No Such Thing As A Fish
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Ep 395No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar hammock, Titanic panic, Aussie officials and how to cook pizzles.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 394No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel
Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 393No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vultures, bootleg truffles, hairy astronauts, and the seediest postcards ever sent. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 392No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Records discuss triple-decker tattoos, hidden codes, pre-Biblical air-con and extremely elderly balloons. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 391No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat
Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe looks like. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 390No Such Thing As The Chronicles of Chelmsford
Dan, Andy, Anna and Shaparak Khorsandi discuss hero adventure dogs, how to find God in the sidecar of a motorbike, and the mafia book with the world's most bizarre subplot.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 389No Such Thing As A Semen Chest
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the high-pitched president, inflatable shoes and likin' lichen. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 388No Such Thing As A Danquito
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss melodious bridges, murderous dragonflies, made-up politicians and magnificent wigs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 387No Such Thing As The Northern Lights
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Robin Ince discuss hidden sounds, flashing lights and lots and lots of dancing.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 386No Such Thing As Enough Bathtubs
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss flying urine, sinking floaters, Keaton and Kazakhstan. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 385No Such Thing As Crossing the Futility Boundary
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Albatrosses, Cheetahs, Mangles, Rocking Chairs, Dolly Parton and plenty more besides.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 384No Such Thing As Jiminy's Cricket Shop
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the unsexiest striptease imaginable, the Michaelangelo of fake rocks, and a mysterious ascent of Mont Blanc.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 383No Such Thing As A Mead-Based Maasai Gameshow
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss shark exfoliators, droopy Concordes and who belongs behind a snob screenVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 382No Such Thing As A Waiter Made Of Potatoes
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss delicious dissections, tempting tatties, provocative publications and rearing rocks.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 381No Such Thing As A Safe Toothpick
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss popular plaques, pioneering puppets, pointy picks and powerful people.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 380No Such Thing As The Virgin Mary Toast Reunion Tour
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 19th century dogbandittis, uncommon methods for removing a tooth, and the greatest knobheads in Science Fiction.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 379No Such Thing As A Ping Pong Ballbag
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fighting fire with fire, moon minerals, incontinent snakes and the weirdness of watermelonsVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 378No Such Thing As A Reverse-Waterslide
James, Dan, Andy and Anna discuss forest foods, pachyderm pints and where bald eagles get their takeaways.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 377No Such Thing As The Mole Street Journal
James, Dan, Andy and Anne discuss mole-ologers, beard-botherers, actors' special rings, and textual deviants. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 376No Such Thing As Hamil-Son The Musical
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss polite British invasions, Lin Manuel Miranda's next big broadway hit, and what a Ptaszynski really means. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 375No Such Thing As A Holiday On Uranus
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss bowling, bonging, fighting and farting. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 374No Such Thing As Tarzan In A Waterpark
Anna, James, Dan and Andy discuss song sheets, short streams and service stations. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 373No Such Thing As The Handshake Police
Anna, James, Dan and special guest Ella Al-Shamahi discuss unhealthy handshakes, pioneering pilots and Seattle's favourite shrink. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 372No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss boxes in Eastbourne and boxes of newborns. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 371No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss Tetris, cow piss, and a leg that left the premises. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 370No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit
Anna, James, Andrew and special guest Athena Kugblenu discuss sexism for babies, an international coffee conflict, and a political Corrector gone mad. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 369No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancient chinese sunnies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 368No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss haemolacria, Olga Chekhova, butterflies and buttered muffins. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 367No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss drugs with colourful names, a prince with a colourful grotto, and a country without colour TV.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 366No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive baboons and who acted sly when it came to Stallone.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 365No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss slow cheetahs, smart cushions and why doing long charity broadcasts might be a terrible idea.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief
In addition to your regularly scheduled weekly episode, here is a clip from last week's No Such Thing As A Fish 20-hour podcast, streamed live from last Friday for Comic Relief!
Ep 364No Such Thing As Kylie Minnow
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hungry marines, thirsty police and sleepy snooker players.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 363No Such Thing As A Squiggly Pineapple
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clothes pegs, pineapple burgers and a very Nortey footballer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 362No Such Thing As Batman and Robinette
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss where to find Randy Andy, who Neil Armstrong's quarantine cockroach was, and why you start a fake dust company. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 361No Such Thing As The Mosquito Effect
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how many mosquitos you can fit on to your cutlery, how to disguise yourself as street furniture, and why every diver in the world should be thankful to goats. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 360No Such Thing As May Pole Syrup
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Polish dragons, turkey trots and leopard dentistry.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 359No Such Thing As A Sneaky Badger Swapsie
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss badgers, bombers, bees and books ...of the audio varietyVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 358No Such Thing As The Gunfight At The Amazing Corral
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss unexploded bombs, unexpected shootouts and a very unpleasant way to go. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 357No Such Thing As A Rapidly Deflating Walrus
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss spectacular lost films, sensational Victorian plays and orgiastic tupperware parties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 356No Such Thing As Potter The Great
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss double-thrones, rocking chairs and a load of old molluscs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 355No Such Thing As The Big Bad Virginia Woolf
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the grammar police, termite pizza and the practical jokes of one of the great poets of our time. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 354No Such Thing As Worrying About What Might Happen
An all-new bumper compilation of silliness with Dan, Anna, James, Andy, Jenny Ryan, Tom Scott, Rhys Derby, Alan Davies and Sandi ToksvigVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 353No Such Thing As Hans Gruber's Silent Night
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss crap cracker jokes, Zen monk Grinches and the dangerous world of carol singing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 352No Such Thing As Loki-day
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss a warrior who was Trieu, letters that are false, and why nobody seems to know what day it isVisit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 351No Such Thing As Pop Charts for Bagpipers
Dan, Anna, James and Andy discuss remote Russians, minted Madagascans and a very brazen Dane.Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 350No Such Thing As Tickling Baseball Players
Dan, Anna, James and Alan Davies discuss people lending, perilous landing, rigid fishes and frigid dishes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 349No Such Thing As Tug of War for Clowns
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss humidity, humility and a highly dangerous activity. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 348No Such Thing As Infinite Toilet Paper
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss burglary tools, hornet tales, and infinite tiles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Ep 347No Such Thing As A Bacon Scented Sleep Mask
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss prisons, escapes, chess and why you can never have too much spam. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.