Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Enjoy some of our favorite moments of the year

Today was JAM PACKED, and shit got real. Howie Mandel has been on Omar's enemy list for 15 years after he stole his table at the Blue Bayou restaurant at Disneyland. We surprised Omar when Howie called in to promote a Sketchers event, and Omar didn't hold back. He called him a penis with a goatee live & they went at it airport brawl-style. Johnny gave another one of his weird 'speeches' to high school kids about radio where he explained that radio is a 'marginalized' group. He also said 'like' and 'stuff' about 47,435 times. We listened to the audio and solidified Johnny's new Unc status with the keeeds. Famed food reviewer @jacksdiningroom stopped by the studio and was the first GUEST to ever do a high voltage food review. He got shocked while reviewing Don's Chilaquiles & proved he's a lot tougher than all of us. We also chatted with a dude named John from Ripley's Believe it or Not, who fessed up to purchasing the iconic Butt Birth Rhino from Ace Ventura. After confirming his intentions for this deeply coveted piece of Hollywood history, he confirmed he was willing to bring it by the studio before it enters their Hollywood location. What can pasty white do for you?

In today's bonus time jake attempts to give you the best sleep you've ever received

New music AND a new tour? Rivers Cuomo's two hours of daily meditation certainly gives him the energy to get shit done. Weezer stopped by today to give us all the details on the 2026 North American tour, including an 'Initiation Week' leading up to the on-sale, including Weezer Trivia and a Pickleball tournament in LA. What's worse, walking in on someone using the bathroom or being walked in on? We discussed the pros and cons as Klein told us about walking in on a woman at a restaurant, and what he did afterward did not make things better. We brought back March Badness today & focused on the worst people in a restaurant. Nominees included the guy that makes jokes with the server, the person who brings their dog, the 'table-mover,' the person who sends everything back, and the person who 'helps' the waiter by stacking the plates and cups.

In today's show we have Sublime in studio! Klein tries to win a raffle, Ally has the drug talk with her 4yo, we learn about a girl's fetish and Jake has a major dilemma about what to do this weekend

Vanessa has sworn off sweets, which of course immediately resulted in several listeners sending donuts to the station. How long did she last before she broke down? It's rattlesnake season and multiple biting incidents have been reported, including one death. So we decided it was time for an AMA with a rattlesnake expert. Listen to learn about snake myths, what time of day you're most likely to see them, and how snake sex works! We also heard from the cryptkeeper herself during a new Old People Secrets, discovered we're eating cereal all wrong during Clickbait, and heard from listeners who met their heroes & whether or not they regretted it (apparently everyone's met Wee Man & Gwen Stefani).

Klein got pulled over by CHP with no license, registration, or proof of insurance. Did it end better than Ally's cop saga from earlier this month? Spoiler, he was almost left stranded on the side of the freeway with no car and three kids decked out in softball gear. Later in the show, Jake the Nerd completely loses it after the show turns down a Maynard James Keenan interview. Are you team Jake? Hear his argument and how it all unfolded. We also listened to the newly released Justin Timberlake DWI footage, debated who's the most/least angry person on the show, Ally shares an awkward massage story, and March Badness returns with a bracket for the absolute worst robots.

RIP Chuck Norris, but we all know he didn't die, he just went to Heaven to kick Ceasar Chavez' ass. All show long we paid tribute with Vanessa reading Chuck Norris 'facts' and reviewing some of his most iconic moments in television. Like the time he told Haley Joel Osment he had AIDS. Who's the worst type of co-worker? You pitched some good nominees in today's round of March Badness, including the person who kisses the ass of the supervisor in every meeting. We spent more than a minute with Evan Lovett of 'LA in A Minute' when he stopped by to defend LA stereotypes, like traffic, health & wellness warriors, and bad sports fans. Plus another awkward Box of Shame (hint: it's another weird sex thing from Ally)

Sleep well? We didn't either. That's why we're a morning show, not morning people. We heard a ton of hilarious reasons why people didn't sleep last night, including dog puke, catalytic converter theft, a foot cramp, and midnight sex. HELP NEEDED: A longtime slogger named Jessica is asking for your help. She signed up for the OC Half Marathon, but now feels inspired to switch to the FULL marathon. She's looking for someone to swap with (OC Marathon sign ups are full), and she's willing to pay the difference in price. The transfer deadline is Monday. If you can help, DM us on IG @kleinallyshow, call the Goatline (844-956-GOAT) or email [email protected]. We did an AMA with billionaire Michael Rubin where she shared what it's like to be among the uber-wealthy. Does he pick up change if he sees it on the ground? When's the last time he used a coupon? We asked all these burning questions, including asking him to buy us the butt-birth rhino from Ace Ventura. He didn't say no!