Libertarian Friendship Simulator

its goodbye join the discord here to keep up with us and everyone else call our voicemail at ‪(312) 574-0765 Thanks as always to Pac Crest Botanicals for sponsoring us. For the next few weeks after this episode's release you can use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint| Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

"You get a fiver artist to make a short 'trailer' of a play-to-earn game you’re 'developing' to roll out in the next 3-4 months (tbd) and sell (also fiver generated) pfp avatars you can use in the game. I’ve seen a few of those and games are the new big thing. You can make hundreds of ETH and not even need to worry about the royalties. You’d pay fiver dudes like $1k or less and make a million in sales." Follow LostBoy.eth and Whip on twitter. Links: Billionaire Zombies Club NFT Rarity Tools OpenSea NFT Market This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint| Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

we talk about the good word of Jesus Christ and then @Whip drops in to tell us how to get stinkin rich by scamming idiots on the internet with NFTs This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

we talk about drinking too much, adam kokesh, tf is the metaverse, and we look at what other degenerates around the globe watched on pornhub in 2021 This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Keasby Nights by Streetlight Manifesto JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint| Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Derek hates on tomboys. We talk the holidays. And of course Maxell. Then we descend into the faggotry of another simulated space. This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint| Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

this was recorded right before Christmas day and i haven't even had a moment to spare to finish editing it until now. so this episode actually belongs to last week, and expect this week's ep 120 to come out some time this weekend we have Cole of Tower Power Hour join the show to hang out with us and not drink copious amounts of eggnog This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Song Title by Artist JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint| Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

we talk about turning your wife bi, is michael malice a piece of shit, Floydies NFTs, and more This episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals. Use promo code HARDR for 38% off your next purchase! This week's closing song is Panic by Sublime with Rome JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

this week's episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals, and we sample their products and have their founder and CEO Michael Pickens come on and hang out with us for an episode. michael is a hell of a great dude and his products are legitimately high quality, go support this brother the next time you make a CBD or THC purchase. use promo code HARDR to get 38% off your next purchase at Pac Crest Botanicals This week's closing song is Dopeman by Less Than Jake JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

had mad audio and tech issues this ep but we're on it baby This week's closing song is My Family is a Little Weird by Millions of Dead Cops JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Derek is out so Davie and Flint really lean into the tarded degens that they are. We're gonna make Donald Trump's locker room talk look tame. We also spurg out a bit. Flint gives expert level degen advice. here's that brass against vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwXy0aq6Do We kinda do the regular show around an hour in. Fenix Ammo rocks. Derek, we've been planning this bit for a good minute. Hope you enjoyed haha! This week's closing song is Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

we reminisce on our childhood stories of camping, petty theft, and attempted murder. derek pitches a new show theme, davie explains his character arc's lore, and flint introduces us to his new game This week's closing song is The Ballad Of Chasey Lain by Bloodhound Gang JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Davie shoots down another intro theme pitch, taking too many drugs at once, gay sex and the origins of music, the fall of traditional men's underpants, and Jared of Hoppean.org joins us to gloat about being right This week's closing song is Newsstand Rock by RX Bandits JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

for this spooky halloween episode you get to hear flint tell a (probably fake) story about the time he saw a ghost and hear davie read a scary story out loud that derek wrote just for him woooOOOOooo do the world a favor and egg people's house that already have christmas decorations up this weekend. return to tradition. happy halloween fellas This week's closing song is She Dominates by Blitzkid JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

four and a half men picking fights with B list podcasters and ur rolling on the mat at a MDMA match shout out to Tower Gang Podcast for letting us borrow their custom game this ep. follow el pulpo on twitter and listen to his not a podcast This week's closing song is Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Davie and Derek talk about Chappelle's new special, Superman is gay (surprise, surprise), Christopher Columbus and Indigenous Losers Day, the new president, and teachers being overpaid. This week's closing song is Bottom of the Well by Unicorn Hole JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Fat Dave joins us this week to talk about his (now lifted!) Twitter ban and tells us the story of him being doxxed and subsequently fired from his job. This week's closing song is High Noon In Killville by Angry Johnny and the Killbillies JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Tried to open up the show by calling Windstream customer support on the show to yell at them about the internet but they hung up on us THREE TIMES ON THREE DIFFERENT SUPPORT LINES so we are officially declaring war on Windstream for life. We talk about crappy monopoly internet services, get involved with a fetish community online, and pine for a Balldo sponsorship. This week's closing song is The First Rule by Flaming Tsunamis JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Flint | The Show Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

Well first of all Derek ditches us. I think we forget to mention it until the end but hey you get a heads up for reading. And they say libertarians don't read. So I had to be in charge of recordings and editing this week. Why is Flint's track so hard to line up? Actually why does it take me so long to edit? Anyways, Flint and Steven spurg out on history or something. TBH I'm tired of writing notes since its taken me 6 days to edit this. Thankfully we stick to our timely release schedule as always. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-family-whose-father-was-wrongly-jailed?utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer This week's closing song is No Lives Matter by Body Count JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

This week we're joined by Taylor Shiring of Hoppean.org to talk about why it's actually cool to keep using the word "libertarian" and he stands as a shining example of an internet Hoppean who still believes in drinking and pre-marital or gay sex. We talk about libertarian strategy, the state of the movement, jerking off with just your mind, and how to treat people in the work place. Links Taking Libertarianism Back by Taylor This week's closing music is the Forced to Live EP by Taylor's band Settle for Nothing JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes

We got Dan TAXATION IS THEFT Behrman on this week. TBH we mainly just bro out and brush over politics as normal. There's a long pause. We talk about running drugs, the legality of paying taxes and we find out once and for all if Dan is a TiTs man or A$$ man. Enjoy that cork pop ASMR. Follow Dan: https://zync.social/u/8df761b88deb3c8709ac8c909f565092 This week's closing song is Another Day Another Vendetta by Hatebreed JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at ‪(312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us: Derek | Davie | Corporate Find us on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes