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Episode 1930 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:14 Do ice cream drum sticks melt? 00:11:50 Woman gets 14 million for eating a nail in her ice cream 00:19:02 Florida cop ordered into counseling for farting in co-workers face 00:28:03 Everest poisoning insurance scam 00:40:57: The People Win! Hersey’s going back to good Reese’s next year Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1929 - brought to you by https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community! 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:07:35 - Brazilian Cop goes viral for looking Very coked out at press conference after giant drug bust 00:11:51 - Did you know that you can get Jewish Coke that's made with cane sugar during Passover? 00:20:49 - Artemis II Launches back to the moon... and the $23M NASA toilet broke immediately 00:36:07 - Male Enhancement Chocolates busted for being viagra in California Thank you for listening, we love you all, and most importantly: HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1928 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:35 Dan Hurley & the ref he headbutted are best friends?! 00:06:20 Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon, is apparently into bimbofication & wearing big fake boobs?! 00:27:15 Tubleweeds are insane 00:33:20 Chinese ghost drivers and their Uber scam 00:36:40 Wrestler “Krule” gets stabbed by fan, and then the fan gets mauled by 20 wrestlers Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1927 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:27 Wes’ lottery fantasy 00:08:59 Army looking into Helicopter flyby at Kid Rock’s House 00:14:02: JD Vance thinks aliens are demons 00:23:07 Stripper claims military guys are spilling secrets about being deployed to war 00:31:54 Air Canada CEO to retire after English-only condolence furor 00:39:38 Career criminal arrested for third time since winning 160 million dollar powerball Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1926 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Tiger flipped another car and was arrested for suspicion of DUI 00:10:10 Female UFC fighter gets KOed, submitted, and craps her pants within 7 seconds 00:15:00 California man who was arrested for suspicion of DUI is found dead inside police car he crawled into three days after his release 00:22:10 12 tons of Kit Kats were stolen in Europe 00:29:20 Delivery bots in Chicago cannot see glass and keep crashing through bus stops 00:33:05 Scientists have confirmed that birds have a fear of googly eyes 00:35:30 RFK Jr admits in diary that he cut off the penis of a dead raccoon in 2001 and kept it 00:40:00 Woman caught by judge driving car in her Zoom court hearing Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1925 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTORhttps://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:40 That really blew up in their face! Italian Anarchists accidentally ignite homemade bomb and the McDonald's Big Arch Fails the Gorske Test 00:26:47 The TSA is finally BACK thanks to a National Emergency for long airport security lines 00:29:07 Arnold's son Joseph Baena is about to compete in professional bodybuilding 00:35:53 ANIMALS: Reacher Exonerated, Punch Eating @ss, Cats Stuck Inside Couches, and Vaping Squirrels Thank you for listening, we love you all! Join out community at https://patreon.com/hardfactor - and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD/W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1924 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:40 What happened in 1924 00:05:37 United Airlines unveils the easiest way to join the Mile High Club 00:12:25 Army raises its max age to join from 35 to 42 00:15:25 CO wants to surpass Nevada as the sex industry capital of the United States & legalize prostitution statewide 00:24:35 Punch the Monkey is finally getting some balls 00:27:50 Meta & Google lose landmark lawsuit regarding depression and children using their platforms 00:36:30 We have a new CA toe sucker to let you know about Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1923 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Good news, “we’ve won” the war in Iran 00:13:40 Irish Youtuber convicted of killing pregnant girlfriend after GTA live stream alibi fail 00:21:40 Malaysian couple caught having sex in broad daylight at a cemetery 00:25:10 New video game ‘Five Nights at Epstein’s’ is sweeping through schools 00:30:20 Boner Bears Honey recalled for having unlabled Viagra ingredients Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1922 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Father and son both banned from donating sperm 00:17:36: Homeward bound moment with 7 dogs in China 00:23:45 Quad amputee pro cornohole player murders friend 00:32:23 Tennessee Police Investigating Alleged Assault Involving ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson 00:41:14 2 new insane orca videos Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1921 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Go to lucy.co/hardfactor for 20% off you first order of 100% pure tobacco-free nicotine pouches and more (21+ only, age verified) 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:01:05 - RIP Chuck Norris 00:10:26 - Trumpdate: ICE in "The Terminal," Olds, Surprise Pearl Harbor Presser, and the final Mueller Report 00:25:32 - FEMA Associate Advisor Greg Phillips goes viral for description of "teleportation" to waffle house - "no fun" 00:36:50 - Punch the Monkey has a girlfriend now 00:40:50 - The "Fatburg" that clogged the sewer below Heathrow Airport Thank you for listening! Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor, and most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1920 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Reminiscing about the Duke Lacrosse team house stripper controversy 00:05:50 National Grocery Bagging competition has crowned its 2026 winner 00:23:00 GREAT NY BOOBS: Including an OnlyFans model who has to fly business class, her boobs are so big. Plus, an almost completely tatted woman decides to keep and get more tattoos after AI showed her what she would look like without them 00:33:45 Russia is going to make childless women see a hypnotist in order to get them to have kids 00:40:00 ABC cancels The Bachelorette after video surfaces of The Bachelorette throwing chairs at her ex Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1919 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Markwayne and Rand Paul went at it in session 00:19:40 Stand-up comedian given a terminal diagnosis travels to kill ex-wife 00:29:50 Birds have taken up cigarettes 00:33:30 New study explains traits of people that have never had sex Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1918 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:35 Florida bill against marrying 1st cousin fails 00:07:00 Afro Man trail highlights 00:27:51 Former Baywatch actress keeps getting arrested for freeing Beagles 00:37:00 UK Police Launch Investigation into @ChingChongChinaman on X and XBox Live Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1917 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:04:30 - Wes picked a golf winner for the Discord, join to get picks 00:07:00 - What happened in 1917 00:08:35 - Rumor has it that the new leader of a country that executes people for being gay, Iran, is also gay! 00:28:50 - New plastic surgery technique could mean you are sucking on the tits constructed using a dead person's fat 00:38:35 Real Estate agent loses license after being caught sending a relative to mandatory ethics course 00:44:00 Heidi Fleiss is in a battle with her Las Vegas neighbors over her 30 rescue parrots she wants to let fly around her house and yard Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1916 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR #Bruntpod 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:05:24 - Harvard Professor Avi Loeb DEMANDS that NASA retrieves the Alien cone that the Mars rover passed 5 miles ago 00:15:41 - Superwood - 50% stronger and 6x lighter than steel, fireproof, and 90% more eco-friendly than steel production, is finally in manufacturing production 00:20:11 - Lawyer secures Presidential Pardon for client then gets caught attempting to extort Pardon client... Now seeking own Presidential Pardon 00:30:16 - ODDBALLS: Feet Licking Indian Demon all over Mark's algorithm, Smuggled Ants, and the Oscars Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1915 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. FACTOR - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:22 What happened in 1915? 00:05:25 Air Force General has been missing for two weeks and the FBI is getting involved 00:16:16 UFC fighters to train FBI agents & white house card announced 00:28:40 World Cup of Sperm Racing 2026 is ON, and the USA should consider this team member (florida man strip club incident): 00:39:18 Tennessee grandmother jailed after AI facial recognition error links her to fraud And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1914 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. FACTOR - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:20 What happened in 1914? 00:05:55 Man mistakenly arrested by FBI on South West flight for praying for Ramadan 00:13:50 Iran war updates: California drone warning, Israel missile attacks 00:22:35 Woman drugs lasagna to get another woman to have a miscarriage 00:29:55 Myterious chickens are terrorizing a neighborhood in Sacramento And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1913 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. FACTOR - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:40 What happened in 1912? Supposed to be 1913 00:06:10 Glitter aka Divorce Dust is the new weapon being used by women to combat cheating men 00:18:40 Don’t order meat on your pizza, its the new Red Flag for women 00:22:00 Bishop was embezzling from his Parish to get whores in Tijuana 00:34:20 They are finally searching Epstein’s ranch in New Mexico 00:38:10 Louisiana teacher who fed kids cupcakes laced with husband’s sperm gets 41 years in prison And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1912 brought to you by www. patreon.com/hardfactor - JOIN OUR COMMUNITY!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Are Koreans getting bigger? (00:05:13) - Rockland United School District in the SOFT CORNER for firing teacher for pissing in jugs (00:20:50) - South Korean government National Tax Service hacks their own crypto account, giving illegal funds directly to hackers (00:27:26) - Florida Man (Inmate) Leaves Charity BBQ for Porta-Potty Sex (00:35:36) - ALLOY CORNER: Ancient Iranian Blades and Copper Wires on Notice Thank you for listening, we love you, and most importantly: HAGFD!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1911 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. FACTOR - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:50 What happened in 1911? 00:08:00 Meta is being sued as it’s alleged that their AI glasses have been sharing customers’ nude, having sex, jerking off, and bank cards, to Meta contractors reviewing 00:23:55 Epstein file FBI interviews related to Trump allegations were released 00:28:00 New Epstein death stuff coming out about a guard getting weird payments 00:35:20 UNR student and OF member caught jerking it in the school library 00:39:10 Canadian man steals and tortures beloved flamingo from Vegas Flamingo resort And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1910 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). Lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:58 United airlines can kick you off for not wearing headphones now 00:19:20 Britney Spears DUI 00:25:29 Kristi Noem fired/demoted 00:37:12 Welsh Police sell idiotic tiny police cars after they don’t work: And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1909 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:01:31 - Big Arch Initial Review, Public Libraries, and Iran 00:12:50 - Woman hires otter to find the missing bones of her murdered mother 00:25:58 - NASA scrubs another Project Artemis launch: Delayed Project Delayed Again 00:33:28 - Southwest Airlines finally has assigned seating and Disability Fakers have been exposed! 