No Such Thing As A Fish
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Ep 317No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire way to win the lottery, and the worst place to keep your small change. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 316No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Other Strange Tails. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 315No Such Thing As Tedious Moss
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 314No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica Alba. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 313No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very hot and very cold. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 312No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 311No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose that was just right. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 310No Such Thing As A Mungmonger
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 309No Such Thing As The Best Bubble
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 308No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep
Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 307No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 306No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 305No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 304No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 303No Such Thing As Suckling's Column
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 302No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus
Happy New Year! Enjoy a bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview
A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audible.com!Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 301No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque
Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 300No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky
Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 299No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette
Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 298No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.
Ep 297No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga
Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 296No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer
Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 295No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette
Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 294No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 293No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 292No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket.The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now!Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 291No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.
Ep 290No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine
Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.
Ep 289No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 288No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 287No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 286No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly called The Information Mine.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 285No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 284No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 283No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 282No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
Ep 281No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
Ep 280No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear
Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
Ep 279No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
Ep 278No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
Ep 277No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
Ep 276No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
Ep 275No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
Ep 274No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
Ep 273No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
Ep 272No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
Ep 271No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
Ep 270No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
Ep 269No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.