KNOCK IT OFF Podcast

You Gotta Let Kids Make Their Own MistakesOr, do you? Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substsck.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!**Our posts may contain affiliate links, meaning we get a small percentage of the amount purchased through a link at no additional cost to you.**Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every week and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Fork Found in KitchenNo-spend February fails; swimsuit woes; double entendres; reunions that heal; busting on name tags; rose fungus; encouragement for creatives; running stories; insults; and flower walksTis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Cheers to 3 Years, Knockers!Can you believe it? Today, Knock It off turns THREE.On March 26th, 2023, two sisters living in the ‘burbs of Florida released our very first piece, titled “It’s F.A.C.!” to introduce ourselves to the world. Share our humor vibe. Explain why we are the way that we are.From there, we have journeyed through pieces on:Childhood memories* The orange tree that sparked a sister duel* Sacagawea walks into a bankParenting vulnerabilities* I want to remember you this way* Mean girls are out* Walking the tightropeParenting humor* Congratulations, you are our mystery reader!* How to survive the weekend kid birthday circuitTravel adventures* We are going to Chicago* 15 American observations following a 7-day adventure to England with children* What to expect on an Everglades airboat tour* Our unwitting visit to the haunted Driskill hotelCultural trends* Charcuterie: the ultimate party flex (our most popular post to date?)* The Stanley tumbler* Dorm makeover madness (why didn’t this get more traction?)Hair tutorials and nightmares* You gotta put some mousse on it* Bleach leakHow to turn 40* The strange thing that happens when you turn 40* Not ‘Just Another Birthday’Marriage Advice* You won’t believe these romantic texts from our husbands!* Life’s a kayak — get in* Who is this new guy at my gym?Movie / Documentary dissections* A big flaw in ‘Father of the bride’?* Are we being catfished by ‘Unknown number’?* Movie review: Mixed nutsClearly, we run the gamut. No topic off limits, no leaf unturned.A real variety show, if you will.Because the crowd bellowed for more, we introduced our original unscripted conversation on January 28, 2024, titled “Jingle Bells and Milky Ways”From there, about once a month, we rolled out a fresh take. Over time, these delightful conversations have taken on a life of their own with dedicated segments on:Starbucks addictionsFarming with Millennials - Kara gardening / Bethany chicken updatesTurn a phrase like Truman Capote - elevating our metaphorical gamePedigree of Paula - highlight a high performing woman of communityTayvis - our parasocial relationship with Taylor and TravisSnoop Dogg Update - always relevantSweaty Betty & Dare to Kare - our exercise journeysAsk Bethany - always cringe, forever unanswerable, NEVER from our diariesTaste of Kara - newest findsOur personal favorites include:I’m running Mojave (2/25/24)Taking it in the Shorts (6/16/24)Don’t Bust One on It (8/11/24)It’s so Moist Here (9/16/24)Proof of Life (3/30/25)Sweata Weatha (9/21/25)We even began surprising you with actual guests on the show. We didn’t even pay them to be there! Well, perhaps compensation occurred in the form of Taco Bell (see first title) or a Knocker hat.Burnt Bean Burrito (11/16/25) - special guest Ashlee AndersonYou’re having a Fantasy! (12/21/25 - live audience consisting of our mother and her bestie, SHEEZ)Put Her on a Leash (1/19/26) - special guest Eileen PitcockStay tuned for our next unscripted convo, further commemorating this historical event.From F.A.C. to “I love your shoes!” our hard knockers have showed up time and time again, ready at attention. For that, we salute you.If you have a recommendation, review, or request regarding the future of Knock it Off, you know what to do. Drop us a cawwwwment! We always read, and rarely laugh at them.We hope you take a moment to click through memory lane with us, and know that we are deeply thankful for each and every one of you.Long live the Knockers!👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!**Our posts may contain affiliate links, meaning we get a small percentage of the amount purchased through a link at no additional cost to you.**Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every week and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

I Love Your Shoes!Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every week and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Not ‘Just Another Birthday’Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every week and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

In Defense of a Mental Health Day for ChildrenAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every week and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Ask Bethany: U5 Sports ProdigyHe could be going all the wayAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every week and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

The Hills of LongingAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every week and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

It doesn’t seem fair. On Friday, Catherine O’Hara passed away at the age of 71. We’re still reeling from the death of Diane Keaton in October last year, and now this. Both of these women served as our on-screen secondary mothers. Their untimely deaths, so close in time, hit hard.Sure, Catherine was perhaps the most neglectful mother, twice accidentally leaving her fictional son alone while her family gallivanted the globe, but that’s part of what made her so . . . relatable. We found oddly familiar comfort each time she shrieked “KEVIN!!” as sheer terror took over upon the realization that her son was missing. She was imperfect and she was human. Somehow, she made us laugh as she declared to the police that losing her son was becoming a McCallister family travel tradition. And she showed us true mother’s love when she moved mountains to find her son, even enduring the Kenosha Kickers (Polka-Polka-Polka!) in the back of a rental truck. (RIP John Candy.) She made us cry when she embraced her on-screen son (Macaulay Culkin) in only the way a true mother could. She spoke at his 2023 Hollywood Walk of Fame star ceremony: “Thank you for including me, your fake mom who left you home alone not once, but twice, to share in this happy occasion. I’m so proud of you.” Reacting to her death, he wrote, “Mama, I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much more to say. I love you. I’ll see you later.”And who could forget Catherine’s depiction of pretentious Delia Deetz in Beetlejuice? Just try to watch the “Day-o” scene without smiling, we dare you. The idiocy is unmatched. We believe those in showbiz call that “comedic gold.”But perhaps our favorite on-screen mother played by Catherine was Moira Rose in Schitt’s Creek. Dubbed by yours truly as one of the Six Best Moms of the Millennial Generation, we wrote in May of 2025 that she was:Easily a favorite character for her theatrics and phrase turns. She solidified wearing the wig and designer clothing to the small town diner as an achievable reality. She demonstrated her artistic genius by salvaging The Crows Have Eyes III. Perhaps an accidental mother, she grew over time from not knowing her own daughter’s middle name to forming deep bonds with both children. She gradually set aside her narcissism in favor of true love and connection with her family. Who cares if that’s not really possible- it left us with all the warm fuzzies and simultaneous cheek pain from laughing.It’s no wonder she swept just about every major award for this performance (including an Emmy, a Golden Globe, and a SAG Award), and we will forever be grateful to Eugene and Dan Levy for talking her into it.Her fifty (plus) year career is too remarkable to attempt to summarize here, but above all, this on screen moment could be our favorite. A digital creator had (what appeared to be) a chance encounter with her at the airport and asked her, “You’ve been in so many legendary roles. When all is said and done, which one role would you most like to be remembered for?” She replied, simply, “Mother of my children.”Catherine, thank you for the memories, and thank you for being you. We will miss you so very much.❤️ If you enjoyed this post, please click the like button at the bottom - it helps others discover our stuff!🗣️ Maybe leave us a cawwwwment below!👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.🫶🏼 Or, consider sharing it with a fellow Catherine lover. 📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for reading KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every week and support our work.**Our posts may contain affiliate links, meaning we get a couple of pennies (at no additional cost to you) if you purchase an item through a link.** This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Put Her on a LeashNespresso problems; rose bushes; bird watching; The Underdoggs; hay allergies; Christmas tree posing; race losing; thigh hanging; & pizza hacksTis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

The Golden Gifts of 2025Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Our First 2026 Goal Surprised Us BothAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

We Thought it Would Be a Good Idea to Bring Six Children to a Three-Hour-Long Retirement PartyAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

You're Having a Fantasy! Retirement talk; Taco Bell runs; Elf on the Shelf; Bearistas; trellises; Eggonomics; Snoop news; Tayvis talk; shoes off homes; and holiday madness Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

What to do with a Season-Spirit MismatchAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Five Holiday Traditions That Stand the Test of TimeAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Walking the Tightrope Words of love for my youngestAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday(ish) and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Dear Lucifer Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com 👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Burnt Bean BurritoBoston in the fall; spiritual peace; enjoying November; Eggonomics; arugula and trellises; Snoop on the Stoop; skunks eating burritos; mail truck races; weight gains; youth sports conundrums‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

How to Pull Off an Epic Surprise Trip in Ten Easy StepsAudio version of written piece appearing on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Our Unwitting Visit to the Haunted Driskill HotelWhere ghosts greet patrons with playful trickery Audio version of written piece appearing on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Today’s Kids are Being Robbed of this Fundamental RightAudio version of written piece appearing on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Catch a CaseLet yourself go; remembering Diane; Starbucks woes; Dance with Somebody; penpals; eggonomics; Taylor Swift's new album drops; mitral prolapse; unqualified coaching; creepy TVs; & modern gentlemen‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Goodbye, DianeThank you for the memories, Ms. KeatonAudio version of written piece appearing on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

IT’S F.A.C.!A lesson in not taking life too seriously.Audio version of post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comSubscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com and receive weekly posts every Sunday! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Are We Being Catfished by 'Unknown Number'?The latest popular documentary is a perfect example of how Netflix keeps us on the hook with questionable content. Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com. Please visit the post on our site for sources. 👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Sweata WeathaVariety shows; starbucks struggles; bag dupes; dead pumpkins; propagating basil; fake chicken eggs; grass roots; under the radar; living the dream; college muck outs; guilty pleasures; fall feels‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Dorm Makeover MadnessA room refresh sparks college flashbacks for the momsAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Mean Girls Are Out. Being Yourself is the Vibe. Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

A Big Flaw in 'Father of the Bride'?Deep diving the infamous hot dog bun aisle freak out and other fun anecdotes about our favorite feel-good movie Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.🫶🏼 Or, consider sharing it with someone who needs help with a Starbucks habit.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

My Feelings MatterLaunching a formal complaint; falling off the wagon; a great epiphany; micro influencing; holding out hope; new obsessions; egg watch; affirmations; PB&J substitutes; reluctant bike riding; & oof AJLT‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

For the Parent Barely Hanging OnWill they remember . . .Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.🫶🏼 Or, consider sharing it with someone who needs help with a Starbucks habit.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Moments of Summer We'll MissAnd a few we won't Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.🫶🏼 Or, consider sharing it with someone who needs help with a Starbucks habit.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

8 Recent Headlines We Can’t Help but HighlightAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com👚 Get yourself some KNOCK IT OFF merch.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.🫶🏼 Or, consider sharing it with someone who needs help with a Starbucks habit.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

I Stole His SeedsWrapping up the Florida summer; wearing sunglasses inside; launching merch; uniting through scandal; farming with millennials; spotting Snoop; and talking foot burn remedies‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

The Gurus Lied to MeSaving $ instead of buying that latte won't get you very far.Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.🫶🏼 Or, consider sharing it with someone who needs help with a Starbucks habit.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

A Low Key Guide to a Staycation in St. Augustine BeachOr, a summary of our family tripAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.🫶🏼 Or, consider sharing it with someone who needs a vacay.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

For the Parent Who is WaitingAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

I'm In a Lot of Pain Right Now‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

When Patriarch Duty CallsDAD always answers Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Butter Yellow Trend? Hop on. I've been waiting. Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com ☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! This week, we shared about Kara’s new pumpkin project and a special quote from summer camp carpool.Thanks for reading KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

How to Become a Road Safety VigilanteA 17-Step Guide to Bada$$ Heroism Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Risk it for a Biscuit ‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

How to Become a Millennial Gardener Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

In honor of Mother’s Day, we thought it would be fun to highlight the most influential mother figures throughout our millennial television-viewing lives. We present to you our favorite six TV moms of the 1980s to present day, each of whom we admire for different qualities and attributes.Roseanne - Roseanne TV sit-com (1988-1997)For always keeping it real and calling everyone on their bullsh*t. She fought for her family fiercely, and ensured they would develop humorous personalities. She loved Halloween and nailed her husband with a prank every year. She mothered her younger sister whether it was wanted or not. Somehow, she always found a way to make light of a serious situation and that was as comforting as the hugs she gave.Jill Taylor - Home Improvement TV sit-com (1991-1999)For consistently pointing out the idiocy and dangers of an overly confident man wearing a tool belt. She also made the mom cut cute and accepted as… fate. Somehow, she maintained her cool while Tim worked out his deeply personal relationship issues on live television. She also allowed her personal life to be broadcast to the world well before social media made it a possibility.Harriette Winslow - Family Matters TV sitcom (1989-1998)For going on strike and holding strong when she had had enough of managing and caring for the entire household. She treated Steve Urkel with decency when he came over to terrorize her and her family, at the same time displaying guidance with clear communication. This woman taught boundaries with ourselves, and with other people. She gracefully accepted “Mother Winslow” (Carl’s mom) living with them. Wait, we take back the boundaries comment.Rosita - Mommy Pig in SING (2016) and SING II (2021)She exuded positivity and hope. She consistently encouraged her teammates and jumped on the opportunity to experience her own adventure away from her 20+ piglets, leaving her husband to manage the madness but not before inventing a machine overnight that would make it easy for all of them. She reminds us that mothers have their own dreams and aspirations and it is okay to reach for them.Charlotte York - Sex in the City Series (1998-2004), Movies (2008, 2010) and And Just Like That series (2021-?)She never gave up on the dream of motherhood. She refused to be stopped by fertility issues and found herself a partner who was supportive after the first one was…not. She was the number one cheerleader for all the people in her life. She always kept it classy and stylish.Moira Rose - Schitt’s Creek Sit-Com (2015-2020)Easily a favorite character for her theatrics and phrase turns. She solidified wearing the wig and designer clothing to the small town diner as an achievable reality. She demonstrated her artistic genius by salvaging The Crows Have Eyes III. Perhaps an accidental mother, she grew over time from not knowing her own daughter’s middle name to forming deep bonds with both children. She gradually set aside her narcissism in favor of true love and connection with her family. Who cares if that’s not really possible- it left us with all the warm fuzzies with simultaneous cheek pain from laughing.Clearly, these women have inspired us both in unique ways through their individual characters. We want to know, who touched your heart as a mother, and why? You know the drill, let us know in the caaaawments!❤️ If you enjoyed this post, please click the like button at the bottom - it helps others discover our stuff!🗣️ Maybe leave us a cawwwwment below!☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.🫶🏼 Or, consider sharing it with a millennial mom.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! This week, we shared some highlights of motherhood. Thanks for reading KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

You Are So Tall!Our wishful responsesAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Only Trust Page Seven‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Why We Avoid the County FairAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com