JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

Alex Zane is back on Happy Hour and we're playing "Would You Lie To Me?", with Stevie and Alfie deciding whether each story Alex tells is the truth or a tall tale! There are crazy true stories mixed in with big fat lies so play along at home and try to predict whether the stories are true or not! Does Alex Zane receive an annual FaceTime from a famous actress? Did he once trap a woman inside a zoo enclosure? Is he in debt to a big movie star? Does he have a secret role in a blockbuster movie? And did he once accidentally offend one of the toughest men in Hollywood? If you enjoyed this, check out episode #115 for Alex's first appearance on Happy Hour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are delving into cryptids - animals that are said to exist but whose existence is disputed or unsubstantiated, such as the Loch Ness Monster. Stevie is teaching us about the evolutionary enigma that is the tailed slow loris, the Honey Island Swamp Monster that is a product of some crazy interspecies sexy time, the adorably miserable Squonk, and Gef The Talking Mongoose - which is just as mental as it sounds! And speaking of completely made up stories... Stevie talks about his recent driving test! Plus Robbie's been hanging out with celebrities in Scotland, and Jaack shares his run in with death AND the law! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

LISTEN UP BISCUITS! Comedian, writer, actor, podcaster, and Robbie Knox lookalike Joe Wilkinson is making his debut on Happy Hour! With Alfie being a huge Chatabiscuit, we of course asked Joe all about his podcast with David Earl. Despite Joe's chaotic and expensive stunts, he's somehow managed to keep his job as a regular on '8 Out Of 10 Cats' - he shares the only 2 stunts in 12 years that the studio has turned down, and why! Joe has acted in 'Derek' and 'After Life' and shares exactly how the roles came about, why he didn't turn up on his first day shooting, and what it's like to work with Ricky Gervais. Plus getting mixed up with his lookalike Robbie Knox, how his childhood hobby nearly killed people, and we also play a game of "fill in the blank” with Joe's hilarious old tweets. Crunch crunch! If you enjoyed this episode, check out #338 with David Earl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Since there aren't enough religions in the world, the boys are adding 3 more! They are each sharing a name for their religion, who they're worshipping, the rules for their followers, and what their hell is like. Stevie tries to convince us that he’s not worshipping Hitler, Jaack has an extensive list of commandments, and Robbie's rule causes him to be inappropriate in front of children... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Due to a need for pocket money, a teenage Sam Tompkins began busking on the streets of Brighton. Just a few years later, Sam's talent has earned him a successful music career and a spot supporting Justin Bieber! Sam delves into his hack for the best place to busk, how much he earnt a day, and the worst things that have happened to him whilst singing in public. Sam also chats his viral busking video with Ren, the embarrassing thing he used to do to get noticed by celebrities, and of course the story of how his musical hero Justin Bieber became his pal! Plus Sam reminds Jaack of their AWKWARD interaction when the pair first met a few years ago! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been allocated a side to fight for, that doesn't necessarily align with our own values! Alfie reckons all drugs should be legal, Stevie is fighting against fat kids, and Jaack has a ridiculous reason why it's way better to be a night owl than a morning person... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Darren Stanton - dubbed the Human Lie Detector - is the UK's number one body language and behavioural expert! He’s worked on countless famous murder cases including Chris Watts and Mick Philpott, he’s trained professional poker players on how to hide common tells, and he even writes body language analysis for Love Island! Darren explains why he turned down a job with one of tv's most infamous confrontational talk shows, and why polygraph tests are a load of bollocks! He also gives his honest opinion on the McCanns, and shares his most memorable interrogation which involved a barefoot man and a bomb... Darren talks about fascinating famous psychology experiments, why people stood by when a woman lay dying on the streets of New York, the reason people blindly obey anyone in a high vis jacket, how he caught someone lying on their CV, and the weirdest enquiries he gets. PLUS body language myths, dating tips, and how to get away with lying! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Alfie's been a wizard, Stevie's been wanking, and Jaack's had the worst week... it's an "all caught up" episode! Stevie’s nervous about his upcoming driving test so Jaack, despite taking 7 attempts to pass, is offering advice. Alfie is looking for album art ideas for his upcoming EP and Jaack, despite having no experience in the music industry, is offering advice. (Can you sense the theme here?!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Retired footballer turned West Ham ambassador Carlton Cole is serving up plenty of crazy football stories! Going clubbing with Tevez, what Carlton was forced to smuggle into the training ground, and the REAL reason Ranieri sent him out on loan! He's also delving into how being expelled from school ended up helping him achieve his dream career, and the surprising item he used to develop his football skills as a child. Carlton gives his opinion on Declan Rice's move to Arsenal, playing with David Beckham, and "Fake Carlton Cole" on Twitter. Plus he shares why Big Sam wanted to get rid of him, and a hilarious story about Avram Grant! There’s also shocking stories about Mourhino, Capello, and TalkSport’s Simon Jordan… http://www.kunlebarker.com/business/1in4-watch/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It seems like only yesterday we released our bumper 300th episode, but it's been a year and a lot has changed! We're seeing if the predictions we made on episode #300 for our future came true, and we're making some big predictions, both personal and Happy Hour related, for the next year! We're also putting guests from the past year into a tier list with a twist - the order cannot be changed once the guest has been placed in the list. We're also seeing which phrases from our ep #300 bingo card are still relevant to the podcast today, and Jaack has received a VERY exciting email! Plus we're having a big catch up about how we ended up performing on the 2nd biggest stage at Kendal Calling festival! There's stories about tent intruders, stolen booze, festival fails, celebrity encounters, and Jaack has an apology for something he said on stage... (00:00:00-00:06:45) Introduction (00:06:45-00:14:48) Kendal Calling Festival (00:14:48-00:33:35) Happy Hour's set (00:33:35-00:36:26) Alfie's set (00:36:26-00:51:52) Celebrity encounters at Kendal Calling (00:51:52-01:00:55) Predictions from ep #300 (01:00:55-1:13:24) Happy Hour predictions for next year (1:13:24-1:17:34) Bingo card (1:17:34-1:42:38) Guest tier list (1:42:38-1:49:24) Personal life predictions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A LOT has happened in Tom Grennan's world since he was last on - TWO number 1 albums, BRIT nominations, and collabs with some of the biggest artists out there! Tom delves into how his KSI collaboration came about, his warning from Gogglebox producers, and how his dad makes the most out of Tom's celebrity status! There's also THAT Soccer Aid goal, and what went down after being invited out to dinner by a pro footballer! Tom also talks about two of his biggest on-stage disasters (TW for emetophobia), the many ways in which he gives back to his fans, and how he was violently attacked in New York. Check out episodes #21 and #176 for Tom's previous episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You requested, we listened! Jaack's fiancée Fiona is back on the pod, and this time she's in the hot seat as we grill her on 25 hard hitting questions to get to know the woman behind the scenes of Happy Hour! In this 2 hour long episode, Fiona is sharing her guilty pleasures, her most surreal celebrity moment, the addiction that affects her daily life, and she's sharing stories that even Jaack doesn't know! As well as a very niche answer for her most hated human being, and a surprisingly deep answer for her biggest regret, she lists everything - and we mean EVERYTHING - that annoys her about Jaack in a 20 minute rant... we promise she loves Jaack really!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Max Fosh graces the Happy Hour studio for his fifth appearance and a LOT has changed since he was last on nearly 2 years ago! He's since gained an extra 1.5 million subscribers and he shares exactly how he's achieved it, including hacks for YouTube Shorts, and the genius way he uses technology to come up with video concepts. With no shortage of amazing videos to delve into, Max is sharing exactly how won big in a Vegas casino with the help of a feisty feathered friend, how he made national news by tricking tourists into thinking they'd landed at the wrong airport, and the many mishaps he faced when cooking a microwave meal in an active volcano! Plus, why he had hire a lawyer to help him through his divorce, and how he didn't realise he was being followed by a private investigator... Check out Max's previous Happy Hour appearances on eps #113, #134, #183, and #239. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Making his podcast debut, Jaack and Stevie's weird mate Jake is joining us in the Happy Hour studio! He's sharing how he’s met so many celebrities (including Jaack), and why he was turned away from the BAFTAs! We’re also delving into his insane eating habits that should quite frankly be illegal, and we’re FORCING him to try a brand new food live on the podcast! Jaack shares stories from his trip working in Australia with the West Ham team, including how he narrowly avoided catching chlamydia, and the footballer he slept with… And Stevie talks about his 30th birthday antics, how he was deeply offended by a child at the theatre, and why his mum is nominated for a Silly Billy Award! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In today's episode, we're covering tier lists but not as you know it! We're debating our top 10 bands, movies and celebrities, but here’s the catch… once an item has been given a number in the tier list, it CANNOT be changed! Because our decision is final, this leads on to some very controversial placements! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Things happen in life. Coincidences happen. Normal things happen. Yet people on Twitter still love to scream "DID NOT HAPPEN OF THE YEAR AWARDS" on nearly every mundane tweet. So today we're looking at obscure "DHOTY" stories that we've found online, and debating whether they did or did not happen. Did a celebrity steal someone's lunch? Is the new neighbour hiding a big secret? Did a miracle happen to a deceased pet? Did this lottery misfortune really happen? Plus, how Jaack majorly embarrassed himself in front of an attractive woman, why Stevie upstaged some buskers, and Alfie explains his genuine near death experience! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Despite oversharing nearly every detail of his life online, there is still a lot to learn about Jaack! In the final of our "Get To Know" mini series, we're asking 25 burning questions to delve into the strange mind of JaackMaate. We’re taking a look through his cringey 2012 Facebook posts, the boys are shaming him for his first kiss technique, and in true old school JaackMaate style, he’s going on a rant about his most hated person on the entire planet… Jaack is sharing stories from his time at a house party abroad with a certain footballer and, unfortunately for your ears, is trying his hand at rapping. We’re also learning some fascinating facts about death row meals, there’s a revelation about his Harry Potter house, and he gives the BEST answer for underrated human (but please don’t get mad at who he thinks is really overrated!) PLUS Stevie and Alfie are genuinely horrified at what they find on Jaack’s phone... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stevie is dusting off his urban legends book and gathering us round the campfire to read us more spooky tales from Japan! Jaack and Alfie are reacting to a doomed mountain tunnel associated with real life deaths, an attractive spirit that lures in unsuspecting men, and a hungry wife hiding a huge secret from her husband... Plus Tomino's Hell - a poem said to curse the person reading it aloud (you didn't think that one through did you Stevie...), and a story about a demon who snatches body parts that is so badly translated, it's got us in stitches! If you enjoyed this, check out ep #346 for more Japanese urban legends, including Shirime who has an eye for a butthole, and the Japanese versions of Bloody Mary and Annabelle! (00:00:00-00:09:33) Introduction (00:09:33-00:26:55) Tomino’s Hell (00:26:55-00:45:44) Howling Inunaki Tunnel (00:45:44-00:59:30) Kuchisake-onna (00:59:30-01:05:37) Futakuchi-onna (01:05:37-01:27:55) Itsuwari No Monogatari Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Robbie Knox is being grilled by the boys for the third instalment of our "Get To Know" mini series where we're asking 25 burning questions to each of the FourSkins members! Robbie shares his bizarre interaction with a Gallagher brother at an art exhibition, the weird thing he likes to do on trains, and the huge mistake people make when answering "which 3 celebrities would you invite to a dinner party?"! Robbie treats us to a wonderful performance of Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" as we try to figure out if Jaack is tone-deaf. Alfie is fuming at Robbie’s death row meal choices, an innocent Harry Potter chat somehow turns raunchy, and there's a debate so divisive that Robbie gets his wife involved! Plus, the boys help to plan a JaackMaate YouTube comeback! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're reacting to even MORE audience-submitted tour confessions (this time largely sex based) and deciding whether or not to grant forgiveness! There's bed wetting, sex quizzes, wanking, friends with benefits, and questionable condom disposal methods... Jaack is offering bedroom advice despite not being able to contain his urges towards his own mattress, but surprisingly isn't the only person out there to make love to a piece of bedroom furniture! Stevie had an unwanted raunchy surprise in his hotel room, and Robbie is debating which biscuit would be best to use for a game of "Soggy Biscuit". If you enjoyed this episode, check out #366 where we reacted to more tour confessions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stevie White is the special guest for the second instalment of our "Get To Know" mini series where we're asking 25 burning questions to each of the FourSkins members! He's telling us all about the mental things he's been wasting his money on, why his girlfriend calls him a Karen, and how he managed to mess up his first proper kiss! As well as his raging sex addiction, Stevie opens up about another addiction that affected his sleep. Plus, he reveals which TV show he applied for that Jaack NEVER knew about! There's an unusually high amount of roleplaying in this episode, and plenty of singing. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Since we ran out of time in our recent Q&A episode (#377), Jaack and Stevie thought it was only fair to do a part 2 and answer even more of your difficult questions! Which episode are we most unhappy with? Who would we take on in the boxing ring? And does Jaack REALLY hate urban legends?! We’re spilling the beans on our most awkward interactions with guests, which includes sex toys and moody managers. Plus the types of things that get cut out from the episodes! Stevie is delving into how he feels being Isaac’s stepdad, and Jaack is fanboying after finally meeting one of his heroes! And the boys finally spill the beans on an awkward topic that we’ve been avoiding for a very long time… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In the first instalment of a new "Get To Know" mini series where we're asking 25 burning questions to each of the FourSkins members, Alfie Indra is in the hot seat! He's explaining how he nearly killed his first crush, what he's done to majorly piss off his new neighbour, and why he was terrified of Stevie when they first met! Alfie is also telling us about the biggest regret of his life which involves one of the Sidemen (warning: it’s cringey). Plus an unexpected celebrity encounter in a music studio, possibly the weirdest answer to "what is one thing that makes your day better?", and his big Guinness World Record goal that involves a large amount of Creme Eggs... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Musician and streamer (and Stevie's doppelgänger!) James Marriott is this week's guest! James delves deep into why he has stopped uploading to his YouTube channel with over 2 million subscribers, which videos he regrets most, and the way the commentary scene negatively affected him. James also opens up about the scary scenario that caused him to give up drinking, and how it feels to party sober! James gives us his opinion on the Eboys split, and tells us which member he doesn't speak to any more... Plus, his beef with a fellow musician that started over a TWEET, and the rapper that gave him career advice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Drop Bears have turned into "Quizzly Bears" as they take on a pub quiz hosted by Stevie! There are 5 categories to tackle - tv and film, sport, music, science, and a silly round - with a huge tiebreaker question to finish! With Robbie being a MENSA member, and Jaack being notoriously quite thick... who will be crowned the ultimate winner?! Play along with the boys and tweet us your scores @jaackshappyhour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re taking a trip down memory lane to Nostalgia Town! Jaack, Stevie and Alfie are comparing their childhoods and swapping stories about their favourite toys, tv shows and teddies. We're talking earliest memories (Alfie's involves his penis), the weird things that Jaack posted through neighbour's doors, and Stevie shares his Teletubbies based fib! We're also looking at the world's most expensive Beanie Babies, and talking about the toys we thought would be worth loads in the future. Plus, since Alfie isn't well versed in Pokémon, he's getting the ultimate test where he has to guess their names based on just their picture! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get inside the minds of the Fourskins members as we each give our honest opinions on questions like what's the most pathetic animal? And, what's the perfect age to die? Jaack has lost his voice from chanting at the football, but that hasn't stopped him from chiming in with some horrendous opinions! We learn the real reason he doesn't want kids, and his theory about big dicks (thankfully the two are unrelated). Plus he asks what is possibly the most stupid question in the history of the podcast! Alfie is wanking to a deceased monarch, Robbie is hoping to bin off one of his children, and Stevie has a terrible take for the greatest singer of all time. We've also come up with a new group name... let us know if you think it should replace "The Fourskins"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rapper Example is on Happy Hour for his FOURTH appearance and we're playing a game of "Would You Lie To Me?" with him, with Alfie and Stevie deciding whether each story Example tells is the truth or a big fat lie! Has Example accidentally sent nudes to a certain footballer, fended off gangster by singing to them, saved a celebrity's life, and more?! Example also opens up about his divorce, and describes what his penis looks like in quite a lot of detail... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fourskins are reunited and they're indulging in a long overdue, bumper all caught up episode! Jaack reveals what big purchases he made this week that firmly cemented himself as a manly man, shares his big Barcelona football fail, and how he got on playing chess with a pro player! Alfie is releasing new music but the boys point out a pretty major mistake with his upcoming release... Robbie is sending a lawyer after Jaack and, on a separate note, has come up with a great Fourskins challenge to raise money for charity! And Stevie's all caught up takes a staggering turn as he reveals a huge piece of information about his life that even JAACK didn't know! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What does a blind person see in their dreams? How can a blind person use a phone? Do blind people watch porn or have sexual preferences? Blind footballer, disability advocate and TikTokker Toby Addison (BlindTobes) is open to answering ANY question, no matter how stupid or intrusive! Toby explains the full timeline of his eyesight deterioration and how his parents realised that something wasn't quite right. He also talks about the common misconceptions about blind people, the times being blind has landed him in hot water, as well as how MrBeast's "1,000 Blind People See For The First Time" video potentially damaged the blind community... Since Toby plays for Brighton's blind football team, we also asked him to delve into the fascinating world of blind football and how he could make the England squad after playing for just 1 year! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stevie has been pondering and has decided to share even more of his "questionable questions" with the gang. How far up do bald people go when they wash their face? Could Tyson Fury knock himself out? Can you cry underwater? Are we living or slowly dying? Jaack has a weird reincarnation theory, Alfie has a revelation about his foreskin, and Robbie is oversharing about a very niche childhood pleasure... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With his first Happy Hour appearance way back in 2020 (episode #131), it's about time to welcome comedy legend Jack Whitehall back onto the pod! Jack recently announced that he and his partner are expecting, so the boys delve into the one thing holding him back from being a "proper adult", and the strange way he learnt to change a nappy. Jack also shares two embarrassing moments - one involving a One Direction member at Soccer Aid, and another that happened during the filming of a sex scene! Plus discussing his upcoming tour, StephenTries, and teabagging swans (yes, you read that correctly)... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's been a year since Jaack and Stevie's original Q&A episode (episode #277) in which they answered your most difficult questions, so we thought it was about time to do another! This time around, the boys are answering burning Q's such as what's the biggest gamble you've made with the podcast, what are the pros and cons of the new studio, and when do you think the podcast will end? Plus the boys respond to criticisms of the new studio, share who they consider to be their biggest rivals in the podcasting world, and Jaack explains why he's hesitant to bring back JaackMaate YouTube videos. Jaack also shares his weird interaction with a female fan on tour, and has an apology for the entire Brighton crowd! He's also finally squashing the Peter Bleksley beef... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rebecca Goodwin originally started an OnlyFans in a time of crisis where she needed money to pay for a bus ticket to get her children to school. A viral Tik Tok changed everything, and now she's worked hard to be one of the site's top creators and a successful entrepreneur! She doesn't shy away from ANY question and spills the beans on working with Danny D, her monthly earnings, celebs in her DMs, rank requests from fans, and the perfect size... Rebecca shares how she stole her manager from Brazzers, and details her plans to use her wealth to create an affordable housing scheme in her home town! There's a treat in store for Jaack and Stevie too as Rebecca has brought along a suitcase full of unconventional sex toys for the boys to get their hands on, including the infamous traffic cone! Rebecca also opens up about her personal life including struggles with homelessness and abuse from a family member, which led to a teenage pregnancy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TommyInnit is BACK on Happy Hour 2 years after his original appearance (episode 165) and there's a lot to catch up on! Tommy fills us in on moving to New York, finding love, and how he was part of a big controversy that led to KSI having to release a statement... Tommy also shares how he offended MrBeast, and he has a lot to say about YouTuber merch! Tommy also opens about the impact of his close friend Technoblade's passing. Buy tour tickets at https://sjm.lnk.to/Tommyinnit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode, we're debating what the ULTIMATE dish of the UK is, in the form of a knockout World Cup style tournament! Robbie gives details of his DIY colonic irrigation, Jack shares too much information about his recent wet dream, and Stevie is, as always, giving the worst opinions possible. With many categories causing disagreements, there's plenty of mass debating (heh) among the boys to find out which cuisine will be crowned champion! Do you want this to be a new series, or was it absolute waffle that you never want to listen to again? Either way, tweet us @jaackshappyhour and let us know! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Serial entrepreneur and breakfast connoisseur Tom Skinner joins us in the studio this week! Rising to fame on Series 15 of 'The Apprentice', Tom was no stranger to a good business deal! From selling questionable things to his school mates, to trading anything and everything on the market stalls, to owning multiple successful businesses, Tom shares exactly how he went from market maestro, to social media sensation! Tom shares behind-the-scenes secrets of the Apprentice, and why he nearly turned down the interview. He also opens up about his wonderful generosity with his wealth, and how a donation to NHS workers didn't quite go to plan... Tom also chats 8 Out Of 10 Cats, rude celebrities, and of course, Dino's Cafe! BOSH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Robbie is bringing his creepy library to our brand new studio for the first time! In the most chaotic episode, we're hearing about mutilated parents, a monster named Mr Wide Mouth, and a burglary that went down a route we would have never expected it to go down, or should I say up... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Professional footballer and current captain for Birmingham City, Troy Deeney is this week's Happy Hour guest! A tough home life and being kicked out of school didn't prevent Troy from succeeding in his chosen career. Troy chats THAT famous Leicester goal, and clears up the story of scoring seven goals in one game whilst drunk! Plus, getting starstruck by David Beckham, competing with Ben Foster, and interviewing Elton John! Troy reveals the secret donations he’s made, and how money has showed him who his true friends are. Troy also opens up entering prison only a few days after having to bury his father, and how his time in jail was made difficult by the guards. Check out Troy's new podcast 'Deeney Talks' on Spotify! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're bringing you another instalment of Everybody Has A Price where Jaack, Stevie and Alfie have to name their price to do certain things but this time, they're all related to previous Happy Hour guests! How much to be Danny D's fluffer? How much to be hunted down by SAS trooper Chris Ryan? How much to insult a future Happy Hour guest as soon as they enter the studio? How much to risk death by chokehold from Michael Bisping? And how much to sniff the seat of a certain lady? Plus Jaack gives two examples to prove to us all why he should be banned from interacting with the public, including accidentally flirting with his builders, and an uncomfortable interaction with a new mother... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Making his debut appearance on a podcast, it’s our tour manager John! Happy Hour fans will know John as the man who pulls the strings behind the scenes of Happy Hour Live: The Round Sheep Tour! With an extensive career in showbiz, you can pretty much guarantee that John has a story for every celebrity. From being KSI and Calfreezy’s tour manager, to setting up David Beckham’s house party, to collecting underwear for Rik Mayall, this man has pretty much seen it all. John shares how he accidentally fell into theatre after being hired by a drunk man, his favourite celebs to tour with, the worst things about tour life, and the biggest names in his phonebook. Plus his REAL first impression of the Happy Hour boys… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode, we're bringing you another instalment of Everybody Has A Price where Jaack, Stevie and Alfie have to name their price to do certain things! How much to wax our eyebrows off? How much to live in a pitch black room for a week? How much to go 90 days without washing? How much to publicly trash the football team you support and become a devout supporter of their bitter rival? Tune in to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our second guest of series 8 sees the return of a certified Happy Hour Hall of Famer. Comedian, actor and all round lovely bloke Asim reunites with Jack & Stevie, and this time he’s brought along his friend Raj who is looking for love! Asim opens up about his social anxiety, including a recent panic attack at a murder mystery night, the boys each share their embarrassing drunk moments from last year’s People Just Do Nothing movie premiere, and Asim showcases his beatboxing skills! Be warned though… Asim’s friend Raj (as lovely as he is) is somewhat strange. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When we recently took our podcast on tour, we asked our audience to submit their deepest, darkest confessions for us to react to live on stage and decide whether we could grant forgiveness or not! There were so many to choose from and we thought it would be a shame to not go through some in a podcast episode! There's confessions about public cunnilingus, drug smuggling, mocking a disabled person, self checkout theft, vampire role play, and more. You lot are wild... If you want to submit your own confession and have us react to it LIVE on stage, tickets to our show are available at happyhourlive.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For our first episode of Series 8, we're joined in our brand new studio by comedian Romesh Ranganathan! Before honing his craft, Romesh was a teacher, and he shares how he accidentally locked a child in a cupboard and what happened when his pupils found his X-rated stand up set online! Romesh also tells us two of his most embarrassing moments, both involving Judo, as well as an awkward spa experience. We also chat A League Of Their Own, Patrice Evra, Tony Bellew, plus Romesh is the first guest to test out our brand new Big Red Button! *cue audience oooooohs* Romesh also talks us through each of his Taskmaster challenges, and there's quite a lot of cheese pasty chat... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're bringing back "Dragons' Dean" and investing in YOUR inventions! You lot have created concepts to make cooking, decorating and even pooping a more pleasant experience! Which of us has invested in the "Sniffer Differ"? Who liked the sound of transparent eyelids? And why did one of us blow half of our budget on an idea we didn't even rate? Check out our other "Dragons' Dean" episodes (#177, #301 and #309), plus our interviews with ACTUAL Dragons' Den investors Deborah Meaden (#213) and Steven Bartlett (#257)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're discussing more "Am I The Asshole" scenarios, and this episode is covering everything from "Pooh-bearing" and gym envy, to jealous exes and cock shaped cakes! There's a husband who is hiding a HUGE financial secret from his wife, a pet who is seemingly offended by his owner's kinks, someone who took an online challenge too far, and a couple who are accidentally ruining their own wedding day... but are they arseholes?! If you loved this and want more episodes of us debating "Am I The Asshole" scenarios, we cover even more of these in episodes 344 and 248! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Finally it's time for JaackMaate to share why he reckons he would be a great fit for President of England! There are plenty of proposed changes to the law, including which accents people can use, and what you can't post on Facebook. Jaack is also changing the entire school curriculum, adding a man cave to Downing Street, and sharing his unusual method of segregating the population. Plus Jaack shares how he "accidentally" got caught up in a drug deal?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Alfie's turn to pitch to us why he should become President of England! From boxing matches with politicians, to mankinis in Downing Street, Alfie is making a compelling argument. But not before treating us all to a story about his leaking gas... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stevie White is becoming the President of England! With a party name and slogan to choose, new laws to bring in, and prisoners to pardon, there's a lot to dive in to! Stevie shares exactly how he will be using flash mobs, Brian Cox, and blowjobs to control the nation. Plus Jaack shares an upsetting update about his newborn, and why social services should probably get involved… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices