Hwat?! Weekly

What are knees? AMOC is fine. No crab future. Dirty space. Ants ants ants ants. Mona Lisa found dead. Baby King. The fish doorbell! Cheese! Old man's head! The FOV. Jack the Ripper found dead. Ogress! Explosions in the Sky Not the Band. Herbs! Everything we don't know.The FOV: https://youtu.be/cOb--M5pi6Y?si=N9Qf9RYgS2JLLcCxProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comVisit us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are we doomed yet? Quinoa for the future! Back to the office?!? Flamin Hot Auction! Entanglements! The Emperor of America! Missile Mail Day! Cheese tea field test! WOAH ORCAS! Square poops? Focus on your weird small thing!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comVisit us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Whale talk! Rise and gnaw! Chinese space magic! That's a "no" on golf. The song of the summer! The great marathon of 1904! Seriously you have to see this mouse vid. Bat stuff! Matches, whencefore hast thou cometh? RIP Jane's letters.Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comVisit us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

METEOR (not really) ?! Cheese Tea Update! Road Rats! Canadian rats or the lack thereof! Havalinas! The clams are protecting you! Cake wars! Joe's Mona Lisa problem?Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comVisit us on Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New Tea! Io problems! Spider dreams! Electric Lollipops! Trappist 1 Jams! Haydn's two skulls! Invisible stripes! Babu! We said NO to the lunchmeat thing, y'all!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Australians!Links!Soup Suckers!https://www.generalmills.com/news/press-releases/soup-you-can-suck-on-introducing-progresso-soup-drops-the-ultimate-cold-and-flu-season-comfortMolten Iron:https://youtu.be/kfWBSE3wPPE?si=3JOeib7w3BnX2rZBChair Arch!https://wycombemuseum.org.uk/collections/photographic-collection/chair-arch-1884We're on Mastodon now!https://mastodon.social/@hwatweeklyThe Wii Australian Open:https://www.youtube.com/live/nC2ShonGV2Y?si=Afx2XuTpmz8v5nPC&t=2088https://youtu.be/LKlv3xIUn8c?siAP0Re3YndlupSIProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mythic Icelandic Ruffians! Syrup Heist! Where are bears? Turkey talk! Get in this grave for your mental health! Hot pennies! BookTok! The origins of spicy! Murdered hornets! The first present? A hockey stick to the face!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Your voicemails?!?!? Fan hands shrimp! The amazing Ken Allen! Yarn conventions and cruises! Beautiful tigers! Salmon cannon! Finlay learns her favorite word! Smallest bird! Chicken the dog! Donkey Mahjong! Lucy Glo! Baby rex! The unstoppable Kodak and the glory of real things!Fruit fly sperm:https://www.sciencenews.org/article/fruit-flys-giant-sperm-quite-exaggerationPiazza del Campo every day:https://tourismmedia.italia.it/is/image/mitur/2480X1000_piazza_del_campo_destination?wid=1240&hei=500&fit=constrain,1&fmt=webpPiazza del Campo for the Palio:https://www.visittuscany.com/shared/visittuscany/immagini/palio-siena.jpg?__scale=h:1440,w:1920Salmon Cannon:https://youtu.be/2z3ZyGlqUkA?si=aIaZaRkTbxYQPFE3Yogscast Jingle Jamhttps://www.jinglejam.co.ukSam the Celestial's HWHW database:https://mega.nz/folder/pEEElIBYdecryption key apA1q9DjqGfAd567CzqqaAProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tiny suns! Weird Wycombe! Zipf's law! Frozen Bats! Exploding bats! Frozen Kidneys! The joys of ornamental Shrimp! Chicken paper! Peru (the bird)! Raccoons! The crested Guineafowl! A Swdish in process solar System! Salmon (the hat)! A nice authentic Antarctic accent!Some links of note:Sweden Solar System:https://www.swedensolarsystem.se/en/stations/Helmeted Guineafowl:https://animalia.bio/helmeted-guineafowl#google_vignetteAtlas Obscura book:https://www.atlasobscura.com/unique-gifts/atlas-obscura-bookInto the Unknown book:https://libro.fm/audiobooks/9781668644140Salmon Hats:https://www.sciencealert.com/orcas-are-wearing-dead-salmon-as-hats-and-scientists-are-stumped Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Long lake names! Physics jokes! Clackers! Literal blood shot eyes! Stoffel! Jellyfish galaxies! Photons! Fake bears! Dystopian Redbox! The universal ouch! The epic tale of the Turkey! Zoom Suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Humming frog fish! Gold Bugs! Adventure cats! Floriography! Feline station agents! Non-canonical Golems! Dinosaur trees! Wolfenoot! Hedgehog proteins! Thistles! Space jellyfish! Dumb art! Nose flute?!?! Doomsday fish! Baby, the mutant! Troll hunt!! Museum of Failure!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Space bats! Dirty Dahl! Mystery Mollusc! Dog Days! The new Thelma and Louise! Solar system check-in! Unicorns! Lava gophers!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Coin thyself! Ding dong fish! Apple rankings! Bee balls! Blind bikers! Cotton-corn sweat! Yule Cat! Hugh Grant's final form! Solar Hampsters! La Guardia!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Moss balls! Bosnian pyramids! Corn sweat solutions! Frozen dead guys (again)! The Spotify Vandal! Flea toads! Echolocation U! Apples!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vampires! Homicidal Baby Birds! Seductive Shrikes! Bone Eaters! Tree Frogs! What's Under Petra?! Decorative Hermits! Chill Moon! Sleeping Finches! Bacteria Bonanza! Infuriating Cars! Dramatic Readings!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New penguin postmaster! Emo war! Dark oxygen! Silklab! Cryonics checkup! The Transylvanian! New/Old Tasmanian Tiger! Fish rain?! D&D LMFT!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fat Bear Winner! Bat Library! STEVE! New Worm Lizard! Things that are now Bullsh*t! Sequoia Cathedral! Mushroom Space House!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra WoodardVisit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fat Bears! Gamma Ray Lightning! Space Violins! Hippocampes Modernes! Stump the Gaffer! Ramblin' Rayne Beau! Negative Time! Fruit Fly Brains! Finlay can't stop grossing us out!!Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard.Visit us online: https://www.hwatweekly.comFor more information on our sponsors go to https://fableandfolly.com/partners/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tree goats of yore! Putter-togetherers! Meteor Nukes! Corn sweat! Easter cannons! Come with us, if you will, to the Zanclean Flood...Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard.Visit us online at http://www.hwatweekly.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

New moon! New veins (Old veins?)! New Butter! New It Girl! Sleepless in Sweden. Behold, Porphyrion!!DO NOT GOOGLE THE TOE!!Music: My Own Kind of Tango - Alexandra Woodard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Big geese. Small Hippos. The regrettable ennui of the Hyperloop.Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In our inaugural episode Joe updates Finlay, his workaholic girlfriend, on all the interesting things that happened last week.Plastic eating bacteria! Golden earthquakes! Bald Ibises! Swiss Chocolate! Hallmark Christmas movies: a study! Clear mice!Music: My own kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do you have a partner that works too much? Well, Joe certainly does, which is why he decided to make "Hwat?! Weekly!", a weekly recap show where Joe updates his workaholic girlfriend, Finlay on anything interesting that happened in the past week (with a strict "no politics, no pop culture" mandate). "Hwat?! Weekly!" Is a new show hosted by Joe Fisher (Creator of the podcast Midnight Burger) and Finlay Stevenson (co-producer of Midnight Burger and audiobook narrator and director). It's a show about trying to stay connected to the weird, joyous, and sometimes maddening things in the world, and about two very busy people trying to stay connected with each other. © Business Goose Media, LLC Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.