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Episode 1798 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt, give Poncho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup (00:02:10) - Pat still hasn’t received his erection tracker, ordered 6 months ago (00:05:30) - Car thief in Seattle jumps drawbridge and gets away (00:11:40) - 32 Florida students go to the hospital after being pepper-sprayed during a school fight (00:22:50) - Willem Dafoe is packing (00:27:45) - Extremely rare virgin iguana birth at UK zoo (00:30:30) - The Macrons are headed to a US court to prove Brigitte doesn’t have a penis Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1796 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:33 Demon Slayer piss beating 00:20:11 Singer D4vd was dating 15 year old dead girl found in his trunk 00:28:53 Strip club gave auditor lap dances to reduce $8m tax bill 00:35:20 School administrator sells school’s lawnmowers on black market Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1796 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup (00:03:05) - Police officer busted for getting head to let people off DUIs (00:12:20) - Two men arrested for trying to kill the President of Zambia via witch craft (00:21:40) - Cheaters at the World Stone Skimming (skipping) championships (00:28:40) - NASA denies the alien spaceship headed to earth to kill us is a spaceship (00:32:20) - Two Florida trouble making kids caused destroy elementary school library (00:37:34) - Chinese kid who peed in restaurant hot pot fined 309k USD Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1795 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup (00:01:10) - Air pump thefts in Old Station, CA (00:06:25) - Famous CA chef arrested for robbing 3 banks in one day (00:12:55) - Sinkhole swallows delivery truck in Mexico City (00:15:30) - You have to watch ads in Chinese bathrooms to get a ration of toilet paper (00:22:15) A Florida man used scuba gear to escape after robbing a waterfront restaurant (00:30:05) A deep look inside Europe’s Cyber Brothels, where you can have sex with a sex doll prostitute Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1794 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Our listeners get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp dot com slash HARDFACTOR Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup, DLPGs, and Coffee Table Books (00:06:18) - Fox News Anchor suggest "Just Kill 'Em" about the US Homeless Population, Charlie Kirk's Killer, Nepalese Discord, and CyberTruck Assault at Burning Man (00:20:45) - Married Pakistani Dr. in UK gets caught delaying procedure to have a closet intercourse "comfort break" with "Nurse C" (00:29:37) - FBI accidentally free-bases animal sanctuary while incinerating meth in the animal morgue next door (00:34:24) - Nigerian woman makes the world's largest bowl of jollof, but the pot broke before they could weigh the world record Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for access to bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1792 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Someone in Connecticut still painting the squirrels red 00:15:05 Butt Sniffer caught AGAIN 00:18:41 Cornell students found skinning bear carcass in campus residence hall 00:27:58 Construction workers fleeing ICE raid climb fences around CIA headquarters 00:32:26 Mark Zuckerberg is suing Mark Zuckerberg Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1791 - brought to you by Patreon.com/HardFactor - join our community for as little as $3/month and get access to bonus pod, discord chat with the hosts, and more! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Bad News: Charlie Kirk killed in Utah while working, Colorado High School Shooting, and the Knife Murder on the Charlotte Train (00:14:00) - Study finds that Scrolling Cell Phone on the Crapper will make you more Likely to Develop Hemorrhoids (00:21:42) - Man Jumps Off Cruise Ship after Racking up massive Casino Debt (00:33:33) - Long Island Woman shoots Neighbor in the Face with a Flare Gun over pet dispute Thank you for listening, but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1790 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:15 Singer D4VD’s Tesla found with a dismembered body in the trunk 00:16:30 Nepal is burning after the government shoots and kills 18 kids protesting 00:23:10 Official USA Ryder Cup merch suffers insane blunder 00:27:58 Man living in apartment crawl space for months creeps residents out 00:34:30 Greta Thunberg's boat catches on fire when a drone/idiot sets off a flare on board 00:40:55 Orange County man fined $300k for setting off illegal fireworks this past 4th Of July Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1789 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:15 New Zealand man who kidnapped his children for four years killed in shoot-out 00:15:15 Slug torments a German household in a game of ding-dong ditch 00:23:40 France has to replace their prime minister again 00:25:40 Mt Sinai is being turned into a mega tourism destination 00:33:00 Epstein’s 50th birthday book was released, and it’s gross Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1788 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:49 Conor McGregor announces his official bid for Ireland’s Presidency and is endorsed by Musk 00:14:29 Hot lawyer facing 25 years in Dubai for cocaine smuggling 00:25:26 Trump wants to ban Iranians from shopping at Costco 00:32:36 Phillies Karen Recap 00:44:52 New study shows LSD reduces anxiety Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1787 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding- Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. Offer not available anywhere else. Hydrow- Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings- Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho- If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy- Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Must be of age-verified. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - The Lineup, NOW Feat. Internet/Public Commenters, Free-use Netflix, the National Guard, and FOOTBALL (00:08:18) - Cranford, New Jersey Man Will Thilly performs Town Hall dance in protest of high property taxes (00:21:02) - Sex-Stortion: New GitHub available free spyware allows you to easily remotely view and record other device cameras anonymously... (00:34:00) - Cutting off your feet for the insurance money... Foot Fraud. We love you, thank you for listening!! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community and get access to bonus pods, discord chat w/ the hosts and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1786 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:35 NYC has a real dog shit problem on its hands 00:21:55 Putin, Xi & other world leaders met to discuss immortality, have sex with prostitutes & check out China’s nuclear weapons Man Time Moves 00:31:00: Russian dad breaks into waterpark to give his son an unforgettable 11th birthday party 00:34:10 A Male guinea pig named Randy broke into the female enclosure and impregnated all of them 00:36:50 Greta Thunberg is being memed for her new haircut as she once again tries to sail to Gaza Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1785 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Hard Factor Lottery Pool 00:06:15 The US military blew up a Venezuelan drug boat with a “kinetic strike” 00:19:08 Coldplay concert banter back in the news this time, is it antisemitic? 00:30:55 Kentucky man sneaks into brother’s home and stabs him in the nuts 00:34:45 Japanese woman romance scammed by a fake astronaut “from outer space” 00:38:30 USPS fraud investigator arrested for stealing 300k for escorts and cruises Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1784 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:53 Dude Caught Jackin' at Korn Concert 00:25:23 Guy found murdered at Burning Man 00:37:00 Multiple Amish dead after bizarre water-feats-of-faith Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Labor Day!! This Patreon.com/HardFactor Episode of Mark and Will breaking down the best Florida Man stories of last week is brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Hydrow - For a limited time go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower!Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) Pre-K Curriculum and the Annual Seasons of Florida Man, (00:12:56) Enraged 70 year-old Florida Man assaults children over fishing in neighborhood pond, (00:23:00) 68 year-old Florida Man arrested for DUI after calling the cops on himself for killing a deer, (00:30:43) Florida Man throws Pizza Box at preggo gf while getting cucked by presumably handsome and manly Uber Driver, (00:39:12) Will's daughter joins for the heroic tale of a real life Florida Batman, Kyle Miven, who apprehended a criminal in his pajamas while protecting his neighborhood Thank you for listening, get access to more bonus podcasts like this at Patreon.com/HardFactor!! But MOST Importantly, HAGFD/W!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1783 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:01:20 Happy 40th to Pat, how do you feel? 00:05:40 The River Thames has a wet wipe island, and it's disgusting 00:11:00 South Carolina elections chairman might have tried, allegedly, to dose his granddaughters with ecstasy via a DQ Blizzard!? 00:23:05 Stories from the Discord “Bad News” Thread, including Chinese Hacking, Joe Gibbs trending, horrible Cowboys trades, 00:27:25 Sam’s Club employee with enormous forehead stabs customer with scissors 00:33:45 Bad news for fat people who fly Southwest Airlines 00:40:40 Jason Vaughn from Fat Guy Tested, a hidden gem on the internet, is must-watch content 00:43:35 The Japanese want to limit cell phone usage Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1782 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchoutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Happy Birthday to Pat! 00:06:10 RIP to Wes’ dog Joe 00:09:00 Pregnancy fraud is a big business in Japan 00:24:10 Monster shoots and kills two children and injures 17 others during Mass 00:31:50 Wisconsin man who faked his death to leave family sentenced 00:36:10 Will Smith posts a video of him touring but it’s with AI fans 00:40:40 Chicago man captures giant carp in the Chicago River Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1781 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:08 Bad AI Jobs report 00:11:07 Australian lawyer apologizes to judge for submitting fake AI quotes in court 00:24:44 Surveillance Pricing is going to ruin everything 00:39:33 New study says shrooms kick ass Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1780 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to ponchooutdoors.com/HARDFACTOR for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Shoutout to the Clitologist (00:06:10) - Thongs are BACK on butts (Thong Song was really the best) (00:10:33) - Founder of "Aspiration Securities" sustainability focused firm pleads Guilty to Fraud (00:18:26) - UK plans to do "town arrest" programs to ease overcrowded prisons (00:25:59) - South Korean coffee shops overrun with "Cagongjok" loiterers who hang out all day on the wifi without buying anything (00:32:48) - Dirty Warden in Colorado caught accessing female strip search video files over 3K times Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community and get access to weekly bonus podcasts, discord chat, trivia and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1779 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Poncho - If you’ve been looking for the perfect shirt—something breathable, fits great, feels even better, and stands out in a good way—give Poncho a try. Go to www.ponchooutdoors.com/hardfactor for $10 off your first order. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:10 Serial butt sniffer arrested AGAIN!! 00:13:45 New Chiefs sideline correspondent is HOTT 00:22:40 Mariposa, CA, DA was buying Meth for 8 years and God knows what else 00:27:55 The Florida Board of Education will no longer hand out certificates to students with disabilities who could not earn the diploma, but tried really hard 00:29:50 President Trump wants to send the National Guard to Chicago 00:34:25 French marine park is jerking off its male Orca so it doesn't try to have sex with his own mother Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1778 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:00 Male NFL cheerleaders 00:08:10 Serial sex offender agrees to castration in plea deal 00:18:50 Cracker Barrel changes their logo and loses a ton of money 00:33:10 New dating trend called “Shrekking” to date ugly people so they treat you better 00:41:40 Fake mass shootings at college orientations Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1777 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 Oklahoma to require ideology test for teachers from New York and California 00:19:12 Trump orders the wall painted black to make it hotter and harder to climb 00:26:02 Water cremations legal in Maryland and other states 00:34:39 Fake Justin Bieber performs in Vegas Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1776 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Must be of legal age. Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Hard Factor Patreon - Join our community to get access to bonus pods, discord chat with the hosts, and much more at patreon.com/HardFactor Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Chipmunk Mode, Airport P3dos, How to run an Ultra Marathon / Inaugural Hard Factor 1K (00:06:49) - Insane scene in Seattle as local madman shoots disabled veteran over alleged "stolen valor" (00:23:30) - Bad News Rundown (00:25:01) - 40 year-old Connecticut man has to be rescued from Elementary School Tube Slide after getting stuck inside (00:35:37) - Cali Brah gets stuck in the 7 Teacups Waterfall (00:41:25) - S3xualized Girls' Easter Dress caught on Boutique Website (00:45:16) - Radioactive Shrimp Discovered at Walmart (00:50:34) - California Wild Boars are turning Electric Blue from the inside out from eating Rodent Poison Thanks for tuning in. We love you, and most importantly: HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1775 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: 00:01:20 Short cruise recap and cruise stories, for more go to Patreon.com/hardfactor 00:05:45 The Matrix is here!! Robots will soon grow babies inside of them 00:21:50 A French company allows couples to sell wedding seats online to afford a better venue and a better wedding 00:29:05 Cambridge dictionary unveils its new horrible words that teens are using 00:33:05 Mom gave that Denmark zoo her daughter’s pony to be devoured by lions Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Patreon sample episode is brought to you by our incredible sponsors. The boys will be back with fresh news tomorrow! Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) Story lineup (00:05:00) King Charles is giving Canada their marching orders (00:22:31) Sidney Sweeney is doing Baskin-Robbins ads (00:24:20) Man Who Married Almost 30 Women, and Pacino having more kids (00:36:50) - Zuck buying up whole neighborhoods, and WNBA Dildo Bandit Discussion (00:45:14) - Mark and Will try to comprehend "67" Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community and get AD-FREE bonus episode like Florida Man Friday. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1774 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:05:08 Pink Shirt guy who threw sandwich at ICE officer ID’d 00:15:37 Woman breaks up with boyfriend for not wiping his butt 00:21:57 Man moons Maryland council 00:25:18 XenaTheWitch Arrested 00:27:33 SC Gov. Candidate goes on insane rant after arrest 00:35:03 UK female cops in jogging pants do sting on cat callers Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1773 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding - Go to www.brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story Lineup and Hangin' w/ Mr. Cooper Discussion (00:05:07) - European Summit to Prepare for Alaskan Summit - Zelenskyy's Height Under Fire Despite Successful Meeting. Shoutout Ukraine Boxing (00:12:50) - Attempted carjacking foiled by elderly couple's stick-shift transmission (00:23:35) - Man arrested in Southern California for stealing $300K of skin grafts. Everyone perplexed with why since they are extremely hard to re-sell (00:29:41) - Cam'ron and Omar Gooding (Jr?) in epic diss track/diss fake movie battle that is taking internet beefs to entirely new levels Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for bonus pods, discord chat, and more! Thank you for listening, we love you, and most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1772 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:03:50 Man in Beavis and Butthead shirt is newest WNBA dildo tosser 00:08:25 Founder of Arizona Iced Tea is worried he will have to raise prices 00:13:40 Chinese man smuggles 850 box turtles at 1.4 million in value 00:17:00 Tooth in the eye surgery is curing a woman’s blindness 00:22:20 Dog finds human remains behind his owner’s home for the fourth time 00:31:00 Australian scientist figured out what’s up with the Bermuda Triangle 00:36:30 French woman sues company for paying her to not work for over 20 years Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1771 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:06:44 Whoopsie-Daisy - Greatest Gangbang You’ll Ever See 00:09:07 Whoopsie-Daisy - Man busted for at home genital ultrasound operation 00:13:34 Whoopsie-Daisy - Chinese Coast Guard Totals Ship Ramming Chinese Naval Destroyer 00:18:53 Trump’s DC law enforcement presser was very Trump 00:22:45 Live streamers in Austin shoot pedestrians with paintball guns 00:34:56 AI imagination videos are SPICY Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1770 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - Hard Factor is sponsored by BetterHelp. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at www.betterhelp.com/hardfactor Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:01:20 Mark explains the glory of Maine in August 00:05:50 Canadian man wins fifth beer mile world championship in an incredible time 00:10:20 Brazilian couple screws themselves to death 00:18:00 Two Japanese boxers died from the same event 00:22:40 Fundamentalist Christian Church is not real into women voting 00:29:55 Trump seeking long-term trade deal with China and talking weed declassification 00:32:30 China has officially wiped away any visual references to Islam 00:34:50 Chinese influencer tries to eat live mantis shrimp and it doesn’t go well Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1769 - (nice) Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. Hydrow - Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Wes sets sail on his cruise this weekend!! (00:06:58) - US Rep Cory Mills Accused of Threatening Ex, Miss United States, w/ Revenge P0rn (00:28:30) - 10 Year-old Girl Cursed Out by Long Island Fire Chief after Emergency Tantrum Call from Parents to Police (00:37:41) - Nukes on the Moon + AI Spaceship News (00:39:48) - North Korean Man Floats to Freedom in South Korea Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod, get access to bonus pods, and the discord chat; But most importantly, HAGFD/W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More WNBA Dildos & Superman Joins ICE | 8.7.25 Episode 1768 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:03:44 What Wes imagines when he watches Asian’s eat 00:06:25 Is Superman American? 00:07:30 Fake Florida nurse treated over 4400 patients before getting caught 00:13:15 More WNBA controversy, including Caitlin Clark being a hater and Dildo updates 00:28:35 Japanese teacher dishonored after students discovered him working a part-time job at a grocery store 00:34:40 Superman actor Dean Cain has joined ICE and wants you to join too! Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1767 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:05:38 Poo Rains Down from the Atlanta Airport Ceiling 00:13:25 French Farmers Spray Travelers with Poo’d to get them Off Their Lawn 00:23:13 Chicago Public Schools cutting 500 custodians 00:29:52 Ghislaine Maxwell / Epstein Update 00:34:30 Old man falls for AI woman and wants divorce from wife 00:41:28 Sketchers tracker shoes Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1766 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. Hydrow - Go to Hydrow.com and use code HARDFACTOR to save up to $450 off your Hydrow Pro Rower! DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Dirty Cops and Story Lineup (00:03:44) - Danish Zoo Offers to Feed Pets You Don't Want Anymore to Their Tigers (00:16:52) - Texas Cop Under Fire for Angry Horny TikTok Post Threatening Tickets to Citizens (00:24:59) - Mass Woman Stuck with Massive Medical Bills for Rabies After Holding a Wild Bat Inside Her Mouth (00:32:51) - Brazilian Woman Died on Bus with 26 iPhones Glued to Her Body (00:35:51) - WNBA Dildo Idea + Sidney Sweeney Shooting Video (00:39:43) - Idaho Cops Search for Dead Body Finds Discarded Silicone Sex Doll in Blackfoot River Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod, get access to bonus pods, and the discord chat! But most importantly, HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1765 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else. DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:01:30 How do you wash your hats & donate your underwear 00:06:15 Dildos are being thrown onto the court at WNBA games 00:19:35 Japanese company has developed a shampoo and body wash specifically for smelly Trading Card Gamers 00:25:30 Katie Perry is dating Justin Trudeau?! 00:28:30 Apes eat fermented fruit off the forest floor, called Scrumping 00:31:45 Florida Man found a loophole to marry three different women in three different counties 00:35:55 Columbia Sportswear is suing Columbia University for copyright infringement 00:39:25 Ex-President of Columbia sentenced to 12 years on house arrest at his mansion 00:40:24 NJ man in trouble for killing whale with his boat Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 1762 - brought to you by the Home of the Hardo Hive: Patreon.com/HardFactor - Join our community, 3 Weekly Bonus Pods, Discord chat with the hosts: Send in the Car. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Lineup Rundown (Stacked) (00:04:40) - Sexy Priests called to Rome to "Attract Youth"???! (00:16:00) - Oklahoma State Board of Education Meeting Derailed by Nudity on Superintendent's TV Display (00:26:55) - Wyoming Man takes Airline Golf Cart on Drunk Joyride through Buffalo International Airport, Destroys Motorized Walkway (00:36:44) - Trump gets grilled about Epstein in Scotland, gives hilarious response about Spa Girls being "Stolen" Thank you for listening! And most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 1761 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:09:24 The Tea app becomes #1 app on app store and is hacked to reveal 13,000 users IDs and info 00:19:12 Aaron Rodgers toilet rule at training camp 00:25:38 Shrek Guy Won't Stop Sniffing Butts in Public 00:37:22 Jessica Simpson Allegedly Pissed herself on Today Show debuting comeback album Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1759 Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to listen to the full Florida Man Friday! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Homeless Person, Hobo, or Vagrant?? Costco, Chuck E Cheese, Sbarro, or Little Caesars Pizza??? (00:07:09) - Sports Page: Little League NJ Team Nearly Robbed of NJ State Title Shot over Bat Flip + RIP Hulk Hogan (00:19:09) - Trump BANS Homelessness... "We're going back to Looney Bins, people" -Unnamed Source (00:32:50) - Hive Five: Gas Cans in America Great Again (GCAGA), South Park, Dutch Horse Lover, Summer Long Balls... (00:36:55) - Chuck E Cheese Arrested on Fraud Charges at Work in Tallahassee, Florida Thank you for listening! We love you, and most importantly Have A Great Fukcing Day!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1759 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:07:05 Kohberger sentenced to life without parole and verbally destroyed by the victims’ family members 00:09:15 Fat Joe says he drinks 40 diet Pepsis a day 00:11:50 Black Bear chugs Brisk Iced Tea 00:13:55 WSJ reports the DOJ informed Trump he is on the Epstein files in May 00:22:10 Swedish dr. claims that testosterone gel turned baby girls' sex organs into baby boys’ 00:32:10 A woman having fertility problems found out she was allergic to cum Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1757 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: 00:00:00 Story lineup 00:07:12 Bear drills in Japan 00:17:09 HHS Report Confirms Organ Harvesters are Murderous Creeps: 00:32:30 Belgian man who was romanced scammed thought he was in a relationship with a French model Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1756 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at ⁠factormeals.com/hardfactor50off⁠ and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story lineup (00:01:10) - Chiefing the blunt (00:06:30) - Donald Trump is demanding the Washington Commanders change back their name to the Redskins (00:13:35) - Hunter Biden did a 3-hour interview, and he HATES George Clooney (00:23:15) - Microsoft will soon start injecting the Earth with human shit to cut back on Carbon emissions (00:28:50) - King Charles is a tyrant in his gardens and has caused almost all his gardeners to quit (00:33:55) The Swingathon is back and driving neighbors within earshot a lot of grief Thank you for listening!! Go to ⁠patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1755 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DaftKings - Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code HARDFACTOR, and spin your favorite slots! The Crown is Yours - Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Story lineup + Coldplay CEO Update (00:07:20) - Trump sues WSJ over alleged 50th birthday card to Epstein... It allegedly has boobs drawn on it (00:20:10) - Wes is considering a Sex Guru consultation and discovered "Court Vox" the world's foremost Sex Guru (00:34:04) - Russia dupes Texas man into immigrating his family and sending him to the front lines, for allegedly no pay (00:40:36) - Man sucked into MRI machine by 20 lbs. workout chain in deadly Long Island accident (00:44:58) - Fresno, California person trapped under bridge turns out to be a discarded blow-up sex doll Thank you for listening!! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community. We love you, and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1754 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:40 Pat’s insane Airbnb thermostat and feral cat story 00:10:02 Golf fans farts loudly into the mic at the British Open 00:14:00 Oregon man with tricycle and arsenal arrested on Pennsylvania Ave 00:21:30 TURD OF THE WEEK: Married CEO of Astronomer caught with his head of HR on Coldplay kiss cam 00:32:40 RFK Jr. wants to save Canadian ostriches with the bird flu 00:36:40 A Key West woman bear-maced a person who ran over a chicken 00:41:20 Dance protest for a Seattle bar that’s been open for 92 years and is being forced out by the landlord And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1753 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:45 Wes’ weird fantasy about the show opener 00:05:45 Blumkin talk 00:0:35 Ghislaine Maxwell update and what she does or doesn’t know 00:11:50 American Coke will transition to real cane sugar 00:14:45 Tomorrowland stage in Belgium goes up in flames 00:16:40 The Beijing Bikini is this summer’s hottest new fashion trend for Chinese men 00:26:30 The Curator for the Devils On The Run Tour, featuring the original Annabelle doll, has died unexpectedly after mishandling the doll 00:36:00 Monks in Thailand paida woman nearly $12 million after she blackmailed them with videos and photos of them having sex with her And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1752 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:07 Epstein files update 00:15:58 America's deadliest train 00:27:59 Grok’s has a new anime prostitute feature 00:36:20 Space Vampires And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1751 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Mark's childhood soccer field was directly next to a prison (00:05:58) - Man leaves teddy bear of stitched "human skin" at convenience store, causes mayhem (00:14:57) - Almost certainly tiny and flexible frenchman escapes prison inside cellmate's luggage (00:23:23) - Haunting news about the Air India pilot of the deadly recent crash at takeoff (00:32:45) - Elmo gets X account hacked, goes on antisemitic rampage Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts, discord chat, and occasional trivia! We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1750 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Inocogni - Take your personal data back with Incogni! Get 60% off an annual plan at ⁠incogni.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use code HARDFACTOR at checkout. Lucy - Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to ⁠Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR⁠ and use promo code (HARDFACTOR) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Factor Meals - The Best Premade Meal Delivery Service on Earth - Get started at factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 Viral golf beatdown and apology video 00:19:45 Chimpanzees' new fashion trend is pretty interesting 00:30:40 Six injured in the running of the bulls, including one gored crotch 00:35:50 AI robots completed a perfect gallbladder surgery on a pig 00:38:45 Robot doctors are also killing cancer molecules through near-infrared light jackhammer vibrations 00:40:30 YouTube is demonetizing non-creative AI content And much, much more… Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus podcasts and the Discord chat server with the hosts, but Most Importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices