’s only ten bucks to attend. Gas to get there? Financial ruin. Worth it? Debatable. Then things take a sharp turn into “you can’t make this up” territory as the guys break down the Afroman situation, where a botched police raid turns into a music video, a lawsuit, and—somehow—a destroyed marriage. It’s part legal drama, part tabloid insanity, and 100% something you didn’t expect to hear dissected during your day. To wrap it all up, Peaches and Viktor go full scorched-earth on radio stations that promote bands they don’t even play, calling out the industry with the energy of two guys who absolutely have receipts and are not afraid to use them. It’s equal parts inside baseball and “finally, someone said it out loud.” If you enjoy food jealousy, theatrical cats plotting murder, bizarre celebrity lawsuits, and brutally honest radio talk—this one delivers.

Mar 19, 202611 min

Ep 158Ep. 158 - I Met Big Boy Over a Bathroom Stall - 03/18/2026

Peaches kicks things off by attempting the impossible: remembering every single band he’s ever seen live—and somehow lands north of 100 like it’s a casual Tuesday flex. That spirals into a conversation about building a website, accidentally exposing how everyone buys domains and then abandons them like unfinished gym memberships. Then things take a turn… because of course they do.We get:An In-N-Out burger heiress casually opening for KISS (because why not just book your own concert when you own the company?) A breakdown of how to become a millionaire by looting meteorites in Ohio like it’s a Black Friday sale from spaceA heartfelt plea to their boss for a $10 million contract… immediately downgraded to “honestly just give us $10 for lunch”A deeply unnecessary—but unforgettable—story involving meeting Big Boy in a bathroom stallAnd a running realization that the radio industry is either dying… or just being held together by people who still think finishing a website is optionalBy the end, Peaches and Viktor are debating space junk crashing into Earth, accidentally rooting for it to hit anything but them, and roasting the entire radio industry—including themselves—along the way.If you enjoy conversations that feel like they’re one wrong sentence away from HR getting involved, this episode delivers.

Mar 18, 202611 min

Ep 157Ep. 157 - The Rolls-Royce That Poops on the Street - 03/16/2026

Peaches and Viktor kick things off by honoring the only March holiday that really matters: Austin 3:16 Day, because nothing says celebration like smashing beverages together like Stone Cold in the middle of a radio studio. From there, the show immediately veers into the kind of story you only hear on this podcast — a 1954 Rolls-Royce limousine that secretly had a gold-plated toilet built into the back seat… which apparently dumped straight onto the street. Classy engineering, gentlemen. The conversation somehow gets even weirder when Peaches discovers a Facebook group where people mail wedding invitations to celebrities in hopes that someone famous might show up or at least send a signed congratulations. Billie Eilish already responded to someone, which leads to a serious question: should Shaq be invited to Peaches’ future wedding?That’s followed by a dream recap featuring Maynard James Keenan, a fake symphony band, a former friend who bailed mid-recording session, and Peaches realizing halfway through the dream he’s apparently standing there in his underwear. Perfectly normal rock-radio material.Then the guys uncover a relationship story that flips the usual “get in shape” advice on its head: a man who intentionally gained weight because his wife finds bigger guys attractive. Two years later, he’s heavier than ever and the marriage has never been stronger. True love, apparently, sometimes involves cheeseburgers and reinforced furniture.The episode wraps with some Reddit relationship drama involving a guy worried about breaking up with his girlfriend because it might hurt her finances, leading to Peaches delivering brutally honest logic about breakups while Viktor tries to keep the conversation slightly more compassionate. Throw in fart machines, questionable relationship advice, and a reminder that everyone eventually finds their person… and you’ve got another completely normal day on The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem.

Mar 16, 202611 min