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Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves.

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves. Check out the Indian range here

Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves. Check out the Indian range here

And so another year of Moto GP comes to a close and what a season it was. But as always the boys have no time for looking back and it is only the road ahead that has their attention. Will 2025 bring new features and segments to the show? Will the loyal souls of Patreon finally get something worthwhile from these three miscreants? Will 2025 be even bigger and better than 2024? Who knows, but the banter along the way should be a bit of sport t least. So go join the Patreon Pit Crew then come back and hit the 'Play' button. And if you concentrate, you'll be able to feel how much better your life is and how much more attractive people find you just because you're a Patreon Pit Crew member. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… • NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD TROOPER LU Compass Expeditions • Grey Gums Cafe • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Sometimes it's hard to do justice to the magnificence that is Moto GP racing and, as you'd expect, our three hosts generally fail in the endeavour. But like a plain girl at a party, if you give them a chance they'll show you that what they lack in looks and grace they make up for in enthusiasm for the task and a willingness to try pretty much anything. Sure, Borrie is no Shakespeare but his poem somehow always finds the mark. Freido's horoscope is, mathematically, implausible. And yet it entertains, and at the end of the day that's all we hope to do. Well that and get rich. So give the plain girl a chance and hit play. Even better, buy her a metaphorical drink first by signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew. Guaranteed she will appreciate it and you'll feel better about yourself, too. It's a win/win IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… • Compass Expeditions ​ NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD TROOPER LU • Grey Gums Cafe • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

A week unsupervised at the Island followed by a studio session with the only grown up member of the team missing. What could possibly go wrong? As soon as you've signed up for patreon, come back and press play to find out. Did Borrie's poem go off the rails? Yes. Is Rossi's weekly email one of the best yet? Also yes. Is the entire episode a disorganised shambles because Tug isn't here? Sort of yes. But if Moto GP seen through a profanity laden, puerile and childish lens is your thing then this is the show for you. Enjoy. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… • TROOPER LU • Compass Expeditions ​ NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD • Grey Gums Cafe • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

No man is an island BUT no island is a man, either. Even if it has a man's name. Like Philip. Which, when you think about it, is a great name for one of the best motorcycle racing circuits in the world, one that dished up another magnificent weekend of racing. Many of you would have had the frankly terrifying/exhiliarating experience of meeting one or more of the boys at the race but here is a taste of what they were getting up to when they weren't talking to you. Warning: includes a healthy dose of actual analysis thanks to the presence of none other than Simon Crafar. If that doesn't tempt you perhaps you might need to find another hobby. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… • BMW MOTORRAD • TROOPER LU • Compass Expeditions ​ NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson • Grey Gums Cafe • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Do you want the good news or the bad news first? OK, we'll start with the bad. There's no Boris on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe this week. Tragic, we know, but there's good news, too: the big fella still sent in a poem! That's just one of the highlights as Freido and Tug pick up the slack and talk all things motorcycle racing - and plenty of stuff that's not - including The Captain's Letter, Rossi's Instructions, correspondence from Jorge and more. And if you miss Boris make sure to head over to Patreon and sign up for our Pit Crew so he can afford the petrol to attend the next recording. You'll be doing all of us a favour. Now press play and enjoy. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… • Harley Davidson • BMW MOTORRAD • TROOPER LU • Compass Expeditions ​ NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT • Grey Gums Cafe • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

A change is as good as a holiday they say so for episode 141 we're going to switch things up. Normally, we ask for money in this section AFTER we tell you what's on the show. But this week, we're asking for money BEFORE we tell you. Innovative, huh? If you want to give us money - or even if you don't - head over to Patreon and sign up for our Pit Crew. Karma will then ensure your enjoyment of this free episode (including Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, the Captain's memo and more) will be that much more intense. If you don't believe us, give it a try. We dare you. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… • Harley Davidson • BMW MOTORRAD • TROOPER LU • Compass Expeditions ​ NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT • Grey Gums Cafe • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Nobody asked for it. Nobody wanted it. And yet, somehow, one can't look away when they see/hear it. Ep 140 of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will go down in history as the day the Pee Gees were born. Calling on all the lack of self awareness that has somehow brought them the success they currently enjoy, our three hosts decide today is the day they sing. Together. Is it awful? Yes. Yet somehow compelling. But we'll let you be the judge. In other news there's also some interesting chat about motorcycles and motorcycle racing plus a special guest drops into the studio. You know the drill from here. Press play and all that. Then send money. Lots of it. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… • MADE IN GERMANY • SC-PROJECT • Harley Davidson • BMW MOTORRAD • TROOPER LU • Compass Expeditions ​ NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS • Grey Gums Cafe • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

They said we'd never make it and to be fair, that seemed a reasonable analysis at the time. But five years to the day and 138 episodes since the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe was launched and we're still here in all our glory. Is the show infantile? Yes. Is it puerile? Yes. Is it so laced with profanity that the 'C' word often makes an appearance before the intro music even starts? Also yes. Moto PG is all of those things but more importantly than any of them is that it's popular, and that's thanks to you, the listeners. We don't know why you listen and we don't really care. To be honest, we're just here for the money. So go join our Patreon Pit Crew then come back and press 'Play' and enjoy the madness. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… • MONGREL BOOTS • MADE IN GERMANY • SC-PROJECT • Harley Davidson • BMW MOTORRAD • TROOPER LU • Compass Expeditions ​ NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES • Grey Gums Cafe • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Few Moto GP podcasts tackle the real issues like the three intrepid hosts of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. Sure, they're issues unrelated to Moto GP racing but that doesn't mean they're not real issues. Episode 138 is a fabulous example. Not only did it spawn the episode title (yes, somebody actually said this on the show) but includes Freido dialling in from Europe, Borrie reciting his poem, Rossi's instructions and a deeply philosophical edition of The Captain's letter. It's good stuff. Or at least, it's the sort of stuff you miscreants seem to enjoy. So go join the Patreon Pit Crew if you haven't already then press play on this week's offering. It's literally the least you could do. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… • MONGREL BOOTS • MADE IN GERMANY • SC-PROJECT • Harley Davidson • BMW MOTORRAD • TROOPER LU • Compass Expeditions ​ NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES • Grey Gums Cafe • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

'Rich Germany' delivered the most boring race of the year but just because the riders let you down doesnt mean the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will. Siftng through the smouldering ashes of the dumpster fire that was the weekend, our three dashing podcasters offer up analysis (a stretch), stupidity (standard), profanity (mandatory) and the usual peurile nonsense that you've come to know and love. Borrie's Poem (an outstanding 'Ode to Grid Girls'), Rossi's Instructions, Freido's Horoscope, The Captain's Memo...it's all in here waiting for you to press play. You can do that by cashing in on our altruism (look it up) OR you could do what's right (and profitable) and sign up for our Patreon Pit Crew. So go and do that now then come back and enjoy. You can thank us later. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… CF MOTO • AMX SUPERSTORES • MONGREL BOOTS • MADE IN GERMANY • SC-PROJECT • Harley Davidson • BMW MOTORRAD • TROOPER LU • Compass Expeditions ​ NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES • Grey Gums Cafe • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

The racing wasn't as spectacular as we might have hoped but the soap opera that is Moto GP always delivers drama whether it's on or off the track. Joel Kelso did the job on the track and the rest of the cast did their bit off the track with infighting galore as riders and teams jostle to sort out who will be going where next year. There's also Friedo's horoscope, the Captain's Memo, Rossi's instructions and Borrie's poem. Just the usual assortment of analysis and profanity that makes Moto PG the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES ​ CF MOTO ​ AMX SUPERSTORES ​ MONGREL BOOTS ​ MADE IN GERMANY ​ SC-PROJECT ​ Harley Davidson ​ BMW MOTORRAD ​ TROOPER LU ​ Compass Expeditions NOISEGUARD ​ Grey Gums Cafe ​ Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Techincal and medical issues mean a late drop this week but it's still the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in The Universe and for the price you bitches should be down on your knees worshipping us. On Ep 135 we have Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, The Captain's musings, and more plus a breakdown of all the racing across the weekend. OK you can press play now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD TROOPER LU Compass Expeditions Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

