Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

In today's bonus pod we talk about therapy and Vanessa's love life

Recently fired KTLA reporter Ellina Abovian joined us in-studio today to tell the story of how she was fired without notice on her 40th birthday after 11 years on the air. She's talented, smart, she's a hardworking single mom and speaks four languages. She also happens to be very attractive, which means we made complete fools of ourselves. You can listen, but we recommend you WATCH it on YouTube. We continued our March Madness brackets by nominated worst people at the pool, in honor of this week's heat wave. Top contenders included snot rocket guy, kids in the hot tub, the PDA couple, and the person who pees in the pool (aka Ally). Jake did another round of Pit Stop interviews, which led to a new idea: Swamp Ass or Pass. Would you like Jake to go around LA sniffing butts instead of pitts? Thought so! Ally also tried to give 'the talk' to her four year old son in response to Klein's talk with his daughter. As expected, it didn't go well.

Some of us are drunk! But who is and who isn't? Find out as you listen along to Whiskey Roulette! Vanessa played bartender all show long, giving us mystery cups full of other NA Whiskey or full Irish Whiskey. Long story short, many of us were sloshed by the end of the show and the rest of us were drunk by placebo. Spoiler alert: Non-alcoholic whiskey is gross We also did a drinking themed Man Vs Machine with an Irish AI robot, which sounded more British than anything else. We also listened to Jake's set from Friday night complete with all cricket interruptions and it was just as uncomfortable as you can imagine. Who's the gayest on the show? We presented our lists of who we believe is the most/least gay on the show and Omar and Klein were at the top of all our lists.

It was a jam-packed Monday! Comedian Greg Fitzimmons joined us in-studio to review Johnny's first ever stand up comedy appearance, and his review was brutal. Big thanks to everyone who came out to Good Nite on Friday night to see Jake & Johnny take the stage. Today we kicked off our annual March Badness bracket, starting with the worst types of drunk people. Jake somehow won the bracket! We chatted with Brandon Alinger from the PropStore about the many Hollywood props hitting the auction block next week, including the butt-birth rhino from Ace Ventura 2, the sweater from the Big Lebowski, and the alligator head from Happy Gilmore. We also debuted a new Death Cab for Cutie song and even heard from Ben Gibbard himself during his on-air chat with Megan Holiday!

Another Friday the 13th and another day of not-so-gentle ribbing, this time from All Elite wrestling star MJF (Maxwell Jacob Friedman). He stopped by the studio while gearing up to defend his AEW World Championship title. He mercilessly roasted Klein's nose, Ally's hygiene, Jake's virginity, Vanessa's voice and Johnny's everything. We also brought back 5-10-20, challenging listeners to place 3 KROQ songs in order: One from 5 years ago, 10 years ago, and 20 years ago. We also heard Johnny's final ideas before his big 5 minute set tonight at the Good Night in NoHo tonight at 7pm. Be there!

In today's bonus pod Johnny goes over some jokes for the show tomorrow and we've all had too much coffeeeeeeeeee

Klein won't give it a rest. He's on a mission to make Breakfast for Dinner on Thursdays (BFDursday) a thing, and even his own kids think it's a terrible idea. It's official. We've got a problem. A listener bought us an espresso machine and another one brought us a ton of Philz coffee. All we needed was a bean grinder and we were in business. We are all now wired on coffee for 90% of the show and it's going off the rails quick. Johnny had a visible hand tremor while sharing some of the joke's he's workshopping for Jake's comedy show, which made for a spot on Michael J Fox impression. Plus, Jake went back to Krispy Kreme to get a free '311 day' donut, Klein accuses Ally of doing something gross at a Prop Store event at a fancy hotel.

Here's a podcast as fresh as a baby's first poop! Today was full of important updates, including Ally's results on her IVF embryos and a scandal with Johnny involving our T Test results. If you've been lied to by Johnny call 844-956-GOAT now to receive ample compensation. To celebrate 311 Day we revisited the day Nick Hexum came in and gave us a steamy acoustic performance of Amber. We also had a fascinating chat with Blind Charlie who called to let us know that he has to complete an obstacle course to prove he's blind to renew his benefits. How is this not being livestreamed?? Ally brought a new band to the table for a new round of My Band's Better Than Jake's Band. Which band do you like better, Som or Windser?