00:39:11 - Man "accidentally" trapped inside decorative phone-booth "trying to order kabob" Thank you for listening!! Go to pateron.com/hardfactor to join our community, but MOST importantly get out there and Have A Great Fucking Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1908 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional well-being matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Kristi Noem grilled about killing dogs and sex on planes during ICE behavior hearing 00:21:30 Update on man with “World’s Smallest Penis” 00:25:40 Dubai beggar turns out to be a rich guy who likes stealing money from people with kind hearts 00:28:50 Shia LaBeouf arrested again. This time, he blames “Big Scary Gay Men” And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1907 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365 day returns. BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:20 Pat was right, MalibuFitMaxxing was stealing valor 00:07:30 USC WR gets real sassy at NFL combine interview 00:10:30 The Clintons didn’t give up much in the House Oversight committee, but Bill talking about the hot tub photo was funny 00:16:00 Three US fighter jets mistakenly shot down in Kuwait 00:24:40 The Mayor, the Mom, the Son’s Friend Banging Homewrecker 00:37:00 Grandmom pyro guns grandson groom in probably AI video 00:38:10 AI pop-up restaurant in NYC where humans take their AI dates out And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1906 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BETTER HELP: Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365 day returns. BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at www.bruntworkwear.com LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). Lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:11:50 Camels disqualified from beauty pageant for getting botox 00:25:47 Humans and neanderthals interbred 00:29:49 Physicist claims he found heaven’s physical location - 00:34:43 “Spanish” option at Washington Call Center offered AI bot with thick spanish accent speaking english And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1905 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:09:10 - Crispin Glover "McFly," AI War Games: 95% Nuke Rate, and "Iconic" Hawking Pics on Epstein Island 00:19:30 - Anthropic and the Pentagon go to WAR over surveillance and autonomous weapons, Dead Womb Baby Hugo, and $4M Home Depot Gift Card Scam 00:31:24 - Larry Ellison gets what he wants and Jack Dorsey plugs into the matrix (to layoff 40%) 00:39:50 - Extremely cocky convicted pedoph!ie is running for office in Fresno Thank you for listening! Go to parteon.com/hardfactor to join out community, and MOST importantly: get out there and HAGFWeekend!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1904 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:19 Racist bird on Germany’s bobsled 00:09:00 The Mormon drink sweeping the nation “Dirty Soda” 00:25:55 Bill Gates apologizes for his Russian girls' affair 00:27:00 Hilarious AI Bloopers 00:33:35 What happened with the Cuban military killing Americans on a boat?! And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1903 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at bruntworkwear.com LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). lucy.co Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Hellebuyck is an American Hero (00:05:32) - Oscar the Grouch caught by Police in Ohio, snitched on by Trash Truck (00:08:34) - NYPD Under ATTACK from Snowballs (00:14:24) - Lesbian Action Group (LAG) taking action against Trans Women (00:27:46) - Couple suing Longhorn Steakhouse after Antlers fell on them (00:34:08) - Nude Man in Casino turned out to be Wanted Murderer in West Virginia (00:37:54) - Singles Wrestling: the new GenZ trend where you wrestle people to find dates Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1902 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at bruntworkwear.com LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:19 What happened in 1902, which president has the biggest dong 00:06:27 Missing mom shows up 24 years later 00:20:14 Grandson of Reese’s inventor says new Reese's recipe is not edible 00:29:12 US evacuates staff from Lebanon embassy amid tensions with Iran 00:31:01 Very Bad Dog in italy And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1901 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:10 Austrian hiker found guilty of murdering his gf on the mountain 00:05:10 Pat got out on the ice today after the USA won gold in hockey 00:07:30 Outburst at the BAFTAs from a man with Tourette syndrome was wild 00:15:10 Cartel burns the streets after the military killed cartel leader “El Mencho” 00:24:00 Punch the monkey is adorable 00:27:30 The mayor of a small Ohio town, who has the last name Dingu,s was caught sniffing teens' underwear on camera 00:30:20 UK scientists found a 78-year-old cadaver was a man with three penises 00:36:30 On 2/22, we have won 3 hockey gold medals, George Washington was born, and President Coolidge gave the first radio broadcast 00:42:00 Kash Patel celebrates with US hockey team, drinking beers in locker room 00:44:00 The day before Valentine’s Day ChatGPT4.0 was dissolved and thousands of women were dumped by “their AI boyfriend bots” And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1900 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Olympics talk, + Wes and Will both got put on the giant horse for fatsos on their last ride (00:08:53) - Funny Arrests 1: Former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor detained and questioned over Epstein files for at least 11 hours (00:15:08) - Funny Arrest 2: Wisconsin man drinks bottle of Fabuloso cleaning product, stole an ambulance in the nude with a patient inside, and lead police on a 40 minute chase (00:25:45) - Olympic Condoms Restocked!! And for sale on the black market (00:28:00) - Australian family sent over $6K traffic ticket from AI camera... from a car they had reported stolen over 20 days prior (00:33:38) - Update on the lawsuit over Matt Kalil's allegedly enormous member Thank you for listening! Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor, we love you all, and most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1899 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:00:30 Avalanche near Tahoe kills at least 8 00:01:30 Is James Cameron embarrassed to end the last several decades of his career on Avatar? 00:07:50 Shia LeBeouf arrested at Mardi Gras, but he’s already out partying again 00:10:10 Former high school principal hypnotized four people who died immediately after sessions 00:27:40 Company at India’s premiere tech conference claims another company's robot dog invention is their own 00:36:10 MLBPA Executive Director of Players has an affair with his sister-in-law 00:39:40 University of Iowa frat hazing incident from 2024 body cam footage comes out And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1898 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at bruntworkwear.com LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR) at lucy.co 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:38 What happened in 1898 00:05:21 Guthrie case update 00:07:41 Texas GOP politician Don Huffines plans Christian retreat at Zorro Ranch 00:21:08 New Taliban laws just dropped 00:30:37 Far right monologue at German play causes violent crowd reaction And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1897 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:05 What happened in 1897 00:05:15 Michael Jordan is facing backlash after a video of him “groping” a small boy’s ass at The Daytona 500 00:17:55 Alternate theory on what Michael Jordan was doing to the kids' ass00:19:25 Update on the sale of Warner Bros 00:21:50: OpenAI buys Open Claw and will likely now start charging users and displaying ads 00:24:10 Irish man on vacation in Australia puts his own armpit hair on a Tomahawk steak to get out of paying, caught on camera 00:30:45 Real-life Robin Hoods in Canada are stealing from grocery stores to feed the poor And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1896 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT WORKWEAR: Get $10 Off boots and clothing at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/ LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 Warm Pu$$Y 00:05:25 University of Maryland professor invents fart tracker for your underwear 00:22:30 Woman in India escapes arranged marriage using a hilarious snake folklore tale 00:30:30: How much sex are the winter Olympians having? 00:37:30 Prostitutes in Nevada are attempting to unionize, and it's not going well for them so far And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1895 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quince - Refresh your winter wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/HARDFACTOR for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Factor - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:12 Olympics update 00:08:51 Man loses golf bet and now has to eat Wendy’s chili for a month 00:24:31 Interview with Chili Guy Larry Shea of Tom & Marty's Town House 00:30:23: Japanese Radioactive Boar Population Boom 00:39:40 Sup with the EPA and Climate Regulations now? And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1894 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quince - Refresh your winter wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/HARDFACTOR for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Factor - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:15 What happened in 1894 & WTF X? 00:07:05 New government website RealFood.Gov Ai Chatbot instructs users how to prepare the best foods to eat through their butts 00:19:10 TRENDZ: Rip James Van Der Beek, Pam Bondi gets destroyed by Epstein victims, mass shooting in Canada, Olympic Medals are trash, Norwegian olympian admits to cheating on his girlfriend after winning gold, El Paso airport was closed down for 10 days, then reopened again 00:29.10 The return of The Joke Of The Day with an epic clip from Beauregard Mercer IV, Espuire 00:33:01 Dog dies after living with basically no brain for 12 years 00:34:50 UK drug dealer inspired by Home Alone movies to booby-trap his drug houses And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 1892 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quince - Refresh your winter wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/HARDFACTOR for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Factor - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. LUCY - 100% pure nicotine. Always tobacco-free. LUCY’s the only pouch that gives you long-lasting flavor, whenever you need it. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code (HARDFACTOR). 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 What happened in 1892? 00:03:40 We missed National Fart Day 00:06:20 Super Bowl commercials and the Puppy Bowl death 00:10:00 Strip club hiding as a coffee shop in Garden Grove gets shut down 00:19:10 Waymos that get stuck are helped out remotely by Philippine workers 00:22:20 Pakistan’s deadly kite festival returned after 19 year ban 00:26:50 Man gets remanded for tricking everyone into drinking his pee And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more - but Most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices