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Since Mark Whitney took quite a bit of airtime, we didn't get to really get into what we wanted to discuss, so we offloaded that to the after-hours bonus episode time and we decided to offer this for free to non-Patrons. We talk about the kung flu virus, Trump bux, and more.This is our 20th bonus episode to date - if you want the rest of 19 special bonus episodes, all you have to is give us $1 on PatreonJOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765

This week we have on Mark Whitney, who's running for the Libertarian Party nomination for the Presidency. Mark gives us the scoop on what happened at the LPF Convention and offers Floridians an apology. Do you want a President who apologizes? How about a President who doesn't even have a 'taxation is theft' hat? Does he even own a single boot? With such slim credentials, the outlook of Whitney's campaign is looking pretty grim, but we give him plenty of space to explain his position of a variety of topics and get his opinion on our stand-up bits (which as it turns out is very easy by the way). All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:Is freedom of speech an inherent human right? Links:Mark Whitney's 2020 Libertarian Presidential CampaignFollow Mark on TwitterJOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765

This week we have Arvin Vohra, 2020 Libertarian Party Presidential candidate to talk about Arvin's coming of age into the libertarian movement and to clear up his age of consent opinions once and for all. Burning Question for this week:Who determines the age of consent? Links: Buy Arvin's BooksVohra MethodFollow Arvin on TwitterArvin's Presidential CampaignJOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on:Facebook | TwitterGive us $1 (soon to be $5!) on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment

We start the show with Kyle itching to write lyrics for our new sex punk band. Everyone in the DNC pulls out, we praise the podcasts who make fun of other podcasts, Nicky P is not smarter than Derek, we have some big brain discussions about reality, Davie clues us on the scandal that is Hornberger rigging New York, Kyle is a coronavirus conspiracy, everyone is depressed and just wants to get high, jewish pepperoni, someone from Finland sets the record straight on their hot PM's scandal, and Kyle shoots a hollow point into his leg. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:Should you always honor your contracts? JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on:Facebook | TwitterGive us $1 (soon to be $5!) on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment

So the burning question this week: is hard work is a virtue? A red-blooded, dirt under the nails type guy defends that it is, whilst being verbally assaulted by lazy, free loading, soy boys awaiting their daily milking at the soy farm. It may be the type of torture akin to waterboarding a rubber chicken, however it can't be as bad as free range, open air prisons... or can it? Don't think too hard on it, because the Burning Boots boys sure didn't. There is a special guest that sells weed, and another special guest that grows it for the favorite of the three. Big thank you to C. Michael Pickens, the campaign manager for libertarian presidential candidate Mark Whitney. He really helped Davie, Kyle, and Derek recollect the weekend at the LPF convention, which was just old men yelling at Davie, and smoking J's with the kids at the pool (except Arvin). All this, plus a couple of other minor things in this week's episode of BURNING BOOTS! Guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back! (This offer does not include patrons, that check is cashed)Burning Question for this week:Is hard work a virtue?Find Burning Boots on:Facebook | Twitter | DiscordGive us $1 (soon to be $5!) on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment

This week we recorded our episode and streamed it LIVE for Patrons only, and we fulfilled the request of some random Patron to draw each other live for some reason. Derek gives his perspective on the whole native American #landback movement that's happening all over social media and gets derailed into talking about porn games where the goal is not to c*m, which doesn't make any sense. A voicemail sends everyone into a dangerous fit of holocaust denial, Rooster from the Discord calls the voicemail to talk sh*t to Moose for a solid minute and a half causing everyone to almost fall asleep, the boys develop their strategy for winning the retard vote, and Kyle fills us in on the coronavirus conspiracy. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Do you have the right to destroy land? Find Burning Boots on: Facebook | Twitter | Discord Give us $1 (soon to be $5!) on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment

Phil and Jared from Punk Rock Libertarians podcast join the show this week totally refreshed and invigorated after getting a prime ham candle polishing with their free Autoblow that was sent to them. These guys rule, go listen to their podcast. Baltimore is being overrun by stupid cats who b*tch into the microphone during our chat with the PRL boys, but that doesn't stop us from raging against the state and continually demonstrating to Davie how he's wrong on seemingly everything. Davie admits that Jack Black is okay, Phil applies his (wrong) common sense to trespass and the NAP, Libertarians are being physically removed from social media, and Phil and Jared talk about their experience with their shiny new blow job machine. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Is teaching children about the existence of Hell or Satan coercive? Support Punk Rock Libertarians Listen to Punk Rock LibertariansFollow PRL on TwitterFollow PRL on Facebook Find Burning Boots on: Facebook | Twitter | Discord Give us $1 (soon to be $5!) on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment Links from this episode: Tom Woods Wrecks Indian IRS Scammer Punk Rock Libertarians Unbox the AutoblowVietnamese Sweet and Sour Cow Vagina

We suffered some technical difficulties this week because Steve Jobs made a shrimpy computer that can fit in a manilla envelope and Derek thought it would be a good idea to use this paper thin device to power an entire talkshow. Well that saga has basically come to an end because we could not keep the recording going that long this week without it crashing. Looks like we'll finally have to use a real computer next week because we're going to be coming back with a fury.So enjoy episode -1, where we sit down on mics for the first time and try to figure out what even is a podcastFind us on:Facebook | Twitter | DiscordGive us $1 (soon to be $5!) on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment

Special guests this week are the hosts of the Biting the Bullet podcast, the Fighting Mongeese: Typo, Jared, and Luke. Their show is our show but in a parallel dimension where our podcast was successful. Twitter bans, the story of Typo's name, Kyle's strategy to win the black vote, Derek hires an army of Indians to vote up our podcast on Liberty Podcast Ranker, Davie gives a heartfelt eulogy for Kobe Bryant (PBUH), Luke spills the rice on the banana show, and Typo reveals his true power level. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:Is counter-economics a viable political strategy against the state?Support Biting the Bullet Listen to Biting the BulletBecome a Biting the Bullet PatronFollow em on Twitter: Biting the BulletJared - Luke - Typo Find Burning Boots on:Facebook | Twitter | DiscordGive us $1 (soon to be $5!) on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment

The Make Liberty Great Again podcast network must be stopped. Their boring podcasts are flooding the top spots on Liberty Podcast Ranker with podcasts of women. Yes, women talking is now voted higher than our podcast. There's plenty of ice-in-a-Yeti-cup ASMR in this episode as we air out our podcast drama before Derek ruins Davie's segue into talking about the Virginia gun rights rally. Children calling strangers fat with immunity, beta males want to rape you, a 10 with Down syndrome probably exists, when your wife looks at your penis, big brain libertarian discussion, the false Jewish question, poor people drugs, living entirely off of Bitcoin, and people who unironically put the Punisher logo on their vehicles.All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:When is it permissible to use force against the state?Find us on:Facebook | Twitter | Reddit | DiscordGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment

We're officially done with the "Burning X" titles! The NSA releases the Windows 10 virus and John McAfee is slowly losing his mind on Twitter. We talk about Josh Smith's shout-out for our show on Lions of Liberty but bemoan the fact that he essentially called us a podcast of "boogaloo boys". We clear the air with each other on what boogaloo actually means and what our roles in boogaloo are or should be before diving into Retardnation. Derek claims that he can taste citrus with his balls and urges you to try it. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:Is entrapment a violation of the NAP?Find us on:Facebook | Twitter | Reddit | DiscordGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a complimentLinks:bitbutter on YouTubeCollapse of the American DreamRon Paul's Legendary "What if?" speechStory of Your Enslavement

While we wait for Vermin Supreme to get ready, we talk about the Iran bombings and eat cough drops that smell like old people. We had some technical issues with Vermin's call but thanks to the magic of zombie-powered time travel, we didn't. Vermin lays out his plans for our country should he ever be crowned President and just as Derek says that it will not become an interview, we begin the interview. Listeners on the Discord sent us some tough questions to ask Vermin, which he answered with about as much finesse and expertise as one could expect from the wizard king of political satire himself. Vermin shares his revolutionary insight into how "free ponies" are economically possible and also shares with us some stories of his adventures and his foray into all of this political business. Once a peaceful hippy just looking for a laugh, Vermin quickly rose to become one of the most respected and beloved political satirists of our age and it's with tremendous honor that we had him on our show. A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote wasted. Vote Vermin Supreme!Support Vermin:Vermin Supreme 2020 CampaignBuy Vermin's MerchDonate to Vermin Buy Vermin's BookFollow Vermin on TwitterFind us on:Facebook | Twitter | Reddit | DiscordGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment

It's New Year's Eve in Kyle's dungeon this week and we're all exhausted. We discuss our plans for getting onto other libertarian podcasts and wonder how a podcast of only women talking into microphones can have more listeners than we do. Should fascists have a platform, Billie Eilish got MK Ultra'd, guns are good for church, Liberty Hangout is the most annoying Twitter account ever created, the pragfags of the Libertarian Party are mad that people want to grow weed, nuclear power rules, YouTube tramples on crypto content creators, and Davie learns what a waifu is.All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:There isn't one. Don't tell us what to do.Find us on:Facebook | Twitter | Reddit | DiscordGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment.

The gang's all here with this special Christmas episode, and we're releasing this one early this week, so no episode this Friday. Kyle sang Katy Perry in front of a stadium of grandmas for $100 and is now a professional singer, Davie gives Kyle a rad Christmas present but gives Derek a lump of Baby Yoda meme coal, Jack Black calls the voicemail to rip into Davie - the Hank Hill of anarchists, Davie and Derek report on the best worst punk show they've ever been to, Derek shits his pants, and we discuss how to win a fight against Santa Claus. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:Is Santa Claus a slave-driving Communist or a charitable Capitalist?Find us on:Facebook | Twitter | Reddit | DiscordGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment.Links:When you criticize the cops in Communist China

Kyle ditched the show this week to go to a gardening convention, so we got our buddy Jordan to fill his seat. Star Wars is officially getting gay, Amazon Alexa might cause you to go on a murderous rampage this holiday season, Davie breaks into Kyle's dungeon with a butter knife, FartPimpson makes art for the fast food Hornburger joint, Derek thinks dropmemesnotbombs.com doesn't make any sense, Kyle calls the voicemail and reads out loud, someone speaking in tongues sends us an audition to be a part of the show, Cenk Uygur wants to f*ck dogs, and the funniest person in Canada. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Would you still be a libertarian even it could be proven to have a bad economic outcome? Find us on: Facebook | Twitter | Reddit | Discord Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our bonus episodes! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment.

This week we're blessed by the presence of Adam Kokesh! Adam is running for the 46th President of the United States and is one of the most anti-war and principled libertarians you could hope for. Unfortunately, Adam proved to be even more big-brained than we expected and dominated the entire podcast with smart guy stuff, so we formally apologize to anyone who was just looking for their weekly libertarian sh*t joke. Remember to vote Vermin Supreme! The unbearable lightness of being late to meetings, YouTube is a part of the Clinton-government-whatever-the-heck-it-is machine, libertarians don't like the poors, Adam was picked up and body-slammed for slow dancing with liberty, libertarian factions in the movement, how to deal with being a libertarian in the military, cleaning government property, Kyle has a driver's license, a bigger Star Wars fan than Kyle calls the voicemail, Derek and Davie don't understand Baby Yoda memes, and Finland is doomed because their new Prime Minister is too cute. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Is being a principled libertarian compatible with being employed by the state? Find us on: Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | Discord Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment. Links: Adam's WebsiteGet Adam's Book - Freedom!Adam's Presidential CampaignDonate to Adam's Campaign

We begin with Kyle and Davie being mean to Derek, which I frankly find rude and immature. Davie gives his in-depth review of Google Stadia, Kyle longs for his Incel Valhalla, we acknowledge the end of No Nut November, white people food can be delicious, nostalgic side boob and Derek's vagina, Hallmark Holiday Hell, we have a mailbag that tanks the entire show, Detective Harper gives a much needed update on the cleft clad cleaver, Alabama people either have down syndrome or have sweet potato c*cks, how to make a Joe Biden quote, and whether or not gay sex is actually gay. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Is it gay if you have sex with another man but you thought he was a woman? Find us on: Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | Discord Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment.

Joshua Smith joins us this week against his better judgement, then we promptly ignore and talk over him for the duration of the episode. Josh is running for LNC Chair and we here at Burning Boots OFFICIALLY ENDORSE JOSH'S CANDIDACY (sorry Josh)Derek's dad wouldn't jerk him off if he was profoundly disabled, Josh talks about the first world problems with having the most vanilla name possible, we talk about the state of the Libertarian Party, Josh officially avows Grand Wizard Tom Woods and then unwisely shares his gamer tag, Derek shares a recipe for vegan semen cookies, Kyle - dressed like he's doing an IRA cosplay - brandishes his AK-47 while telling the story of Alex Booth and the boogaloo that got away, and Davie thinks that the military would mostly join the side of the state during boogaloo.All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:What would a transition to a taxless society look like?Find us on:Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | DiscordVote for us on Liberty Podcast RankerCall our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment. Links from this episode:Donate to Josh's CampaignVegan Semen Cookie Recipe

This week we're joined by special guest Steven Nekhaila, the chair of the Libertarian Party of Florida. We tried to get some questions from the Patrons for him, but no one cared enough to submit any, so we just shot the sh*t with him for a while. We experienced some technical difficulties in this episode, so you might notice some audio quality dips from Steven's feed every so often, so we apologize in advance for Steven's incompetence. We get tired of waiting for Kyle to show up and start the banter with Steven right away by seeing how he responds to banned epithets. As Steven cracks open a fresh White Claw and we begin the basic b*tch summoning ritual, Kyle stumbles into the studio from his crotchless boxer brief photo shoot. Bernie Sanders calls the show to personally disallow Davie from participating in the socialist revolution, and then we talk about the moral merits of beastiality. All that and more on this week's Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Are animals property? Find us on: Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | Discord Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment. Links from this episode: Vodka and Redbull the Same as CocaineIRS Building Quote about Taxes

This week we're joined by a very special guest - Dan Taxation is Theft Behrman! Dan turned out to be a very funny and very smart dude, which just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover. We banter with Dan for a while about boogaloo, the libertarian party, and how much Mexico secretly rules. Davie interrupts the f*ck out of everyone and sends Kyle spiraling into a rageful fit of entitlement, Lola Bunny from Space Jam turned on every man at some point in their life except for Kyle who prefers real rabbits, and Dan nervously hovers his finger over the hang up button. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! This week's episode is brought to you by Kyle's Crotchless Boxer Briefs, available now at your nearest Kyle-Mart. Burning Question for this week: Does the US National debt actually matter? Find us on: Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | Discord Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment. Links from this episode: Dan's Campaign Website Listen to Dan's Podcast

The boys talk about the enigma that is Furry culture and then talk about sexy rabbits. The DNC's LGBTBBQ ended in a dumpster fire when a black trans woman gave everyone on the panel sh*t and then the boys pine for a future without IP law. Donald Trump calls into the show and threatens Kyle's life in a voicemail, Ken from the Discord calls in to be wrong about Justin Amash, Elizabeth Warren gets a meme team, Project Veritas blows the lid off of another story that surprises absolutely no one, and Derek puts a $25 bounty on the GYRETRD license plate. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week: Should the only goal of libertarian candidates be to get elected? Find us on: Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | Discord Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment.

Against all odds, our podcast is now ranked #1 on Liberty Podcast Ranker and we're now officially better than Punk Rock Libertarians, Dave Smith, Tom Woods, and all those other would-be winners. Davie complains about listeners on Facebook and their mailbags, we discuss who is the libertarianist libertarian, and Kyle and Davie pass around the minarchist hat. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week: Are libertarians anti-police?Find us on:Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | DiscordVote for us on Liberty Podcast RankerCall our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and tell Davie and Kyle how wrong they are about something and maybe drop Derek a compliment. Links from this episode:Machinery of Freedom Illustrated Summary

The guys start off talking about their illustrious plans to start a sex-punk band and Kyle talks about watching a boring documentary about the Illuminati that ends with all of the experts agreeing that the Illuminati isn't even around anymore. A listener mailbag asks us to talk about Justin Trudeau winning the Canadian election, which surprises Davie because he forgot that Canada even existed. Davie complains about how Pragmatic Libertarians aren't beneficial to the movement and we discuss Tulsi Gabbard's feud with Hillary Clinton. Kyle reads another fear-mongering article in today's edition of "Kyle's Coming Soon".Burning Question for this week: Which group is more of an ally to libertarians - Anarcho-communists or Republicans? Find us on:Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | DiscordVote for us on Liberty Podcast RankerLinks from this episode:Illuminati Documentary Kyle's Coming Soon - Manic CNN Article Male Nurse Throwing Antifa Backpack Man Forced to Pay Child Support Even Though He's Not The FatherDude Catches on Fire After Being Pepper Sprayed Then Tased

Since when did radio stations stop giving a sh*t about cursing on the air? Speaking of letting retards on the airwaves, Davie actually sat down and consumed all of the DNC debates against his better judgement. We call our friends at the True Brew podcast during their live show and ask them about their opinion on whether or not retards can give consent. Then we turn to the whopper of a mailbag that we've got this week and answer questions about vaccination and how to convince people of anarchism. Things get heated when we start to argue about the merits of using violent force against in response to government tyranny, but they cool back down after we have a tall glass of refreshing fluoride water. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week: Should libertarians support private prisons? Find us on: Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | Discord Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker Links from this episode: Machinery of Freedom Video

Derek is back and recounts some of his elopement details and Kyle defends the American flag from Derek and Davie on the grounds that it's a cultural symbol that should be respected. Then we cover some mailbag questions and then talk about some news items. Davie finds a news story about a lawmaker who believes that legalizing marijuana will lead to the dealers selling sex toys and we try to guess what his reasoning is. Derek attempts to pitch his idea for tampons for alcoholic men before diving into the tough question of whether or not retards can give consent for sex. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week: Can retards give consent?Find us on:Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | DiscordVote for us on Liberty Podcast RankerLinks from this episode:The Problem of First-Past-The-Post VotingWoman suggests to AOC that we should eat babiesKamala Harris 'please clap' cringe Elizabeth Warren BDSM scandal 1993 NYT Article titled 'Rape and the Mentally Retarded' 'Why I Masturbate My Profoundly Disabled Son' Lawmaker warns that legalizing weed will lead to sales in sex toys

This week Kyle and Davie are joined by a hippie named Brett who stumbled into the studio looking for weed but stayed to talk about conspiracies. Good thing too, because Derek is still out of town for one more week. That's right, today's episode is all about conspiracies and we get all of the conspiracy talk out of our system with dive into the old pizzagate conspiracy and how or why it could be relevant to the current elite pedophile ring busts - something which Brett happens to know a lot about. Before that, we make fun of know-it-all hypocrite children and talk about a cop who shot and killed someone in their apartment because she thought it was hers. Someone on Twitter claims that if Donald Trump is ever impeached that we would slip into another civil war, and that launches the discussion into a long talk about conspiracy theories and pizzagate.All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for This Week:Is there any validity to the Pizzagate conspiracy?Find us on:Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | DiscordVote for us on Liberty Podcast RankerLinks from this episode:Podesta HandkerchiefChild Rape Assembly LinePizzagate - How it all startedPodesta Brothers Eyewitness Rendering

With Derek being away this week to get hitched, the boys bring their buddy Jordan on air to blow their gun-talk load. Before pulling the trigger on the gun talk, we take aim at the mailbag and Davie points out that Biden is perhaps more gangster than we've been giving him credit for. Jordan wonders what "dry ice hands" can possibly mean if not a reference to masturbation, and Kyle introduces us to the whacky world of transableism. The boys shoot the sh*t about guns for a while and eventually address Jordan's statism, and what conversation with a statist would be incomplete without a conversation about roads? All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for This Week: Which is better: AR or AK? Find us on: Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | Discord Links from this episode: Biden Recounts his Cornpop Story

We talk about aliens, religion, and borders.Burning Question for This Week:Should libertarians support open borders?Find us on:Facebook | Patreon | Reddit | Discord

Someone gives us $5 on Patreon and we immediately start talking about all of the gay sh*t that we would do for more money (which Derek forgot to cut). Davie blows the lid off of Donald Trump’s motion to monitor the cell phones of the mentally ill as just another elite pedophile scheme to get underage nudes. This revelation causes Kyle to nearly go into cardiac arrest from shock, but luckily we snap back to reality with real questions from listeners with the mail bag. How do you deal with shitty liberal friends? Would you get pegged if it meant anarchy for you and everyone forever? How many d*cks does Justin Amash need to suck to get the LP Nomination? We talk about the state of the libertarian party candidates and pontificate over how high someone would get if they sucked John McAfee’s d*ck. I don’t know, all I know for sure is that we don’t need to anymore because some beautiful libertarian b*astard created a blowjob machine. Then we talk about 9/11 and the government’s potential involvement in the tragedy, which causes Derek’s rate of alcoholic intake to increase and he slowly devolves the conversation into an incoherent drunken ramble about how he once played a CS:GO game with Bill Clinton and he bought him some premium knives. All that and more on this week’s episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this Week: Was 9/11 an inside job? Links from this episode: Donald Trump banning e-cigs Donald Trump monitoring cell phones Bill Clinton Dress painting in Epstein’s HouseLucky Larry Silverstein9/11 Commission ReportAutoblow Blowjob Machine

Walmart has instituted some new anti-gun policies and we talk about how we feel about it from a property rights perspective. An obnoxious special guest crashes the show and takes two parking spots with his scooter. Kyle brings up the "greater good" argument that's so often made by statists against libertarians and we talk about whether or not "greater good" utilitarian arguments are bullsh*t and then get into an argument about the limits we should accept in the face of tyranny. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! This week's Burning Question:Will violent revolution lead to liberty? Contribute to our PatreonFind us on Facebook Reference Links: Most of the Drug Arrests in the US Involve a Gram or Less

Epstein committed suicide. Case closed, nothing to see here, folks. We talk about guns red flag laws for a bit before diving into a heated debate about a contentious topic amongst libertarians: Should libertarians give a sh*t about the US Constitution? This episode is front loaded with some high fiber content, but that's the Burning Question of this episode and we spend a while deliberating on that right out the gate. Then we read a few entries from the mailbag and have a discussion about labor unions and workers strikes from a libertarian perspective. Derek's dad corrects the record on the history of SEAL Team 6 from his Wikipedia research. We dive into some more pedophile conspiracies and review all of the data about the color of Justin Trudeau's potentially Cuban nipples. All that and more on this episode of Burning Boots! Contribute to our PatreonFind us on Facebook 8th Amendment: Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. 9th Amendment: The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. Reference Links: 32:40 - Nozick's Tale of the Slave68:05 - Justin Trudeau Resembling Fidel Castro

What is an anarchist and why should anyone care? We give some of our thoughts on the matter. We talk about some conspiracy theories and wonder why all of a sudden no one cares about Jeffery Epstein anymore. The Amazon Rainforest is burning and Bernie shoehorns it into his fear mongering campaign. Does anyone really care about the rainforest or is just a new grandstanding platform? Why should anyone care about the fact that elite pedophiles are running the world when Spiderman is probably going to be removed from the Marvel universe? Can a piece of owned property ever become unowned? What are the criteria for implicit abandonment of property? We also try a soundboard idea but it ends up being more of a pain than we anticipated. Links:Trump saying that he will be the best President that God has ever created: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzbzZwMzU38Proof that M240 Machine Gun was used in Las Vegas shooting: https://youtu.be/_mXe9dk77bk