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Math Test
Season 1 · Episode 12

Math Test

Listen Rinse Repeat · Pete Barry

March 25, 20200m 41s

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Show Notes

You think you know math? You don't know math.

INT. OFFICE IT GUY How was the math test?

MATH GIRL Inconclusive.

IT GUY You took a math test and you got an "inconclusive"?

MATH GIRL No, I didn't take a test. We're testing math.

IT GUY You're testing MATH ITSELF?

MATH GIRL Math has shown some alarming trends.

IT GUY What's wrong with math?

MATH GIRL Among other things, it's warming.

IT GUY MATH WARMING?

MATH GIRL What are you doing?

IT GUY I'm just compiling this week's reports.

MATH GIRL How many numbers are you using? They're all over your screen. You're wasting too many numbers, you're a menace.

IT GUY I -

MATH GIRL In 100 years, there may not be any more math thanks to people like you.

Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian.