
JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
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608 - Shenanigans In South Africa, Stevie Glassed A Woman, & Jaack’s New Dodgy Tattoo (All Caught Up!)
Shenanigans has just returned from a solo trip to South Africa, where he predictably got smashed on wine but also unpredictably found himself in a scrap at a football match. Stevie has been a bit of a rebel by stealing from Tesco, and glassing a woman. He lost all his bad boy aura though when he shows the boys his new medical device… Jaack unveils his new questionable tattoo born from a lost bet. Speaking of tats, Stevie travelled to Peterborough to surprise a viewer and you will be horrified (and slightly aroused) to see her tattoo! Plus, Jaack and Stevie share spooky stories from their visit to the most haunted village in the UK, and tell us about playing football with Roberto Carlos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

607 - HAPPY HOURWEEN 2025 *Horror Movie Theme!*
T'is the season for SPOOKINESS, and what better way to wrap up Happy Hourween than the big boy special? (Or big girl special... or big dog special - whatever you want to call it really!) Each day this week we've dropped a mini spooky episode on your feeds for you greedy goblins to gobble up, so now it's time for the bumper Hourween special! This year, the boys are dressed as iconic horror movie characters and if you've not yet seen the visuals and fancy trying to guess the characters, here are my cryptic clues: If you're not yet SICK of Robbie's scary shenanigans, want more of Jaack's CLOWNING around, and are completely ready for Stevie to pour a shit ton of BEETLE JUICE all over you, then you're in the right place! (Okay, admittedly, I couldn't think of a good clue for Stevie...) This year's Hourween special is bound to make you shit yourselves as Stevie brings back his Two Sentence Horrors (this time, upgrading them to Third Sentence Worse!) Robbie cleans the rust from his keys and unlocks his decrepit Creepy Library infamously known for its child murder themes... although this time, he ensures us there will be absolutely none of that. Jaack brings a real life horror story to the pod, and we finish the episode with a Happy Hour listener's actual terrifying baby monitor footage that led to her calling up the vicar! HAPPY HOURWEEEEEEEN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

606 - HAPPY HOURWEEN IV - My Wife Keeps Peeking At Me
Welcome back to Happy Hourween - five days of chilling tales concluding with a bumper Halloween special. In the final “minisode” before tomorrow’s big finale, Jaack shares arguably one of the internet’s creepiest stories. Ben and Lynn have a normal, healthy marriage. Full of love and contentment… until one day, out of nowhere, Lynn starts peeking at Ben. From around corners, from under the kitchen island, from cupboards, wardrobes… anywhere. This is when everything begins to fall apart - not just their marriage, but Ben’s entire life. If we’re ever going to actually succeed in making you shit your pants, today’s episode may just be the one to do so! (Warning: story may or may not contain mice). Come back tomorrow for our Halloween special! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

605 - HAPPY HOURWEEN III - The Scarecrow Family
Welcome back to Happy Hourween - five days of chilling tales concluding with a bumper Halloween special. In the third instalment, it’s Robbie’s turn to take the mic, and his story will make you think twice before opening Google Earth again. Two friends spend their nights exploring the world from above, scrolling through satellite images of towns and cities just for fun. But when they stumble across a suburban backyard surrounded by an unusually tall hedge, curiosity takes over. Each time they return, something has changed - strange, dark shapes begin to appear. Until one day, the shadows reveal a horrifying truth hidden in plain sight… Come back tomorrow for our final short story before the Halloween special! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

604 - HAPPY HOURWEEN II - Warning! Bears Exist.
Welcome back to Happy Hourween - five days of chilling tales concluding with a bumper Halloween special. Stevie is taking on our second episode of the series with “Warning, Bears Exist”. Being a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service is certainly not a walk in the park (…or…forest). A lot of unexplained and spooky things are found in the wilderness, from stalkers, to staircases. Children are going missing, women are getting brutally murdered, and there are bears EVERYWHERE. There’s also a weird hench baby. Come back tomorrow for Robbie’s terrifying tale! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

603 - HAPPY HOURWEEN I - Forever, A Drug
Welcome to Happy Hourween - five days of chilling tales concluding with a bumper Halloween special. Jaack is kicking the series off with a haunting story called “Forever, A Drug”. Three friends take a mysterious new pill that promises the ultimate trip, and it delivers… for a few hundred lifetimes. Trapped in an infinite Groundhog Day of bad decisions, they spiral into eternal weirdness. But are the endless lives, which are each more horrifying than the last, a dream or a punishment? Come back tomorrow for Stevie's spooky story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

602 - More Sexy Urban Legends! (Urban Legends World Cup)
Welcome back to the World Cup Of Urban Legends! Stevie has found 6 urby legs from different countries and is using a randomised wheel to decide which are going head to head, but he keeps accidentally searching for sexy ones… In today’s matches, a whore spider is competing with a beautiful woman with a thirst for placentas. Fat stealing foreigners are up against a creature that regurgitates its victims. And a lovely Latina lady with a horse’s head is battling a forest fairy with some cracking tits. Listen to #577 for Part 1. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

601 - I COULD MURDER A PODCAST - Virginia McCullough Case, WORST Medieval Torture Methods, & Mr and Mr Game!
It’s been 3 and a half years since Tom and Ben from true crime podcast “I Could Murder A Podcast” graced the Happy Hour studio and we’ve finally got them back on to kickstart our 2025 spooky season! They bring to the table a rundown of the chilling case of Virginia McCullough - a woman who murdered both of her parents and then hid their bodies in her house for FOUR years. We delve into the motive behind the killings and how Virginia successfully duped friends and family (including her four siblings) into believing her parents were still alive. Happy Hour goes head to head with I Could Murder A Podcast as we test how well each duo knows each other in a game of Mr & Mr! Tom also has a bone to pick with something Jaack said about him on a previous episode, and he really wants to set the record straight… We finish the episode by tiptoeing through a torture timeline where the ICMAP boys tell us all about the 5 worst medieval torture methods. How can honey and milk kill someone? Which of your holes would a Judas cradle feel the worst in? What on earth is a pear of anguish? youtube.com/icouldmurderapodcast instagram.com/couldmurderapod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

600 - The End Of An Era...
It's time to move on... and let's be honest, it hasn't been working properly for a while now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

599 - FOUR(SKINS) IN A BED Part 2! - Who Will Be Crowned The Winner?!
Alfie’s obsession with the original version of Four In A Bed is no secret, so when Happy Hour listener “foobiomon” suggested we do our own Dream version, we knew we had no choice! In part 1 (#597) we explored Alfie and Jaack's guest houses. We kick off part 2 with Stevie's haunted hotel where guests are not guaranteed to make it out alive... There are unexpected intruders in each room, but Robbie doesn't feel as if he's drawn the short straw. There's a spot of illegal activity too with a worrying lack of human rights for the staff and a suspicious meat served with breakfast. We finish off this series with Robbie's B&B, which has just had it’s grand opening and has already caused quite the buzz! How far can one man stretch his creative limits when dedicating an entire hotel to one very specific theme? The sleeping arrangements in this B&B have a rather, er, communal feel, and the very thing soothing you to sleep may turn out to be the source of your nightmares! And finally, after each of the boys has taken their turn to host in their hypothetical hotel, we can finally crown a WINNER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

598 - MATT BRAGG - Alan Sugar’s Awful Gift, John Bishop Beef, & The Superyacht Stunt That Got Him Fired!
We sit down with one of Jaack’s all-time favourite stand-ups, Matt Bragg, to learn how he went from camera man to comedian. Before hitting the comedy circuit, Matt spent years behind the camera and working on superyachts. He reveals what he did to get kicked out of a billionaire’s boat party, and the abysmal gift Alan Sugar gave Matt after he worked on his yacht. Matt shares the worst gig stories imaginable, including one that involves multiple bodily fluids, and another that features a surprise intruder in the middle of his set. Matt also reveals what it’s like to support Ricky Gervais on tour, and shares his hot takes on Holocaust museums and Christmas adverts during a game of “Fill in the Blank" using his own old tweets. Plus, Matt reacts to Jack’s cursed toe, reveals why John Bishop might secretly hate him, and drops a life-changing fact about sausages… ‘Matt Bragg Live’ out on October 16th. @mattbraggcomedy on IG and Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

597 - FOUR(SKINS) IN A BED Part 1! - Who Has The Best Dream Hotel?!
Jaack, Stevie, Robbie and Alfie have called it a day on podcasting (let’s be honest, it wasn’t really working out anyway) and instead ventured into the Wild West of the hospitality industry… hotels to be specific! In a concept that has never been done before (except every week on Channel 4 for the past 15 years) the Happy Hour boys each spend a night in each other’s hypothetical hotels before paying what they believe is the true value of a night’s stay in said hotel. The host with the highest profit at the end will be officially crowned Happy Hour’s hottest hotelier! Alfie’s obsession with the original version of Four In A Bed is no secret, so when Happy Hour listener “foobiomon” suggested we do our own Dream version, we knew we had no choice! This week is part one (with part two next Monday) and what better way to start than with Indra’s Comfort Hotel? A hotel designed inch-by-inch… or mattress-by-mattress with comfort at the heart of every decision. Is it possible to be too comfy? Alfie’s house of comfort isn’t all that’s explored today as we also venture into Jaack’s hotel. Over the past seven years alongside the podcast, and unbeknownst to anybody, Jaack has been running a side hustle. The Happy Hour hotel. With every single guest that’s ever appeared on the podcast working at the hotel (yep… even him) this is the literal definition of a guest-house. Would you like a podcast studio tour when you check-in the hotel? Doesn’t matter! Regardless of your preference… you’re getting one! Every time. Next week we will pop into Stevie and Robbie’s hotels and a winner will be crowned. But for now, it’s Jaack & Alfie’s turn, which in our humble opinion… could well be a new Happy Hour instant classic! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

596 - TOM GARRATT - Life Before Pitch Side, Hair Transplants, & THAT Video…
Football content creator Tom Garratt joins the pod this week for a rollercoaster episode covering everything from his humble beginnings growing up in Dudley, to his short-lived football career, to his current role on Pitch Side. Tom opens up about how he’s handled the fallout from THAT infamous leaked video, how he deals with constant online hate, and the most savage comment he's ever received. Tom reveals whether a move into Misfits Boxing could be on the cards, blind ranks both great and terrible hair transplants from celebrities (and Theo Baker), and plays a painfully cringe game of "Fill In The Blank” with his old tweets. We also give Tom a “Golden Sports Pass” that lets him witness one iconic sporting moment from the past, one from this year, and one from the future - his picks are surprising. He also weighs in on who the greatest champion in sports history is, the top five footballers of all time, the most overrated player ever, and whether England will finally bring it home at the World Cup next year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

595 - Sensei Pigwidgeon’s NIGHTMARE Canada Trip (All Caught Up!)
Robbie is back in the studio fresh off the back of a family trip to Canada… which did not go to plan in more ways than one. He details everything that went wrong, from missed flights to illnesses to disappointing tourist attractions. Plus a story involving a strange man on the bus, and windscreen washer fluid… Stevie has been doing questionable things with pet dogs, and nearly killed his nan on a trip to Pleasurewood Hills. We maaaay have also found a song to rival “I’m going to rip your fucking arms off”! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

594 - RUSSELL KANE - Guard Rabbits, Cancel Culture, & How He’s HACKED His Biological Age!
Comedian, author, and accidental wellness guru Russell Kane takes us for a rapid ride through his chavvy upbringings, Shakespearian dreams, and his deep hatred of Chihuahuas. From his chaotic council estate roots and leaving school with barely any qualifications, to topping his uni class and eventually winning the Edinburgh Comedy Award, Russell shows how hard work and curiosity can outdo privilege. He shares the exact moment that changed his mindset and sparked a lifelong obsession with self-improvement, knowledge, and proving people wrong. He also dives deep into how he's literally reversing ageing through evidence based routines and science backed supplements… without going full Bryan Johnson! He shares his best diet and exercise tips, and discusses how he’s building a business that aims to make people biologically younger. Russell chats about getting booed off stage, cancel culture, and why he rarely watches other comedians. Plus weird pet stories, fatherhood, and his fascination with misunderstood historical figures (wait til you hear about the secret life of Gandhi…) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

593 - Mythbusters Part 2! (Acid Baths, Lethal Pennies, & Elevator Of DEATH)
The Theory Slammers (AKA SlamJar and Slamwise Gandhi) are once again donning their clever clogs caps and busting some myths inspired by TV show ‘Mythbusters’. Is yawning contagious? Can a human catch a bullet in their teeth? Could a penny dropped from the Empire State Building kill someone? What pwould happen if you let a bull run loose in a china shop? Can acid dissolve a dead body like in Breaking Bad? What if an elevator you’re riding suddenly plummets… can you save yourself by jumping at the very last second? All these myths have actually been tested on Mythbusters, so the boys can debate whether it’s possible and theorise which chaotic experiments were used to test it, and Stevie can reveal the truth! Plus Alfie has an embarrassing LinkedIn confession, and Jaack admits to an INSANE motorway driving habit… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
BONUS EP - What Jaack and Stevie Have Been Up To!
Happy Hour... on a Saturday?! In this bonus episode Jaack and Stevie talk all things JaackAndStevie dot com. They tell stories of driving to an inappropriately named mountain in Germany, horrific tattoos and much more. They also discuss the amazing Happy Hour element of their website along with some of the incredible giveaways they've done so far! JaackAndStevie.com members also had the opportunity to ask the boys questions for this very episode. So sit back and enjoy this bonus episode before heading over to the website to check out some premium content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

592 - NICK HELM - 3,000 House Chickens, Bipolar Diagnosis, & How He STOLE His Famous Joke!
Comedian Nick Helm joins us for a wild ride through his mind, and it’s one hell of a trip. He destroys our set in protest over some Pokémon figurines. Nick ruthlessly judges Jaack’s top 3 movies. And we go waaaay too deep on a question about how many pet chickens Nick’s house can hold. Nick admits to being a fraud as he reveals his 2011 Edinburgh Fringe “Funniest Joke” win was actually STOLEN. He also shares his savage take on past Fringe joke winners and Jaack’s own one liners. After being diagnosed with ADHD and bipolar disorder, Nick opens up about his mental health journey, why he had to drop his therapist, and his daily battles with intrusive thoughts and compulsions. Tickets for Nick's tour 'No One Gets Out Alive' available NOW at www.nick-helm.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

591 - The Theory Slammers BUST MYTHS - Killer Cards, Curved Bullets, & Ancient Astronauts!
Stevie is taking inspo from Mythbusters (and Fiona) and has brought a handful of theories to the virgin table for Jaack and Alfie (AKA The Theory Slammers) to SLAM. Can a regular playing card be turned into a deadly weapon with one powerful throw? Could you blast yourself into space using fireworks? Is it possible to bend a bullet in mid-air? Does running in the rain keep you drier than walking through rain? All these myths have actually been tested on Mythbusters, so the boys can debate whether it’s possible and theorise which chaotic experiments were used to test it, and Stevie can reveal the truth! Plus Jaack explains his beef with a local running organisation... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

590 - ADAM PEARSON - Breaking The Barriers Of Facial Disfigurement, Starring Alongside Scarlet Johansson In Hollywood, & Working On ‘The Undateables’!
This week’s Happy Hour guest is the effortlessly cool Adam Pearson. An actor, presenter, and disability rights campaigner, there’s really not much Adam ISN’T bloody brilliant at. Fresh from the bright lights of Hollywood and into the ironically brighter lights of the ridiculously yellow Happy Hour studio, Adam comes equipped with his sharp wit, seamless charisma and even a present for Jaack and Stevie! Are we just being nice about Adam because he is one of the only Happy Hour guests to come baring gifts? Honestly no. Adam is one of the loveliest blokes to ever grace our studio, and this episode is destined to fit right onto the shelf labelled “instant Happy Hour classics”. Being born with neurofibromatosis - a condition that causes tumours to grow all over his body - life was inevitably hard for a young Adam, as he fought with bullies in the vicious battlefield of the school classroom. We ask Adam questions you’re too afraid to ask someone with a facial disfigurement, and he shares how he deals with having a twin brother who does not suffer with the same symptoms, and tells us how parents should react when their curious children ask questions about someone with a visible difference. Stereotypes, stigma and preconceptions have all had to roll over and concede a big fat L to Adam who seems to just smash everything he turns his hand to. From working in television on much loved British shows such as ‘The Undateables’ and ‘Beauty And The Beast’, to breaking into Hollywood with jaw dropping performances in films like ‘Under The Skin’ and ‘A Different Man’. If one thing is clear in this episode… it’s that Adam was born simply to be a star. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

589 - Never Have I Ever...
Jaack, Stevie and Alfie are reliving their teenage years by playing iconic drinking game 'Never Have I Ever' (minus the drinking). Have we ever: cried over a movie? Lived alone? Been excluded from school? Been ghosted or catfished? Or got in a car with a stranger? There's stories about how Jaack nearly dated the girlfriend of a One Direction band member, how Stevie's mum betrayed him and got him in major trouble at school, and why Alfie spent a year sleeping on the floor. Plus Jaack found a new beau at a festival, Stevie nearly dies during the pod, and Alfie has yet another midlife crisis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

588 - ZACK WILSON - WOLF OF WALL STREET TO KING OF THE ORCHARD! (Ex City Trader Turned Exotic Fruit Expert)
When Jaack received a chance DM one day from Zack Wilson, who offered to send out an exotic fruit basket, Jaack was compelled to learn more of his story. Zack’s early life was the polar opposite of what it is today - from being excluded from school 25 times and battling bullies after being diagnosed with Freeman-Sheldon syndrome, to wild nights out raving and severe drug addiction. After a near-fatal car crash and the sudden death of his father on the day they were due to launch their new business together, Zack found himself at breaking point… then a box of fruit on his 27th birthday changed everything. Zack has now turned his pain into a purpose, by dedicating his life to learning about the healing powers of thousands of varieties of fruit. He shares which fruit is the most underrated medicine, and how you can use the properties of certain fruits to replace the feelings once gained through hard substances. Zack details his experiences with drugs Kambo, Bufo, and Ayahuasca, and exactly what happens when you visit a shaman. He also brings in a giant basket of exotic fruits - some we’ve never even heard of - and we end the pod with a taste testing! This is one of the rawest (excuse the pun) and most inspiring stories we’ve ever shared on the podcast. Order your own customised exotic fruit boxes at thefifthorchard.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

587 - Alfie’s Wedding All Caught Up!
We’re celebrating the latest FourSkin member to tie the knot - Alfie to his beautiful wife Ali - with an All Caught Up episode dedicated to his wedding! He gives us a full run down of the entire day, and goes over what he did on the morning of (including two things that are VERY unconventional for Alfie), the sentence that had to be cut from the speech, and the tiny mistake that ruined all of the photos… Jaack somehow managed to accidentally annoy Alfie’s mum, AND disrespect someone who was simply serving food to guests. Oh and in other news, Stevie gives us an update on his deformed skull. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

586 - WHAT WILLY COOK 2.0 - Molested In Morocco, Duck Feet Doritos, & He HATED Our Gift To Him!
Nearly a year on from his first appearance, Will Hughes AKA What Willy Cook brings main show vibes and laughs aplenty to the Happy Hour studio. Will chats about his very own festival - A Willy Nice Day - and has a direct message for the person who made a Karen-esque unwarranted complaint. Will tells us about his favourite dishes from his travels around the globe (well, mainly Portugal and New Zealand) and we put his food knowledge to the test as he goes head to head against Jack for a ‘weird foods’ quiz. What are singing hinnies? How would you serve lady fingers? Is headcheese as gross as it sounds? Speaking of gross food, Will tells us all about his experience at a fine dining restaurant abroad and why he’s been eating ice cream made to look like a decapitated duck. Jack and Stevie reveal what happened when they went to Berlin to try the kebab that made Will cry, and get his help to decide on a future jackandstevie.com video. Stevie talking about his childhood leads to Will disclosing how he himself was once molested.. but don’t worry, he keeps it lighthearted! We also give him a gift live on the pod but he HATES it… Listen to #504 for Will’s first Happy Hour appearance! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

585 - FourSkins React To YOUR Assumptions About Us...
Dear viewers, Us FourSkins have come to the realisation that we made a BIG mistake by asking you all to submit your assumptions about us, which we vowed to answer honestly. Yours sincerely, Stinky Steve, Shit Balls and Electric Head Boy (and Robbie) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

584 - ADAM RADCLIFFE - EXCLUSIVE First Podcast After Rowing From NYC to UK!
Only 5 days ago Adam Radcliffe from Watford, along with 3 crew mates, was stepping upon land for the first time in 56 days after joining the elite club of humans to successfully row from New York City to the UK. Nearly 2 months in a tiny row boat with barely enough room for 3 people would have been tough regardless, right? Well try adding storms, whales, 40 degree burning heat and blistering cold nights into the equation too… oh, and the fact there were 4 men… not 3. From the boat completely capsizing on day 9 and the boys being thrown into the Atlantic Ocean below, to encountering numerous Fin whales (the second biggest mammal on Earth), Adam and his fellow adventurers truly experienced it all. Was witnessing green comets lighting up the entire night sky awesome enough to offset the horrific sleeping conditions? Was the wonder of seeing dolphins in the wild beautiful enough to offset 2 months of pooing in buckets? Was breaking an official world rowing record enough to offset the constant laborious 3 hour shift patterns of consistent rowing for 56 days? Adam openly and honestly reveals all. Where do 4 men in the tight confines of a “coffin bed” relieve their… “desires” after weeks of no intimacy? How do you pack enough food into a tiny boat for 4 burly blokes to live off for 56 days? What happens when you encounter an Interstellar like wave that capsizes your boat and all of your belongings a week into a 2-month long mission? What happens when you have to perform DIY medical procedures on each other in the middle of the ocean? A massive congratulations to Adam, Jack, David and Sam from Team United We Conquer on completing a route so dangerous that it actually has a 7% death rate. Jack, Stevie and everybody else at Happy Hour are in awe of your strength and persistence! (Awe may have been a pun…) and thank you to Adam personally for choosing our podcast to be the first time you tell your story! You guys can still donate and add to the £100,000 already raised for the Heads Up charity (a UK-based organization focused on mental health support for the armed forces community) here: https://www.justgiving.com/page/tuwc?fbclid=PARlRTSAMSyHdleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABp6pmD-OgIz2WL_8Opp1NjHWZFkcPoMampVm1LKoqeOtUxGgboCdFzRt57ZSh_aem_jGEijFgidawUvfhQoap3-w You can also follow Adam’s journey (and inevitable next mission) on his socials down below. https://www.instagram.com/adamradclifts https://youtube.com/@adamradcliffe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

583 - Is It Weird To...?
Crushing on cartoon characters, wearing sleepwear in supermarkets and people watching in public. This week, the boys dive into oddly specific scenarios that we all wonder about but are too scared to ask. From solo cinema trips to sleeping naked, it's time to ask the ultimate question: is it weird? Is intervening in public arguments heroic or just nosy? What’s the etiquette around telling someone they’ve gained weight? What about switching up the side of the bed you sleep on? They also weigh in on the acceptability of drinking a cup of tea outside, Googling yourself, and popping someone else’s spots. Jaack is weirdly okay with a few things the others aren’t too sure about… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

582 - STEVE BRACKNALL - Ranking Football YouTubers, Brutally Rating PRIME, & Debating Utter Woke Nonsense!
Today we are joined by one of football’s most iconic managers. A visionary maestro. An architect of the beautiful game. Steve Bracknall. Assistant manager of Royal Oak FC. Move over Holloway, move over Warnock. You were both great on Happy Hour in years gone by, but this is Bracknall’s time to bathe in the glorious sunshine (which may or may not just be the reflection from bright yellow virgin table). Steve picks his greatest ever football manager, from Pep, to Klopp, to Fergie, to Wilder. He gives his expert opinion on which online content creator is truly the best footballer (spoiler, he doesn’t pick ChrisMD, Miniminter or AngryGinge) as well as sharing stories about rubbing shoulders with the likes of Noel Gallagher and Phil Foden. The boys also get the definitive answers on a few of football’s most ‘utter woke nonsense’ moments. Is it utter woke nonsense to not step on the home team’s crest? Is it utter woke nonsense to actually keep VAR? Is it utter woke nonsense for a player to not celebrate a goal against a former team? Steve doesn’t shy away from any of football’s hardest questions. That’s why he is OUR gaffer… or assistant gaffer, at least. Also, in what is almost definitely in one of Happy Hour’s best moments of 2025, Bracknall tries KSI’s Prime drink for the first time live on the podcast… and gives a brutally honest review. Grab tour tickets to see Steve Bracknall live HERE - https://www.tegeurope.com/events/steve-bracknall-live-gen-sale/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

581 - Robbie Is Hiring Hookers, Jaack’s New Dog Dilemma, & Stevie’s Deformed Skull… (All Caught Up!)
In this bumper ACU, we hear about Robbie’s pub crawl in Harrods and Sensei Pigwidgeon gives us a karate update. Jaack has been trying to boost his coolness rating by torturing himself at his own house party but it all ended in (literal) tears. There’s a bit of road rage involving Stevie and train rage involving Robbie. Jaack is planning to get a puppy but has to call up his Nan live on the pod to ask one vital question. Robbie divulges the cunning plan his family are formulating to kidnap a famous local pet. Stevie shares how he discovered that he has a deformed skull. Jaack tells us all about his recent trip to Vegas, the randomer he befriended and what he got up to when he hung out with the world’s 4th best poker player. Oh and you’ll never guess who he saw drunkenly stumbling down the strip… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

580 - EXAMPLE V - Masked Singer Secrets, Visiting Chernobyl, & Settling The Alfie Beef…
Music legend and bloody good mate Example makes Happy Hour history as he graces the studio for a FIFTH time. Since his last appearance two years ago, he’s had a new baby, a bunch of new tattoos, and a host of new stories. He pops by to chat all things Masked Singer and we had NO IDEA of the insane level of secrecy surrounding keeping the celeb’s identity hidden while taking part in the show. Example reveals the whole process, the weird costume ideas he was offered, and the contestant who stormed off stage. We ask him to blind rank festivals he’s performed at, and he has a bone to pick with Reading and Leeds. There’s travel chat, but not your conventional destinations - anyone for some radiation poisoning in Chernobyl? Watch to find out the promise he makes to the boys regarding a tattoo. We also couldn’t let him leave without settling the beef once and for all… does he hate Alfie Indra for asking about his foreskin? Check out #088, #219, #290 and #382 for Example’s previous episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

579 - ARGUMENTAL IV - Who Do YOU Agree With?
Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been randomly allocated a side to fight for, that doesn't necessarily align with our own personal values! Robbie reckons the royal family are rubbish, Stevie thinks trigger warnings are silly, Alfie is arguing for over whether people who drink alcohol are boring, and Jaack is adamant that influencing IS a proper job. Robbie also has a really good reason as to why the world should stop having children... PLUS we get a long awaited update on the Etsy witch curse and whether Alfie pissed himself on his stag do. If you enjoyed this, check out #404, #443 and #447 for our previous argumental episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
578 - TIM OLIVER - David Brent Impersonator on Viral Fame, Worst Gigs, & Being Ricky Gervais’ Hollywood Body Double!
We’re sitting down with Tim Oliver, the world’s most renowned David Brent lookalike, whose uncanny resemblance to Ricky Gervais’ iconic character from The Office has made him a fan favourite on social media, at stag dos, and even on screen. We dive into Tim’s journey - from first realising his striking similarity to Brent, to turning that into a unique career. Tim shares the challenges of playing such a cringingly beloved character, what his wife and children think of his unconventional job, and the WORST gig he’s ever been booked for (which involves a deceased person…) Tim tells us about the time he met Ricky himself, and what Ricky thinks of having a copycat! Plus what it was like to be Ricky’s body double for the Muppets movie, and the huge mistake he made on a Hollywood set. Whether you’re a die-hard fan of The Office and want to learn some Brent-isms, or just fascinated by the world of professional impersonators, give this ep a go! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

577 - The Sexiest Urban Legends Ever?! (Urban Legends World Cup!)
Following on from the Lionesses incredible Euros victory, Stevie has decided to create his very own tournament - The World Cup Of Urban Legends! He’s found 16 urby legs from different countries and is using a randomised wheel to decide which 6 are going head to head in the first instalment, but he’s accidentally drawn all the sexy ones… There’s a seductive sadist teacher in red heels, a hot hybrid creature with a whip for a tail, and a beautiful blonde Brazilian who haunts bathrooms. Oh and something horrifying called “necropants”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

576 - WINDOW KID - Lifetime Ban From Jet2, Mashtag Brady Mayhem, & Sobriety After Addiction and Alcoholism
Rapper, MC and viral sensation Greg AKA Window Kid needs to be on your radar. He sets the record straight about the origin of his stage name, chats incorporating humour in his lyrics, and shares what chaotic pal Mashtag Brady is actually like off camera. From being kicked out of school (Stevie was horrified at the reason, Jaack didn’t think it was too bad), to earning himself a lifetime ban from Jet2 airlines, Window Kid dives into the unpredictable path that took him from troublemaker to touring the UK. Greg gets brutally honest about his struggles with alcoholism and drugs, and the hospitalisation that forced him to rethink everything. After peeing blood and being diagnosed with life-threatening pancreatitis, he’s now one year sober and shares how addiction has permanently changed his life. We also play a game “Fill In The Blank” with his bizarre old tweets, learn some Nottingham lingo, and FaceTime a taxi driver who once gave him a lift years ago. It’s also the second time that a guest has walked out of the studio, but unlike the PieFace prank on Stevie, this time it’s something that Jaack said… The pre-sale tickets for Window Kid’s UK tour has completely sold out, but join the waiting list for general sale ticket launch on Friday! www.windowkid.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

575 - MORAL DILEMMAS 5 - Organ Harvesting, NSFW Cosplay, & Tattoo Tribute Typos!
Jaack, Stevie and Alfie sit down to mull over more chaotic moral dilemmas - some submitted by our audience, some found online, and a couple submitted by Jaack's mates. Five dying geniuses need organs. One healthy man is a perfect match. Should the doctor secretly sacrifice him to save the five? A man has made a right pig’s ear out of looking after his girlfriend’s pets and her dropped guinea pig now walks in circles, but his girlfriend thinks it’s a cute trick. Should he tell the truth before she uploads it to YouTube? Someone sold a prized football collectable card to their best mate, only to later discover it might be a fake… Plus a misspelled tattoo tribute that might ruin a wedding anniversary, and a cosplayer sparks chaos when they post spicy pics of their costume in the group chat. Check out episodes #132, #201, #451 and #501 for more moral dilemmas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

574 - ITALIAN BACH - Drug Dealing At School, Degree In Astrophysics, & His Obsession With Rose Toys...
For our first guest episode in a long while, we sit down with ItalianBach AKA 24 year old Isaac who has over 2.8 million followers on Tik Tok and nearly a million on YouTube. After posting online for 15+ years, he’s built up a selection of tips for online success that he shares with us today. He also shares his (bleeding) love for Leona Lewis, his obsession with rose sex toys, and the real reason he grew a mullet before they were back in style. We hear about the sitcom he’s currently writing and, since he wants to get into acting, we put his skills to the test with one of Jaack’s bizarre scripts live on the pod with no prep! Not only is Isaac a content creator, but he also has a degree in astrophysics so of course we test his knowledge with a ‘true or false’ quiz that includes some weird answers that Jaack has made up. What’s the Goldilocks zone? How do we decide star names? Where is the Kármán line? Truly multifaceted, Isaac is possibly the smartest content creator we've hosted on the pod. And the only one to openly admit to drug dealing... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

573 - Everybody Has A Price Part 4 - Listener Edition! (Sweat Drinking, Queue Jumping, & Confessing To MURDER)
It’s been over two years since we’ve done an ‘Everybody Has A Price’! Jaack, Stevie and Alfie are once again naming their price to do some unpleasant tasks that were submitted to our subreddit. Drinking sweat, queue jumping, giving up football, and living with flies constantly buzzing around your head. How much to spend the next year constantly feeling like you have to sneeze? How much to knock on your neighbour’s door at 3am and confess to a murder that didn’t happen? How much to release the infamous, full length purge episode… Check out #236 for part 1, #287 for part 2, and #368 for part 3. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

572 - Planning Stevie's DREAM Birthday!
It's Stevie's- sorry STEVE's birthday tomorrow and instead of giving him free will to do whatever he likes to celebrate it, we're choosing for him. Jaack and Robbie have been individually planning his dream birthday and are pitching their ideas to Stevie. With the party attendees, cake design, birthday presents, special guests, birthday song as well as the schedule for the big day, there's plenty to plan... We’re kicking off the ep with a MEGA ALL CAUGHT UP with stories from Robbie’s bleak trip to Mexico, and the themed part of the episode starts at 36:50. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

571 - Sparring Seven Year Olds, Soggy Sinks, & Stevie's Sports Day Shenanigans! (All Caught Up)
Robbie has been fighting children, Stevie has been fighting parents, and Jaack has been fighting his bathroom sink - we’re back from our break with an All Caught Up! Stevie has found the biggest c**t in the world at his kid’s sports day… and for once, it wasn’t himself. Jaack befriended an 80 year old man in a gym changing room. Speaking of old men, Robbie is potentially experiencing a mid-life crisis but we’re not sure if we should be worried or impressed by his new hobby? Jaack reveals how a handful of pennies brought him to tears. Plus Jaack and Stevie show off their brand new matching tattoos, but Robbie points out their horrendous double meaning… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

570 - World's WORST Inventions Part 2 (Radioactive Milk, Firework Chairs, & Bomberanians!)
Welcome back to the learning pod. Get ready to absorb ALL the knowledge. Stevie has brought another batch of creations from throughout history, and it’s up to Jaack and Robbie to decide whether they’re strokes of genius, or deeply cursed. We learn why it’s probably not very smart to drink radioactive medicine. We hear about how a bloke from the 14th century tried to get to the moon. And we discover the device that will revolutionise your baby’s mealtimes. There’s a solution (that might save lives but ruin yours) to stop people setting off fire alarms as a prank, and a creation so terrible it was discontinued before it even launched. There’s also aquatic animals with wheels, hands-free guns, dog soldiers, and stationary for space. Check out #566 for Part 1! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

569 - FourSkins ‘Who’s Most Likely To?’ (Fake Their Death, Join A Cult, & End Up In Prison)
What’s better than a double main show week? A double FOURSKINS main show week! We posted 21 polls to Twitter and asked our audience to vote on which of the four hosts is ‘most likely to’ for each scenario. We have a lot to say about the final results… Who’s most likely to: break a world record, clap when the plane lands, give a great lap dance, fall for an online scam, forget their best friend’s birthday, and more. If you enjoyed this style of episode, check out #210, #240 and #308 for our previous ‘who’s most likely to’ style episodes. Follow us @jaackshappyhour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

568 - FourSkins Big Fat Summer Pub Quiz!
Sun’s out, pints are cold, and it truly is “Happy Hour” in the pub as the FourSkins are back for another summer quiz! The boys are donning their shit shirts (Robbie picked out a regular shirt from his wardrobe) and locking horns over nine quiz rounds. Jaack is taking his role of quiz master very seriously, Alfie is outed as a fake fan of a famous film franchise, and Robbie has some very juicy gossip about Harry Styles. There is also a CHEAT among us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

567 - STEVO THE MADMAN - Ball Waxing, Accidental Face Tattoos, & Snapchat Stardom!
Today on the show, we welcome the one and only StevoTheMadMan - ex-pro footballer turned grime music producer turned Snapchat king! If you’ve ever laughed at a chaotic family video, seen a man pierce his belly button to teach a parenting lesson, or watched someone wax the skin off their balls for content… it was probably Stevo. We dive deep into the unlikely path that led him down his varied career. Stevo chats behind-the-scenes West Ham stories, his accidental face tattoo, and his break-up with long term partner Emma. Stevo also shares how he had a near miss with a gun, and why he fed Chris Eubank Sr his first ever KFC! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

566 - The World’s WORST Inventions! (Baby Mops, Self-Destruct Cars & A Creation That KILLED Its Inventor)
Human creativity has no limits, but maybe sometimes it should have. In a new series, Stevie has found a collection of unique inventions from throughout history and it’s up to Jaack and Robbie to decide which are deemed good or bad. There’s a device to help people tackle their bad eating habits, but it accidentally doubles as something else. We hear about a car that unexpectedly self destructs, a robot to assist hungry marathon runners and an invention that tragically killed its creator. Plus clothes that double as cleaners, cutlery that electrocutes you and cages for children. You’ve heard of the Happy Hour Hall Of Fame, now it’s time for the Hall of Shame, filled with bad ideas with even worse execution… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

565 - CLICKWRIGHT - Car Boot KING Earns His Fortune Reselling People’s Junk!
Car boot sales. Charity shop shelves. Lynx Africa gift sets. For most people, it’s junk. For Josh Wright AKA ClickWright - it’s gold. He’s an expert in turning trash to cash and has amassed a staggering number of followers because of his unconventional job as a full time reseller. From the very first sale that got him started down the path of flipping, to growing his following to half a million, Josh breaks down exactly how he built a reselling empire from a side hustle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

564 - Jaack And Stevie Reveal Their SECRET Project! (Annual Q&A)
Welcome to the 2025 edition of the annual Jaack and Stevie Q&A where the boys are here to dish some brutally honest answers to your questions! We reveal the reason we don’t call guests out on their controversial past during their interview, the closest we’ve been to quitting the podcast, and what we’re planning to release after Robbie has died… Why can’t we cover topical news stories? What’s the future of Stevie’s Urban Legends segment? Studio rebrands? Retirement plans? Another tour? Jaack has a scathing call out for not just one, not just two, but THREE people in this episode. PLUS after weeks of teasers, the boys can finally reveal what their secret project is! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

563 - FOOD REVIEW CLUB - Best Bites and Worst Meals from 5,000 Takeaways, & Responding To The SCAM Allegations!
One Man. 5,000 Takeaways. Zero Salads. It’s a strange business model but Matt - creator of Food Review Club - has managed to make it his livelihood due to his genuine passion for speaking about food. The brutally honest takeaway taster has spent the last 7 years travelling the globe in search of hidden gems and shares with us the few places he’s ever dared to rate a full 10. Matt reveals where the best pizza, fish and chips, sandwich and burger are in the UK, as well as some must-visit London eats. He designs his dream fast food combo, and we cover viral food trends like Spudman, Binley Mega Chippy and Dubai chocolate. Did he like Salt Bae’s steak? What about food from Jeremy Clarkson’s farm? And how would he rate Wetherspoons food? Matt tells us why a Norwich eatery had to close down after he visited, why Dave Portnoy might hate him and the worst place he’s ever reviewed whose food he describes as nearly inedible! Matt also shares his honest opinion on fellow food reviewers BlueVanMan and Gary Eats (who gave Matt a scathing review). And after RateMyTakeaway recently called him out, he also addresses the claims he has scammed his viewers by charging establishments for reviews, and the backlash from his leaked voice note. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

562 - Witch Curses, Wheelbarrow S*x & Staging a Murder… Reacting To More Listener Confessions!
The boys are donning their metaphorical priest hats and inviting the listeners to step into the confessional booth and share their deepest and darkest sins. From unconventional celebrity crushes, to gay animals, to eating toenails, to bizarre role playing… will forgiveness be granted? Is it okay for a personal trainer to deny their steroid use? Which footballer was caught stealing from a hardware store? Is Jaack starting an Only Fans? Plus Stevie reveals how he accidentally got his 8 year old son into crack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

561 - GRACE NEUTRAL - Body Modification, Tattooed Eyeballs, EATING Your Own Skin, & Dick Splitting!
Tattoo artist and body mod icon Grace Neutral sits down for a brutally honest deep dive into the world of extreme body modification. Spending her childhood training as a ballerina, her life drastically changed direction after discovering the punk scene. Grace talks us through her own body mod procedures - none of which are actually legal - from a split tongue, to pixie ears, to tattooed eyeballs, to a removed belly button. Grace delves into how kink and mental illness have an impact on people seeking out body modifications. She shares which of her mods she regrets, and her family’s opinion on her transformation. We get into her early days as a piercer, the sketchy ethics of underground modding, and how deeply misogynistic tattoo shop culture can be. We learn about an 107 year old tattoo artist, and the man whose mods are too extreme even for Grace! We also learn about sounding, scarification, and what it’s like to eat your own skin… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

560 - Robbie's Dead :-(
Shenanigans is shenani-gone. The wolf went hungry, and starved to death. Someone ripped his f*cking arms off. Robbie has died of old age (just kidding, but he is really old). In this episode, Jaack and Stevie are planning Robbie's 'dream' funeral. From the entrance song, to the dress code, to surprise guests, to the food and music choices at the wake, the boys have complete free rein and Robbie has to choose which option he would prefer for his final send-off. What does his coffin look like? What should his gravestone say? And most importantly... how did he die?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices