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Get ready to get down with your soapy self. Credits: Original Music Written and produced by: Daniel Nichols of the HappyGoLukky Podcast Lead Vocals: Mason Nichols of the HappyGoLukky Podcast Unwitting Supporting Vocals: Kenneth Eckles of PRRP The HappyGoLukky Podcast​ is a family produced fiction podcast that's appropriate for all ages and a proud member of the Family Friendly PodiconGo Podcasting Network. Apple​ /​ Spotify​ /​ Stitcher​ /​ ​RadioPublic​ /​ ​GooglePodcast​ /​ iHeartRadio​ / ​Website

Bio:​ Jackie Jorgenson is a 5x award-winning actor with comedy and classical training. She is also a 3x award-winning screenwriter with a focus on comedy, drama, and fantasy. Show Link:​ ​https://anchor.fm/talesfromtheaether Podchaser of Tales From The Aether: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/tales-from-the-aether-972129 Once Upon A Time There's a Queen as big as a dime No one would listen So she quit her position To make music inside a wind chime This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written and voiced by Jackie Jorgenson of the original fairytale audio drama, Tales From The Aether.

Credits: Written and Narrated by Robert Chauncey Produced by Haunted Griffin Entertainment for Listen Rinse Repeat For more information: Haunted Griffin Entertainment Website: ​http://www.hauntedgriffin.com Facebook: ​https://www.facebook.com/HauntedGriffinEntertainment Twitter: @hauntedgriffin Discord: ​https://discord.gg/pavBrXK Tunnels Twitter: @TunnelsPodcast https://tunnelspodcast.libsyn.com/rss Haunted Hell House of Horror Twitter: @hhhohpod https://hhhohpod.libsyn.com/rss Marigold's Ghosts https://marigoldsghosts.libsyn.com/rss Transcript: I've been afraid of heights for as long as I can remember, but standing on that cliff, looking down into the clear blue water below me, I wouldn't let it control me any more. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath, before I opened them and leapt off. I felt the rush of wind, as I turned my body, and cut through the water like it was nothing. I smiled as I came back to the surface, and as I felt the tug on my leg and agony ripped through my body, I knew I should have been afraid of sharks instead.

Bio Chris Magilton is the creator of sci-fi audio drama Among the Stars and Bones, the story of a team of xenoarchaeologists investigating alien ruins deep below the surface of a toxic planet. He is also a voice actor, and can be heard as Hector Ivory in Kalila Stormfire's Economical Magick Services and Colonel Hayden in Copperheart. Link to main show www.amongthestarsandbones.com The Negotiation Show Notes A skilled corporate negotiator in his toughest assignment yet... The Negotiator: Chris Magilton The Boy: Dominic Magilton Written and Produced by Chris Magilton, creator of sci-fi audio drama Among the Stars and Bones. Check out @AmongStarsBones on Twitter to find out more. Transcript Negotiator: Alright (sigh), been a tough negotiation. So, to sum up: I've conceded to increased face-to-face meeting time between us, and indeed I think that will be great for our working relationship going forward. I've given you the accommodations you've asked for on our hours of operation. The uh...weekly bonus you argued for was a tough ask, but has been accepted by senior management. So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? Boy: No! I'm not going to bed! Negotiator sighs. Chris: Performed by Chris and Dominic Magilton. Written by Chris Magilton, creator of the audio drama Among the Stars and Bones. Music: Meticulous Task by Evil Mind Entertainment

Bio: Rob Stringer writes sci-fi sitcom podcast, Oblivity. He's also one half of 'musicians' Nik and the Sputz, and their alter-egos, Auctioneers – an Oxford-UK-based duo. @robdmstringer Links to Oblivity: www.oblivitypodcast.com https://oblivity.libsyn.com/ NARRATOR: "I'm sorry?" She winced in her kneeling spot beside the cabbage roses. From behind the crumbling wall, the silhouette whispered again. She shielded her eyes with a mud-caked cotton glove, and a cold breeze stole past her cheek, disturbing the untucked strands of her white fringe. "I can't hear you from over there!" The dim figure glided to her gate — a lattice of iron and ivy — and waited. The sky dragged a shroud of darkness across her rosemary bed. Negotiating knee complaints, she clambered to her feet, and every neighbouring garden came into view; brown and withered. "It's no good, I'll have to come to you", she said; the pruning shears snug in her grip. Show notes: Written and voiced by Rob Stringer, creator of sci-fi sitcom podcast Oblivity. Listen for cybernetic rodents and crème de menthe. www.oblivitypodcast.com @oblivitypodcast

Episode notes: "The Hallway" was written, edited, and produced by Derek Graziano Bio: Derek Graziano is the host and producer of Rolling Misadventures, a tabletop actual play podcast meets short form audio drama, and cohost of LifeWorld, a true crime discussion podcast focusing on cybercrime. Show Links: www.rollingmisadventures.com https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld Twitter: @RMisadventures Transcription: You awaken in bed, to the sound of soft running water down the hall. As you slowly fumble from your room, you enter a pitch black hallway, save for a sliver of light at the end. You make your way cautiously forward, the floorboards creaking with each step. Hand trembling on the doorknob, you throw the door open to a blinding light. As your eyes adjust, you see your roommate standing before you with a look of confusion. "I'm just washing my hands. Go back to bed you goof." This episode of "Listen. Rinse. Repeat." was brought to you by Derek Graziano of Rolling Misadventures. Sounds were used under creative commons. Music used under creative commons from http://www.looperman.com

Real life super-family Aaron, June, and Lizzie are 2/3 Oz 9 assassins and 1/3 ridiculously cute kiddo. Talented beyond all reasonable measure, they live in IL and occasionally in outer space. Lizzie Stays Seven Narrator: She got to 7 and decided she'd had enough growing up. She was tall enough to reach the cookie jar, strong enough to earn the respect of Brad the bully, fast enough to catch Scooby when he got out, smart enough to know the important stuff like the order of the planets, brave enough to stick her foot out from under the blankets and over the edge of the bed, even on Halloween night. Lizzie: "Seven is enough. Gracie is 8 and doesn't believe in Santa Claus or magic wands anymore. I'm good right here," Narrator: said Lizzie. And she was. Voiced by Aaron Clark and Lizzie Written by Shannon Perry https://oz-9.com

Bio: The Ladies of Strange is a comedy podcast where we talk about everything from true crime, paranormal, conspiracy, and anything else we find questionable, odd, or eerie. Sit down with us every Thursday for a story presented by one of the hosts and learn with us that everyone has something they find strange, let us tell you why (sometimes) it's not. Places to find the show: https://theladiesofstrange.com/listen-2/ Transcript: Ashley: Hello and welcome! We are The Ladies of Strange I'm Ashley Tiffany: I'm Tiffany Rebecca: And I'm Rebecca Ashley: Thank you for joining us for this special mini episode as we discuss... Tiffany: How long to wash ya' BEEP hands Rebecca: And to not get down with the sickness. Are you guys ready for 20 seconds of random facts? Ashley: Let's do it. Tiffany: Yes, Please. Rebecca: Alright I am starting a timer. You will know when it goes off 'cuz it is very very loud. Ashley: Perfect. Rebecca: 3…2…1. Weird laws in Georgia of the U.S. of A. Number 1: It's illegal to keep a donkey in a bath tub. Number 2: You can't live on a boat for more that 30 days of the calendar year even if you're just passing though the state which doesn't make sense 'cuz we're mostly land bound. Number 3: You can carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket except on Sunday's. Ashley: Fair Rebecca: Number 4: You cannot give away a goldfish to entice someone to play bingo. Why I don't know. ALARM SOUNDS. Ashley: Perfect! Rebecca: And your hands are clean. Tiffany: I am so impressed. Good job ma'am.

Talon Stradley is a writer, musician, and audio producer based out of Long Beach, California. He is the creator of the award winning fiction podcast Newton's Dark Room Presents as well as his other podcasts Main Street Mythology, The Whole Way Through, and Cochlea. Talon is currently working on his Recording Arts degree at Cal State Dominguez Hills. Episode Name: Loose Milk Show Notes: A new farmer bought a cow but no bucket to carry all this milk! Produced by Talon Stradley of Newton's Dark Room and performed by Trent Stradley. Transcript: [Sloshing] Woah, oh no! I'm just, I'm carrying loose milk and I— I just, I got the cow but I don't have the bucket and now I have to carry the milk everywhere. It's all just everywhere. Spilling all over. I got to really keep it up. And all this loose milk. Aw man. Woah! Aw, man! Oh geez! It's spilling and sloshing. And oh, it's like juggling nothing and it's so hard and there's loose milk everywhere. I should've got a bucket. This episode was produced by Talon Stradley of Newton's Dark Room with a vocal performance by Trent Stradley. Main Show Link: https://link.chtbl.com/NDRP

You! Come into our Museum of Oddities where untold delights await the curious. But be careful what you touch, there might be consequences… "The Finger Guillotine" is an episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Jack Marvin, written and produced by Emma Brown and Sean Abplanalp of Husk. More information about Husk can be found at huskpodcast.com. Sean Abplanalp and Emma Brown are a creative team from Portland, Oregon and the writers/directors/producers behind Husk. They are currently working on a forthcoming podcast entitled Troubled Waters set to be recorded post-pandemic. Sean is the author of two books, professional actor, and musician. Emma is a professional marketer and enjoys writing. The Finger Guillotine Welcome fine traveler to the Cavendish Museum of Oddities! Oh! I see you're taken with our handheld guillotine? Indeed an interesting specimen. According to Medieval Chronologies the high courts used this very on to sever the fingers of thousands that broke the law. Indeed, these splatters are from a guest that got a little grab happy. Would you like to take a closer look? Here, why don't you hold it? SFX: Slice AHHHHHH! This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was Voiced by Jack Marvin, written and produced by Emma Brown and Sean Abplanalp of Husk Podcast.

Dr. Scott Viguié holds two doctorate degrees and is an archaeologist, attorney, actor and author which of course makes him perfect for the role of archaeologist Eli Sherzberg. (more on the good doctor below) INT: Doctor Geek's Office SFX: Music intro Deus Ex: Welcome to Doctor Geek's Moment of Science Dr Geek: While most of us are sheltering in place, remember that ordinary soap and water are very powerful tools that can keep us all healthy. Why is that? Because viruses generally consist of RNA, proteins and lipids. There are no strong bonds holding these building blocks together, so it doesn't take much effort for the soap to dissolve the lipid (or fatty) layer causing the virus to become inactive. That's right, with soap the power to fight this pandemic is in your hands! Dr Geek: This episode of listen rinse repeat was voiced by Dr. Scott Viguie and written by Doctor Geek's Laboratory of Applied Geekdom www.drgeeklab.com Before his wife will permit him to go back to graduate school, yet again, Scott will have to promise to move on to something that starts with a "B". As luck would have it, Scott is also the first bionic man. Well, … not exactly. In reality, Scott was one of the first to undergo extensive orthopedic surgery to compensate for cerebral palsy. While these cutting edge techniques did in fact grant him the ability to walk, making him better … stronger … faster, his new abilities did not in fact come with the cool sound effects. So began a lifelong obsession with science, technology, and the science fiction that inspires them. Scott's love of all things science fiction and fantasy can be heard on various podcasts, including Transmissions From Gallifrey, Articles of the Shadow Proclamation, Earth Station One, and Earth Station Who. Scott is also one of the writers for Continuum Force, penning several of the episodes. Throughout the year, Scott travels the convention circuit, appearing at such conventions as Dragon*con, Time Lord Fest, and TimeGate, where he can be seen participating in Doctor Who related panels and speaking on such topics as "The Archaeology of Stargate". Scott established Doctor Geek's Laboratory and Doctor Geek's Science Fair in the hope that it would encourage a rekindled sense of optimism for the future. That it would bring about enthusiasm for innovation. That it would bring the fictional world of tomorrow, one step closer to today. Scott is also a consultant for the Science & Entertaiment Exchange, a volunteer network based out of Los Angles that connects productions with experts who can add a little science to the fiction.

About The Bird Brain Podcast: The Bird Brain Podcast is a unique birdie with a mix of Health and Wellness on Mondays, and Fridays short horror stories on the sub chapter "Night Owl"; Flight or Fright. Show Notes : We all have a daily routine, and run a process of what needs to be done in our heads even if it's just a little pep talk. But then there are those thoughts that always seem to sneak in! This episode of "Listen, Rinse, Repeat" was written and narrated by, Isaiah Frizzelle of The Bird Brain Podcast. "Sweet Talk" Written By Isaiah Frizzelle Transcript "Sweet Talk" Guy stands in the mirror talking to himself. Head voice: Alright, take a deep breath. *inhales* Head voice: Alright repeat after me Guy: After Me Head voice: Not funny, focus Guy: Ok, Ok Head Voice: I'm amazing Guy: I'm amazing Head voice: I'm great Guy: I want cake Head voice: Ay ! Guy: I'm sorry, it rhymes. Head voice: Focus ! Guy: Okay, Okay, I'm great Head voice: I'm powerful Guy: I'm powerful Head voice: I let go of stress Guy: I let go of stress… because stressed spelled backwards is desserts Head voice: Would you…oh wait you're right. Never mind you're great let's just go get cake.

Listen Rinse Repeat: Maddy Searle : Show notes This piece features the character of Hazel, an Earth Witch from the Alternative Stories and Fake Realities miniseries "The Angel's Calling" by Victoria J Price Hazel is played by British voice actor and writer Maddy Searle, the creator and performer of the podcast The Prickwillow Papers Music and sound design are by Chris Gregory Transcript : "As an Earth witch, I know a thing or two about magic. I'll let you in on a secret: there's a little magic inside all of us, and it can be found in even the smallest of gestures. A laugh, a smile, checking in on a friend. You have magic in you, too. Make sure you use it."

Protect Your Privacy was written and performed by Jordache and Nikki Richardson from the Top of the Round Podcast. PROTECT YOUR PRIVACY TRANSCRIPT WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY JORDACHE AND NIKKI RICHARDSON Hi I'm Barry And I'm Susan And welcome to the Don't Think Just Spend Network where we fulfill all your needs for twice the price. Are you tired of junk mail? Are you tired of people calling you? Send us your social security and credit card numbers and we'll steal your identity – so they're calling US instead! What a bargain! Totrpodcast.com Twitter: @totrcast Instagram: @topoftheround Facebook: @topoftheround "bike_bell_ding" by inspectorj (https://freesound.org/people/inspectorj/) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "crowd_oohs_and_ahhs_in_excitement" by noah0189 (https://freesound.org/people/ noah0189/) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "soft-blip-e" by newagesoup (https://freesound.org/people/newagesoup/) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

I have something that I need you to do for me, since you're already pausing to wash your hands. I need you to remember something super-important. Isolation isn't just a physical thing. It's mental, as well, and it can be scary and hard and dark. But you matter. I mean it. Even when you're alone, you're not. Reach out. Call. Text. You matter. You really do. Ignorance Was Bliss website: iwbpodcast.com Kate is a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figure out how we become who we are.

John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents, Ken Burns 'Quarantine' AMBROSE: Dearest Eulabelle The situation grows dire. Russian Doll and Stranger Things no longer content me. Only Jeff Dunham specials beckon. Curse the algorithm, and his moving lips. Send strength. Yours, Ambrose ANNOUNCER: Produced by John and Faith Dowgin of the Mission: Rejected podcast.

Karin Heimdahl Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden. Links Y2K website https://y2kpod.com/ Listen https://y2kpod.com/episodes/ November 2012 – part 3 of 3 I think, this moment, this very moment, I will remember this. The little boy in the red snowsuit. And me. We are both here, and we almost weren't. You- (child giggles, laugh) Hey, what you got there? Eeew. Glitter glue? (laughs) What am I supposed to do with a handful of glitter glue? (sounds of vigorous hand wiping, child giggling) My little glitter monster. (car unlock beep) CREDITS This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written, produced and voiced by Karin Heimdahl, that's me! I'm the creator of audio drama Y2K. Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

Written by Eddie Louise | Performed by Justin Bremer Gardigal slammed his staff into the hard, slate flagstones, the ringing thunk timed to his footsteps as he traversed the breezeway between domestic chambers and his tower. He was not sure what Eilidgh thought she was up to, but the ridiculous notion that she could choose her own future was a weed that he would soon prune from her garden. The wails of the girl's tears danced in his wake and a small smile crooked the corner of his lips. He would turn the child's weakness to his advantage. Her hysterics were proof that she was incapable of arranging her own marriage. Gardigal would do what was best. [Chuckle evilly over screams of the princess] CREDITS: Justin Bremer plays The Narrator in THE TALES OF SAGE AND SAVANT. Eddie Louise is writer and co-producer of same. Find them on Twitter @SageAndSavant or at www.SageAndSavant.com

JC De La Torre is the creator, head writer and producer of the Continuum Force and the Vampires of White Chapel audio dramas. He is an author (Ancient Rising), creator of the IDW comic series Star Mage, and with his wife, Rita, a filmmaker (Seekers of the Lost Worlds and the animated series version of Star Mage). JC's previous voice acting credits include Buzz in Continuum Force, Rick in Doctor Geek's Laboratory and various background characters in Vampires of White Chapel. He is also a composer and will be composing all the music in Season Two for both his shows. Episode Title: Vampires! Ext. The Streets of White Chapel SFX: Sounds of street traffic, it's night. Beep of a recorder. Cantello: Gio, There are vampires. They're real. They're not all sparkly and chatting up teenage girls, either. They're more like animals, transforming into these hideous creatures that don't just bite your neck but tear you limb from limb. Grosvernor believes Arianna is one of them. Turned by the serial killer she was chasing, Allister Connacher. I will find them and end them both for what they did to Carl. I swear it. Narrator: This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat was voiced by Rita De La Torre and written by JC De La Torre of Vampires of White Chapel.

Once, in Cobalt... I ran until my feet could no longer carry me. I slumped down against a tree to catch my breath hoping he wasn't close behind. I heard the stories, but I didn't think they were true. Old Yellow Top? A name that makes a monstrous humanoid beast sound more like a child's teddy bear. But I heard the footfall and I knew he was there before I even turned my head… where he held out a trillium, the first of the season and then slumped down beside me, smiling. Maybe his name was appropriate after all. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written and voiced by Jackie Jorgenson of the original fairytale audio drama, Tales From The Aether. Show Link:​ ​https://anchor.fm/talesfromtheaether Podchaser of Tales From The Aether: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/tales-from-the-aether-972129 My Podchaser Creator Page: https://www.podchaser.com/creators/jackie-jorgenson-107a4YsYHW Jackie Jorgenson is a 5x award-winning actor with comedy and classical training. She is also a 3x award-winning screenwriter with a focus on comedy, drama, and fantasy.

Bio: Ann Sloan is the creator of The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles, a podcast sitcom. She hates talking about herself in the 3rd person so she'll stop now. Show link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-carl%C3%B6tta-beautox-chronicles/id1453887562 Welcome to Books While Handwashing…today Charles Dickens' masterpiece A Tale of Two Cities. Chapter One. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity? Really? I mean, can't you just make up your mind Dickens? Because it kind of feels to me like you're just trying to cover you a**. This has been Ann Sloan from the Carlötta Beautox Chronicles Written and "performed"(ha!) by Ann Sloan Music: Music from https://filmmusic.io "Evening Melodrama" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Bagels and Brunettes - The Perp Narrator: Previously on Bagels and Brunettes... Kennedy: Johnsonivowitz, you let the perp get away! Johnsonivowitz: I don't think so, Kennedy. You're the one who let the perp get away. Chief: (very angry) Actually, you both let that bird get away! Johnsonivowitz: Bird? We said perp, Chief. Chief: Perp? I could have sworn you said bird. My bad. Well you two can work that out between you then. Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal as the Narrator https://ninthworldjournal.com Featuring: Shannon Perry of Oz 9 as Kennedyhttps://oz-9.com Karin Heimdahl, producer of Y2K Podcast as Johnsonivowitzhttps://y2kpod.com Kyle Jones, producer of Discussing Network as the Chiefhttps://www.discussingnetwork.com Music is "Hot Pursuit" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Dwayne Farver Manifestations Transcript Growing up, there was a recurring dream that I would have. I would go into a room, turn on the light, but there was a flash – and the bulb would immediately burn out. So, I would go into another room to turn on that light so I could see to change the other lightbulb. But when I would turn that light on, flash! No lights there either. That was when the dread would set in. I knew they were there. Shadowy figures standing in the corners. One time, something made me angry. I rushed at the one closest to me, with my hands outstretched to grab it. What I grabbed on to felt like denim overalls. That was when I woke up, laughing hysterically. It was also the last time I had the dream. This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat was written and voiced by Dwayne Farver of Manifestations podcast. The scene music is "The Dark Side." It is used with permission from the composer, Chill Carrier. https://chillcarrier.bandcamp.com/track/the-dark-side Where to find me: Website: http://www.podmanifest.com/ Hosting: http://podmanifest.libsyn.com/ RSS Feed: https://podmanifest.libsyn.com/rss Twitter: https://twitter.com/PodManifest Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/podmanifest/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/podmanifest/ Contact us: [email protected]

Show notes - November 2012 This micro-memoir in three parts was written, produced and voiced by Karin Heimdahl. Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. Find out more at y2kpod.com Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. November 2012 – part 2 of 3 It is dark. As dark as it can only get in Gothenburg on a Tuesday afternoon in late November before the snow. I can smell it. It's coming tonight. Tomorrow we will dig out the sled and speed down the hill outside our house together, laughing and rolling around in the snow. But today, we are here, his hand in mine, his bulky winter boots sliding on the icy asphalt as we make our way towards the car. CREDITS This story was written, produced and voiced by Karin Heimdahl. Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. Find out more at y2kpod.com

This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written, produced, and performed by Gabriel Alvarez of Starcalled: a sci-fi, action audio fiction podcast. Sound and music also be Gabriel. Special thanks to Shannon Perry of the Oz-9 podcast and David S. Dear of A Ninth World Journal. start GUARDS (O.S.):​ Up here -- they went this way! Move, move, move! THE MAN: ​We're out of time. You're good with locks right? He pulls you to a locked door. THE MAN: ​Get those hands moving. He knocks on the door. THE MAN: ​This door's the only way back to the ship. I'll hold them off. He cocks his plasma bolter. THE MAN: ​You'd better be as good as they say. You unlock the first set of calipers on the door. THE MAN:​ You're almost through… ...you're pretty good. Don't think you're gonna get a bigger cut. The door unlocks and slides open. THE MAN: ​That's it! Move!! You both run through the door. He closes it. He grabs your shoulder. THE MAN:​ Hey. Nice work back there. Now let's get to the ship. end NARRATOR: ​This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written, produced, and performed by Gabriel Alvarez of Starcalled: a sci-fi, action audio fiction podcast. Find us on Twitter @starcalledradio.

PRRP is a multi-award-winning podcast that reviews the reviews of its podcast. It's good! Strange Eggs - Kiwi Transcript and Show Notes Kiwi lay big eggs. Not objectively big, but relatively big, compared to their tiny bodies, which are, I suppose, subjectively tiny. But like, the kiwi will take an entire month to produce a measly single egg, which ends up being like a fifth of their entire body weight. In fact, often the egg gets so big, they don't even eat leading up to its expulsion. They just take up too much space! But the good news is, if any of this can be good news, is that kiwi eggs are mostly yolk, about 2/3rds yolk, so when they're born, they basically are totally financially independent and free to go about their business. The kiwi lays strange eggs. Story by Kenneth Eckle, PRRP Music by Mx Michael

Mike Gagne is a full time Coastie, a full time podcaster (almost), a husband, and a father of three. Boston Harbor Horror Libsyn Feed: https://bostonhorror.libsyn.com/rss Sea Terrors, Parts One through Five, were written, produced and voice acted by Mike Gagne of Asylum 94 Productions, home of Boston Harbor Horror. INT: SHIP BERTHING AREA SOUNDS: Silence UNRELIABLE NARRATOR I wake with a start and looked about. I'm in my rack, but the ship has stopped. I pull on coveralls and (boots on metal ladder) scramble to get outside. EXT: STARBOARD SIDE OF UNNAMED COAST GUARD CUTTER UNRELIABLE NARRATOR We are adrift in the fog, there's not another crewmember in sight. I clamor up to the bridge and it, too, is empty. I grab the 1MC and say, (PA Filter) "All hands, lay to the weatherdecks!" I hear something in the distance (waves crashing) and pull on the ship's whistle (fog horn sounds). The fog clears and I see greenish black rocks surrounding oddly stacked structures - Cyclopean monoliths that pain my mind to witness.

Gregory Bratton is a songwriter, recording artist, and the creator of the podcast, Inspector Virlo Morton Lee. Show Notes The First Time on Mars A husband takes a giant leap for hygiene. Written and performed by Gregory Bratton from Inspector Virlo Morton Lee Music by Chip Michael Sound FX from https://freesound.org/ Creative Commons 0

Rob Stringer writes sci-fi sitcom podcast, Oblivity. He's also one half of 'musicians' Nik and the Sputz, and their alter-egos, Auctioneers – an Oxford-UK-based duo. @robdmstringer They smell blood NARRATOR:They smell blood, he'd heard. He flattened the peeling corners of the wet sticking plaster on his elbow, and shivered. The coastline was still an unimaginable distance away. He curled his toes over the edge of the rotting raft that floated on polystyrene blocks, anchored to the seabed by slick, weed-choked chains, and risked a glimpse. Spectres circled beneath the surface. Each a streamlined torpedo of deathless hunger. Dizzy, he looked back towards the scattered bodies, and spotted his brother's blue and white windbreak. He slowed his breathing, adjusted his goggles, and stretched his arms out ahead of him. Show notes: Written and voiced by Rob Stringer, creator of sci-fi sitcom podcast Oblivity. Listen for cybernetic rodents and crème de menthe. www.oblivitypodcast.com @oblivitypodcast

This piece features the character "The Lady Noor" from the Alternative Stories and Fake Realities miniseries "The Angel's Calling" by Victoria J Price Noor is played by Iraqi / Norwegian actress Saya Zahawi who has appeared in a number of Alternative Stories episodes and in BBC Radio Drama. Music and sound design are by Chris Gregory Transcript : "Call it magic, call it energy, call it what you will. Often it is our belief in something that helps the magic to grow. Witches like you and I hold the power within our fingertips to change the world. We can save a life, maybe many lives and all you need is soap and water." About Alternative Stories and Fake Realities Alternative Stories and Fake Realities is an anthology podcast producing audio drama, short fiction and poetry using writers and actors from both sides of the Atlantic from its base right in the middle of England. You can find us by searching alternative stories in your favourite podcast app or clicking on https://www.buzzsprout.com/411730 We're social on twitter https://twitter.com/StoriesAlt And Instagram https://www.instagram.com/stories.alt/ Email: [email protected]

This episode comes to you from Witchever Path, the interactive horror anthology where you can bring reward or ruin to our protagonists. Choose the Night. Choose the Unknown, Choose the Path. [sink going] Voice Today, you're going to conquer the world Look at yourself in the mirror Is this not the warlord you were mean to be? Are you not the champion of the wastelands? This very day, you'll [knock on door] Voice from outside Hurry up, I gotta pee. Voice [sighs] Just a minute!

Sea Terrors by Mike Gagne Transcript: INT: BRIDGE OF UNNAMED COAST GUARD CUTTER SOUNDS: Nighttime, sea ambiance, slight rumble of engines in the background. UNRELIABLE NARRATOR I stand my watch every night, midnight until zero-four. Last night was different. Out of a nowhere, a massive vessel bore down on us from the port side. Came out of nowhere. I yelled to the helmsman, "Hard to starboard! Port ahead full!" We were too late. I reached for the collision alarm right before the moment of impact, but felt nothing. I looked over my shoulder to see the skeletal bridge crew of the ship passing right through us. Credits: Mike Gagne is a full time Coastie, (almost) full time podcaster, husband and father of three. Boston Harbor Horror Libsyn Feed: https://bostonhorror.libsyn.com/rss These micro episodes: Sea Terrors - Ghost Ship and Sea Terrors - Arrival, were written, produced and voice acted by Mike Gagne of Asylum 94 Productions, home of Boston Harbor Horror.

You think you know math? You don't know math. INT. OFFICE IT GUY How was the math test? MATH GIRL Inconclusive. IT GUY You took a math test and you got an "inconclusive"? MATH GIRL No, I didn't take a test. We're testing math. IT GUY You're testing MATH ITSELF? MATH GIRL Math has shown some alarming trends. IT GUY What's wrong with math? MATH GIRL Among other things, it's warming. IT GUY MATH WARMING? MATH GIRL What are you doing? IT GUY I'm just compiling this week's reports. MATH GIRL How many numbers are you using? They're all over your screen. You're wasting too many numbers, you're a menace. IT GUY I - MATH GIRL In 100 years, there may not be any more math thanks to people like you. Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian.

Show Notes: Lasso the Tin Dog found Timmy at the bottom of a well! Produced by Talon Stradley of Newton's Dark Room. Transcript: [Metallic clanking] Cowdud: What is it, boy? [Metallic clanking] Cowdud: Oh no! Timmy fell down a well? [Metallic clanking] Cowdud: Well which well is it? [Metallic clanking] Cowdud: The one by the radioactive plant! [Metallic clanking] Cowdud: Well I better go back and get my keys so I can unlock— [Urgent metallic clanking] Cowdud: There's no time because he's chewing on a uranium ingot? [Metallic clanking] Cowdud: Oh, c'mon Lasso, let's go! Talon Stradley is a writer, musician, and audio producer based out of Long Beach, California. He is the creator of the award winning fiction podcast Newton's Dark Room Presents as well as his other podcasts Main Street Mythology, The Whole Way Through, and Cochlea. Talon is currently working on his Recording Arts degree at Cal State Dominguez Hills. Main Show Link: https://link.chtbl.com/NDRP

INDIFFERENCE TRANSCRIPT WRITTEN AND PERFORMED BY JORDACHE AND NIKKI RICHARDSON Are you tired? Are you stressed out? Are you constantly worried? Try the restorative powers of indifference Order now and get a 3 pack of vanilla, chocolate, and plain I used to overthink everything, until I found indifference… Warning: may cause bloating, a decreased sex drive, apathy, homicidal tendencies, hearing voices, regret, listening to the voices, spontaneous implosion, bees, the wrath of all bears on earth, unlimited pixie sticks, diarrhea, fruitcake, and mild swelling. Indifference was written and performed by Jordache and Nikki Richardson from the Top of the Round Podcast. Nikki and Jordache Richardson are married Washingtonians that edit, produce, and perform on the podcast Top of the Round. They have 2 fur babies and enjoy everything having to do with podcasting and voice acting. Totrpodcast.com Twitter: @totrcast Instagram: @topoftheround Facebook: @topoftheround Music from https://filmmusic.io "Fancy Family" by Rafael Krux (https://www.orchestralis.net/) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Rob Stringer writes sci-fi sitcom podcast, Oblivity. He's also one half of 'musicians' Nik and the Sputz, and their alter-egos, Auctioneers – an Oxford-UK-based duo. @robdmstringer Links to Oblivity: www.oblivitypodcast.com https://oblivity.libsyn.com/ Blue Smoke NARRATOR: Agent Zamora rubbed a close-shaven temple. He swore the bone-dry ticking of the cheap clock above him was half the cause of his migraine. "We know it was you, Blue Smoke, or whatever the tabloids call ya. Just tell us where you stashed the apparatus, and we can end this." The other contributing half imagined what it might be to throw her cuffed hands around his neck, and gently kiss his forehead. But she had a reputation to maintain, not to mention a tight timescale. "You've gotten further than most. You'll find me again." She braced herself as the hour hand crept towards six pm. Beneath her newly-scarred skin, her skeleton glimmered and hummed. Show notes: Written and voiced by Rob Stringer, creator of sci-fi sitcom podcast Oblivity. Listen for cybernetic rodents and crème de menthe. www.oblivitypodcast.com @oblivitypodcast

LISTEN RINSE REPEAT Dad Takes the Call Lee Shackleford SOUND: PHONE RINGS (EXT), IS PICKED UP DAD: Hello? Yes -- I'll call her to the phone! But -- while I have you on the line, I want you to know that my daughter is my precious baby -- don't interrupt -- and you both have age-appropriate hormones raging, so it's not impossible that the two of you may suddenly find yourselves as prospective parents! So just know that you and my grandchild will be welcomed into this family with all--Hello? Hello? SOUND: HANG UP PHONE DAD: Heh heh. ============= SHOW NOTES: When I was a young man, somebody's dad did this to me. I never forgot it. -- Lee Shackleford of RELATIVITY -- www.relativitypodcast.com

November 2012 – part 1 of 3 Transcript: (front door opening, outside ambience, footsteps) I look down at him, in his red snowsuit and his black hat with white stars sprinkled all over it, and I think: We did it. We made it all the way here. I take his hand and we walk across the parking lot. He looks up at me, proud of his newfound walking skills. Whoopsidaisy. Almost fell there. But all is well. CREDITS This micro-memoir in three parts was written, produced and voiced by Karin Heimdahl. Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. Find out more at y2kpod.com Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license.

PUNCH IT IN THE FACE Witch: You must pass a test. Now answer wisely. What do you do when life gives you lemons? Carlötta: You make lemonade? Witch: Wrong! You punch it in the face. What happens when the going gets tough? Carlötta: The tough get going? Witch: Wrong! The tough punch the going in the face! Carlötta: I think I'm getting it. Narrator: Wash your hands so they'll be nice and clean for when you punch Coronavirus in the face. A PSA from the Carlötta Beautox Chronicles. Show notes: Carlötta: Samantha Gordon Witch: Sarah Agor Narrator: Ann Sloan Written and produced by Ann Sloan Music: The Chamber by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4486-the-chamber License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Do thunderstorms awaken the wolf in you? Or the witch? Transcript: It was the perfect storm. The thunder was equal parts crackle and boom, and the lightning that followed threw off shards of light, split the dark and sewed it up again. This night, this moon, this storm were for wolves and witches, and Sara, who was a bit of both, headed towards the mountaintops where the wild things were. Voiced by: Bonnie Brantley Written by: Shannon Perry Find more by both of us on Oz 9 podcast. Available on about any podcatcher, including wherever you're listening to this.

Donk (formerly C4) of Best in Galaxy has recently come into some money and decides to start a family. It doesn't go all that well. Don't forget to #WashYourHands Story and voice by Mark Restuccia

A great, 60-second question: Where do lakes come from? Lather up and give this explanation a listen! Find more stories by Allison Schleisman and more voicework by Thomas Anthony Jones by finding Elaine's Cooking for the Soul on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever else you find your survivalist podcasts. www.patreon.com/elainescooking TRANSCRIPT: When the Big Mice arrived, they landed in the mitten-shaped state of Michigan. This was long before mittens were a thing. The Big Mice liked Michigan, but it surrounded by nothing but empty canyons. So they set out to find water. Which they did. Find water, I mean. Each Big Mouse filled its cheeks up real big, ran back to Michigan, and spit into the empty canyons. They put on floppy hats and learned how to do underwater somersaults. It was nice. But the Big Mice had other worlds to explore, and eventually piled back into their translucent traveling sphere and rolled away, leaving behind nothing but good vibes. This was long after good vibes were a thing. Story written by Allison Schleisman Voice by Thomas Anthony Jones Artwork by Tyler Snodgrass: on Instagram @tyler_snod and on Twitter @tylersnod

Service Human #1: Can I help you? Human #2: Yes, can I get two pancakes with a side of bacon? Human #1: You do realize this is the Army Recruitment Office… Human #2: Oh. Well then I'll have two pancakes with a side of bacon, and thank you for your service. Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World JournalVoice of Human #2 Featuring Lee Shackleford, producer of Relativity PodcastVoice of Human #1

How many times can you really sing Happy Birthday or the ABCs before you're ready to launch the paper towel dispenser out the nearest window? (Apparently the answer is 88, but we won't discuss how we know that.) To ease the pain of yet another 20 seconds standing at the sink, a group of podcasters have come together to create these 20-second (ish) shorts. Our Micro-Podcasts Against Micro-Organisms will entertain you AND help you reduce the spread of disease. So, fire one up, lather up, and listen, rinse, repeat! Thank you to Lee Shackleford of Relativity Podcast for the artwork, and Chip Michael of Sage & Savant for music! Voiced by Richard Nadolny and Shannon Perry of Oz 9.