The racing at Assen was fire and s is episode 133 of Moto PG. Borie' Poem, Rosies lettter and more, its all here so get it in your ears now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD NOISEGUARD TROOPER LU COMPASS EXPEDITIONS Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

When there's no racing to review (and hence no associated bitch slapping that makes the whole circus so damn entertaining to watch) there's only one thing for it: to get serious. And if you want to get serious there is only one way these three miscreants can bring credibility to their ramblings and that's with the help of the legend that is Simon Crafar. So grab yourself a dose of proper analysis and be a better and more educated person when the pillow fighting gets back underway in Assen next week. Oh, and give us some money. Seriously. This stuff doesn't write or record itself. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD NOISEGUARD TROOPER LU COMPASS EXPEDITIONS Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

It might be the greatest 'We told You So' of all time. Nobody could have predicted Jorge Martin moving to Aprilia and Marc Marquez joining Ducati unless they were possessed. But Tug did. And so it was that Boris and Freido fired up the Gregorian chanting and performed an exorcism, right there in the studio, to drive out the spirits that have taken over Tug's brain. It didn't work, of course, but it was good fun regardless and is just one reason that Moto PG is the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. Throw in Borrie's poem, the Captain's Letter, Rossi's instructions and the usual banter and its can't miss stuff. Again. So what are you waiting for? Throw us some money then press 'play' and feel your life improve immediately. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD NOISEGUARD TROOPER LU Compass Expeditions Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

It's the end of an era with the Captain pulling the pin on Moto GP at the end of the season (insert foghorn sound effect here). Not only did the boys have the scoop on the announcement three weeks ago (We Told You So), but they have the Captain's own memo from Catalunya this past week revealing the skulduggery that ruined his big day. Of course The Captain is just one of the things that makes Moto PG the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. There's also Rossi's letter, Borrie's Poem, Freido's horoscope and even a little bit of chat about the actual racing. It's good stuff and your life will be better if you listen so press play now and watch the supermodels come running. Oh, and give us money. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD TROOPER LU Compass Expeditions Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Glorious. That's the only way to describe the French and the madness that is the paddock at Le Mans. And the racing lived up to the hype this past week despite the pre race malarkey being rubbish. The gods who walk among us put on a show for the ages in France and Boris, Tug and Freido bring their own unique 'analysis' to what unfolded at one of the world's most famous racetracks. There's also all your favourite regulars spots including Borrie's Poem, The Captain's Letter, Frieda's horoscope and Rossi's Instructions. And it's all free. The only way it could be a better deal is if we gave away a set of steak knives with every download (which we're not, so don't bother sending messages asking for a set). But if leaching off our goodwill makes you feel guilty then good. You can cleanse your conscience by giving us some money. Preferably a lot of money but we don't say no to any amount. You can press the play button now. Enjoy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… TROOPER LU NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD Compass Expeditions Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

What's the title about, you ask? We don't understand it either but it was funny when Borrie said it, which you'll hear after you press play. But don't do that before you've worked out a way to give us money. We make it easy through our Patreon Pit Crew or you can send it in the post. If you're having trouble, get in touch and we'll work something out. Now, back to the show. Hard to know what to say about one of the most entertaining weeks - both on and off the track - in recent memory. Was the highlight George calling out Danny for a boxing match? Or Pecco holding off a rampaging Marquez? Or is it Friedo's horoscope? Or Borrie's poem? All of the above? That's not for us to decide, friend, that's on you. So press play now and enjoy the madness. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… Compass Expeditions TROOPER LU NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

The racing in Texas (or North Mexico as our trio like to call it) was next level. So were the grid girls. And after a weekend like that there's only one guest who can live up to the hype and that's the incomparable Mat Mladin. Straight off the toilet and hobbling on a leg held together with sticky tape and chewing gum, the legendary racer joins Boris, Tug and Freido to recap a brilliant weekend in the US where HRC went to die but the legend of BatMav was born. COTA was good. Ep 127 is better. Don't believe us? Hit the play button and judge for yourself. Then join our Patreon Pit Crew and give us money. You know we deserve it. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… BMW MOTORRAD Compass Expeditions TROOPER LU NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

What do a white tiger, a Vegas casino act and Moto GP racing have in common? Nothing, obviously. But that doesn't stop our three intrepid analysts somehow weaving them together in one of the more bizarre opening narratives to an episode of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. And from there, somehow, it goes downhill. Simmo is back for episode 126 as Freido runs through some horoscopes, Borrie gets in touch with his inner 12-year-old and Tug brings us up to speed with The Captain's instructions. All you have to do to access the madness is press 'play' and then give serious consideration to sending us some money. It's the least you could do. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD Compass Expeditions TROOPER LU NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY SC-PROJECT Grey Gums Cafe Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

And so it begins. The 2024 season is officially underway and the tone has already been set wth the episode title. It's a line drawn from Borrie's first poem of 2024 and if this effort is the measure then it's going to be a spectacular year all round. There's new segments, new music and new sponsors but - importantly - there's also the same old same old from our three intrepid 'analysts'. Hear the Gresini team meeting minutes, Rossi's letter, Freido's racer horoscope and much, much more. Oh, and give us money. Lots of it. Thankyou. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… SC-PROJECT Harley Davidson BMW MOTORRAD Compass Expeditions Grey Gums Cafe TROOPER LU NOISEGUARD SAVIC MOTORCYCLES CF MOTO AMX SUPERSTORES MONGREL BOOTS MADE IN GERMANY Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

It might not be racing but it's still men riding motorcycles stupid fast so testing is worth talking about. Of course, if you're going to talk about a topic it's best to have a guest who knows what it all means and for that, we have Simon Crafar. Or Yoda, as we call him. As always, Simon delivers expertise and insight in a way few can and it makes for an engrossing conversation. In return for these gifts we give you we ask for only one small thing: money. You can give us some by joining our Patreon Pit Crew or by buying Borrie's books. Or just send it in the post, we don't care. Either way, press play and get educated on what unfolded at Sepang at the weekend. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… ​ And our sponsors:​ APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MADE IN GERMANY BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON Indo Insider Tours. NOISEGUARD MONGREL BOOTS HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS GREY GUMS CAFÉ Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Even though Boris kissed him last time they met in person Joel Kelso agreed to come back on the Moto PG pod but with one caveat: it had to be on Zoom. Smart lad. And you should be glad he did agree because as always this chat with the Darwin born racer was both entertaining and enlightening. He's back in Moto 3 in 2024 and as you'll hear he's confident it will be a successful season which is great news for Australian motorcycle fans. So go and join Patreon or send us money by some other means and then press play and enjoy. You're welcome. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MONGREL BOOTS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Some questions don't have answers. Like how does somebody who knows as much about motorcycles and racing as Leon Camier end up on this podcast? Something is clearly amiss but again, dear listeners, it is you who benefits because Leon is a genius. He knows things that others don't know and he shares some of those things with us. It is enlightening and educational and everything this show usually isn't which, frankly, is a refreshing change. So listen and learn and enjoy. And then send us money, either by joining Patreon or by buying Borrie's books or just send us cash or cheque in the mail. Or deliver it by hand, we're not fussy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MONGREL BOOTS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Remy Gardner has spent his life surrounded by people who know motorcycles and motorcycle racing so one can only imagine his shock when he found himself on the other end of a Zoom call with our three blowhards just before Christmas. But the 25-year-old never flinched and proved himself to be intelligent, thoughtful and articulate with his takes on his career and motorcycle racing more broadly. So brace yourselves, listeners, because in the same way Simon Crafar lifts the tone of the show when he makes an appearance, Remy Gardner is well worth the listen. Enjoy. (And sign up for the Patreon Pit Crew, you tight a##es). IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MONGREL BOOTS Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

We don't yet have a nickname for him (feel free to make suggestions) but what a pleasure it was to chat with the popular and talented Sydneysider, Senna Agius. Senna heads to the Moto 2 World Championship in 2024 and somehow figured enduring an episode of Moto PG in the lead up would be good preparation. It'll be interesting to see how that pans out (hopefully really, really well!). There's also Borrie's poem and a few snippets from the Moto GP rumour mill so all in all worth pressing play. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: MONGREL BOOTS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

You need to make a lot of good decisions to get to the top tier of motorcycle racing but even the best have the odd stumble. Jacob Raulstone has done everything right in his young career to date which is why he will be riding in Moto 3 in 2024 and you/we won't be. Given that, we can forgive him his poor judgement in agreeing to be part of this Summer Sessions madness and hope he can make a speedy recovery to common sense in time for the new season. In the meantime, we had a great chat and wish the young man nothing but the best and lots of success in 2024. Enjoy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MONGREL BOOTS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS SAVIC MOTORCYCLES Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

There are three categories of Motorcycle racer. There are gods (which is all of them, even the Captain) there are aliens (Marquez, Rossi, Jorge etc) and then there is our guest on Ep 118, Mat Mladin. There are no words that really capture the essence of Mladin though thousands have been used to try. This interview is everything you would hope for and more and while we say a huge thanks (again) to Mat for taking part it is YOU, the listener, who should be thanking US for making it happen. You can do that a number of ways like buying Boris's books, joining our Patreon Pit Crew, telling your friends about us or simply sending us money. Or all of the above. (But if you can only do one, choose sending the money). And don't forget to enter our incredible SC Projects competition to win up to $5000 worth of sex cannon godliness from our major sponsor and great supporters, SC Projects. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MONGREL BOOTS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

We love our fans and especially our Patreon supporters. We really do. But there's no diplomatic way to say this people - collectively, your'e not the sharpest tools in the shed. We are having a competition. A brilliant competition, actually. A competition so good even Trump would admit it's better than any competition he's ever held because the prize is sex cannons. Yes, you heard right, SC Project sex cannons to the value of $5000. You wouldn't think it would be hard to give away, would you? But it is. Because you've let us down, sadly. You either can't or don't read instructions and hence, we have a digital sack full of useless entries that don't answer the question. And that makes it difficult for us to give away the sex cannons. Do you see the problem? So because we are generous, here are some examples of how NOT to enter the competition. Listen to them. Then read the instructions. Then try to get it right. And if we do all that properly one lucky listener is about to be the sexiest bastard in their family/office/friend circle/the pub they drink at. etc. So get to it if you want that person to be you. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: MOTOR SPORT TRAILERS SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MONGREL BOOTS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

There are few more knowledgeable, sensible or enlightened voices in Moto GP than New Zealand's Simon Crafar. And yet, for reasons unknown by mere mortals, he freely gives of his time to talk to a degenerate trio who spend the bulk of their time masquerading as podcast hosts and the rest of their time pretending they know something about motorcycles. The Lord works in mysterious ways and you, dear listeners, should be giving him praise tonight for he has bestowed upon you a great gift: Yoda talking testing and all other things Moto GP. So follow these instructions in order: buy Borrie's books at www.shocknawe.com.au; get down on your knees and thank your preferred higher power for delivering this episode to you (especially you non-Patreon leaches); press 'play'; enjoy. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MADE IN GERMANY BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON Indo Insider Tours. NOISEGUARD MONGREL BOOTS HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS GREY GUMS CAFÉ Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

The racing in Valencia was brilliant but not a patch on Borrie's final poem of the year. Or the Captain's final instructions for 2023. Or even Rossi's final letter for the year. All that (plus a brief appearance from special guest Simon Crafar before recording a seperate end of year episode with him) is inside. But before you press play, a reminder that Christmas is coming up and there is no better time than now to buy Borrie's books as a stocking stuffer. Or a paper weight. Or whatever. Frankly, the big man doesn't care what you do with them as long as he gets your money. You can even just send him some money if you prefer. It will make both your festive seasons better. NOW you can press 'play'. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MADE IN GERMANY BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON Indo Insider Tours. NOISEGUARD MONGREL BOOTS HONDA SUZUKI WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS GREY GUMS CAFÉ Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

If you're wondering what the title of this week's show is about, try hitting the play button. (Advertising voice: The Play Button. Your key to MotoPG glory.) Among this week's gems/disgraces depending which side of the woke fence you sit on are some hints and tips for the best ways to cook a puffin, the Captain's latest missive, Boris' Serbian interpretation of Mr Nine Times' thoughts on the week and a poem that Mrs Borrie called time on halfway through Boris' test reading. In Moto PG land that's called 'quality control' and it works as well as you'd expect because you, dear listener, will be getting the full text. So try the Play button. It's way better than this rubbish. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MADE IN GERMANY BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON NOISEGUARD MONGREL BOOTS HONDA WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS GREY GUMS CAFÉ Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Tug's away but The Dirty Badger brings the boys up to speed with all the news from the paddock over the weekend at Sepang where the Captain surpassed Cal Crutchlow for the number of falls in Malaysia. Rumours are flying about who'll replace Marc Marquez at HRC and the lads wonder who might be the next alien in the sport? There's Rossi's instructions, the Captain's debrief, Borries's poem and plenty more so press the play button and start living life right. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MADE IN GERMANY BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON NOISEGUARD MONGREL BOOTS WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS GREY GUMS CAFÉ Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

The racing was glorious and the grid girls were spectacular. What more could a Moto GP fan want, I hear you ask? How about a poem? Or a behind the scenes look at Rossi's team instructions? Or the Captain's debrief of the week? Well you've come to the right place because there is all that and more in episode 112 of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. Boris, Tugs and Freido dish it up like nobody else in the business and all you need to do to be a better person is press play and listen to the madness. And give them money, of course. But press play first if you like. Or just give money. Either/or. You still here? IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MADE IN GERMANY BMW MOTORRAD NOISEGUARD MONGREL BOOTS WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS GREY GUMS CAFÉ Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Eventful might be underselling the week at Phillip Island but in the end it was all worth it when we finally got to see the Johann Zarco backflip. The flying frenchman climbed out of his dumpster round the back of what passes for team buildings at the Island and grabbed his first victory in a crazy weekend of racing at the circuit at the end of the earth. Two of the three MotoPG reprobates were there and the third can't decide if he's glad or sad that he didn't go. Anyway, enough of this rubbish press play. Now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MADE IN GERMANY NOISEGUARD MONGREL BOOTS WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 AGV HELMETS GREY GUMS CAFÉ Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs Facebook Page

Have you ever seen three grown men choking down on one giant dick? Well you'll get to hear what that sounds like this week when Freido, Tug and Boris endure the humiliation of not just being wrong but being completely, totally and utterly wrong about Marc Marquez's move away from HRC to Gresini. For most people, this would be humiliating, embarrassing and emasculating. However, our three protagonists lack even that level of basic self awareness and so they push on regardless as though nothing has happened. And thank god they do. We hear from The Captain and Rossi and Boris even admits to not hating his own poem this week so that's worth listening to. Which you can do by pressing play now. (Then go join Patreon and buy Borrie's books at Shocknawe.com.au so the boys have some of your money. It is literally the least you can do). IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MADE IN GERMANY NOISEGUARD MONGREL BOOTS WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours. GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

Just because there was only half a race in Japan doesn't mean you only have to endure half an episode. Sure, the boys are all on their death beds but commitment (or sponsorship dollars, you decide) demands they provide the full complement of Moto PG staples. So there is Rossi's letter, Borrie's poem, The Chattering Of The Choomlas, the Captain's Letter (insert foghorn here)...it's all in here folks. And more. And they even talk a bit about motorcycles and the gods who race them. You know what to do now. See you on the other side. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: MONGREL BOOTS AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA MADE IN GERMANY NOISEGUARD WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours. GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

They said it would be a disaster. They said it wouldn't go ahead. They said the track wasn't fit for purpose. Well WTF would they know? The lads are joined by India correspondent Mahendra to go over what turned out to be a fantastic Indian Moto GP. Sure there was a distinct and disappointing lack of elephants and a disturbingly high ratio of grandmothers in the crowd, but that didn't detract from what was a great first up effort for the world's most populous nation. It also inspired one of Borries' best poems yet and if you're a regualr listener you know how good that needs to be. (If you're not a regular listener, become one. And join our Patreon Pit Crew. And buy Borrie's books. Or just send us money, we don't care. As long as we're getting paid.) Stop looking at this now and press play. What are you waiting for? IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: MADE IN GERMANY AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA NOISEGUARD MONGREL BOOTS WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours. GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

'The worst race of the season' and 'a wake up call for rest of the paddock'. Did somebody get out of the wrong side of the bed or does Tugs have a point? It's not the happiest episode of the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe but it's not all doom and gloom either. There's the Captain's Instructions, Rossi's letter, Borrie's Poem (which is actually a song this week) and a supermodel joins the show for a chat. But if you don't press play you won't know what any of it is about so get on with it. Oh, and buy a ticket in the Ohvale raffle. It's a good cause and a hell of a prize. In fact, it might be the only way the Phillip Island experience could be bearable as a spectator. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: SC-PROJECT OCEANIA NOISEGUARD MADE IN GERMANY AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES MONGREL BOOTS WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours. GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

Bonus time Bitches....He's raced everything from Aprilia 250cc smokers to American baggers, and won on them all. He even wins despite being 163 years old. And he kissed Scarlett Johanson in a movie. And after all that, he still spoke to us. So click play for a brilliant chat with the legend that is Jeremy McWilliams. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: NOISEGUARD MADE IN GERMANY AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI MONGREL BOOTS SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours. GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

"It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!" In times of crisis we often turn to Seinfeld for guidance and after the shock of the Captain's win at Catalunya it is the words of Jackie Chiles above that soothe. Who could have predicted the Captain actually winning a race? Apparently quite a few of you according to our Facebook competition last week but apart from those lunatics, nobody. Not that it matters to the intrepid crew of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe, though. The boys still find plenty of interesting stuff going on elsewhere in the world of motorcycling both on and off the track. From Borrie's poem to Rossi's letter and everything in between, Ep 105 is everything you've come to expect from these three reprobates. (Hint, if you're new here we have two tips: the material within is NSFW. And buy Borrie's books. They're good.) Enjoy, bitches! IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: NOISEGUARD MADE IN GERMANY AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES MONGREL BOOTS SC-PROJECT OCEANIA WORLD ON WHEELS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours. GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

Tug is out so Simmo is in this week as the lads try to make sense of what happened in Austria at the weekend. Can they solve Jack MIller's seemingly unsolvable problems? No, but they wont let that stop them trying. It's just one area of racing they know nothing about but speculate on regardless in episode 104 of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. There's also the usual favourites with The Captain's Letter (insert foghorn sound here), Rossi's instructions, Borrie's poem and more. Press play to hear it all. Then perhaps take some time to think about your life choices. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: WORLD ON WHEELS NOISEGUARD MADE IN GERMANY AGV HELMETS MONGREL BOOTS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours. GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

Sense is something you don't hear a lot of in these parts - except when friend of the pod and legend of racing, TV and humanity itself Simon Crafar drops by to talk all things Moto GP. It's always a treat to hear from one of the most knowledgeable and thoughtful analysts in the business and episode 103 is no exception. Oh, and Tug and Boris were there, too. So sit back and enjoy the wisdom of one of the sport's very best thinkers then go and sign up for ourt Patreon Pit Crew so we can keep bringing the quality to you (and the money to us!) IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: SC-PROJECT OCEANIA WORLD ON WHEELS NOISEGUARD MADE IN GERMANY AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES MONGREL BOOTS CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 Indo Insider Tours. GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

Sometimes the title of the episode has something to do with the episode itself. Other times, something so absurd has been said that it needs to be highlighted by being the show title. This is a case of the latter. And besides, it helps distract from the stunning reality that the Captain somehow found the winner's circle at Silverstone. So let's not speak of it. Let's instead concentrate on the knife fight that was Moto 3 and the glory of Cheryl not only being at the track but meeting her hero Jake Dixon. That's the story of the week and we chat to Cheryl to get the low down on a great weekend. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: Hard to bellieve we have ANOTHER new sponsor but it's a big welcome and thankyou this week to Indo Insider Tours. SAVIC MOTORCYCLES MONGREL BOOTS SC-PROJECT OCEANIA WORLD ON WHEELS NOISEGUARD MADE IN GERMANY AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI CMB Financial Services or call 1300 262 346 GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

"That," said Borrie's wife, "is the most disgusting poem you've ever written. Surely you are not going to read that out?" But he did. And she was right. And you, too, will hear it on episode 101 and you, too, will be shocked because, even for this group of reprobates, it is bad. But that is also what makes it good, no? I mean, who listens to this podcast for the high literary standards? That's right, no-one. Certainly not you. So stop pretending you're thinking about it and just press play already. We both know you want to. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: A big welcome to our newest sponsors, CMB Financial Services. If you want money for a car or boat or fighter jet, CMB are the guys to see. SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA WORLD ON WHEELS MONGREL BOOTS NOISEGUARD MADE IN GERMANY AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

Well bitches, it's hard to tell who's more surprised about us making it to episode 100 of this (checks notes)....project. Is it us, who thought four episodes would probably see us out? Is it the other motorcycle media who refuse to even acknowledge we exist? Is it Rod, the poor producer whose studio and customer base have suffered irreparable damage thanks to this whole sordid affair? Maybe they're all about equal, who knows? In the end , though, it really doesn't matter because what is not in dispute is that YOU knew. Or you at least made it possible. Without you, we would just be three blokes sitting in a room screaming at each other (while Rod sat in the corner wondering what had gone so wrong in his life). Not that there's anything wrong with that, as they said in Seinfeld, but it's hardly something you'd do every week for fun. (Or maybe you would but you wouldn't pay to sit in a studio and do it. Unless you were mad. Which we might be. But I digress.) Anyway, the point is we love you and thank you genuinely for continuing to turn up and indulge this childish endeavour. (That was the serious bit. Don't get used to it.) Anyway, we have lots of notes from lots of high profile people congratulating us for our achievement so press play and hear it for yourself. Oh, and go and buy Borrie's books at shocknawe.com.au. Please. He needs the money. (And if he doesn't get it he will just take mine and I can't afford it.) IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: MONGREL BOOTS MOTO GUZZI SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA WORLD ON WHEELS NOISEGUARD MADE IN GERMANY AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS Chris the Artist

"The number 99 is said to be a powerful symbol of destiny, completion, and perfection." So says the all knowing Google internet thingy. But in Moto GP 99 stands for one thing and one thing alone. It is for him, the one whose name so many are unworthy to speak and yet they do. But from on the mountain George did speak to us this week to acknowledge only one podcast flies with the Eagle Sharks and that podcast is this, the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. And so you will hear George' thoughts on matters MotoGP in this epsidoe. And those of Boris and Tug and Freido. So buy Borrie's books [here](www.shocknawe.com.au) then listen to the episode. Or the other way round. We really don't care, just make sure to do both. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here… And our sponsors: SAVIC MOTORCYCLES SC-PROJECT OCEANIA WORLD ON WHEELS NOISEGUARD MADE IN GERMANY AGV HELMETS BMW MOTORRAD HARLEY-DAVIDSON HONDA SUZUKI TRIUMPH APRILIA MOTO GUZZI GREY GUMS CAFÉ KEBAND CUSTOM PARTS