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S1 Ep 144Dirty

Written, produced and performed by: Orlando Segarra Just Press Playhouse is made up of Orlando Segarra and Gabe Templin. JPP produces Time Trip! and an anthology channel Just Press Playhouse Presents which houses Kid Pros and stand alone episodes such as Lights On in Puerto Rico! Time Trip!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/time-trip/id1491176296 Kid Pros: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-press-playhouse-presents/id1145020758 TRANSCRIPT HYPNO VOICE Dirty. You're so dirty. Yeah. Turn that faucet on. Yeah. There you go. Do it. Pump that soap. Pump it. More. More for your hands. Scrub scrub scrub. Dirty human. Wash your hands like the nasty person you are. You're so filthy. Nice and soapy. Wash those dirty hands you filthy human. Don't forget between your fingers. Nasty. Wash your dirty, filthy hands. You're such a filthy person. Now rinse. Rinse. Rinse them all off. There you go. You'll be back. You can't help yourself. You dirty thing.

Apr 22, 20200 min

S1 Ep 143Generization

Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn't know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself. Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel. Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets. http://yourbrainonfacts.com/ TRANSCRIPT Jet ski, jacuzzi, kleenex, and thermos are all brand names, as are cellophane, escalator, trampoline, dry ice, velcro, chapstick, laundromat, kerosene, zipper, hovercraft, video tape, dumpster, and yo-yo. The process of a brand name coming to stand for all similar products is genericization.

Apr 22, 20200 min

S1 Ep 142Nigel Pillow Interviews Sir Ian McKellen

Almost Pulitzer Prize winning film critic and man desperate for relevancy, Nigel Pillow, interviews the one and only Sir Ian McKellen. This episode is explicit. Written by Ann Sloan, Performed by David Allen, Ann Sloan https://www.carlottapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT NIGEL PILLOW: I'm Nigel Pillow, former editor of Film Comment magazine and now I do bonus content for The Carlötta Beautox Chroncles. Keep me in your prayers. Today, I am sitting down with one of the greatest stage and screen stars of all time, Sir Ian McKellen. IAN MCKELLEN: Hello, hello, hello, I'm Ian McKellen, Kellen, Kellen. NIGEL PILLOW: We seem to be experiencing some technical difficulties with your audio. Perhaps we can have the engineer check the connection? ENGINEER: Sir Ian, can we get a sound check please? IAN MCKELLEN: Certainly. Certainly. I like big butts and I can not lie. Lie. Lie. NIGEL PILLOW: Perhaps we'll connect with him another time. Quel domage. "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Apr 22, 20200 min

S1 Ep 141Send to Sender - Part 3 of 4

In outer space, technician Shula receives a worrying message from her wife - Néa. What will Shula find on her return? This episode is not explicit. Shula - Kirsty Woolven Computer - Marnie Warner Néa - Tal Minear Written and produced by Kirsty Woolven. Kirsty Woolven is a voice actor from the UK who can be heard in many current and upcoming audio fiction podcasts, like Y2K, The Kingery, Sidequesting and Descendants. Currently, she is creating her first audio drama - Arrivals. Arrivals is an upcoming audio drama set in two alternate realities; one of them is for people sent to live the rest of their lives in solitude. Sidequesting, a fantasy podcast about avoiding the main plot. Marnie is a voice actor who can currently be heard in Smoke & Mirrors, Finding Atlas (To Have & To Hold), and an upcoming episode of The Pilgrimage Saga. Arrivals - https://arrivalspod.carrd.co/ Sidequesting - https://sidequesting.carrd.co/ TRANSCRIPT Send to Sender - Part 3 of 4 [Shula is fixing partition 5 while humming.] SHULA - That should be it - let's power up. [Shula flips the switch to power partition 5 back on.] COMPUTER - Incoming message. Historical. [A garbled message from Néa plays - it's difficult to pick out what is being said.] [Shula drops her spanner.] SHULA - May..day? Help? A...solarflare?! I have to go back now - what if Néa's hurt? KIRSTY - This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written and produced by Kirsty Woolven, who also voiced Shula. The Computer was voiced by Marnie Warner and Néa was voiced by Tal Minear. SFX: freeSFX - http://freesfx.co.uk Music: Very Low Note by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4581-very-low-note License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Apr 22, 20200 min

S1 Ep 140Villainous Anonymous

Dr. Schwarm has a fatal misunderstanding for why we are all here. This episode is made for kids. Written and Performed by Kennedy Phillips, Music by Adam Halpin www.maguselgar.com www.kennedyphillips. org. TRANSCRIPT NARRATOR Greetings, and welcome to Listen Rinse and Repeat. Today episode is entitled: Villainous Anonymous. I am Kennedy Phillips, your entertainer for today. Please apply your soap generously to your hands, and prepare to sanitize. Three two one, begin! INT. COMMUNITY CENTER, DAY. Slam! The door is opened as people are discussing and washing their hands. DR. SCHWARM Ah! Yes it appears I am right on time. Behold fellow villains, I am Dr. Schwarm. And welcome to our monthly meetup! I see by your hands rubbing fervently together that you are EAGER to begin our diabolical planning. Ahahahaha! I have planned our itinerary to take control of the tricounty area. The streets are empty, and RIPE for conquest! Ding! DR. SCHWARM (CONT'D) What was that? NARRATOR You may now begin rinsing your hands. Well done. DR. SCHWARM Oh my god was this a hand washing party?! I-I-I am so sorry, my mistake, please go about your business. And don't call the cops! You uh, you need to sanitize your phones before you do, very dirty! And while you do that- it'll give me a head start to run! Running away. DR. SCHWARM (CONT'D) This is merely the calm before the schwarm! Ahahahaha! NARRATOR This has been Villainous anonymous, Presented by Kennedy Phillips from the Magus Elgar podcast. We thank you for washing. Music by Adam Halpin

Apr 19, 20201 min

S1 Ep 139Gremdemic

Georgie grows restless during a month-long gremdemic, a gremlin pandemic. This episode is not explicit. Written by Kat Walker Shea and Rachel Greenberg Georgie voiced by Socks Whitmore Zabel voiced by Kat Walker Shea Kat Walker Shea and Rachel Greenberg are an LA based Director/Writer team. Kat is the creator of Georgie Romero Is Done For, a horror comedy podcast, and Rachel is the show's co-director and co-writer. They met as students at CalArts and have worked together ever since. https://anchor.fm/georgieromeroisdonefor TRANSCRIPT [GREMLINS SCREECHING AND SCRATCHING OUTSIDE] GEORGIE: This is so boring. We've been stuck inside the mansion for a month! ZABEL: This is what happens when the gremlins invade a town. Gremlin Control will handle it soon. GEORGIE: Hanako's taken over the TV to watch Kdramas. Do ghosts even need to be in lockdown? Zabel: I guess not, but she'll take any excuse to binge her dramas. I really like that one about the handsome monster dating the pretty yet very clumsy human…. Georgie: Please, no Kdrama recaps. Zabel: You could help me with this sourdough bread spell? Georgie: Why don't you just bake it? You know, like humans do. Zabel: Georgie, I'm not that bored. Georgie: Then I guess I'll rise to the occasion then. Zabel: Oh gods, quarantine is pushing us all to the edge. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Socks Whitmore and Kat Walker Shea of Georgie Romero Is Done For. It was written by Kat Walker Shea of Georgie Romero Is Done For. Thank you for listening! Sound Effects: freesound.org

Apr 19, 20200 min

S1 Ep 138Strangers In Strange Places, Part 2

Why is there a wizard in Basil's house? This episode is made for kids. This episode was written and produced by Tal Minear. The Wizard was voiced by David Hanna and Rion was voiced by Tal Minear. Tal is a podcaster, voice actor, and sound designer with too many passions and too little time. A Mechanical Engineer by daytime, they can be found working on audio fiction by night. Tal is the writer and producer for Sidequesting as well as the co-creator of Light Hearts and Ungifts. They enjoy voice acting in other productions, including Novitero, Sector Ø, and Witches of the City. Check out Tal's work at https://sidequesting.carrd.co/ Check out David's work at https://twitter.com/macintoshmaud TRANSCRIPT INTRO: Strangers in Strange Places, Part 2 of 5 [SFX: Cat shapeshifts into a person.] WIZARD: I'm sorry for borrowing your scarf, I get really cold when I'm a cat, for some reason. RION: But, why were you a cat? And why were you in Basil's house? WIZARD: Well, I'm a wizard. My specialty is transformation, you see. I'm here because one of my students accidentally got turned into a rat. RION: Okay I have some more questions. CREDITS: This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written and produced by Tal Minear. The Wizard was voiced by David Hanna and Rion was voiced by Tal Minear.

Apr 19, 20200 min

S1 Ep 137Dear Martha

A postcard from husband to wife, remembering an old dog they had. Written by Oscar Garrett, Performed by Jack Same A kid who lived at the Motel Americana in the 1980s with his family... and bugged the rooms. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The following was found written on a postcard sent from the Motel Americana dated July 5th, 1987: Dear Martha, Nothing like a road trip to get you strolling down memory lane. I'm in Jersey at a place called the Motel Americana and for some reason been thinking about that dog we had when the kids were little. Remember? Kids called her Glory? Frisky little pup, couldn't sit still, then protected those kids like nobody's business. Turned into a pretty creature. Regal. Still breaks my heart to think how quick she got so old. Her eyes clouded so she couldn't see straight. Bit anyone came knocking on the door. Then barking and growling at us , her own folks, poor thing. Then pissing inside the house, on the rug your mother gave us, pissing on her own bed. Had us screaming at each other trying to figure what to do about her. It was like she knew almost, then just disappeared. I loved that do. Old Glory. Hope to be home soon, George Kevin Macleod

Apr 19, 20201 min

S1 Ep 136MARTHA!!

What happens when your greatest enemy uncovers your ultimate weakness? This episode is not explicit. Performed by Kary Brown and Lee Shackleford. Written by Kyle Jones based on the concept by Clarence Brown. https://discussingnetwork.com TRANSCRIPT BATMAN: This is it, Joker. JOKER: IT?? I am not IT you Bat-brained nincompoop! BATMAN: Surrender and return to Arkham before anyone else gets hurt. JOKER: Oh, Bats..Bats..Bats. The jokes on you! After all these years I have ultimately discovered the one thing that will FINALLY break the bat. The one single simple solitary syllable, or is that double syllable? (LAUGHS) One Word! Your ultimate weakness. BATMAN: No more jokes, Joker. JOKER: Ok, I'll tell you! Always taking the fun outta everything. Remember that time when you and the big red boyscout decided to spend two excruciatingly boring hours trying to prove who's the alpha male? BATMAN: Oh, no. JOKER: I'm gonna say it! I'm gonna say it!! BATMAN: Go, you can go. Please, don't. Not again! JOKER: (LAUGHS) MARTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 19, 20200 min

S1 Ep 135Self-care

Self-care isn't all bubble baths and chocolate. This episode is not explicit. Kate said things Ignorance Was Bliss is by Kate, a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figure out how we become who we are. Website: iwbpodcast.com LifeWorld is cohosted by Kate and Derek, and is a look at cybercrime and the methods and personalities behind the use of the Internet as a weapon. Website: https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld iwbpodcast.com and www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld TRANSCRIPT I want to address self-care, for just a second. A lot of people are talking about all of the things they're getting done around their house, or new projects they're talking on, or ways they're pampering themselves, during the quarantine. Good for them. Really. But for some of us, getting out of bed is a big deal. Remembering to eat. Scrolling, or avoiding, social media. Making eye contact. It all counts. Give yourself credit for the things you can accomplish, not criticism for the things you think you should be doing. You matter.

Apr 19, 20200 min

S1 Ep 134Little Old Man

Things and people can look so different depending on the time of day. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Isaiah Frizzelle of The Bird Brain Podcast. The Bird Brain Podcast is a unique birdie with a mix of Health and Wellness on Mondays, and Fridays short horror stories on the sub chapter "Night Owl"; Flight or Fright. TRANSCRIPT "Little Old Man" Written By Isaiah Frizzelle Transcript The old man across the street would always go for walks in the morning. Everyday, a slow shuffle, hunched over, bit by bit. I watched him from my window every morning, talking to himself, walking to the end of the street and back. One morning I didn't see him. But that night, Old man didn't seem so old anymore as I watched him walk up to my door with something shiny in his hand.

Apr 19, 20200 min

S1 Ep 133Future You: Part 5 of 8

"Hello past me, future you again." In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received April 7, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU (serious) Hello past me, future you again. Things… Many things are going to go very wrong, and you are fast approaching the tipping point. April 20th. That's the date. I don't even remember what I did that day. Seems like it was just another day in quarantine. But you… you have to change it. You have to. COMPUTER (beep) Message ends. (beat) Message deleted. (beep) CREDITS This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl, who also voiced future you. The computer voice was Charlotte Norup. To hear more from us, check out Y2K and Calling Darkness. Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music also from Freesound https://freesound.org/people/Andrewkn/sounds/447511/

Apr 19, 20200 min

S1 Ep 132Friendships

Just two pals being pals. This was inspired when I overheard my daughter talking to a Halloween decoration. Written and performed by Mandy Hall of The Devil Hates Mondays. Mandy Hall is a counselor by day, a podcaster by night, and a nerd all the time. They've worked on Shoebox Podcast and Zoo podcast, and their newest show is The Devil Hates Mondays. Guest appearances by their 6-year old daughter, who enjoys being creepy. TRANSCRIPT Friend: Friendship's funny. It's strong as steel, but with one well-placed strike, you can swipe the whole thing away. Spider: Hmmm! Friend: I don't know why they call it ghosting when people just disappear on you. Everyone knows ghosts stick around forever. It's impossible to get rid of them! Spider: I like blood. Friend: Me too. Come on, spider, let's go ruin some friendships. This episode of Listen, Rinse Repeat was written and performed by Mandy Hall of The Devil Hates Mondays.

Apr 19, 20200 min

S1 Ep 131Scout Ship Emissary (Part 3)

Captain Bywater explores the polar regions of Planet Zeta Leporis II. The card drawn for this episode was the Eight of Clubs. This episode is not explicit. Played and performed by Grahame Turner from The Role Less Taken (which usually has way more jokes).This has been an Actual Play of 'Alone Among the Stars' by Takuma Okada, available at https://noroadhome.itch.io/. therolelesstaken.podbean.com TRANSCRIPT Ship's log: Captain Weston Bywater of the Scout Ship Emissary. Planet Zeta Leporis II [Dice Roll] Part 2 of 3 There is a type of tree that grows in the sub-zero temperatures of the south pole of this planet. While examining a sample, I find that it is a pale purple beneath the layer of ice, with pale, yellow needles that appear healthy. It gives no fruit, but could make suitable lumber. This has been an Actual Play of 'Alone Among the Stars' by Takuma Okada

Apr 19, 20200 min

S1 Ep 130Ostium Network Recording 3

Steve Chase reporting from the Ostium Network. Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. Creator and writer for the Ostium Podcast, the Circe Podcast, and Writing Walks. http://www.ostiumpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Don't know why that keeps happening. But I was going to say it even changed the way business was done. It wasn't all about money and getting rich and being greedy anymore. It was about providing for those less fortunate. Being rich became a bad thing. A shameful thing. And in the end everyone was brought together, while the world healed. I just thought you should know. I hope it helps wherever you are. Radio Static from Gowlermusic at Freesound.org.

Apr 19, 20200 min

S1 Ep 129Ken Burns 'Quarantine': Part 4

In this edition of Ken Burns Quarantine, Eullabelle replies to Ambrose about home schooling This episode is not explicit. Written by John P. Dowgin. Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. https://missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents, Ken Burns 'Quarantine'. EULLABELLE: Dearest Ambrose, Had I wished to serve as an schoolmarm, I'd have endeavored to educate myself. I did not, yet here I stand, trying to calm a wee one who wishes not to color number animals, whilst explaining Shakespeare to the teen. Macbeth can suck it. The cabernet is my respite. Always, Eullabelle

Apr 19, 20200 min

S1 Ep 128MULTIVERSAL DIAL 378

Your radio has been acting weird... You're not sure the transmissions are from this universe... This episode is not explicit. Voiced, written, and produced by Cap Blackard of The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program. Cap Blackard is a multidisciplinary artist specializing in writing, illustration, and podcasting. She's the showrunner of the award-winning audio drama, The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, a queer horror-comedy; co-creator the forthcoming animated series, Lightning Dogs; and is Mother Brain of Omniverse, her media company focused on storytelling podcasts. Her forthcoming series, TRANScend is a genre-bending autobiography exploring her transgender journey and the interconnectedness of all things. https://cthulhumystery.com https://omniverse.media TRANSCRIPT [Radio dial static] AUDIBLE AUDIO: Business Lube is made with genuine caterpillars. [Radio dial static] [Plucky, friendly music] CHEERFUL WOMAN: I love hot noods. For a quiet night in, a romantic evening, or getting the whole family together. Those store bought noods just don't do it for me. It's gotta be the homemade stuff - like momma used to make. All kinds of noods: thick and round, thin and nimble, or twisted into strange shapes. That's why I use send noods - a noodle delivery service that brings artisanal noods direct to your door. [Door knocking/open] DELIVERY MAN: Your spaghetti noodles, mam! Nice and long, perfect for slurping. CHEERFUL WOMAN: Mmm. I'll say. Send Noods. There's never a dull night when you send noods. [Radio static/ Dial noises] CAP BLACKARD: This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced, written, and produced by Cap Blackard of The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program. [OMNIVERSE AUDIO BRAND] Sunny Weekend by Diva Production Music - Licensed via Melody Loops

Apr 16, 20200 min

S1 Ep 127Hard Pressed

Priorities are hard. This episode is not explicit. Hard Pressed was written and performed by Jordache and Nikki Richardson from the Top of the Round Podcast. totrpodcast.com TRANSCRIPT HARD PRESSED TRANSCRIPT WRITTEN AND PERFOMED BY JORDACHE AND NIKKI RICHARDSON Dr: [mumbling] If I could find a way to keep the temperature down but increase the pressure on the fluids then I should be able to theoretically not see a decrease in the concentration levels of – Rachael: Sir shouldn't you get back to the --- Dr.: Not now Rachael! Can't you see I am doing essential work! Now where was I? Right, if I can increase the pressure Rachael: Dr. Fibonacci, it's just, you're spiraling again. Sir. Dr. Fibonacci: I, you're right Rachael. It's a bad habit, but do you not think this work is essential?! Rachael: Compared to the governor asking you to find a way to get test results faster? No I think the new French press can wait. Progress by AlekSound Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6019-progress License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Apr 16, 20200 min

S1 Ep 126Becky and the Ocelot

Becky is having trouble with an ocelot. This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear. Performed by Sarah Golding and David Ault. David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. https://ninthworldjournal.com https://sarahgoldingvoiceactorandmore.weebly.com/ http://www.davidault.co.uk/ TRANSCRIPT BECKY Excuse me... I need to return this. SHOPKEEP Um, that's an ocelot. BECKY Yes, I know it's an ocelot. I wish to return it. SHOPKEEP Why in God's name would you think that was a good idea? Having an ocelot as a pet? BECKY It was not meant to be a pet. It was supposed to be a helper ocelot. SHOPKEEP And you don't see the problem with that? BECKY Of course I do! It's not helping! Music is "Music to Delight" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Apr 16, 20200 min

S1 Ep 125Astronomy

Lars went to Palmer to see the Pope's Astronomer! This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Kevin Traywick and Kari Aguila of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Astronomy. Hey, Lars! How was your trip over to Palmer? Pretty good. I got to see the Pope's astronomer. THE Pope's astronomer? Yep, he was doing a lecture on astronomy, religion, the universe. In Palmer, Alaska. Father Francis O'Bean asked me to go to the lecture and tell him about it. He loves stuff like that. Yeah, Fr. Francis is always pondering those big questions, like, Why are we here? What's the meaning of life? I guess, as the light fades from the sky, and the aurora borealis begin to dance across the darkness above, these are the things worth thinking about. So, did the Pope's astronomer reveal all? Did you learn all the secrets of the universe in that lecture? Actually, I fell asleep after it started. You fell asleep?! Well, it was really hot in that room and they turned out all the lights. Fair enough. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Kevin Traywick and Kari Aguila of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila.

Apr 16, 20201 min

S1 Ep 124Birth Mark

Written by Charlotte O'Farell Voice : Joy Hayward Music and Sound Design : Chris Gregory Alternative Stories and Fake Realities is an anthology podcast producing audio drama, short fiction and poetry using writers and actors from both sides of the Atlantic from its base right in the middle of England. You can find us by searching alternative stories in your favourite podcast app or clicking on https://www.buzzsprout.com/411730 We're social on twitter https://twitter.com/StoriesAlt And Instagram https://www.instagram.com/stories.alt/ Email: [email protected] Charlotte O'Farell is a horror writer. A lifelong fan of the genre, she aims to share her love of the weird and wonderful with her readers. Her stories have appeared in 25 anthologies. She writes daily flash fiction on Twitter. @ChaOFarrell and always enjoys interacting with her readers. She lives in Nottingham with her husband, daughter and cat. https://www.amazon.com/Charlotte-OFarrell/e/B07SBKX1G6?ref=dbs_p_ebk_w0m_abau_000000 Joy Hayward is a prolific voice actor and member of the Alternative Stories team. TRANSCRIPT "I looked nothing like my parents. "You're special", they told me. "The stork left you here!" I assumed I was adopted. One day I saw a true crime show about a baby kidnapped the year I was born. She had a birthmark on her hand. I looked at the mark on my own…." Music and sound design are by Chris Gregory

Apr 16, 20200 min

S1 Ep 123Reactor Meltdown

In an unavoidable turn of events, a professor activates the meltdown sequence on the reactor, and now it's up to him and his assistant to save the city before it's too late. This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Kendon Luscher https://www.buzzsprout.com/815707 TRANSCRIPT Professor: Uh-oh Assistant: What is it, Professor? Professor: I may have accidentally triggered the emergency meltdown sequence on the reactor. Assistant: The what? Why would that even be a feature? Professor: There's no time to explain. The only way to deactive it is by telling it your most embarrassing childhood memories while I type in the code. Assistant: Me? Professor: Yes, you! Now Go! Assistant: The time my teacher called on me in geometry... Professor: Not embarrassing enough! Assistant: The time I slipped... Professor: Not embarrassing enough! Assistant: The time I pooped my pants in gym class! Professor: Thank you. The world will remember you as a hero.

Apr 16, 20200 min

S1 Ep 122Strange Eggs - Caecilian

Caecilians lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael PRRP is a multi-award-winning podcast that reviews the reviews of its podcast. It's good! https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Caecilians lay translucent eggs. If you're unfamiliar, these are those weird limbless amphibians, basically snake-frogs, that burrow around underground and in the water, very grossly. Their eggs look like those cats-eye marbles, except with little nasty worms inside in lieu of cool colors. It's hard to imagine rolling these around as a lo-fi past-time, but if you're in dire straits... Don't worry though, because when they hatch, they feast on the skin of their parent in order to grow tenfold in about a week, so it's not like it gets any worse. Yuck! Caecilians lay strange eggs.

Apr 15, 20200 min

S1 Ep 121Red-winged Blackbird

The Red-winged Blackbird is a well-known species found in marshes, fields, and even in backyards across North America. Hi! My name is Rob. I'm a naturalist and software engineer in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. For a decade I've been learning bird identification both by eye and ear, and occasionally leading small group birding outings with the Hamilton Naturalists' Club. In the last few years I've also been recording birdsong, both with my handheld setup (iPhone + mic) and with automated bioacoustic recording devices I've built or acquired. Last year I set up the Hamilton Bioacoustics Research Project where we've recorded thousands of hours of soundscapes in natural spaces throughout our region. We've also devised various methods for volunteers to turn the recordings into observational data. This was a stepping-stone towards the creation of the Songbirding podcast. LINK https://songbirding.com/ @SongbirdingPod on Twitter TRANSCRIPT This is the song of the Red-winged Blackbird. [birdsong]

Apr 15, 20200 min

S1 Ep 120Vet

Me, My Demon, and I created by David Young Written by Faye Fox and David Young Vet is voiced by Victor Valedon https://www.instagram.com/zanvisanto/

Apr 15, 20200 min

S1 Ep 119Ice Rink

Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn't know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself. Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel. Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets. http://yourbrainonfacts.com/ TRANSCRIPT The first public artificial ice rink, London's Glaciarium, which opened in 1841, had no ice; you skated on a layer of pig fat, salts, and copper sulfate. It fell out of favor due to the smell. A mechanically frozen rink was still 36 years away, when inventor John Gamgee repurposed a device he'd made to freeze meat for trans-oceanic shipment.

Apr 15, 20200 min

S1 Ep 118Thank you from the future from Jamie Ranger

Jamie Ranger from episode 6 of Room season one with a quick thank-you message from the future This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Aidan Rosewell. https://www.buzzsprout.com/612658/episodes/1775926-room-trailer TRANSCRIPT ...this thing still on...?" I decided I'd do a few of these little messengers..... just thanking all you folks. You know one of my favorite sayings is.... society is great when farmers plant trees....they know only their grandsons will see. So i guess this is kinda like that in reverse that helped the kept the world going back in 2020. God bless you all stay safe and keep washing your hands.

Apr 15, 20200 min

S1 Ep 117Send to Sender - Part 2 of 4

In outer space, technician Shula receives a worrying message from her wife - Néa. What will Shula find on her return? This episode is not explicit. Shula - Kirsty Woolven Computer - Marnie Warner Néa - Tal Minear Written and produced by Kirsty Woolven. Kirsty Woolven is a voice actor from the UK who can be heard in many current and upcoming audio fiction podcasts, like Y2K, The Kingery, Sidequesting and Descendants. Currently, she is creating her first audio drama - Arrivals. https://arrivalspod.carrd.co/ TRANSCRIPT Send to Sender - Part 2 of 4 [Ship engine ambience.] SHULA - Urrggh MATE! This is important! [Shula opens her tool box.] SHULA - I need to go back ASAP - I know Néa's nervous. [She runs up the stairs.] SHULA - Well, let's get started then. [Click - door to partition 5 opens.] SHULA - Quick check on partition 5 (Clicks tongue) Yep, safe to shut down. [Shula uses the heavy switch to power partition 5 down.] SHULA - Hopefully, it's a blown fuse or something. KIRSTY - This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written and produced by Kirsty Woolven, who also voiced Shula. SFX: freeSFX - http://freesfx.co.uk Music: Very Low Note by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4581-very-low-note License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Apr 15, 20200 min

S1 Ep 116That Body of Hers

Miss Jenkins doesn't understand why people in her office stare at her. This episode is not explicit. Written by Lee Shackleford, Performed by Karin Heimdahl and Lee Shackleford y2kpod.com, relativitypodcast.com TRANSCRIPT MISS JENKINS I'm telling you the men in this office will not stop staring at me! MR MEANSWELL And I hear you, Miss Jenkins, but you must admit that your -- body -- IS -- extraordinary. MISS JENKINS I dress modestly -- I am careful how I sit and stand -- MR MEANSWELL Yes, but, Miss Jenkins -- we must be realistic. You ARE nearly nine feet tall...! "That Body of Hers" was written by Lee Shackleford and featured Karin Heimdahl of the Y2K Podcast, and Lee Shackleford of RELATIVITY.

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 115Ostium Network Recording 2

Steve Chase reporting from the Ostium Network. Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. Creator and writer for the Ostium Podcast, the Circe Podcast, and Writing Walks. http://www.ostiumpodccast.com TRANSCRIPT Okay, I think I'm back. It's Steve again. The staying at home bit. It really worked. People stopped getting sick, and the world started getting better. It also changed things. For the good. Governments started doing more for their people. Helping those in need. A lot more jobs were done from home on a permanent basis. People talked to each other more. It even . . . Radio Static from Gowlermusic at Freesound.org.

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 114Kid Pros: Vinny's Challenge

Written and Produced by Just Press Playhouse Music by Just Press Playhouse Vinny: Orlando Segarra Little Kid: Lindsey Kelly Just Press Playhouse is made up of Orlando Segarra and Gabe Templin. JPP produces Time Trip! and an anthology channel Just Press Playhouse Presents which houses Kid Pros and stand alone episodes such as Lights On in Puerto Rico! Time Trip!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/time-trip/id1491176296 Kid Pros: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-press-playhouse-presents/id1145020758 TRANSCRIPT (Upbeat party music. It's not a wild party and it's not boring it's just eh... A Little Kid walks up to Vinny who is pumping up a balloon. ) VINNY Hi there! Want a balloon sword? LITTLE KID: (obnoxious) You're slow. VINNY Uhh, what? LITTLE KID: I bet I can make one faster than you. VINNY Hey! I can be fast if I— LITTLE KID: Let's race! VINNY I'm not gonna race you, kid. LITTLE KID: Race me so I can stab you with my sword! VINNY You're on! Get ready to taste latex, son! LITTLE KID: (serious) Shut up and pump. (They each grab a balloon and pump. A hush falls over the party.) LITTLE KID: Hurry up, old man! VINNY I'm not old, I'm twenty two! (Squeaks of balloons being twisted. ) LITTLE KID: I win! (Grunts as he thrusts his sword at Vinny. Balloon pops.) VINNY AAAHHHHH!

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 113Future You: part 4 of 8

"Hello past me, future you again." In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received March 30, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU (excited) Hi, it's you again. Me. You in the future. Yeah. So I think you did something. Right? Things are… a little better. (breathes) You found the list, didn't you? You and Agavepeach need to mobilize. You… It's sort of like a heist, right? Or a series of heists. Only online. Always liked a heist movie. (smiles) So go be like- COMPUTER (beep) Message ends. (beat) Message deleted. (beep) CREDITS This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl, who also voiced future you. The computer voice was Charlotte Norup. To hear more from us, check out Y2K and Calling Darkness. Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music also from Freesound https://freesound.org/people/Andrewkn/sounds/447511/

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 112Handwashing

Written by Kat Walker Shea of Georgie Romero Is Done For Georgie voiced by Socks Whitmore Zabel voiced by Kat Walker Shea Kat Walker Shea and Rachel Greenberg are an LA based Director/Writer team. Kat is the creator of Georgie Romero Is Done For, a horror comedy podcast, and Rachel is the show's co-director and co-writer. They met as students at CalArts and have worked together ever since. Link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/georgie-romero-is-done-for/id1485212738 TRANSCRIPT ZABEL: My Witch Box is here! GEORGIE: What's that? ZABEL: A witch supplies subscription box. Let's see what I got! [SFX: OPENING CARDBOARD BOX] A peel-off face mask, tarot cards, oh! A hand washing spell! With that pandemic thing going on, this is great! GEORGIE: What does it do? ZABEL: Washes your hands for 20 seconds. GEORGIE: And? ZABEL: That's it. GEORGIE: Oh. ZABEL: Wanna try it? GEORGIE: Sure! ZABEL: For those of you listening at home, remember to wash your hands! GEORGIE: Who are you talking to? This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Socks Whitmore and Kat Walker Shea of Georgie Romero Is Done For. It was written by Kat Walker Shea of Georgie Romero Is Done For. Sound Effects: freesound.org

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 111Is it just me?

Dogs are people too. This episode is made for kids. Written and performed by Isaiah Frizzelle of The Bird Brain Podcast. The Bird Brain Podcast is a unique birdie with a mix of Health and Wellness on Mondays, and Fridays short horror stories on the sub chapter "Night Owl"; Flight or Fright. TRANSCRIPT "Is it just me ?" Written by Isaiah Frizzelle I always start my day with a nice run and there's one route in particular I take that's usually pretty empty. Every now and then I see a fellow runner. We give each other the nod… But I stop for dogs. We talk , I learn their names, and age. We both bid each other a safe departure but I never learn the names of the humans… Hopefully I'll see Roscoe again.

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 110Mutually Assured Happiness

An ex-lover outlines the reasons he left on the back of a postcard. Written by Oscar Garrett, Performed by Jack Same A kid who lived at the Motel Americana in the 1980s with his family... and bugged the rooms. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The following was found written on a postcard sent from the Motel Americana dated May 25th, 1986: Dear Phoebe, By now you've realized that I've left you and taken everything. The furniture, the jewelry, emptied the bank accounts, the whole kit and kaboodle. I know this may come as a shock but, like everything I've done in the past four months, I did it for you. You always say that my happiness is what's most important to you. But I feel the same way. I hope you're happy now. Love always and forever, Paul Kevin Macleod

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 109A Message from the Admiral

Ahoy there, Oceanologists! This is the Admiral speaking with an important public service announcement. This episode is not explicit. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Bob Killion as The Admiral. Bob Killion is the man of many voices on Mission: Rejected, most notably The Admiral, Security Guy, Archie Grant and, of course, Noam Chomsky. https://missionrejected.simplecast.com TRANSCRIPT Good morning, good evening and good afternoon simultaneously. This is The Admiral speaking and I wish to address proper hand washing procedures. First, you must strip yourself of all your worldly desires. Release the fears and hang ups that keep you from being your true self. Second, you must strip yourself of all your clothes. As all Oceanologists know, the hands are the gateway to the body. As we cleanse them, we cleanse our souls. Third, dip your hands in pure bees wax. Don't use the store brand. DON'T USE THE STORE BRAND. Then scrub vigorously while singing. Baby whale...baby whale... "Baby Whale" Music and Lyrics by Pete Barry

Apr 12, 20201 min

S1 Ep 108Depression

Depression, in a very small nutshell This episode is not explicit. Kate said things. Ignorance Was Bliss is by Kate, a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figure out how we become who we are. Website: iwbpodcast.com LifeWorld is cohosted by Kate and Derek, and is a look at cybercrime and the methods and personalities behind the use of the Internet as a weapon. Website: https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld iwbpodcast.com and https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld TRANSCRIPT Depression is not feeling sad. It's not just needing to smile more, or needing distraction. Depression is, more than anything, not feeling anything at all. Just dark, and heavy, and slow, both mentally and physically. You can help by being persistent and present for your loved ones. And if you have it, be gentle with you. You matter.

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 107Scout Ship Emissary (Part 2)

The Emissary arrives at Zeta Leporis II and begins exploration there. The card drawn for this episode is the 2 of Hearts This episode is not explicit. Played and performed by Grahame Turner from The Role Less Taken (which usually has way more jokes). This has been an Actual Play of 'Alone Among the Stars' by Takuma Okada. therolelesstaken.podbean.com TRANSCRIPT Ship's log: Captain Weston Bywater of the Scout Ship Emissary. Planet Zeta Leporis II [Dice Roll] Three anomalies. Part 1 of 3 Sensors said the air was breathable, so I stretched my legs. Found was a 6-foot monolith using unusual geometry that made my head hurt. Made from one rock, but with spaces that my fingers could pass through, behind pieces that hung in the air. There was no legible text. This has been an Actual Play of 'Alone Among the Stars' by Takuma Okada

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 106Kid's Jokes 3

Zoe tells Knock Knock jokes. This episode is made for kids. Written by Mandy Hall, performed by Zoe and Mandy Hall of The Devil Hates Mondays. Mandy Hall is a counselor by day, a podcaster by night, and a nerd all the time. They've worked on Shoebox Podcast and Zoo podcast, and their newest show is The Devil Hates Mondays. Guest appearances by their 6-year old daughter, who enjoys being creepy. TRANSCRIPT Z: Knock knock M: Who's There? Z: Poopyhead. M: Poopyhead who? Z: That's MISTER Poopyhead to you! Z: Knock Knock M: Who's there? Z: Zoe. M: Zoe who? Z: I'M YOUR DAUGHTER! WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER? You forgot me. This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat was performed by Zoe and Mandy Hall of The Devil Hates Mondays

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 105Sylda Remembers

Sylda remembers the first time she met her fay companion, Squirm, and looks forward to the future. Written and performed by Maddy Searle of The Prickwillow Papers. Maddy Searle (she/her) is a writer, voice actor and audio producer. She is the creator of The Prickwillow Papers, a comedy fantasy audio drama. She is also lead editor on Stellar Firma, an improvised comedy sci-fi podcast from Rusty Quill. You can find her at @maddy_abstract on Twitter. http://theprickwillowpapers.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT Sometimes I think about the day I first met Squirm. I thought my life was so boring, that nothing interesting would ever happen to me. And then, whoops, I saw a swear-y fay woman with a broken wing being chased by a cat, and everything was different. Not your average trip to the pub. I had no idea how many strange, terrifying, ridiculous things would happen. The unknown always used to scare me. Now, I embrace it. I have no idea how tomorrow will turn out. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Apr 12, 20200 min

S1 Ep 104Third Floor Door

Count to twenty and open the door. Written and performed by Jacqlyn Phillips from Sketches by Zod: The Wedding. Jacqlyn Phillips is a writer, performer, and language teacher. And she washes her hands! https://sketchesbyzod.com/ TRANSCRIPT 1 door sits between 2 windows on the 3rd floor of my 4 story house. 5 shadows pass the windows in rhythmic procession: 6 wings on the first, 7 halos 'round the second, 8 scales of the third a-glint from the 9 auras of the fourth. And the fifth, well, the fifth is 10 to 11 times the size of the 12 rings undulating 13 feet 'round the group entire. I hear 14 knocks and wait 15 seconds before braving the 16 steps toward this 17 foot tall third floor door. 18 pairs of eyes stare back. 19 pairs of gloves. Then, a 20th of something appears in a flash as it all ends in a blur. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written and voiced by Jacqlyn Phillips of the Sketches By Zod podcast. Music: Classic Horror - Madness Paranoia by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100471 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Sound FX from https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/

Apr 11, 20201 min

S1 Ep 103Marlboro Man

Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn't know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself. Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel. Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets. http://yourbrainonfacts.com/ TRANSCRIPT Marlboro cigarettes were first marketed to women with the slogan "mild as May," but they didn't really sell. They were rebranded as hallmarks of rugged masculinity with the introduction of the Marlboro Man in the 1950's. The first Marlboro Man didn't even smoke, but at least 4 actors who have played the character have died of smoking-related diseases. You may now rinse your hands.

Apr 11, 20200 min

S1 Ep 102The President's Big Desk - Penless

A very important bill needs to be signed but where are all the pens? Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal as the Narrator Featuring: Eric Perry of OZ-9 as President Shaburbur Nikki Richardson of Top of the Round as Matheson David is an Audible Approved Producer produces and performs in numerous audiobooks as well as the audio drama A Ninth World Journal and performs in several other audio dramas. http://ninthworldjournal.com http://davidsdear.com TRANSCRIPT MATHESON President Shaburbur, you really need to get this bill signed! The American people- PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Okay, okay... hey, where are all those fancy signing pens? MATHESON You kept using them to sign the charge slips for pizza delivery. PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Then how did they get the pens? MATHESON Well, you'd ask the "cute ones" to "give you their digits". Then you let them keep the pens. PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Oh yeah. Matheson, I want you to look into each of those delivery people. Make sure they're not in a relationship. MATHESON Sir, just sign the bill. PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Alright already. Hand me your eyeliner pencil. Music is "For the Fallen" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Apr 11, 20201 min

S1 Ep 100We Were Many

Written and voiced by Mike and Arianna Atchley of Dice Tower Theatre. www.DiceTowerTheatre.com TRANSCRIPT A dry wind whipped up dust about my feet as I walked alone. I thought I heard a voice Hey Grandpa. Can you tell me about when you were in the great army? Yes, yes of course, Covi. That smell. The sickening smell of chamomile and honey. Its when I lost you… when I lost all of you. "Giggle, i must go again grandpa. Goodbye…" Don't leave me. Am I the last one left upon this sterile and clean landscape? Wait… is that a weed growing through the pavement? *sniff* Is that… chamomile? No… that song… it sounds stronger that's impossible!!? Not the flood again! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! This episode of Listen Rinse Repeat is Written and voiced by Mike and Arianna Atchley of Dice Tower Theatre.

Apr 11, 20201 min

S1 Ep 100The Shortest Adventure Ever

Written by Kennedy Phillips of Magus Elgar. Raised on a Sailboat for a good portion of his life, Kennedy entertained, improvising commercials telling stories other vessels out at sea, much to the joy of his family. When it was time to live on land, his love for being a storyteller only worsened. With a Master's Degree from Chapman University and nearly 7 years of professional experience, he hopes entertain the world with his stupid, stupid ideas. He's worked as a sound designer for Hazbin Hotel, Satina, Mayhem, and many many more. But his crowning achievement is with his own podcast series Magus Elgar. Kennedy lives in the los angeles area as a freelance sound designer, trying to offer his services while staving off his insatiable drive to tell stories. https://www.maguselgar.com/ TRANSCRIPT INT. COTTAGE, DAY NARRATOR This is the tale of a young hero. Bag lifting up. Sword sharpening. NARRATOR (CONT'D) He's heard the call to adventure, and will heed its cry to save the world! Door opens, marching out. NARRATOR (CONT'D) It will be perilous, but with a brave heart, he will be forever remembered as The hero trips and screams as he falls down a cliff. NARRATOR (CONT'D) Oh dear. It appears he fell into the ravine..... And so ends the tale of...whoever that was. Hardly seems important now.

Apr 11, 20200 min

S1 Ep 99Warren G. Harding

Brick buys a souvenir for Rose. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Paul Eenhoorn and Kari Aguila of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Warren G. Harding. Brick, before you hang up, I have to say, I can't believe you bought me this Warren G. Harding writing journal today. Well, that journal is special. Because it has his face on the cover and he was the first president to visit Alaska? On the boat trip back home after visiting Alaska, he died, and his wife ordered his body embalmed just an hour after his death, forbidding an autopsy. Are you suggesting foul play? Don't know. But his wife knew he was having affairs. This journal has excerpts of the love letters he wrote to his girlfriends. "Jerry … told me to say that if he could have but one wish, it would be to be held in your darling embrace." Jerry? Wait, did Harding refer to his… as Jerry? He did. Ew. Presidents are the worst. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Paul Eenhoorn and Kari Aguila of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila.

Apr 11, 20201 min

S1 Ep 98Truth or Dare

Apologies to the marching band.... especially the piccolo. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry and performed by June Clark Eubanks, both of Oz 9. June Clark Eubanks (the glorious Glenda/Albatros of Oz 9) is an accomplished actor and director, having recently directed the hugely popular production Machinal at the Parkland Theatre Second Stage and Urbana-Champaign Independent Media Center. @oz9TheAlbatros Shannon Perry writes stuff. Just... not bios. @oz9Olivia https://oz-9.com TRANSCRIPT Streaking bare-bummed and front "flags" waving across a football field, in front of a homecoming crowd, ducking trombones and clarinets and who the hell put a tiny piccolo player in the middle of the color guard? "Sorry!" Was NOT her idea. Next time, she'd choose "truth." If she ever played with Grandma again…. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by June Clark Eubanks and written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9.

Apr 9, 20200 min

S1 Ep 97Air of Mystery

Your vacation adventure doesn't have to start when the plane touches down. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Cap Blackard, Eleanor Edwards, Oral Frier, and Allison Haaland and was written and produced by Cap Blackard Cap Blackard is a multidisciplinary artist specializing in writing, illustration, and podcasting. She's the showrunner of the award-winning audio drama, The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, a queer horror-comedy; co-creator the forthcoming animated series, Lightning Dogs; and is Mother Brain of Omniverse, her media company focused on storytelling podcasts. Her forthcoming series, TRANScend is a genre-bending autobiography exploring her transgender journey and the interconnectedness of all things. https://cthulhumystery.com https://omniverse.media TRANSCRIPT [Adventure music plays] ANNOUNCER: Soar into adventure and intrigue with "Air of Mystery" - The world's first combination airline and escape room. No more boring flights and cramped seats, on Air of Mystery, before you even touch down in your favorite travel destinations, you're whisked away to exotic locales like The Mansion of the Arcane, The Crypt of Muldoon, or Green Beard's Secret Cove. [Jungle noises] TEMPLE GUARD: Put your tray tables up, and your seat backs in the DEAD position. Ho-ho-ho-ho! ANNOUNCER: While your ears are popping, you'll be popping locks as you decode ancient secrets, and discover hidden clues. But these complex riddles can't be solved alone - you'll have to work together with your fellow passengers if you want to find the treasure and make it out alive. WOMAN: It's a color matching puzzle – put the green gem in the sarcophagus! MAN: No! These hieroglyphs say that depressurizes the cabin NERDY MAN: According to the professor's journal you just have to place it here and... voila! [A stone clicks into place and a heavy door opens] ANNOUNCER: Passengers 10 and under won't be left out of the excitement. Our cabins are now outfitted with Air Force FUN – a supervised, interactive play area CHILD: Get off my plane! ANNOUNCER: Air of Mystery - departing daily with flights to New York, Orlando, Chicago, and San Juan. The Pirates by Jon Wright licensed via Melody Loop

Apr 9, 20201 min

S1 Ep 96Send to Sending - Part 1 of 4

In outer space, technician Shula receives a worrying message from her wife - Néa. What will Shula find on her return? This episode is not explicit. Shula - Kirsty Woolven Computer - Marnie Warner Written and produced by Kirsty Woolven. Kirsty Woolven is a voice actor from the UK who can be heard in many current and upcoming audio fiction podcasts, like Y2K, The Kingery, Sidequesting and Descendants. Currently, she is creating her first audio drama - Arrivals. Marnie is a voice actor who can currently be heard in Smoke & Mirrors, Finding Atlas (To Have & To Hold), and an upcoming episode of The Pilgrimage Saga. (https://arrivalspod.carrd.co/) TRANSCRIPT Send to Sender - Part 1 of 4 [Ship engine ambience] SHULA - Open ship's log. [Beep] SHULA - Timepoint 27 Whiskey Mike 0005. Still searching, still nothing. With your permission, I would like to return within 24 hours - it's just that it's very close for Néa and me. End log. [Beep] Shula - Computer… [Computer beeps] SHULA - …send log - authorisation: Sierra Hotel Uniform Lemur Alpha - Shula. COMPUTER [in error state] - Unable to proceed - error in partition five. KIRSTY - This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written and produced by Kirsty Woolven, who also voiced Shula. The Computer was voiced by Marnie Warner. SFX: freeSFX - http://freesfx.co.uk Music: Very Low Note by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4581-very-low-note License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Apr 9, 20200 min

S1 Ep 95Bile

Me, My Demon, and I created by David Young Written by Faye Fox and David Young Bilé is voiced by Faye Fox https://twitter.com/FayeFox_16

Apr 9, 20200 min