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David calls Elvira from another timeline. Elvira needs to talk David into helping her. David needs to convince Elvira to trust him. It's basically a whole… wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey thing. This story in eight parts can be listened to in any order. To follow Elvira's timeline, go E1-E8, and to follow David's, D1-D8 – once they are all released, of course. This episode is not explicit. ELVIRA – Kirsty Woolven DAVID – Lee Shackleford Written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. To hear more from us, check out fiction podcasts Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals. Karin is the creator of audio drama Y2K. In 2019, she won an Audioverse award for writing a spoken word monologue. She is also a voice actor, podcaster and drama teacher turned project manager. Voice acting credits include Mirrors, Vampires of White Chapel, Copperheart and Hit the Bricks. She produces and co-hosts Det nya svarta, a pop culture podcast in Swedish. Karin lives in Gothenburg, Sweden. Y2K website https://y2kpod.com/ Listen https://y2kpod.com/episodes/ Arrivals https://arrivalspod.carrd.co/ Relativity https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT E1 D6 (dial tone, click) E: (cheerful) Hello! D: Hi, um, Elvira? E: No, sorry, must be a wrong number. D: OK... um, did she use to live there? E: Not that I know of. D: Oh. Sorry. E: Right. D: Are you sure? E: Um, yes. Very sure. D: OK. It's just… E: (getting annoyed) What? D: You sound just like her. E: What do you mean? D: Well… What's your name? E: (shocked) I… don't know. (click) CREDITS This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl - that's me. Kirsty Woolven voiced Elvira, and Lee Shackleford voiced David. To hear more from us, check out Y2K, Relativity and upcoming show Arrivals. Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music "Somber Viola" by BigManJoe, also from Freesound.

The fashion doll hotline is here for any fashion doll in need. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Sara Newell Sara is creator behind the upcoming show Love and Superpowers and the translator for Beast the dog on Pup Life Ruff Life. TRANSCRIPT (Phones ring continuously ) (Click of an operator picking up a call) Fashion Doll Hotline, Babs speaking. ... Army man I told you to stop calling. I can't get you a date. (Click of an operator picking up a call) Fashion Doll Hotline, Babs speaking. ... They want to cut your hair? Well that's fine, as long as they have the official fashion doll salon. .... They don't? They only have craft scissors? Oh my. Where you now? ... The toy box? Well, just braid your hair. It will be fine. It will distract the kids. ... Why not? ... You don't have articulated joints in your hand? What do you mean? All fashion dolls have articulated joints in their hand. ... You're not one of us. Oh, I'm not quite sure what I can do for- (The line goes dead) Telephone click taken from: 15_34_02.mp3 by Omar Alvarado https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251536/ Ringing: telephone.mp3 by Werra https://freesound.org/people/Werra/sounds/78565/ Line disconnect taken from: AlexandreJourdan_2013_s1.wav byiut_Paris8 https://freesound.org/people/iut_Paris8/sounds/166888/

Hoopoes lay smelly eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by PRRP, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Hoopoes lay smelly eggs. Like their namesake, unless I'm pronouncing it wrong, they're a bird that will lay a smelly, brown fluid across their egg batch, to kind of prevent predators and stuff from wanting to look at them, because they're so nasty and disgusting. It makes them smell like bacteria and rotting meat. I remember in the summer, you did not want to get outside the house when it got too warm, because of all the animals, so I can only imagine how repulsive these eggs seem. They're normally blue, but they make them all gross and brown. Hoopoes lay strange eggs.

How Sheriff Jim came up with the idea for the bugle warning system. This episode is not explicit. Voiced and written by Kari Aguila of "Broken, Alaska". www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Sheriff Jim. Sheriff Jim keeps the streets of Broken, Alaska safe, and last year, he came up with a brilliant idea. Broken isn't big enough to have a 911 system, and people were having a tough time remembering his new cell number (it's 907-397-9037, by the way). Anyway, Sheriff Jim thought long and hard about what to do, and the answer came to him like a bolt of lightning in the middle of the night. He remembered the days of his youth in Kansas, when an air-raid siren was an effective way to alert the whole town of danger, so why not develop a similar system in Broken? An air-raid siren would cost too much, and it seemed a bit extravagant to have people cranking it up every time they needed the Sheriff, so Jim decided to go with something smaller. That's why you see the shiny brass bugles nailed to poles all around town. If you get in a pinch and need a hand, just give a bugle a big blow, and Sheriff Jim will come running. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Kari Aguila of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila.

Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn't know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself. Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel. Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets. http://yourbrainonfacts.com/ TRANSCRIPT There are more plastic flamingos in the world than real flamingos. There are more tigers in captivity in the US than in the rest of the world. There are also more Juggalos, fans of the Insane Clown Posse, then there are polar bears. Now would be a good time to mention that I am not liable for your therapy bills.

The kobolds need to get their story straight. This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by Pete Barry Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian. missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river stole the gods. Kobold Acolyte: Pirates stole the gods! Kobold Priest: Pirates live in the water! Kobold Acolyte: It almost the truth. Kobold Priest: It IS the truth. Got it? Kobold Acolyte: Yeah I got it. Kobold Priest: What they look like? Kobold Acolyte: Pirates? I dunno I never saw a pirate. Kobold Priest: Yes you did! Kobold Acolyte: I did? Kobold Priest: When they stole the gods! Kobold Acolyte: Oooooohhh. They look mean. Kobold Priest: Peg leggedy! Kobold Acolyte: With hats! Kobold Priest: This a perfect crime. Kobold Acolyte: What if we don't get our story straight? Kobold Priest: Good point. Kobold Acolyte: AAAAA (splash) Kobold Priest: Now it a perfect crime. River by: cagancelik Splash by: InspectorJ

Finally, a conversation. This episode is not explicit. Written by C. G: Thompson, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed and produced by Hannah Mullen. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ C.G. Thompson's stories most recently have appeared in FlashBack Fiction, Brilliant Flash Fiction, and Flash Frontier. In December, one of her stories was read in Hong Kong. Her work has also previously appeared in 50-Word Stories. Hi! I'm Hannah, a 23 year old Midwesterner living in Los Angeles working in the digital media industry. I am a part of two podcasts, GuildFellows (a TTRPG podcast) and SCP Play (a Monster of the Week podcast). TRANSCRIPT She was alone in the wilderness of the coronavirus. Telecommuting to work, texting friends, waving to neighbors from a distance. She took a long drive. At a quiet intersection, she stopped briefly at the red light, then accelerated. The police car behind her turned on its siren. Finally, a conversation. Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced and produced by Hannah Mullen, and written by C.G. Thompson courtesy of fiftywordstories.com C.G. Thompson's stories most recently have appeared in FlashBack Fiction, Brilliant Flash Fiction, and Flash Frontier. Music by Chip Michael.

The Listen Rinse Repeat Corporation faces its biggest challenge. This episode is not explicit. "EMERGENCY BOARD MEETING" was written by Lee Shackleford and performed by Kyle Jones, Clarence Brown, and Lee Shackleford, all of the podcast DISCUSSING WHO. www.discussingwho.com TRANSCRIPT "EMERGENCY BOARD MEETING" PRESIDENT: Gentlemen, as stay-at-home orders are being lifted, people are going to need our podcast ""Listen, Rinse, Repeat"" more than ever. I want to know how we're going to keep our show fresh! Exciting! Competitive! COOPER: More bird songs, sir. Listeners love the bird songs. JENKINS: Moxie LaBouche, sir. More Moxie. COOPER: No, no, no -- more BAGELS AND BRUNETTES. JENKINS: The Civil War thing! More of that! COOPER: How about more Ken Eccle and his thing about eggs? PRESIDENT: Ken Eccle? The man's insane! Jenkins? JENKINS: What if ... we focus on simply reminding people that nobody knows when they've come in contact with the virus ... and twenty seconds of scrubbing with soap and water is essential to personal safety? PRESIDENT: Jenkins, clean out your desk, you're fired. (Voices fading) PRESIDENT: We need innovations! Startling! Provocative! "EMERGENCY BOARD MEETING" was written by Lee Shackleford and performed by Kyle Jones, Clarence Brown, and Lee Shackleford, all of the podcast DISCUSSING WHO.

Matheus Carneiro (Matt) from the Controller Disconnected podcast briefly reviews the game Yakuza Kiwami. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Matheus Carneiro With previous experience in the YouTube series Mystery Science Theater F1 and a recent graduate with a bachelor's degree in film, Matheus Carneiro now advances to the podcasting world talking about his great loves: video games and movies. https://condisconnected.com https://twitter.com/condisconnected https://instagram.com/condisconnected https://facebook.com/condisconnected TRANSCRIPT Hi! I'm Matheus Carneiro, from the Controller Disconnected podcast. I'm here with a 20 second review of the game Yakuza Kiwami, which is starting... now! This remake is the definitive way to play the first Yakuza game. It's got a richly detailed world, charming characters, tight combat, many side quests and things to do, and on top of that the graphics look superb in comparison to the 2005 original. If you're looking to immerse yourself into the world of Japanese organized crime, there's no better choice. Apart from the other Yakuza games, of course. And that's our time! Thank you for listening, remember to dry your hands and wipe down your controllers and keyboards, and enjoy your gaming everyone!

"Hello past me, future you again." In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received April 21, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU (awed) Hey, me again, I mean you. Future you, but not for long I think… It's… You must have succeeded. I can feel it shifting, I think this timeline is breaking down. I think you did it. I really think you did it. Guess it's time… to… go… Thank… you… (voice distorts) COMPUTER (beep, sounds slightly surprised) Message… ends? (beat) Message deleted. Deleted. Deleted. (longer beep) CREDITS This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl, who also voiced future you. The computer voice was Charlotte Norup. To hear more from us, check out Y2K and Calling Darkness. Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music also from Freesound https://freesound.org/people/Andrewkn/sounds/447511/

James Rossi, director, writer, and performer of the "Brought to You By" episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat gives a director commentary on said episode. This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by James Rossi James Rossi is a sometimes podcast writer, voice actor, and audio engineer. https://anchor.fm/wisewizardking TRANSCRIPT (Listen, Rinse, Repeat episode "Brought To You By" plays underneath episode) Hi! I'm James Rossi. The creator of the Listen, Rinse, Repeat episode "Brought to You By". For this director commentary, I just want to say that I thought it'd be rather enjoyable if I discussed a few different kinds of common sponsorships, and, you know, play 'em in a funny light. You know, I'd j- I'll just explain the joke. That's fine right? Okay, have a good one! Later!

A sleepless night gives way to a hopeful morning. This episode is not explicit. Written by Carrie Backer, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed by Ronikka Kendall. Produced by Karin Heimdahl. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Carrie Backer enjoys writing in her very little spare time. She has self-published a couple of kids books and hopes to write more soon. 50-Word Stories https://fiftywordstories.com/ Ronikka Kendall https://kendall916.wixsite.com/rosvoice/reel Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com TRANSCRIPT Darkness engulfs me. Bitterness and loneliness play freeze tag Throughout a sleepless night. At dawn, the pitter-patter of little feet. Her tiny arms envelop me. Warmth flows from her pressed cheek to mine. "Good morning, Mommy." Her words linger like a melody, As sunrise ignites hope for the new day. Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Ronikka Kendall, produced by Karin Heimdahl and written by Carrie Backer, courtesy of fiftywordstories.com Carrie Backer enjoys writing in her very little spare time. She has self-published a couple of kids books and hopes to write more soon. Music by Chip Michael.

ADHD is not a punchline. Especially now. This episode is not explicit. Kate said things Ignorance Was Bliss is by Kate, a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figure out how we become who we are. Website: iwbpodcast.com LifeWorld is cohosted by Kate and Derek, and is a look at cybercrime and the methods and personalities behind the use of the Internet as a weapon. Website: https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld iwbpodcast.com and www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld TRANSCRIPT ADHD is one of those disorders that isn't getting a ton of attention, right now, when people talk about quarantine, but it's actually very hard. Don't think about it like, oh, squirrel, or being hyperactive. It's an executive functioning disorder, so your ability to form a plan, follow it through, and then assess how well it went, is damaged, on a fundamental level. That makes things like working from home, or digital learning, really, really difficult. Give people some respect, and ask them if there are ways you can help structure their day a little bit. And accept help, if it's offered. You matter.

A PSA regarding word usage. Written by Ahab Cloud, Performed by Jack Same Ahab Cloud is an old acquaintance of Jack's. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The following was found written on an undated postcard sent from the Motel Americana, undated: Dear Jack, The following words have been trademarked by the Flaming Tiger greeting card company: "Love," "Grace," "Loss," "Sorry," "Life," and "Time." You may still use these words in everyday conversations, but when writing them, you must include quotation marks and the proper citation. Larry Humpwilde, the CEO of the company, made the following statement: "The new trademarks on these old, nearly meaningless words will reinvigorate the common human experience." The experts suggest that these words will carry a larger emotional impact now that they can be purchased in designer boutiques. The Flaming Tiger company plans to release more affordable versions to denote less intense expressions of emotion. There is, of course, the risk of counterfeit cards, already said to be circulating through the Chinatowns of the nation. Chairman Humpwilde despises these fraudulent vendors, stating, "Counterfeits could have dangerous psychological implications. Imagine finding out that the 'love' you felt was not true 'love' TM. Imagine that your experience of "life" TM was somehow false. Yours, Ahab Cloud Kevin Macleod

Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn't know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself. Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel. Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets. http://yourbrainonfacts.com/ TRANSCRIPT Thanks to a shell company and some clever accounting, Warner Brothers has never paid any royalties to the cast of Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix, despite the film grossing around $1B. This practice is almost standard in the industry. David Prowse, the actor inside the Darth Vadar costume, *still hasn't gotten any royalties.

A message from The Editor, regarding ducks. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Quinn Majeski Quinn Majeski is the GM of Monster Hour, a Monster of the Week actual play podcast about three unlikely heroes unraveling the sinister mysteries of a strange Colorado town. https://monsterhour.podbean.com/ TRANSCRIPT This is the Editor. Are we absolutely certain about ducks? I know we've done through several iterations at this point but I have to bring it up. I understand twenty feet tall with teeth was a bit much, and the mind control got out of hand, but they're so - docile - these days. I know it would be a massive re-record but I already have the timestamps noted. Just think about it. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat brought to you by Quinn Majeski of Monster Hour. "Eerie Tone" by The Dweebman, creative commons attribution license. https://freesound.org/people/TheDweebMan/sounds/277192/

Lacewings lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by Kenneth Eckle, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Lacewings lay dangly eggs. The green lacewing attaches its eggs to the underside of leaves, using hair-like strings of silk, so that their equally green eggs are just dangling around for all to see. If I had to compare to something you'd recognize, a group of them kind of look like the prongs of those headscratchers my uncle used to use all the time. So I guess just be careful not to keep these eggs too close to your recliner, or you'll be in for a hairy surprise! Oh, and when they hatch, they basically just eat whatever they can that's in closest proximity, and they might even leak acid to help digest and kill things. So that's another reason to keep them at arm's length. Say goodbye to your follicles otherwise! Haha. Lacewings lay strange eggs.

Special Early Bird's secret identity is revealed. Does that spell trouble for our superhero? This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal https://ninthworldjournal.com Featuring: Erin B. Lillis as Special Early Bird http://www.erinlillis.com/ Tim Sherburn as Professor Badboom https://www.voices.com/demo_detail/126060 Music is "Take a Chance" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ TRANSCRIPT SPECIAL EARLY BIRD Professor Badboom, we meet again! BADBOOM Your tool late, Special Early Bird... or should I say, Ethel Portcullis? SPECIAL EARLY BIRD Wait... how did you learn my real identity? BADBOOM Let's just say your granddaughter has a big mouth! SPECIAL EARLY BIRD Oh, Katey... she's so adorable! Your powers are no match for her cuteness! Let me show you pictures of her in her Easter Dress! See, the yellow ribbon in her hair? (ad lib granddaughter's cuteness) BADBOOM No... no! Nooooooooooo!!!!

Johnny 99 saw Margaret Hall today by the river. This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Michael Crowley and Kari Aguila of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The Jackhole River. We have no children in Broken, Alaska, but we do have Margaret Hall at 92 years old. And she's still out leading tours down the frothy rapids of the Jackhole River. When I asked her what she thinks about catching Covid19, she just snorted a laugh and said, "You mean, can it catch me!? Now scoot outta here, sweet cheeks, I gotta get home to my boy-toy, Tyler. He's been working his glutes extra hard this week on the treadmill, and I'm gonna see if I can bounce a quarter off 'em." I flipped her a Kennedy half-dollar and told her to bounce it two times for me. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Michael Crowley and Kari Aguila of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila.

The coronavirus needs your help. This episode is made for kids. "A Plea for Help" was written by Lee Shackleford of RELATIVITY and performed by Shannon Perry of OZ-9. https://www.shacklefordfreelance.com/ TRANSCRIPT Hello, you beautiful, young, healthy person. I'm the coronavirus. And I want to take just a few seconds of your time to beg for your understanding. See, I'm really no different from you. I want to be free! To have a place to call my own! To raise a family of about a billion little ones, so please, I only live for about seventy-two hours unless someone kind and good takes me in. Someone like you. So you've probably heard from the people who want you to stay home. To wear masks. To keep washing your hands. DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. Please. I need your help if I'm going to live.

A listing of sponsors for today's episode! This episode is not explicit. Written and Performed by James Rossi James Rossi is a sometimes podcast writer, voice actor, and audio engineer. https://anchor.fm/wisewizardking TRANSCRIPT This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat brought to you by: Ghost Mattresses! It's like sleeping on a goddamn ghost! And. Road Academic! Figure out what those lines are for! And. Good Courses Plus. They're ok. And also all of our monthly contributing benefriends! Thank you all. And now without further adieu, we present- *music cuts out* Oh it's already over.

"Hello past me, future you again." In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received April 19, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU (very very scared) Hi past me – just found out – you have a mole – don't trust (beep) – all right? Shut them out, somehow, if you can. Apart from that, the plan should still work. 1400 hours on April 20th, right? You can do this. I belive in you. (noise) Hurry! Please! COMPUTER (beep) Message ends. (beat) Message deleted. (beep) CREDITS This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl, who also voiced future you. The computer voice was Charlotte Norup. To hear more from us, check out Y2K and Calling Darkness. Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music also from Freesound https://freesound.org/people/Andrewkn/sounds/447511/

The wizard and the student leave, and Basil gets a gift. This episode is made for kids. This episode was written and produced by Tal Minear. The Student was voiced by Brad Colbroock, the Wizard was voiced by David Hanna, Rion was voiced by Tal Minear, and Basil was voiced by Sable Smith. Tal is a podcaster, voice actor, and sound designer with too many passions and too little time. A Mechanical Engineer by daytime, they can be found working on audio fiction by night. Tal is the writer and producer for Sidequesting as well as the co-creator of Light Hearts and Ungifts. They enjoy voice acting in other productions, including Novitero, Sector Ø, and Witches of the City. Check out Tal's work at https://sidequesting.carrd.co/ Check out Brad's work at https://twitter.com/HolographicVA Check out David's work at https://twitter.com/macintoshmaud Check out Sable's work at https://www.tiktok.com/@sableliciousbaby TRANSCRIPT INTRO: Strangers in Strange Places, Part 5 of 5 STUDENT: Who turned me into a rat? Was it Callum??? WIZARD: You know I can't tell you- STUDENT: [interrupting] Yep, it was Callum. [to Basil/Rion] Excuse me, I have some revenge to take. [SFX: Angry footsteps away] WIZARD: Excuse me, I have some revenge to stop. Thanks for your help, here's something for your trouble. [SFX: Hurried footsteps away] RION: Good luck! BASIL: Look, the wizard gave me a crystal ball! This will help me next time I lose something! RION: Yeah, unless you lose the crystal ball! CREDITS: This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written and produced by Tal Minear. The Student was voiced by Brad Colbroock, the Wizard was voiced by David Hanna, Rion was voiced by Tal Minear, and Basil was voiced by Sable Smith.

A lover explains why she left. Written by Oscar Garrett, Performed by Jack Same A kid who lived at the Motel Americana in the 1980s with his family... and bugged the rooms. www.motelamericanapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT The following was found on a postcard sent from the Motel Americana, dated November 12th 1985 Dear Sam, It's not that I don't love you, it's just that I miss you when we're apart. Yours, Millie Kevin Macleod

Some comfort in self-isolation. This episode is not explicit. Carol Anne Harvey finds comfort in music, writing, reading, and talking with family and friends during her solitary confinement in Massachusetts. Stephanie Bergeron is a Canadian multi-hyphenate artist (actor-dancer-singer-choreographer) and fresh voice in the world of VO. Her most recent projects include the bright, quirky indie video game "Jazz & Azul", where she voices Jazz Fitzgerald, and an upcoming role in post-apocalyptic podcast "The Deadman's Tale", as the no-nonsense prison warden Aife Lowenthal. 50-Word Stories https://fiftywordstories.com/ Stephanie Bergeron www.StephanieBergeron.com Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com TRANSCRIPT Cardinals chirping, red-winged blackbirds trilling from the woods. Percussionist woodpecker beats a syncopated rhythm from behind a leafless oak. Cackling spring peepers, hidden in vernal ponds, improvise a backup chorus. High above, hawk screeches a solo. Self-isolating on my deck, I'm grateful for nature's elusive musicians creating a comforting concert. Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Stephanie Bergeron, produced by Karin Heimdahl and written by Carol Anne Harvey, courtesy of fiftywordstories.com Carol Anne Harvey finds comfort in music, writing, reading, and talking with family and friends during her solitary confinement in Massachusetts.

The kobolds need someone to blame for stealing the gods. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Pete Barry of Mission: Rejected Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian. missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT The Sage: Kobold theatre presents...The river stole the gods. Kobold Acolyte: We in big trouble. Kobold Priest: Don't get crazy. Kobold Acolyte: You dropped the gods in the river! Kobold Priest: Look we will just say, the gods were stolen. Kobold Acolyte: By who? Kobold Priest: Ned! Kobold Acolyte: NED? Kobold Priest: Ned. Kobold Acolyte: What if Ned say he didn't do it. ... Kobold Priest: How bout pirates? Kobold Acolyte: Yeah! Pirates stole the gods! Kobold Priest: Pirates live in the water! Kobold Acolyte: It almost the truth. River by: cagancelik

Eullabelle laments her youngest's entertainment habits during the quarantine This episode is not explicit. Performed by Faith Dowgin and John P. Dowgin, written by John P. Dowgin John P. Dowgin is a published playwright and screenwriter currently residing in New Jersey. His screenplay 'Mile 42' was a finalist at the '17 Austin Film Festival. John also co-created the comedy podcast 'Mission: Rejected' (@MissionRejected on Twitter) with his partners at The Porch Room, an independent production company whose works have been performed on three continents. A number of their plays have been published by Samuel French as part of the compilation 'Accidents Happen'. https://missionrejected.simplecast.com/ TRANSCRIPT ANNOUNCER: PBS proudly presents 'Ken Burns' ""Quarantine""' EULLABELLE: Dearest Ambrose, Our youngest torments me. While hardly lacking for toys or entertainment, he wishes only to watch interminable recordings of the unboxing of toys on... I shan't say the name of the website, for it has become a curse to mine ears. And the eggs... oh, the surprise eggs. Sanity lingers as a memory. Always, Eullabelle

People don't believe in faeries anymore, but maybe we should. This episode is made for kids. Written and performed by Jackie Jorgenson Jackie Jorgenson is a 5x award-winning actor with comedy and classical training. She is also a 3x award-winning screenwriter with a focus on comedy, drama, and fantasy. https://anchor.fm/talesfromtheaether TRANSCRIPT People these days don't believe in me. They say fairies are only for storybooks. But we're here - in the fields, in the forests, by the ponds, and by the cliffs. We're the ones who leave those so-called fairy rings in your backyard - fertile crescents of plush grass. And we're the ones your pet stops to stare at. Just because you can't see me doesn't mean I'm not there. In fact, on a still summer night when you look up at the sky or down at the land, don't be surprised if one of those fireflies has a rainbow trail.

This is the call of the Black-capped Chickadee. This episode is not explicit. Recorded and narrated by Rob Porter. Hi! My name is Rob. I'm a naturalist and software engineer in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. For a decade I've been learning bird identification both by eye and ear, and occasionally leading small group birding outings with the Hamilton Naturalists' Club. In the last few years I've also been recording birdsong, both with my handheld setup (iPhone + mic) and with automated bioacoustic recording devices I've built or acquired. Last year I set up the Hamilton Bioacoustics Research Project where we've recorded thousands of hours of soundscapes in natural spaces throughout our region. We've also devised various methods for volunteers to turn the recordings into observational data. This was a stepping-stone towards the creation of the Songbirding podcast. https://songbirding.com/ TRANSCRIPT NARR: This is the call of the Black-capped Chickadee. [bird sounds]

Twenty seconds to wash your hands? That's too long. If only there were a faster, but still hygienic way to do this... This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Kendon Luscher https://www.buzzsprout.com/815707 TRANSCRIPT Man: Ugh... Washing my hands takes too long. I wish there was a better way! And by better, I only mean faster. Narrator: I can help. Have you heard of Disposable Hands? Man: I have not. Narrator: They're the hands you can throw away. Man: So no more washing my hands? Narrator: No more washing your hands. Man: Thanks, Disposable Hands!

This global shutdown has a lot of people working from home, making them worried, restless, and confused. For David, just plain confused. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Zachary Kinovsky Zachary Kinovsky is a full-time photographer and retoucher, and a part-time musician and podcaster. He is the host of Overanalyzer, which focuses on hit songs and guilty pleasure music as well as the accompanying music videos and artists responsible. https://anchor.fm/overanalyzer TRANSCRIPT Boss: ""Hi team, thanks for showing up on schedule. I know meeting up online is a bit strange, but unfortunately cloud meetings will be the norm for a while. That being said, I expect to stay on topic, I only want to hear status reports for our upcoming product launch. David was eager to share his screen for a narrated keynote in preparation for today's meeting, feel free to start when ready."" Keynote: ""The stratocumulus cloud? Overrated. The altostratus cloud? Boring. The cumulonimbus is by far the coolest, easily the most interesting, but dangerous clouds you'll ever see. These supercells are thunderstorms on steroids, billowing upward and rotating quick, at times spawning tornados, gale force winds, and hail the size of a softball. You simply will not believe your eyes until you've looked at the sky, and gazed at the cumulonimbus…" David: ""Ok so when you said 'cloud meeting' I thought you meant….euuuhhh….ok I'll just….uh…..sorry let me….it won't….it won't stop playing….I don't….I don't know what to do….my computer no…it won't…I, ughh Jesus…hang on…I….COME ON…GOD…."

A researcher on a distant planet hurriedly takes notes on an indigenous life form. This episode is not explicit. Written by John Hunter Performed by Jackie Hedeman former Peace Corps volunteer, big ticket sales engineer, commercial graphic artist, packaging design consultant, recovering golfer and more recently, an award winning and produced scriptwriter. When not being fussed over or fussed at by the woman who shares my life, I enjoy riding a large German motorcycle as big as a parade float and storytelling. Jackie Hedeman holds a BA from Princeton University and an MFA from The Ohio State University. She was a 2018 Lambda Literary Emerging Writers Retreat Fellow, a 2019 Artist INC Live Lawrence fellow, and has been a resident writer at Sundress Academy for the Arts. Jackie is a 2019-2020 Charlotte Street Foundation Studio Resident. Jackie lives in Kansas where she writes grants by day and everything but poetry by night. She is currently at work on The Moscow Rules, a memoir charting the parallel threads of a lifelong fascination with the Cambridge Spies and a dawning awareness of her own queer sexuality. https://www.scriptrevolution.com/profiles/john-hunter TRANSCRIPT On the surface of a remote and frozen planet, a lone researcher named Sarah watches as dark spots form on the exterior wall of her laboratory. The spots slide down the wall and coalesce into a puddle when they reach the floor. As if directed, this puddle moves towards Sarah. Sarah makes hurried notes before jumping up on a chair. When the puddle reaches her chair, it forms vertical tendrils and climbs up the chair's legs. Music by Chip Michael

Your Brain on Facts is a half-hour podcast of things you didn't know, things you thought you knew, and things you never knew you never knew, covering topics as diverse as science-fiction, funerals, food origins, heroic animals, and the strategic butter reserve. Before she started the Your Brain On Facts podcast to safely vent the copious bonus facts in her brain, Moxie LaBouche performed and produced burlesque, specifically "nerd-lesque." It was her privilege to produce the only George R. R. Martin-approved burlesque tribute to Game of Thrones and even to play for the man himself. Moxie has presented a local TED talk, is the prolific author of unfinished fiction, knows seven words of Latin, and previously earned her living as a goat farmer and soap maker. She is also the creator and co-host of the Science With Savannah, Age 7 podcast and YouTube channel. Moxie lives in Virginia with her husband and a dozen or so pets. http://yourbrainonfacts.com/ TRANSCRIPT You might know Prince wrote Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares to You," but he also wrote Chaka Khan's "I Feel For You," "Manic Monday" by The Bangles, "Jungle Love" by The Time, Sheila E's "The Glamorous Life," Alicia Keys' "How Come You Don't Call Me," and a whole lot more.

What lurks behind you while you wash your hands? This episode is not explicit. Written by Elizabeth Wilcox Performed by James Schwarz Elizabeth is the Social Media Coordinator for and voices Vasilisa on The Dimension Door Podcast James is the Game Master and producer of The Dimension Door Podcast https://www.dimensiondoorpodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT "Oh, you're here. Keep your eyes on your hands. Yes, add some soap. Listen to me. They're leaving, but it's better if you don't see them. They're right behind you now. No! Don't look. Pretend you don't know they're there. Alright. It should be safe, now. Go ahead and check the mirror. Now, smile. Oh, They're smiling back."

Jawfish lay strange eggs. This episode is not explicit. Story by Kenneth Eckle, Music by Mx Michael https://www.patreon.com/freckle TRANSCRIPT Jawfish lay jawful(?) eggs. Jawfish, especially the Yellowhead Jawfish, are a type of animal called a Mouthbrooder. As you may have guessed, this means that the male jawfish will fertilize, and then collect all something-like-400 eggs into his mouth, where he'll wait for about a week, starving himself because, turns out, it's hard to eat when you're already stuffed to the, um, gills, with caviar. Then, the eggs all hatch in there, which must be just the strangest sensation. I've only ever fit, at most, like 30 grapes in my mouth at once, and when they popped, they were not alive. Jawfish lay strange eggs.

She finds a set of stairs in the middle of a forest and decides to climb... This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Jackie Jorgenson Jackie Jorgenson is a 5x award-winning actor with comedy and classical training. She is also a 3x award-winning screenwriter with a focus on comedy, drama, and fantasy. https://anchor.fm/talesfromtheaether TRANSCRIPT Okay, so here I am on a forest hike and I've come across a set of stairs. Like, an actual staircase right off the beaten path. They lead to an intricately carved, sturdy-looking door at the top. Do I dare approach it? When I peek around, there's nothing on the other side. Still, I take a step up. The wind stirs. Another step. Now it howls. Another step. It blows steady against my back pushing me onward. Another step. Another step. Another step. I open the door. The wind lifts me up off my feet and guides me over the threshold… and everything's changed.

Matt from the Controller Disconnected podcast briefly reviews the game DOOM from 2016. This episode is not explicit. Written and performed by Matheus Carneiro With previous experience in the YouTube series Mystery Science Theater F1 and a recent graduate with a bachelor's degree in film, Matheus Carneiro now advances to the podcasting world talking about his great loves: video games and movies. https://condisconnected.com TRANSCRIPT Hi! I'm Matheus Carneiro from the Controller Disconnected podcast, here with a 20 second review of the game DOOM from 2016, starting... now! .kcab eht no flesruoy tap ,boj dooG !eikooc trams uoy ih ,oidua siht esrever ot deganam wohemos uoy fi dnA .ekaw ruoy ni strap ydob fo liart a gnivael elihw gnipmup enilanerda eht gnileef ,htap ruoy ni snomed eht yortsed ot gniyfsitas ylbidercni s'tI .noitca potsnon htiw retoohs nosrep tsrif emosewa nA And that's our time! Remember to dry your hands, and wipe down your controllers and keyboards, and enjoy your gaming everyone! "Rip & Tear", by Mick Gordon

Can our superheroes stop Professor Badboom before he blows up the cindy? This episode is not explicit. Written by David S. Dear, producer of A Ninth World Journal https://ninthworldjournal.com Featuring: David S. Dear as Grampsman Erin B. Lillis as Special Early Bird http://www.erinlillis.com/ Tim Sherburn as Professor Badboom https://www.voices.com/demo_detail/126060 Music is ""Take a Chance"" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ TRANSCRIPT GRAMPSMAN Professor Badboom, we meet again! BADBOOM Ah, Grampsman and Special Early Bird! You won't stop me before I blow up the city! SPECIAL EARLY BIRD Blow up Cindy? Who's Cindy? GRAMPSMAN Cindy is that waitress that brought you cold eggs at the diner. SPECIAL EARLY BIRD Oh, well she doesn't deserve to get blown up for that. BADBOOM No, no... I said city. GRAMPSMAN Oh! I overtipped her! I'll fly back now and grab that extra dime off the table.

"Hello past me, future you again." In March and April of 2020, someone is receiving voicemails from… themselves in the future? This episode is not explicit. This story in eight parts was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl. FUTURE YOU – Karin Heimdahl COMPUTER – Charlotte Norup To hear more from us, check out audio dramas Y2K and Calling Darkness. https://y2kpod.com/ https://callingdarknesspodcast.libsyn.com/ TRANSCRIPT COMPUTER Voice message, received April 18, 2020. (beep) FUTURE YOU (scared) Hey. You-in-the-future here. Wish you could get a message back to me. Oh, I hope you are ready! You and Agavepeach. Things are… not good here. Huh. Understatement of the millennium. You can do this. I believe you can. Together. Don't panic, all right? Get your towel and go. COMPUTER (beep) Message ends. (beat) Message deleted. (beep) CREDITS This Listen, Rinse, Repeat story was written and produced by Karin Heimdahl, who also voiced future you. The computer voice was Charlotte Norup. To hear more from us, check out Y2K and Calling Darkness. Sound effects either created by Karin, or from freesound.org under the Creative Commons 0 license. Credits music also from Freesound https://freesound.org/people/Andrewkn/sounds/447511/

The student tries to determine why they were a rat. This episode is made for kids. This episode was written and produced by Tal Minear. The Wizard was voiced by David Hanna, the Student was voiced by Brad Colbroock, and Rion was voiced by Tal Minear. Tal is a podcaster, voice actor, and sound designer with too many passions and too little time. A Mechanical Engineer by daytime, they can be found working on audio fiction by night. Tal is the writer and producer for Sidequesting as well as the co-creator of Light Hearts and Ungifts. They enjoy voice acting in other productions, including Novitero, Sector Ø, and Witches of the City. Check out Tal's work at https://sidequesting.carrd.co/ Check out David's work at https://twitter.com/macintoshmaud Check out Brad's work at https://twitter.com/HolographicVA TRANSCRIPT INTRO: Strangers in Strange Places, Part 4 of 5 [SFX: Pantry door opens, rat squeaks] WIZARD: There you are… Basil, could you hold them in place? Great, thank you. Here we go! [SFX: Rat turns into a human] STUDENT: WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN JUST HAPPENED? RION: Uh, you were a rat? STUDENT: WHY WAS I A RAT? RION: I think it was a mis-aimed spell by your classmate? STUDENT: This does NOT answer my question?! CREDITS: This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was written and produced by Tal Minear. The Wizard was voiced by David Hanna, the Student was voiced by Brad Colbroock, and Rion was voiced by Tal Minear.

Seward bought Alaska, but was it folly? This episode is not explicit. Voiced by Paul Eenhoorn and Michael Crowley of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila. www.brokenalaskapodcast.com TRANSCRIPT Seward's Folly. What are you reading, Mark? I thought the cats and I would learn about U.S. Secretary of State, William H. Seward. I heard that guy was a weirdo. Most people thought he was a bit weird. See, he bought the Alaskan territory from Russia for at the time, a measly $7 million. It was cold, sparsely populated, and didn't show much promise. Congress people laughed and laughed, and called the whole Alaskan purchase "Seward's Folly". See, sounds like a looser. Seward died a few years later, and went to his grave thinking he was America's biggest loser for buying Alaska. But, in 1896, they found gold in the Klondike. So, he never knew his Alaska purchase was an amazing deal? Not in his life. Wow. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Paul Eenhoorn and Michael Crowley of "Broken, Alaska" and written by Kari Aguila.

A man walks into a bar... This episode is not explicit. Written by Daniel Rogers, courtesy of 50-Word Stories. Performed by Cass McPhee. Produced by Karin Heimdahl. Writing licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Daniel Rogers hopes everyone is safe and keeping boredom at bay. 50-Word Stories https://fiftywordstories.com/ Karin Heimdahl https://y2kpod.com TRANSCRIPT A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this a joke?" The man replies, "No, it's purely an imaginary situation because we are currently under strict orders to stay at home as much as possible and practise social distancing in order to prevent the spread of the coronavirus." Credits This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by Cass McPhee, produced by Karin Heimdahl and written by Daniel Rogers, courtesy of fiftywordstories.com Daniel Rogers hopes everyone is safe and keeping boredom at bay. Music by Chip Michael.

Anxiety, kind of. To start. This episode is not explicit. Kate said things Ignorance Was Bliss is by Kate, a forensic psychologist and crisis clinician who collects stories, in an attempt to figure out how we become who we are. Website: iwbpodcast.com LifeWorld is cohosted by Kate and Derek, and is a look at cybercrime and the methods and personalities behind the use of the Internet as a weapon. Website: https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld iwbpodcast.com and https://www.spreaker.com/show/lifeworld TRANSCRIPT Anxiety is more than feeling nervous. Pretty much everyone feels at least a little nervous, just now. Use those nerves, to remind yourself to stay home and wash your hands. But anxiety can be like a grinding, constant Eeyore cloud overhead, or it can be a specific pattern of thoughts that you just cannot stop. It's more self-destructive than simple nerves. The best thing that you can do is to reassure people that you care about them and that their experience is valid. And the same for yourself. You matter.

Unsuccessful in love, an inventor decides to create the world's first chick magnet - literally. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. This episode contains dismemberment. Written by Manen Lyset, Performed by Erin Lilis and Elie Hirschman Manen Lyset is a Canadian horror fiction writer, pumpkin head, and occasional artist. Erin B Liliis is a voice Actress, host of @iAmSubverCity, Bonnie on Mandible Judy, Mrs. Morwood @CallingDarkness, Jenny @CongeriaPodcast, VA on @NoSleepPodcast, Simulacra 2 baddie https://twitter.com/manen_lyset; https://twitter.com/Ravie13; https://twitter.com/ESHbyESH TRANSCRIPT The math was triple-checked, the machines were calibrated, and the animal testing had been a success. He wished he had someone by his side to celebrate. Soon, that wish would come true. He pulled the lever. The super-magnet emitted a whomping sound like a mating call going out into the world. If he couldn't be a chick magnet, he wanted to build one. It had to work! Suddenly, a long, slender, feminine arm slapped against the wall of the machine, torn away from its owner. Then someone's foot. Someone else's arm. A head. Two. Three. So many more. He fell to his knees as a wave of flesh blanketed the horizon. Sound effects by Erin Lilis.

What will become of Michael and Margaret? And more importantly, who won the Sock Sliding Championships?! This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret, In case you're wondering why there's no ice for your 5th Martini and Rossi on the rocks this evening, it's because the last of the cubes are on my face. I understand your dislike of my sock sliding, but it was the finals, and I was favored for the win. Sprinkling sugar water on the floor was a low blow. Once the sticky stuff is cleaned up, I'm afraid the season will be extending into triple elongated overtime. Also, we have ants. Michael. Music: your wicked ways by Richard J. Freitas, Geraldine Brioso, from Storyblocks

We're nearing the finals of the Hallway Sock Sliding Championship, but not everyone is thrilled to be included. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Michael, I understand the ongoing self-isolation hasn't dimmed your enthusiasm for sock sliding in the hallway. While I appreciate the need for good cardiovascular exercise, as the sole breadwinner in the household, I might ask that you either save the sliding for daytime hours, or use ANY OTHER WALL as a backstop. Failure to change your flight path will result in an abrupt cessation of toaster oven privileges, which, given the condition your cheese-on-a Pop-Tart experiment left it in, are already tenuous. Margaret Music: your wicked ways by Richard J. Freitas, Geraldine Brioso, from Storyblocks

Michael clearly doesn't like being assigned tasks, even extremely overdue ones. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret. Re: Item 17 on the chore list. It's been so delightfully festive and cozy in our home these last four months, I scarcely realized Christmas was over. However, per your PostIt command and hairy eyeball across the dining room table, the tree has been taken down and dragged out, and is currently convalescing in a dumpster down the block. I swear it thanked me as I pulled it out the front door. Michael. Music: your wicked ways by Richard J. Freitas, Geraldine Brioso, from Storyblocks

Margaret has some complaint about cheese. And item 17. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Michael. Let he who is capable of Saran Wrapping up the cheese so I don't have to throw out giant, dried out, crusty bits of cheddar throw the first stone. And, the task sheet, since you've ignored it for the past eleven years, seems hardly relevant. However, if you're going to start referring to it, I suggest you pay attention to item number seventeen. It's April. Margaret Music: your wicked ways by Richard J. Freitas, Geraldine Brioso, from Storyblocks

Michael's response to Margaret re: division of duties This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Margaret, I'm sure you're well aware my back bears no such stripe, since I haven't had a clean shirt to put on it in weeks. Laundry is, according to your task sheet, your responsibility. About thrift, I might just remind you that bits of paper without a layer of adhesive, though less convenient, are even cheaper, and our refrigerator has magnets. Michael Music: your wicked ways by Richard J. Freitas, Geraldine Brioso, from Storyblocks

1632 West 21st Street is the home of Michael and Margaret. For now, anyway.... This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry. Performed by Lee Shackleford and Shannon Perry Shannon Perry scribbles stuff. Mostly Oz 9. Lee Shackleford is the creator, producer, and lead actor on Relativity podcast. https://oz-9.com, https://relativitypodcast.com/ TRANSCRIPT Dear Michael, Per your request not to speak to you again until I have "something nice to say," I have ordered an 18 pack of Post-It notes from CostCo. I had originally planned to order the "World of Color" pack, but it's six dollars more expensive, and knowing your love of thrift, I opted for the standard Canary Yellow, which, if nothing else, neatly matches the stripe down your back. Margaret. Music: your wicked ways by Richard J. Freitas, Geraldine Brioso, from Storyblocks