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Simulation? He thrusts his fists and makes less posts and still insists this video roasts. Subscription fatigue. Green space, less crime. Palm trees defeated? Mid-tier cetaceans. I'r a bird, it's a plane, it's Steve. House Hippo. Catch you on the Aztec TL. Typewritten. Dolphin and whales head back home: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12052-009-0135-2?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExUzk2SDNaVXc4bVducmY3M3NydGMGYXBwX2lkDzUxNDc3MTU2OTIyODA2MQABHuQQA2l_n4gONEVbzo5aLSxG-lYmro-q-jp_zL4uk522MMPT7WVPtxRwdCpu_aem_6lOuYrmxO35ox2o0ycDJKQPalm trees:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/29/los-angeles-palm-trees-dyingPhilly green spaces:https://reasonstobecheerful.world/greening-abandoned-lots-philly/Simulation theory:https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/2632-072X/ae1e50Less posts:https://petapixel.com/2026/04/03/social-media-users-are-less-active-on-platforms-due-to-rise-of-short-form-video/Less subs:https://www.niemanlab.org/2026/04/three-newsletters-for-the-price-of-1-5-independent-journalists-experiment-with-a-bundle/Artemis tracker:https://artemis-tracker.netlify.appHouse Hippohttps://youtu.be/TijcoS8qHIE?si=HM5FfcJ83-AcRxLZHoue hippo felt:https://imgur.com/a/homemade-house-hippo-iWoL3WZHow to Pronounce the Aztec TL:https://youtu.be/3j2m510Pp2o?si=ofrLkRgYYAeUSuIMProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonEdited & Mastered by Rich PalmerMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Meteors! Lightning! Moon! Kitten! Poop! Purple! Dolphins! Descartes! Turkeys! Tinnitus! Newfoundland! Typos!Meteors embiggening:https://gizmodo.com/astronomers-say-recent-rash-of-meteor-sightings-warrants-serious-investigation-2000738638?utm_source=DamnInterestingCrazy lightning article:https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/04/lightning-strike-survivors-body-mind/686057/?gift=j9r7avb6p-KY8zdjhsiSZ-X29a3sQP9dT9t6OaO3vMkMagnetic safe zone on the moon:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/earths-magnetic-field-may-be-more-powerful-than-we-thought/Purple isn't real:https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a70129575/purple-is-fake-science/Saber toothed kitten:https://www.npr.org/2024/11/16/nx-s1-5193845/35000-year-old-kitten-siberia-frozen?emci=dc70b4ec-05a6-ef11-88d0-6045bdd62db6&emdi=9ba28b99-4da8-ef11-88d0-6045bdd62db6&ceid=2410533Bear Poop Beer:https://www.axios.com/2026/01/28/bear-poop-beer-columbia-breaksideEnigmatic Cat Bird Research:https://www.science.org/content/article/dolphins-make-peace-and-love-not-war-when-they-encounter-strangersTypo exhibit:https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/typos-have-plagued-us-for-centuries-just-ask-the-publishers-who-printed-the-seventh-commandment-as-thou-shalt-commit-adultery-in-1631-180988353/END OF SHOW TAGProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonEdited & Mastered by Rich PalmerMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sorry about Joe's Crappy Mic. It's not Rich's fault.Coffee: Same. Moon: Mysterious. Kids: Fine. Phone: poems. Muppets: Good. Mummen: Shantz. Americans: Canadians. Moon: Safe. Horse: named. Cheese: riotous. Seizures: bad. Molly: guarded. Girl Scouts: innovating.The Coffee Shop:https://theconversation.com/indie-coffee-shops-are-meant-to-counter-corporate-behemoths-like-starbucks-so-why-do-they-all-look-the-same-275746?utm_source=DamnInterestingHowtown Moon Video:https://youtu.be/ghW7BEC0byg?si=v757Ea9dE9HBuB9UKids are Alright:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-kids-are-all-right/Phone Poems:https://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/poems-dictated-to-my-phone-mostly-while-waiting-in-my-carMolly Guard:https://unsung.aresluna.org/molly-guard-in-reverse/Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonEdited & Mastered by Rich PalmerMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vera! Maya! Chickpeas! Danish doorbell! Trolls! Sad mice! Mad bear! Deep ocean! Uncle Bob! Big syringes!Universe 25:https://www.the-scientist.com/universe-25-experiment-69941Librarians:https://lithub.com/8-badass-librarians-we-need-to-celebrate-this-international-womens-day/The 85% Rule:https://medium.com/swlh/85-percent-rule-a4a9c80b96bfCanadian KitKats:https://www.narcity.com/why-kitkat-taste-different-in-canada-us-shocked-try-itProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Achoo! Cueiform O'Clock! Tortoise: Back. New weird guy. Executioner clown frog?! Four eyed opossums! Polar bears: leaving. Dog: not wolf. Where is the art?New Weird Guy:https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/nyregion/mickey-barreto-new-yorker-hotel-fraud.html?smid=bsky-nytimes&smtyp=curCome Back Tortoise:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/galapagos-tortoise-once-believed-extinct-is-now-roaming-free/Super old language:https://www.reuters.com/science/40000-year-old-german-artifacts-may-display-written-language-precursor-2026-02-24/Please look at this art:https://www.modernillustration.orgYeti crab:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Galath%C3%A9e_y%C3%A9ti%2C_un_habitant_des_profondeurs_abyssales_%28Ifremer_00569-68091_-_25272%29.jpgHasselhoff Crab:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Close_up_of_Hoff_crab_carapace.jpghttps://deepseanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/press13-11crab.jpgCrab pile:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Dense_mass_of_anomuran_crab_Kiwa_around_deep-sea_hydrothermal_vent.jpg/960px-Dense_mass_of_anomuran_crab_Kiwa_around_deep-sea_hydrothermal_vent.jpgProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Unsung Typing Heroes! Toothy Rock! Troll Report! GigaMoon! Bennu Update! Gay Sheep! Nerd Win! Octopus followup! Lord Robare wants to help! Grandpa Pie!Writer's wives:https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/typing-for-love-or-money/Tooth Rock:https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7v0ev05mdjoGiga Moon:https://cosmicbackground.ioBennu update:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/stbcn0QB6C0Gay Sheep:https://rainbow-wool.comNasgul:https://youtu.be/Qxq1bMy4XVg?si=TTFSPc6jcpvP47hXProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dark Matter Center?! Moonrace! Problematic Norwegian! More Problematic Norwegians! Problematic Norwegian Words! Tiny non-norwegian robots! Blanket Octopuses?! The Rise of the Sea Walnut!Dark Matter Center of the Galaxy:https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/research-highlights/dark-matter-not-black-hole-could-power-milky-ways-heartMars Pivot:https://www.space.com/astronomy/moon/a-city-on-the-moon-why-spacex-shifted-its-focus-away-from-marsNorway's Main Character:https://defector.com/adulterous-norwegian-biathletes-appeal-deniedSmall Cows:https://pandarosaminiatureranch.comBlanket Octopus Pics:https://divernet.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/9-Opened-Blanket-Octopus-female-ANZ-1-of-1-scaled-1-1024x683.jpghttps://spcdn.shortpixel.ai/spio/ret_img,q_cdnize,to_auto,s_webp:avif/octonation.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Blanket-Octopus-Tremoctopus-.gifhttps://assets.iflscience.com/assets/articleNo/80008/aImg/85121/blanket-octopus-male-vs-female-meta.pngProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Norwegian tragedy! Unfortunate Positive AI News! Tubes! Snakes in Wrong Places! Deep Mines! Dwarves and Zombies! Frogs! The David of Buffalo! Big Dog! Tree Big! Squirrel Frozen! 20204 YR4 Update!Big Dog Video: https://youtube.com/shorts/NJOiINRtmbc?si=bIxbqIlx5F9pllADPando Tree Pic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_%28tree%29#/media/File:FallPando02.jpgPando Tree Surface Area: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_%28tree%29#/media/File:Pando_Land_Mass_Outline.jpgMedieval Frogs: https://www.medievalists.net/2025/10/medieval-frogs/Floating Aluminum: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/unsinkable-metal-discovery-could-build-safer-ships-and-harvest-wave-energy/Train Snakes: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/snakes-on-a-train-king-cobras-may-be-riding-the-rails-in-india/Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

These mushrooms are smurfed. Spurious Correlations! Advice! Drunkoons! Yo Ho a Cybertruck! IMAP Update! Afrikaans Tongue Twister Reveal! Poetry Corner! Veronika!Smurf Inducing Fungus:https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260121-the-mysterious-mushroom-that-makes-you-see-tiny-peopleSpurious Connections:https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlationsDrunk Raccoon:https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy8jnxxm70jo.ampPoetry Corner:https://poets.org/poem/tinctureVeronika the Cow:https://youtu.be/3rX1dx8HpL0?si=jclaEzZ34iEWS8Z9Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

STORMWATCH! Balloons? Pomelo season is upon us! IMAP! Adventures in ADHD! Ogres! Dire Wolves! Happy horse accidents!Dire wolf skull wall:https://imgs.search.brave.com/axkZJkz81-1mYEovchjUAc6tCEJk7jhqfI73hxDhUmg/rs:fit:860:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly91cGxv/YWQud2lraW1lZGlh/Lm9yZy93aWtpcGVk/aWEvY29tbW9ucy8w/LzBiL0RpcmVfV29s/Zl9Ta3VsbHNfTGFf/QnJlYV8yMDA1LTA4/LTAxLkpQRwThe Cry Cry Horse:https://news.cgtn.com/news/2026-01-12/From-a-stitching-mistake-to-viral-hit-Meet-the-Cry-Cry-Horse--1JRZlzzI1t6/p.htmlProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

NYPL Year in Review! https://lithub.com/these-are-the-books-new-yorkers-checked-out-of-the-library-the-most-this-year/Public domain preview!https://web.law.duke.edu/cspd/publicdomainday/2026/Great news from Brazil:https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2024.02.19.24301010v1Octotongue:https://www.threads.com/@oceangeneration/post/DRWeQo4AvBM/another-day-another-fun-ocean-fact-octopuses-use-their-tongue-like-a-littleMRSA Killing:https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-32117815One Night In Bangkok:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTUOne Night in Bangkok but make it medieval:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3jHv0GZB9UThe Bonnie Banks of Loch Lamond:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOa0O1-2w5EProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Formula 1 Part 3! Fire sooner? 3D Windpipe! Penguin legs? There is no Dana, only Zuul. ADHD-Off! The truth about Puffins. Broke bridge?The Williams F1 Babypod:https://www.bbc.com/news/business-40481095.ampEarly Fire:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ancient-humans-were-making-fire-350-000-years-earlier-than-scientistsThomas Danbo Vid:https://youtu.be/v4aF_qtwh0Y?si=OPZBflWUAIo6Qt6ePenguin leg example:https://blog.nwf.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/11/files/2011/03/penguin-that-leaps1.jpgFloating Penguin Example:https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/008/108/556/large_2x/humboldt-penguin-floating-on-its-back-free-photo.jpgZuul:https://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-dinosaur-ghostbusters-zuul-20170509-htmlstory.htmlGodzilla's Best Friend:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguirus3D Windpipe:https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/breakthrough-3d-printed-organ-windpipeSpring Puffin:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_puffin#/media/File:Puffin_%28Fratercula_arctica%29.jpgRest-of-the-year Puffin:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_puffin#/media/File:Horned_Puffin_RWD1.jpgPuffin Shedding Beak:https://www.pbase.com/lightrae/image/118177251Hammersmith Bridge:https://nickmaini.substack.com/p/hammersmith-bridgeProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Formula 1 saves lives! Plague Volcano! Tooth? In my eye? The Story of Felicia. Laser Loon! Balloon Duel! Pencil loss! Lodge Dogs! Chessmen! Let's help our South African correspondent!The Amazing Lewis Chessmen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_chessmen#Do not click this if you don't want to see the tooth in eye surgery: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/tooth-in-eye-surgery-canada-1.7470626Laser Loon: https://www.mprnews.org/story/2024/02/13/laser-loon-lives-on-through-new-st-paul-library-cardsBalloon Duel: https://www.geriwalton.com/a-french-balloon-due/Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When cats? Where skulls? Carbon peak? Fermi who? Spider Fake? Leshy! Troll report! Spurious raccoons! Jimothy's animals! What's going on in Atherstone? The rise of the Amperbut! Rocket update from Binbar! Space moss! Dominic 9 reports in! Otter 841:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC-koxb8jxwWojtek:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)Grashopper mouse:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9mO5QzOIQHeadless Skeletons:https://www.science.org/content/article/headless-bodies-hint-why-europe-s-first-farmers-vanishedThe Fermi Paper:https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0094576525006599?via%3DihubFake Spider:https://www.science.org/content/article/s-no-spider-it-s-decoyDecarbonated China:https://www.science.org/content/article/global-carbon-emissions-will-soon-flatten-or-declineLeshy in the woods:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leshy#/media/File:Leshy_(1906).jpgPolish Leshy:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leshy#/media/File:Leszy,_autor_Dariusz_Fluder,_rzeźba_znajduje_się_w_Bolkowie_na_Dolnym_Śląsku.jpgProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Boring espionage! Good Luck Escapade! Dog skulls! Wolf tools? How to Formula One! Blue sun! Cardboard-confined rammed earth! Talking pigs! 24 hour Dutch prayers! Blue dogs! Printing words! Cuthbert! Regurgitalite!Coober Peddy:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coober_PedyFossil Vomit:https://www.science.org/content/article/fossil-vomit-contains-new-species-pterosaur-brazilWolf Tools?:https://www.science.org/content/article/have-wild-wolves-learned-use-toolsBoring Chinese Espionage:https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g311jn1m9oTalking Pig Video:https://www.facebook.com/reel/1314262666887249Cardboard Confined Rammed Earth:https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/09/250922074949.htmBlue Chernobyl Dogs:https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a69208113/chernobyl-dogs-blue/Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nucleo-fungi! Raccoons: The Shortening! Troll update! Vaccines! Reading Rainbow 2.0! CATTLE OBTAINED IN A DETESTABLE MANNER! Go spiders! Lucy's civic engagement epic! House moving! More DMX news? Revenge bedtime procrastination! Congratulations, Salmon!Joey the Guardian:https://youtu.be/9cISL-gnXw8?si=xM4AUcXkF6r15RK8Raccoon pets imminent:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/raccoons-are-showing-early-signs-of-domestication/Nature's Most Efficient Traveler:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-human-on-a-bicycle-is-among-the-most-efficient-forms-of-travel-in-the/Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Free sun! Truck Desk! Wee food! Beef pics! Mars attacks! Rizzo is mean! StarCrete! Button Quails! Dickenson bars! IMAP is cold! Witch test! Web big!Big Web: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/worlds-largest-spider-web-discovered-in-bizarre-sulfur-cave/Truck Desk: https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2025/10/29/truck-desk/Mars the Hippo: https://youtube.com/shorts/RyCqdl2B0OY?si=bTq7iZfoklQ0SDhZButton Quails: https://www.tiktok.com/@fathenfarms/video/7480634437013753118Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Follow ups! Scottish Lords? CSI: IBU! Beowulf (real)! Hollow virus! Tautology! HERE HAVE THIS! The 300 Club! Language Time Travel! Uncle Bob We Love You! Scottish Trips! Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Revisited! G H O S T W A T C H! Gendermelons has great news (right?)!The crazy language thing we listened to:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOhtAdVERNN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3DEthel Merman's Terrible Lake Song: https://youtu.be/Ldld7ZMuCsc?si=ycTDZWkuoMwXmujjProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Beowulf Day! Troll Update! Tab solutions! Troll Capitol! Witch Dance! It looks like a hiiiippooooooooooo! South African Mummy Punt! Lord Robair O'Stressed Out! More Tinnitus! Loraine Devereaux has entered the building. Ooophshnart Moved House! How be Dragons? For Marina.Permafrost Virus Video: https://youtu.be/zAfoNtADtoI?si=Oc4Iv0yh47HP26YQThe house that moved: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_House_That_MovedIt looks like a hippooooooooo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EstemmenosuchusProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Huge yogurt news! New words kind of! Balloon fiesta! Old camera! Audiobook questions! Axe Lake! Stupid Oysters! Dominicapalooza! Spooky lake month! Chai! Pizza when? Zippers when? Cases how? Taco Run!Albuquerque Box: https://albuquerque.com/what-is-the-albuquerque-box/Millennium Camera: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/camera-taking-1000-year-long-exposure-photo-tucson-desert-landscape-180983706/Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bone 2: The Bonening! 2024 YR4 Plans! Magnetic Trolls! Cool Foot! Breaking and Entering now in English and French! Lapis Lazuli! Crocheters! Dead Prezzies! Deep in the Heart of Texas!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Good Luck IMAP! Chinese Lunar Cageyness! Stone Skip Scandal! Troll Report! Project Wombat! Pink vs Blue! Scarecrow Festival! Binbar Ruins Things! Bardcore! Poetic Brevity!Shakespeare in its original dialect: ⁠https://youtu.be/gPlpphT7n9s?si=tzt2Onv1W4m4rFor&t=171⁠The Frog Sauna: ⁠https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-025-02620-9⁠Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: ⁠https://www.hwatweekly.com⁠Follow us on Mastodon: ⁠https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly⁠Follow us on Bluesky: ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social⁠Follow us on Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/⁠Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe does an evolutionary Brexit. Dead life on Mars. El mamut lanudo! Leonardo da Punchy! Wine rats! Laser peacocks? Forks: A History. 2024 YR4 fine print. The most ridiculous nonsense we have ever seen: https://www.science.org/content/article/beetle-grows-termite-back-steal-food Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/ Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Strange French Brains! Congratulations Comb Jelly! Cosmic Lightning! Better Recycling? Troll Report! Gold poopers! String Jellyfish! Battle of the Oranges! Oobleck! Narrator shout out! Sane and Boring! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/ Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vodka! Nuke Shrimp! "Salmon!" Father Justin! Long Lightning! Ancient endearments! Troll Update! Bug Attack! Tinnitus! Cern Follow-up! Welcome 2024 YR4! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/ Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Anyone but Avi Loeb! Habitable zones! Invisible book questions! Nice move, Biaggio! Peternoten! More Presidential pets that you would ever ask for! A good way to check if you are dead! The Baby Clip: https://www.instagram.com/p/DM3asHvRRgV/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/ Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ubre Blanka! Octopolis! Black Iceberg! Troll Hunt! ShipGoo001! Big Black Merger! Girl Power I guess? Big Kiwi Birds! Bitey Plants! Poetry Reading! Hot Tips! The Madness of the Opossum! Carnivorous plant links: https://www.cnps.org/citizen-science/carnivorous-plants-in-meadows-and-fens-6749 https://www.nature.org/en-us/about-us/where-we-work/united-states/north-carolina/stories-in-north-carolina/pitcher-venus-flytrap-carnivorous-plants/ Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Follow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/ Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Spoonerism! Everything is Anteaters! Shaky. Creeping fall doom. Water boatman facts part 2! Egyptian Scans! Advice! Victor Hugo! A poetry reading?! The earthquake footage you don't want to see: https://www.science.org/content/article/watch-earthquake-split-hillside-two Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Visit us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/ Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scandi Check In! China Moon! Subaru Solutions! Mama Rosa! Lizard Wedding! Norwegian traps! Scuba Bug! Tea Check in! Turkey Country! Opps, CERN Gold! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Visit us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.social Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Guess who's back? Guess who's also back? Shake! "Chocolate Cake!" Pluto Facts! Cat TV follow up! Trolls! Bog Mommy! Where's Binbar?! Swahili Coconut! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Visit us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eye Cameras! Sun death! Welcome, Atlas! Sop: Origins! Furnishings! King Tut's Cure! Musical Mushrooms 2: Electric Boogaloo! Squid/Bug Hotline! Conflict seats! Bedroom fusion! Pizza Hut: Resurrection! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Visit us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mormon Lady Guns! Copernicope! SIlva! Milk! Clewes! MADW! Teen girl literature! Willard Scott?!?! Fuzai! The first McDonald's Commercial: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:McDonald%27s_commercial_(1963).webm Fuzai in action: https://youtu.be/jcr8vvFONTY?si=pSo9hBxZZ-wFauOO Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Leave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.com Visit us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweekly Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.