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Episode 1626 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DeleteMe: Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan by texting Hard Factor to 64000 Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR. Timestamps: (00:03:06) - Drake files one of the softest lawsuits of all time (00:18:34) - South Korean disgraced former president finally SUKs on some justice (00:25:56) - Indian Motels changing policies to avoid customers getting beheaded for having pre-marital sex on premises (00:36:15) - Canadian Coke Truckers getting busted in Record Numbers inside the US Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor if you want up to 3 weekly bonus pods and Discord chat server access. Bust MOST importantly... HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1626, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DeleteMe: Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan by texting Hard Factor to 64000 Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR. Timestamps: 00:00:50 - Story Teasers 00:03:00 - Loan talk, the boys know loans 00:04:56 - A Chicago judge gets in trouble for posting a very racist meme 00:14:00 - Congresswomen Nancy Mace and Jasmine Crockett get into a fight 00:25:40 - Brazilian OF model and Miss Bum Bum runner-up’s teenage son films her OF 00:32:58 - Italian soccer club Lazio’s live eagle mascot handler fired for posting post-penis enhancement surgery pictures online 00:37:50 - Apparently one out of five job postings online are fake postings from actual companies 00:42:50 - Tik-Tok ban in the US might be saved by a sale to Elon Musk? And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1625, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DeleteMe: Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan by texting Hard Factor to 64000 Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR. Timestamps: 00:01:15 Mark did Peyote & Native American impersonations 00:04:00 Invasive European green crabs are getting decimated by Sea Otters 00:06:15 Nicolas Maduro says he is going to use Braziians to take over Puerto Rico 00:09:50 Tiktok users are downloading communist apps to replace their beloved Tiktok 00:17:55 Update on the LA fires and looting 00:23:15 Man who bought Michael Jordan’s famous mansion wants to make it a timeshare 00:30:05 Update on new AI sex robots 00:38:40 Native Americans are upset that we are eating all the Peyote And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1624, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: DeleteMe: Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan by texting Hard Factor to 64000 Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR. Timestamps: 00:00:40 Story teases 00:04:29 Couple runs the Florida Pump and Dump in Family Dollar theft 00:17:38 Fools in schools, wrong kid dropped off 00:23:33 Polish General fired after mines found in Ikea 00:28:00 Pat trolled MGT 00:29:38 4 fraternity members at San Diego State University charged after pledge suffers severe burns during 'skit' 00:36:41 Orcas and weather 00:39:25 Florida Deputy Crashes into Civilian while watching porn And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1623 is brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR.(00:00:00) - The Lineup + Praying for LA (00:06:21) - Yuma tattoo artist under fire for tattooing 9 year-old at parent's request (00:20:37) - Crocodiles are evolving to hunt humans by faking death in Indonesia... are they evolving to hunt humans everywhere?? Yes. (00:28:17) - CES 2025 has the biggest innovation in automated sex toy tech we have seen at this price and scale (00:39:59) - the X Corner: Elon accused of having gamers play his games for him, and horny German politician hilariously end his campaign via thirty X replies Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1622, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR. Timestamps: 00:00:40 Story teases 00:03:10 Wes sizes you up dick first 00:04:10 The Palisades fire is out of control 00:23:00 Two dead bodies were found in the wheel well of a Jet Blue airplane 00:28:40 20-year-old UK woman has a nut allergy reaction in her unmentionables 00:32:20 Biden and the FDA want to drastically reduce nicotine content in cigs 00:40:20 Brooke Shields was allegedly violated during her labia surgery And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1621, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR. Timestamps: 00:01:00 Would we ride in a Waymo? 00:03:55 Who has the rightful claim to Greenland & how much whale are they eating there 00:08:25 Man gets trapped in Waymo car going in circles and nearly misses flight & why aren’t the homeless tossing themselves in front of them for money 00:16:45 Man claims to have made Covid vaccine that was 100% effective, conning several including Magic Johnson 00:23:50 Hot Ohio cop goes through an absolute whirlwind of horrible events, and now the city owes her millions 00:35:25 Latest data on which countries have the largest and smallest penis And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1620, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR. Timestamps: 00:04:08 Trudeau is gone. Resigning after majority of population said to get lost 00:10:50 VR Judge in Florida 00:18:51 Trump to be sentenced on Friday 00:25:20 Rudy doesn’t want to give up his stuff 00:30:29 Skip Bayless and Fox sued 00:41:36 Man takes a big ole piss on passenger on United Flight And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1619, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Fitbod: Get SHREDDED with a personalized workout routine and get 25% off your subscription, or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR ShipStation: Become your own postal station anywhere you are. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial PrizePicks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Fake News Rundown (00:05:14) - Dildo Helmet Man Arrested for Storming Church (00:21:48) - URGENT: Blake Lively does NOT attend the Golden Globes (00:23:10) - South Korean President on the Lamb from Arrest Warrant (00:25:35) - The Sh!t Sandwich Cop is BACK (00:32:35) - Updates on the CyberTruck bomber in Vegas (00:38:38) - North Korea is Banning Hot Dogs Thank you for listening! Join our community at Patreon.com/HardFactor for Discord Chat and Bonus Podcast access. HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1618, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:04:10 NCAAF Talk 00:07:05 Our New Year’s resolutions and Xmas break updates 00:10:00 Update on the Las Vegas Tesla bomber, who he was and why it didn’t work well 00:16:65 Desperate and horny Wes got duped by an IG bot, or did he? 00:20:05 Russia fines 7 men for “looking too gay” following a crackdown on gay night clubs and homosexual “propoganda” 00:34:00 Justin Baldoni & Blake Lively update 00:37:35 Drunk Zambian police officer releases prisoners from jail on New Year’s Eve And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1617, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:01:30 Horrible terrorist attack in New Orleans three hours into the New Year 00:17:50 Best Congressional hearing clip of all time 00:18:50 A Cybertruck explosion with the help of fireworks right outside Trump Tower in Las Vegas is very likely an intentional terrorist act 00:30:45 The FBI concluded with moderate certainty that COVID came from the Wuhan lab but were not invited to present findings to the White House according to a WSJ report 00:39:20 Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sample New Year's Hive Hour Patreon Subscription Podcast, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Happy New Year! Join the Hardo Hive Community at Patreon.com/HardFactor (00:05:02) - Welcome, Generation Beta!! (and Hardo Hive Fantasy Football Winners) (00:11:25) - Magnus Carlson quits chess tournament over refusal of his jeans, tournament caves, lets him wear jeans, but WHY does he need the jeans??? (00:19:25) - Fake news deep dive: French Hockey Goon JACKS UP 15 year-old (00:27:32) - VR Goggles for Mice, Goat Killing Teenage Girl, Michael Vick Redemption Arc, and Chihuahua Trapping w/ Mark Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFNY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1616, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:04:40 Mark weighs in on Jayden Daniels excellence 00:06:52 The Taliban is banning all residential windows where wives can be viewed by other men 00:15:22 Bronze medals from Paris Olympics rubbing off 00:18:39 Florida State former basketball players suing their former coach for not paying NIL money 00:31:29 Bubble Boy blown out to sea in bubble, rescued by other family Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1615, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:00:40 How was everyone’s holiday? 00:03:10 The boys are in the Chiefsaholic documentary 00:05:50 Mark was attacked by a group of stray chihuahuas 00:07:50 Two men died in Portland while searching for Sasquatch 00:10:50 Man ruins multiple Christmas Eve masses and pours whiskey into the holy water 00:14:50 An Indian man swallows a chick for fertility, and dies, but the chick lived 00:17:20 Florida pizza delivery woman stabs customer who left her $2 tip 00:22:50 Scientists claim Earth used to have rings like Saturn 66 million years ago 00:25:00 The slap is a giant plankton that looks like a Fleshlight 00:27:45 Congresswoman caught ripping a vape in Columbian parliament 00:30:20 H1-B Visa debate takes the internet by storm 00:34:00 Woman runs a fake marriage into a robbery scam 00:36:55 Texas man threatens to kill several customer service reps online Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FOR MORE FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY EPISODES AND OTHER EXCLUSIVE CONTENT, VISIT PATREON.COM/HARDFACTOR TO SUBSCRIBE AND SUPPORT THE SHOW. HAGFD! This free Patreon preview of Florida Man Friday is brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options On this episode of Florida Man Friday! Road Trip reputations Lana Del Rey's gator boat tour husband Repeat stories Scary memories 23-year-old kills dad and shoots mom for riding his ass about video games A man you don't want to mess with Molotov Cocktails involved What do you do if your neighbor threatens to kill you Man's golf clubs burned up by Delta Man sent nudes to 200 kids, sentenced to 30 years For more episodes like this go to Patreon.com/hardfactor and join for up to three additional episodes a week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 1614 - Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Iggles/Commies Saga Continues into the Playoffs... (00:08:55) - Insane Saudi Terrorist strikes at German Christmas Markets (00:14:42) - Hawk Tuah offering legal services for people scammed by her own shit-coin (00:19:00) - Insane Arizona TikToker arrested for spraying hornet spray all over Walmart produce section + Austin Lake Killer Mention (00:25:18) - WSJ drops bombshell report on braindead Biden (00:28:00) - GOP Rep from Texas Kay Granger found living at old folks home after missing from Congress for 6 months (00:33:09) - Trump threatens to retake the Panama canal over "rip-off" fees (College football playoff, Usyk and Sangria shout-out) (00:41:18) - Whoops! Navy accidentally shoots down own fighter jet from cruiser in Red Sea Thanks for listening! If you need more Hard Factor this holiday season, or just want to join our community and support the pod, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor; but Most importantly, HAGFD/Holidays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1613, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:00:00 Teasers 00:04:09 Sex workers in Zimbabwe using baby socks as condoms 00:20:48 Jets Owner Woody Johnson uses Madden Ratings to make team personnel decisions 00:29:28 FAA Declares NJ Drones Immediate Public Safety Threat 00:32:16 The husband and entire french town that raped the old French woman have been found guilty and sentenced 00:38:16 Chinese Police Station in NYC Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1612, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:01:40 - We finally figured out a time-saving tech feature 00:04:10 - Is Pat frenching enough? 00:07:45 - The Gaetz report is coming out because Congress secretly voted to 00:10:20 - Trump is threatening to slap defamation suits on newspapers 00:21:25 - Man wins Scrabble world championships in multiple languages 00:29:35 - Charlotte Hornets “prank” 13-year-old boy in front of entire crowd 00:35:20 - Newsom declares state of emergency over the Bird Flu 00:36:10 - The world’s smartest man says we don’t die when we die and he can prove it 00:41:05 - The Fed is not cutting rates as much as they said and Congress’ new budget bill 00:42:00 - NASA astronauts are staying stranded on the ISS even longer now Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1611, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:03:35 Wardrobe malfunction reveals the size of Justin Timberlake’s penis 00:14:55 Ken Shamrock had a notoriously small penis 00:06:15 Hannah Kobayashi makes a statement after returning to US 00:22:45 Correction on Wisconsin school shooting 00:23:27 Combat sports keep getting crazier, dad and son team up to destroy opponent in Poland 00:27:40 Former World’s Strongest man destroys two smaller men in British fight league 00:31:35 Trolls not impressed with new Sydney Sweeny bikini pics 00:34:20 Companies are finally forcing employees to return to the office 00:37:35 Two NY men die after using bat shit to grow weed Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1610, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Swoopsie Doopsy! Story Lineup (00:05:50) - Big Headlines: School Shooting, Trudeau under fire, 'Monster' Mace, TikTok Ban? (00:12:28) - Whoopsie! Mt. Vernon, NY cops were cavity searching everyone, says the DOJ (00:16:56) - CNN accidentally documents war criminal being freed from prison in Syria (00:29:29) - Virginia Man killed by falling bear in freak hunting accident (00:38:52) - Oscar Pistorius has new gf, looks exactly like old victim gf... (00:44:18) - SHOCKING Study finds single women are less depressed than single men Thank you for listening!! If you need more Hard Factor and want to support the pod, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, and the Discord chat server! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1609, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:01:11 Story previews 00:04:34 Sup with Nancy Mace? 00:06:17 Pastor tells 10 year olds at their school that there is no santa 00:22:00 Chatbot sympathizes with parents killers to 9 year old International Moment 00:32:12 Pelosi’s hip is broke, but she ain’t 00:35:18 Krampus Fest 2024 - It’s growing 00:37:47 Thai Man bit in the testicles by python on toilet 00:39:34 People are shooting at NJ Drones Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1608, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:01:00 - Low Life Louie hooked the boys up with some vintage snapback caps 00:03:10 - Story teases and horniness 00:07:20 - Biden commuted 1,500 and pardoned another 39 others 00:18:50 - PETA is not real happy with our Nosferatu segment yesterday 00:24:05 - Kamala Harris Call Her Daddy update on where the 100k went 00:27:35 - Horny inappropriate cops busted for sexual abuse in Worcester, MA 00:32:20 - We have a new OF cop who was fired and CBS interviewed her about it 00:39:00 - Humpback whale traverses three oceans for some cheeks 00:43:10 - Football updates: Bill Belichick is the new coach at UNC and Joe Burrow’s home break-in and new gf Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1607, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:03:55 TransAtlantic tunnel that could take passenger from London to NYC in less than an hour proposed for 15 trillion dollars 00:16:45 Scary Stats: Elon is worth 400 Billion, 12 men worth 2 Trillion 00:29:19 Green santa pisses parents off 00:39:53 They’re BACK: Missing Hawaiian Woman and Man who Faked Death to Avoid Family are back in the US Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1606, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:01:35) - Passive-aggressive Mark attacks Wes (00:03:00) - Moxie robots are set to be executed by company, leaving kids AND adults crying and saying goodbye (00:17:25) - Flipping the script on girlfriends (00:18:55) - Utah man drives Subaru through dealership after they refused to give him a refund (00:25:50) - Florida man who shot Walmart drone takes plea deal (00:29:30) - PETA is upset that the new Nosferatu claims rats started the plague (00:34:25) - Why doesn’t PETA throw paint on black women wearing furs? (00:35:30) - World’s fattest Polar Bear, Fat Albert, is a sight to behold Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1605, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:40) - Get your waivers in (00:03:20) - Is Luigi Mangione the United Healthcare CEO shooter? He is a person of interest and sure looks like it. (00:14:50) - Hot sex teacher says she did it because her husband was only into butt stuff (00:17:45) - What is going on with the giant drones in New Jersey? (00:26:50) - Jay-Z has been accused of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old with Diddy but he denies it (00:32:00) - Daniel Penny gets let off of murder charges by NY judge (00:33:50) - Another earthquake hits the west coast this time a 5.7 in Nevada (00:37:50) - VA employee sex orgy work parties causes mass resignations Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1604 - Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Under New Management Signs... (00:07:13) - Syria has a non-Assad government for the first time in 53 years (00:18:49) - Sleazy Canadian Lawyer uses client's credit cards on retainer to fuel cocaine and porn addiction (00:32:05) - Diamond Batteries that last 5700 years, and Booze for Gasoline!!???? (00:39:39) - Insane Texas Elementary School Teacher(s) let 6 kids pee pee/poo poo their pants as punishment to the class for losing the bathroom pass Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1603, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:01:10) - The United Healthcare CEO Killer Is Caught?! (00:05:15) - United Healthcare CEO murder UPDATE (00:12:45) - Hawk Tuah pulls the rug on her shitcoin investors (00:22:20) - Tsunami warning after 7.0 quake hits off coast of CA (00:23:00) - Biden may pardon Fauci, Schiff & Cheney plus China has hacked our pants off (00:24:15) - Oracle had the best year ever is paying Michigan athletes bigtime (00:25:05) - OpenAI is partnering with Killer Robot Company (00:31:40) - Wes needs to be quiet for a while & his planned prank on his dad (00:33:05) - Canadian man jumps on Polar Bear to save his wife (00:39:20) - Gold digging model dances next to dying boyfriends hospital bed after she gets into his will Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1602, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:03:01) - World War 3 board game (00:05:54) - United Healthcare CEO assassinated (00:22:46) - Werewolf babies (00:28:03) - Kobayashi update (00:30:41) - Sex crazed VA facility (00:35:22) - Defense Secretary appointee Hesgeth might be out (00:37:08) - Michelin Star pies stolen Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1601, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:30) - Nation is GRIPPED by Kate's high school reunion joke, Pat taking comments to the face (00:07:27) - Missing woman from Hawaii spotted in Tijuana, Dad jumped off roof while searching for her in LAX... Nation GRIPPED (00:23:43) - Dive Bar Fume from Miller Lite lets you smell like a dive bar all the time! (00:27:20) - Honey Packets that give you boners, the new college trend! (00:31:50) - South Korea declares and rescinds Martial Law in the span of 6 hours (00:39:23) - Elton John injures eye in the "South of France" (00:40:54) - Secret Service opens fire on criminals near Janet Yellen's house Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1600, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:40) - Get in on our Patreon for only $5 or a year’s worth for the price of 3 appetizers (00:05:20) - Joe Biden lied through his teeth on pardoning Hunter Biden (00:18:25) - Man who volunteers for charity caught with extreme bestiality videos on the phone (00:25:30) - IHOP server of 13 years fired by manager for buying a homeless man pancakes (00:29:s0) - Man spends family's entire life savings and steals copper from family business to pay a cam girl $550k (00:41:40) - Man almost dies from hamster's last act of viciously biting him and says he doesn’t blame the hamster Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1599, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:03:05) - Justin Tucker is no more (00:04:05) - Thanksgiving recap including cold apps and Moana 2 (00:06:50) - Target has unleashed “Hot Santa” and he sucks (00:21:20) - CEO who bought art banana has eaten the banana & how is this laundering? (00:25:00) - Belgium has granted paid maternity leave to prostitutes & pregnant prostitute fetishes (00:34:15) - Cash grabs we have missed out on over the years, like Netflix (00:36:30) - $4.5M mansion burns down to due frying a turkey in their garage (00:43:40) - Is NASA trying to devalue Greenland so we can buy it?! (00:46:00) - Former GA deputy of the year is arrested for being hammered and directing imaginary traffic Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This sample of Florida Man Friday is brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at https://chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find someone for EVERYONE on your list in one spot - To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/HARDFACTOR Kalshi: Go to https://Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at https://Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! To get more shows like this Florida Man Friday, The Hive Hour, the Pat and Wes Show, Let's Goooooooooo (a sports podcast), Discord Chat access, Listener vs. Host Trivia meetups, and MUCH more... go to https://Patreon.com/HardFactor! But most importantly, HAGFThanksgiving!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Patreon sample is brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at https://chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find someone for EVERYONE on your list in one spot - To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/HARDFACTOR Kalshi: Go to https://Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at https://Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! To get more shows like this Hive Hour, the Pat and Wes Show, Let's Goooooooooo (a sports podcast), Florida Man Friday, Discord Chat access, Listener vs. Host Trivia meetups, and MUCH more... go to https://Patreon.com/HardFactor! But most importantly, HAGFThanksgiving!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1598, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:40) - Happy Thanksgiving Eve have fun trying to hook up with your ex and stay safe! (00:03:10) - Mark’s new Appwall (apple taped to the wall) (00:06:15) - Boris Epshteyn who looks like a character is out of the Trump sphere for being a little shady with money (00:18:30) - San Franciscan media influencer Ricci Wynne who has shown the homeless problem off, is arrested for being a pimp (00:27:50) - Indonesian man finds out that his wife had a penis the whole time twelve days after marriage (00:35:50) - First ever dog and human cruise is launching from Tampa next year and it’s a bad idea Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1597, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:04:00) A Chinese robot breaks into other robots' systems and convinces them to follow it “home” (00:17:05) Man gets revenge on his boss by ejaculating into his beard oil (00:25:30) Texas passes Bluebonnet Curriculum to incentivize Bible study in public schools (00:34:55) ISS has gotten Stinky as Suni and Butch are STILL trapped up there Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1596, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Thanksgiving Show Schedule and Commanders Special Teams Collapse 00:06:38 - MDMA Gnome(s) seized by police in the southern Netherlands 00:19:45 - South Korean Man eats his way out of Military Draft, gets extra year of service (also, WW3 the game, of course) 00:26:00 - Substitute bus driver drops off entire bus at wrong freezing location, kids stranded 00:33:04 - Sarah Duterte will take on any assassination attempt, and put you in a steel cage, even from beyond the grave... Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1595 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:01:02 Jay Leno’s Face 00:07:40 Gaetz-Gate finally over, Fetterman has hilarious commentary 00:22:13 Michigan hunters die of heart attacks while hauling away heavy deer 00:26:16 Justin Sun buys banana taped to wall art piece for 6.2 million 00:33:10 Update on dad who faked death and fled family Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1594 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:00:50 - Story teases 00:03:00 - Matt Gaetz horny link chart leaked from ethics report 00:05:05 - AI Jesus in Switzerland is taking your confession 00:17:50 - Logan Paul sends look alike to crypto interview 00:27:05 - New language survey around global English proficiency 00:29:00 - Razzlekahn is back! The chick that scammed 11b in crypto 00:35:20 - Naked doctor j/oed on female employees Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1593 of Hard Factor is brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:00:00 - Hard Factor Flu Game and North Pole Moving to Russia 00:05:32 - Dirty Canadian Dog-sitter Caught in the Act... 00:20:36 - UK Man Fined 200 Pounds for having an Annoying Rooster 00:29:04 - Sweden is Handing Out WW3 Pamphlets to All Civilians 00:34:48 - Dolphin named "Delle" discovered to be only solo dolphin in world, talks to himself 24/7 00:38:15 - Explorer of the Sea Cruise Ship allegedly trolled Passengers with Titanic song after rough winds Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1592 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:02:10 Renaissance Festival Shenanigans 00:08:00 21-Year-old Massachusetts man punches sister in the face at Disney World 00:19:10 Matt Gaetz details are still emerging from 17-year-old’s lawyer 00:29:20 Putin criticizer and ballet dancer dies after falling 60 feet from his window 00:34:05 P Diddy’s cell is raided as he is abusing the phones and running the jail 00:37:40 Two Welsch drug dealers call cops to see if anyone found their huge bag of drugs on the train Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1591 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:02:32 Weekend recap and story previews 00:05:34 WW3 Trending… Again: 00:16:25 Penguin Accidentally Swims to Australia 00:23:23 Man caught smuggling 320 tarantulas and 120 centipedes 00:29:50 Someone stole over a million dollars worth of Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar’s tequila 00:35:29 Cops Out Here Stealing Nudes During Stops Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 1589 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Lucy: If you’re of age it’s time to level up your nicotine routine with Lucy! Go to www.lucy.co and use code (hardfactor) to get 20% off! True Classic: If you’re ready to upgrade your closet, shop now and unlock big savings during their HUGE holiday sale. Just go to my exclusive link at trueclassic.com/hardfactor to save Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:03:10 - President Trump’s cabinet appointments are raising eyebrows and producing tears 00:22:15 - Matt Gaetz has resigned from Congress 00:24:15 - A Wisconsin man has faked his own death to run away with a woman from Uzbekistan 00:35:20 - Man dies in Planet Fitness tanning bed and isn’t found for 3 days Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1588 - Brought to you by: Lucy: If you’re of age it’s time to level up your nicotine routine with Lucy! Go to www.lucy.co and use code (hardfactor) to get 20% off! True Classic: If you’re ready to upgrade your closet, shop now and unlock big savings during their HUGE holiday sale. Just go to my exclusive link at trueclassic.com/hardfactor to save Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Cabinet positions, appointments, zits and whatnot (00:08:55) - Combat Sports SURGE Segment: (00:10:02) Ultimate D!ck Kicking Championships (UDKC); (00:14:43) Medieval MMA Combat Sports; (00:19:19) Power Slap Update (00:26:29) - Russian Teachers get tricked into making and wearing tin-foil hats by Belarusian trickster (00:30:44) - China now concerned about bike tourism popularity among young people, despite the government having encouraged the trend (00:34:23) - Tragedy in China as disgruntled divorced man kills at least 35 by driving his car through a crowd of people working out (00:37:19) - Thai woman hopes to finally get needle removed from vag!na after 18 years Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor if you want more pods and discord chat access, but Most Importantly... HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1587 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Lucy: If you’re of age it’s time to level up your nicotine routine with Lucy! Go to www.lucy.co and use code (hardfactor) to get 20% off! True Classic: If you’re ready to upgrade your closet, shop now and unlock big savings during their HUGE holiday sale. Just go to my exclusive link at trueclassic.com/hardfactor to save Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00) Intro (07:47) Journalist caught on hot mic calling tennis star 8 head (24:09) Lab Monkey Update (29:19) New type of Wild Dog (33:06) Spirit airline flight stuck by gunfire in Haiti (36:10) Iraq did it, those sick f’s. 9 y/o’s dude. (41:37) Horny Falcons owners gets sued by flight attendants Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1586 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: Lucy: If you’re of age it’s time to level up your nicotine routine with Lucy! Go to www.lucy.co and use code (hardfactor) to get 20% off! True Classic: If you’re ready to upgrade your closet, shop now and unlock big savings during their HUGE holiday sale. Just go to my exclusive link at trueclassic.com/hardfactor to save Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:00:40 - Happy Veterans Day and Remembrance Day 00:03:35 - What country would win the dumbest people in the world contest 00:06:30 - Devotees in India drink AC water thinking it’s holy water 00:13:30 - Matel is in hot water for advertising Wicked the porno site instead of Wicked the movie site 00:20:50 - Operation “Skin So Soft” was a large rub and tug police bust in Florida 00:28:15 - Auburn basketball players fight on a plane and get the plane turned around 00:35:30 - Biden has trouble walking on sand 00:36:55 - Russian TV shows Melania Trump nudes 00:39:10 - FEMA disaster relief employee fired for telling employees to avoid homes with Trump signs Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1585 - Brought to you by: BetterHelp: Let the gratitude flow, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Factor Meals: Head to www.factormeals.com/hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Pat coming in HOT from Mississippi (00:06:40) - "Unlimited Miles" - Hertz charges man $10K for abusing unlimited miles policy; threatens to arrest him for complaining (00:17:55) - THE (Lab) Monkey Business is resulting outbreak after outbreak of lab monkeys on the loose in South Carolina (00:24:39) - Liam Payne's death results in at least 3 criminal charges (00:32:59) - North Korean Army sent to Russia to battle Ukraine brought to crippling standstill after being introduced to internet p0rn for the first time in their lives (00:38:14) - Lamar Odom gets realistic sex doll modeled exactly after his ex-wife Khloe Kardashian; inexplicably posts video of the purchase Go to patreon.com/hardfactor for more show and discord chat access... but Most importantly, HAGFD/W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1584 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: BetterHelp: Let the gratitude flow, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Factor Meals: Head to www.factormeals.com/hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:35) - Intros (00:04:18) - Pat left the group chat (00:20:24) - What’s going to happen to Trump’s legal cases (00:26:31) - Theories on what led to the election results Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1583 of Hard Factor Is Brought to you by: BetterHelp: Let the gratitude flow, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR today to get 10% off your first month. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Factor Meals: Head to www.factormeals.com/hardfactor50 and use code hardfactor50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:00:50 - Story Teases and we are doing a live election show tonight and will cover the election the rest of the week 00:03:30 - Japanese teens aren’t even getting their first kiss until after 18 00:18:20 - Live comments 00:19:00 - The UK decided to save giant spiders who are thriving 00:26:40 - You can get mosquitos to stop breeding by deafening the males 00:30:00 - NFL trade deadline update 00:33:30 - Strawberry the drunkest pig you’ll ever see Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices