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586 - WHAT WILLY COOK 2.0 - Molested In Morocco, Duck Feet Doritos, & He HATED Our Gift To Him!

Nearly a year on from his first appearance, Will Hughes AKA What Willy Cook brings main show vibes and laughs aplenty to the Happy Hour studio. Will chats about his very own festival - A Willy Nice Day - and has a direct message for the person who made a Karen-esque unwarranted complaint. Will tells us about his favourite dishes from his travels around the globe (well, mainly Portugal and New Zealand) and we put his food knowledge to the test as he goes head to head against Jack for a ‘weird foods’ quiz. What are singing hinnies? How would you serve lady fingers? Is headcheese as gross as it sounds? Speaking of gross food, Will tells us all about his experience at a fine dining restaurant abroad and why he’s been eating ice cream made to look like a decapitated duck. Jack and Stevie reveal what happened when they went to Berlin to try the kebab that made Will cry, and get his help to decide on a future jackandstevie.com video. Stevie talking about his childhood leads to Will disclosing how he himself was once molested.. but don’t worry, he keeps it lighthearted! We also give him a gift live on the pod but he HATES it… Listen to #504 for Will’s first Happy Hour appearance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 28, 20251h 21m

585 - FourSkins React To YOUR Assumptions About Us...

Dear viewers, Us FourSkins have come to the realisation that we made a BIG mistake by asking you all to submit your assumptions about us, which we vowed to answer honestly. Yours sincerely, Stinky Steve, Shit Balls and Electric Head Boy (and Robbie) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 25, 20251h 10m

584 - ADAM RADCLIFFE - EXCLUSIVE First Podcast After Rowing From NYC to UK!

Only 5 days ago Adam Radcliffe from Watford, along with 3 crew mates, was stepping upon land for the first time in 56 days after joining the elite club of humans to successfully row from New York City to the UK. Nearly 2 months in a tiny row boat with barely enough room for 3 people would have been tough regardless, right? Well try adding storms, whales, 40 degree burning heat and blistering cold nights into the equation too… oh, and the fact there were 4 men… not 3. From the boat completely capsizing on day 9 and the boys being thrown into the Atlantic Ocean below, to encountering numerous Fin whales (the second biggest mammal on Earth), Adam and his fellow adventurers truly experienced it all. Was witnessing green comets lighting up the entire night sky awesome enough to offset the horrific sleeping conditions? Was the wonder of seeing dolphins in the wild beautiful enough to offset 2 months of pooing in buckets? Was breaking an official world rowing record enough to offset the constant laborious 3 hour shift patterns of consistent rowing for 56 days? Adam openly and honestly reveals all. Where do 4 men in the tight confines of a “coffin bed” relieve their… “desires” after weeks of no intimacy? How do you pack enough food into a tiny boat for 4 burly blokes to live off for 56 days? What happens when you encounter an Interstellar like wave that capsizes your boat and all of your belongings a week into a 2-month long mission? What happens when you have to perform DIY medical procedures on each other in the middle of the ocean? A massive congratulations to Adam, Jack, David and Sam from Team United We Conquer on completing a route so dangerous that it actually has a 7% death rate. Jack, Stevie and everybody else at Happy Hour are in awe of your strength and persistence! (Awe may have been a pun…) and thank you to Adam personally for choosing our podcast to be the first time you tell your story! You guys can still donate and add to the £100,000 already raised for the Heads Up charity (a UK-based organization focused on mental health support for the armed forces community) here: https://www.justgiving.com/page/tuwc?fbclid=PARlRTSAMSyHdleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABp6pmD-OgIz2WL_8Opp1NjHWZFkcPoMampVm1LKoqeOtUxGgboCdFzRt57ZSh_aem_jGEijFgidawUvfhQoap3-w You can also follow Adam’s journey (and inevitable next mission) on his socials down below. https://www.instagram.com/adamradclifts https://youtube.com/@adamradcliffe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 21, 20251h 49m

583 - Is It Weird To...?

Crushing on cartoon characters, wearing sleepwear in supermarkets and people watching in public. This week, the boys dive into oddly specific scenarios that we all wonder about but are too scared to ask. From solo cinema trips to sleeping naked, it's time to ask the ultimate question: is it weird? Is intervening in public arguments heroic or just nosy? What’s the etiquette around telling someone they’ve gained weight? What about switching up the side of the bed you sleep on? They also weigh in on the acceptability of drinking a cup of tea outside, Googling yourself, and popping someone else’s spots. Jaack is weirdly okay with a few things the others aren’t too sure about… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 18, 20251h 7m

582 - STEVE BRACKNALL - Ranking Football YouTubers, Brutally Rating PRIME, & Debating Utter Woke Nonsense!

Today we are joined by one of football’s most iconic managers. A visionary maestro. An architect of the beautiful game. Steve Bracknall. Assistant manager of Royal Oak FC. Move over Holloway, move over Warnock. You were both great on Happy Hour in years gone by, but this is Bracknall’s time to bathe in the glorious sunshine (which may or may not just be the reflection from bright yellow virgin table). Steve picks his greatest ever football manager, from Pep, to Klopp, to Fergie, to Wilder. He gives his expert opinion on which online content creator is truly the best footballer (spoiler, he doesn’t pick ChrisMD, Miniminter or AngryGinge) as well as sharing stories about rubbing shoulders with the likes of Noel Gallagher and Phil Foden. The boys also get the definitive answers on a few of football’s most ‘utter woke nonsense’ moments. Is it utter woke nonsense to not step on the home team’s crest? Is it utter woke nonsense to actually keep VAR? Is it utter woke nonsense for a player to not celebrate a goal against a former team? Steve doesn’t shy away from any of football’s hardest questions. That’s why he is OUR gaffer… or assistant gaffer, at least. Also, in what is almost definitely in one of Happy Hour’s best moments of 2025, Bracknall tries KSI’s Prime drink for the first time live on the podcast… and gives a brutally honest review. Grab tour tickets to see Steve Bracknall live HERE - https://www.tegeurope.com/events/steve-bracknall-live-gen-sale/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 14, 20251h 12m

581 - Robbie Is Hiring Hookers, Jaack’s New Dog Dilemma, & Stevie’s Deformed Skull… (All Caught Up!)

In this bumper ACU, we hear about Robbie’s pub crawl in Harrods and Sensei Pigwidgeon gives us a karate update. Jaack has been trying to boost his coolness rating by torturing himself at his own house party but it all ended in (literal) tears. There’s a bit of road rage involving Stevie and train rage involving Robbie. Jaack is planning to get a puppy but has to call up his Nan live on the pod to ask one vital question. Robbie divulges the cunning plan his family are formulating to kidnap a famous local pet. Stevie shares how he discovered that he has a deformed skull. Jaack tells us all about his recent trip to Vegas, the randomer he befriended and what he got up to when he hung out with the world’s 4th best poker player. Oh and you’ll never guess who he saw drunkenly stumbling down the strip… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 11, 20251h 22m

580 - EXAMPLE V - Masked Singer Secrets, Visiting Chernobyl, & Settling The Alfie Beef…

Music legend and bloody good mate Example makes Happy Hour history as he graces the studio for a FIFTH time. Since his last appearance two years ago, he’s had a new baby, a bunch of new tattoos, and a host of new stories. He pops by to chat all things Masked Singer and we had NO IDEA of the insane level of secrecy surrounding keeping the celeb’s identity hidden while taking part in the show. Example reveals the whole process, the weird costume ideas he was offered, and the contestant who stormed off stage. We ask him to blind rank festivals he’s performed at, and he has a bone to pick with Reading and Leeds. There’s travel chat, but not your conventional destinations - anyone for some radiation poisoning in Chernobyl? Watch to find out the promise he makes to the boys regarding a tattoo. We also couldn’t let him leave without settling the beef once and for all… does he hate Alfie Indra for asking about his foreskin? Check out #088, #219, #290 and #382 for Example’s previous episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 7, 20251h 6m

579 - ARGUMENTAL IV - Who Do YOU Agree With?

Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been randomly allocated a side to fight for, that doesn't necessarily align with our own personal values! Robbie reckons the royal family are rubbish, Stevie thinks trigger warnings are silly, Alfie is arguing for over whether people who drink alcohol are boring, and Jaack is adamant that influencing IS a proper job. Robbie also has a really good reason as to why the world should stop having children... PLUS we get a long awaited update on the Etsy witch curse and whether Alfie pissed himself on his stag do. If you enjoyed this, check out #404, #443 and #447 for our previous argumental episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 4, 20251h 23m

578 - TIM OLIVER - David Brent Impersonator on Viral Fame, Worst Gigs, & Being Ricky Gervais’ Hollywood Body Double!

We’re sitting down with Tim Oliver, the world’s most renowned David Brent lookalike, whose uncanny resemblance to Ricky Gervais’ iconic character from The Office has made him a fan favourite on social media, at stag dos, and even on screen. We dive into Tim’s journey - from first realising his striking similarity to Brent, to turning that into a unique career. Tim shares the challenges of playing such a cringingly beloved character, what his wife and children think of his unconventional job, and the WORST gig he’s ever been booked for (which involves a deceased person…) Tim tells us about the time he met Ricky himself, and what Ricky thinks of having a copycat! Plus what it was like to be Ricky’s body double for the Muppets movie, and the huge mistake he made on a Hollywood set. Whether you’re a die-hard fan of The Office and want to learn some Brent-isms, or just fascinated by the world of professional impersonators, give this ep a go! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 31, 20251h 17m

577 - The Sexiest Urban Legends Ever?! (Urban Legends World Cup!)

Following on from the Lionesses incredible Euros victory, Stevie has decided to create his very own tournament - The World Cup Of Urban Legends! He’s found 16 urby legs from different countries and is using a randomised wheel to decide which 6 are going head to head in the first instalment, but he’s accidentally drawn all the sexy ones… There’s a seductive sadist teacher in red heels, a hot hybrid creature with a whip for a tail, and a beautiful blonde Brazilian who haunts bathrooms. Oh and something horrifying called “necropants”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 28, 20251h 35m

576 - WINDOW KID - Lifetime Ban From Jet2, Mashtag Brady Mayhem, & Sobriety After Addiction and Alcoholism

Rapper, MC and viral sensation Greg AKA Window Kid needs to be on your radar. He sets the record straight about the origin of his stage name, chats incorporating humour in his lyrics, and shares what chaotic pal Mashtag Brady is actually like off camera. From being kicked out of school (Stevie was horrified at the reason, Jaack didn’t think it was too bad), to earning himself a lifetime ban from Jet2 airlines, Window Kid dives into the unpredictable path that took him from troublemaker to touring the UK. Greg gets brutally honest about his struggles with alcoholism and drugs, and the hospitalisation that forced him to rethink everything. After peeing blood and being diagnosed with life-threatening pancreatitis, he’s now one year sober and shares how addiction has permanently changed his life. We also play a game “Fill In The Blank” with his bizarre old tweets, learn some Nottingham lingo, and FaceTime a taxi driver who once gave him a lift years ago. It’s also the second time that a guest has walked out of the studio, but unlike the PieFace prank on Stevie, this time it’s something that Jaack said… The pre-sale tickets for Window Kid’s UK tour has completely sold out, but join the waiting list for general sale ticket launch on Friday! www.windowkid.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 24, 20251h 25m

575 - MORAL DILEMMAS 5 - Organ Harvesting, NSFW Cosplay, & Tattoo Tribute Typos!

Jaack, Stevie and Alfie sit down to mull over more chaotic moral dilemmas - some submitted by our audience, some found online, and a couple submitted by Jaack's mates. Five dying geniuses need organs. One healthy man is a perfect match. Should the doctor secretly sacrifice him to save the five? A man has made a right pig’s ear out of looking after his girlfriend’s pets and her dropped guinea pig now walks in circles, but his girlfriend thinks it’s a cute trick. Should he tell the truth before she uploads it to YouTube? Someone sold a prized football collectable card to their best mate, only to later discover it might be a fake… Plus a misspelled tattoo tribute that might ruin a wedding anniversary, and a cosplayer sparks chaos when they post spicy pics of their costume in the group chat. Check out episodes #132, #201, #451 and #501 for more moral dilemmas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 21, 20251h 3m

574 - ITALIAN BACH - Drug Dealing At School, Degree In Astrophysics, & His Obsession With Rose Toys...

For our first guest episode in a long while, we sit down with ItalianBach AKA 24 year old Isaac who has over 2.8 million followers on Tik Tok and nearly a million on YouTube. After posting online for 15+ years, he’s built up a selection of tips for online success that he shares with us today. He also shares his (bleeding) love for Leona Lewis, his obsession with rose sex toys, and the real reason he grew a mullet before they were back in style. We hear about the sitcom he’s currently writing and, since he wants to get into acting, we put his skills to the test with one of Jaack’s bizarre scripts live on the pod with no prep! Not only is Isaac a content creator, but he also has a degree in astrophysics so of course we test his knowledge with a ‘true or false’ quiz that includes some weird answers that Jaack has made up. What’s the Goldilocks zone? How do we decide star names? Where is the Kármán line? Truly multifaceted, Isaac is possibly the smartest content creator we've hosted on the pod. And the only one to openly admit to drug dealing... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 17, 20251h 23m

573 - Everybody Has A Price Part 4 - Listener Edition! (Sweat Drinking, Queue Jumping, & Confessing To MURDER)

It’s been over two years since we’ve done an ‘Everybody Has A Price’! Jaack, Stevie and Alfie are once again naming their price to do some unpleasant tasks that were submitted to our subreddit. Drinking sweat, queue jumping, giving up football, and living with flies constantly buzzing around your head. How much to spend the next year constantly feeling like you have to sneeze? How much to knock on your neighbour’s door at 3am and confess to a murder that didn’t happen? How much to release the infamous, full length purge episode… Check out #236 for part 1, #287 for part 2, and #368 for part 3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 14, 20251h 16m

572 - Planning Stevie's DREAM Birthday!

It's Stevie's- sorry STEVE's birthday tomorrow and instead of giving him free will to do whatever he likes to celebrate it, we're choosing for him. Jaack and Robbie have been individually planning his dream birthday and are pitching their ideas to Stevie. With the party attendees, cake design, birthday presents, special guests, birthday song as well as the schedule for the big day, there's plenty to plan... We’re kicking off the ep with a MEGA ALL CAUGHT UP with stories from Robbie’s bleak trip to Mexico, and the themed part of the episode starts at 36:50. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 10, 20251h 24m

571 - Sparring Seven Year Olds, Soggy Sinks, & Stevie's Sports Day Shenanigans! (All Caught Up)

Robbie has been fighting children, Stevie has been fighting parents, and Jaack has been fighting his bathroom sink - we’re back from our break with an All Caught Up! Stevie has found the biggest c**t in the world at his kid’s sports day… and for once, it wasn’t himself. Jaack befriended an 80 year old man in a gym changing room. Speaking of old men, Robbie is potentially experiencing a mid-life crisis but we’re not sure if we should be worried or impressed by his new hobby? Jaack reveals how a handful of pennies brought him to tears. Plus Jaack and Stevie show off their brand new matching tattoos, but Robbie points out their horrendous double meaning… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 7, 20251h 10m

570 - World's WORST Inventions Part 2 (Radioactive Milk, Firework Chairs, & Bomberanians!)

Welcome back to the learning pod. Get ready to absorb ALL the knowledge. Stevie has brought another batch of creations from throughout history, and it’s up to Jaack and Robbie to decide whether they’re strokes of genius, or deeply cursed. We learn why it’s probably not very smart to drink radioactive medicine. We hear about how a bloke from the 14th century tried to get to the moon. And we discover the device that will revolutionise your baby’s mealtimes. There’s a solution (that might save lives but ruin yours) to stop people setting off fire alarms as a prank, and a creation so terrible it was discontinued before it even launched. There’s also aquatic animals with wheels, hands-free guns, dog soldiers, and stationary for space. Check out #566 for Part 1! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 23, 20251h 17m

569 - FourSkins ‘Who’s Most Likely To?’ (Fake Their Death, Join A Cult, & End Up In Prison)

What’s better than a double main show week? A double FOURSKINS main show week! We posted 21 polls to Twitter and asked our audience to vote on which of the four hosts is ‘most likely to’ for each scenario. We have a lot to say about the final results… Who’s most likely to: break a world record, clap when the plane lands, give a great lap dance, fall for an online scam, forget their best friend’s birthday, and more. If you enjoyed this style of episode, check out #210, #240 and #308 for our previous ‘who’s most likely to’ style episodes. Follow us @jaackshappyhour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 19, 20251h 23m

568 - FourSkins Big Fat Summer Pub Quiz!

Sun’s out, pints are cold, and it truly is “Happy Hour” in the pub as the FourSkins are back for another summer quiz! The boys are donning their shit shirts (Robbie picked out a regular shirt from his wardrobe) and locking horns over nine quiz rounds. Jaack is taking his role of quiz master very seriously, Alfie is outed as a fake fan of a famous film franchise, and Robbie has some very juicy gossip about Harry Styles. There is also a CHEAT among us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 16, 20251h 27m

567 - STEVO THE MADMAN - Ball Waxing, Accidental Face Tattoos, & Snapchat Stardom!

Today on the show, we welcome the one and only StevoTheMadMan - ex-pro footballer turned grime music producer turned Snapchat king! If you’ve ever laughed at a chaotic family video, seen a man pierce his belly button to teach a parenting lesson, or watched someone wax the skin off their balls for content… it was probably Stevo. We dive deep into the unlikely path that led him down his varied career. Stevo chats behind-the-scenes West Ham stories, his accidental face tattoo, and his break-up with long term partner Emma. Stevo also shares how he had a near miss with a gun, and why he fed Chris Eubank Sr his first ever KFC! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 12, 20251h 24m

566 - The World’s WORST Inventions! (Baby Mops, Self-Destruct Cars & A Creation That KILLED Its Inventor)

Human creativity has no limits, but maybe sometimes it should have. In a new series, Stevie has found a collection of unique inventions from throughout history and it’s up to Jaack and Robbie to decide which are deemed good or bad. There’s a device to help people tackle their bad eating habits, but it accidentally doubles as something else. We hear about a car that unexpectedly self destructs, a robot to assist hungry marathon runners and an invention that tragically killed its creator. Plus clothes that double as cleaners, cutlery that electrocutes you and cages for children. You’ve heard of the Happy Hour Hall Of Fame, now it’s time for the Hall of Shame, filled with bad ideas with even worse execution… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 9, 20251h 15m

565 - CLICKWRIGHT - Car Boot KING Earns His Fortune Reselling People’s Junk!

Car boot sales. Charity shop shelves. Lynx Africa gift sets. For most people, it’s junk. For Josh Wright AKA ClickWright - it’s gold. He’s an expert in turning trash to cash and has amassed a staggering number of followers because of his unconventional job as a full time reseller. From the very first sale that got him started down the path of flipping, to growing his following to half a million, Josh breaks down exactly how he built a reselling empire from a side hustle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 5, 20251h 52m

564 - Jaack And Stevie Reveal Their SECRET Project! (Annual Q&A)

Welcome to the 2025 edition of the annual Jaack and Stevie Q&A where the boys are here to dish some brutally honest answers to your questions! We reveal the reason we don’t call guests out on their controversial past during their interview, the closest we’ve been to quitting the podcast, and what we’re planning to release after Robbie has died… Why can’t we cover topical news stories? What’s the future of Stevie’s Urban Legends segment? Studio rebrands? Retirement plans? Another tour? Jaack has a scathing call out for not just one, not just two, but THREE people in this episode. PLUS after weeks of teasers, the boys can finally reveal what their secret project is! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 2, 20251h 53m

563 - FOOD REVIEW CLUB - Best Bites and Worst Meals from 5,000 Takeaways, & Responding To The SCAM Allegations!

One Man. 5,000 Takeaways. Zero Salads. It’s a strange business model but Matt - creator of Food Review Club - has managed to make it his livelihood due to his genuine passion for speaking about food. The brutally honest takeaway taster has spent the last 7 years travelling the globe in search of hidden gems and shares with us the few places he’s ever dared to rate a full 10. Matt reveals where the best pizza, fish and chips, sandwich and burger are in the UK, as well as some must-visit London eats. He designs his dream fast food combo, and we cover viral food trends like Spudman, Binley Mega Chippy and Dubai chocolate. Did he like Salt Bae’s steak? What about food from Jeremy Clarkson’s farm? And how would he rate Wetherspoons food? Matt tells us why a Norwich eatery had to close down after he visited, why Dave Portnoy might hate him and the worst place he’s ever reviewed whose food he describes as nearly inedible! Matt also shares his honest opinion on fellow food reviewers BlueVanMan and Gary Eats (who gave Matt a scathing review). And after RateMyTakeaway recently called him out, he also addresses the claims he has scammed his viewers by charging establishments for reviews, and the backlash from his leaked voice note. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 29, 20251h 13m

562 - Witch Curses, Wheelbarrow S*x & Staging a Murder… Reacting To More Listener Confessions!

The boys are donning their metaphorical priest hats and inviting the listeners to step into the confessional booth and share their deepest and darkest sins. From unconventional celebrity crushes, to gay animals, to eating toenails, to bizarre role playing… will forgiveness be granted? Is it okay for a personal trainer to deny their steroid use? Which footballer was caught stealing from a hardware store? Is Jaack starting an Only Fans? Plus Stevie reveals how he accidentally got his 8 year old son into crack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 26, 20251h 15m

561 - GRACE NEUTRAL - Body Modification, Tattooed Eyeballs, EATING Your Own Skin, & Dick Splitting!

Tattoo artist and body mod icon Grace Neutral sits down for a brutally honest deep dive into the world of extreme body modification. Spending her childhood training as a ballerina, her life drastically changed direction after discovering the punk scene. Grace talks us through her own body mod procedures - none of which are actually legal - from a split tongue, to pixie ears, to tattooed eyeballs, to a removed belly button. Grace delves into how kink and mental illness have an impact on people seeking out body modifications. She shares which of her mods she regrets, and her family’s opinion on her transformation. We get into her early days as a piercer, the sketchy ethics of underground modding, and how deeply misogynistic tattoo shop culture can be. We learn about an 107 year old tattoo artist, and the man whose mods are too extreme even for Grace! We also learn about sounding, scarification, and what it’s like to eat your own skin… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 22, 20252h 9m

560 - Robbie's Dead :-(

Shenanigans is shenani-gone. The wolf went hungry, and starved to death. Someone ripped his f*cking arms off. Robbie has died of old age (just kidding, but he is really old). In this episode, Jaack and Stevie are planning Robbie's 'dream' funeral. From the entrance song, to the dress code, to surprise guests, to the food and music choices at the wake, the boys have complete free rein and Robbie has to choose which option he would prefer for his final send-off. What does his coffin look like? What should his gravestone say? And most importantly... how did he die?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 19, 20251h 14m

559 - THE KOOKS - Rolling Stone Diss, Misheard Lyrics, & Kicked Out Of Their OWN Gig!

This week, Jaack and Stevie are joined by the band that defined their teenage years - The Kooks! Luke Pritchard and Hugh Harris talk us through their early days at BRIT school, getting signed by Virgin Records at just 16 years old (too young to legally sign a contract!), and dealing with the fame that came practically overnight. With no plans to even be a singer, Luke tells us which songs were unexpected viral hits, why he was kicked out of his own gig, and what happens when Rolling Stone gives your debut album a scathing review… Hugh shares the absolutely ridiculous band name suggestion that was turned down, why he wasn’t a fan of their huge hit ‘Naive’, and the unconventional place he chose to write the new album. The boys reveal their pre-show rituals, mad rider demands, and the most rock-and-roll thing they’ve ever done. There’s also a UFO sighting and a ghostly encounter thrown in. Ooh la! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 15, 20251h 18m

558 - New Pope Just Dropped, Shout Out Lettuce Wedge, & The UK's BEST KEPT Secret Town! (All Caught Up!)

Holy smokes batman, a new pope just dropped so we’re getting topical and learning all about the intimate ins and outs of how it all works, and uncovering what the pope candidates are actually getting up to inside the church walls… Stevie had an eventful trip away where he unknowingly embarked on a haunted hike AND got bullied by a Welsh shopkeeper. Robbie’s been smashing the gear and drunkenly booking international trips. Jaack has unlocked some impressive pool skills as he took on Andy Goldstein in a high-stakes match. He’s also discovered what is possibly the greatest town in the UK AND the greatest restaurant side dish. Plus Jaack has some huge personal news to share so stick around until the end of the episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 12, 20251h 16m

557 - Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals 4! (Sleep Running, Fast Summing, & Triple Plumbing)

The boys are back with a fourth instalment of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals, diving into a fresh batch of unbelievable humans hoping to fill some more spaces indra book. From an athlete who runs marathons in his sleep (no, not Jaack), to a mental calculator (no, not Stevie), to a guy with majorly wacky height issues (don’t you dare). There’s genuine biological superpowers that could give Hardest Geezer a run for his money, a historical figure with an extremely unfortunate name, and a one-in-a-million medical oddity that was only discovered post mortem… Check out #411, #461 and #488 for the previous instalments of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 8, 20251h 11m

556 - DOMINIC MILTON TROTT - Meet The Man Who Has Tried 182 Different Drugs (PART 2)

Check out episode #555 for part 1 of this interview. Dominic Milton Trott isn’t your stereotypical drug taker, but having self-administered 182 different drugs, he is without a doubt the most experienced. Author of ‘The Drug User’s Bible’, Dominic has turned his substance taking adventures into a mission to promote safety and knowledge. The Drug Users Bible: https://www.drugusersbible.com PDF Download Page: https://www.drugusersbible.com/2018/01/pdf.html Drug Tourism: https://www.drugtourism.org Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/DMTrott/ BlueSky: https://dmtrott.bsky.social Twitter: https://x.com/DrugUsersBible Substack: https://dmtrott.substack.com Quora: https://www.quora.com/profile/Dominic-Milton-Trott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 5, 20251h 33m

555 - DOMINIC MILTON TROTT - Meet The Man Who Has Tried 182 Different Drugs (PART 1)

Dominic Milton Trott isn’t your stereotypical drug taker but having self-administered 182 different substances, he is, without a doubt, one of the most experienced. As the author of The Drug User’s Bible, Dominic has turned his substance-taking adventures into a mission to promote safety and knowledge. In Part 1 of his interview, we discover how a well-spoken computer nerd made his fortune and first dabbled in drugs. We learn what a psychonaut is, how to access the dark web, ways to ensure your drug purchase is safe, and tricks to get yourself out of a bad trip. Dominic shares which common kitchen-cupboard substance can produce an intense high, how a milkshake once triggered a bad trip, and the one drug he would NEVER touch again. He also tells us about his decade-long project: a book that chronicles his personal drug experiments—from ayahuasca to DMT to spice. And we hear what his wife thinks of his drug-fuelled escapades, and how a flight back from Colombia landed him in a spot of trouble… The Drug Users Bible: https://www.drugusersbible.com PDF Download Page: https://www.drugusersbible.com/2018/01/pdf.html Drug Tourism: https://www.drugtourism.org Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/DMTrott/ BlueSky: https://dmtrott.bsky.social Twitter: https://x.com/DrugUsersBible Substack: https://dmtrott.substack.com Quora: https://www.quora.com/profile/Dominic-Milton-Trott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 1, 20251h 17m

554 - Debating YOUR Unpopular Opinions...

Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are debating YOUR unpopular opinions, from beer to bedtimes to baked beans. Are streaming services one big scam? Have Nando’s lost the plot on pricing? Are Marvel movies missing the mark? The boys are discussing if it’s ever okay to share hygiene products with strangers, whether straight men can watch RuPaul’s Drag Race, and if crisps are the most cursed food going. Plus Oasis, running, and pasta get passionately defended. If you enjoyed this, check out episode #410 - Debating Your Controversial Opinions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 28, 20251h 19m

553 - ‘Would You Lie To Me?’ with Special Guest ANDY GOLDSTEIN!

It’s Andy Goldstein’s second appearance in the Happy Hour studio - and this time he’s going head to head with Stevie in a game of “Would You Lie To Me?”. With his luscious locks and quick wit, this is Stevie’s toughest opponent to date as he has to decipher whether Andy’s stories are true or lies. Did Liam Gallagher interrupt his summer barbecue? Did a controversial on-air prank lead to him getting a Guinness World Record? Did he once turn down a date with a Hollywood actress? Did a famous footballer give him a bespoke nickname? Plus, we ask him to rate his fellow talkSPORT hosts from best to worst, he gives us an exclusive of a new product he’s about to launch, and Andy and Jaack speak about their upcoming sporting challenge involving PieFace and an INSANE bet. If you enjoyed this, check out episodes #239, #382, #409, #428, and #430 for more ‘Would You Lie To Me?’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 24, 20251h 37m

552 - INSANE Facts That Will Blow Your Pathetic Brains!

Stevie has sprung a surprise quiz on Jaack and Alfie after learning some new trivia! He has a bunch of wild facts (and a few fibs) to test their knowledge and blow their tiny minds. Do redheads require more anaesthetic? Can flamingos deliver mail in Miami? Do sausages make good lifejackets? Is it impossible to deafen a chicken? The boys battle it out for fact supremacy while going off on the usual chaotic tangents. Play along and prove that you have a few more brain cells than Jaack! If you like learning fun (and slightly useless) facts then check out episode #539 - Jaack’s Facts! (Slug Secrets, eBay Oddities, & Cereal Surprises) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 21, 20251h 26m

551 - JAMIE HUTCHINSON - How He: Nearly Killed Someone, Got Fired For W*nking, & Was Rejected By Pot Noodle!

We’re joined by highly requested chaotic comedian Jamie Hutchinson, in an episode that covers everything from his weird solo hobbies, to his horse racing obsession, to the unconventional way he deals with hecklers. He temporarily became the fastest human on the planet, has beef with the producers of a famous TV show, and once breastfed a guy on stage. We find out why he completely rebranded himself as "Hutchy" in Year 5, and why his family fell out over a nose job. He confesses how he nearly killed a young girl, and all the chance encounters that led him to unexpectedly finding love, including having his heart broken in a soft play… We also test his knowledge of Manchester slang, and force him to react to his own hate comments! There’s fake darts tournaments, fruit-based business pitches, Football Manager chat, and the age-old question: how many 6-year-olds could Jamie fight at once? It’s wild, it’s unhinged, it’s Hutchy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 17, 20251h 34m

550 - What Grinds Your Gears?

Pet peeves. Bugbears. Irritating things that grind your gears. We all have at least one — and this week, the boys are airing them all out. From cyclists who play by their own rules (Cycling Mikey), to people who wear Crocs in public (Angry Ginge), to when someone inspects your phone pics like a forensic analyst (Jaack’s Nan). Instagram models, urinal etiquette, rude road users, ATM annoyances, salad tits, and the eternal question of where Jaack’s balls go when he’s on the toilet. Plus public transport, pet names, and the terrifying pubic consequences of period pad wings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 14, 20251h 18m

549 - AM I THE ASSHOLE ft. Hardest Geezer (Coffee Shop Karens, Borrowed Baths & Unwanted In-Laws)

Russ Cook - AKA The Hardest Geezer - graces the studio for his hat trick ball, and he’s definitely more alert than when we last saw him after completing his run across the length of Africa! Russ weighs in on some “Am I The Asshole” scenarios and he provides some much needed tough love. There’s a creative way to get revenge on some coffee shop Karens, a bizarre reason for not respecting your partner’s grandparents, and an awkward love triangle involving family members. We hear about a girlfriend who ruined Christmas, but were her actions justified? How about sabotaging a sporting challenge, just because your friend was overly confident? And there’s a woman who had to take drastic action against her mother-in-law outstaying her welcome… Russ also responds to accusations that he cheated his way through his Africa challenge, and reacts to Jamie Laing’s ultra marathon feat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 10, 20251h 10m

548 - Overrated vs Underrated II

Following on from episode #546, we’re spinning the wheel of 1,000 random things and deciding whether they’re considered truly overrated or unfairly underrated. From pizza to Pokémon, from skinny jeans to the Sidemen Charity Match, from weddings to winter… nothing is safe from debate. Let us know if you want us to continue with this series! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 7, 20251h 8m

547 - LUKE TARRANT - Adventurer Turned Amputee On The Mysterious Accident That Lost Him His Leg

After waking up in a Columbian hospital following a mysterious accident, battling life threatening injuries and an imminent leg amputation, Luke Tarrant had a million questions. Is this a real hospital? Could social media save his leg? What actually happened? But the answers would have to wait as things took a turn for the worse with sepsis beginning to set in… Despite the unlucky chain of events, the incredibly optimistic Luke still refers to himself as ‘lucky’. Luke’s sheer determination and beautiful outlook on life is not only inspirational, but humorous and self deprecating. Jaack and Stevie ask Luke questions they would normally be too scared to ask a recent amputee. What does phantom pain feel like? What are the benefits of having one leg? Where did your amputated limb end up? Luke doesn’t shy away from a single question. Happy Hour Life Stories are back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 3, 20251h 51m

546 - Overrated vs Underrated I

Inspired by a controversial magazine article from the 90s, Jaack has created a new series which he has creatively called “Overrated Or Underrated”. The boys have to debate whether a number of random things are considered - you guessed it - overrated or underrated. From mullets to McDonalds, from steak to sex, from the Eiffel Tower to eggs. No musician, city or food is safe from debate. Are they truly overrated or unfairly underrated? Plus Stevie’s been stabbed in the head, Robbie has beef with someone throwing shade on his Barcelona marathon efforts, and Jaack is considering some major cosmetic surgery… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 31, 20251h 17m

545 - How Jaack Joined Mexico’s Mafia, Almost Caused A Plane Crash, & Discovered A Drug Habit! (A Canadian All Caught Up)

Visit Niagara Falls? Check. Try some poutine? Check. Ruin several people’s lives? Triple check. Jaack’s recent trip to Toronto wasn’t quite the smooth sailing Canadian adventure he’d envisioned… From nearly getting a waitress fired, to uncovering a secret drug habit, to almost killing an entire plane full of people, Jaack never fails to get himself in sticky situations. He dodged death while exploring the wilderness, took a medieval jousting tournament way too seriously, and majorly embarrassed himself at a poker game. He also unintentionally joined a cartel while searching for a corner shop. I WISH that was a joke… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 27, 20251h 31m

544 - Stevie's Got Tits

During our brief break from posting, every part of Stevie’s body has fallen apart. From his bleeding hands, to his overactive breast tissue, to a mysterious rash that got him genuinely interrogated by his doctor. We have a pressing question about pissing on pubic hairs in public toilets. Speaking of, Jaack admits what he does in public loos in the hopes that his cubicle neighbours will hear it. Alfie shares how his sold out gig went, and interrogates Stevie on why he didn't show up. Is it okay to go to Disneyland alone? Stevie shares his incredibly bleak trip to the happiest place on Earth, and we debate the ethics of solo theme park visits. Jaack got into trouble by kicking a disabled woman out of her mobility scooter (yep, you read that right), and Alfie takes a huge leap of faith out of his comfort zone (see what we did there?) by auditioning for an acting role… but why did he strip off in front of the casting directors? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 24, 20251h 5m

543 - Hypothetical Questions! (How Much Would You Sell 1 Year Of Your Life For?)

For some strange reason, there are people around the world who consider Jaack, Stevie, and Robbie to be beacons of morality. Other people—the ones with actual brain cells—realise that this is stupid. This episode is catered towards the first group of people. We’ve found some hypothetical moral dilemmas, and the boys are debating what they would do in those scenarios! How rich would you be if the only way to earn money was by carrying out acts of kindness? Which member of the Happy Hour team would you sacrifice overboard to save yourself from a sinking boat? What would you do if you realised you were living in a simulation and had the power to shut it down? Which 100 humans would you choose to send to live on another planet if Earth becomes uninhabitable? How much would you sell a year of your life for? Organ transplants, seeing the future, death drugs, human sacrifices, and granting immortality also feature in this episode! If you enjoyed this, check out #039, #224, #275, and #426 for more hypothetical question episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 3, 20251h 7m

542 - ARTHUR HILL - Cinema Ghosts, Best Hate Comments, & In Bed With James Blunt!

In this episode, we’re joined by Arthur Hill – musician, TikTok star, and master of mustaches. We cover how band Queen played a part in Arthur realising he had a singing career ahead of him, and how he went from randomly bumping into James Blunt in a pub, to waking up in bed next to him! Speaking of celebs, there’s an insanely awkward Tom Grennan interaction… No stranger to being in front of a crowd, we cover Arthur’s love of stand up and performing music, which was kickstarted in the most bizarre way. He shares how he’s learnt the hard way about the disasters that can happen on stage! We of course chat about Arthur’s rise to TikTok fame, which started when a controversial dinner table video went viral. Plus, the one item he splashed £400 on and the New Year’s resolution he broke after just 5 days. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 27, 20251h 14m

541 - Stolen Shoes, Inappropriate Strippers, & Trying New Sports… A Very Robbie Knox ‘All Caught Up’!

ROBBIE’S BACK! He didn’t die, he just went on lots of holidays. But he’s back in the studio and ready to tell us all about his jet setting adventures. He had a very expensive hospital trip in New York, has been hanging out with multiple sexy French men, and tried out a new sport that genuinely put his life in danger. Robbie explains why he stripped down into his underwear in front of a woman he met 10 minutes prior, and why his boozy trip to Belgium with BambinoBecky was a monumental fail. It’s not all Robbie Knox though, as we find out why Stevie is a certified bad boy now, and how Jaack’s 10 year anniversary date ended in disaster… Sit back in a hammock for your bum and enjoy this 90 minute long All Caught Up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 24, 20251h 31m

540 - MO FARAH - 4x Olympic Gold Medalist Who Conquered More Than Just the Finish Line

In a Happy Hour FIRST, we have a Sir gracing the studio in Olympic athlete Mo Farah! From being unable to speak English and in the bottom sets in school, to winning four Olympic gold medals and smashing world records, Mo is one beast of a human being. You’ll hear about his first Olympic win, the thrill of winning the double in back-to-back Olympics, and the rollercoaster of emotions behind his iconic victories. We chat through his intense training routine, his hatred for socks and the reason he never counts calories. Plus marathon training secrets, motivation tricks and how he’s “hacked” his treadmill. Mo reacts to Jaack’s running statistics, and also officially settles the infamous Happy Hour debate of whether it counts as a marathon if it is run on a treadmill… There’s also Soccer Aid chat, his rivalry with Usain Bolt and being knighted by the Queen! Check out Mo’s YouTube channel for his ‘Run With Mo’ series - www.youtube.com/@MoFarah Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 20, 20251h 15m

539 - Jaack’s Facts! (Slug Secrets, eBay Oddities, & Cereal Surprises)

Have you ever looked at a slug and wondered how long it would take it to travel a mile? Ever been browsing eBay and been curious to know what would happen if you put your entire life on auction? Have you ever been enjoying a morning bowl of Coco Pops and pondered what the first ever cereal box toy was? Well wonder no more as Jaack has “researched the shit out of three topics” (his words) and it’s time for Stevie and Alfie to be schooled. Slug sex, chicken nugget challenges, pocket-sized planets, sacred sandwiches and a MrBeast conspiracy feature in this intellectual episode. We discover that one of the boys commits a major cereal faux pas, we find out the horrifying reason Cornflakes were originally invented, and we learn exactly how much Stevie and Alfie are worth as humans using a very scientific method… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 17, 20251h 33m

538 - THE LOVE DOCTORS ft. BambinoBecky! (Naked Nans, Swinger Secrets, & Family Feuds!)

Happy Valentine’s! The (slightly tipsy) love doctors are here to solve your love woes and this time we’re joined by (permanently tipsy) junior doctor BambinoBecky! Jaack has been caught flirting online, Becky has some horrendous advice for a 22 year old virgin, and Stevie has a revelation about his sexuality when the topic turns to pegging! There’s advice for getting back on the dating wagon after being single for a while, dealing with premature ejaculation, and a relationship dilemma involving a car accident that leaves us speechless! We also have a nosy at Becky’s dating profile matches and the famous face that ghosted her… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 13, 20251h 32m

537 - Meet JaackMaate's New Partner!

After 10 years with his fiancée Fiona, Jaack has decided that the love river has dried up and it's time to search elsewhere for a sweetheart. He's opened up applications, though only two guys were brave enough to apply. His secret admirers both have to pitch their dream date to win Jaack's heart, but who will be crowned boyfriend at the end? Will an elaborate proposal using a running app get Jaack's heart racing? Does swapping a romantic dinner for hallucinogens win Jaack's affection? Will the final poetry slam change everything? Sweaty roleplay for starters, meat innuendoes for mains, and drug driving for dessert. These are two potential dates that go from 0 to 100 in no time, and it doesn’t take long before a heated argument kicks off as the potential matches battle it out... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 10, 20251h 11m