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Simulation? He thrusts his fists and makes less posts and still insists this video roasts. Subscription fatigue. Green space, less crime. Palm trees defeated? Mid-tier cetaceans. I'r a bird, it's a plane, it's Steve. House Hippo. Catch you on the Aztec TL. Typewritten. Dolphin and whales head back home: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12052-009-0135-2?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExUzk2SDNaVXc4bVducmY3M3NydGMGYXBwX2lkDzUxNDc3MTU2OTIyODA2MQABHuQQA2l_n4gONEVbzo5aLSxG-lYmro-q-jp_zL4uk522MMPT7WVPtxRwdCpu_aem_6lOuYrmxO35ox2o0ycDJKQPalm trees:https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/29/los-angeles-palm-trees-dyingPhilly green spaces:https://reasonstobecheerful.world/greening-abandoned-lots-philly/Simulation theory:https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/2632-072X/ae1e50Less posts:https://petapixel.com/2026/04/03/social-media-users-are-less-active-on-platforms-due-to-rise-of-short-form-video/Less subs:https://www.niemanlab.org/2026/04/three-newsletters-for-the-price-of-1-5-independent-journalists-experiment-with-a-bundle/Artemis tracker:https://artemis-tracker.netlify.appHouse Hippohttps://youtu.be/TijcoS8qHIE?si=HM5FfcJ83-AcRxLZHoue hippo felt:https://imgur.com/a/homemade-house-hippo-iWoL3WZHow to Pronounce the Aztec TL:https://youtu.be/3j2m510Pp2o?si=ofrLkRgYYAeUSuIMProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonEdited & Mastered by Rich PalmerMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Meteors! Lightning! Moon! Kitten! Poop! Purple! Dolphins! Descartes! Turkeys! Tinnitus! Newfoundland! Typos!Meteors embiggening:https://gizmodo.com/astronomers-say-recent-rash-of-meteor-sightings-warrants-serious-investigation-2000738638?utm_source=DamnInterestingCrazy lightning article:https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/04/lightning-strike-survivors-body-mind/686057/?gift=j9r7avb6p-KY8zdjhsiSZ-X29a3sQP9dT9t6OaO3vMkMagnetic safe zone on the moon:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/earths-magnetic-field-may-be-more-powerful-than-we-thought/Purple isn't real:https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a70129575/purple-is-fake-science/Saber toothed kitten:https://www.npr.org/2024/11/16/nx-s1-5193845/35000-year-old-kitten-siberia-frozen?emci=dc70b4ec-05a6-ef11-88d0-6045bdd62db6&emdi=9ba28b99-4da8-ef11-88d0-6045bdd62db6&ceid=2410533Bear Poop Beer:https://www.axios.com/2026/01/28/bear-poop-beer-columbia-breaksideEnigmatic Cat Bird Research:https://www.science.org/content/article/dolphins-make-peace-and-love-not-war-when-they-encounter-strangersTypo exhibit:https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/typos-have-plagued-us-for-centuries-just-ask-the-publishers-who-printed-the-seventh-commandment-as-thou-shalt-commit-adultery-in-1631-180988353/END OF SHOW TAGProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonEdited & Mastered by Rich PalmerMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sorry about Joe's Crappy Mic. It's not Rich's fault.Coffee: Same. Moon: Mysterious. Kids: Fine. Phone: poems. Muppets: Good. Mummen: Shantz. Americans: Canadians. Moon: Safe. Horse: named. Cheese: riotous. Seizures: bad. Molly: guarded. Girl Scouts: innovating.The Coffee Shop:https://theconversation.com/indie-coffee-shops-are-meant-to-counter-corporate-behemoths-like-starbucks-so-why-do-they-all-look-the-same-275746?utm_source=DamnInterestingHowtown Moon Video:https://youtu.be/ghW7BEC0byg?si=v757Ea9dE9HBuB9UKids are Alright:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-kids-are-all-right/Phone Poems:https://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/poems-dictated-to-my-phone-mostly-while-waiting-in-my-carMolly Guard:https://unsung.aresluna.org/molly-guard-in-reverse/Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonEdited & Mastered by Rich PalmerMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vera! Maya! Chickpeas! Danish doorbell! Trolls! Sad mice! Mad bear! Deep ocean! Uncle Bob! Big syringes!Universe 25:https://www.the-scientist.com/universe-25-experiment-69941Librarians:https://lithub.com/8-badass-librarians-we-need-to-celebrate-this-international-womens-day/The 85% Rule:https://medium.com/swlh/85-percent-rule-a4a9c80b96bfCanadian KitKats:https://www.narcity.com/why-kitkat-taste-different-in-canada-us-shocked-try-itProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Achoo! Cueiform O'Clock! Tortoise: Back. New weird guy. Executioner clown frog?! Four eyed opossums! Polar bears: leaving. Dog: not wolf. Where is the art?New Weird Guy:https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/19/nyregion/mickey-barreto-new-yorker-hotel-fraud.html?smid=bsky-nytimes&smtyp=curCome Back Tortoise:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/galapagos-tortoise-once-believed-extinct-is-now-roaming-free/Super old language:https://www.reuters.com/science/40000-year-old-german-artifacts-may-display-written-language-precursor-2026-02-24/Please look at this art:https://www.modernillustration.orgYeti crab:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Galath%C3%A9e_y%C3%A9ti%2C_un_habitant_des_profondeurs_abyssales_%28Ifremer_00569-68091_-_25272%29.jpgHasselhoff Crab:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Close_up_of_Hoff_crab_carapace.jpghttps://deepseanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/press13-11crab.jpgCrab pile:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7a/Dense_mass_of_anomuran_crab_Kiwa_around_deep-sea_hydrothermal_vent.jpg/960px-Dense_mass_of_anomuran_crab_Kiwa_around_deep-sea_hydrothermal_vent.jpgProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Unsung Typing Heroes! Toothy Rock! Troll Report! GigaMoon! Bennu Update! Gay Sheep! Nerd Win! Octopus followup! Lord Robare wants to help! Grandpa Pie!Writer's wives:https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/typing-for-love-or-money/Tooth Rock:https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7v0ev05mdjoGiga Moon:https://cosmicbackground.ioBennu update:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/stbcn0QB6C0Gay Sheep:https://rainbow-wool.comNasgul:https://youtu.be/Qxq1bMy4XVg?si=TTFSPc6jcpvP47hXProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dark Matter Center?! Moonrace! Problematic Norwegian! More Problematic Norwegians! Problematic Norwegian Words! Tiny non-norwegian robots! Blanket Octopuses?! The Rise of the Sea Walnut!Dark Matter Center of the Galaxy:https://ras.ac.uk/news-and-press/research-highlights/dark-matter-not-black-hole-could-power-milky-ways-heartMars Pivot:https://www.space.com/astronomy/moon/a-city-on-the-moon-why-spacex-shifted-its-focus-away-from-marsNorway's Main Character:https://defector.com/adulterous-norwegian-biathletes-appeal-deniedSmall Cows:https://pandarosaminiatureranch.comBlanket Octopus Pics:https://divernet.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/9-Opened-Blanket-Octopus-female-ANZ-1-of-1-scaled-1-1024x683.jpghttps://spcdn.shortpixel.ai/spio/ret_img,q_cdnize,to_auto,s_webp:avif/octonation.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Blanket-Octopus-Tremoctopus-.gifhttps://assets.iflscience.com/assets/articleNo/80008/aImg/85121/blanket-octopus-male-vs-female-meta.pngProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Norwegian tragedy! Unfortunate Positive AI News! Tubes! Snakes in Wrong Places! Deep Mines! Dwarves and Zombies! Frogs! The David of Buffalo! Big Dog! Tree Big! Squirrel Frozen! 20204 YR4 Update!Big Dog Video: https://youtube.com/shorts/NJOiINRtmbc?si=bIxbqIlx5F9pllADPando Tree Pic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_%28tree%29#/media/File:FallPando02.jpgPando Tree Surface Area: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_%28tree%29#/media/File:Pando_Land_Mass_Outline.jpgMedieval Frogs: https://www.medievalists.net/2025/10/medieval-frogs/Floating Aluminum: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/unsinkable-metal-discovery-could-build-safer-ships-and-harvest-wave-energy/Train Snakes: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/snakes-on-a-train-king-cobras-may-be-riding-the-rails-in-india/Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

These mushrooms are smurfed. Spurious Correlations! Advice! Drunkoons! Yo Ho a Cybertruck! IMAP Update! Afrikaans Tongue Twister Reveal! Poetry Corner! Veronika!Smurf Inducing Fungus:https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20260121-the-mysterious-mushroom-that-makes-you-see-tiny-peopleSpurious Connections:https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlationsDrunk Raccoon:https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy8jnxxm70jo.ampPoetry Corner:https://poets.org/poem/tinctureVeronika the Cow:https://youtu.be/3rX1dx8HpL0?si=jclaEzZ34iEWS8Z9Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

STORMWATCH! Balloons? Pomelo season is upon us! IMAP! Adventures in ADHD! Ogres! Dire Wolves! Happy horse accidents!Dire wolf skull wall:https://imgs.search.brave.com/axkZJkz81-1mYEovchjUAc6tCEJk7jhqfI73hxDhUmg/rs:fit:860:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly91cGxv/YWQud2lraW1lZGlh/Lm9yZy93aWtpcGVk/aWEvY29tbW9ucy8w/LzBiL0RpcmVfV29s/Zl9Ta3VsbHNfTGFf/QnJlYV8yMDA1LTA4/LTAxLkpQRwThe Cry Cry Horse:https://news.cgtn.com/news/2026-01-12/From-a-stitching-mistake-to-viral-hit-Meet-the-Cry-Cry-Horse--1JRZlzzI1t6/p.htmlProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

NYPL Year in Review! https://lithub.com/these-are-the-books-new-yorkers-checked-out-of-the-library-the-most-this-year/Public domain preview!https://web.law.duke.edu/cspd/publicdomainday/2026/Great news from Brazil:https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2024.02.19.24301010v1Octotongue:https://www.threads.com/@oceangeneration/post/DRWeQo4AvBM/another-day-another-fun-ocean-fact-octopuses-use-their-tongue-like-a-littleMRSA Killing:https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-32117815One Night In Bangkok:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTUOne Night in Bangkok but make it medieval:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3jHv0GZB9UThe Bonnie Banks of Loch Lamond:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOa0O1-2w5EProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Formula 1 Part 3! Fire sooner? 3D Windpipe! Penguin legs? There is no Dana, only Zuul. ADHD-Off! The truth about Puffins. Broke bridge?The Williams F1 Babypod:https://www.bbc.com/news/business-40481095.ampEarly Fire:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ancient-humans-were-making-fire-350-000-years-earlier-than-scientistsThomas Danbo Vid:https://youtu.be/v4aF_qtwh0Y?si=OPZBflWUAIo6Qt6ePenguin leg example:https://blog.nwf.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/11/files/2011/03/penguin-that-leaps1.jpgFloating Penguin Example:https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/008/108/556/large_2x/humboldt-penguin-floating-on-its-back-free-photo.jpgZuul:https://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-dinosaur-ghostbusters-zuul-20170509-htmlstory.htmlGodzilla's Best Friend:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguirus3D Windpipe:https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/breakthrough-3d-printed-organ-windpipeSpring Puffin:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_puffin#/media/File:Puffin_%28Fratercula_arctica%29.jpgRest-of-the-year Puffin:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_puffin#/media/File:Horned_Puffin_RWD1.jpgPuffin Shedding Beak:https://www.pbase.com/lightrae/image/118177251Hammersmith Bridge:https://nickmaini.substack.com/p/hammersmith-bridgeProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Formula 1 saves lives! Plague Volcano! Tooth? In my eye? The Story of Felicia. Laser Loon! Balloon Duel! Pencil loss! Lodge Dogs! Chessmen! Let's help our South African correspondent!The Amazing Lewis Chessmen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_chessmen#Do not click this if you don't want to see the tooth in eye surgery: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/tooth-in-eye-surgery-canada-1.7470626Laser Loon: https://www.mprnews.org/story/2024/02/13/laser-loon-lives-on-through-new-st-paul-library-cardsBalloon Duel: https://www.geriwalton.com/a-french-balloon-due/Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When cats? Where skulls? Carbon peak? Fermi who? Spider Fake? Leshy! Troll report! Spurious raccoons! Jimothy's animals! What's going on in Atherstone? The rise of the Amperbut! Rocket update from Binbar! Space moss! Dominic 9 reports in! Otter 841:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC-koxb8jxwWojtek:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)Grashopper mouse:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9mO5QzOIQHeadless Skeletons:https://www.science.org/content/article/headless-bodies-hint-why-europe-s-first-farmers-vanishedThe Fermi Paper:https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0094576525006599?via%3DihubFake Spider:https://www.science.org/content/article/s-no-spider-it-s-decoyDecarbonated China:https://www.science.org/content/article/global-carbon-emissions-will-soon-flatten-or-declineLeshy in the woods:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leshy#/media/File:Leshy_(1906).jpgPolish Leshy:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leshy#/media/File:Leszy,_autor_Dariusz_Fluder,_rzeźba_znajduje_się_w_Bolkowie_na_Dolnym_Śląsku.jpgProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Boring espionage! Good Luck Escapade! Dog skulls! Wolf tools? How to Formula One! Blue sun! Cardboard-confined rammed earth! Talking pigs! 24 hour Dutch prayers! Blue dogs! Printing words! Cuthbert! Regurgitalite!Coober Peddy:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coober_PedyFossil Vomit:https://www.science.org/content/article/fossil-vomit-contains-new-species-pterosaur-brazilWolf Tools?:https://www.science.org/content/article/have-wild-wolves-learned-use-toolsBoring Chinese Espionage:https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g311jn1m9oTalking Pig Video:https://www.facebook.com/reel/1314262666887249Cardboard Confined Rammed Earth:https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/09/250922074949.htmBlue Chernobyl Dogs:https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a69208113/chernobyl-dogs-blue/Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardLeave Finlay a message or a voicemail: https://www.hwatweekly.comFollow us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFollow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hwatweekly.bsky.socialFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hwatweekly/Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partnersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.