
Libertarian Friendship Simulator
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S3 Ep 77Bathroom booty call (w/ Quincy Johnson)
EDavie and Derek catch up a bit on life and talk about black history month videogame promotion pandering, standup comedy mostly sucking, and also heroin being both the coolest way to die and the coolest thing to survive so what's the argument again for not doing it? Then we call everyone's favorite beef-tongue-taco loving butthole binging Hightep of the Highway @Quincy to teach us a thing or two about what even is a Hotep and why we should be white hoteps, why he wears macaroni in his hair, how and why eating a*s is praxis, anarchy and chaos, and Davie says it. Links mentioned in this episode: Quincy's interracial porn production career at ThroatWars.com - NSFW(omen) This week's closing song is Equally Useless by Discharger JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us on Twitter: Derek | Davie | Corporate Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes, sometimes, probably Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party Edit: any money you were going to give them either give to us or go get drunk. They are no longer paying from these links. If you care enough to read show notes this far down, this link is 'ferda
S3 Ep 76Valentine's Gay (w/ Moose)
EThe Discord server's chief antagonist bully Moose joins us this week to talk about women and join Davie in giving dating advice and Derek gets very drunk. This week's closing song is Fail Hill Zone, Act 1 by Monomate JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us on Twitter: Derek | Davie | Corporate Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes, sometimes, probably Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party Edit: any money you were going to give them either give to us or go get drunk. They are no longer paying from these links. If you care enough to read show notes this far down, this link is 'ferda
S3 Ep 75Seasonally Late
ESo Davie is editing this episode and it took 6 hours of trouble shooting and nonsense to even get the files in working order and the program to stop crashing. But hey... here ya go. I'm sure an autistic topic on next week's episode will be on everything I did wrong in the edit. (Derek is an audio autist) That guy yelled at me for calling the clips "tracks"... huh kinda like us gun autists yelling at others for calling magazines clips. {{EG THEORY}} Wouldn't you know I fall asleep 3/4 the way editing and the next morning I get up early to help a friend move a few towns away. get home late, a little d8, and going to the bar. Well it was a garbage metallica cover band. Got home at 1am to finish editing. So here you go. I'm glad none of you actually read these. But if you happen to make it this far, you probably need a hobby. Anyways we talk the usual and are starting our February off in celebratory fashion. This week's closing song is Immigraniada by Gogol Bordello JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us on Twitter: Derek | Davie | Corporate Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes, sometimes, probably Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party Edit: any money you were going to give them either give to us or go get drunk. They are no longer paying from these links. If you care enough to read show notes this far down, this link is 'ferda
S3 Ep 74Kick stand couching (w/ Austin)
ELate release on this show due to technical issues (I was technically sleepy and didn't wanna edit) but this week we have on a return corporate investor Mitch, who has a remarkably worse mic than we do, to join us in the simulator to slam some whiskeys and show us his hole and overstay his welcome on this intentionally too long hang-out episode. This week's closing song is You Can't Spell 'Apathetic' Without 'Pathetic' by Crabhammer JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find us on Twitter Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes, sometimes, probably Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party so we know who to make fun of LINKS The remarkably real and awesome AOC deepfake dildo video has been posted to the Gentlemen's channel on the Discord server. Join the Discord to respect science and marvel at the innovations of coomer technology
S3 Ep 73Cop Bullying 101 (w/ James Freeman)
EWe were lucky to discover and perform the sacred rituals to conjure up James Freeman's contact information this week to have him on the show to discuss his adventures in bullying the police, and teach everyone a thing or two about what he's learned and share some experiences in filming and speaking to the police the the appropriate manner. James is one of the best cop bullies around and he makes it his mission to troll the police using the same strategies that they use against us all the time - being rude, bluffing, and having complete disregard for the law. Be sure to subscribe to James Freeman's YouTube channel and support him further by buying his Thin Blue Line Flag of Tyranny shirts We've also put together a small YouTube playlist of some of our favorite James Freeman videos here This week's closing song is Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find us on Twitter Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes, sometimes, probably Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party so we know who to make fun of
S3 Ep 722 FAGs, 1 POD
ENote: This episode has been remastered and reuploaded. About 5 additional minutes of content has been added, cross-talk has been eliminated, and the episode is properly ribbed for your pleasure At long last, we found their lair. We can finally get our malinvested $40 back and put all this friends against government crap behind us for good... right? JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find us on Twitter Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes, sometimes, probably Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party so we know who to make fun of Timeline Earth links and stuff: Listen to their show The TLE fellas: @birdarchist @CarCampit @GFYAssetManagement
S3 Ep 71Psyop The Steal
EBroadcasting to you from Nancy Pelosi's office, we cover some of details of the Stop the Steal rally and wonder why the minorities are always late to the party, where a a-women at, Indian vs Mexican labor, the UN determining what is a human right, tip play, and we make plans to calibrate the simulator for New York. All that and more on this week's Libertarian Friendship Simulator. This week's closing song is Shining On by Big D and the Kids Table JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find us on Twitter Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes, sometimes, probably Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party so we know who to make fun of
S3 Ep 70New Year, New Chinee
EWe sit around drinking whiskey and smoking on this relaxing New Year's Eve, listening to neighbor's blasting all their fireworks early because they have no self control like us, men of discipline. Special thanks to China-funded AI for generating our new podcast artwork and title! Let us know how you like it in the community Discord server in the link below the show notes! This week's episode is a bit of a return to tradition. There is a lot to look back on at the end of 2020, and we level with you about some of the struggles we've had with the show (other than Kyle quitting) such as the failed Friends Against Government venture as well as Derek and Davie moving at the same time. But we're nearly over the hump now, and we dive into talking about Davie dealing with incompetent government employees and telling cops to f*ck off, Derek's butt honey production, woke Indian movies, getting a brown man on the show, ignoring politics and being a happier person, 人nd we tackle a who感谢er of a mailbag b已f业r出 goin其是 i的to 一起谈论非常有趣的笑声。 请享受有史以来最好的专业新年晚会! 认真地说,我们为展览制定了许多计划,但实现这一目标的时间很少,因此,感谢在艰难的过渡期间坚持与我们合作的所有人。 特别是那些足够警惕学习普通话的人。 最令人印象深刻。 非常前瞻的思维! 我们爱你,兄弟们。 Also if anyone can help us decipher this strange Cajun-Indianan man's voicemails he keeps leaving us, we are offering some of the finest honey Derek can produce for the services of a good translator. This week's closing song is China's National Anthem by Everyone in China, who came together and wrote this song and then sang it at once in a glorious demonstration of their unity JOIN THE SHOW'S DISCORD SERVER where your penis will be measured against your will by our fed-o-meter so that you may be thusly judged Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find us on Twitter Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to bonus episodes, sometimes Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party so we know who to make fun of
S2 Ep 69Nice
EFor this very special episode 69 we ignore Christmas and finish the job right and burn the studio and the last remains of condemned FAGcast to the ground for good, finally ridding the world of that evil. We sit around the hot fire of the blazing poodio with some totally random security guard we just met. We diddle some guitars and bang some drums, puff on some pipes and suck on some cigars, and we talk about as much sexually charged topics as we could pack into an hour and a half. This week's closing song is For an Old Kentucky Anarchist by Erik Petersen JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find us on Twitter Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!
S2 Ep 68$40 Poodio (w/ Greg and Moose)
EWeeks after acquiring the Friends Against Government podcast brand and their professional studio, Derek and Davie finally meet up in person at the official FAGcast studio to record this week's episode. Bigwig OG investors Charlie and Moose also flew all the way to the studio to check out the place and talk with us on air. Unfortunately what we got instead wasn't a new studio, but more like a poo studio? A poodio? This week's closing song is Soul Craft by Bad Brains JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Friends Against Government on Twitter Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!
S2 Ep 67Merging Podcasting Realities w/ not-Kyle
ENote: Sorry for the late episode this week! Being a reality denier sounds easy on paper but in practice it comes with a lot of red tape. Expect episodes to be a day or two late for the next couple weeks. As our transition to fully acquiring the Friends Against Government properties comes to a close and merged realities begin to settle, we decide to bring on one of the funniest liberty Twitter guys around, [name redacted], to see if he has what it takes to be the Kyle that any multi-dimensional podcast needs. We're all pretty exhausted from navigating a world of conflicting podcast realities, so we were hoping that the Kyle replacement this week could carry the episode like he usually does, but it turns out that [name redacted], while hilarious and fun-loving, needs to warm up to people before opening up to them and trusting them - so like a baby deer being coaxed into your trust with a handful of poisonous berries, we slowly but surely enticed him into joking with us with a handful of malicious doxxing blackmail threats. Which unfortunately also means that we were asked to not mention his name in the show notes. So if you want to know who the guest is, you're gonna have to bear through the episode like we did. This week's closing song is X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Friends Against Government on Twitter Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!
S2 Ep 66Friends Against Time Podcast (w/ Jake Lamont as Kyle)
EThis week's episode of Friends Against Being on Time podcast starts off a little wonky as we're subjected to some turbulence of clashing universes and conflicting realities, but it's made even more difficult because Kyle isn't here this week. Our first Kyle-less week where Davie and Derek are forced to get along for about 30 minutes before we finally get our scheduled Kyle replacement contestant for this week. While they wait for their robo-Kyle replacement, Davie and Derek talk about dating women in cyberspace, the role of women in the household, video games being absolute garbage, and complain about how long it's taking bird and Car to finish transferring the rest of their assets to the Boot Burners Inc. holdings. Who said that corporate takeovers would be easy? All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Buildings! This week's closing song is Window Shopping by Mock Orange JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find us on Twitter Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker
S1 Ep 65Burning Boots Episode LXV: The Drywall Strikes Back
EThere comes a time for all things to change, and evolve, now is one of those times for the BB boys. Kyle is leaving the show to do something else. Hopefully what he has in store works out. Or maybe he gets yeeted by f*dbois. Only time will tell. We run through a lot of good mailbags and Kyle inadvertently selects them in an order that angers Davie. More evidence Kyle needs to go. We discuss some recent store options and some interesting acquisitions. Also, as per usual, someone says the yin word. (If you have any information on the whereabouts of CFG, please leave us a voicemail, and help us find our missing friend) Burning Question for this week:Should Kyle quit the show? This week's closing song is Outro by M83 JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 64Are they normal or abnormal?
EWow what a packed week. If you didn't know who he was before, I would bet that you sure do now. Theodore Ni-*beep*-er is here in studio to talk to us this week about the importance of free speech, not just via the first amendment, but also by the bro code. The social code. The first A-MEN-dment. Also be sure to check out the previous bonus episode with him and Davie talking about the Libertarian Party using only gentle ASMR wet-mouth noise whispers to each other. Kyle brings in a *beep*-ing hot sauce from a real tribal man from the dinosaur times which we enjoy over a hot plate of animal crackers just like the hunter-gatherer tribes did back then. We also decided to stop doing *beep*-ing shout outs to lesser lib*beep*erty pods for a while like F-*beep*-GCAST or Biting the Bullet with Luke and Typo. After Theo has thoroughly tasted his bottle of Busy Bee brand white wine (courtesy of our Patrons of course), we dive de*bleep*er into the *beep*-ing intricacies and *beep* nuances of saying *beeeeeep* BEEEEEEEEEEEP Burning Question for this week:Is it racist to talk to minorities in their accents? This week's closing song is Heart Attack American by The Bronx JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
Davie Vs. Theo
bonusETheodore Queen Wakanda flew all the way to Florida, from impoverished urban depths of Chicago, to talk to Davie 1 on 1 about abolishing the Libertarian Party, so we allocated some time pre-show this week to just let those two basically hash it out. If you're on the fence about abolishing the Libertarian Party or if you have some strong opinions on it, this would have been a great episode to listen to if Davie and Theo had not instead had gay libertarian sex on mic Nah I'm giving them a hard time it was a good discussion. I think. I haven't listened to it yet. See you Friday Join our Discord (Also keep an eye on BurningBootsPodcast.com as we'll be adding some stuff to that very soon like merch, an old school forums, listener contests, and we'll get Squamch to write up some burger recipes)
S1 Ep 63The president isn't real
EAhhhh it feels good to have a regular episode again with just the three of us fellas. Holding hands, blowing kisses, calling one another slurs and harassing women. We've got about 2 weeks of mailbags and voicemails piled up for this week so we dedicate roughly half the episode to just that. We talk about post-modernism and what even is a post-modern, John Lennon and bad words, Street Sh*tter 2 Turbo, Davie shares his election results and reminds us all about the importance of voting, Rogan having Spotify by the balls, Biden optimism and Trump cope, and the true categorization of various forms of autism. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week: Is it good or bad if the government lowered or abolished taxes on only one industry, but did not raise taxes on anyone else? Click here to listen to this week's closing song JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
Erection Night
bonusEThis week we had a big election live stream in the Discord and decided to unmute only the Patrons for voice, and that turned out to be a terrible idea because the result was just unlistenable. Maybe we'll take some choice clips from that livestream and play them on the show next week. So instead of listening to a bunch of 20-somethings scream into their xbox headsets here's a backlogged episode from last week on good microphones with good quality because f*ck podcasts with bad audio and f*ck the election JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER and have your penis measured by our certified experts Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 62Halloween is about to come
EFor our special Halloween 2020 episode we bring on our good friend Ricky to talk about banging broads in public spaces, eating ass for Halloween, and force feed him selzers. Very little actual political talk in this and a little too much sensitive information that was given that had to be blood-curdlingly-screamed over in the spirit of the season. Happy Halloween fellas Burning Question for this week:Trunk or Treat is statist, unlibertarian, and is ruining the sacred tradition of Halloween. This week's closing song is The Cramps by Surfin' Dead JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 61Shaq Attack
ECall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show! Kyle yells, Derek almost loses the episode and Davie was to busy watching the presidential debate to write show notes. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:If we didn't have government, would society tend to be more conservative or libertine? This week's closing song is Run on the Banks by The Stanfields JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 60Stone cold sober. (Unlike Hunter)
ECall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show The three flamingos There once were three flamingos living on a lake. They were great friends, they loved to chase flamingals, talk about blow jobs as valid employment, out pissing your pup, and terrorism. They enjoyed the free bread from the locals, and squawking at degenerate skateboarding fascist scum. On a particularly sunny day, one of these vile statists skated up and sprayed the three flamingos with Mace Windu's axe body spray. They kill him dead. Were they in the wrong? All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Is it ever permissible to use lethal force? This week's closing song is I'm a Flamingo by Marc Rebillet JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER TO FINALLY ACHIEVE THE KIND OF FULFILLMENT IN YOUR LIFE THAT CAN ONLY BE ATTAINED BY BULLYING FEDS AND COMPARING PENIS WITH THE FELLAS (No feds allowed btw please stay out thanks) SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 59Can't stop the Party, they won't stop the Party
ECall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show! We talk about our informal insurrectionist secret society that no one can know about and how cool Sam Adams was, the Trump cult is grifting harder than ever, Davie forces women to shave their bush and even goes as far as having a razor in his house just for them to use if need be, adults explicitly grooming children to be bootlickers, based Texas indicts Netflix for distributing child porn, Trent the alcohaultist and student of all things booze calls in to quiz us on our alcohol knowledge and we stomped him and his stupid quiz with ease, and then finally we have Theo Quinoa of CrowdFundedGovernment on to talk about his Libertarian Party abolishment debate with Angela McArdle (on the Lions of Liberty Podcast ep 480) and we chill with him and talk about our thoughts on principles, ethics, and pragmatism. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Okay this is a famous one:A run-away trolley will kill, with 100% assurance, five people on Track A; your only option is to switch the run-away trolley onto Track B, where it will, also with 100% assurance, kill one person. There is nothing else you can do but switch or not switch. What should you do? This week's closing song is Let's Get Sick! by Matt Wixson's Flying Circus JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 58Will you shut up man?
ECall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show! Gun nerds, booze nerds, and computer nerds, we remember when videogames were cool, we listen to some choice clips from the first 2020 Pres debate and marvel at how anyone could still possibly believe in politics anymore. Then we hit a huge mailbag and then perhaps the greatest listener voicemail of all time. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Are implicit contracts compatible with libertarianism? This week's closing song is DICK SOLID by Cancer Slug JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 57Statist's grave crab rave
E"Ding dong the witch is dead!" Search activity has increased exponentially this week as gun owners and pro lifers celebrate the passing of RBG. We discuss the tragedy of Breonna Taylor, as this was recorded the day the cops were announced to get away with literal murder. Some old wounds are reopened and new arguments are made regarding the mentally handicapped, like Taxi. We discuss censorship and its implications, (it's bad). The gang goes in deep on some pretty fun topics, like civil war, creating a caucus, and checking out your homie's booty. Kyle is right again, and Davie reads, much to Derek's chagrin. Oh and liberty imposter can choke on a fat one. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week Is being actively anti-PC detrimental to bringing liberty minded conservatives into the liberty movement. This week's closing song is Destroy Political Correctness by Radical Capitalist JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 56The spice must flow (w/ Law of Liberty podcast)
EWe almost had to record this episode from inside of a hospital because Kyle was too busy fondling his piece while driving and wound up getting into a wreck. It's all good though because Kyles are universally made out of cinder blocks and raw steak. Davie empathetically and passionately reaches out to the black community for his Tax Collector campaign and finds that even poor minorities get sucked dry by the state (and not by children like the elites). As a staunchly anti-Individualist podcast we stand in solidarity with one another as brothers and comrades to endure some spice together against all would-be attackers of having fun on a liberty podcast or not letting women talk on the show. Then we bring on David and Stratty from the Law of Liberty podcast to talk about the Burning Question and hang out with us. David is a law student interested in basically getting rich by suing the state for people pro-bono and Stratty is pretty cool too. If you like podcasts about libertarian theory, then their podcast is for you. If you're like Davie and you think libertarian theory is stupid or boring then go listen to Dave Smith talk about mainstream politics and the Libertarian Party or something. Support Law of Liberty by listening to their show and following them on Twitter All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Can you own a Bitcoin? This week's closing song is Crushing Destroyer by Rx Bandits JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Follow us on Twitter: Derek | Burning Boots Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 55The Great Pegging Conspiracy
EDavie F#&$ing RULEZ. The other guys quintuple the autism levels today. These T@RDS let anyone who pays a dollar open their dumb Z!*#ist mouths. Granted its nothing like the train wreck of a Cotton live show. Anyways I'm supposed to doing this campaign finance report but I care more about the show than I do this F#&$ing report. Conspiracies covered range from “Birds Aren’t Real” to “Pokemon GO” and even “Peg-gate” For some reason they completely ignore 9/11. Thankfully none of you actually read show notes. If you did you'd donate $3.47 to my campaign HERE All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week: NONE Happy 9/11 post edgy memes in the discord This week's closing song is a Kenosha Kyle Parody of Big Iron JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback, seriously CFG when you sign up for membership use our link so we can party at convention.
S1 Ep 54Slap the mature outta her
EThis week your three favorite gentleman discuss the particularly curious vernacular of the indigenous Americans, sample and review the preferred drink of the appalachian heartland, ponder upon the complexities of gendered sea sponges, ignite metaphysical torches raised in union against the demonic covens, wax-on philosophical about the measured decrease in traditional Japanese marriages, narrate the current events growing within the liberty grapevine, there's some chatter about property rights, morals, and of course, use of force against an idea. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:At what point is it acceptable to use violence to defend an idea that is morally right? This week's closing song is Oh Shit I'm Feeling It by /k/ JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 53Anti-Intellectual, Pro-Property (w/ Stephan Kinsella)
EWe have Stephan Kinsella on this week to hang out and joke around then we get into some more thought provoking topics and questions for him from the listener mailbag! He's one of the most prominent Hoppeans around right now and frankly we found him to be a little under-educated for our prestigious intellectual podcast, but hopefully you can forgive him anyway. Follow him, read him, listen to his podcast, and definitely listen to his debates because they usually rock. Before we bring Kinsella on though, we take about 30 minutes to talk about the state of Kenosha and the collapse in general and Davie tells us about how the doctor that cut his balls off might secretly be based. Burning Question for this week:Can property be implicitly abandoned? Outro song this week (chosen by Stephan) is The Eagle Has Landed by Saxon JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback

S1 Ep 52Woosting With Wetards (live show)
EAfter wrangling the wetards from hijacking our show feed, we hold a VERY SPECIAL live episode for new listeners only: Our first year anniversary! We reminisce on some of our favorite moments from the show during the past year and have some meta discussion about how the show came to be and the trials and tribulations it brought us. We held a T-Shirt giveaway as well for the listener who called in and gave us their best/funniest/most memorable moments from the show and we've already deliberated on it and selected a winner: The Rooster himself! Rooster is one of the OG listeners of the show and was able to autistically remember seemingly everything that happened on the show since the beginning, and we felt he deserved it. Thanks to everyone for supporting the show and making this whole thing more enjoyable for us than we'd ever hoped. The closing song this week is called Cock-a-doodle-Downs, written and played by our us for our new sex-punk band Foreskin Cheatcode. JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
THE LOST EPISODE (w/ Larry Sharpe and Judge Jim Gray)
bonusESo for a while now you've probably thought that the Larry Sharpe/Judge Jim Gray episode had been lost to the void. You probably thought that Derek deleted the episode. You were wrong. And so were we. This is an old episode that we were able to recover, back when we were interviewing libertarian party candidates. In this episode Kyle wasn't able to come because he had just ascended to Dad Lvl 2, so we had our buddy Jordan on instead. Judge Jim Gray was running as a Libertarian Party nominee for the presidency and Sharpe was his "hype man" (his words) wherein regardless of his running mate betraying libertarian principles he vowed to stand by his side for the good of the party. Unfortunately Gray had to dip out a little early but in the end it all worked out because Davie and Sharpe got into it after Gray left. We're happy to finally bring you this episode. Happy one year anniversary everyone! JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback
S1 Ep 51Babb To The Bone (w/ Jim Babb and Theo Quinoa)
EJim Babb joins us this week to talk about his travels in the libertarian movement. He packs a lot of punch and he's been in the scene for a while now, be sure to check out his YouTube channel and also check out Pirates Without Borders. Then we have that guy uh... what's his name? Ted Kaczynski? Tommy Cornbread? Anyway Cornbread comes on the show to talk to us in more depth about his hatred of third parties and if you like episodes where Davie is mad then boy do we have an episode for you! All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Is it okay for libertarian politicians to sacrifice principles for the sake of winning elections? JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback

S1 Ep 50Technology is gay (not a live show)
EThis week was supposed to be a live show but we were thwarted by Bill Gates' 5G coronavirus vaccine radioactive waves screwing with the hardware. We also had to talk to each other without headphones on and frankly talking to each other like regular human beings weirded us out. We talk about the Israeli government bombing the sh*t out of Beirut, hating n-words, pedophile Twitter vs liberty Twitter, blue lives matter libertarian cucks, no crying over spilled whiskey, Trump's love of latinos, black people™, and living and swearing in a society. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week: Do clones have rights? JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots SUPPORT THE SHOW Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Listen to our playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party and we get a kickback

S1 Ep 49Of moths and men
EPedophiles are good for wood chipper sales, Davie hates realism in video games, we battle a moth infestation, insects getting high, octopuses and war, Kyle is learning to stop worrying and love whiskey, Nemo's fitness challenge, piercing the tip of your d*ck and latching it to the top of your pants, Taxi's podcast episode, then we finally talk about libertarianism 40 minutes into the episode. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:Is it okay to buy products of slave labor? JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots and Two Fats and a Black Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Playlist of all outro songs to date Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party

S1 Ep 48BREAKING: Pragmatic fedboi ruffles theft collector's ancap feathers
EThis week is a great example of why you should never give money to hobos. We had a guest on named...... named...... Damn, uh, Crowd Funded Government joins us. We did absolutely zero research or vetting with this guest and it turned out to be a fantastic reward for the risk. We discuss a multitude of topics as we try to follow this great man's tangent around the political compass. The best part, however, was his friendly chit chatting with our very own master of calm, Davie! After what could have been 10 minutes or 10 years, we jumped off the Pragf*g Skateboard and gave him the ol' Burning Boot. Business as... uh... usual. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week: Can government be voluntary? JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next show Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots and Two Fats and a Black Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party

S1 Ep 47Cancel yourself
ESpilling your drink, talking to statists about liberty, the origins of the state, the libertarian party national convention, #landback strikes again, RIP Bruce Lee, and where do gays come from?All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:Is racism compatible with libertarianism?JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next showCheck out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots and Two Fats and a BlackFind Burning Boots on TwitterBuy our shirtsGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian Party

S1 Ep 46Go go gadget mass shooter (w/ 2 Fats and a Black Podcast)
EThis week two fats and a black (well Brian actually couldn't make it so it's just the two fats) join us to talk about the pains of not having a Waffle House in your town, water that makes you gay, Jojo gets free advertising from a failed Guardian hit piece, and fatman buns and the complexity of Davie's haircutsAll that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:No BQ this week Listen to Two Fats and a BlackFollow Two Fats and a Black on TwitterFollow Frankie on TwitterJOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next showCheck out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots and Two Fats and a BlackFind Burning Boots on TwitterBuy our shirtsGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian Party

S1 Ep 45Dis cuntry dun gon ta hell
EThanks for continuing your ever deepening love of liberty with us! Soon your training will be COMPLETE, and your ancap waifu will be provided shortly.In this degenerate vocabulary soup we discuss memes, Davie takes Kyle's conspiracy hot takes a little too seriously, Kyle's inner JBP pops it's room cleaning head out, Davie professes his very intimate love of contracts, Derek ponders the evolutionary necessity of tits on a lizard, and we all like watching little Antifa bois get their grapes rocked by Chads.All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:Are HOA's legitimate?JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 and we'll play your message on the next showCheck out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning BootsFind Burning Boots on TwitterBuy our shirtsGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyKyle wishes you a great week!

S1 Ep 44Just a gay old time (w/ Jacob Lamont)
EThis week we've got Jacob Lamont on the show, a man after our own hearts who hates politically correct thought policing as much as we do, running for LNC Chair and loving liberty full time. Kyle starts out the show with a rare act of drinking on a workday, then we talk about burning the flag for fun. Just as we start to get into the intricacies of pedophilia Jake Lamont joins us against his better judgement. We talk about Jake's pure Nordic heritage, Jake's wife's age, punk rock and clean living, cocaine gum, calling everything retarded and gay, Jake does a SPOT ON Beavis and Butthead Impression, eating p*ssy, Kyle's uncanny ability to turn off swearing, and Jake weighs in on his opinion of the Libertarian Party and what needs to change. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question for this week:No Burning Question this week (had too much fun just hanging with Jake Lamont and ran out of time) JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Find Burning Boots on Twitter Buy our shirts Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots: Punk Rock LibertariansDissecting Liberty Anarchy Proper Sean v PlanetTrent Must Talk The Gaslight Hour Erase the State No Real Libertarian Unshackled Liberty The Dos Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond Insurrection Inc. 2 Fats and a Black

S1 Ep 43We prefer the company of men (Live show)
ESeriously does Michelle Obama have a penis or not? We talk about CHAZ and their transition to CHOP, Jeremiah Harding, Kyle bores Davie with some foreign policy talk, and Kyle and Davie get into a heated debate, joined by Cotton from Dissecting Liberty and Rooster from the depths of Hell.Burning Question for this week:Is spanking your children a violation of the NAP?JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterBuy our shirtsGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:Punk Rock LibertariansDissecting Liberty Anarchy Proper Sean v PlanetTrent Must Talk The Gaslight Hour Erase the State No Real Libertarian Unshackled Liberty The Dos Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond Insurrection Inc. 2 Fats and a Black

