Ep. 139 - Stop Letting Your Dog Tongue-Punch Your Mouth - 01/30/2026

Peaches and Viktor spend this episode doing what they do best: spiraling. It starts with ranking the absolute worst cities in Idaho (with Burley and Twin Falls catching stray bullets), turns into a reality check on crime paranoia and Californians moving to Idaho, then veers hard into breakups, jealousy, and why being “friends with an ex” sounds good until billboards and blocked socials get involved. From there, things completely fall apart as the conversation devolves into bidets, heated toilet seats, carpeted toilet seats, dogs licking faces, dogs sharing spoons, and the persistent lie that dog mouths are cleaner than humans. Toss in food poisoning horror stories, Dr. Pimple Popper slander, nose-picking medical emergencies, and a public service announcement about basic hygiene, and you’ve got a lunch-hour episode that’s equal parts funny, uncomfortable, and impossible to stop listening to.