No Such Thing As A Fish
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Ep 329No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ostriches, tigers and a history's loneliest crabVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 328No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Summer Homes, Summer Treats and Sunday TradingVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 327No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Spies, Flies and Tornado LiesVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
No Such Thing As The iSausage
Extra Bits Special: Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss Sausages, Eels and Unusual Swords in a bonus episode to raise money for the Care Workers Charity. Donate here: qi.com/donate.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 326No Such Thing As An Infortunate Occurrence
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a sure fire way to get a million quid, the secret of word peace, and why some people are more gullible than others. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 325No Such Thing As An Earwig Family Zoom Chat
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss medieval knights, 1001 nights, and French day trippers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 324No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Shameful Tunes, Moving Dunes and Historic CartoonsVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 323No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 322No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 321No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and what the Mayans got right in 2012. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 320No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick
James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest Limo and the World's Most Dangerous MirrorsVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 319No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly
James, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofahs and Ooya!Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 318No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'
James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ants, and why American audiences can be a little too Kean. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 317No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire way to win the lottery, and the worst place to keep your small change. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 316No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Other Strange Tails. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 315No Such Thing As Tedious Moss
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 314No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica Alba. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 313No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very hot and very cold. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 312No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 311No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose that was just right. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 310No Such Thing As A Mungmonger
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 309No Such Thing As The Best Bubble
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 308No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep
Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 307No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 306No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 305No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 304No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 303No Such Thing As Suckling's Column
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 302No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus
Happy New Year! Enjoy a bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview
A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audible.com!Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 301No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque
Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 300No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky
Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 299No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette
Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 298No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.
Ep 297No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 296No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer
Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 295No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette
Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 294No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 293No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 292No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket.The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 291No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.
Ep 290No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine
Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.
Ep 289No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 288No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 287No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 286No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly called The Information Mine.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 285No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 284No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 283No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 282No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.