S1 Ep 42Damn Anarchists, You Ruined Anarchy!
EKyle and Derek attend a BLM rally, we talk about CHAZ, we finally got the voicemails to work this week, and then we get Jeremiah Harding on the show to talk about one of the most difficult problems that we face as anarchists - other anarchists. Burning Question for this week:Is bottom unity a myth?Follow Jeremiah Harding on TwitterJeremiah Harding on YoutubeJeremiahHarding.comJOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterBuy our shirtsGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:Punk Rock LibertariansDissecting Liberty Anarchy Proper Sean v PlanetTrent Must Talk The Gaslight Hour Erase the State No Real Libertarian Unshackled Liberty The Dos Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond Insurrection Inc. 2 Fats and a Black

S1 Ep 41The Right to be Wrong
EMoral Bob joins us this week as our new sponsor and brother of the liberty FRAT house. Bob runs his own show called Conversations About Freedom and he's unofficially autistic. He had some microphone issues and had to record using his laptop mic like a pathetic poor but we let him slide this time. Burning Question for this week:Is morality subjective?JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:Punk Rock LibertariansDissecting Liberty Anarchy Proper Sean v PlanetTrent Must Talk The Gaslight Hour Erase the State No Real Libertarian Unshackled Liberty The Dos Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond Insurrection Inc. 2 Fats and a Black

S1 Ep 40Black and Blue
EKyle finally returns after his wife finally squeezed her baby out, just in time for a somber episode with a lot of depressing sh*t to talk about in the news. We talk about podcasting, why isn't Dave Smith funny, the death of George Floyd and the Minnesota riots, Christians who are scared of hell, Spike Cohen's nipples, and we take some calls from Patrons. Burning Question for this week:Are hotdogs a sandwhich? JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Find Burning Boots on Twitter Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots: Punk Rock LibertariansDissecting Liberty Anarchy Proper Sean v PlanetTrent Must Talk The Gaslight Hour Erase the State No Real Libertarian Unshackled Liberty The Dos Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond Insurrection Inc. 2 Fats and a Black

S1 Ep 39Derek Deletes the Gray/Sharpe Episode
EThere comes a time in every podcast's life where an episode is lost to the void. Sometimes that episode is an interview with libertarian celebrities and sometimes that episode is just an hour of non-content that no one cares about. Unfortunately for us, our first lost episode is the former.So instead of us talking to Judge Jim Gray and Larry Sharpe, we're giving you our bonus episode for free this week, and for our Patrons we'll give you an hour discussion that we had in Discord with our listeners about agorism, voting, and anarchists in politics. JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:Punk Rock LibertariansDissecting Liberty Anarchy Proper Sean v PlanetTrent Must Talk The Gaslight Hour Erase the State No Real Libertarian Unshackled Liberty The Dos Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond Insurrection Inc. 2 Fats and a Black

S1 Ep 38Principles F@$&!×g Matter (w/ Jacob Hornberger)
EJacob Hornberger joins us this week for a rare, serious episode of Burning Boots. Kyle rudely ditched us this week because his wife just couldn't hold the baby in any longer and he deemed the birth of his son more important than farting around with his buds on microphones. His loss, I guess. Maybe next time we'll just do the podcast in the hospital. We talk about the importance of education in the libertarian movement, the value of making principled arguments, the rights of the states under the Constitution, the struggles of the libertarian race, minarchism and anarchism, and libertarians who support the UBI. Our good buddy Clayton the Libertarian Grandpa joins us midshow to fill in the third seat while Kyle's away but doesn't end up flapping his gums much until we started recording our Patreon-only after hours content. We asked everyone in our Discord server for Burning Question ideas this week and we picked Rooster's, so he got to choose our outro song this week. Burning Question for this week:Is the Libertarian Party a viable vehicle for bringing us closer to a free society? JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USSupport Jacob Hornberger for PresidentFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:Punk Rock LibertariansDissecting Liberty Anarchy Proper Sean v PlanetTrent Must Talk The Gaslight Hour Erase the State No Real Libertarian Unshackled Liberty The Dos Laurel and Hardy Across The Pond Voluntary Contrarian Insurrection Inc. 2 Fats and a Black

S1 Ep 37Chinco de Mayo (w/ Punk Rock Libertarians Podcast)
EThis week we went on the Punk Rock Libertarians podcast to shoot the shit and get shit hammered for cinco de blasio and talk over each other, it was a great time. Below are their show notes for this episode:Derek, Kyle and Davie from the Burning Boots podcast join us to celebrate Cinco De Mayo! Phil does a power hour and we basically just talk shit the entire time. Topics include murder hornets, Kim Jong Un, receding hairlines and more!Support Punk Rock Libertarians Listen to Punk Rock LibertariansFollow PRL on TwitterFollow PRL on FacebookJOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:Punk Rock LibertariansDissecting Liberty Anarchy Proper Sean v PlanetTrent Must Talk The Gaslight Hour Erase the State No Real Libertarian Unshackled Liberty The Dos

S1 Ep 36The Chinese Room Thought Experiment
EToday on China's #1 libertarian podcast we discuss trying to win at twitter, stupid Karen-tier female home decor choices, Justin Amash sets the stage among other reason magazine pragfag unprincipled cuckold libertarians, Bill Gates is on first and is having gay sex with the Chinese government, which tax is the worst tax, and eminent domain is f*cking gay. All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots! Burning Question Can robots have rights?JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH US Find Burning Boots on Twitter Give us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks! Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker! Become a member of the Libertarian Party Call our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765 Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots: Punk Rock LibertariansDissecting Liberty Anarchy Proper Sean v PlanetTrent Must Talk The Gaslight Hour Erase the State No Real Libertarian Unshackled Liberty The Dos

S1 Ep 35Boot Burning Morning Zoo Drive Time Happy Hour (Live Show)
EWe got a soundboard full of garbage this week and we can and will use it against you (not sorry).This week we take it pretty easy except for when we start yelling at each other. But I think that we can all take solace in the fact that dudes rock and bottom unity will never be as good as dude unity. No Burning Question this week but we did argue with Kyle about Free County Project JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765Check out the other podcasts in The FRAT House with Burning Boots:Punk Rock LibertariansDissecting Liberty Anarchy Proper Sean v Planet The Dos Erase the State No Real Libertarian Trent Must Talk Unshackled Liberty

S1 Ep 34End of the World Expert Gets Destroyed by FACTS and LOGIC
EKyle is being forced against his will to listen to a woman talk as part of his full time job and makes us all also suffer through it and then challenges 2 grown men to a drinking competition with an Asian woman. Davie meets a man while playing Destiny 2 onto the show who happens to be an expert on viral containment, whom we know only as Steven. He gives his perspective on the virus, the government response, and his budding libertarianism amidst this whole ordeal. Then Davie (not Derek) gets absolutely sloshed and completely ruins the rest of the podcast. Thanks Davie. All that and more on this week's Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:With the absolute destruction of our liberties and rights, should a principled libertarian run, fight, or submit?JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765Links:a coupla statsWhy COVID-19 Surprised Everyone

S1 Ep 33Boring Boris and the Crayona Cops
EWe sit down this week with a singular goal in mind: No more mentioning coronavirus on the podcast. Kyle explains to Derek the difference between tactics and strategy while Davie imagines a world without porn. Tiger King has become better than Donald Trump, Kyle explains the history of the Room Popper, Derek watches way too many 1st admendment auditors over the weekend, and Davie's detective work leads him a story about how the state is exploiting the stay at home orders.All that and more on this week's Burning Boots!Burning Question for this week:Are the intentions of the US Government good or nefarious?JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765Links:James Freeman rocksIs COVID-19 Even Real?Burning Boots memes made by Taxi

S1 Ep 32Aladdin and the Magic Lemp
EApril 1st 2020, we're locked in Kyle's dungeon again this week with only booze for sustenance. Kyle reminisces on a time when you could get your ass beat over watching a single episode of The Rugrats, Davie nearly spills his spaghetti over Derek's relentless and short-sided consumption of raw eggs, Kyle grows slave chickens, Derek violates the NAP so Kyle can experience the full force of 5G internet, Davie would legally marry a waffle, peanut butter-mayonnaise and jelly sandwiches, does necrophilia have a place in libertarianism, does the murder of Duncan Lemp even matter, boog bios have no line in the sand, and we do some prank calls on a coupla nobodies. Burning Question for this week:Are pranks a violation of the NAP? JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765

S1 Ep 31Home alon-a with 'Rona
EIn the midst of this coronavirus pandemic, libertarians are pretty much unified in their perspective of the virus as something being used as an excuse by the state to massively expand their power. But there is a certain n-word that is splitting libertarians on this issue: negativity. The neggers like Davie and Derek think that by the end of this ordeal, people will be praising the state for saving them. The optimist libertarians on the other hand like Kyle believe that the virus will be the impetus for libertarians to finally take a stand and influence others to do the same. Only time will tell. We also talk with US Diplomatic Representative of Liberland, William Hamilton, about the struggles the country has faced to be founded, and the direction that it's headed. Could Liberland be the libertopia that we've been dreaming of? Their idea has merit, and so do their citizen requirements. Burning Question for this week:How should a libertarian President respond to a pandemic? Links:Liberland Foundation HomepageDonate to LiberlandFollow the President of Liberland on TwitterJOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER AND CHAT WITH USFind Burning Boots on TwitterGive us $1 on Patreon and get access to our after-hours bonus episode snacks!Vote for us on Liberty Podcast Ranker!Become a member of the Libertarian PartyCall our voicemail box at (312) 574-0765