JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

For the first Urban Legends episode of Series 7, we’re venturing to Japan! Stevie tells us the many reasons why you should be careful when using the bathroom in Japan, including a legless ghost, and a cruel toilet paper trick. Plus we’re reacting to the highly requested tale of Shirime, who you may know as the man with an eye for a butthole… There’s also the Japanese versions of Bloody Mary (Hanako-san), and Annabelle (the haunted doll of Hokkaido whose hair never stops growing), an urban legend that inspired a key detail in Squid Game, and a lethal online game with a real life backstory involving an 11 year old who murdered her school mate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian and seasoned professional of touring Lloyd Griffith joins us to give the boys pointers for their own tour! Lloyd has advice for nerves, hecklers and audience interaction. We learn a common misconception about tour riders, why roof height matters in a venue, and why you shouldn't have sex while on tour. Plus, Lloyd shares the time he got a bit too drunk before a gig, and why the Happy Hour boys have a better tour bus than Jack Whitehall! Get your tickets to The Round Sheep Tour now at happyhourlive.co.uk before they sell out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys react to more bizarre "Am I The Asshole" scenarios, giving advice about cummy cucumbers, chunky coworkers and complex crushes. There's also an unwanted family member intruding on intimate moments in the bedroom, a brother in law upset that women dare to menstruate in his presence, and Mac Bean himself is after some legal advice... If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to check out episode 248 where the boys went through more "Am I The Asshole" scenarios AND ranked every Premier League manager based purely on sexiness. High brow stuff! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fourskins are in full force as Stevie, Robbie & Alfie take on Jaack's rather dubious quiz of the year, that is equally as big as it is fat. Categories ranging from 'Viral Twitter Moments' to 'Animal Stories' to 'Celebrities' are covered this year as the boys look back over 2022's biggest moments. Amber Heard, NFT's, masturbating walruses and so much more feature in this bizarre quiz to rival all quizzes. Who will reign champion of Happy Hour's BFQOTY? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jaack, Stevie & Robbie are BACK EARLY! After originally planning to take January off, the Happy Hour gents just could not stay away. In today's episode, the boys are catching up about the festive period and the end of 2022, discussing what they've been watching on telly, as well as sharing some horrifically awkward stories involving a drunk scammer, an awkward joke at the darts, and so much more. Big shout-out to Grandad and his sausages. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The 12 Pods of Christmas has come to a close as we finish on the 2 hour Christmas special! Jack, Stevie, Robbie, Alfie & Will JC catch up, exchange secret Santas, and chat complete rubbish as usual. Happy Christmas everybody and see you in 2023! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Zac Alsop is joining Jack and Stevie to tell the stories behind his crazy videos! This time he’s telling us about how he managed to sneak onto the Olympic homecoming bus, what really happened when he went to Elon Musk’s house and how he ended up hanging out with Jeff Lowe from Tiger King in Vegas! He’s also revealing why Jay left The Zac and Jay Show, sharing his love for motor cross and giving us an insight into the creative process behind his amazing video ideas! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Laura Woods joins the boys today to share her journey from working as a runner at Sky to becoming one of the best sports presenters in the country! She’s offering top tips for aspiring presenters, including how to get comfortable in front of the camera, how to find your own voice and what to do when something goes wrong! She’s also telling us about her Christmas plans (of course) and she’s reacting to a load of famous names, including Akinfenwa, Gary Neville and Jack Grealish! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On today’s episode, David Earl is sharing the story of how Ricky Gervais got him into acting and what it was like starring in Derek and Extras! He’s also telling us about his latest film and giving us an insight into how he writes comedy. Plus, the boys discuss Jack’s infamous time on Big Brother and there’s some ridiculous chat about Centre Parcs, tattoos and awful Christmas presents! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The latest addition to our 12 Pods of Christmas is none other than ChrisMD! Chris is by far one of the best football YouTubers and he's worked with some of the biggest players in the world. He's telling us what they're really like, whether they're ever horrible to work with and what Ronaldo said about him behind his back in Portuguese... He's also telling us about his Christmas, what it was like growing up in Jersey and how Messi changed his career forever! Plus, he's giving us behind the scenes stories from working with MrBeast and he's revealing which YouTubers he'd want on his 7-a-side team! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedy double act and TikTok stars, Jack Joseph and Cole Anderson are joining the boys this week to share their (dreadful) Christmas routines. Cole is also sharing how he went from lip syncing clips from The Office to starring in After Life alongside Ricky Gervais, and Jack has got (more) hilarious, embarrassing stories, including another visit to the doctors and an unfortunate incident behind a nightclub bin… Jack and Cole are also discussing what they think of other TikTokkers, including Snapshoteye, HSTikkyTokky and Astrid Wett! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Akinfenwa is joining Jack, Stevie and Alfie today to share hilarious stories from his early life, including a ridiculous lie he told his teacher and turning down the chance to play for the Arsenal academy! He’s also talking about his career, including dealing with racist abuse in Lithuania, playing against Steven Gerrard and becoming one of the most iconic players on FIFA of all time. Plus, he’s revealing how KSI transformed his career and whether they’ll ever have a boxing match! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ben Foster makes his return! He’s telling Jack and Alfie exactly what Christmas is like for a professional footballer, including whether players intentionally get bans around the festive season and what goes on at the Christmas parties. He’s also sharing what kind of offer would make him reconsider his retirement and he’s discussing some of the best guests he’s had on the Fozcast, including Tyson Fury and Robbie Williams! Plus, we’ve got Ben’s co-host, Rhino Legs Tom in the studio for a juicy game of Mr and Mr! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jack and Stevie are joined by Leigh Gill, who has starred in Joker, Game of Thrones and loads of other amazing TV and film. He’s telling us all about his career, including industry secrets and amazing stories about A Listers like Joaquin Phoenix and Chaka Khan. He’s also opening up a little bit about what life is like as a small person and he’s sharing one of the funniest stories we’ve ever heard on the pod! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When Danny D first came on the podcast back in February he instantly became one of our most popular guests ever, so we’re buzzing to have him back to ask him even more ridiculous questions about the world of porn and sex (and a bit about Christmas of course). This time he’s revealing what porn award ceremonies are like, sharing some ridiculous porn storylines he’s worked on and opening up about what it was like to work with Elle Brooke! He’s also talking about STI’s, beef in the industry, meeting fans and whether he has ever had an orgasm in a soft play area or fucked his mattress. All the usual stuff. Enjoy! In case you haven’t already heard… We’re doing a huge tour of the UK! Find tickets at www.happyhourlive.co.uk! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For the second pod of Christmas the boys are joined by one of West Ham’s youngest stars, Ben Johnson! He’s very open about what it’s like to be a top flight footballer, including what the team group chats are like, whether he had to do initiations and whether football fans on social media ever get to him. He’s also revealing how he got scouted, whether kids in the academy really have to clean the boots of the first team and what it’s like to play alongside legends like Declan Rice and Mark Noble! In case you haven’t already heard… We’re doing a huge tour of the UK! Find tickets at www.happyhourlive.co.uk! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The 12 Pods of Christmas are back! Kicking it off this year is Happy Hour favourite, Pieface. He’s revealing his (horrific) Christmas dinner preferences and his Christmas traditions, as well as telling us about his incredible weight loss and offering some advice for anybody struggling to lose weight. He’s also giving us behind the scenes stories from The Sidemen Charity Match, including WillNE and Speed, PLUS, he’s making some Boxing Day football predictions! In case you haven’t already heard… We’re doing a huge tour of the UK! Find tickets at www.happyhourlive.co.uk! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jack, Stevie and Robbie are helping you to solve more of your terrible problems! Is it ever okay to finger your dog’s bum? How can you get revenge on a teacher? Should you ask your manager to more work if you’re spending all day watching Stevie’s streams? We’ve got even more terrible advice for you. In case you haven’t already heard… We’re doing a huge tour of the UK! Find tickets at www.happyhourlive.co.uk! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In case you haven’t already heard… We’re doing a huge tour of the UK! This is a dream come true for us and we’re very excited to share it with you. Listen to this episode to find out where we’re going, what we’ve called the tour and what you can expect! You can buy pre sale tickets and tickets for our Norwich Theatre Royal show TODAY and general tickets go on sale on Friday 25th November. You can find the full details on our Twitter @jaackshappyhour and at www.happyhourlive.co.uk! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

To celebrate the start of the World Cup, Jack and Alfie are joined by Danny Aarons and FG to talk about the England team, make score predictions and share their favourite World Cup memories. Danny and FG are also talking about all the huge footballers they’ve worked with, including Jack Grealish and Erling Haaland, and FG’s revealing how he’s built his following in just two years and started working with Man City! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today is a very special one. Jaack sits down with his all time favourite footballer Mark Noble for 90 minutes of pure fanboying. Mark discusses his remarkable career dedicated to West Ham United, teammates such as Dimitri Payet, Joe Cole, Carlos Tevez & many more. The lads also share their memories from the last ever game at The Boleyn, catching actual sharks in Miami, and the on-field protests that saw Mark grapple with a fan. A must listen for any football fan, West Ham or otherwise! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jack, Robbie and Stevie are giving their brutally honest answers to all your tricky questions, including whether they’re worried about Happy Hour ending, what they’d like their legacies to be and who they’d want to bring on as a new, full time co host… Jack’s also revealing whether he’d be willing to die for West Ham, whether Peter Bleksley will ever come back on the podcast after the Twitter beef and which main show is the worst. Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jack, Stevie and Alfie are here to offer advice for your biggest problems, like how do you get over an ex? How do you give your fiance the perfect proposal? And… where do you hide your wank sock? Plus, Stevie’s had a very unfortunate mishap with his swimming trunks and Alfie’s managed to play a particularly enjoyable prank on Jack. Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are back to decide which Happy Hour listeners deserve forgiveness for their terrible confessions. This time we’ve got a girl who lied about having brain damage, somebody desperate to get plastic surgery and one confession that’s so disgusting Jack can barely finish reading it… We’re also hearing from someone who had an unfortunate accident with a hamster, somebody with an intriguing method for shop lifting and somebody who may have partaken in incest. We told you it’s our worst yet! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jack and Stevie are joined by one of the nicest YouTubers in the game: Sharky! He’s here to talk about his life before YouTube, to share his love of football and to open up about how the Beta Squad formed - including a lovely story about the first time he met Chunkz. We’re also asking Sharky to dish the dirt on the Beta Squad, including who’s the hardest working, who’s the funniest and who’s the stingiest with money. He’s also talking about dealing with imposter syndrome and sharing some of his bucket list! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re giving you almost three hours of Happy Hourween classics! Stevie’s bringing more of his urban legends, including radioactive hornets and a creepy ghost, whilst Robbie’s welcoming us back to his creepy library, where we can all shit our pants yet again. Plus, Jack’s reading some of your terrifying stories from the Happy Hour Reddit! Happy Halloween! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy Hourween is back! Beth Darlington is an expert in exorcisms and the paranormal and she’s here to share insights into some of the most horrifying things imaginable… She’s discussing the tools she uses to detect the paranormal and opening up about her experiences with ghosts and possessions. She’s also revealing whether she thinks there’s any space for scepticism when it comes to unexplained paranormal activity, because we’re pretty sceptical about the whole thing! Make sure you come back on Monday for our Happy Hourween special! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the boys are joined by highly sought-after football manager, Neil Warnock. Neil sheds some light on what makes a successful manager, whether he thinks it’s fair to compare him to Pep Guardiola and what he really thinks of Mike Dean! Warnock also reacts to his now famous memes, as well as revealing why he got fined £15,000, and who the best players are to work with! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s finally Robbie’s turn to live his dream day! Will he choose Stevie’s idyllic holiday plans, or will he end up doing crystal meth and getting up close and personal with a cow? There’s only one way to find out… Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stevie’s next to receive the itinerary for his dream day! Jack’s got a hedonistic, romantic trip to Ibiza planned, as well as some ideas for some new tattoos, whilst Robbie’s dreamt up a day involving Martin, Delia Smith and a whole host of other celebrities… Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fan favourite Raphael Rowe is back to talk about the brand new series of his Netflix show, ‘World’s Toughest Prisons’. He’s telling us what it was really like to spend time behind bars under some of the harshest circumstances on the planet, including torturous levels of confinement, prison killings and intimidating career criminals. He’s also giving us more of an insight into his own life in prison (for a crime he didn’t commit), including the food he received, playing prison football and his first fight. If you haven’t listened to our first episode with Raphael, we recommend you go and listen to that first to hear his fascinating backstory. TW: Please be aware this episode contains a conversation about rape. Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today, it’s Robbie and Stevie’s turn to design Jack’s dream day! Robbie’s got some raunchy plans involving previous Happy Hour guests who Jack has lusted after and Stevie’s taking this as the perfect opportunity to take the piss out of Jack as much as possible. If you enjoy this episode, make sure you check out other episodes in our ‘dream’ series, including dream holidays and dream restaurants! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jack, Stevie and Alfie are back from a mad few days in Vegas! Jack sent some (accidental) dick pics, Stevie completed Angry Birds (embarrassing) and Alfie had the flight from hell - thanks to Jack. The boys also headed to Gordon’s Ramsay’s restaurant, got mugged off by a stranger in a swimming pool and had a fateful trip to the Grand Canyon! Plus, listen in for a review of Penn & Teller and Jack’s account of a very stressful situation involving Dick & Dom… Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris Eubank Jr is here to discuss his upcoming historic fight against Conor Benn. He’s giving us the low down on his weight loss, why he’s abstaining from sex and how he feels about YouTube boxing! He’s also giving his opinion on just how good KSI and Jake Paul are in the ring. Plus, he’s revealing why his Dad tried to put a halt to his boxing career and he’s telling us about his love of poker! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jay and Romell are back to discuss Jay’s next boxing match, the new Childish drop and to reveal exactly how Jay’s dodgy internet browsing led to the TGFBro account being hacked and all their videos being deleted! We’re also hearing why they were worried about getting prison time after a recent court appearance and Romell’s got an embarrassing story about losing his virginity. PLUS, we’re finding out whether we can expect to see any new videos on the TGFBro channel anytime soon… Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jack, Stevie and Alfie are being put to the test this week as they try to determine whether unusual news stories are real or fake. Did a student sell her virginity to pay for college? Did a gang of teens manage to run a fraudulent police station for months? And did NASA accidentally draw a penis in space? All that and more! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dick and Dom join the boys this week to laugh at some of the best moments from the bungalow! They’re also revealing how they met, sharing their love for Ibiza and divulging why they were discussed in the House of Commons! Stevie’s also putting them to the test with a round of ‘Are You Smarter Than A Ten Year Old’ and they’re sharing the details for their new tour and their DJ gigs! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re back in the den this week as Jack, Robbie and Alfie are investing in more of your inventions! There’s a new way of warding off wasps, an innovation for the booming powdered milk industry (?) and Jack’s talking about the time he made sweet love to his mattress… Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You guys have been getting involved with the show on Twitter and voting for ‘which host is most likely to’. This time we’re finding out who’s most likely to join the circus, who might be unlucky enough to get caught masturbating and who could end up starring in a true crime documentary! Go and find @jaackshappyhour on Twitter to see the full list of polls! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We asked you guys to post your most controversial opinions on our Reddit and you did not disappoint. We’re reacting to some of your beliefs about fat people, Andrew Tate and religion. We’re also discussing whether we think there should be a curfew for men to help keep women safe on the streets and whether drugs should be legalised! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jack and Stevie are catching up with stories from their time at Reading and Robbie’s been true to his word and come to the studio in a skirt this week! As well as recapping the festival, the boys are also diving into more of your ridiculous Reddit confessions… This time there’s somebody who ruined their own wedding, an awkward slip of the tongue, some unrequited love and a wife who has been tampering with her husband’s shower gel in an unusual way… Are they going to be forgiven?! Find out! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re reviving our ‘dream’ series this week as we design our dream theme parks! We’re choosing the name of the park, our mascot, entry fee, slogan, food, rides and more! Expect lots of Mack Bean, a bit of Lotto Lout and more awful suggestions from Stevie. If you haven’t heard our dream holidays and our dream restaurant episodes, make sure to check them out! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hold tight, the BAFTA winning creators of People Just Do Nothing join us this week to discuss all things comedy, acting and music! We’re putting Allan Mustafa and Hugo Chegwin’s friendship to the test, finding out why they don’t like Jared Leto and uncovering exactly what it’s like to go to Post Malone’s house. We’re also finding out how they went from messing around with comedy skits on YouTube to securing their own TV show and we’re receiving an MCing lesson! Insiiiiiiiiide. Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stevie’s been away, so there’s a whole load of stuff for the boys to catch up on! Robbie’s been working out with Alfie, Jack’s been nicking iPads and Stevie’s planning the perfect proposal. There’s also lots of stories from Stevie’s trip to Milan and Jack’s been on a stag do! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Russ Bray is joining us this week for an in-depth interview about his life as the world’s most famous darts referee and caller! He’s telling us what our favourite darts players are really like, how he got his big break in the darts world and he’s giving an honest opinion of Jack’s skill with the arrows. He’s also sharing some fascinating tales of his life outside of darts, from his career in acting to the time he was handcuffed to a terrorist! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we’re entering the Dragons' Dean, as Jack, Robbie and Alfie react and invest in your outrageous invention ideas! There are a load of new, hilarious innovations, including ‘the handjobber’, ‘the bovine vibrational suction straw’, an idea to help people lose weight and a slightly unethical idea for a new type of pub… Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

To mark THREE HUNDRED episodes of Happy Hour, we’re bringing you this bumper episode! We’re reacting to some of our funniest moments, writing messages to our future selves and reminiscing on the humble beginnings of Happy Hour. Stevie’s also got some endearing text messages from when Jack first asked him to do the show, Alfie’s offering up a very special version of ‘All Caught Up Baby’ and Jack’s sharing a heartfelt (slightly offensive) Ode to Happy Hour! Plus, Fi’s making a special appearance in the studio AND we’re hearing from a load of previous guests, including fan favourites like Danny D, Ben Foster and Peter Bleksley! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the boys are going through a load more of your Reddit confessions and deciding who deserves forgiveness. This time, there’s somebody who’s been telling extreme lies to try and get with his housemate, a person who’s accidentally attacked an old person and somebody who had a fatal run in with a goose! Jack’s also sharing his own shocking confession about the time he misunderstood the purpose of a bidet… Make sure you join us on Thursday for our 300th episode special! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're in the studio with Elle Brooke, who's telling us how she went from studying law to making thousands of pounds every single day as an OnlyFans model! She's revealing what cosmetic surgery she's had on her body, some of the strangest requests she's had from fans and which celebrities have been in her DMs! She's also giving us the low down on exactly what happened with Astrid Wett, the future of her boxing career and whether there's anything she wouldn't do in bed! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We asked you guys to give us your most controversial opinions and you absolutely did not disappoint! We’re debating whether we should bring back public executions, whether everyone should be killed when they reach their 80th birthday and whether the Sidemen are even remotely funny. We’re also sharing our opinions on David Attenborough, marriage, Guinness, steak and more! Produced by Katie Baxter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices