No Such Thing As A Fish
689 episodes — Page 6 of 14
Ep 416No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a museum that is barely there.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 415No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers, poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 414No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 413No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games
Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 412No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard
Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 411No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, pistachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 410No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 409No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book
Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 408No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure
Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bashing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 407No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint
Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live shows. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 406No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush
Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 405No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water
Live from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, military llamas and the annual explosion of worm sperm. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 403No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the longest baseball match, the highest wedding ceremonies, the largest carpets, and the holiest trees.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 402No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in Southampton, screens in the sea, and some spectacularly suspicious sawing.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 401No Such Thing As Scandalnavia
Live from Ipswich, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew ask the questions: did a plant cause the American Revolution of 1776? What the hell actually is a red panda? And who really was Cotton Eye Joe?Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 400No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter
Live from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss microwaves, Microsoft and microlights.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 399No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock
Live from Exeter, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a puzzle in prison, a chicken on the road, and the lone vegetable detective of the high seas.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 398No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat
Live from Peterborough, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss murderous midwives, Mexican mouths and motorcycling mothers-in-law.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 397No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Toda, Yoda and Tereshkova.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 396No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming
Live from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers, death eschewers, hailstone rescuers, and drug filled sewers.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 395No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar hammock, Titanic panic, Aussie officials and how to cook pizzles.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 394No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel
Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 393No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vultures, bootleg truffles, hairy astronauts, and the seediest postcards ever sent. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 392No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Records discuss triple-decker tattoos, hidden codes, pre-Biblical air-con and extremely elderly balloons. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 391No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat
Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe looks like. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 390No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford
Dan, Andy, Anna and Shaparak Khorsandi discuss hero adventure dogs, how to find God in the sidecar of a motorbike, and the mafia book with the world's most bizarre subplot.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 389No Such Thing As A Semen Chest
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the high-pitched president, inflatable shoes and likin' lichen. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 388No Such Thing As A Danquito
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss melodious bridges, murderous dragonflies, made-up politicians and magnificent wigs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 387No Such Thing As The Northern Lights
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Robin Ince discuss hidden sounds, flashing lights and lots and lots of dancing.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 386No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss flying urine, sinking floaters, Keaton and Kazakhstan. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 385No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Albatrosses, Cheetahs, Mangles, Rocking Chairs, Dolly Parton and plenty more besides.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 384No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the unsexiest striptease imaginable, the Michaelangelo of fake rocks, and a mysterious ascent of Mont Blanc.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 383No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss shark exfoliators, droopy Concordes and who belongs behind a snob screenVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 382No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss delicious dissections, tempting tatties, provocative publications and rearing rocks.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 381No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss popular plaques, pioneering puppets, pointy picks and powerful people.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 380No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 19th century dogbandittis, uncommon methods for removing a tooth, and the greatest knobheads in Science Fiction.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 379No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fighting fire with fire, moon minerals, incontinent snakes and the weirdness of watermelonsVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 378No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide
James, Dan, Andy and Anna discuss forest foods, pachyderm pints and where bald eagles get their takeaways.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 377No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal
James, Dan, Andy and Anne discuss mole-ologers, beard-botherers, actors' special rings, and textual deviants. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 376No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss polite British invasions, Lin Manuel Miranda's next big broadway hit, and what a Ptaszynski really means. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 375No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss bowling, bonging, fighting and farting. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 374No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss song sheets, short streams and service stations. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 373No Such Thing As The Handshake Police
Anna, James, Dan and special guest Ella Al-Shamahi discuss unhealthy handshakes, pioneering pilots and Seattle's favourite shrink. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 372No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss boxes in Eastbourne and boxes of newborns. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 371No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that left the premises. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 370No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit
Anna, James, Andrew and special guest Athena Kugblenu discuss sexism for babies, an international coffee conflict, and a political Corrector gone mad. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 369No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancient chinese sunnies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 368No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 367No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss drugs with colourful names, a prince with a colourful grotto, and a country without colour TV.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 366No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive baboons and who acted sly when it came to Stallone.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.