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How to Become a Millennial Gardener Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

In honor of Mother’s Day, we thought it would be fun to highlight the most influential mother figures throughout our millennial television-viewing lives. We present to you our favorite six TV moms of the 1980s to present day, each of whom we admire for different qualities and attributes.Roseanne - Roseanne TV sit-com (1988-1997)For always keeping it real and calling everyone on their bullsh*t. She fought for her family fiercely, and ensured they would develop humorous personalities. She loved Halloween and nailed her husband with a prank every year. She mothered her younger sister whether it was wanted or not. Somehow, she always found a way to make light of a serious situation and that was as comforting as the hugs she gave.Jill Taylor - Home Improvement TV sit-com (1991-1999)For consistently pointing out the idiocy and dangers of an overly confident man wearing a tool belt. She also made the mom cut cute and accepted as… fate. Somehow, she maintained her cool while Tim worked out his deeply personal relationship issues on live television. She also allowed her personal life to be broadcast to the world well before social media made it a possibility.Harriette Winslow - Family Matters TV sitcom (1989-1998)For going on strike and holding strong when she had had enough of managing and caring for the entire household. She treated Steve Urkel with decency when he came over to terrorize her and her family, at the same time displaying guidance with clear communication. This woman taught boundaries with ourselves, and with other people. She gracefully accepted “Mother Winslow” (Carl’s mom) living with them. Wait, we take back the boundaries comment.Rosita - Mommy Pig in SING (2016) and SING II (2021)She exuded positivity and hope. She consistently encouraged her teammates and jumped on the opportunity to experience her own adventure away from her 20+ piglets, leaving her husband to manage the madness but not before inventing a machine overnight that would make it easy for all of them. She reminds us that mothers have their own dreams and aspirations and it is okay to reach for them.Charlotte York - Sex in the City Series (1998-2004), Movies (2008, 2010) and And Just Like That series (2021-?)She never gave up on the dream of motherhood. She refused to be stopped by fertility issues and found herself a partner who was supportive after the first one was…not. She was the number one cheerleader for all the people in her life. She always kept it classy and stylish.Moira Rose - Schitt’s Creek Sit-Com (2015-2020)Easily a favorite character for her theatrics and phrase turns. She solidified wearing the wig and designer clothing to the small town diner as an achievable reality. She demonstrated her artistic genius by salvaging The Crows Have Eyes III. Perhaps an accidental mother, she grew over time from not knowing her own daughter’s middle name to forming deep bonds with both children. She gradually set aside her narcissism in favor of true love and connection with her family. Who cares if that’s not really possible- it left us with all the warm fuzzies with simultaneous cheek pain from laughing.Clearly, these women have inspired us both in unique ways through their individual characters. We want to know, who touched your heart as a mother, and why? You know the drill, let us know in the caaaawments!❤️ If you enjoyed this post, please click the like button at the bottom - it helps others discover our stuff!🗣️ Maybe leave us a cawwwwment below!☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.🫶🏼 Or, consider sharing it with a millennial mom.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! This week, we shared some highlights of motherhood. Thanks for reading KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

You Are So Tall!Our wishful responsesAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Only Trust Page Seven‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Why We Avoid the County FairAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Who is This New Guy at My Gym?Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! This week, we shared what happens when you try to do carefree cartwheels on the lawn of a mansion when you are approaching 40. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

When D-I-Y Becomes D-I-Why?Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com☕️ Buy us a coffee. Kara may or may not blow it at Starbucks.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Proof of Life ‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Ten Things You Lose at a Theme ParkOr was it just me? Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Congratulations, You are Our Mystery Reader!Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! This week, Bethany made the yummy cake from With Love, Meghan and we again captioned our classic sister photo.Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Do You Know this Child? Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comFollow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! In case you missed it . . .Have you read our story about the infamous sister duel? Our poor third sister . . .Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

He's More Town than Gown‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

What to Expect on an Everglades Airboat TourAudio version of written piece on knockitoff.substack.comFollow us and sign up for free at knockitoff.substack.com for free stories every Sunday This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

The Time I Broke My Hip at the Age of 22 Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comSubscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com for new stories every Sunday.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

How to Survive the Weekend Kid Birthday CircuitComplete with a gift-buying guide!Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comSubscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com for new stories every Sunday.📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Just Do It. Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

I want to remember you this way Love letters to our kids about their current agesAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! This week, Bethany made a hilarious video on how to achieve monkey bar bangs!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Scared in the Woods ‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

How to Shed the December You in 12 Easy Steps Hello, New Year! Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Looking Back on our 24 Changes for 2024How did we do? Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

The Christmas Shed Did Not Protect MeAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Merry KNOCKERS! ‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

The Magic was Your MotherAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com📸 Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack for even more KNOCK IT OFF content!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Five Holiday Traditions That Will Stand the Test of TimeAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.Follow us on Instagram @knockitoff.substack This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

You Won't Believe These Romantic Texts From Our Spouses!Turn a phrase like Truman, they do. [Audio version of written post at knockitoff.substack.com]Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.ALSO: We finally made an Instagram account @Knockitoff.substack so be sure to follow us there for even more KNOCK IT OFF content! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

I am grateful to be their mother.Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.com Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

I'm Really Just Looking for Some Love ‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.For all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

It's Fall, Y'all!And other irritations of the seasonAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

A Book Report on the Pumpkin QueenIf you want to be inspired, and squash-schooled, read The Growing Season by Sarah Frey now!Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comOur posts may contain affiliate links, meaning we get a couple of pennies (at no additional cost to you) if you purchase an item through a link.Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Well on My Way to a Couple Buicks‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.for all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.**Our posts may contain affiliate links, meaning we get a couple of pennies (at no additional cost to you) if you purchase an item through a link.** This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Bunny Ears and Chocolate Treats Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com Subscribe for free to receive posts every Sunday directly to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

5 Things I've Learned From My First Book ClubAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

What is Your Weirdest Uber Story? I'll tell you mine.Audio version of written post at knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Memes From the Future Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Don't Bust One On It‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.for all links, go directly to the post on knockitoff.substack.com Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.**Our posts may contain affiliate links, meaning we get a couple of pennies (at no additional cost to you) if you purchase an item through a link.** This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

It Was a Typical Visit to the Dentist, Until It Wasn'tIf you've lost somebody, listen to this.Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Ten Ways Our Children Are Very Demure, Very Mindful Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Serve the Burrata, You Gotta, or You’re NadaAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Life’s a Kayak—Get In!Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Don't Bust One On It‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations! We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.🤓 Awkward? Yes.😬 Cringy? Mmmhmm.🤩 Fun? The most.Here are a few highlights and the promised links from this week’s convo:1:14 — Life updates and stories (Kara talks about her plants; Bethany discusses her family’s failed attempts to play board games and pivot to “cooperative games” — the one they bought is called Castle Panic) 6:50 — Kara gives an update on her attempts to abstain from Starbucks (one of Kara’s 24 changes for 2024) and how much money she’s saved by not showing up (testing the guru theory that your daily latte can actually make a difference in your finances) (“The gurus say . . . stocks are on sale right now, keep buying.”)10:00 — The “Pedigree of Paula” moment is given to someone who displays class and character in a way that reminds us of our mother. This week, it goes to American gymnasts Simone Biles and Jordan Chiles, who literally bowed down to Brazilian Rebeca Andrade for winning gold on her individual floor routine. 11:50 — We “turn a phrase like Truman” (“Don’t bust one on it.”) (“She is as naive as a first-day fawn.”) (“She got hemmed up.”) (The book Bethany refers to: All the President’s Men by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward)17:09 — “Ask Bethany!” — A segment that allows our Knockers to ask Bethany anything you want and receive an honest, unfiltered response! Have a submission? Leave it in the caaaaaaawments! (“This is totally for sport.”) (“I would initiate emergency response.”)23:00 — We discuss the Snoop Dog / Olympics crossover (“He’s one of those people that shows up in your life, unannounced, at random times.”)25:26 — We talk about the youngest and oldest olympians competing in the 2024 games, thanks to VARSITY READER on Substack for this content.28:16 — Check out The Thread by Phil Mullins for some great satire! We both enjoyed his thoughts on the process of buying a pretzel at a theme park.29:08 — “Taste of Kara”— a few things Kara’s into at the moment.Check out Pink Cottage Studio on Etsy for beautiful original watercolors of homes.Kara accidentally read a romantic comedy (that she likes to call “smut”). To each is own, but she wasn’t a fan of Funny Story by Emily Henry. (Kara now knows that if something is described as “spicy,” it is actually smut. Time.com tells you to embrace your love for romance novels.)The Disneyland basement makes us both uncomfortable.Check out Madison Humphrey on Instagram for great satire 39:50— We both continue down the Gilded Age rabbit hole. Bethany is now devouring the audiobook of Astor: The Rise and Fall of an American Fortune by Anderson Cooper and Katherine Howe and simultaneously reading Vanderbilt: The Rise and Fall of an American Dynasty also by Anderson Cooper and Katherine Howe. Kara is reading A Well Behaved Woman: A Novel of the Vanderbilts by Therese Anne Fowler 45:05 — We preview next week’s piece for Knock it OffIf you missed our previous convos, here are links to catch up:* 🍫 Jingles and Milky Ways* 💻 I’m Running Mojave* 🎉 Hey All You Knockers . . .* ⏰ Better Late Than Never* ‼️Once in a Lifetime Opportunity* 😳 Taking it in the Shorts!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.**Our posts may contain affiliate links, meaning we get a couple of pennies (at no additional cost to you) if you purchase an item through a link.** This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Between a Croc and a Hard PlaceHow far is too far? Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

I Met Somebody NewAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Top 10 Love Crimes of the Taylor and Travis (Ongoing) EraInternet, take these two to courtAudio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

I Ate My Hat‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation & recommendations!We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. During this convo, we ridicule each other while discussing books and other things we are currently loving. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.🤓 Awkward? Yes.😬 Cringy? Mmmhmm.🤩 Fun? The most.Here are a few highlights and most of the promised links from this week’s convo (for all of them, visit our post directly on Substack via knockitoff.substack.com):0:55 — Life updates and stories (“I have so much venom in my feet right now…” “They attacked me over my rubber.”)5:14 — Bethany finished Personal History: A Memoir by Katharine Graham (A Pulitzer Prize winner by the subject of The Post!) (Bethany: “I’m in my Watergate era.”)10:25 — Katharine Graham deserves the “Pedigree of Paula” moment this month11:15 — We eat crow about our last Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce predictions14:55 — We “turn a phrase like Truman” (“I ate my hat.”)17:15 — “Ask Bethany!” — A segment that allows our Knockers to ask Bethany anything you want and receive an honest, unfiltered response! (“And now we have a smashed duck.” “That ducky wasn’t so lucky.”) Have a submission? Leave it in the caaaaaaawments!21:16 — “Taste of Kara”— a few things Kara’s into at the moment. Kara finished The Last Castle: The Epic Story of Love, Loss, and American Royalty in the Nation's Largest Home by Denise Kiernan. Kara provides three lesser-known tidbits that stood out.We also discuss Z: A Novel of Zelda Fitzgerald by Therese Ann Fowler - we both give this one high praise despite our strong preference for non-fiction!32:40— Kara breezed through the audiobook of Astor: The Rise and Fall of an American Fortune by Anderson Cooper and Katherine Howe. This one was recommended by our Substack pal Jen who writes Recently Enjoyed Things. You can find her take on Astor in her May 24 edition. Jen is hilarious and always has A+ recommendations. Consider subscribing!37:50— NYT piece Conan O’Brien Doesn’t Matter* by Jason Zinoman, featuring the Hot Ones appearance that caused Conan to go viral more so than the late night appearance in the same week!43:15 — Kara gives an update on her attempts to abstain from Starbucks (one of Kara’s 24 changes for 2024) and how much money she’s saved by not showing up (testing the guru theory that your daily latte can actually make a difference in your finances) (“The gurus tell me if I keep doing this, I’m going to be rich.”)45:48 — Kara fixed her Nespresso machine using a Youtube life hack video! If you listen to no other part of this week’s convo . . . (“You might experience splashing in your face.”)If you missed our previous convos, here are links to catch up:* 🍫 Jingles and Milky Ways* 💻 I’m Running Mojave* 🎉 Hey All You Knockers . . .* ⏰ Better Late Than Never* ‼️Once in a Lifetime Opportunity* 😳 Taking it in the Shorts!Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.**Our posts may contain affiliate links, meaning we get a couple of pennies (at no additional cost to you) if you purchase an item through a link.** This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Charcuterie: The Ultimate Party FlexHow good was the party? It depends. How big was the charcuterie? Audio version of written post on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Beginner’s Tennis — The Start of a New Journey or Should We Stick to Pickleball?Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comCoffee + Crumbs podcast link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/coffee-crumbs-podcast/id1093725475?i=1000652595308 Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

The Strange Thing That Happens When You Turn 40You'll never guess what it is . . .Audio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comLinks for other writings on gardening mentioned in this piece: Kuleigh Baker wrote this one on Substack and Dana G. Smith wrote this one reporting from Zone 8a for the New York Times. Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Happy Father’s Day! ‘Tis the week for our unscripted conversation!Awkward? Yes.Cringy? Mmmhmm.Fun? The most.We have an unscripted convo (rather than writing) about once a month. Why? Because we’ve never felt so alive.If you missed the first time we did this, here’s the link to catch up!We have a great time with it, and we hope you enjoy. (If you typically read—rather than listen to—our stuff, you can listen to our convo by pressing the “play” button near the top of the post.)Here are a few highlights of this week’s convo:1:19 — Talk about summer in Florida and Bethany’s pre-run donut disaster (“I might hit the floor.”)3:02 — Our review of The Idea of You the movie (Shoutout to our pal, who also discussed it in her Substack ) (“It just plain blew.”)8:00 — Kara talks about her recent read, The Last Castle by Denise Kiernan and her trip to the Biltmore in Asheville, North Carolina. Here are the promised pics.10:52 — Kara is deeply concerned about the future of Jack in the Box. Do you share this concern? Visit heyjackbox.com and tell them yourself!16:35 — Kara gives an update on her attempts to abstain from Starbucks (one of Kara’s 24 changes for 2024) and how much money she’s saved by not showing up (testing the guru theory that your daily latte can actually make a difference in your finances)21:29 — We turn a phrase like Truman Capote (“It’s like taking it in the shorts.”) (“Do you know what it means to be catfished?”)24:45 — We discuss Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s relationship (Bethany refers to The Birth Order Book by Dr. Kevin Leman)29:20 — “Ask Bethany!” — A segment that allows our Knockers to ask Bethany anything you want and receive an honest, unfiltered response! Have a submission? Leave it in the caaaaaaawments! (“You should get out if you can.”)33:34 — “Taste of Kara” — see previous Biltmore and Jack in the Box discussions (Also, Bethany checked out last week’s taste, Bone Valley, and loved!)34:32 — A preview of next week’s piece about Kara becoming a plant lady (“It’s gunna be riveting.”)Thanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free at knockitoff.substack.com to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work.**Our posts may contain affiliate links, meaning we get a few pennies from a purchase made through a link (at no additional cost to you).** This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

The Summer Camp GameAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.com Thanks for listening to Knock It Off! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday directly to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com

Sacagawea Walks Into a BankAudio version of written post appearing on knockitoff.substack.comThanks for listening to KNOCK IT OFF! Subscribe for free to receive new posts every Sunday and support our work. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit knockitoff.substack.com